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User avatar #384641 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
"Games should have the best possible graphics, amazing writing, great soundtracks, great animation and tons of content. The devs and publishers should sell them cheaply and not add any microtransactions, DLCs or any other way of them making a profit, despite the absurd amounts of time, money and work that went into making them, because I say so."

-the internet on gaming
User avatar #384742 to #384641 - ZenMacros (04/26/2015) [-]
Really hate how jaded people are about graphics these days. Everything needs to have hyper realistic graphics or else it'll get shit on for "looking like a PS2 game" and have all the good aspects of the game ignored because of it.
User avatar #384644 to #384641 - volero (04/25/2015) [-]
Want to make DLC after the game is done? Cool.
Ripping content from the game and making it DLC See Goro in MKX or putting shit on the disk with a paywall to access it See Street Fighter X Tekken ? Go fuck yourself.
#384642 to #384641 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
What they should be: Good gameplay, soundtrack, and animation, no microtransactions, but EXPANSION PACKS, EXPANDING THE GAME FOR 20-30 DOLLARS AND NOT EXPENSIVE SKINS.

#384643 to #384642 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
that's pretty much it
User avatar #384640 - cycloneclone (04/25/2015) [-]
i swear to god printers are the most retarded piece of technology ever made
i mean seriously, they ALWAYS find a way to fuck up
User avatar #384639 - onemoreminute (04/25/2015) [-]
I hate whenever someone posts a video/article about an injustice and the comments are just gifs of le edgy anime killing to show how angry they are or comments expressing "EXTREEEME RAAAGE ARGGHHH" in general.
#384634 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn I hate people telling me "aw you need to go out and live your life!"   
Because I'm not skydiving without a parachute into a pool of acid means I am not living my life? I am living it the way I want to, fuck off. I get what, 80 years, probably of life? And I am expected to live it by being pressured into shit I don't want to do? Thats retarded. I'll do what makes me happy to do, not be pressured into shit I won't enjoy because some cunt seems to think living my life means "do what everyone else tells you to do"    
   
If I want to live a simple life, fuck off and let me you prick. Alright, I'm done angsting. I'm going to bed.
God damn I hate people telling me "aw you need to go out and live your life!"
Because I'm not skydiving without a parachute into a pool of acid means I am not living my life? I am living it the way I want to, fuck off. I get what, 80 years, probably of life? And I am expected to live it by being pressured into shit I don't want to do? Thats retarded. I'll do what makes me happy to do, not be pressured into shit I won't enjoy because some cunt seems to think living my life means "do what everyone else tells you to do"

If I want to live a simple life, fuck off and let me you prick. Alright, I'm done angsting. I'm going to bed.
User avatar #384645 to #384634 - dalokan (04/25/2015) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#384638 to #384634 - foreveranonymous (04/25/2015) [-]
My dad did that shit all the time. "You need to get out more, you're missing out." Missing out on what? Highschool parties and retarded drunken sex? The fuck am I missing out on? He never gave me an answer.
It got to the point where he would force me out of the house and I had to drive somewhere and do something for at least an hour. He wouldn't give me gas money, just kick me out of the house. His reason was that he "didn't want me to miss out on life." Not once did he realize I have no friends, nor do I have things to do outside the house. Eventually I ran out of money and he stopped forcing me out to do literally nothing. Being content with life wasn't enough for him because I was "living life the wrong way"
User avatar #384637 to #384634 - thegrohltroll (04/25/2015) [-]
I just drove a jet plane into a building full of sharks, what did you do with your day?
User avatar #384636 to #384634 - semenslurpinglily (04/25/2015) [-]
"Why are you so much against fun?" when I don't go out drinking and shit.
Mostly my sister gets that, but case stands.
User avatar #384635 to #384634 - cycloneclone (04/25/2015) [-]
"you should get hobby"
#384629 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
Parents are making such a huge fuss over me not getting a voting card yet, and keep telling me who I should vote for. Not in a kind of "omg des guis r so gud" way, but "vote for this person, do it or we abandon you" way.

Is this how it feels to be forced to be your parent's religion?
#384593 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
I am getting way too sick of people and their predictions lately. WOW! They announced that a game that won't come out for a fucking year lacks some content? Guess it's the end of that franchise. A trailer doesn't show the very specific things you wanted to see? Guess the movie's ruined now, huh? A feminist said something stupid about a game? Cancel Christmas, gaming is dead and society is doomed. Valve decided to cash in on mods? Ring the bells, Steam is dead, Valve are now worse than EA, Activision, Ubisoft, Sony, Hitler, Mao, the plague, the spanish inquisition and the K-T extinction put together.

All these fuckers gabbing on to ANYTHING that'll let them scream "EVERYTHING IS RUINED!" at the top of their lungs. Then when 99.9% of them are wrong, they act like nothing ever happened, but may the gods have mercy upon us if they actually get something right, cause we'll never hear the fucking end of it.
User avatar #384602 to #384593 - tvfreakuk (04/25/2015) [-]
I felt this way when the first Star Wars trailer came out and everyone was like "HOLY FUCK THAT CROSSGUARD LIGHTSABER! MAKES NO SENSE IN THE UNIVERSE, CAN'T WORK! WOULD CHOP OFF HIS HANDS! NEEDS REDESIGNED TO MY SPECIFICATIONS! NEW STAR WARS WILL SUCK BECAUSE OF THIS AND THIS ALONE"
#384614 to #384602 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
I didn't make any predictions on the movie based on that. But I do think it's a stupid design for a cross guard -even though I like the Idea of a cross guard light sabre. I would have preferred something like this.
User avatar #384621 to #384614 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, now THAT is a stupid cross-guard design. You can't really stab yourself with a conventional crossguard, since you're supposed to keep it parallel your body. With that thing, however, no matter how you hold it, there's gonna be a burny bit pointing directly at you, reading to stab you if you hold the saber too close. There's a reason designs like those weren't really used in real life. Now, if it were a basket hilt made of light saber-proof material, it'd be pretty damn effective.
User avatar #384623 to #384621 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
But my point was more on the part where the guard comes. from. A cross guard is to protect you from your hand sliding towards the blade or a blade sliding down your own blade. But if a light sabre where to slide down the Star Wars cross guard it'd just chop the bit that makes the cross guard come out in the first place. It would render it useless in that aspect, mostly just protecting the user from his own sweaty palms.
User avatar #384624 to #384623 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Pretty sure light sabers are made of a light-saber-proof materials. Otherwise, they'd sort of fall apart after a while.
User avatar #384625 to #384624 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
nah, in Phantom Menace Darth Maul gets his Lightsaber cut in half
User avatar #384627 to #384625 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Well, that's stupid.
User avatar #384630 to #384627 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Well, Maul made his lightsaber himself if I am not mistaken.
Now, I am not about to go hunting for answers on this because I both don't give that much of a shit. But if I had to guess, his might be a special case. I mean, he can't waltz into the Jedi temple and say "OI CUNT, FIX ME UP A FUCKING DOUBLE LIGHTSABER." being a Sith and all. So he had to make it himself from...god knows what parts with god knows what tools.

I mean, it WORKS. So it can't be THAT shit a job, but in this case, might be he just didn't have expensive lightsaber proof material.
User avatar #384631 to #384630 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
He did have Darth Sidious guiding him however, I doubt it would of been a shoddy job
User avatar #384632 to #384631 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Shoddy no.
But perfect, proooooooobably not.
User avatar #384633 to #384632 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
Idunno man, Sidious and Maul knew what they were doing, I kinda find it hard to believe Sidious wouldn't teach him how to make it right.

We probably won't know for certain either way
User avatar #384622 to #384621 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
In the game that's basically a fencing sword -or close to it, anyway, fencing is not very impressive to watch- so those things are basically meant to emulate a bellguard rather than a crossguard. He even adopts a sort of fencing position as he fights. It's still very impractical though.
User avatar #384619 to #384614 - tvfreakuk (04/25/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool.
I don't mean that the crossguard redesigns are bad. I just mean I don't think the original looks bad either.
The one you just showed was good. But I remember seeing one that had a much more fantasy sort of vibe to it and looked more medieval. It looks pretty awesome when drawn, but I felt it would work more in a fantasy graphic novel rather than a film.
I'm just sort of fine with it all, and even if you don't like the specific design, it's nothing to get super worked up about like some people did. It was like a 5 second clip of the thing.
User avatar #384620 to #384619 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I agree it's nothing to get worked up about.
Though that's not a redesign, that's off of a game called No More Heroes.
User avatar #384608 to #384602 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Oh, yeah. THAT! "Oh no, they changed the iconic "glowing dildo" design of the lightsabers. It's ruined!". That shit was stupid as hell. Especially, since the crossguard would be a fucking improvement. Have you fucking SEEN how many people get their hands chopped off in Star Wars? That sith may possibly be the smartest person to ever make a lightsaber. Or at least the one that'll die with the most limbs still attached to their body.
User avatar #384601 to #384593 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
You're right. But for the time being the new Star Wars is still called "Sweaty black soldier without his helmet" in my head.
User avatar #384603 to #384601 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
And whenever I see it, I keep making Spaceballs jokes, like how he's nervous, cause they still ain't found shit.
User avatar #384609 to #384603 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
I should get around to watch that. I only know one joke from it and it's a good joke, seems like my kinda thing.
User avatar #384613 to #384609 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Watch it. It's like Monty Python and The Holy Grail - every 5th line they say is something you've heard before and never realized it's a joke. You'll get so many references.
User avatar #384589 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
ummmm

hi x3
User avatar #384596 to #384589 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
hi cutie ;)
User avatar #384597 to #384596 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
hey are you free right now? wanna tongue my pooper
User avatar #384598 to #384597 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
um yes
#384600 to #384598 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
send irl's here's mine
#384607 to #384600 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
dont tell anyone
User avatar #384610 to #384607 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
hey that's tv's loveable black person "T-Dog" from the walking dead. do you think I'm stupid
User avatar #384612 to #384610 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
what the fuck man dont be racist thats Obama
User avatar #384616 to #384612 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
jade are you single
User avatar #384617 to #384616 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
im whatever you want me to be bae b
#384581 - squalllionhart (04/25/2015) [-]
Why is it so hard for people just rinse off and scrape off their dishes and then stacking them on the counter? I have no problem doing the dishes but when they're stacked in the sink with food still on them getting rotted and fucking nasty i'm not touching that shit.
Why is it so hard for people just rinse off and scrape off their dishes and then stacking them on the counter? I have no problem doing the dishes but when they're stacked in the sink with food still on them getting rotted and fucking nasty i'm not touching that shit.
#384578 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
I realized that the reason I feel the need to watch some weird fetish porn while I masturbate is because I was castrated.

My penis isn't as sensitive, I have a high sex drive, and I am easily bored due to my under stimulated penis, so I need something very over the top mentally stimulating to get me off.
I started watching porn while I masturbate, and I slowly, over the period of about 2 or 3 years, started to watch things more and more extreme. Until eventually, I developed some nasty fetishes.
So now, here I am, jerking it to lesbian strapon anal bbw on skinny girl bdsm porn, all because my parents decided to get my dick mutilated. Atleast that is the excuse I have for being a fucking weirdo.
User avatar #384585 to #384578 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, nah, you just whack it too much.
User avatar #384580 to #384578 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/25/2015) [-]
I think you just jerk it too much.
User avatar #384588 to #384580 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
I jerk it to you baby
User avatar #384573 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/25/2015) [-]
fucking hate group projects. All week been asking this girl to send me pictures of our lab packet so I could start my portion of the report. She me the power point(which is basically a summary). And she sent it today at 8pm. So now instead of relaxing this weekend and getting a head start on studying for finals I get to write up this stupid fucking paper, that I could have finished during the week. It's due monday. And I only have the summary so I can't be specific like you're SUPPOSED to in lab reports. Fuck her. Seriously. I reminded her for 4 days straight and she always said "later" that cunt. I have to do and finish it tomorrow because sunday we have to email her our parts so she can edit them because she's the only fucking one with the packet.
I fucking hate working in fucking groups.
#384571 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
The thing about looking 4-5 years younger than you actually are is when someone who is 6-8 years younger than you reckons you're the age you look and thinks: "He's not too old for me" so they hit on you. And now you're suddenly really, really, really afraid of going to prison because they think touching strangers is an adequate form of flirting. Major bonus to oh shit factor if they say "That's alright" and press on with the uncomfortable flirting.
The thing about looking 4-5 years younger than you actually are is when someone who is 6-8 years younger than you reckons you're the age you look and thinks: "He's not too old for me" so they hit on you. And now you're suddenly really, really, really afraid of going to prison because they think touching strangers is an adequate form of flirting. Major bonus to oh shit factor if they say "That's alright" and press on with the uncomfortable flirting.
User avatar #384712 to #384571 - rokkarokkaali (04/26/2015) [-]
But the cops won't know you're actually 4-5 years older than you look so you can still get away with it :^)
User avatar #384715 to #384712 - thebestpieever (04/26/2015) [-]
I've had that argument made to me a couple of times. No tho.
User avatar #384590 to #384571 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
WHY IS THIS A BAD THING
#384591 to #384590 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
Because when you're 24 you're going to get raped in prison if you raid the panties of a 17 year old.
And you don't even want to do anyone younger than 19 anyway.
User avatar #384592 to #384591 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
don't you live in some not american country? I thought it was legal sooner there
but tell me why you wouldn't want to do it with them, if you could
#384594 to #384592 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
I think it changes by state down here, but who bloody knows, I'm guessing it's 16 or 18. Maybe 15.
'Cause I'm fucking old, man. I must have fucked 90~ teenagers when I was one of 'em, it was fun, sure, but now they look like children. I don't wanna fuck children. You need a GCSEA to be attractive to people my age because we're all such squares when we get old.
User avatar #384595 to #384594 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
how old are you senpai
#384599 to #384595 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
"Because when you're 24 (...)"
User avatar #384604 to #384599 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
that's not that old
#384605 to #384604 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
2 old 2 want 2 fuck 17 year olds tho.
User avatar #384606 to #384605 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
not 4 me
User avatar #384611 to #384606 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
cuz u thirsty
User avatar #384615 to #384611 - aoeui (04/25/2015) [-]
this is why I need feminism because people don't take my sexuality seriously
User avatar #384572 to #384571 - alexanderburns (04/25/2015) [-]
6-8 years younger than you is still legal tho
40 year olds aren't children
#384568 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
The only people in first world countries who view sexy girls as sex objects are feminists.
Anybody notice that?
User avatar #384626 to #384568 - lobselvith (04/25/2015) [-]
Go to /b/.
#384570 to #384568 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
no, because you are wrong
User avatar #384577 to #384569 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Oh hey, its the guy who murdered someone and set fire to churches!
User avatar #384582 to #384577 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
He's such a piece of sunshine, ain't he?
#384575 to #384569 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
I can smell the "I'm single and a virgin" from here
#384574 to #384569 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
when women were just house wives their husbands still weren't happy and they paid for whores and cheated on them often. Now women are independent and don't fully have to rely on the men in her life for everything. She isn't sold off like a cow by her father and told her only aspirations should be to be a mom. She can actually have a career now. people on here always brag that men are the better gender because they invented and built everything but how fair is that to say when they kept the women locked up? furthermore how can you claim men are the better gender when women being independent makes you feel so insecure? That women are only good if they're locked up in the kitchen during the day and spreading their legs for you at night.
User avatar #384579 to #384574 - thebestpieever (04/25/2015) [-]
Are you... are you arguing with me? I didn't write it mate, for got's sake.
User avatar #384584 to #384579 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/25/2015) [-]
you forgot sake?
User avatar #384567 - foreveranonymous (04/25/2015) [-]
I hate it when someone buys me a t-shirt in a size small. They assume because I'm thin I fit a small. That's not how it works, at all. I'm an average 5'6" I fit a fucking medium, please stop buying me small shirts. Also why don't more mens shirts come in tall sizes? Buying clothes is a struggle
#384565 - qxangelxp (04/25/2015) [-]
It really fucking bothers me when video game devs think it's ok to make a gunshot sound file sound like it's two shots going off. So every 1 actual bullet sounds like two, for the sake of making automatic weapons seem like they have a higher firing rate.   
   
Just no.   
It almost always produces a shitty effect in the end. Looking at you GTA V.   
   
I'd rather have the weapon just have that low fire rate. Or it actually fire fast, and me needing to reload more often. Just don't use this shitty tactic, it kills the feeling of having a great auto weapon, more than it does enhance it.
It really fucking bothers me when video game devs think it's ok to make a gunshot sound file sound like it's two shots going off. So every 1 actual bullet sounds like two, for the sake of making automatic weapons seem like they have a higher firing rate.

Just no.
It almost always produces a shitty effect in the end. Looking at you GTA V.

I'd rather have the weapon just have that low fire rate. Or it actually fire fast, and me needing to reload more often. Just don't use this shitty tactic, it kills the feeling of having a great auto weapon, more than it does enhance it.
#384564 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

I hate normal fags.
User avatar #384554 - fruzzinoid (04/25/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING DOG IT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOU
RAISING YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HELP
YELLING WILL NOT TRANSLATE YOUR FUCKING WORDS INTO BARK LANGUAGE
FUCK
User avatar #384628 to #384554 - lobselvith (04/25/2015) [-]
Dogs can still understand that you're upset by the tone of your voice.
#384560 to #384554 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
Dogs understand simple commands.
If you emphasize anger when they aren't listening, they should step back into line.
If not, then you punish them.
User avatar #384618 to #384546 - thegrohltroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Cool marilyn manson is playing the joker
#384583 to #384546 - Darianvincent ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Goodbye excitement
Goodbye excitement
User avatar #384566 to #384546 - jadewest (04/25/2015) [-]
between this and Will Smith being deadshot this Suicide Squad movie looks like it'll be shit
User avatar #384562 to #384546 - funi (04/25/2015) [-]
I like it, personally.
#384665 to #384562 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
I'd like it more if it was maybe just fanart.
But to picture in an actually movie seems to be blatantly pandering to the younger, angsty generation.
#384561 to #384546 - fefe (04/25/2015) [-]
They made him look like a fucking meth addict.
User avatar #384555 to #384546 - fruzzinoid (04/25/2015) [-]
I'm gonna beat a nigga. Are you fucking serious?
How do you just up and ruin a character like that?
User avatar #384553 to #384546 - volero (04/25/2015) [-]
He looks like a juggalo more than The Joker.
User avatar #384550 to #384546 - dreygur (04/25/2015) [-]
I seriously thought the picture was a Marilyn Manson ad at first
User avatar #384551 to #384550 - dreygur (04/25/2015) [-]
And holy fuck, at least try to make the whole crazy thing a tiny bit subtle instead of literally writing it all over him
#384547 to #384546 - foreveranonymous (04/25/2015) [-]
Wow what the fuck
#384545 - furiousmarshmellow (04/25/2015) [-]
I don't see why people dislike the AK/CAR Mod pack for Payday 2 because of the achievements. They're not that hard, you just have to think outside the box to get them.

Except for the The Turtle Always Wins Achievement. Fuck the piece of shit that came up with that one.
#384544 - volero (04/25/2015) [-]
Its been over a year since I had a girlfriend and it feels bad man. Part of it really is my fault because I haven't been actively pursuing/searching for girls.    
After being with someone for a long time, I feel like I need companionship to be happier when that relationship ends. Which I guess that's just how people are naturally.
Its been over a year since I had a girlfriend and it feels bad man. Part of it really is my fault because I haven't been actively pursuing/searching for girls.
After being with someone for a long time, I feel like I need companionship to be happier when that relationship ends. Which I guess that's just how people are naturally.
#384539 - onemoreminute (04/25/2015) [-]
NOTHING IS SACRED
#384559 to #384539 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Goddamn it.
#384540 to #384539 - alexanderburns (04/25/2015) [-]
are you new to the internet or something
User avatar #384556 to #384540 - onemoreminute (04/25/2015) [-]
it's a fucking clone trooper game from 2005. eat my ass
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