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User avatar #309056 - KINGOFTHESTARS (12 hours ago) [-]
Im back in college and Im so far getting the answered prayers of "no roomate" I cant do too much celebrating until next week when the rooms are really set in stone.

I just hate this anticipation haha.
User avatar #309075 to #309056 - averagewhitekid (11 hours ago) [-]
They put me in a room with 3 randoms, then they brought it down to 2, then a different group of 2
When I finally got here they put me in a room with just one guy, and I haven't even met him yet in three days
User avatar #309054 - KINGOFTHESTARS (12 hours ago) [-]
People who always like conflict.

I exclude the warrior spirit from this hate list because those are people who are willing to engage in confrontation when it arises.

Im talking about people who have to always start stuff.
User avatar #309090 to #309054 - hauntzor (9 hours ago) [-]
I feel like those kinds of people are the ones who really enjoy reality shows.

Holy shitting fuck I cannot enjoy those things at all. I had a roommate in my freshman year of college who watched nothing but VHS all day and most of the reality shows were just nig-nogs bitching over stupid relationship garbage. If there's one thing I learned from going to a college with a 90% black campus, it's that black people sure do like their drama.
User avatar #309094 to #309090 - KINGOFTHESTARS (9 hours ago) [-]
which school? hbcu?
User avatar #309095 to #309094 - hauntzor (9 hours ago) [-]
Butler Community College

It's near Wichita so that explains the abundance of blacks.
User avatar #309091 to #309090 - hauntzor (9 hours ago) [-]
*VH1

whoops
#309043 - finblob (12 hours ago) [-]
My favourite youtuber has only uploaded Minecraft and Garrys Mod for the past month or two.
User avatar #309210 to #309043 - ivoryhammer (6 hours ago) [-]
My favorite youtuber hasn't uploaded in months.
User avatar #309044 to #309043 - crazyolitis (12 hours ago) [-]
Who is it?
#309045 to #309044 - finblob (12 hours ago) [-]
Sips.
He said he's going to do more varied videos but idk how long that'll be.
User avatar #309070 to #309045 - misticalz (11 hours ago) [-]
looks like a fag
User avatar #309071 to #309070 - finblob (11 hours ago) [-]
the floating face is sips
the blonde guy is just some other person
User avatar #309145 to #309071 - ferrettamer (8 hours ago) [-]
Is it Duncan
User avatar #309149 to #309145 - finblob (7 hours ago) [-]
ye
I like him but not his videos
User avatar #309152 to #309149 - ferrettamer (7 hours ago) [-]
I only watch his videos with other people. I used to really like Sips, but I don't watch him much anymore, I watch more Sjin now for some reason
#309046 to #309045 - crazyolitis (12 hours ago) [-]
Damn, sucks for you, man.
Also, SSoHPKC 4 lyfe, nigga!
User avatar #309047 to #309046 - finblob (12 hours ago) [-]
Hatfilms, Gamegrumps, Sips and Hannah 4life.
#309048 to #309047 - crazyolitis (12 hours ago) [-]
Watch whoever you want, m8.
Watch whoever you want, m8.
User avatar #309049 to #309048 - finblob (12 hours ago) [-]
yay
#309035 - teoyuppie (12 hours ago) [-]
Family Members, Neighbors Can't Understand Why N.J. College Student Was Slain
Where's the justice? Where's the protesting? Where's Sharpton, Jackson, and Louise Farrakhan? Hypocrisy in the media at its best. This was only local for a few days and mentioned only a few times once they found the suspects.
User avatar #309068 to #309035 - lulzfornigeriagirl (11 hours ago) [-]
Because of the cry baby libewals. Fucking disgusting what America has become, its shameful.
User avatar #309067 to #309035 - volero (11 hours ago) [-]
Because the victim wasn't black.
User avatar #309042 to #309035 - nimba ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
It's shit for sure, but there's something about being shot by government employees that the media just can't resist.
#309039 to #309035 - megavoir (12 hours ago) [-]
What else is there to say?
Fucking niggers.
#309187 to #309039 - princessren ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't like ebony porn
I don't like ebony porn
#309051 to #309039 - nefarian (12 hours ago) [-]
Never gets old.
User avatar #309038 to #309035 - teoyuppie (12 hours ago) [-]
Melissa Harris Perry's Searing Tribute To Black Men Killed By Police 2
Also this fucking cunt.
User avatar #309041 to #309038 - roliga ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
"From 2006 to 2012 a white police officer killed a black man at least twice a week in this country"

Well maybe they should stop being hood rat criminals and getting themselves shot, I mean, that's an idea.
User avatar #309055 to #309041 - nefarian (12 hours ago) [-]
Clearly white officers never shoot white people, and are only aiming for black people.
User avatar #309034 - geothermal ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I hate the fact that Henry Rollins keeps trying to do shit after Rollins Band and Black Flag. Like, what the fuck man, you are not a tv show personality, you cant do spoken word albums, and daytime tv is not for you.
User avatar #309079 to #309034 - thebestpieever ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
You're not obligated to listen to it. I get not liking what he does, but why would you hate that he does it?
#309028 - thebestpieever ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
If you sleep with someone and both of you have long hair it is as inevitable as the fucking sunrise that one of you is going to get drool all over your hair.
User avatar #309031 to #309028 - finblob (13 hours ago) [-]
What if you eat your own hair?
User avatar #309053 to #309031 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Yum.
User avatar #309029 to #309028 - thegrohltroll (13 hours ago) [-]
What if you tied it?
User avatar #309030 to #309029 - thebestpieever ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
I guess that would save mine. But I don't like tying my hair.
User avatar #309033 to #309030 - teoyuppie (13 hours ago) [-]
Hairnet, ponytail, nightcap.
User avatar #309052 to #309033 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Gay, gay, gayer.
User avatar #309058 to #309052 - teoyuppie (12 hours ago) [-]
Well then have fun drooling on your hair.
User avatar #309062 to #309058 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
No one drools on their own hair, you silly.
#309013 - trixiepony (14 hours ago) [-]
Who is first now?
#309036 to #309013 - teotrixie (12 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, but the real Trixie goes and parties all night, so waking up early isn't an option.
#309040 to #309036 - trixiepony (12 hours ago) [-]
Yet just last time you were bragging about being earlier than Trixie.
Also, Trixie posted this at 11:40 a.m., which is NOT early.

And are you stupid? Trixie doesn't go to parties!
This is more or less what she does at night.
User avatar #309135 to #309040 - rokkarokkaali (8 hours ago) [-]
The real trixie spends all night fucking spike like the good little slut she is.
#309050 to #309040 - teotrixie (12 hours ago) [-]
2 things, friend.
I wasn't bragging, you were just late.

11:40 AM is early. The real Trixie doesn't normally wake up till at least 1 PM.
User avatar #309057 to #309050 - trixiepony (12 hours ago) [-]
11:40 a.m. is NOT early, it's only 20 minutes from the afternoon!
And Trixie never sleeps that late. Are you even trying to be Trixie anymore?
#309060 to #309057 - teotrixie (12 hours ago) [-]
"Are you even trying to be Trixie anymore? "
Why would I need to pretend to be myself?
You're getting delusional, friend.
#309063 to #309060 - trixiepony (12 hours ago) [-]
There you go again, making a stupid mistake!
The real Trixie would only use her OWN reaction images.
User avatar #309086 to #309063 - alexanderburns ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
That's kinda narcissistic
User avatar #309128 to #309086 - trixiepony (8 hours ago) [-]
That's completely irrelevant.
User avatar #309032 to #309013 - finblob (13 hours ago) [-]
treeeksiieeeee
User avatar #309017 to #309013 - nefarian (14 hours ago) [-]
Maybe the real one died
User avatar #309021 to #309017 - teoyuppie (14 hours ago) [-]
Fingers crossed
User avatar #309025 to #309021 - trixiepony (13 hours ago) [-]
The real Trixie is talking to you right now, so no, she didn't die.
User avatar #309027 to #309025 - teoyuppie (13 hours ago) [-]
RIP cumi cumi poni.
User avatar #309011 - teoyuppie (14 hours ago) [-]
manicpixiedreammama.com/a-mothers-white-privilege/
Jesus Christ will this shit ever fucking end?
User avatar #309156 to #309011 - majormayor ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
The article also assumes that their "privilege" is permanent. Considering where the demographics are heading, that probably won't remain for long.
User avatar #309154 to #309011 - majormayor ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
It gets me every time how they depict the lives of minorities. I don't even get what could be perceived "microaggressions" often and that shit is super easy to not be bothered by, and I am a really neurotic person. I don't know people can make mountains out of these few specks of dirt (anthill would be way too much- even if it's specifically the typical one found in a suburban neighborhood). I guess this is what happens when people apply absolutism to the mundane and have those views reinforced in an echo chamber.
"People do not assume that, with three children, I am scheming to cheat the welfare system."
I thought that these people complain about conservatives who complain about single mothers?
#308998 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
>mfw five nights at freddy's is getting a sequel
#309024 to #308998 - gwegw (13 hours ago) [-]
I thought it was boring and repetitive but I can see why lots of people enjoyed it.
User avatar #309008 to #308998 - fedegon ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
It was launched literally this month, and a sequel was announced?
User avatar #309014 to #309008 - leonhardt (14 hours ago) [-]
Not even a week ago, actually.
Guess the dude already made a fuckload of money on it.
User avatar #309020 to #309014 - nefarian (14 hours ago) [-]
Looked it up; it's 11 days ago.
User avatar #309022 to #309020 - leonhardt (14 hours ago) [-]
Well blow me down
#309007 to #308998 - dalokan (14 hours ago) [-]
are u ready 4 freddy?
#309012 to #309007 - nefarian (14 hours ago) [-]
Better version
#308999 to #308998 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
2x the animatronic furry porn
User avatar #308985 - puggerugger (16 hours ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Vegan+options/funny-pictures/5262682/97#97#

The inevitable showdown of the retarded begins
User avatar #309097 to #308985 - jadewest (8 hours ago) [-]
#team schnizel
User avatar #309023 to #308985 - ecomp (13 hours ago) [-]
Glycogen has a molar mass of 666 g/mol
>tfw glycogen is literally the devil
#308992 to #308985 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
It Begins! The only way that could possible become more retarded, was if economic would join.
User avatar #308990 to #308985 - voltkills (16 hours ago) [-]
as long as that vegan cunt gets rekt (and he is), ill grab the popcorn. Usually id jump in but ive had enough of arguing with him.
User avatar #308983 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
I hate metal bands that have songs about being metal. But like, a lot of metal bands always have that one song about being metal. I love the shit out of Alestorm, but even they have one. I love the shit out of Sabaton, and they have like, 3 or 4, and they're just fuckin' retarded 90% of the time. This is like me saying "Yes, I am in fact white." No shit, everyone can see that.
User avatar #309084 to #308983 - thebestpieever ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
I like them if they're appropriately cheesy. If they're serious then fuck no.
#308989 to #308983 - masterboll (16 hours ago) [-]
if youre white then why are you called Edwardnigga?   
   
(gif related, but the other way around)
if youre white then why are you called Edwardnigga?

(gif related, but the other way around)
#309001 to #308989 - nefarian (14 hours ago) [-]
''So if you're white, why are you from Africa?
''So if you're white, why are you from Africa?
User avatar #308984 to #308983 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Sabaton has 5.
Fucking five.
User avatar #308988 to #308984 - jettom (16 hours ago) [-]
Could be worse.
User avatar #308987 to #308984 - crazyolitis (16 hours ago) [-]
You're going to hate Manowar, then.
User avatar #308981 - Tyranitar (19 hours ago) [-]
Hate when some friends/relatives of mine (all female, make of that what you will), whenever they get a little sad or have a rough day, they gotta spam my Facebook page with dumb shit like "oh no I can't take this anymore I need to get away why is life so hard I'm so done with this"

Bitch, you do this every 4 hours, you're either whoring for attention or you really need to just chill the fuck out. You can't threaten suicide every time your dinner burns or whatever you're on about.
User avatar #308986 to #308981 - masterboll (16 hours ago) [-]
is she hot though?
User avatar #308969 - geothermal ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
>trying to explain the racial and wealth differences in north Gary vs central Gary

If i say "Its because the income of the population of North Gary is much higher, so there are nicer houses and more expensive land, that the residents of Central Gary cant afford to move there."

What it actually is, is that the residents of North Gary are all white and have high paying jobs and proper social systems, while the Residents of Central Gary are all black and have none of that.

In this argument I have to explain "The Great White Flight", where all the white people moved out of the cities just after the major part of the african american rights movements, and left the black people in the cities. The problem is, we still treated the blacks poorly, and they had lower incomes, leading to worse economies in the cities and therefore less tax revenue leading to just shitty cities in general. These created "da ghetto", such as the central south suburbs of Chicago, Central Gary, or most of Detroit.
All the white people of Chicago moved to the west and north suburbs, where you find Naperville, Lisle, Darien, etc. Those communites quickly flourished and created places that blacks at the time couldnt afford to live. This kept on going until today, where black people from the city still cant afford to move there. This creates the social gap between parts of a city.
Similar things are happening in Detroit, all the white hipster kids are moving into downtown Detroit, getting jobs and improving the economy. Along with new businesses Detroit is growing again. But only because its fashionable to live in a ghetto.
It's not my fault as a white male that there is such a vast difference between one part of a city and another, its the fault of racial discrimination in the early 60's. And i cant fucking change that. And instead of trying to improve their communities, now that black people are equal to white people legally, they still live in the ghetto and complain about how bad it is for them.
User avatar #308972 to #308969 - princessren ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
...gary?
User avatar #308973 to #308972 - geothermal ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
A city in Indiana, theres a massive difference between the Northern Beachside part of gary, and the central part of gary. You go from modern mansions and villas and shit, to actual sheetmetal slums and destroyed buildings.
User avatar #308974 to #308973 - princessren ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
doesn't every city have a poor part?
User avatar #308975 to #308974 - geothermal ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Its not just a poor part, its the huge income gap that makes almost two different cities.

And in this case, if it was just a "poor part", the poor part takes up almost 80% of the city.
User avatar #308976 to #308975 - princessren ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
well...that's no good
User avatar #308970 to #308969 - geothermal ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
But whenever i make this argument, and explain it any way, im a racist.

Especially when talking to people who are not from the US, and have no fucking idea what the Great White Flight is.
#308968 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/High+Standards/funny-pictures/5263585/
Oh boy! Even more autistic bullshit!
#308959 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/You+monster/funny-pictures/5263556/
Y'all know what to do.
Say "I like veal" a bunch
User avatar #308971 to #308959 - voltkills (20 hours ago) [-]
He block my IP adress, what the fuck how do you even do that.
User avatar #308977 to #308971 - plumpbooty ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
It's the anonymous equivalent of blocking users. Instead of blocking the user he blocks your entire IP if you post anonymously.
User avatar #308978 to #308977 - voltkills (20 hours ago) [-]
but how.
i see no options for that.
#308979 to #308978 - plumpbooty ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
There is an option for "Block" for comments posted in your content. For anonymous comments it becomes "Block IP". It looks like pic related.
User avatar #308980 to #308979 - voltkills (20 hours ago) [-]
ah cool. oddly, i can now post on his stuff when logged in.
#308962 to #308959 - cycloneclone ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #308954 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
I hate how I don't know if I want a girlfriend or not. Like, sometimes I really want someone to talk to about anything, cuddle, chill all the time n shit, but then sometimes I feel like I'd be terrible at it and never down to do anything with her.
User avatar #309015 to #308954 - ZenMacros ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
So basically you want a girlfriend, but your lack of confidence discourages you from the idea of it.
User avatar #309080 to #309015 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
no

I feel like I'd just be rushing into things trying to get a gf just for the sake of getting a gf and I'd be bad at it because I'm super lazy sometimes
User avatar #308960 to #308954 - thegrohltroll (22 hours ago) [-]
Same thing here. I'm gonna get a cat tho.
User avatar #308957 to #308954 - cycloneclone ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
>implying you could ever get a gf
User avatar #308958 to #308957 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
epic
User avatar #308961 to #308958 - cycloneclone ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
simply ebin
#308946 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/And+I+thought+I+had+a+bad+day/funny-pictures/5262672/66#66

"hur dur I can join the military but I can't drink a beer lol this country is so bullshit i hate america cuz there's rules lol anarchy!"

Fuck these little commie faggots.
User avatar #308963 to #308946 - ivoryhammer (22 hours ago) [-]
If someone is calling for anarchy, then they aren't communists.
#308964 to #308963 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
Shut up, commie
User avatar #308956 to #308946 - cycloneclone ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
eh
#308948 to #308946 - princessren ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
I mean...it's a fair complaint I suppose
but...I don't see the problem
my teacher was a kid when they made it 21, apparently there was alot of drunk driving accidents and stuff, and I mean...he had a point when he said you have all these kids just learning to drive and then you hand them alcohol, I dunno...teenage drunk driving accidents have gone down atleast here apparently so that has to say something not to mention the developing brain thing or whatever
I mean...I guess their point is either raise the age you can join the military, or lower the drinking age
and I don't think raising the age is a good idea because you have these kids getting out of high school and usually their options are either to go to college, join the work force, or go into the military either as a career, to get money and whatever for college or even just to get skills they can apply into the work force.
by raising it you are pretty much getting rid of one of their options entirely, or having them waste alot of their time waiting until they can.
I dunno, either way I don;t see lowering the age of drinking or raising the age to be recruited as good ideas but what do I know I have never drank anything or joined the military in my 19 years of life and am just rambling at this point
#308953 to #308948 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
The age of enlistment and the drinking age have literally no reason to be correlated just so commie faggots will stop bitching about having the privilege to serve their country.
User avatar #308938 - geothermal ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
So i play this Habbo Hotel clone, and every week they do a "Room of the Week" thing, and i've won 1st place for the last 4 weeks in a row. Everyone calls me a hacker or "you sucked the mods dick" or something. What it really is, is that im simply better than everyone else at making rooms. The most recent theme was "Celebration". So i made full on fucking concert complete with ~150 AI players in the audience and a band that sang multiple songs, on a massive fucking stage, every little thing needed around it, and at least 20 different commands for food, firework, song selection, etc...

And the 2nd place was a birthday party. And the 3rd place was also, a birthday party.

Motherfuckers.
User avatar #308993 to #308938 - rokkarokkaali (16 hours ago) [-]
Are you thisisbait
User avatar #309026 to #308993 - geothermal ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
I am
User avatar #308955 to #308938 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
what game
User avatar #308928 - thesoulless ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate that we don't have thumb bans anymore.
User avatar #308923 - cycloneclone ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
animefags seem to be getting worse lately
User avatar #308924 to #308923 - cycloneclone ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
also
anime
fuck anime
User avatar #308943 to #308939 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
If you removed yourself from the presence of this earth that would be just peachy.
User avatar #308994 to #308943 - rokkarokkaali (16 hours ago) [-]
If ferrettamer started dating princessren it'd be James and the Giant Peach.
User avatar #308996 to #308994 - ferrettamer (15 hours ago) [-]
inb4 he says it would be faggot squared
User avatar #308997 to #308996 - rokkarokkaali (15 hours ago) [-]
If you guys square danced together it would :^)
User avatar #308944 to #308943 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I see
User avatar #308945 to #308944 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm not doing this in a friendly way either, please do.
User avatar #308940 to #308939 - cycloneclone ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
plsno
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