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#401254 - tvfreakuk (07/06/2015) [-]
I'm helping a lecturer of mine with her phd by helping her get her content online - but an issue is that everything has to be super private for only a few to be able to see.
It's sort of stressing me out a little because her content has a lot to do with the Palestinian government and the west bank barrier, and the identities of the people she interviewed need to be protected

mfw I keep feeling like somehow I'm going to fuck this up and people will die because of me
#401251 - Elk (07/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #401270 to #401251 - confusedasian (07/06/2015) [-]
A girl likes taking pictures of her outfit and friends during and off work. Oh, she's totally a slut.

If he doesn't like her so much why doesn't he just ignore her? He went out of his way to go through her pictures, save them, then censor them with stars, and then post them on fj.
User avatar #401272 to #401270 - Elk (07/06/2015) [-]
I think he had the hots for her, and she hurt his feelings somehow, so he just has a grudge.
#401256 to #401255 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that seems about right.
User avatar #401252 to #401251 - themanwithnoplan (07/06/2015) [-]
That's creepy
User avatar #401253 to #401252 - Elk (07/06/2015) [-]
He deleted my comment and called me a white knight. Hahahaha.
#401229 - voltkills ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
well greece once again proved how fucking stupid the general population is, fucking selfish assholes cant even agree to bailout plans, and instead insists on potentially fucking the eurozone up.
User avatar #401239 to #401229 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
Don't loan money you absolutely cannot risk losing for good.
User avatar #401232 to #401229 - awesomerninjathing (07/05/2015) [-]
bruh I'm greek and if you expected "Yes" to win then idk what to tell you other than you were wrong from the start

greeks are retardedly selfish

and of course the fact that us saying "No" to the ultimatum given to us by Mussolini in the 2nd world war is like the biggest nationalistic moment in our history, of course they're going to stand by it
User avatar #401234 to #401232 - voltkills ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
I was kind of hoping that now the banks started closing an shit the people might just realize their retarded government has failed them, it seems i was very wrong.
User avatar #401237 to #401234 - awesomerninjathing (07/05/2015) [-]
it's not the government that failed them

it's the population that doesn't give a shit
User avatar #401240 to #401237 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure the government failed as well. As a bulgarian, I'm kind of surprised you guys lasted this long, given how much money you shower people with. You give an old person more money in a month than we do in a lifetime. Your government's been leaking money out the ass for years.
#401225 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
I hate whenever I have important stuff to do the next morning I can't sleep. I have to be up early tomorrow for graduation and I just can't fucking sleep.
I get that it's most likely just nervousness or some shit, or excitement about it... But holy fuck it's annoying. I keep trying to just close my eyes and rest but just can't.
User avatar #401241 to #401225 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
Try the technique I use - play videogames, read or just do anything that tires out your eyes and brain up until around 2AM. Basically, exhaust your brain, so the moment you go to bed, you instantly pass out. 3 hours of "Dear mother of fuck, this bed is the most comfortable thing ever" sleep is better than 9 hours of turning in bed.
User avatar #401243 to #401241 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
But the thing with me is that I go from days of hardly sleeping, to days of sleeping too much, and I can't ever seem to regulate it.
Sometimes I'll be to bed at 10, and wake up at 6 - but then sometimes I'll wake up at 2 in the afternoon. Then there are the days that I just can't sleep at all, like now and I'll be up for another day and a half, or I could end up crashing at 5am.
My sleeping pattern is an extremely temperamental thing and I hate it.
User avatar #401226 to #401225 - thegrohltroll (07/05/2015) [-]
It's gonna be okay m80, just sot there and smile, no need to be nervous. Don't trip and fall though.
User avatar #401207 - thegrohltroll (07/05/2015) [-]
Women demanding the right to walk around topless like men. I'd rather see none of those topless in public, do we need more nudity?

User avatar #401261 to #401207 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Women can go topless where I live
User avatar #401343 to #401261 - thegrohltroll (07/06/2015) [-]
Good for you, honey
User avatar #401242 to #401207 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
I feel like the topless thing is going to turn into the nudist beach thing - lots of people support it, because they think they'll see lots of hot titties. In reality, the majority of people on nudist beaches are wrinkly old men. If the toplessness thing passes, you'll be getting a lot more grandma titties flapping around, slapping people in the knees.
User avatar #401227 to #401207 - thebestpieever (07/05/2015) [-]
But what if I want to walk around dressed like Dante because I'm an absolute ponce?
User avatar #401228 to #401227 - thegrohltroll (07/05/2015) [-]
The fuck is dante?
Also you're skinny according to my imagination so don't even try to show any skin, it's disgusting.
User avatar #401231 to #401230 - thegrohltroll (07/05/2015) [-]
You can't pull that off, not with that hair.
#401233 to #401231 - thebestpieever (07/05/2015) [-]
Is that a challenge?
U wana fukin go m8?
User avatar #401235 to #401233 - thegrohltroll (07/05/2015) [-]
I would challenge you but I know you have a fear of cameras.
#401238 to #401235 - thebestpieever (07/05/2015) [-]
I don't have a fear of cameras, I'm just annoyed by them, and posing and the whole shebang.
But I would be terrified of the sun touching my skin so I'd lose either way.
User avatar #401224 to #401207 - voltkills ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
they should have the right to, but they SHOULDNT have the right to be angry when we look, you wanna walk around with ya boobs out? fine, im going to look, dont want me to look?, put some damn clothes on.
User avatar #401211 to #401207 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
I don't think it's a big deal for anyone to be topless in public if they're an adult. It's the human body. It might be tasteless, but that doesn't mean it should be illegal.
User avatar #401215 to #401211 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
If toplessness becomes legal, I'm going to rape every topless woman I see. :^)
#401218 to #401215 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
What's stopping you from going out and doing it right now? ;^)
User avatar #401219 to #401218 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
Their shirts. :^)
#401220 to #401219 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Make an anti shirt gun and your problem will be solved. Super simple solutions
User avatar #401217 to #401215 - shibe (07/05/2015) [-]
well
User avatar #401205 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/05/2015) [-]
I hate starting a series that's ended. I always fucking run into spoilers, everytime.
#401236 to #401205 - thebestpieever (07/05/2015) [-]
Rosebud was the sled.   
Norman's mother is dead.   
It was earth all along.   
Dorian is super fucking gay.
Rosebud was the sled.
Norman's mother is dead.
It was earth all along.
Dorian is super fucking gay.
User avatar #401258 to #401236 - badmotorfinger (07/06/2015) [-]
what's the 3rd one man
User avatar #401277 to #401258 - thebestpieever (07/06/2015) [-]
Planet of the apes.
#401216 to #401205 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*ROLL PICTURE*"**
**Elk rolled image** THE CAT IN THE HAT COMES BACK
User avatar #401201 - shibe (07/05/2015) [-]
i hate fnatic SO FUCKING MUCH


QUIT WINNING YOU FUCKS
User avatar #401249 to #401201 - bladeboy (07/06/2015) [-]
FUCKING FAGGOTS

WHY DID C9 HAVE TO CHOKE
User avatar #401245 to #401201 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
Also, cheating.
Them flusha aimbots tho
User avatar #401198 - haydentheviking ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Howtobasic & this fucking "dont judge" challenge which is just some fags putting spots on there face with a pen/marker and then rubbing it off and then doing a cringy pose


like whats the point
User avatar #401248 to #401198 - rokkarokkaali (07/06/2015) [-]
Wow if i want to look good i just need a shit eating grin on my face and confidence.
User avatar #401250 to #401248 - haydentheviking ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
these videos are everywhere and they are just stupid as heck
#401203 to #401198 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
This was the first I heard of the "don't judge" challenge, and I had to look it up to find out.

It seems kind of counterproductive to the point, doesn't it?
I'm assuming the idea is "don't judge a book by it's cover" based on the title of it - but they're going about it in the most superficial way.
"Hey don't judge me based on how bad I look in this shot! See, I actually look good!"
It's still judging a book by its cover and has nothing to do with the content of the person which is what the saying means.
User avatar #401204 to #401203 - haydentheviking ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
I would understand if the person had actual spots or whatever but it just seems to be a ego booster of people putting pen all over there faces

I worry for these people
User avatar #401181 - EdwardNigma (07/05/2015) [-]
The further in to Funnyjunk posts I go, the more and more boring, repetitive racist shit I see.
Jesus god make it fucking stop.
User avatar #401209 to #401181 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
wa wa wa whine more.
#401247 to #401209 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
says the guy who blocks people
#401213 to #401209 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
It's the hating board. Why would you expect anything other than hating/whining/bitching?
User avatar #401200 to #401181 - voltkills ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
its literally like 3 people just spamming ultra right wing stuff.
User avatar #401202 to #401200 - shibe (07/05/2015) [-]
and then it's lots of kiddies agreeing with them
#401196 to #401181 - voiic (07/05/2015) [-]
you mean on hatingboard?

miss the ol' shitposters of old?
User avatar #401185 to #401181 - shibe (07/05/2015) [-]
I think fj is being taken over by 40 year old white trash

seriously some of the post i've seen here would be perfect for www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma
#401197 to #401185 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
>40 year olds
No, its the teenage faggots that visited /pol/
#401188 to #401185 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Found another racist post
User avatar #401189 to #401188 - shibe (07/05/2015) [-]
but oh no i'm white too so it's fine
#401183 to #401181 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
There was one post about a Muslim girl that kept saying "loooool" because thirty people died because of ISIS. I said that I didn't understand why people were getting so mad over her saying that because it's no different than 9/11 jokes. People actually thumbed me down for that.

I used to take these kinds of things as jokes, but I'm beginning to realize that this is seriously how these people think.
User avatar #401208 to #401183 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/05/2015) [-]
it's like people can laugh at themselves but when someone else laughs at them they get mad. Like a girl calls herself fat but if someone agrees she gets mad. you know?
#401214 to #401208 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** Americans are the main ones I see making these kinds of jokes. The post was about British tourists.
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Americans are the main ones I see making these kinds of jokes. The post was about British tourists.
#401172 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Greece is voting no
User avatar #401210 to #401172 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
This is a good thing...
User avatar #401179 to #401172 - shibe (07/05/2015) [-]
i don't care what they do, i'm just interested to see what's about go down since they voted no
User avatar #401176 to #401172 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
On what?
0
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#401145 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
> hungry to the point of pain
> Cook steak and kidney pie
> Looks fucking delicious; looking forward to eating it
> Have a couple of bites
> feel full.
User avatar #401163 to #401145 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
Oh bugger I'd fancy me some faggots to go with my spotted dick
User avatar #401164 to #401163 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
Some good ol' bangers and mash would be nice
User avatar #401168 to #401164 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
That actually does sound pretty nice.
User avatar #401152 to #401145 - thebestpieever (07/05/2015) [-]
I'd stop eating kidney pie after a couple of bites as well.
User avatar #401153 to #401152 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
Like you'd know a what a good pie is, mister custard lover
User avatar #401156 to #401153 - thebestpieever (07/05/2015) [-]
Led Zeppelin - Custard Pie Reminder that there isn't a song about kidney pies.
User avatar #401159 to #401156 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
Bo' Selecta! - Martin Basheer Sings Steak And Kidney Pies That's what you think
#401161 to #401159 - thebestpieever (07/05/2015) [-]
Well... that's... something.
#401162 to #401161 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
My first thought when you posted your video was "Right, I don't care how long it takes - I will find a song about Steak and Kidney pie."
Just typed "Steak and Kidney pie song" and that was the first thing to come up
mfw watching it
#401116 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
/Young+americans+need+to+hear+this/movies/5603960/

The United States suspended habeas corpus and literally banned free speech on a political basis on numerous occasions, but that doesn't count
User avatar #401128 to #401116 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
The confederate flag, universities and leftist authoritarianism doesn't count too though right? I don't see you talking about that.
User avatar #401130 to #401128 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
The Confederate flag is literally a fad, like most contemporary politics of any leaning. People have tried to both ban and protect the flag under US law for decades, and it never succeeds.

"Leftist authoritarianism" in America is a dog whistle for "people with different opinions".
User avatar #401212 to #401130 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
>"Leftist authoritarianism" in America is a dog whistle for "people with different opinions".

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA right
User avatar #401122 to #401116 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
"Ages 18-35 want to get out of America"
Yea, I'll agree america isn't as glorious as some people believe, but you're still pretty privileged (Forgive for using that word :^( ) in America.
User avatar #401127 to #401122 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
People just like to bitch and moan to make themselves feel important, including whoever he "surveyed".

If they ever experienced an actual infringement on their human rights, they'd be sprinting right back.
User avatar #401129 to #401127 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
Yep, that's why I laugh at shit like that.
America is nowhere near as awesome as some american put it out to be, but you still have a lot of damn freedom to do what you want and say what you want.

People might bitch and moan about some things, drugs being illegal (which could be tweaked to be better, IMO), politics, jobs ETC...
But what they fail to realize is, they can still bitch and moan without having someone tell them they can't.

I imagine the type of people who want to get out are conspiracy theorists.

They act like America is so horrible, like they could run a better country or america better if they were president.
kek, nope. America is actually a great place, but people just think it's not because those type of people have never had it worse than this.

If you can't experience sadness, you can't experience happiness. Vice versa.
This is the problem, these type of people live here just fine day to day and don't realize that it can be much worse.
Like you said, if they had actual human rights stripped away from them, they'd be crying and running back.

All in all, they've never experienced worse so this is the worst to them...
User avatar #401134 to #401129 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
America has a lot of problems, but if you love your nation, you'll accept it for what it is and work to improve it, not sit around and complain that your friends won't talk to you anymore because you made a "politically incorrect" comment about the sketchy negroids down the street.

What I really liked was the part where he claimed to be a direct ancestor of the founding fathers. According to my great uncle I'm an actual descendant of Charles Carroll of Carrollton, which is certainly neat, but it does nothing to validate my views on the US. It's up to me to use that libtard logic for myself.
User avatar #401137 to #401134 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
Totally agree.
If you think your ancestors being of a certain group matters at all about your opinions, I instantly do not care about what you have to say.
That's like saying "My ancestors lived during the construction of the ancient pyramids so I know all about the ancient Egyptians and Mayans."
It makes no fucking sense.
User avatar #401138 to #401137 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
Well, it does matter in one way important to me. I'm so Irish I piss whiskey, and my family has been American for a very long time, which means they were heavily discriminated against for much of its history, viewed as subhuman and at one point, considered mentally retarded by super duper scientifical IQ testing in its infancy.

Anyone who still wants race in politics is a retard.
User avatar #401104 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
This new Amy movie (about Amy whinehouse)
tired of seeing mediocre people (like steve jobs, mark zuckerberg and Amy whinehouse) getting movies about their shitty lives.
User avatar #401110 to #401104 - Shiny (07/05/2015) [-]
I'd pay to watch them get Citizen Kane'd by a modern Orwell.
User avatar #401113 to #401110 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #401096 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
"most of my friends love pop, I like metal and rock \m/. what is wrong with my generation!??!?! I was born in the wrong time :^("
Just shut the fuck up, god damn.
I hate little kids and teenagers who think they're special for liking a certain genre.
User avatar #401157 to #401096 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
I've never seen anyone do that in a long time tbh
User avatar #401149 to #401144 - badmotorfinger (07/05/2015) [-]
told him to fuck off and the little bitch blocked me
User avatar #401148 to #401144 - badmotorfinger (07/05/2015) [-]
some fuck face thumbed down this whole thread
baronbrixius
User avatar #401151 to #401148 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
Probably just one of those "le ebic trulls xDD"
User avatar #401114 to #401096 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
Elk, I thought you were my BFF?
:^(
User avatar #401115 to #401114 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
Unnecessary swearing makes me really fucking uncomfortable.
User avatar #401117 to #401115 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
But it was fucking necessary, I swear to fuck it was.
you know, most kids my age fucking hate swearing, I fucking love it, I was born in the wrong fucking generation, everything is shit.
#401132 to #401131 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
**darksideofthebeast used "*roll picture*"**
**darksideofthebeast rolled image** you're forgetting something ;^)
#401141 to #401132 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** What am I forgetting?
User avatar #401142 to #401141 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
To roll a picture
User avatar #401102 to #401096 - bladeboy (07/05/2015) [-]
I honestly haven't seen shit like that since 2013
User avatar #401109 to #401102 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
Anthrax - Madhouse
First comment: "My parents only like metal.. I LOVE METAL... My friends hate metal... They like pop.... I hate pop.... I won't go bitching on pop songs... So I dont want people bitching on metal songs... Just listen the music you like.."
"why can't I know anyone in my town who likes good music like this everyone just listens to the same pop crap on repeat 24/7 and it's slowly killing me (figuratively)"
"am i the only one born in 1997 listening to old school metal?"

It's also funny cause anthrax is a well known metal band, it's not like it's even that crazy that people enjoy it...
Not that it even matters, but yea.

I just can't believe that people past the age of 12 do this....
User avatar #401120 to #401109 - bladeboy (07/05/2015) [-]
>looking at youtube comments

It's like you want to get angry
User avatar #401126 to #401120 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
Not really angry, kinda disgusting, annoying and funny to me.

I find it funny cause other people will shit on these kids and I can laugh at that.
Annoyed by the overall amount of people who still write this cliche shit.
And disgusted by youtube comments in general.
#401089 - Elk (07/05/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I had a box of food in my room that I left there to keep away from everyone else so that I could have food for work. It was stuff like cereal and chips. I quit my job, so I moved it into the kitchen. I had to leave for a week. I got back, and my food is gone.
#401199 to #401089 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Sorry Elk I was hungry and it looked delicious.
#401086 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
>fags still think 90lb traps are feminine and/or hot
>take off shirt
>literally a skeleton
>not feminine
>not hot
User avatar #401221 to #401086 - princessren (07/05/2015) [-]
you is fag tho
User avatar #401264 to #401221 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
hey ren
#401354 to #401264 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
why do you hate fun
User avatar #401355 to #401354 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
who said anything about fun
you were talking about pokemon
User avatar #401357 to #401356 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Greninja is now like my second best smash character
User avatar #401358 to #401357 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
gay
I chose eevee as my starter
User avatar #401359 to #401358 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
you can't do that
#401360 to #401359 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
tvfreakuk gave me one
User avatar #401361 to #401360 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
that's cheating
User avatar #401310 to #401264 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
your wiiu?
User avatar #401311 to #401310 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
MY PENIS
User avatar #401312 to #401311 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
is that your consoles nickname?
User avatar #401320 to #401312 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
why would I ever not hate someone who won't even put hand on my peepee and twist
User avatar #401313 to #401312 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
no it is my penis' nickname
User avatar #401266 to #401265 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
shut up
User avatar #401278 to #401269 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
do you have smash bros or mario kart 8 yet
User avatar #401285 to #401278 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
in a couple days I will
User avatar #401286 to #401285 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
don't make a girl promises you can't keep
User avatar #401290 to #401286 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
what's a girl promise?
User avatar #401292 to #401290 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
a promise to someone like me who is a girl
#401293 to #401292 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
oh
I see you have joined the club
User avatar #401300 to #401293 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I WANNA BUY POP BUT EVERYWHERE'S CLOSED
#401324 to #401301 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
MY DAD BOUGHT POP HOURS AGO AND JUST BROUGHT IT OUT OF THE CAR NOW   
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
MY DAD BOUGHT POP HOURS AGO AND JUST BROUGHT IT OUT OF THE CAR NOW
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
User avatar #401345 to #401324 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
I has lemonade
User avatar #401346 to #401345 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
what are you a child
do you have a stand
#401348 to #401346 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
I've halted like...all my progression in pokemon
just so I can grind for money to buy a coat
300,000 seems like a bit much
User avatar #401350 to #401348 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
>pokemon

what are you a child
what do you like torturous grinding
what do you hate gameplay
#401351 to #401350 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
but pokemon are cute
and they are in 3d
and I can dress up my trainer
and...and...france
User avatar #401352 to #401351 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
ALL OF THOSE THINGS SOUND AWFUL
User avatar #401347 to #401346 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
no
just a carton
User avatar #401302 to #401301 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
>ren
User avatar #401303 to #401302 - princessren (07/06/2015) [-]
donkey!
User avatar #401304 to #401303 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I want to play something with someone
why can't you just have things that I have
User avatar #401306 to #401305 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I HATE YOU
User avatar #401309 to #401307 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
will you rub my weewee
User avatar #401171 to #401086 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
I've been saying this for ages. Real life "traps" are disgusting. 99% of them think that if you shave your boney ass people won't be able to tell your gender. It's like they don't know what a woman looks like.
User avatar #401099 to #401086 - TheseChocodiles (07/05/2015) [-]
thats all very subjective
User avatar #401101 to #401099 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
how is "take off shirt" subjective?
User avatar #401107 to #401101 - TheseChocodiles (07/05/2015) [-]
well now you are just being pedantic
User avatar #401108 to #401107 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
why don't you suck my pedandick
User avatar #401119 to #401108 - TheseChocodiles (07/05/2015) [-]
because ur a broke ass little bitch
User avatar #401121 to #401119 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
well fix me
User avatar #401062 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
>Looks for opening theme to a song on Youtube
>Nightcore remixes
>Nightcore remixes
>Nightcore remixes
Also
>Youtube
>Not being recognised by autocorrect
Also
I had these song/s before but they were INSANELY hard to find and I got about 4 viruses getting them. Eventually I accidentally deleted them when I moved the wrong music library and deleted my old one. Now I'm trying to buy them rather than find them again and it seems buying them is just as fucking difficult as that pirating trip. And they're massively overpriced singles. But fuck it, I like the songs and it'll just annoy the crap out of me knowing what I don't have.
User avatar #401082 to #401062 - volero (07/05/2015) [-]
Nightcore is painful to listen to it's so bad.
User avatar #401083 to #401082 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Amen. I can never find the originals, just shitty remixes.
User avatar #401080 to #401062 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Okay, now I'm trying to make an account for eBay and the "phone number" space isn't big enough for my mobile number - it cut off the last number. But I didn't realise and now I've made the account with that number. I cannot change it. So now I need to call fucking customer support. May as well fucking kill myself.
User avatar #401057 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
My left thigh hurts and I hate it. I want it to stop
User avatar #401097 to #401057 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
Possible sciatica?
User avatar #401098 to #401097 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
I think the Jews did it. Lulz has been hating on me for a while. Maybe his family has connections
User avatar #401100 to #401098 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
lulz is just a douche, so I doubt it.
Usually shitposters don't have much of a life and are poor, so I highly doubt it.

:^)
User avatar #401103 to #401100 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
nah, Jews literally cannot be poor
User avatar #401111 to #401103 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2015) [-]
You know the motto "A penny saved is a penny I found"
God damn Jews.
User avatar #401063 to #401057 - wallbuilder ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Cut off your left leg. So long as you don't get phantom pains, that should fix it.
User avatar #401059 to #401057 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
Kill yourself.
#401060 to #401059 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
someone sounds BUTTMAD
User avatar #401061 to #401060 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
hi alex :^ )
#401065 to #401061 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST THING YOU SAY TO SOMEONE
NOT THE SECOND
User avatar #401066 to #401065 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
hi alex :^ )
#401068 to #401066 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
GOD DAMN IT YOU ARE THE SINGLE BIGGEST BUTTTARD ON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE
User avatar #401069 to #401068 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
hi butmad :^ )
#401071 to #401069 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
I WISH HITLER KILLED ALL THE JEWS JUST SO YOU WOULDN'T EXIST
#401043 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
mfw all of my friends have family coming for graduation, but mine can't make it due to not being able to afford the trip up let alone the ticket
User avatar #401052 to #401043 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
Damn, sorry about that man.
#401056 to #401052 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
I told everyone I didn't want to go. I told them that there wasn't much point in going if my family wasn't there.
But nooooooo; "it's super important! Once in a life time!"
And then when my lecturer found out she made a massive deal and made a massive effort getting in touch with whoever she could to get me a last minute ticket without me realising. I couldn't really not go after she did that.

But holy fuck, I just didn't want to go because my family isn't there. What the fuck is so hard to understand about that?
User avatar #401058 to #401056 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
It was pretty fucking boring anyhow right? I know mine really was.
User avatar #401064 to #401058 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
Graduation isn't until tomorrow
User avatar #401158 to #401064 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
I've been off school for 1 month or so.
User avatar #401160 to #401158 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
What do you mean? That your graduation was last month?
User avatar #401165 to #401160 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
No. Well...yeah I guess
User avatar #401067 to #401064 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
Well it will be pretty boring.
User avatar #401073 to #401067 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
I already imagined so.
Getting up before 7.30 to get there for then and pick up the gown (anyone turning up after 9.30 "WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND THE CEREMONY")
Then the ceremony starts at 10 and I imagine it's just sitting there and they call your name and you walk across the stage and get the slip of paper that probably just says "congrats" on it.
At least there's a buffet. I've always enjoyed a good buffet.
User avatar #401074 to #401073 - lulzrebornagain (07/05/2015) [-]
That is exactly what it is, you just also need to wait for an annoying amount of time before this begins as well as stupid speeches by people above. Ours didn't have a buffet though, lucky cunt.
User avatar #401076 to #401074 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
pre-ceremony*
User avatar #401075 to #401074 - tvfreakuk (07/05/2015) [-]
and per-ceremony drinks (but this'll just be like a champagne flute per person I imagine)
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