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User avatar #351738 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
#351739 to #351738 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #351742 to #351739 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
All i see whenever I log in is Shit like "so and so is getting married", "so and so just had a baby."
User avatar #351854 to #351742 - fishinyourface (12/24/2014) [-]
"so and so is getting their shit together faster than you are"

I know that feel, I end up unfollowing them. I don't unfriend them completely, because I don't hate them, I just hide their posts to make myself feel better. Sounds pathetic, I know, but I don't feel like having my mood ruined every time I go on facebook and see everyone else's life going swimmingly
User avatar #351860 to #351854 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Fucked up thing? These people are fucking 18-21...they're literally people I went to high school with 2 years ago.
User avatar #351861 to #351860 - fishinyourface (12/24/2014) [-]
In my case everyone I know is 22 or older, so that's why it fucks my shit up, but I can see why the people on your facebook just seem annoying. Unfriend them if you don't like them.
#351743 to #351742 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Unfriend them. it's quite simple.
#351734 - princessren ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I feel like Christmas has slowly getting less and less magical
like...not even just because I'm not little anymore
it feels like it snows alot less in December these days
and tons of people don't put up the decorations...the lights in the common aren't as good as in previous years.
We don't put up decorations anymore either...and we don't get our tree until the middle of December
even then, it is a day from Christmas Eve and we still haven't even decorated it because everyone has been so busy.
There used to be this special Christmas feeling you would get through all of December, but the last few Decembers haven't really been like that.
User avatar #351800 to #351734 - aoeui (12/24/2014) [-]
hey ren what's up with not accepting my friend request?
#351801 to #351800 - princessren ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I don't accept from faggots
I don't accept from faggots
User avatar #351936 to #351801 - thesoulless ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
You didn't accept mine, either
User avatar #351839 to #351801 - shibe (12/24/2014) [-]
nevermind why are we not friends
#351838 to #351801 - shibe has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #351804 to #351801 - aoeui (12/24/2014) [-]
you are scared I will see all your relationship posts
User avatar #351884 to #351804 - megavoir (12/24/2014) [-]
nah i check in there every once in a while, theres none of that
User avatar #351802 to #351801 - rokkarokkaali (12/24/2014) [-]
I thought you'd like company
User avatar #351759 to #351734 - nefarian (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's because you're not little anymore
User avatar #351765 to #351759 - shibe (12/23/2014) [-]
definitely it because the christmas spirit is real around here
User avatar #351750 to #351734 - jadewest (12/23/2014) [-]
Boxing Day > Christmas
User avatar #351751 to #351750 - thebestpieever (12/23/2014) [-]
What do you lot do in boxing day? 'Case back home people just give a bit to charity, some people put on pageants and the stores give things cheap.
User avatar #351752 to #351751 - jadewest (12/23/2014) [-]
Well Australia has a Cricket Test Match, and my football club has a Boxing Day match as well, and we buy shit for real cheap because we get 10/10 sales
I also get payed a fuckton on boxing day so ye
User avatar #351747 to #351734 - newposterintown (12/23/2014) [-]
sounds like you're growing lol
how old are you homie?
User avatar #351761 to #351747 - princessren ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #351778 to #351761 - jadewest (12/23/2014) [-]
fuck off you are older than me
#351782 to #351778 - princessren ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
why am I older then everyone?   
how old are you?
why am I older then everyone?
how old are you?
User avatar #351813 to #351782 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
probably because more than half this board is teenage loser faggots like you and ferrettamer
User avatar #351815 to #351813 - thebestpieever (12/24/2014) [-]
But ren is old now. She's not a teenager.
User avatar #351816 to #351815 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
say this number out loud
User avatar #351818 to #351817 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
liking ren also makes you a pedophile because youre like 4x her age
User avatar #351819 to #351818 - thebestpieever (12/24/2014) [-]
But Ren is old now. Liking her wouldn't make me a paedophile because she's not a pais for be to be a philiac of.
User avatar #351823 to #351819 - princessren ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
if it makes you feel better I am mentally 14
#351824 to #351823 - thebestpieever (12/24/2014) [-]
Shut up, Ren, stop raping me.
#351825 to #351824 - princessren ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
but I am the child in this situation
but I am the child in this situation
#351826 to #351825 - thebestpieever (12/24/2014) [-]
You're old. We've established this. Now stop raping me.
You're old. We've established this. Now stop raping me.
User avatar #351827 to #351826 - princessren ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
if I am old then you are a corpse
User avatar #351829 to #351827 - thebestpieever (12/24/2014) [-]
Well, on the verge on, but pretty much.
User avatar #351820 to #351819 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
whatever sick justification helps you sleep at night
User avatar #351783 to #351782 - jadewest (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #351784 to #351783 - princessren ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
tfw jade-senpai isn't senpai
#351785 to #351784 - jadewest (12/23/2014) [-]
tfw ren is now an old person
#351786 to #351785 - princessren ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
oh no
oh no
User avatar #351762 to #351761 - newposterintown (12/23/2014) [-]
That's somewhat surprising
User avatar #351763 to #351762 - princessren ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
what do you mean
User avatar #351764 to #351763 - newposterintown (12/23/2014) [-]
I dunno, actually. I guess I expected you to be like sixteen or something.
User avatar #351732 - squalllionhart (12/23/2014) [-]
when my feet are cold when i have socks on and the only way to warm them up is to take my socks off
shit doesn't make sense
User avatar #351729 - ferrettamer (12/23/2014) [-]
having to use my phone as a hotspot because our internet is shit
#351721 - plumpbooty (12/23/2014) [-]
The Metal Gear series is autism at its finest.
>muh exposition dumps
>muh 2deep government conspiracies
#351760 to #351721 - nefarian (12/23/2014) [-]
u shut ur whore mouth. MGR is great.
#351735 to #351721 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
it also has giant metal robots that can do flips.
and cyborg sword wielding anime guys.
and Nanomachines, son.
and someone named after male genitalia.
User avatar #351724 to #351721 - dalokan (12/23/2014) [-]
#351722 to #351721 - donated (12/23/2014) [-]
#351720 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
>Be me
>playing SWTOR
>doing the Kuat Drive Yard Flashpoint/raid
>get to the final boss
>3 of us are fighting him while the 4th guy is just fucking off
>Boss wrecks our shit three times
>One of us that's fighting us is lagging
>That person drops off
>two of us (including myself) are remaining.
>once the boss shits all over us the guy that was fucking around comes in and starts fighting the boss
>The boss slaughters this kid
>"y rnt u noobs helping?!"
#351709 to #351703 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
why are you looking at something from 2010?
User avatar #351710 to #351709 - nimba (12/23/2014) [-]
wait what year is it now
#351712 to #351710 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
2012, you dingus.
User avatar #351715 to #351712 - nimba (12/23/2014) [-]
omg so the world didn't end?
#351716 to #351715 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
it did, we're stuck in limbo.
User avatar #351696 - makotoitou (12/23/2014) [-]
when things
User avatar #351882 to #351696 - megavoir (12/24/2014) [-]
nice meme
#351697 to #351696 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #351682 - funi ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Running out of hot water while taking a shower wouldn't be that bad, if I didn't live less than 2 miles from lake Michigan and the water treatment plant... The regular tap water here may be cleaner than some bottled water, but the average temp in winter is a few degrees above freezing. So I froze my ass off trying to remove body wash.
User avatar #351672 - thegrohltroll (12/23/2014) [-]
People who piss in public.
I just walked by a guy who was peeing in the fucking parking lot, not in the bushes, not against a wall, but right besides his fucking car, he didn't even try to find a spot where no one can see him.
And I once witnessed a mother beside her little daughter who was also urinating in the middle of a busy street.
This is fucking disgusting.
User avatar #351678 to #351672 - thebestpieever (12/23/2014) [-]
To be fair: you live in France.
#351701 to #351678 - masterboll (12/23/2014) [-]
are you telling me that french chicks urinate in public all the time?
#351714 to #351701 - thebestpieever (12/23/2014) [-]
French women aren't allowed to go out in public, you silly butts.
User avatar #351741 to #351730 - thebestpieever (12/23/2014) [-]
Because the French world is a French man's place.
User avatar #351767 to #351741 - masterboll (12/23/2014) [-]
le faguette
User avatar #351679 to #351678 - thegrohltroll (12/23/2014) [-]
I know, no wonder the streets smell of urine all the goddamn time.
User avatar #351676 to #351672 - cycloneclone (12/23/2014) [-]
My cousins always do this
but then again, they are from Iowa so they wouldn't know any better
#351670 - megavoir (12/23/2014) [-]
When you don't remember your steam password   
also steam guard   
i use 2 passwords for everything what the fuck could i have possibly done   
i use 2 usernames for everything what the fuck could i have possibly done
When you don't remember your steam password
also steam guard
i use 2 passwords for everything what the fuck could i have possibly done
i use 2 usernames for everything what the fuck could i have possibly done
User avatar #351723 to #351670 - ferrettamer (12/23/2014) [-]
it's because you're a scrub
User avatar #351718 to #351670 - funi ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I can only use one password for everything, and I have done so for about 8 years now.
#351664 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
"dank meme" "nice meme" "le memes"   
people who say this 'ironically' are just as bad as the people who say it un-ironically.
"dank meme" "nice meme" "le memes"

people who say this 'ironically' are just as bad as the people who say it un-ironically.
#351736 to #351664 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
were coming full circle
2015 will be the new 2012
User avatar #351733 to #351664 - tubcat (12/23/2014) [-]
dank may may bruh
User avatar #351726 to #351664 - dalokan (12/23/2014) [-]
dank af
User avatar #351699 to #351664 - serhiy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
"dank memes bro"
- add the word "bro" and you become the most sarcastic shit to have ever existed
User avatar #351702 to #351699 - majormayor (12/23/2014) [-]
Not really. There's much better and much more subtle ways to do sarcasm.
User avatar #351704 to #351702 - serhiy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm not saying its the best way of being sarcastic. It get the point across and brings my blood to a boiling rage in the right situation
User avatar #351705 to #351704 - majormayor (12/23/2014) [-]
What point? It's just the latest phrase to use to hide your butthurt whenever something like a rage face is posted.
User avatar #351706 to #351705 - serhiy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I've never seen the word being used in that context.
User avatar #351708 to #351706 - majormayor (12/23/2014) [-]
I guess you haven't seen enough.

For all I can care, it's anything but clever or funny.
User avatar #351711 to #351708 - serhiy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
i agree with your second point.
User avatar #351695 to #351664 - makotoitou (12/23/2014) [-]
this is a dank meme
User avatar #351693 to #351664 - masterboll (12/23/2014) [-]
i dunno about that

"dank meme" makes me chuckle when its used correctly
#351668 to #351664 - thechosentroll (12/23/2014) [-]
I just post this, because I find it oddly hilarious.
I just post this, because I find it oddly hilarious.
User avatar #351661 - tubcat (12/23/2014) [-]
The term "metrosexual".
#351725 to #351661 - donated (12/23/2014) [-]
Does that mean they were born in a subway station or something?
User avatar #351728 to #351725 - tubcat (12/23/2014) [-]
They call a man that because he knows the basic
human skills to take care of himself.
User avatar #351656 - tazpy (12/23/2014) [-]

My great grandmother, who basically raised me until I was a teenager, died in May. It didn't really affect me much at all at the time, because I knew it was coming soon, but it all just hit me last night while I was at work. I deeply regret how much of an ass I was in the last year or so that she was alive. She was developing Alzheimer's and it was really getting on my nerves when I was already stressed with college and such. I never really made time for her, and sort of treated her badly. She would constantly try to leave the house, even though she really didn't know where she was or where to go. She would call the nearly nonexistent taxi service we have in this town, and ask if they could take her "somewhere away from here".

Most of the time, I would just ignore her or yell when I get really angry. I didn't think about her when she was still here, and it's just now getting to me, and I'm just realizing that's probably why I've been depressed. I really hate myself for not even going to see her in those few days before she passed. I was there when she died, but she wasn't conscious, and I hadn't seen her the whole time she was in the retirement home or whatever the couple weeks before her death.

This is the first time I've had anyone close to me die.

I'm just a fucking mess right now, and I'm pretty sure none of this made much sense, I'm just spewing my emotions out.
User avatar #351658 to #351656 - thechosentroll (12/23/2014) [-]
On a plus side, Alzheimers' means she didn't remember you as a dick when she died and wouldn't have remembered you even if you were there.
User avatar #351660 to #351658 - tazpy (12/23/2014) [-]
I hope so.
User avatar #351654 - Ihazfunkitty (12/23/2014) [-]
spoilers if you havent played walking dead season 2
i hate how when you get to choice either steal the medicine or let arvo take it back with him, this choice litterally doesnt matter. even if you give it back they still act like you stole it anyways also fuck arvo, piece of commie shit kept looking angry at me even though i tried to help him everytime
also fuck sarah, she has been more useless than ben also i cant be the only one who didnt gave a shit about aj
User avatar #351655 to #351654 - thebestpieever (12/23/2014) [-]
I grew to not give a shit about the entire ordeal by some point after Sarah died.
#351647 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
I hate nightmares and waking up feeling scared like a pussy, but honestly what I think is worse are just those regular 'bad' dreams that seem so real and reflect what you're doing.

I had a dream I went back to my child hood town and none of my old friends recognised me. I went along doing my day and I had to stand by and watch them still act like best friends and greet old school mates on the street while I was ignored. Made me feel like fucking shit, especially since I tried to keep in touch with some of them and they'd always reply with "ye" "ok" "lol" so I gave up on them.
#351650 to #351647 - masterboll (12/23/2014) [-]
your dreams are preparing you for the worst

just be glad reality isnt as bad as those dreams
User avatar #351644 - thebestpieever (12/23/2014) [-]
Day 23 of Cider December. The cider has totalled my stomach to the point that I've turned to rice and potatoes to keep a semblance of integrity inside it. The day after Christmas Dinner is going to be fun.
User avatar #351659 to #351644 - thechosentroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Have you considered not drinking cider?
User avatar #351677 to #351659 - thebestpieever (12/23/2014) [-]
In cider december? Get out of my face, you disgusting pagan.
User avatar #351649 to #351644 - EdwardNigma (12/23/2014) [-]
"The day after Christmas Dinner"
So, the day after Christmas?
User avatar #351662 to #351649 - jadewest (12/23/2014) [-]
you mean boxing day test match day
User avatar #351646 to #351644 - cycloneclone (12/23/2014) [-]
you are disgusting
User avatar #351648 to #351646 - thebestpieever (12/23/2014) [-]
You know what's not disgusting? Cider.
#351643 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Anyone who watches Idiocracy and takes the message to heart.
User avatar #351737 to #351643 - aoeui (12/23/2014) [-]
what's wrong with wanting smart people to have more kids? you know, it's not just a movie, we actually are getting dumber
User avatar #351727 to #351643 - plumpbooty (12/23/2014) [-]
B-but muh Mike Judge! muh Office Space, muh King of the Hill!
User avatar #351653 to #351643 - thechosentroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Wait, it had a message?
User avatar #351645 to #351643 - leonhardt (12/23/2014) [-]
Idiocracy's message: Stupid people are funny to watch

Oh man how horrible that we understand how comedy works.
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