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#315651 - CIS White Male (09/05/2014) [-]
All of the ghostbusters will be dead within forty years
User avatar #315679 to #315651 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
Only one I haven't had in a dream is Harold Ramis
Dan Akroyd was my first celebrity in a dream ever
User avatar #315672 to #315651 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
all your favourite youtubers will quit within the next 10 years.
User avatar #315729 to #315672 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
finblob will stop posting on funnyjunk in a month
#315650 - kosmic ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
>Video game is heavily based on RNG
>Video game is heavily based on RNG
User avatar #315776 to #315753 - dalokan ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Random Number Goddess

Basically, a roulette that decides if you find low level or high level enemies in say, a dungeon
User avatar #315796 to #315776 - swordmasterralis (09/06/2014) [-]
That's incredibly retarded.
User avatar #315797 to #315796 - dalokan ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
your loss
User avatar #315731 to #315650 - dalokan ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHA OH MAN

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ROGUELIKES NIGGA

HAHAHAHAAHA OH FUCK
User avatar #315719 to #315650 - rokkarokkaali (09/05/2014) [-]
>tfw pokemon moves with 100% accuracy are actually 99.6% accurate in earlier gens
I sure love getting fucked over and then having to redo a difficult battle with no items left!
User avatar #315691 to #315650 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
And that's why I haven't played Hearthstone in ages.
User avatar #315661 to #315650 - nefarian (09/05/2014) [-]
If you can't master the RNG, that means you're bad.
User avatar #315678 to #315661 - rebornpooper (09/05/2014) [-]
You can't master what you have no control over.
User avatar #315688 to #315678 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
like a penis
User avatar #315689 to #315688 - rebornpooper (09/05/2014) [-]
Well, what you have no control over.
#315680 to #315678 - nefarian (09/05/2014) [-]
If you git gud, you can
User avatar #315684 to #315680 - rebornpooper (09/05/2014) [-]
>I'm a bad player because the 1/10000 chance that my attack will miss costed me a match in pvp
K.
User avatar #315692 to #315684 - nefarian (09/05/2014) [-]
Sounds about right
User avatar #315657 to #315650 - Darianvincent ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
In this MMO I used to play to get a weapon skin for an event that was going on you needed a ticket that you could only get from rng boxes. You could get the boxes as drops or just buy them from the trading post, but the part that pissed me off was they had a different version for money. They were supposed to have a slightly higher chance of dropping said ticket but I never got one...statistically it made more sense to just buy a ton of the boxes that you could just get for in game money.

How Jewy is that? Dropping money on a CHANCE to maybe get a fucking cosmetic skin instead of just offering the skin. Many sleepless nights of grinding later I opened nearly 8k boxes and finally got that ticket...and then some guy in my guild had the fucking gall to get it on his first few boxes and ask "Hey guys what does this do?"

I don't play MMO's anymore...
User avatar #315666 to #315657 - kosmic ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Thats one reason why I hate Runescape too, farming for a rare drop that is supposedly in a few 1000s kills and I went like 4k dry. Fuck that noise.
User avatar #315675 to #315666 - geothermal ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Those stupid daily chest things, with the keys. I earned 210 keys from doing offers, i go to use them all and literally all but 7 of my prizes were members only.

Fuck that
User avatar #315665 to #315657 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
Nothing will ever beat Cosmic Break.

Pay real money to spend on lotto spins, for a slim chance to win a horribly game breaking robot, but an astronomical chance to get stupid bullshit that you can get for free.
User avatar #315653 to #315650 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
RNG?
User avatar #315660 to #315653 - nefarian (09/05/2014) [-]
Randomness.
User avatar #315654 to #315653 - kosmic ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
random number generator.
User avatar #315644 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
How I can't activate my Almond activator to activate my activated almonds
User avatar #315676 to #315644 - spaceturtlecadet (09/05/2014) [-]
I bet your vegetables aren't even cultured.
User avatar #315673 to #315644 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
Wasn't this in some content or something?
I remember activated almonds.
#315647 to #315644 - Darianvincent ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Do you at least have your homegrown coconuts?
User avatar #315648 to #315647 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Fuck that reminds me, I'm all out of emu meatballs.
User avatar #315649 to #315648 - Darianvincent ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
>2000+14
>Not having a constant supply of Emu meatballs
#315631 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm interested in medieval and generally old weapons and armor. You know, swords and shit. So, naturally, I decided to find some youtube channels dedicated to those. I don't know how, why or when, but somehow it always turns into an argument about katanas. You've got people arguing about katanas on a video about swords, on videos about shields, on videos about spears, on videos about armor, on videos about how to properly strap chainmail to your donger for those rough nights out in town. Somehow any time weapons or armor are mentioned, a weeb will magically materialize out of nothing and start talking about the gloriousu nipponu steer, forded over 17000 thousandu a-times to form brade sharp enough you can use to trim own neckbeard!
User avatar #315745 to #315744 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, he's great. I already subscribed to him ages ago.
#315746 to #315745 - hesekiel (09/05/2014) [-]
Ah, okay. Saw him being mentioned below right after I clicked "reply".
User avatar #315645 to #315631 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
I can fucking make a pig iron blade stronger than a $20 katana
User avatar #315646 to #315645 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
Katanas ARE pig iron.
User avatar #315640 to #315631 - crazyolitis (09/05/2014) [-]
What kind of channels are you watching? The only person I know of that does stuff about ye olde weaponry is Lindybeige.
User avatar #315641 to #315640 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
Him and I'm looking into other stuff. Haven't subscribed to anyone, but these guys seem promising.

www.youtube.com/user/SkallagrimNilsson/featured
www.youtube.com/user/scholagladiatoria/featured

Still, it's a pretty niche thing, not like cooking or gaming or anything, so it's hard to find stuff. Also, Lindybeige seems to be the best. Or at least the best I've managed to find.
#315642 to #315641 - crazyolitis (09/05/2014) [-]
For the links.
But yeah, Lindybeige is pretty good about what he does. I think he even has had an expert in medieval weaponry and armor helping him once or twice.
User avatar #315638 to #315631 - EdwardNigma (09/05/2014) [-]
The struggle of people who prefer medieval weaponry.
#315628 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
>watching documentary about the war of 1812 and star spangled banner
>"if you ask the average american they would have no idea what the war was about"
>"less then 40 percent actually know the words to the national anthem, even less what the words actually mean or are about"

we get it, Americans are ignorant on our own history let alone the rest of the worlds
User avatar #315629 to #315628 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, no one really knows their own history as well as people expect. Just cause you live somewhere doesn't mean you should know the exact date some king or president took a shit in a bush nearby.
#315656 to #315629 - CIS White Male (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, only people really interested in their nation's history know a lot about it. The rest is spoon-fed, mostly
User avatar #315630 to #315629 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I don't expect someone to know everything, I don't
but their is only really 250 years of US History rounded
the fact that Americans can be so ignorant on our own history, I don't even know what that says about the "average american's" knowledge on the other however many thousand of years worth of human civilization
User avatar #316420 to #315630 - Conquistador (09/07/2014) [-]
Now you're sounding like a eurofat liberal. I've seen many Americans at least know a thing or two about foreign countries and the US. Sometimes, I see some that are interested more in foreign history than theirs.
All that other "hurr dey dun kno histeri" crap is just whining/propaganda/stereotypes.

I know more about history of most of the world, even of various countries more than the people that live there. Mainly because I obsessively study on these topics.
User avatar #315633 to #315630 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
That shit's overrated. My country has nearly 1400 years of history and we've got less recorded events than US history. The age of a country isn't the only thing that matters, the period is just as important. Medieval history is basically "Well this guy attacked this guy for some reason we don't know and then we have no idea what happened the next 40 years.", while history of the WW1 and WW2 period is absurdly detailed. Since the united states are pretty recent (from a historical standpoint), their history is detailed as fuck. You know every event and every date, including really minor stuff that would normally be overlooked. You've got more recorded events in 50 years than most countries have in 500.
#315635 to #315633 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm just saying   
they teach this stuff, or should in schools, they do here anyway but I know a state of 6 million can;t account for the entire american experience   
it just bugs me is all
I'm just saying
they teach this stuff, or should in schools, they do here anyway but I know a state of 6 million can;t account for the entire american experience
it just bugs me is all
User avatar #315625 - thegrohltroll (09/05/2014) [-]
when i feel like i wanna draw something but can't figure out what
User avatar #315823 to #315625 - fruzzinoid (09/06/2014) [-]
I can't stop drawing weapons. Axes, Swords, fucking helmets, spears...
Draw a god damned lance made out of FIRE. Make a weapon of your own. I like to draw weapons with crosses on them, since I'm interested in the middle ages and the Crusades.
Holy axes that infuse your enemy with the power of good, fuckin' weapons coated with poison, whole shit loads of things. Scythes n' crap.
User avatar #315621 - cognosceteipsum (09/05/2014) [-]
I hate it that all my friends all have school and I'm still out
#315618 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
The reaction I get when I tell people that me and my sister have never physically or verbally abused each other. They act as if we're some sort of alien siblings.
I know siblings are supposed to hate each other but all we do is watch Game of Thrones together and then she tells me all about Tumblr and Supernatural and Sherlock while I pretend to be really interested and then I make her play video games.
User avatar #315707 to #315618 - adunsaveme (09/05/2014) [-]
It's weird cos my sister and I don't quite not get along but we aren't exactly friends
Like we talk a fair bit and we share the same interests but uh

yeah

Sisters, man
User avatar #315681 to #315618 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
My sister is the one person in the world I genuinely hate.
User avatar #315683 to #315681 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure she hates you too.
User avatar #315686 to #315683 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
I hope your sister likes me
User avatar #315687 to #315686 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
Nah
She hates Sonic and people called alexanderburns
User avatar #315696 to #315687 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
Good thing I'm secretly adunsaveme
User avatar #315706 to #315696 - adunsaveme (09/05/2014) [-]
you promised you'd never tell
User avatar #315697 to #315696 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
he's actually cool though
User avatar #315698 to #315697 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #315699 to #315698 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not
User avatar #315700 to #315699 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm not thank you?
User avatar #315701 to #315700 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
non petit filou
User avatar #315703 to #315701 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
I don't speak french
I have an official thing that says I do
but I don't
#315658 to #315618 - CIS White Male (09/05/2014) [-]
ty finblob you are nice to your siblings thats real based
gj champ
User avatar #315659 to #315658 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
hey, you're not nice anon
you're salty anon
where'd nice anon go?
User avatar #315632 to #315618 - EdwardNigma (09/05/2014) [-]
I was a shithole to my siblings as a kid, because I was a shithole as a kid.
But now, nah.
User avatar #315624 to #315618 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
Only time I ever hurt my sister was when she was about to slit her wrist with a steak knife to try to kill herself.

Clocked her right in the eye, knocked her out cold.
User avatar #315655 to #315624 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
Proud of you.
Is she ok now?
User avatar #315667 to #315655 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
Yeah it was like 4 years ago.
We're getting an apartment together soon.
User avatar #315668 to #315667 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
Aww that's sweet.
I hope she isn't suicidal anymore, look after her.
User avatar #315669 to #315668 - leonhardt (09/05/2014) [-]
Why are you so sappy today
User avatar #315671 to #315669 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm only sappy around people I like :F
User avatar #315619 to #315618 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Sexually abused?
#315623 to #315619 - ohemgeezus (09/05/2014) [-]
Well they do watch GoT together, I'm sure they learned a thing or two from the twins
User avatar #315612 - geothermal ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I hate that ive sunk to playing clubpenguin so i can stroke my ego with all my rare shit on there.

My runscape account may be from 2005, but i never leveled much and im not rich with rares or holiday items...
My smallworlds account may have the beta tag, but nobody cares because im not rich.
My habbo account may be from 2001 but after you get the 100% badge, it can be from as early as 2007...

But club penguin, i have items from the very start of the game, from when i was one of the first 400 players, and people know about the rare items, they know about the status.

What am i doing.
User avatar #315637 to #315612 - averagewhitekid (09/05/2014) [-]
I miss habbo
I wish it was still enjoyable, but it just seems so dead and shit compared to when I played it years ago
User avatar #315613 to #315612 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
According to my friend, I could sell my RS account for $70 with the holiday shit I have. Not much, but pretty good for not spending any money on it
User avatar #315614 to #315613 - geothermal ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
My habbo account is worth something like $11,000 in credits alone, but theres no way anyone would buy that, let alone for the base price.
User avatar #315616 to #315614 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Shit nigga wtf
User avatar #315617 to #315616 - geothermal ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
~55k credits, 3 fully stocked rare casinos (somewhere like 60-70k credits each i think, havent checked prices in a loooong time)
I also have VIP until 2140 or something
User avatar #315598 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Day 6 of University. Somebody died on Campus today University is dangerous. Also, sharing a bathroom with 9 other guys is hard.
User avatar #315600 to #315598 - dumerveil (09/05/2014) [-]
How the fuck did someone die?
User avatar #315601 to #315600 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
They got hit by lightning
User avatar #315602 to #315601 - dumerveil (09/05/2014) [-]
Do you go to Hogwarts or some shit?
User avatar #315603 to #315602 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I wish. Then I could be all like "xpeke-amus" and stuff
User avatar #315604 to #315603 - dumerveil (09/05/2014) [-]
Nah man, you'd get expelled-armus
User avatar #315605 to #315604 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I'd just become friends with Harry and never get expelled
#315591 - haydentheviking (09/05/2014) [-]
i hate how ive met my class for college and i fucking hate them all besides 2 of them and i told my parents that i wanted to change course  i have 6 weeks to decide if i wanna change then after that i cant  but they just assume im whining and not giving it a chance    
   
I would give it a chance if my class was not fucking retards
i hate how ive met my class for college and i fucking hate them all besides 2 of them and i told my parents that i wanted to change course i have 6 weeks to decide if i wanna change then after that i cant but they just assume im whining and not giving it a chance

I would give it a chance if my class was not fucking retards
User avatar #315606 to #315591 - dumerveil (09/05/2014) [-]
If its a lab or something I get that, my lab partners are all retarded, but if its a lecture class why does it matter?
User avatar #315607 to #315606 - haydentheviking (09/05/2014) [-]
Its not a lecture class

its music performance and production laugh if you want its only a year long course and all they do when the teacher is explaining stuff is shout.

I have to possibly perform with them so if they fuck me off im gonna be put off its only been 3 days and ive had enough already they are so annoying
User avatar #315608 to #315607 - dumerveil (09/05/2014) [-]
I've never had a course like that.
Try having sex with your professor.
User avatar #315609 to #315608 - haydentheviking (09/05/2014) [-]
I'd rather not fuck a 40 year old guy


They all really put me off the course and im debating if i should give it a 3 week chance to see if it changes or i get use to it but if not im thinking about doing media.
User avatar #315610 to #315609 - dumerveil (09/05/2014) [-]
Can you at least call him a pet name like "Professy"?
User avatar #315611 to #315610 - haydentheviking (09/05/2014) [-]
He wants us to call him by his name nigel
User avatar #315592 to #315591 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
"But muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum none of the kids in my class watch the same shows as me, it's super awkward, like, oh my god. They're totally going to cramp my style."
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#315594 to #315592 - thebestpieever has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #315593 to #315592 - haydentheviking (09/05/2014) [-]
no its not that pie

I try to talk to them and be nice to them but they just shout and moan all the time about the course THEY decided to choose and when our teacher is talking they talk over him and i have been going on for months on how ive been looking forward to this course now im stuck with a bunch of annoying people i dont give a fuck if they dont like "my shows" i could give a fuck less


They just act like cunts
#315595 to #315593 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
It's always like that. Don't you even dare to contradict me.
It's always like that. Don't you even dare to contradict me.
#315596 to #315595 - haydentheviking (09/05/2014) [-]
I will your not in my course    
   
you dont understand how annoying they are.
I will your not in my course

you dont understand how annoying they are.
#315590 - gwegw (09/05/2014) [-]
Two days in and the bitch who doesn't even live here has:
- Stank the house out with weed. Which the landlords asked about and we had to say it was incense. We still got a warning.
- Put a fucking dent/hole in the plaster in the living room by swinging the step ladder around. Why? Fuck knows.
- Puked up at the front door drunk and didn't clean it up. Meaning it was there to stench up everywhere over night. Other flatmate had to do it because she wouldn't get out of bed.
- Kept everyone up until 10 in the morning with her vile friends who kept screaming, banging on doors, among others.
- Had a cat fight with a flatmate
- Had yet another cat fight with the flatmate who invited her to stay for the week by destroying her stereo. Then guilt tripped her into apologising TO HER.
- Threatened to call the police and landlords if we told her to leave again by claiming we're harassing her.

Leave, for fucks sake, leave bitch. We asked the landlord to ask her but they're fucking useless. They said it's our problem. ITS YOUR FUCKING HOUSE MATE you should give a shit if someone is trashing the place and taking drugs.
User avatar #315690 to #315590 - rebornpooper (09/05/2014) [-]
Record her destroying property and threatening to file false harassment suits.
Demand, don't ask for her to leave.
Sue her for property damage if she doesn't comply.
User avatar #315582 - swagasauruss ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
www.labarc.com/Walass/SickDay.html

this...this is how you take a sick day when you work for walmart...which is what I'm doing today.
User avatar #315583 to #315582 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I worked at corporate, nigga. It was "Hey, boss, I'm sick"
"LOLKAY come tomorrow with some graphs and everything is sweet"
And then I ate ice cream and scratched my butt.
User avatar #315643 to #315583 - swagasauruss ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
its kinda stupid, I'm an adult with kids and its a pain in the ass to take a sick day, which I rarely do. AND if I want sick pay I actually have to take a second day off and only the second day is paid for.
#315571 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I hate how I went through a republican-y phase for the first half of high school   
not because "hur dur f republicans" I still see myself as pretty independent, although I don't believe some of the things I did back then   
but now whenever I try and mention politics to my family they act surprised if I support a democrat or act like I am or was some super duper conservative.
I hate how I went through a republican-y phase for the first half of high school
not because "hur dur f republicans" I still see myself as pretty independent, although I don't believe some of the things I did back then
but now whenever I try and mention politics to my family they act surprised if I support a democrat or act like I am or was some super duper conservative.
User avatar #315575 to #315571 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
unnecessary, pointless mascotfagging is not allowed
User avatar #315576 to #315575 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
tell that to your sonic porn
#315577 to #315576 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
the point is to turn everyone on
User avatar #315627 to #315577 - majormayor (09/05/2014) [-]
This place is getting too reliant on "ironic" humor (it ends up being non-ironic because it's not really making fun of anything and it ends up being genuinely liked) . No wonder I come here as often nowadays.
User avatar #315652 to #315627 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
"any community that gets it's laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakingly believe that they are in good company"
I understand this quote and yet I still do it
User avatar #315682 to #315652 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
Good thing no one here thinks they're in good company.
User avatar #315710 to #315682 - majormayor (09/05/2014) [-]
The users here aren't even trying to not shitpost anymore, though.
User avatar #315712 to #315710 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
Probably part of the reason no one here thinks they're in good company.
User avatar #315727 to #315712 - majormayor (09/05/2014) [-]
It wasn't this bad over a year and s half ago. The earliest days may as well be the best as they were all about hating and there were barely any "regulars" yet.
User avatar #315728 to #315727 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
I am probably shitposter prime and I don't care btw
User avatar #315685 to #315682 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
hehe
User avatar #315615 to #315577 - finblob (09/05/2014) [-]
it turns me on but when I see your name it's like deflating a balloon.
User avatar #315597 to #315577 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
It ain't working.
User avatar #315578 to #315577 - princessren ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
it's working
#315580 to #315578 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Not it isn't, don't make everything weird.
#315587 to #315581 - fedegon (09/05/2014) [-]
Don't worry, they got him already.
God dammit, why the fuck did I search for Jesus on rule 34?
User avatar #315588 to #315587 - nefarian (09/05/2014) [-]
I should just stay away from this board
User avatar #315589 to #315588 - fedegon (09/05/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I never post. Unless it's Jesus Porn.
#315570 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I hate playing an Japanese RPG (A real RPG, mind you, not a Final Fantasy where you can't roleplay for shit) and not knowing what is worth buying my hard spent Gil on and what I'm going to get in the next area for free. And grinding in these games is so tedious that it's just out of the question, Gils are limited and I don't know what to spend my shit on.
I hate playing an Japanese RPG (A real RPG, mind you, not a Final Fantasy where you can't roleplay for shit) and not knowing what is worth buying my hard spent Gil on and what I'm going to get in the next area for free. And grinding in these games is so tedious that it's just out of the question, Gils are limited and I don't know what to spend my shit on.
User avatar #315634 to #315570 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
You're such a weaboo, holy fuck.
User avatar #315574 to #315570 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
dont spend
use to breathe underwater
#315559 - indeedaleedoo (09/05/2014) [-]
Whenever somebody starts using the "mindless sheep" argument, or saying "I'm bringing da troothz to the sheepz out thar" they instantly look like fucking retards, and ironically make themselves look like the idiots who can't form their own opinions by slurping up bullshit read on biased web articles.
Whenever somebody starts using the "mindless sheep" argument, or saying "I'm bringing da troothz to the sheepz out thar" they instantly look like fucking retards, and ironically make themselves look like the idiots who can't form their own opinions by slurping up bullshit read on biased web articles.
User avatar #315568 to #315559 - crazyolitis (09/05/2014) [-]
"B-but da joos ctrl-alt-del errybody thru da media!!! This news article form a site that doesn;t even have sources is much, much more reliable."
Not saying the media is completely truthful, though.
User avatar #315561 to #315559 - jubbehhh (09/05/2014) [-]
I guess you like Elder Scrolls Online, then.
User avatar #315565 to #315561 - EdwardNigma (09/05/2014) [-]
Thats...so ridiculously irrelevant, what the fuck.
User avatar #315584 to #315565 - nefarian (09/05/2014) [-]
ESO is shit. Casuals play shit games.
Hence, he casual.
User avatar #315585 to #315584 - EdwardNigma (09/05/2014) [-]
It's still completely irrelevant to what he is saying.
User avatar #315586 to #315585 - nefarian (09/05/2014) [-]
I guess you like Elder Scrolls Online, them.
User avatar #315562 to #315561 - indeedaleedoo (09/05/2014) [-]
Never played it.
#315533 - pixmantle (09/05/2014) [-]
Rant time.   
   
It's midnight here and I want to go to fucking bed, but I can't because at 1 my little brother comes home from doing stupid shit with his cunt-wad scumbag friends, turns on his big screen T.V, and plays it very loudly. We share a room, divided by some curtains. Naturally instead of waiting for that white nigger to get home and ruin my fucking sleep, I went to the living room upstairs, set up shop and was all ready to get some shut-fucking-eye when my little sister stomps out of her room and turns on the light in the adjacent mudroom. Snottily telling me that I either had to keep that light on or sleep downstairs. I turn it off but she comes back out again, her room right next to my parents room, slamming her fucking door open, and turns the light on. God fucking damn it I hate how those putrid little cunts dictate MY fucking sleep, and you know fucking how they do it? They fucking exploit me for the not-shitty human being I am, almost every one of their threats is that they'll do something immoral to one of our animals, wake up the parents, piss off the parents, break something. They're the most self-centered, egotistical, uncaring, bipolar cunts.   
   
I try to clean the kitchen that hasn't been cleaned for months? LITERALLY FUCKING MONTHS. Do you know how gross shit was? We had the compost bucket by the blender equipment. There were spiders and shit. And my brother storms upstairs because now, right now, he has to immediately start cooking some fucking tortellini, spilling alfredo sauce all over the shit I'm actively trying to clean, leaving his dishes on 3 separate surfaces.   
   
And last night, he couldn't find the remote to his new, fucking fancy ass big screen T.V, so the sound is horrendously loud, like, I went upstairs to sleep and it still fucking rattled the grey matter out of my god damn motherfucking skull. He kept bumping into shit and knocking over his dozens of fucking weights like a fucking autistic cripple on meth.   
   
MFW NO FUCKING SLEEP.   
   
Cont'd.
Rant time.

It's midnight here and I want to go to fucking bed, but I can't because at 1 my little brother comes home from doing stupid shit with his cunt-wad scumbag friends, turns on his big screen T.V, and plays it very loudly. We share a room, divided by some curtains. Naturally instead of waiting for that white nigger to get home and ruin my fucking sleep, I went to the living room upstairs, set up shop and was all ready to get some shut-fucking-eye when my little sister stomps out of her room and turns on the light in the adjacent mudroom. Snottily telling me that I either had to keep that light on or sleep downstairs. I turn it off but she comes back out again, her room right next to my parents room, slamming her fucking door open, and turns the light on. God fucking damn it I hate how those putrid little cunts dictate MY fucking sleep, and you know fucking how they do it? They fucking exploit me for the not-shitty human being I am, almost every one of their threats is that they'll do something immoral to one of our animals, wake up the parents, piss off the parents, break something. They're the most self-centered, egotistical, uncaring, bipolar cunts.

I try to clean the kitchen that hasn't been cleaned for months? LITERALLY FUCKING MONTHS. Do you know how gross shit was? We had the compost bucket by the blender equipment. There were spiders and shit. And my brother storms upstairs because now, right now, he has to immediately start cooking some fucking tortellini, spilling alfredo sauce all over the shit I'm actively trying to clean, leaving his dishes on 3 separate surfaces.

And last night, he couldn't find the remote to his new, fucking fancy ass big screen T.V, so the sound is horrendously loud, like, I went upstairs to sleep and it still fucking rattled the grey matter out of my god damn motherfucking skull. He kept bumping into shit and knocking over his dozens of fucking weights like a fucking autistic cripple on meth.

MFW NO FUCKING SLEEP.

Cont'd.
#315542 to #315533 - pixmantle (09/05/2014) [-]
I thought I had a handle on the fucking fruit flies in this disaster-tastrophe of a shithole, but I kept seeing them, only to later find that he had left one of his dishes covered by the books of the household, covered in a god damn fucking swarm of fruit flies, covered in white mold, and smelling like fucking death. I had to throw the container out.

He's almost OD'd twice. First he got laced weed from some dorky fucking big nosed cunt he hung out with, and then hid in his room and cried for a week. Then he got more weed from the SAME FUCKING GUY, and had to be rushed to the hospital. Later he drank himself almost to death, with the SAME GUY.

Holy shit he's so influenced by other people that it's fucking SCARY, the people he hangs out with completely and utterly define the shitty, shallow human being he is, he can be a nice kid if he hasn't seen his friends in a while, but as soon as he does, look out for the entitled druggy cunt!

And my little sister who seems to look towards him from the fucking shadows like he's the god emperor of who you should fucking act like, and mirrors him, by being a stubborn fucking bitch, hanging out with scumbags, DATING those fucking useless scumbags, and taking drugs with her teeny little under-aged friend.

And my Dad who LOVES to buy shit but never uses it, wasting all our savings on a big fucking black useless fucking truck, to go camping and shit. But guess what, we never do that anymore! The novelty of this big, generic cheap fucking toy is immediately fucking GONE! Same with the BBQ! The pets! The MG he bought! The Canoes! The Pellet gun! The Bow! The computer! His Tablet!

For someone who whines saying "Ooooh I hate getting MAD at you guys!" "I'm so FUCKING SORRY that I sulked in my room like a little bitch watching old fucking movies because I can't be fucking assed to interact with my children."

Everything sets him off on a fucking tantrum, for the love of cunt-fucking god don't ever let him martyr himself by doing CHORES
User avatar #315554 to #315542 - pixmantle (09/05/2014) [-]
My brother smokes fucking chronically, oh he's so fucking stealthy, leaving blatantly in the middle of the night and coming back smelling like the devils puckered asshole. He spits all the fucking time and his spit looks like fucking DISEASE incarnate. The Bathroom downstairs gets fucking caked in his brown-black spit which will not come off unless vigorously SCRUBBED.

Cigarette butts are scattered all over the place all the fucking time, the parent occasionally scrape the shit off his floor and find baggies of weed and packs of cigs.

My people is one of "Those girls" on facebook that post a picture of themselves every 10 minutes and do a whole fucking dicks assload of filters and quotes. She gets a new friend every other fucking week and always talks about them behind their back. She's a queen bee fucking cunt and emulates it in every shitty way possible.

And can they hold down jobs? Nooooo. My Brother lasted a week at a fast food restaurant before being fired for being a stupid cunt, and my sister worked at the bakery for 3 weeks before quitting because people were telling her what to do, which is of course a FUCKING TRAVESTY.

I had a job not too long ago, but I quit because my boss was a massive rumbling thundercunt who demanded I do everything at break-neck fucking speeds. You jehobahs witness fucking scrub, I like working alone, I work well quietly and automatically, you don't need to drop by the store every day and yell at me for shit. On one of his shitty fucking enriching holidays when he's on holiday with his stupid fucking family, he comes in to the store, of which I was currently covering someones shift for.

Turns out that shift had to smash melons and pour bleach on them so the white nigger cherry pickers wouldn't get their greasy french mits on them, which wasn't on the fucking jobs list. So in he comes, yelling at me to smash these fucking soft little mini watermelons in the far corner of the store.

(Wrapping up.)
#315557 to #315554 - pixmantle (09/05/2014) [-]
And he's never angry, oh no. It's so much worse, he's always happy, yet too fucking loud, like he's always, ALWAYS mocking you, at all times, he never stopped with the tone like he was a fucking schoolkid singing a mocking song.

That whole time he's smashing melons with me, he's saying over and fucking over: "I should be spending time with my family pixmantle, it's our holiday pixmantle, but instead I'm in here with you, helping you fix this." "I should be enjoying my holidays pixmantle." "I'm a Jehovahs witness pixmantle, did you FUCKING KNOOOOOOW?"

After I quit I later found out that the section I was working in had a hilariously high resignation rate.

That's the end of my selfish rant, I feel a bit better, have a good night everyone.
User avatar #315599 to #315557 - thechosentroll (09/05/2014) [-]
Beating the shit out of them may not be a bad idea.
#315537 to #315533 - indeedaleedoo (09/05/2014) [-]
It's reasons like this me and my older brother used to beat the living shit out of each other.
User avatar #315551 to #315537 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm guessing he won.
#315553 to #315552 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
You puny prawn.
User avatar #315535 to #315533 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
See, that's why it's good to be the shitty sibling yourself. No one ever bothers you.
User avatar #315555 to #315535 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
tfw dad always gets me to help him with carrying things even though my brother is stronger because I don't complain
User avatar #315558 to #315555 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Dave Mustaine doesn't need help carrying things, he has roadies.
User avatar #315560 to #315558 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
My dad doesn't tho
User avatar #315569 to #315560 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Yes he does, he's Dave Mustaine you silly.
User avatar #315573 to #315569 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
maybe I should complain then
#315530 - EdwardNigma (09/05/2014) [-]
Those shits that already stretch your ass to the limit, but are also sharp and shred it on the way out.   
   
Jesus fucking Christ.
Those shits that already stretch your ass to the limit, but are also sharp and shred it on the way out.

Jesus fucking Christ.
#315693 to #315530 - rebornpooper (09/05/2014) [-]
Guess what faggot, that was just your typical boss fight. Turns out that you're shitting experience is not properly leveled. Go out there and gain shitting experience before you reach the final boss and end up getting your whole party killed, faggot.
#315663 to #315530 - CIS White Male (09/05/2014) [-]
>having a shitty diet
you should have seen this coming
User avatar #315567 to #315530 - geothermal ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
The life of a person with pica...
#315662 to #315567 - CIS White Male (09/05/2014) [-]
You have pica?
User avatar #315664 to #315662 - geothermal ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Si
User avatar #315563 to #315530 - jubbehhh (09/05/2014) [-]
Ever had your ass bleed from taking a shit too big?
#315519 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Tfw the siri for HTC is supposed to be cortana, but it's not voiced by jen taylor
User avatar #315520 to #315519 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Also Fuck apple.
#315510 - plumpbooty (09/05/2014) [-]
I hate when I don't roll quints the first time.
User avatar #315626 to #315510 - majormayor (09/05/2014) [-]
I saw that on /co/ last night. I'm probably the only reason why that happened as I bumped the thread from page nine.
User avatar #315874 to #315626 - plumpbooty (09/06/2014) [-]
Last night? Yeah no. I got banned and all my posts were deleted.
User avatar #316160 to #315874 - majormayor (09/06/2014) [-]
I saw it alright.
User avatar #315636 to #315626 - thegrohltroll (09/05/2014) [-]
well fuck you too
User avatar #315622 to #315510 - cognosceteipsum (09/05/2014) [-]
**cognosceteipsum rolls 14,474**
User avatar #315572 to #315510 - thegrohltroll (09/05/2014) [-]
**thegrohltroll rolls 41,714** y'all niggas can't roll for shit.
Stand the fuck back son
User avatar #315522 to #315510 - stringfingerable (09/05/2014) [-]
**stringfingerable rolls 05,306**
#315516 to #315510 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 04,769**
#315517 to #315516 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 57,597**
#315518 to #315517 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 32,946**
do you really want to start this?
#315521 to #315518 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 12,402**
Nah. I'm really tired. I think I'm going to lie down and eat grapes until I can fall asleep.
#315524 to #315521 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 09,271**
green grapes > purple grapes
User avatar #315525 to #315524 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 99,588**
Grapes > Non-grapes.
User avatar #315527 to #315525 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 84,899**
what does a non grape taste like?
also double dubs
User avatar #315528 to #315527 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 77,036**
Well it doesn't taste like grapes. So it's like 13 tiers lower than grapes holy spot atop the food kingdom.
User avatar #315529 to #315528 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 89,100**
are you implying that grapes are better than kiwis?
User avatar #315531 to #315529 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 40,984**
Litchis = Grapes = Potatoes >>>>>>>>>> Spaghetti >>>>>>>>>>>> Everything else.
User avatar #315532 to #315531 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 61,767**
now I want to try a litchi
User avatar #315534 to #315532 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 75,899**
You should. They're chinese, they have a fun name, they have a great taste, once you're done with them you can plant your own (if you live in a very specific area of the world), they share a name with a pretty videogame character. They're great.
User avatar #315536 to #315534 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 55**
I also want to try dragonfruit, but I can't fuggin find them
User avatar #315538 to #315536 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 85,784**
Not as awesome as its name. Actually not very awesome at all.
Why'd you downgrade?
#315539 to #315538 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 08,195**
i'm too used to dubs, so I typed 2 instead of 5
atleast I got dubs
User avatar #315540 to #315539 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 68,009**
I've gotten at least two of the same number in every roll I've made today. Get on my level, nig.
User avatar #315541 to #315540 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 71,641**
yeah but not consecutively
User avatar #315543 to #315541 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 32,960**
I've still gotten closer to the mythical quints more often and more consistently.
User avatar #315545 to #315543 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 28**
literally the worst roll I've ever seen
#315548 to #315545 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 68,523**   
Sh-sh-shut up.
**thebestpieever rolls 68,523**
Sh-sh-shut up.
User avatar #315546 to #315545 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 84,407**
god damnit, not again
#315544 to #315543 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Brought down by my pride.
User avatar #315549 to #315544 - conquistafag (09/05/2014) [-]
**conquistafag rolls 11,839**
that one wasn't much better either
User avatar #315556 to #315526 - alexanderburns (09/05/2014) [-]
hey look its my dad
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