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#431304 - kekat
Reply +1
(10/23/2015) [-]
I was told i shave wrong.

I shave by pushing the razor back and forth across whatever im shaving. So it cuts the hair, then on the push forward, the hair is pulled off the razors, and i can continue to shave the area without needing to tap out or rinse the razor. Then i just wash whatever i was shaving. Usually its in the shower so its easy.

How is that wrong? In what way am i "shaving wrong", the fuck.
#431323 to #431304 - shenro ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
if it works for you then do it, who cares if it's different from other people, i found out that i appearantley eat cookies differently from other people, but that ain't stopping me from still doing it.
#431312 to #431304 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I'd recommend not using your face to clean sharp blades. By wrong that basically means: that's not how people do it. Then again, I probably shave wrong as well 'cause I got taught by a girl so I couldn't tell if it's wrong, or exactly how, but really... don't use your face to clean sharp objects.
#431303 - thedirtyburger
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Davidavidson says he hates you all as much as he hates himself

/Davidavidson+drunk/movies/5722043/
#431294 - anon
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Why the fuck do I need to wait? I didn't attach my image.
#431293 - anon
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Faggots using "dindu" as a synonym for "black person" in a way that has nothing to do with crime or police shootings or whatever.

I think people have a right to be racists, because no one has a right to be told what to think. But what kind of sad cunt wears it like a badge of honor like he thinks people are impressed by his repressed desires to take Jamal in the ass.
#431313 to #431293 - enlightednatzie
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(10/23/2015) [-]
dindus smell like crap tbh
#431283 - raccoonpunta
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(10/23/2015) [-]
My hand after I've cleaned up 105 pages, and I'm still working on El and Planet.
#431318 to #431283 - planetexpress
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Wait what?
#431419 to #431318 - raccoonpunta
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Made my had hurt up thumbing mr. hates work, went back 105 pages. He's still got you for like 5 red thumbs in many places.
#431429 to #431419 - planetexpress
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Thanks
#431430 to #431429 - raccoonpunta
Reply +2
(10/23/2015) [-]
YW *hand
#431284 to #431283 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
You don't need to do that.
#431285 to #431284 - raccoonpunta
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Thanx, but I just sort of got in "the zone", lol. I'm gonna go for now
#431286 to #431285 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Thanks. <3
#431267 - gibroner
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I hate how people brag about pirating music. "like oh I'm too cheap to pay a dollar for the rights to play a song as many times as I like which could provide me with potentially infinite enjoyment. God damn I'm so fucking cheap and faggoty cool and edgy
#431314 to #431267 - enlightednatzie
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
>paying for music

You know the jews in hollywood takes 98% of the profit right?
#431584 to #431314 - anon
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Shut up with the "Jews" already, so sick of that bullshit.
#431305 to #431267 - kekat
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(10/23/2015) [-]
The only reason i pay for music is compatability. It comes with the correct title, description, album art and other features, it has the right album and categorizes itself correctly.

With pirated music i got alot of "1 - 4:31 - SONG TITLE HERE ( www.shittyprovider.com ) - ALBUM NAME"
#431315 to #431305 - enlightednatzie
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Yeah right. I bought a cd once and i couldnt even convert the music to mp3 on my computer because some shitty anti piracy law. So i was forced to illegally download an illegal program where i could do just that. Now i just pirate m music because the description and names are mostly always right.
#431282 to #431267 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Because paying people for their work isn't cool any more.
#431279 to #431267 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I hate you and everybody that replied to you.
#431272 to #431267 - bladeboy
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(10/23/2015) [-]
shut up
#431271 to #431267 - princessren
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Why don't people just go on YouTube
#431269 to #431267 - rokkarokkaali
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Bragging about pirating is dumb but I don't think anyone in their right mind will spend $1000+ on music
#431268 to #431267 - awesomerninjathing
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(10/23/2015) [-]
>paying for music
#431265 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I hate that I spent 3 weeks trying my best and doing community service to get into this frat (that does community service) and they decided to tell me I didn't get in at 2 am, I had a 9 am lab the next day and couldn't sleep because I was so upset I wasted so much time. I already picked out my big and everything and he really wanted me to be his little too.
#431585 to #431265 - anon
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Hint: Community Service is not wasting your time, even tho you didn't get your selfish reasons for doing it. Maybe they saw that attitude in you.
#431634 to #431585 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/24/2015) [-]
but seriously thanks for assuming the absolute worst of me.
#431633 to #431585 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I didn't join for selfish reasons I joined to do community service. Everything else was a bonus. I don't see why I can't take pleasure in something and do it for the right reason. But I spent hours outside of community service doing things to get in, i had to interview all 56 of the brothers and attend weekly 2-3 hour meetings. If i wasn't going to get in I could have just spent that time studying for class.
#431273 to #431265 - bladeboy
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(10/23/2015) [-]
How the fuck are girls suppose to join a frat
#431274 to #431273 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/23/2015) [-]
it's coed but because it was originally for males it's still a frat. And like in spanish, if there's even one guy around it's an overall male pronoun used. so if a sorority became open to men it'd be called a frat.
#431352 to #431274 - bladeboy
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(10/23/2015) [-]
That's dumb
#431275 to #431274 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
That's okay. Just don't respond to me.
#431277 to #431275 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/23/2015) [-]
what was I supposed to say? you were joking around and I'm not in the mood for that.
#431278 to #431277 - Elk
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter. You're still being rude.
#431280 to #431278 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, even though I'm the one who feels like shit right now let me take the time to make sure your feelings are okay.
#431281 to #431280 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
That's all I ever wanted.
#431266 to #431265 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Report them for racism.
#431264 - furiousmarshmellow
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(10/23/2015) [-]
You know, after playing the solo session of GTA Online a bit, I thought, "Hm you know what? This isn't actually that bad. In fact, maybe I should try Online again and maybe even rethink my opinion about it!"

After muting half of an entire server twice, running away from an asshole in a jet, getting bomb hacked AND object spawn hacked IN THE SAME GAME, losing connection to the servers 3 times, getting disconnected from jobs FIVE times, and gunned down numerous times, I'm hoping that I can convince myself to never somehow get myself to play it again in the near future.
#431290 to #431264 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Play on free aim mode. less people are faggots.
#431291 to #431290 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Is this a next-gen thing?
#431292 to #431291 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Shouldn't be. just go into your settings and set your aim to free aim.

Less people are faggots, and it actually takes skill to kill someone.
#431308 to #431292 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Also, that's not going to stop it from being as consistently latent as a person with Parkinson's doing Morse Code. Or asshole hackers.
#431300 to #431292 - shenro ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
>takes skill.
yeah right, you just aim down and use your characters movement instead of camera movement to aim.
#431301 to #431300 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
It takes more skill than pressing left trigger and immediately locking onto some faggot and then shooting them
#431298 to #431292 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Can't I just go into a server where people DON'T try and kill each other?
#431299 to #431298 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Yes. In free aim.
#431307 to #431299 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Is this actually a type of SERVER?
#431309 to #431307 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Yes. And come to next gen, you won't have to deal with hackers.
#431310 to #431309 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Can't they just fix old-gen to where they can't hack?
#431311 to #431310 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
because old gen is ded.
#431261 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
TFW too ADHD prone to listen to a podcast for an hour straight.
#431302 to #431261 - shenro ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
you don't have to be actively listening to it, i listen to podcasts and other things while playing a game.
#431295 to #431261 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
>2015
>still calling a lack of attention ADHD
#431296 to #431295 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Well, that IS what I am diagnosed with...
#431297 to #431296 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Get over it.
#431306 to #431297 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Yes. Get over my permanent mental illness. That's the obvious solution.
#431260 - Elk
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
My friend was telling me that the state government is cutting the education budget to put money into other areas, and she said that the guy's justification was that "he never went to a public school, his kids don't go to a public school, and his kids will never go to a public school. F public schools."

I've been telling people this for years!
#431237 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
There will never be a godfather 4. Or a star wars 1313.
#431288 to #431237 - aoeui
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(10/23/2015) [-]
good, if they made them again today they'd be liberal cuckfests full of interacial cuckoldry, whores, niggers, and liberalism

wait that's already happening to the new star wars
#431289 to #431288 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
#431247 to #431237 - princessren
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(10/23/2015) [-]
With the way Disney goes I'm sure they can produce another 1006 films
#431250 to #431247 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
do you think they'll produce any more updog?
#431255 to #431250 - princessren
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(10/23/2015) [-]
What's updog
#431257 to #431255 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
#431251 to #431250 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Updog was garbage.
#431249 to #431247 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's not worth it if i can't have me a star wars game about boba fett.
#431242 to #431237 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Oh fffffffFUCK.
Why would you remind me Star Wars 1313 was a thing that is now not a thing?
#431239 to #431237 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Also fuck the resident evil movies.
#431238 to #431237 - cycloneclone
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(10/23/2015) [-]
godfather 4 would be probably be complete trash tho
#431244 to #431238 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
It would have been made sometime in the 90's or early 2000's, had Mario Puzo, the author of the original book, not died in 1999. and it would have followed Vincent Corleone's reign as head the Corleone family. Vincent, deviating from his predecessors' morals, would have entered the family into the drug trade, driving the Corleone clan back into corruption and eventual decline. Vincent's story ends with him being killed similarly to Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar, and presumably ending the Corleone crime family.
#431217 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
People who lie and say that vaccines don't cause autism.
#431254 to #431217 - brcstar
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Here's your reply.
#431227 to #431217 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Oh they do, no doubt.
I think you took way too many though.
#431231 to #431227 - Elk
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
And mine was genetic, you faghetti and meatballs.
#431230 to #431227 - Elk
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
"I disagree with you, so you're autistic."

Quality comeback.
#431252 to #431230 - brcstar
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(10/23/2015) [-]
This is an image board for the discussion of hatred, you won't be getting any quality debate here.
#431232 to #431230 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Oh fuck is this the Twilight Zone?
Have I entered a strange new dimension beyond that which is known to man? A dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity? The middle ground between light and show, between science and superstition, lying between the pit of mans fears and the summit of his knowledge? A dimension where apparently jokes don't fucking exist?
#431240 to #431232 - cycloneclone
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(10/23/2015) [-]
do not respond to elk posts
#431241 to #431240 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
What are you gonna do, flag me?
#431245 to #431241 - cycloneclone
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(10/23/2015) [-]
i need a mod
#431246 to #431245 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I'M A MOD.
#431248 to #431246 - cycloneclone
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(10/23/2015) [-]
HELP
HELP
I NEED A MOD
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE BAN THIS MAN
#431243 to #431241 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
do not respond to cycloneclone posts
#431233 to #431232 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
No jokes allowed.
#431235 to #431233 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Oh well then, you need to leave.
#431236 to #431235 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Meanie.
#431225 to #431217 - princessren
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Even if they did
Would you rather be autistic or dead
#431226 to #431225 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Flagged for spam.
#431229 to #431226 - princessren
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(10/23/2015) [-]
....okay
#431253 to #431229 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I learned it from alex.
#431256 to #431253 - princessren
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(10/23/2015) [-]
He's a bad influence
#431200 - kekat
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(10/23/2015) [-]
>my internet speeds
Youtube is only loading in 144p at 5fps.

Fuck my life
#431270 to #431200 - rokkarokkaali
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Get on my level
#431276 to #431270 - kekat
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(10/23/2015) [-]
my internet is better than that, even when im connected to the middle of alaska
#431228 to #431200 - shibe
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(10/23/2015) [-]
your download speed seems fine tbh
#431199 - theruse
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Hispanics that can barely speak English and then get mad at you when you can't understand them.

Oh, and people who defend the Hispanics.
#431196 - epicscorpion ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
these fucking honk-happy assholes that can't wait to tell me in very loud detail about all of my imagined transgressions

I'm turning? HONK
I don't leave immediately after the light turns green? HONK no, not the short ones that wake me up so I can go, I mean the actually long angry ones
I need to slow down to maneuver around a car obstructing traffic? HONK

if you do literally anything that obstructs them from moving in a straight line at 5 mph above speed limit, they think its perfectly reasonable to let you know with that horrid noisemaker that almost never serves its intended purpose
#431234 to #431196 - furiousmarshmellow
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Lopez Tonight Louis C.K. (6242010).flv

Skip to 1:10.
#431191 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Cunts that reject advice from trained medical professionals, or reject modern medicine entirely, because they'd rather listen to some fuckwit on the internet throwing out bullshit about "chemicals and toxins!" piss me RIGHT the fuck off.
#431333 to #431191 - lobselvith
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Confronting a Flu Vaccine Worker

Are you ready to rustle?
#431334 to #431333 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
pls no
#431202 to #431191 - epicscorpion ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
these people talking shit about "chemicals" with their fear mongering fail to actually anger me in any other way than their complete ineptitude to even basically understand what that even means

they conveniently forget when spouting shit about mercury that they regularly eat combinations of two of the most volatile and toxic chemicals known to man, one of which combusts in contact with air in its pure form

but no, a bunch of chemistry-illiterate chimps are thinking they can school me about what makes something dangerous when one of the nastiest elements known to a college science major is used in basically every organic reaction
#431197 to #431191 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I mean I agree but pic related
#431207 to #431197 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
No, I have to make myself angry.
#431210 to #431207 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Is that what the riddler would do?
#431213 to #431210 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Yes.
#431216 to #431213 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
primitive emotions are below the real Nigma
#431222 to #431216 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Nah mate.
#431194 to #431191 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Did you have vaccines as a kid?
#431195 to #431194 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Pretty sure.
Because I am fond of not fucking dying.
#431201 to #431195 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
And you have autism?
#431204 to #431201 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Pretty sweet trade I think.
#431209 to #431204 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
#431188 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I hate raiding people's FOBs just for materials. I mean yeah, i made a fucking nuke using the materials i got from the people i've hit and i'm working on making a second one, but....still...I feel kind of bad for them, y'know? I also immediately kill their people as soon as they see me.
#431192 to #431188 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Back when I still played it, I got raided when I wasn't on, the guy killed a couple of my guys so I raided him and killed literally everyone I could possibly find.
#431205 to #431192 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
see, now i'm scared some asshole's going to look to avenge his people.
#431206 to #431205 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
You deserve it for not stealth invading, ya dingus
#431218 to #431206 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
It's too expensive to go with stealth weapons
#431219 to #431218 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
you can sell like 1k of the rare materials, whatever they're called, and get max money
#431220 to #431219 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
yeah, but i need them.
#431221 to #431220 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
for what? ther's not much use for them
#431223 to #431221 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I was planning on making every weapon and other crap
#431224 to #431223 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
they aren't needed that much. Just keep like 1k of them and sell to get max money
#431189 to #431188 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I also hate the fact that the phantom cigar is just an E-Cig.
#431175 - nadam
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(10/23/2015) [-]
I hate people who text you when they know that you're driving.

Every time I go to pick-up my brother, I text that I'm on my way before I leave the house. Then almost every time, around 10 or 15 minutes later he texts "how close are you?". You know that I'm fucking driving, do you honestly expect me to answer this question? I've asked him to not do that at least 3 times, but he still does it.
#431186 to #431175 - cycloneclone
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(10/23/2015) [-]
shut up brony
#431187 to #431186 - nadam
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(10/23/2015) [-]
#431174 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Don't mind me. It's just one of my famous clog posts you guys keep whining about.
#431171 - kekat
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(10/22/2015) [-]
FUcking trains, 24/7, every single hour on the hour there is a train. On tuesdays and fridays, there is a train every half hour except for between 9 and 12 pm.

HONK FUCKING HONK, WE GET IT GOD DAMMIT

I can hear those fuckers for miles, theyre loud and i hate them, i would blow a horse for my remaining lifespan just to have these trains stop honking all the god danm time.
#431177 to #431171 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
Can you move?
#431178 to #431177 - kekat
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(10/23/2015) [-]
not without a job, which i cant find any of because even the mcdicks here requires 6 months experience with customer service
#431182 to #431178 - Elk
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
Volunteer at some place.
#431184 to #431182 - kekat
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(10/23/2015) [-]
i need an actual job that pays me money, i will never hear the end of it from my dad about "well why arent you working for money, why couldnt you find a job that pays?"

#431185 to #431184 - Elk
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(10/23/2015) [-]
How old are you?

Getting experience > not having a job.
#431180 to #431178 - dalokan ONLINE
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(10/23/2015) [-]
>Not having lots of references/bullshiting resumes for entry level jobs
#431181 to #431180 - kekat
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(10/23/2015) [-]
>bullshitting on resumes
>getting yourself locally blacklisted by the state job bank
#431203 to #431181 - dalokan ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/23/2015) [-]
>Not applying to the McDicks in person.
>Not charming your way into the entry level job position