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#332149 - furiousmarshmellow (10/30/2014) [-]
The fact that Payday 2 runs like shit on my computer.   
   
And this thing can run Far Cry 2, GTA IV, and Driver: San Francisco on high graphic settings. I fucking struggle to run Payday 2 on MEDIUM graphical settings.
The fact that Payday 2 runs like shit on my computer.

And this thing can run Far Cry 2, GTA IV, and Driver: San Francisco on high graphic settings. I fucking struggle to run Payday 2 on MEDIUM graphical settings.
User avatar #332157 to #332145 - nefarian (10/30/2014) [-]
I don't even wanna go through that shit. Would someone bother summing it up?
User avatar #332146 to #332145 - jadewest (10/30/2014) [-]
for fucks sake colbert
#332143 - fefe (10/30/2014) [-]
I hate how this site praises right wing ideas as if they are gifts from god and completely infalliable. Meanwhile they will call any one with a left wing idea a libtard, lefty, socialist nutjob and so on.
User avatar #332147 to #332143 - thesoulless (10/30/2014) [-]
Realistically, most people only think of the political spectrum in terms of the Republicans vs. Democrats, and they don't really understand what the ideologies of the two sides actually look like.
User avatar #332144 to #332143 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
Fuck off, Stalin.
User avatar #332125 - nimba (10/30/2014) [-]
I love how the feminist union in my university is patently blind to the irony of calling themselves "Femsoc", as in "Ingsoc".
User avatar #332124 - oceanfrank (10/30/2014) [-]
I hate working. I really do. All I fucking do is study, work, workout and maybe, MAYBE play the games I want maximum of 4 hours a week. They tell me that this hardwork will eventually pay off, but for what? I'm going to be busting my ass off on everything I do. Buying a house, raising a family, doing housework, having to handle the difficulties of being with others, STILL working 12 hours shifts except now at a job that I got because a piece of paper said I was qualified to do so until im around the age of 65 and by then my youth will be gone, my wife will probably look like shit compared to younger women even if she is still the same woman I married/was with, and i'll be shitting in my pants every 2 seconds begging my children not to send me to a retirement home and that I can take care of my house still. The shit I want to do, and the shit I have to do are far and in between and it's fucking bullshit that people maybe have a maximum 6 hour work day and they get paid the same/more than me that excludes shit like lunch breaks and meetings. Man fuck working, working for something that I dont even want but have to do because I'm good at it is complete bullshit. I try living life to the fullest but holy fucking hell am I tired. Tired of working, im so tired of trying to get more out of life. I should've become like pewdiepie or like markiplier, playing video games and making a living off of it. That's my dream tbh, to be a celebrity on the internet except I wouldn't be a faggot about it. Shit aint gonna happen tho and im growing old.
User avatar #332136 to #332124 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
Don't get a family. Play videogames all evening, all the evenings until you die. The end.
User avatar #332135 to #332124 - fishinyourface (10/30/2014) [-]
you're thinking waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far ahead in your life and that's your problem right there. The only way all of that shit is going to happen, is if you believe and make it happen. If you go through life feeling like this much shit, it's going to be a shit life. Don't do that. I'm not saying "live life to its fullest" I'm just saying organize your thoughts (write down various plans if you need to) and then follow those thoughts. There's always a rational solution for these things, sometimes you just have to do a tad more to find it. suicide is not rational so don't consider that shit
User avatar #332142 to #332135 - oceanfrank (10/30/2014) [-]
i would never kill myself. i guess you're right. What Im lacking i think is self confidence that I can do whatever it is I like.
User avatar #332148 to #332142 - fishinyourface (10/30/2014) [-]
I know how hard it can be, because I even still do this shit every once in a while. Just try your best not to let it get to you and just focus on what you're doing right now
User avatar #332123 - cycloneclone (10/30/2014) [-]
people that dont realize stephen colbert is a joke in itself
User avatar #332120 - oceanfrank (10/30/2014) [-]
yeah this is pretty much how some of my childhood girl friends turned out. Hate to say it, but they basic and ugly as fuck YOLO 2
#332137 to #332120 - fishinyourface (10/30/2014) [-]
the fuck bro?
the fuck bro?
User avatar #332118 - bladeboy (10/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/More+dog+feels/funny-pictures/5338341/

I hate dog feel posts because they always get me.
#332138 to #332118 - fishinyourface (10/30/2014) [-]
this hit pretty close to home because I had a black lab who was going to turn 7 but he had a tumor on his tongue and it kept spreading and was going to spread to his throat if we didn't put him down....fucking bullshit..I come here to laugh, not to cry over shit
this hit pretty close to home because I had a black lab who was going to turn 7 but he had a tumor on his tongue and it kept spreading and was going to spread to his throat if we didn't put him down....fucking bullshit..I come here to laugh, not to cry over shit
User avatar #332119 to #332118 - shibe ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
I love my dog but I'll never get another one because I know that when that dog dies I'll fucking lose it. I kinda hate dogs, because I know they will all die, and somebody who loves that dog is gonna have to go through so much pain when he's gone. It's just the worse knowing I'm gonna be right beside my dog when they decide it's gonna be time for him to go. My mom and dad got a puppy basset hound just about a year or two before I was born. That dog grew up with me and I loved that dog, but when he passed away, it was just so sad to see my mom. She was crying so much and I don't understand why she got two more dogs. She's just gonna have to go through the pain again.

These kind of post man, they just ruin my fucking day. Because I know some day I'm gonna be like my mom just crying until I start choking on my own tears. It's not long either, probably less than 7 years away. I won't be able to handle it, I just won't.
User avatar #332121 to #332119 - bladeboy (10/30/2014) [-]
My dogs 8 years old now, hopefully the lil fucker can last another 8.
User avatar #332150 to #332121 - teoberry (10/30/2014) [-]
hes likely not even halfway through his life. you'll have bud for a while
User avatar #332122 to #332121 - shibe ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
My friend had a dog that lived until like 19

it's possible
#332112 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
>Finish assignment
>Do the reference list in the order I wrote the footnotes
>Will order them alphabetically when I finish
>Submit assignment
>Didn't order reference list alphabetically
>Can't edit assignment after submission

Holy shit I am so fucking stupid.
User avatar #332110 - psychadelicsnake (10/30/2014) [-]
God I fucking hate Jews
#332114 to #332110 - majormayor (10/30/2014) [-]
Jew jokes are bloody hilarious to me for some reason, though.
User avatar #332116 to #332114 - shibe ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
yea they're funny, plus you can tell them to a big group of friends without anyone getting seriously offended because not a lot of people are jewish here in tennessee
User avatar #332092 - crazyolitis (10/30/2014) [-]
I have always been able to view thigns from different viewpoints. Whether it's the most hardcore "Gas da kikes" nazi, to the most deluded "Kill all men" SJW, or whatever else. But there is only one group I can't understand: ISIS. I mean, just WTF is wrong with those guys?
I know this is probably more of a blogpost than just hating, but I hate the fact that ISIS is just so fucking 'movie villain' that I can't even comprehend how they're doing a good thing.
User avatar #332115 to #332092 - shibe ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
I can see from their point fairly easy.

But the only way I see most SJW's is just normal people with too much time and want to make fun of the people who take the stuff seriously, or at least that's what it seems. With all people being ironic, I don't know what to believe anymore.
User avatar #332099 to #332092 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm good at doing that too. They want to destroy other cultures they consider wrong in the eyes of their God. They believe they are doing Gods work, and that their god demands the death of any Christian, any westerner, anyone who isn't them. Genocide is what they want. You can understand a Crusader in medieval times, right? Doing what they do in the name of God, killing heretics and infidels because they believe it is the will of God, because they were told it was by the Pope. I am not trying to demonize Christianity, this is an example. It's the same case with ISIS, or any other Jihad.

And that said, I hate how ISIS calls themselves "ISIS"
Isis was a nice Goddess, finding the parts of her husband and shit.
User avatar #332102 to #332099 - crazyolitis (10/30/2014) [-]
NO, I understand those parts, but what I don't understand is all the shit they are doing in the same time, what with slavery, killing children, etc.
User avatar #332130 to #332102 - nimba (10/30/2014) [-]
It's in the kuran. The problem with ISIS is that they are religious literalists, so to call them out you have to call out their whole religion, which libs are pretty reluctant to do. Time's are a-changing though; their cartoonish Genghis Khan-ery is gonna get them pretty fucked up soon and the world will be better for it. I don't advocate killing lightly but these people walking time-machines are beyond toleration.
User avatar #332131 to #332130 - crazyolitis (10/30/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right. And seeing as that they pissed off Russia, China, India and the USA, 4 out of the big 5, they won't last much longer.
User avatar #332103 to #332102 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Slavery, I don't know, either that just flies over there, or it flies in the Quran, or they are just a bunch of lazy cunts. Children would still be able to fall into the "Enemy of God" thing.
User avatar #332140 to #332103 - nimba (10/30/2014) [-]
Slavery's in the bible too... there are pretty clear instructions on where it's cool to take slaves from and such.
User avatar #332139 to #332103 - nimba (10/30/2014) [-]
I kinda wish Obama really was a muslim, then he could nuke ISIS, claim that it was the will of god, the surviving sand niggers say "Don't listen brothers; he's lieing!". Then the followers say "oh wait, people can just lie and because they are lieing about magic there's no way for us to tell who has god on speed dial and who is just manipulating us?" And then the problem is solved. Oh wait, it relies on free and rational thought from brainwashed, cancerous, pus-weeping, monstruous flesh wounds. Well just kill them til their ain't none left. /rant
User avatar #332094 to #332092 - princessren (10/30/2014) [-]
I dunno
I am not up to date on everything they do
but aren't they just like....killing infidels and what not...even if it is so extreme I could still wrap my head around why a radical islamist would do it, if they were lead to believe it was God's will.
User avatar #332096 to #332094 - crazyolitis (10/30/2014) [-]
They are using thousands of women as sex slaves, have normal slavery, and commit genocide on the Shia, to name a few.
User avatar #332098 to #332096 - princessren (10/30/2014) [-]
isn't there...like...something about that in the Quran?
I dunno I never read it
User avatar #332100 to #332098 - crazyolitis (10/30/2014) [-]
I heard they are also killing children. But no too sure if that is true, though.
#332101 to #332100 - princessren (10/30/2014) [-]
infidels are infidels no matter the age
I mean like...I don;t agree with any of it
but I don;t see how it is that hard to wrap your mind around someone like that believing it
honestly I think the SJW wanting to kill all men is the one that I can;t wrap my head around...how is the species gonna reproduce if there are no men
User avatar #332093 to #332092 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
So you can understand some dude killing all the people from one ethnicity because "they're the bane of Germany" but you can't understand another dude killing all the people from another religion because "God demands it"? They're just different rooms in Crazy Hotel to me.
User avatar #332097 to #332093 - crazyolitis (10/30/2014) [-]
No, I understand that part. What I don't however, is all of the other stuff, such as taking thousands of women as sex slaves.
User avatar #332106 to #332097 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
That shit's like war 101. Japan did that, the English did that, the Germans did that.
User avatar #332105 to #332097 - christmouth (10/30/2014) [-]
I think that's common in war-zones, and it has happened before.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_Bosnian_War
User avatar #332082 - toonyboogle (10/30/2014) [-]
Girls in my school manage to piss on the toilet seat, not sure how they manage that but they do
I've also seen people leave the bathrooms without washing their hands

Absolutely disgusting
User avatar #332107 to #332082 - fishinyourface (10/30/2014) [-]
they probably squat and miss. But even in that case they should wipe the fucking seat. What I hate to see is unflushed period blood in the fucking toilet. What fucking creature are you that you can't flush the fucking toilet, it's disgusting
#332133 to #332107 - nimba (10/30/2014) [-]
you people are gross
you people are gross
User avatar #332134 to #332133 - fishinyourface (10/30/2014) [-]
some of us can be, and I fucking despise them. flush your shit, the end.
User avatar #332108 to #332107 - toonyboogle (10/30/2014) [-]
Or the occasional blood on the seat, not sure why you'd leave that. This is basic hygiene and common courtesy you people
User avatar #332109 to #332108 - fishinyourface (10/30/2014) [-]
and then idiots have the nerve to claim that women are much more clean and proper than men...
User avatar #332104 to #332082 - masterboll (10/30/2014) [-]
me gusta
#332086 to #332082 - fefe (10/30/2014) [-]
I just piss on my fingers to clean the tips, nothing else touches anything
User avatar #332081 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
I spend like 10 minutes trying to load the new 60 fps videos on youtube on firefox and then notice somebody in the comments say it only works on fucking chrome because google are jews. I don't want to use fucking Chrome just for jewtube damn it.
User avatar #332091 to #332081 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
I have this problem on Chrome in which HD videos get all jittery. Actually, Chrome is a pretty shitty browser. I just use it 'cause it looks pretty.
User avatar #332088 to #332081 - rokkarokkaali (10/30/2014) [-]
I switched to chrome cause of funnyjunk webms not working on safari. No regrets.
User avatar #332089 to #332088 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
I stopped using chrome because flash was ultra shitty on it, plus it feels dirty.
User avatar #332067 - leonhardt (10/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/liberalgaminggurl

And here we have a new autistic shitposter.
I guess "liberalgoddess" didn't get enough attention.
#332132 to #332067 - furiousmarshmellow (10/30/2014) [-]
All these shitposting accounts as a whole.
All these shitposting accounts as a whole.
User avatar #332076 to #332067 - kosmic (10/30/2014) [-]
I keep forgetting that there is a front page on this site. I just keep to the boards.
User avatar #332077 to #332076 - fishinyourface (10/30/2014) [-]
front page has significantly gone down in quality lately. mostly because feminist / gamergate bullshit. inb4 "lel front page always sucks"
User avatar #332071 to #332067 - lobselvith (10/30/2014) [-]
The worst part is, people are still going to fall for it and type of paragraphs of butt tears towards their shitposts.
User avatar #332069 to #332067 - serhiy ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
sometimes I'm convinced liberalgoddes actually means what she says, but then I remember this is funny junk.
User avatar #332066 - silverzepher (10/30/2014) [-]
Fucking Pandora, i like one song and for the next hour i have to thumb down every single song, because apparently liking one song makes me love every one that is just a little different from that one.
User avatar #332111 to #332066 - hauntzor (10/30/2014) [-]
The Genome Project system is pretty fucked up anyway IMO. It needs a lot of improvement and more variation.
User avatar #332141 to #332111 - silverzepher (10/30/2014) [-]
i was listen to a comedy music station and liked one electronica song and it then decided to pay every electronics song.
User avatar #332065 - thegrohltroll (10/30/2014) [-]
And the prize for most retarded shit of the week goes to my teachers who apparently are annoyed by "how much we ask questions and how we're unsure of our work when handing it in"
Bitch this is our first official year of studying our profession, you gave us a shitload of equipment that we had no fucking idea how it worked or what it's for, and it's been only a month since we started and you tell me that we need to be a 100% confident with our work?
If you're annoyed by questions -serious ones- you shouldn't have become a fucking teacher.
User avatar #332075 to #332065 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
>How do I do this thing?
>With this button!
>I don't have this feature in word, how would I do this manually?
>By using that button you just said doesn't exist!
>I don't have that button though.
>Just follow those instructions above!

For fucks sake.
User avatar #332113 to #332075 - thegrohltroll (10/30/2014) [-]
Working on word as we speak, shit's tight yo
User avatar #332068 to #332065 - tvfreakuk (10/30/2014) [-]
What are you studying?
I kind of felt like that when I first starting film in university - they at least helped us learn certain equipment
But for the most part, they tell us what to do with it, but not why.
I still have no fucking clue why I have to record audio at 24bit and 48kHz; all I ever get when I ask is a bunch of specific stuff that you have to already have an understanding of to understand further

The first time I've ever made any sense of how my camera work was from this guy on YouTube who put up these videos explaining the absolute basics of how the sensor works and what f-stops are and HOW they work and WHY they do what they do. Something my lecturers keep failing to do.
User avatar #332070 to #332068 - thegrohltroll (10/30/2014) [-]
Dentistry.
Professors are fucked up, they think just because something is apparent to them it should be so for us aswell.
#332073 to #332070 - tvfreakuk (10/30/2014) [-]
Holy fuck,   
I could kind of understand a little in my class the way the teacher's don't explain much - but you're wanting to work in people's mouths and on their teeth and stuff; of course you're wanting to be sure everything is okay and get approval on certain things, you don't want to royally fuck up someone's teeth
Holy fuck,
I could kind of understand a little in my class the way the teacher's don't explain much - but you're wanting to work in people's mouths and on their teeth and stuff; of course you're wanting to be sure everything is okay and get approval on certain things, you don't want to royally fuck up someone's teeth
User avatar #332074 to #332073 - thegrohltroll (10/30/2014) [-]
They ask you to be a perfectionnist yet they get mad when you ask questions. But it's okay I don't want to complain any more.
Goodluck man
User avatar #332059 - Randomguynoob (10/30/2014) [-]
my brother is a stupidass faggot he never flushes the toilet and he doesn't washes his hands what a disgusting faggot.
User avatar #332064 to #332059 - ZenMacros (10/30/2014) [-]
In the last couple months my granddad has been leaving a bit of a skidmark on the back part of the toilet seat almost every day. It's nasty and I want it to stop, but approaching him about it would be awkward as fuck.
User avatar #332062 to #332059 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
Kill him. Like, fucking Christ. He touches your fridge with those hands.
User avatar #332063 to #332062 - Randomguynoob (10/30/2014) [-]
really for leaving a log in the toilet? he licks it off his hands besides washing them off
#332050 - princessren (10/30/2014) [-]
>show extreme cheapskates             
>lady goes to peoples homes whose relatives recently died and asks if she can have their clothes    
the guy seemed pretty helpful in the end, but that's kinda messed up
>show extreme cheapskates
>lady goes to peoples homes whose relatives recently died and asks if she can have their clothes
the guy seemed pretty helpful in the end, but that's kinda messed up
User avatar #332054 to #332050 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
You could be friends with, like, a million ghosts though.
User avatar #332055 to #332054 - princessren (10/30/2014) [-]
that would be pretty neat
like their spirits are connected to their clothing, so you have a traveling companion when you leave the house
kinda reminds me of a manga I read when I was in middle school
#332058 to #332055 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
Middle school weebs are the worst.
User avatar #332060 to #332058 - princessren (10/30/2014) [-]
I wasn't a weeb...oh god...I was ;-;
well not really, but I would watch the funamation channel alot because we had it back then
and I would occasionally read manga like whatever that one I just mentioned was because my sister bought it, or fruits basket
User avatar #332083 to #332060 - megavoir (10/30/2014) [-]
fruits basket is the first shoujo i watched, thats my shit
User avatar #332061 to #332060 - thebestpieever (10/30/2014) [-]
If there is one weeb pearl of wisdom I have absorbed from my sister is that "subs > dubs". But I guess it's good you don't know it; it means you can be saved.
#332049 - furiousmarshmellow (10/30/2014) [-]
So, I was looking at all the achievements for the Weapon DLCs to get the attachments.   
   
How good do they think I fucking am at this game?
So, I was looking at all the achievements for the Weapon DLCs to get the attachments.

How good do they think I fucking am at this game?
User avatar #332080 to #332049 - alexanderburns (10/30/2014) [-]
cs pls go
#332128 to #332080 - furiousmarshmellow (10/30/2014) [-]
Should have mentioned it was for Payday 2.   
   
I feel stupid.
Should have mentioned it was for Payday 2.

I feel stupid.
User avatar #332228 to #332128 - puggerugger (10/31/2014) [-]
most of them are dumb and grindy
"kill 666 enemies with the interceptor pistol"
"trade seven hostages with this mask"
"kill 6 skulldozers using ONLY the golden ak"
"kill 50 shield enemies by shooting through their shield with AP slugs"
and worst of all "do this mission while all of your crew is using a different mask from this set"
#332232 to #332228 - furiousmarshmellow (10/31/2014) [-]
"Perform 10 kills with a sniper rifle while ziplining."
"Perform 10 kills with a sniper rifle while ziplining."
#332030 - plumpbooty (10/30/2014) [-]
why is
funnyjunk such
a memefest worse than 9gag
ugh
User avatar #332053 to #332030 - squalllionhart (10/30/2014) [-]
ur just mad cuz u can't meme as good as us
User avatar #332240 to #332053 - plumpbooty (10/31/2014) [-]
bitch muh memes be danker than ur mum lying limp on the sidewalk
User avatar #332036 to #332030 - shibe ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
becuz we're all meming so hard being super ironic
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