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User avatar #281095 - IamKingNothing (06/22/2014) [-]
Bought food and a drink, been eating healthy for about 2 months so i bought a dr. pepper and a some delicious ass chinese food, i go upstairs to shower and when i get back downstairs all my food has gone and my drink has gone, like wtf kill yourselves you sacks of shits.
User avatar #281098 to #281096 - rokkarokkaali (06/22/2014) [-]
he has a very bad case of ants
User avatar #281097 to #281096 - IamKingNothing (06/22/2014) [-]
Some fucker in my house ate the food i have been craving for, for the past 2 months.
#281103 to #281097 - bladeboy (06/22/2014) [-]
It's god telling you to keep healthy. You can do it.
It's god telling you to keep healthy. You can do it.
User avatar #281265 to #281103 - IamKingNothing (06/22/2014) [-]
God needs to get fucked :'(
User avatar #281093 - Decode ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Someone posted ponies and are getting thumbed down? Time to post an equally autistic warhammer 40k picture with a pony being killed, yeah that'll show em' and get me 200+ green thumbs!


User avatar #281280 to #281093 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Some gifs are pretty well made, so I enjoy them on that level.
User avatar #281284 to #281280 - Decode ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I can appreciate that, the good quality of the gifs, but that's it. I'm just stating that it's not exactly showing you're "cool" because you post space marines ripping up ponies, it just makes me group you in with them, if you post warhammer 40k in response to a pony picture or comment, you are just as cancerous/autistic. Yet its always the same, pony gets down voted, space marine ripping up pony get 100+ green thumbs. IMO they should both be thumbed down to oblivion.
User avatar #281285 to #281284 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think both are equally annoying -I mean, I used to enjoy ponies but even back then there were too many of them everywhere- and uncalled for most of the time, but I do get a kick out of the better gifs.
User avatar #281286 to #281285 - Decode ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I mean, I'm not a brony myself, never will be, I don't see the appeal in a children's show that's specifically targeted towards young girls, but I don't judge so long as you don't show it in my face. If you wanna watch MLP, fine, great, do what you like, I'm all for doing what makes YOU happy, but when they start being posted outside of pony-time, or are used as reaction pictures where they usually never make sense or relate to the topic at hand, that's when I find it really fucking irritating.
User avatar #281290 to #281286 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. I agree. Like, sometimes they're just usual reaction pictures and that's fine, and even some content's fine as well. But it did get out of hand for a while. And even now, there's the odd person that sees like, an apple in some content and tries to start an Applejack thread or whatever. And that's just way out of line. The same kind of thing happened with Doctor Who for a while.
User avatar #281292 to #281290 - Decode ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yea I guess it could be called the same with any annoying fandom. However, the MLP and their "Rivals" Space Marines that have to show up every-fucking-time just brings it to my number one shit list. I'm glad we see eye to eye on this, this is a fantastic conversation. +1 for all your comments in this thread m8.
#281176 to #281093 - thechosentroll (06/22/2014) [-]
The one with the speehs mareehn slamming one and chainswording it or the one with the dreadnaught ripping one in half?
User avatar #281179 to #281176 - Decode ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
the most recent one being the space marine cutting the pony in half or something
User avatar #281178 to #281176 - Decode ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
all of them
User avatar #281085 - akl (06/22/2014) [-]
www.surveymonkey.com/s/L5D2WQF
Demographics and shit because i'm curious
User avatar #281270 to #281085 - freedomreturns ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I didn't get to vote in time
User avatar #281118 to #281114 - teoragnar (06/22/2014) [-]
There's someone who's younger than 12?
User avatar #281121 to #281118 - akl (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't think that was legit
#281071 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/22/2014) [-]
mfw reading this shit
User avatar #281092 to #281071 - teoberry (06/22/2014) [-]
We get it johnny
User avatar #281083 to #281071 - misticalz (06/22/2014) [-]
u become a fat texan?
User avatar #281059 - akl (06/21/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link
I never realized it, but loudly screaming is totally the way to fight bigotry!
User avatar #281106 to #281059 - bladeboy (06/22/2014) [-]
Those grunting noises he makes
User avatar #281065 to #281059 - volero (06/21/2014) [-]
If you scream louder than the person you're arguing with, you win by default.
That's common knowledge.
User avatar #281054 - crazyolitis (06/21/2014) [-]
"He's nice when you know him" basically means "He's a dick but you get used to it."
User avatar #281068 to #281054 - turkeylegleg (06/22/2014) [-]
"if you spend long enough around this guy, he'll eventually warm up to you and say something non-dickwadish"
#281049 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/noqNB behold glory for all the board to read.

pure autism, brought to you by the stars that played in the movie /hating/
User avatar #282007 to #281049 - teoyuppie (06/23/2014) [-]
Now, I know I stated a few weeks ago that wouldn't post on hating. But this is a big exception and my LAST POST on Hating and most likely FJ. But this is more gay than Elton John and George Micheal giving oral sex to the Village people at a San Francisco Gay Pride Parade. I laugh at their misfortune. They should find real relationships and not roleplay on this site or on the the internet in general.
User avatar #282021 to #282007 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
eat shit
User avatar #281586 to #281049 - fukkenbisharp (06/22/2014) [-]
goddamn what fags
User avatar #281281 to #281049 - thesoulless (06/22/2014) [-]
You should have posted a copy with everyone else's comments as well.
User avatar #281350 to #281281 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/22/2014) [-]
I didn't take it.
User avatar #281082 to #281049 - teoragnar (06/22/2014) [-]
Doing something like this on funnyjunk really deserves all the mockery it gets.
User avatar #281080 to #281049 - rokkarokkaali (06/22/2014) [-]
"are you gay tho"
-fuzzypickles 2014
User avatar #281366 to #281080 - fuzzypickles (06/22/2014) [-]
when did i say this lmao i forgot
User avatar #281086 to #281080 - asdefea (06/22/2014) [-]
Twinning
User avatar #281088 to #281087 - asdefea (06/22/2014) [-]
I wore it better anyways
User avatar #281089 to #281088 - rokkarokkaali (06/22/2014) [-]
your picture is cropped though
User avatar #281090 to #281089 - asdefea (06/22/2014) [-]
Fuck you uncropped swine
User avatar #281081 to #281080 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/22/2014) [-]
XD i died at that part, really
User avatar #281079 to #281049 - roliga (06/22/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasnt saving this
#281100 to #281079 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2014) [-]
u fappin to it later or summin?
User avatar #281074 to #281049 - cleverguy (06/22/2014) [-]
oh god the cringe
User avatar #281072 to #281049 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I have absolutely no doubt you are all in high school or younger any more.
User avatar #281091 to #281072 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
It's hilarious though.
User avatar #281122 to #281091 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
It's the most basic thing. You have to imagine this shit happening. It's like a kid getting scared because he discovered his parents having sex or laughing at the word fuck.
User avatar #281124 to #281122 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Lol, what?

I'm simply implying that sexual roleplaying on a funny website with a tranny is not normal.
User avatar #281581 to #281124 - fukkenbisharp (06/22/2014) [-]
not even a tranny, just a guy that thinks hes a girl
User avatar #281159 to #281124 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
There's porn on this site, there's conspiracy theorists on this site, there's a sweede trying to get people to pay him attention by acting like a different stupid faggot every six days, there's random tossers like me. These two people are in a relationship, how do you not imagine this kind of shit is happening all the time?
#281235 to #281159 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2014) [-]
OI I'M A RANDOM TOSSER, M8
R U STARTIN? DON'T BE STARTIN
User avatar #281240 to #281235 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
DONT B FUCKN STARTIN M80 ILL RECK U I SWER ON ME MUM
User avatar #281168 to #281159 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yes, there is plenty of weird shit on this site. But extreme political beliefs and egoistic maniacs are still not as strange, sad, or funny as public tranny weeaboo cybering on profiles. Strangely enough... You always seem to white knight for Ren.
User avatar #281217 to #281168 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
>weaboo
>white knight
Talk about intelligent discourse.
User avatar #281220 to #281217 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, ad hominems. So predictable.

Took long enough.
User avatar #281221 to #281220 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Not really. I just don't think using le meme insults that barely have a definition at this point because the internet goes through these words and degenerates them at light speed is in any way indicative of a well built statement.
User avatar #281227 to #281221 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
They fit the description. And you seem to be doing that as well. Keeping it simple and not complicating things is what I do. And most would too if they weren't retarded.

But enough of that, you're just attempting to blow it off. You've always seemed to have a thing for that tranny.
User avatar #281233 to #281227 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh yes. I want in her trapped pants. And Amber's pants. And Shibe's pants. Who else's that lives thousands of miles away's pants do I want in on?
User avatar #281236 to #281233 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hmm.. strangely enough, you were claiming that these "relationships" were not uncommon on the net earlier. Now you're trying to fall back on the logic that it is abnormal to protect yourself.

And I'm not the only one that realized it.
User avatar #281239 to #281236 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I guess I've not made my position clear on that. If people are idealistic enough -and give a shit enough- so as to follow through with that then it's fine, and I accept it. I, however, will not go through with that because I consider them pointless and doomed to failure -moreso than normal, I mean. Plus I can't be arsed to be with someone that won't so much deny to deliver the goods, as much as she's physically incapable of delivering the goods -I need to stop listening to that song. Kind of like religion. I think it's dumb, and pointless, and won't do it. But hey, if that's your deal then that's your deal and I think it's good you care for it.
User avatar #281243 to #281239 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
What do you mean "deliver the goods"?

And surely if you think they're bound to fail, then how come you're against people making fun of them? In a way, it helps people learn that they are pointless.
User avatar #281246 to #281243 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
You know what I mean by delivering the goods. Am I not a sexual deviant in your eyes?

And I mean, I think they're doomed to failure more -but not by much- than usual relationships. However, most normal relationships will also end in failure and I won't make fun of people in those just because statistically it's not gonna work out.
User avatar #281247 to #281246 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Lol, you mean stripping on camera? Bad idea. I've already humiliated various people who do that.

I think the vast majority of them fail. Unless they find a way to see each other in real life. In the way most "normal" relationships fail because one of them is a dumbass or maybe both.
User avatar #281251 to #281247 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Actually I pulled the number out of my ass because I couldn't be bothered remembering. Apparently, though, online relationships will blow normal ones out of the water. One in five ends in marriage and more than 90% make it to a second date.
www.nydailynews.com/news/money/study-online-dating-good-meet-true-love-article-1.389265
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/02/050218125144.htm
User avatar #281260 to #281251 - aoeui (06/22/2014) [-]
>Online relationships through a dating site
>very different from having eSex on funnyjunk
User avatar #281271 to #281260 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Not really. The dating site matched them up, but they are in the end, the deciding factor on whether or not their relationships work. Ergo, it's the human factor. The principle of meeting someone online and hitting it off it's the same principle. Yes, the people in these sites are older -I don't know if more desperate, however. Ergo, it is more likely they'll end up together. However, that doesn't disqualify people that are younger in the same kind of relationship. Is it likely they'll break up? Yes. Just like how most relationships in high school will most likely end. That doesn't make it any more inherently flawed -or not- than any other relationship.
User avatar #281580 to #281271 - aoeui (06/22/2014) [-]
So you're saying they're in principle the same thing? But then in practice they're vastly different. It's like comparing a one night stand to getting married.
User avatar #281263 to #281260 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Not really. It's the same principle, just different people. Just like how two people in their mid 20's have more likelihood of ending together than secondary school swethearts. That doesn't mean the relationship is any less valid.
User avatar #281666 to #281263 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Kids/teenagers are also more hormonal and emotionally immature. And most of them that get internet relationships are usually those who are inexperienced with them in real life. Those are factors which usually lead to the downfall of the relationship. As for dating sites, they're usually adults who are more mature and have jobs to support themselves and don't need permission from anyone to go meet up with the person they're dating. Teenagers usually don't since they live with their parents and usually the parents would find it strange if their kid is talking to someone romantically with someone from another part of the country (or stranger, if the person is from the other side of the world). So most likely, they'll not accept it. Though, I have seen a case where they did let it happen but the relationship still fell apart.
User avatar #281268 to #281263 - aoeui (06/22/2014) [-]
No it does though. People who are matched based on how well the dating site thinks they'll get along is a completely different case altogether. In addition, the people who SIGN UP for dating sites are more desperate already. Many are older. All these factors into account, and it's nothing like what you mentioned.
User avatar #281258 to #281251 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hmmm... I think they may be talking about ones from dating sites. I seriously doubt teenagers on sites like this would end up married. I've seen hundreds of them since I came back in 09, and just about all of them have failed.
User avatar #281248 to #281247 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
No, I mean physical contact. Ergo, not something that's possible in an internet relationship.
And they're not failures by a lot, they fail only 15% more than regular relationships. So I think it's a legitimate way of finding a partner, if a bothersome one and one I wouldn't pursue myself.
User avatar #281073 to #281072 - akl (06/22/2014) [-]
Honestly is anybody on this board older than like 19
User avatar #281076 to #281073 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Leonhardt, Roliga is probably younger than he says but he is at least 20, and then there's me.
User avatar #281134 to #281076 - ferrettamer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
lobster velvet is 19, or at least turning 19
User avatar #281078 to #281076 - roliga (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm 22
User avatar #281104 to #281078 - asdefea (06/22/2014) [-]
lol you're probably the oldest person on this site
User avatar #281157 to #281104 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I just don't fucking exist, do I?
User avatar #281077 to #281076 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And who knows who else.
User avatar #281094 to #281077 - teoberry (06/22/2014) [-]
freedomreturns and teoyuppie </3
User avatar #281272 to #281094 - freedomreturns ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Bout to be 20 in 6 days.
User avatar #281277 to #281272 - teoberry (06/22/2014) [-]
Mah nigga! Happy birthday in advance because i suck with remembering shit
User avatar #281120 to #281094 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yuppie's 16, nigga. At most.
User avatar #281126 to #281120 - teoberry (06/22/2014) [-]
*no caplocks lol

i've seen his fb
User avatar #281075 to #281073 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I'll be 20 on the 2nd.
User avatar #281066 to #281049 - ferrettamer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
You forgot to hide when fuzzypickles asked ren "are you gay tho"
User avatar #281067 to #281066 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/22/2014) [-]
i didnt take the pics
User avatar #281070 to #281067 - ferrettamer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I thought his comment was funny still doe
User avatar #281365 to #281070 - fuzzypickles (06/22/2014) [-]
a doe a deer a female deer
User avatar #281063 to #281049 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
is that a pic of u ?
#281041 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
oh my god dumerveil is such a bitch XD
User avatar #281057 to #281041 - ferrettamer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Literally nobody, that is normal, cares
User avatar #281149 to #281057 - nefarian (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't care about dumerveil nor princessren, but the album is hilarious to read.
User avatar #281056 to #281041 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
lol we know already kid
why are you so mad that people are fucking online lmao
this was in January and we already went through this.
User avatar #281058 to #281056 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
obviously not everyone did dumbass, think of equality for once asshole
#281062 to #281058 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
lulzfornigeriagirl - &quot;think of equality for once asshole&quot;   
I'm done
lulzfornigeriagirl - "think of equality for once asshole"
I'm done
#281051 to #281041 - Conquistador ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Lol, the faggots.
User avatar #281050 to #281041 - aoeui (06/21/2014) [-]
Courtesy of dalokan
#281048 to #281041 - volero (06/21/2014) [-]
Why would they do this where everyone could see?
User avatar #281043 to #281041 - akl (06/21/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #281042 to #281041 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
what's happening i don't get it
User avatar #281044 to #281042 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
one of my friends should be working on imgur so it will be up for everyone to see.
User avatar #281045 to #281044 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
what are you talking about here
User avatar #281046 to #281045 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
dumerveil + princess ren = release emotions n talk dirty to eachother
User avatar #281047 to #281046 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
aw cute
it's like a couple
their couple name could be
princessviel
or dumeren
User avatar #281060 to #281047 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
dumeren sounds like a pokemon and princessveil sounds like a place
User avatar #281039 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
the flaming lips yoshimi battles the pink robots part 1 These people were playing live not long ago and I missed it.
User avatar #281084 to #281039 - rokkarokkaali (06/22/2014) [-]
I really liked these guys before. I wanna get back into them but now I can't. Shit sucks.
#281037 - ruggerpugger (06/21/2014) [-]
People who drive down a quiet street blaring their music just to annoy everyone can go fuck themselves.
User avatar #281201 to #281037 - Decode ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
There's a dude a couple houses down that whenever he wants someone to come out of the house, fucking honks his loud ass horn as many times as possible. Even worst, he does it between 7-9 in the morning.

I want to break his fucking car.
User avatar #281031 - jadewest (06/21/2014) [-]
I hate how theres this one guy on my soccer team who a) doesn't pass the fucking ball, b) can't use his left foot and c) tries to fucking bicycle kick a goal

we still win our matches, but it doesn't make it easy
User avatar #281202 to #281031 - Decode ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Back when I played soccer, the last time I was with (and the whole reason I quit) My entire team, I shit you not, (with the exception of me and my friend who was the goalie) the entire team was full of arrogant assholes who thought they were so pro they would NEVER pass the ball. The moment they got it, they tried to score all on there own, but of course they always got their ass handed to them. We won the first game of the season by luck, it was the shittiest team in the league, and they got a huge ego boost. Spent the entire season playing with a team of lone wolves, we fucking lost every single game after the first one because of those pricks.
User avatar #281036 to #281031 - volero (06/21/2014) [-]
I remember when I played basketball, there was this one guy who would almost always shoot the ball the instant it touched his hands. And 3/4 of the time he would miss.
People tried to avoid passing him the ball.
User avatar #281022 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
I want to listen to Greenday but my ex really liked them and it reminds me of her and I don't really miss her but it just feels kind of sad.
Especially since the song says "Amy don't you go" and her name was Amy.
Awkwarrdd
User avatar #281023 to #281022 - asdefea (06/21/2014) [-]
you should thank her
User avatar #281024 to #281023 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
for what?
showing me Greenday?
User avatar #281027 to #281024 - asdefea (06/21/2014) [-]
For keeping you from listening to greenday
User avatar #281028 to #281027 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
but I like them ((
User avatar #281034 to #281028 - asdefea (06/21/2014) [-]
But you don't anymore )))))
User avatar #281006 - akl (06/21/2014) [-]
"You'll grow into it"
Fuck anybody and everybody that says that shit. I still have clothes that I got 3 years ago that are too big. In fact, a majority of my clothes are at least a full size too big. It's really discouraging too because I'm trying to lose weight and I don't want to be wearing baggy shit all the time.
User avatar #281013 to #281006 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
"You'll grow into it"
"I've got dwarfism you cunt"
User avatar #280999 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
WTF Happened? Why is there talk about fucking trannys here?
User avatar #281004 to #280999 - jadewest (06/21/2014) [-]
I thought that was yesterday
User avatar #281003 to #280999 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
nevermind nevermind, it happened in January.
#281008 to #281003 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH I got like 20 of these, this is wonderful. Fucking amzing
:' )
I'm laughin too hard.
User avatar #281017 to #281008 - teoberry (06/21/2014) [-]
oh my god yes i was looking for this
link
User avatar #281052 to #281017 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
there's a link on hating for it now
User avatar #281018 to #281017 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
got skype, i dont know how to send files any other way? jadewest
User avatar #281019 to #281018 - jadewest (06/21/2014) [-]
I'll pm it
User avatar #281020 to #281019 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
just add me, giantmicroscopicmidget is the name
User avatar #281032 to #281021 - teoberry (06/21/2014) [-]
jade come thru post images on my profile or something
User avatar #281035 to #281032 - jadewest (06/21/2014) [-]
I'll post them after my match
User avatar #281014 to #281008 - dalokan ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
nevr 4get
User avatar #281009 to #281008 - jadewest (06/21/2014) [-]
wait what the fuck
User avatar #281015 to #281009 - lulzfornigeriagirl (06/21/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
User avatar #281016 to #281015 - jadewest (06/21/2014) [-]
was this on hating board or else where because i need to see this
User avatar #281038 to #280993 - volero (06/21/2014) [-]
As legit as the 4Chin meme arrow stories.
User avatar #281040 to #281038 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
>be me
>be 15
>totally not still 15 or anything ahahaha i'm like 19
>got drunk at party
>slept with hottest girl
>she shat all over the place
>robots
>fucking robots
>shat all over a flaming bible
>jesus called me over
>he shat on me
>dry humped a tree
>shat on it
>lol
#280992 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
i really hate how my family keeps threatening to kick me out of the house, Mom even threatened to call the goddamn police on me...even though I'm the fucking one who has been busting my ass all goddamn month and putting up with their fucking insults literally all fucking month...Basically i've been their fucking servant all fucking month while they've been healing from their broken leg (My grandmother) and their gall bladder surgery and stomach sleeve surgery (My mother). and then my dad (who has literally never fucking been there for me at all) has the fucking nerve to basically call me a worthless fuck over the phone.   
   
I mean I'm fucking 20...Literally the only fucking reason I'm still here is BECAUSE these people keep getting sick.  And thank fuck my grandfather's in a nursing home, because I'm literally the only one busting my fucking ass.
i really hate how my family keeps threatening to kick me out of the house, Mom even threatened to call the goddamn police on me...even though I'm the fucking one who has been busting my ass all goddamn month and putting up with their fucking insults literally all fucking month...Basically i've been their fucking servant all fucking month while they've been healing from their broken leg (My grandmother) and their gall bladder surgery and stomach sleeve surgery (My mother). and then my dad (who has literally never fucking been there for me at all) has the fucking nerve to basically call me a worthless fuck over the phone.

I mean I'm fucking 20...Literally the only fucking reason I'm still here is BECAUSE these people keep getting sick. And thank fuck my grandfather's in a nursing home, because I'm literally the only one busting my fucking ass.
User avatar #280995 to #280992 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
don't tell them when you feel ready to move out
just wait for them to insult you then walk out
it will be so funny i promise
also I hope it gets better for you.
User avatar #281000 to #280995 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
oh I plan on doing something like that.
User avatar #281001 to #281000 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
also do some backflips
User avatar #281002 to #281001 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
can't jump that high.
User avatar #281005 to #281002 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
lie down on the floor and do the thing where you walk in a circle
User avatar #281012 to #281005 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
that's...possible.
#281069 to #281012 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2014) [-]
if this animation of it happening doesn't prove you wrong I don't know what will
if this animation of it happening doesn't prove you wrong I don't know what will
User avatar #281099 to #281069 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
wait what?
#280990 - confusedasian (06/21/2014) [-]
You can't come up with an argument to save yourself, so you resort to making fun of my race. You sure got me there.
User avatar #281303 to #280990 - majormayor ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
#280996 to #280990 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
"He killed 3 million people"
"Fuck off, squinty eyes"
User avatar #281010 to #280996 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
He killed like 13 million lol
User avatar #281011 to #281010 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
Jews aren't people.
just kidding I love jews
#280983 - Womens Study Major (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #280989 to #280983 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
now is the time to yiff
User avatar #280988 to #280983 - aoeui (06/21/2014) [-]
alexanderburns
User avatar #280987 to #280983 - jadewest (06/21/2014) [-]
dear god no
User avatar #280982 - freedomreturns ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
So my girlfriend bragged about how good my burgers were.
And now everyone wants me to make them some.
And I really don't want to.
User avatar #280994 to #280982 - teoberry (06/21/2014) [-]
make me some jimmay
User avatar #280991 to #280982 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
#firstworldproblems
User avatar #281025 to #280991 - freedomreturns ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
We can't all be 3rd world commies like you.
User avatar #281026 to #281025 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
Scotland is THAT third world
we got gravity last week.
User avatar #281030 to #281026 - freedomreturns ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You're just mad because the only thing to eat is haggis, and nobody can understand what you're saying.
User avatar #281033 to #281030 - finblob (06/21/2014) [-]
haggis is disgusting
kilts are itchy and breezy
I only know a few gingers

User avatar #280986 to #280984 - freedomreturns ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Freedom isn't free.
I know what that means now.
User avatar #280981 - asdefea (06/21/2014) [-]
I fucking hate it when people mention people on private accounts
fuck you majormayor what did you even say
User avatar #281288 to #280981 - majormayor ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I asked if rokkarokkaali was mocking you.
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