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User avatar #235927 - teoyeezy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
how my friend kinda makes illnesses up about him.
for his self portrait he decided to base it off of his bipolar disorder, and ive known the dude for years and he has never been bipolar. he says he has insomnia like bruh you just stay up late

dude coughed said he had asthma my nigga you smoke weed twice a weekend you don't have asthma you have ashy ass lungs
User avatar #235923 - theassmancometh (03/30/2014) [-]
Flatizza™

Fuck you its pizza.
User avatar #235935 to #235923 - ferrettamer ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Is that like a godzilla sized pizza?
User avatar #235941 to #235935 - theassmancometh (03/30/2014) [-]
No its flatbread pizza. Flat bread+pizza= flatizza. Subway made up a cute name, trademarked it and are now marketing it as "our latest invention". The commercials and signs are everywhere. Pisses me off for some reason.
User avatar #235931 to #235923 - tikitaco (03/30/2014) [-]
Calling it Flatizza makes it sound different from the pizza sub that they also have on their menu, as well as easier to order.
User avatar #235933 to #235931 - theassmancometh (03/30/2014) [-]
That's a good point. The Mexicans always get confused when I'm ordering a sandwich there.
User avatar #235936 to #235917 - ferrettamer ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
It's funny because gay people don't like vagina
User avatar #235921 to #235920 - burnswhenipee (03/30/2014) [-]
Haha me and my girlfriend laughed at that
(Im a male)
User avatar #235922 to #235921 - dumerveil (03/30/2014) [-]
I guess he thought it was pertinent information because the post was about vagina?
User avatar #235918 to #235917 - foreveranonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
ohmygodwhothehellcares.gif
User avatar #235900 - shibe (03/30/2014) [-]
i hate having asthma


i actually went outside to play some catch with my friend while we talked and like in less than 3 minutes my asthma started acting up really badly and it just made the whole thing not fun

inb4 "ur so natural atheltic"
User avatar #235914 to #235900 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
naturally asthmatic
#235912 to #235900 - saltyfries ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I know this feel, I went for a walk one day when it was like close to 50*F (nice weather for Wisconsin) and my lungs acted up, I've been through more inhalers this winter than any other!  Fucking sucks having asthma!  Especially when most of it is allergy induced!  I hate that shit...
I know this feel, I went for a walk one day when it was like close to 50*F (nice weather for Wisconsin) and my lungs acted up, I've been through more inhalers this winter than any other! Fucking sucks having asthma! Especially when most of it is allergy induced! I hate that shit...
User avatar #235908 to #235900 - dalokan (03/30/2014) [-]
Doesn't asthma only act up if you get agitated?
User avatar #235913 to #235908 - shibe (03/30/2014) [-]
its something with allergies idk
User avatar #235902 to #235900 - dumerveil (03/30/2014) [-]
Do you have an inhaler?
User avatar #235903 to #235902 - shibe (03/30/2014) [-]
basically useless for me, inhalers don't do shit unless it's like an emergency inhaler


I have to use a nebulizer and that shit sucks because i have sit there and breath in smoke or something
#235897 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
how often fj recycles reaction pics
like fuck
take 2 seconds and make something for once
#235906 to #235897 - fedegon ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Make something original, it gets downthumbed, "ya tyin ta be funny boy?", see overused image posted, with literally over 100 thumbs.
Shit, I wouldn't even be mad if it wasn't such an overused image always.
#235889 - freedomreturns (03/30/2014) [-]
My nephew got off brand Lego.
They don't fucking fit together, and they're missing pieces.
An hour of furiously shoving parts together in vain.
Like having sex with only half a chub.
User avatar #235926 to #235889 - teoberry (03/30/2014) [-]
My parents once bought my brother megabloks on accident and they've been feeling his wrath about it ever since, even though it happened like 12 years ago
User avatar #235858 - leonhardt (03/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/untitled/funny-pictures/5075669/

Wow, that's SUCH an unpopular opinion! You're going to offend SO MANY people!
#235901 to #235858 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
Did you not see what was posted recently here
User avatar #235870 to #235858 - dumerveil (03/30/2014) [-]
I imagine if it was an unpopular opinion, someone would post it here calling him edgy.
Guess you can't win on this site sometimes.
User avatar #235861 to #235858 - MrMouz (03/30/2014) [-]
To be fair, his old shit was funny.
User avatar #235866 to #235861 - leonhardt (03/30/2014) [-]
Happy Wheels still gets a giggle out of me.
But the horror shit is fucking stupid.
User avatar #235871 to #235866 - MrMouz (03/30/2014) [-]
Not all the old horror.
Dead Space 2 is a good example.
User avatar #235846 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
When things only play out of one earbud/one side of a headset.
It's fine in music if it's not super excessive, but otherwise it just gives me a head ache
User avatar #235915 to #235846 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
>hating the beauty of surround sound effects
User avatar #235916 to #235915 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Not when it's 100% in one ear.
User avatar #235851 to #235846 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Also, I hate how my computer can't fucking handle me having this, cookie clicker, youtube, and facebook open but can play CS:S no fuckin' lag at all
User avatar #235877 to #235851 - misticalz ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
switch to firefox, takes up less power
#235880 to #235877 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
jokes on you
#235904 to #235880 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
I ejaculate onto your bone-white body
#235905 to #235904 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Thanks, I guess.
#235907 to #235905 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
Boredom and alcohol is a dangerous mix.
#235909 to #235907 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah.   
Yeah it is.
Yeah.
Yeah it is.
#235911 to #235910 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #235890 to #235880 - dumerveil (03/30/2014) [-]
>Rosario Vampire
You're just doing this to make me mad, now.
User avatar #235891 to #235890 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I heard the manga was good, don't get me wrong, I didn't like the anime a single bit.
User avatar #235895 to #235891 - dumerveil (03/30/2014) [-]
Wow, I'm a moron. I didn't see "read".
Yeah the manga is cool.
User avatar #235896 to #235895 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Assuming makes an ass out of you and me.
:arrogant
User avatar #235886 to #235880 - misticalz ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
how is that a joke on me
User avatar #235888 to #235886 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
idk
#235839 - chewiewhatawookie (03/29/2014) [-]
Thumbs. Thumbs are fucking stupid. Instead of coming up with an argument, butthurt people just thumb you down. Then, your post looks bad, so all the simple minded bandwagon hoppers thumb you down as well. Fuck, man. There's gotta be another site.
Thumbs. Thumbs are fucking stupid. Instead of coming up with an argument, butthurt people just thumb you down. Then, your post looks bad, so all the simple minded bandwagon hoppers thumb you down as well. Fuck, man. There's gotta be another site.
User avatar #235859 to #235839 - leonhardt (03/30/2014) [-]
I think it's hilarious that people just blame the bandwagon, and can't possibly consider that their post is actually stupid or bad.
User avatar #235865 to #235859 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
Even if it is. Thums are dumb.
User avatar #235869 to #235865 - leonhardt (03/30/2014) [-]
Not really. It's a way of (what used to be) anonymously showing support or distaste for a post.

Stupid shit gets thumbed down, popular shit gets thumbed up.
User avatar #235879 to #235869 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
Nowadays stupid shit get's thumbed up. I just wish there were no thumbs at all. Even if at times shit gets rightfully thumbed down, you can't deny the fact that bandwagon hopping is a real problem.
User avatar #235898 to #235879 - leonhardt (03/30/2014) [-]
It really isn't.
If you're worried about the "bandwagon" finding your post and wrecking it, then don't post it.
User avatar #235899 to #235898 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
I'll post whatever I damn well please.
User avatar #235845 to #235839 - thechosentroll (03/30/2014) [-]
Reminds me of the time I got 2800 red thumbs in a single day because of a joke that backfired horribly. Bandwagon thumbing's bad, m'kay.
User avatar #235894 to #235878 - dumerveil (03/30/2014) [-]
Holy shit how did that content receive any thumbs?
"If you don't understand this decade old reference then you can't date my daughters!"
Even if it's a joke it's a bad one.
User avatar #235924 to #235894 - teoberry (03/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Especially because those games would be ancient to them, and it wouldn't be surprising if they didn't know about it. It's like asking me about, say, DOOM or Wolfenstein. I've heard of them but I shouldn't be expected to know everything there is to know about them/
User avatar #235849 to #235845 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I think I remember that.
Got a link?
User avatar #235852 to #235849 - thechosentroll (03/30/2014) [-]
That shit was nearly a year ago. No, I don't have a link.
User avatar #235855 to #235852 - megavoir ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, it would've been my other account then.
User avatar #235848 to #235845 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
Gawd, I miss 4chan.
User avatar #235856 to #235853 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
I miss 4chan. It's, uh, right there in plain text.
User avatar #235857 to #235856 - thechosentroll (03/30/2014) [-]
But 4chan never went anywhere. It's still there.
User avatar #235860 to #235857 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I can't go on it anymore. Don't ask.
User avatar #235862 to #235860 - thechosentroll (03/30/2014) [-]
Their ban system's just as shitty as ours. Just get a proxy. Or be a part of the glorious dynamic IP master race, like me.
User avatar #235868 to #235862 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm not banned, I just don't go on there anymore. Just trust me, man. Don't ask.
User avatar #235873 to #235868 - thechosentroll (03/30/2014) [-]
Ah, come on. It can't be that bad. Plus, there's lots of boards. Just because you can't go to one of them doesn't mean you can't find something good on another.
User avatar #235881 to #235873 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
I don't wanna talk about it anymore, ok?
#235925 to #235881 - tikitaco (03/30/2014) [-]
Then why bring it up in the first place?
User avatar #235843 to #235839 - rynkar (03/30/2014) [-]
I do believe this is the same argument aark made that made all the kiddies here rage at him, you know, before he started spamming.
User avatar #235863 to #235843 - leonhardt (03/30/2014) [-]
Again, I think it's hilarious that people rage about the bandwagon before they even begin to consider that their post is actually just shit.
#235847 to #235843 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
I don't know who aark is.
I don't know who aark is.
User avatar #235867 to #235847 - rynkar (03/30/2014) [-]
it was a guy that pretty much called out all the bandwagons of this site and got everyone on this board to hate him because of it. Then he started spamming and got himself banned.
User avatar #235882 to #235867 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
So, he turned to evil?
User avatar #235883 to #235882 - rynkar (03/30/2014) [-]
eh, more like he went nuts for a while.
#235919 to #235883 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
*full autistic
User avatar #235884 to #235883 - chewiewhatawookie (03/30/2014) [-]
This site can drive a man insane.
User avatar #235819 - aoeui (03/29/2014) [-]
I hate that everyone always makes these bigoted assumptions about people who hate niggers. Like that we're all hateful Nazis. Deep down I'm just a kind hearted fungoing great guy, I love animals, long bike rides through the forest, hangin with my bros, and tellin jokes.
As Anne Frank once said "Deep down, I believe people are good at heart."

When will the senseless persecution of my people finally be over?
User avatar #235829 to #235819 - princessren (03/29/2014) [-]
wait...do people...not hate niggers?
User avatar #235826 to #235819 - teoragnar (03/29/2014) [-]
Almost got me.
User avatar #235820 to #235819 - rebornpooper (03/29/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
User avatar #235821 to #235820 - aoeui (03/29/2014) [-]
Bait? You mean like as in fishing? I know for one that my people love fishing. Such a tranquil meditative experience. Really makes you see the beauty in life, ya know.
User avatar #235823 to #235821 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
The best part is using barbed hooks.
User avatar #235822 to #235821 - rokkarokkaali (03/29/2014) [-]
Bait as in bait to catch niggers to hang
User avatar #235824 to #235822 - aoeui (03/29/2014) [-]
aka white women
User avatar #235831 to #235824 - rokkarokkaali (03/29/2014) [-]
What cultureles species would put their own women in danger to hunt?
User avatar #235832 to #235831 - aoeui (03/29/2014) [-]
no, we just use the ones that already are race traitors. Such as Kim Kardashian for example.
#235818 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d14-fPTTDVo&hd=1
Because screaming into your microphone incoherently is COMEHDEE GULD!!!!!111
User avatar #235790 - akkere ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
In case we weren't putting everyone in, I think it's safe to tack on Cr1tik4l's fanbase in the shit box, right next to PewDiePie's.
funnyjunk.com/untitled/funny-pictures/5075669/6#6

The guy makes a fair criticism; not every thing that rolls out of the guy's mouth is TEH COMEDY GOLD!!!!! His comment wasn't even a direct swipe at him anyway; he was trying to explain how the content for most of these video bloggers works. But to these knuckleheads, it's like their idea of perfection was attacked so they just move in on him full force.

This is the kind of foaming-out-the-mouth shit you expect from PewDiePie's fanbase, and Cr1tik4l's pretty much gloat about how they're supposed to be much better then them, and its shit like this that proves otherwise.

Seriously, fuck cancerous fanbases.
User avatar #235802 to #235790 - revengeforfreeze (03/29/2014) [-]
I honestly fucking hate pewdiepie because of his immaturity and the way he speaks and I guess I can't blame him for his fanbase, I mean, that must be pretty sad for him too but they're a fucking hivemind. They attack people who don't understand pewdiepie references or care for him, it's so fucking pathetic. "BROOO ARMY! OMG LIKE IF UR here coz PEWDIEPIE PLAYED THIS FUCKING GAME" or even worse "OMFG YOU TRY 2 COPY PEWDIEPIE EVN THOU YOU UPLODED THIS 2 YEARS BEFORE HE EVEN KNE OF DA GEYM"
#235804 to #235802 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
>he's swedish

good lord you really do breed faggots and failures
User avatar #235805 to #235804 - revengeforfreeze (03/29/2014) [-]
Justin Bieber is worse anyway and has a worse fanbase
User avatar #235806 to #235805 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
Good thing all his success can be blamed on the US!
#235807 to #235806 - freedomreturns (03/29/2014) [-]
Doesn't make him any less Canadian.
User avatar #235808 to #235807 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
Y'know what? Let's just blame bieber on the jews.
User avatar #235814 to #235808 - revengeforfreeze (03/29/2014) [-]
>Not blaming JEWtube star PDP on the Jews
User avatar #235825 to #235814 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
Nope. Still Sweden's fault.
User avatar #235827 to #235825 - revengeforfreeze (03/29/2014) [-]
You're gay teo
User avatar #235828 to #235827 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
only for you
User avatar #235797 to #235790 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
I like critical, but half has material is random sex/body jokes. Not too funny. I like it when he plays shitty games but that's it
User avatar #235795 to #235790 - fedegon ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
And also if someone from tumblr (Just making a "for instance" case) were to say something that he said, they wouldn't find it funny, they would simply find it "OMG SO RANDUMB XXX DDDD X DDX DX X D" without question.
User avatar #235792 to #235790 - thesoulless (03/29/2014) [-]
>watching shitty game stream people scream at their computer for 20 minutes
#235803 to #235792 - fargfour (03/29/2014) [-]
>playing games

>breathing

>Existing
User avatar #235779 - thesoulless (03/29/2014) [-]
I hate the idea that cd's are going to become outdated. I hate the idea of downloading everything.
User avatar #235840 to #235779 - chewiewhatawookie (03/29/2014) [-]
#PhysicalCopies4life

This applies to games as well.
User avatar #235815 to #235779 - teoyeezy ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
tfw music collection master race

though i only have about 110 albums in my room, 80 being cds
#235787 to #235779 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
cds were never made to last they deteriorate in matter of a couple of decades
User avatar #235759 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
Fuck eBooks. I want to look for normal books online, not this kobo crap. I can filter it out but only if I choose between hardcover, paperback, or paperbound. Fuck this
User avatar #235809 to #235759 - tikitaco (03/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't use those things either. I liked when I could go to the store and grab Nintendo Power, and not shit gaming magazines, as well as books! I understand it's easy to have access to books now, but I find that if I go to store, it will help me discover new books or magazines I have never read before.
User avatar #235810 to #235809 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
Exactly. I get that they're useful and all, but I was looking for a book on Canadian military online and I had to filter out a lot of shitty ebooks, most of which were the ebook versions of the other books before that.
User avatar #235811 to #235810 - tikitaco (03/29/2014) [-]
Why spend the $70-100 on a kobo, plus the books themselves so you can have a screen in front of you rather than paper?
User avatar #235812 to #235811 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
I can see that they'd come in handy on things like vacations but if I'm looking for a single book, I want to be able to hold it and read it. Besides, if there's photographs included they don't look as good on screen
User avatar #235816 to #235812 - tikitaco (03/29/2014) [-]
Both aren't waterproof, both are equally as travel friendly, and both have the possibility to have more than one book inside of them. Difference? $100.
User avatar #235817 to #235816 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
Eh, lugging books around can be difficult, especially with airlane baggage restrictions (ex, only 1 free bag, 50lb weight limit)
User avatar #235833 to #235817 - tikitaco (03/29/2014) [-]
That's true actually, but do you think it's worth $100 to carry something a few pounds lighter?
User avatar #235751 - thesoulless (03/29/2014) [-]
I hate big projects
I hate homework in general, except for computer programming homework

I hate that windows 8 feels like it was made for tablets. A lot of the stuff they did with it is kinda annoying to deal with on a pc.
User avatar #235793 to #235751 - rokkarokkaali (03/29/2014) [-]
homework is so annoying. the last thing i want after spending hours in an uncomfortable seat doing work is to get home and do work
User avatar #235754 to #235751 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
Projects are stupid. I know I might have to make like a movie for LA and that's going to suck major dicks
User avatar #235750 - thesoulless (03/29/2014) [-]
When you start at the front page and get all the way back into the newest uploads and everything is shit.
User avatar #235783 to #235750 - ferrettamer ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
When you start at the frontpage and everything is shit
User avatar #235744 - infamoustrapper (03/29/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Cringe+Compilation+15/funny-pictures/5075323/
>People thinking all of this shit isn't fake in every fucking compilation
User avatar #235874 to #235744 - MrMouz (03/30/2014) [-]
you're just mad you saw your own pictures in there, man.
User avatar #236835 to #235874 - infamoustrapper (03/31/2014) [-]
h-how did you know?????????
User avatar #235761 to #235744 - nefarian (03/29/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Cringe+Compilation+15/funny-pictures/5075323/187#187
First thing I thought of when I saw ''420 fedora fanatic''
User avatar #235745 to #235744 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
>420 fedora fanatics

how he overlooked that is anyone's guess
User avatar #235733 - askafj (03/29/2014) [-]
Okay, so bronies know that ponies are mostly hated on the frontpage.
So why do they post ponies... ON THE FRONTPAGE? I mean, everyday I see atleast 1 of them bronies posting their fucking ponies and then saying "omg you just thumb me down because I post a pony". Well no shit sherlock, if you know what we hate ponies, then don't fucking post it genius.

I hate people who knows the outcome and then pretend like they think something else was gonna happen or that they say they knew it was gonna happen as if to prove a point.
#235743 to #235733 - minibeep (03/29/2014) [-]
almost as bad as the anime posts
i sometimes just call bronies weeaboos because theyre basically the same thing
User avatar #235741 to #235733 - dumerveil (03/29/2014) [-]
Maybe because we should strive to thumb people according to the content of their post, not just the image that accompanies it
#235813 to #235741 - rebornpooper (03/29/2014) [-]
That's good...
Because they're usually shit comments anyway.
User avatar #235837 to #235813 - dumerveil (03/29/2014) [-]
Well, coming from you, shit is good right?
User avatar #235875 to #235837 - rebornpooper (03/30/2014) [-]
Unless it's shit from a butthole, no.
User avatar #235799 to #235741 - askafj (03/29/2014) [-]
That doesn't really make sense.
A content is usually a picture. Please explain to me how a picture can accompany a picture without being the content / being part of the content.
Thus I am not judging anything but the content, wich is a pony from a tv show.
User avatar #235836 to #235799 - dumerveil (03/29/2014) [-]
The content of a comment, what it contains. The content of your comment leads me ot believe you're a moron because your reading comprehension is shit.
User avatar #235864 to #235836 - askafj (03/30/2014) [-]
I am not sure how you get your content up on this site, I would upload it or as you said
- content of their post - post it.

My reading comprehension might be shit or is it because you didn't specify COMMENT?
User avatar #235876 to #235864 - dumerveil (03/30/2014) [-]
If someone posts ponies on the frontpage and it gets thumbed down, as you specified in your first comment, it has to be a comment. It wouldn't be on the frontpage as actual content if it wasn't thumbed up.
See how that works?
User avatar #235749 to #235741 - freedomreturns (03/29/2014) [-]
You're the Martin Luther King Jr. of Funnyjunk posts.
User avatar #235834 to #235749 - dumerveil (03/29/2014) [-]
What does that mean?
User avatar #235885 to #235834 - freedomreturns (03/30/2014) [-]
I mean that, that is almost exactly what MLK said?
Judge a man, not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character?
User avatar #235887 to #235885 - dumerveil (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I guess so. It was the furthest thing from my time, I was just trying to be cheeky.
I suppose it's the same principle, albeit much less important.
User avatar #235784 to #235749 - teoberry (03/29/2014) [-]
lets hope he gets shot
User avatar #235835 to #235784 - dumerveil (03/29/2014) [-]
teoberry why
User avatar #235872 to #235835 - teoberry (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm kidding bbg
#235735 to #235733 - thechosentroll (03/29/2014) [-]
Same reason some people post anime stuff all over the place, even though they know people hate mascotfagging - to see what happens. 1 out of 100 reactions is going to be different and I'll be damned if I don't find out what that reaction is.
User avatar #235723 - huntergriff ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
I hate how my computer is taking 10 to 14 days just to repair the fucking keyboard.

I hate how my grandfather's doctor won't take him off our hands, and like put him in a nursing home or something

I hate the fact that i need to fucking reset my internet router every two fucking days

I hate that i can't fucking get on with my life because i'm stuck taking care of my elderly grandfather, who can't fucking survive on his own

I hate how everyone's telling me to "get a fucking job", even though I basically have to care for my grandfather 24/7 since no one else will

I hate how i'm just basically rotting away day in and day fucking out while everyone i knew from high school basically bugged right the fuck out of the state as soon as they graduated.

I hate the fact that i'm only 20, was planning on joining the national guard as soon as i got out of high school, but i got screwed over by being stuck taking care of my grandfather.

I really fucking hate the fact that my nieces will never have to deal with this fuckery, since they live in a completely different state than us.
User avatar #235752 to #235723 - fargfour (03/29/2014) [-]
>National Guard

plz no. Unless your state is different, the National Guard is where your dreams go to die. The majority of their recruitment stuff ranges from flat out lies to misinformation.
User avatar #235893 to #235752 - huntergriff ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
isn't it like that with everything though?
User avatar #236040 to #235893 - fargfour (03/30/2014) [-]
well, yeah. When I was in Louisiana it was just particularly bad though.
User avatar #235742 to #235723 - princessren (03/29/2014) [-]
I hope you don't grow to resent your grandfather
User avatar #235892 to #235742 - huntergriff ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
oh no, i don't. I just hate the fact that my mother doesn't do jack shit with him. i mean my grandmother can only do so much since she's frail as hell, but my mother...jesus, the least she could do is help out.
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