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#431926 - balor
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#431923 - balor
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#431903 - kekat
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When rain blows in from the Northwest where i live, it gets imbuded with soot from the refineries, steel mills and the other chemical plants.

The rain now smells like crude oil and diesel fumes.

And i like it. It almost gives me a boner.
#431888 - adunsaveme
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(10/25/2015) [-]
People who think you need to be good at something or better than someone to criticize what they've made or whatever need to sit in the fucking corner
#431924 to #431888 - adunsaveme
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(10/25/2015) [-]
and if someone responds to any critique in general with "let's see you do better", they can fuck off too
#431934 to #431924 - adunsaveme
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(10/25/2015) [-]
good job formatting
this includes gearboy and gearboy fanboys*
#431935 to #431934 - alexanderburns
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(10/25/2015) [-]
who are you talking to
#431933 to #431924 - adunsaveme
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#431910 to #431888 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Well, to some extent, you should be better, but it really depends on how much you do it. I don't think you need to be better to give negative feedback, but banging on about it is ridiculous.
#431915 to #431910 - thechosentroll
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(10/25/2015) [-]
You don't have to be a mechanic to tell that a car that stalls every 5 minutes is a piece of shit or a chef to tell that a dish that tastes like vomit is bad. Sometimes you don't need ANY experience in order to tell something's bad.
#431914 to #431910 - adunsaveme
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(10/25/2015) [-]
you don't need to be able to do the thing to know if the thing is being done wrong

otherwise nobody would be able to criticize hitler unless they themselves could successfully lead a nation-wide autocracy
#431918 to #431914 - Elk
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thechosentroll

That's specifically why I said that you can't give negative feedback. Also, the rest of my comment is obviously not about criticizing people like Hitler. That's cherry picking and taking things out of context at their finest.
#431920 to #431918 - adunsaveme
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(10/25/2015) [-]
my point is that you don't need the ability
you just need the knowledge
#431922 to #431920 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
And I'm just saying that I somewhat disagree.
#431870 - swirlytwirl
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
>living in my small village with shitty internet speed
>0.77 Mbps download speed and 0.22 Mbps upload speed
>never experienced any speed higher than 700/Kbps DL speed and 50/Kbps upload speed
>get used to it eventually
>hear from dad that he was asked to upgrade his internet connection speed
>he refused
>3 hours later
>internet speed slows down to a crawl
>no signs of recovering
>check my speed
>see this
I can't even do jackshit about it.
#431904 to #431870 - kekat
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Here's mine, from outside, over wifi, while three other people are watching hd video.
#431907 to #431904 - kekat
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(10/25/2015) [-]
and here it is, connected to a server in saudi arabia

#431916 to #431907 - swirlytwirl
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#431917 to #431916 - kekat
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i dont, is it actually saudia arabia?

i just picked it because its far
#431919 to #431917 - swirlytwirl
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(10/25/2015) [-]
no sir
definitely not that place
i don't live there at all nuh uh
#431921 to #431919 - kekat
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Well, i now know where you live.

Theres only so many huts in saudia arabia, ill be there to rape your family in no time at all.

Just gotta buy a plane ticket and a butchers cleaver.
#431911 to #431907 - thechosentroll
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(10/25/2015) [-]
For posterity, here's the speed of someone who lives in a third world country. An upper tier third world country, but still technically a third world country.
#431900 to #431870 - thechosentroll
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(10/25/2015) [-]
That is fucking horrifying.
#431899 to #431870 - Elk
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#431884 to #431870 - anon
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(10/25/2015) [-]
you have my sincere condolences
#431856 - huntergriff
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(10/24/2015) [-]
>be me
>Raiding some poor bastard's FOB
>killing off his men one by one
>Suddenly get spotted FROM FUCKING ACROSS THE MAP WHILE I WAS FUCKING PRONED
>FOB goes on high fucking alert and manages to fucking wreck my shit even though they were fucking A ranks

I was literally on a fucking third support deck and somehow some faggot staff member fucking caught me...Like...Fucking how? I'm wearing a fucking stealth suit, i'm proned, there was no UAV, and yet I got caught.
#431869 to #431856 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/25/2015) [-]
>tfw have enough minor metal
>tfw 1000 fuel resources off of the nuke but it takes forever for online resources to process
>tfw hoping I don't get invaded while I'm waiting to get the last 1000 done.
#431858 to #431856 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
>killing off his men one by one
>killing
you deserve it
#431864 to #431858 - huntergriff
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I like to think i'm giving him an opportunity to find more S ranked personnel.
#431866 to #431864 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
maybe he's not there yet and you're ruining his chances of getting upgrades because he sucks?
#431873 to #431866 - huntergriff
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Should have bought the insurance.
#431874 to #431873 - ohemgeezus
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(10/25/2015) [-]
what' insurance?
#431881 to #431876 - ohemgeezus
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(10/25/2015) [-]
oh wow that is complete fucking shit
#431886 to #431881 - huntergriff
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I said the same thing.
#431854 - muchname ONLINE
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(10/24/2015) [-]
fan 1: Alright audio, Get it! Get it! WANT IT! HAVE IT! NEED IT! Audio's bad WHY!?!
fan 2: hehehh
fan 1: WHY!?
fan 2: Oh oh oh is that a hit?
Audios still bad
fan1: What the garbage, man!? G*D!
fan 2: heheheh
fan 1: okay audio, you can see you can see it, you can smell it, its right here audio, it right her- audio screws up again
fan 2: hahahaha!
fan 1: Alright.... 16th ones a charm!
fan 2: you know what, fan 1? Im gonna say it. I gotta good feeling about this one!
fan 1: Hahaha!

the game grumps fandom everybody, they censor the word god...
#431852 - theism
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(10/24/2015) [-]
When you criticize something for having some element eg. "Transformers is too heavy on the action and light on the story" and someone has to go "Well what did you expect it's Michael Bay" yeah no shit, just because that's his signature doesn't make me dislike it any less. Alternatively "Well why don't you go watch something else?" yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do thanks.
#431878 to #431852 - cycloneclone
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(10/25/2015) [-]
i was an extra on transformers 3
#431860 to #431852 - alexanderburns
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I'm incline to mention Transformers are action moives
but 4 had a 40 minute battle scene. That was way too fucking much
#431863 to #431860 - theism
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(10/24/2015) [-]
It wasn't the best example but being action movies doesn't prevent them from having some semblance of a plot. I've only really seen Age of Extinction and what really pissed me off was the fact that the robot dinosaurs were only there for like half an our.
#431851 - huntergriff
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I hate the demon mode thing is a thing...my snake looks like a used tampon.
I hate the demon mode thing is a thing...my snake looks like a used tampon.
#431850 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I hate how halo ODST is apart of the master chief collection but reach isnt
#431841 - thechosentroll
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Today I saw some shit about food on TV and went "You know what? I've got time and flour. Imma make a pie.", so I went online and looked up a pie recipe. Decided to look for a US one, because they're supposed to know their shit. I know the thing about americans being lardasses is just a stereotype, but dear mother of fuck, this thing tastes like I fell in a vat at a sugar refinery. I followed the instructions and made sure I converted all the units properly, so I know I didn't fuck up the recipe, but this thing is a fucking health hazard. It has so much sugar in it, after just 4 bites I feel like I should go to the hospital and get checked for diabetes. How do people eat this shit? It tastes like death poured sugar in her vagina and made me eat her out. It's nauseating.
#431930 to #431841 - bladeboy
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(10/25/2015) [-]
We group up with copious amounts of sugar
#431853 to #431841 - theism
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(10/24/2015) [-]
What did you make?
#431883 to #431853 - thechosentroll
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(10/25/2015) [-]
A banana pie.
#431894 to #431883 - theism
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(10/25/2015) [-]
From what website?
#431895 to #431894 - thechosentroll
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I dunno. The first thing google shat out.
#431896 to #431895 - theism
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Did you make any substitutions from the original recipe?
#431897 to #431896 - thechosentroll
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Nope.
#431898 to #431897 - theism
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Don't know what to tell you then.
#431891 to #431883 - anon
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Ask PEOPLE for their recipes, not websites.
#431892 to #431891 - thechosentroll
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Well, a PERSON wrote the recipe on the website.
#431901 to #431892 - luluwho
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(10/25/2015) [-]
IDC, cookbooks and websites have to use recipes that haven't been published before... ie: all shit. I don't personally have a banana pie one, but I have a banana everything else, and lots of other pies and cakes... family tested from granny. What would you like ?
#431902 to #431901 - thechosentroll
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Nothing, I've got a pile of old-ass cook books that get the job done. They just lacked a pie recipe. Also, I'm kind of pissy that the filling was basically just pudding and I didn't realize it until I was halfway done. I have instant packs of that shit, but instead I had to make my own from scratch, because the recipe didn't just say "oh, right, this shit is basically just vanilla pudding and bananas in a pie crust.".
#431905 to #431902 - luluwho
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I possess an old family recipe book. Are you sure you will not partake ?
#431906 to #431905 - thechosentroll
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Positive. Besides, I suck at following recipes. I follow them the first time I make something and from that point on start adjusting everything to my taste. Which is why I normally avoid talking about cooking online. I keep getting yelled at, because I'm not doing shit in the exact, extremely specific way they were supposed to be done.
#431908 to #431906 - luluwho
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(10/25/2015) [-]
lol, that's called HOME COOKING, and there is nothing wrong with it.
#431909 to #431908 - thechosentroll
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I know, but I still get bitched at. "You can't put milk in pizza dough" or "you shouldn't put that many spices on meat" or "you can't use soy sauce instead of salt". Motherfuckers, I am the lord of this kitchen. You have no power here. I'm gonna use spaghetti as a pizza topping and there's nothing you can do about it. You can't stop me! OK, I wouldn't actually do that, because it'd be pretty tasteless and dry, but I COULD if I wanted to.
#431913 to #431909 - luluwho
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(10/25/2015) [-]
More power to ya' lol
#431912 to #431909 - luluwho
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(10/25/2015) [-]
She's right you secretly put sugar in the pizza dough
#431843 to #431841 - alexanderburns
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Well you live in some bitter third world so it makes sense that anything better than a dirty carrot would be too much for you to handle
#431846 to #431843 - thechosentroll
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I live in a place where one of our traditional drinks is hard alcohol and sugar, mixed and melted, so you're basically drinking alcoholic caramel. If it's sweet by my standards, it's pretty fucking sweet.

Maybe the sugar in the US just a shittier quality, so they use a lot more than we do.
#431893 to #431846 - anon
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I've never found a website recipe that wasn't shit.
#431834 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
When you in a debate and your opponent say some dumb ass shit and you waitin to call them out
#431849 to #431834 - Zaxplab
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(10/24/2015) [-]
some dumb shit like "Let's build a wall! That'll be a great way to stop immigration!"
#431940 to #431849 - anon
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Israel did it and it turned out great
#431931 to #431849 - bladeboy
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It would
#431871 to #431849 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Precisely.
#431879 to #431871 - anon
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(10/25/2015) [-]
So mad lol
#431880 to #431879 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/25/2015) [-]
"hide all"
Can't read what you say, I'm assuming I don't want to either.
#431882 to #431880 - anon
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Good one?
#431857 to #431849 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
"We'll turn them into citizens and tax them for income that they don't have!"
#431859 to #431857 - Zaxplab
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Those are not the only two options, goober.
#431861 to #431859 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Doesn't make the other ones any better.
#431862 to #431861 - Zaxplab
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(10/24/2015) [-]
You mean arguing the two most extreme case scenarios for a situation does not make the best options even better? Why I never....
#431868 to #431862 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
There's a reason you're not stating it.
#431875 to #431868 - Zaxplab
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(10/25/2015) [-]
Howzabout giving people more access to renew their work visas and employing more strict search protocols at borders?


I know you think that mexicans get across by running as fast as they can like a looney toon, but that's not how they do it.
#431877 to #431875 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
I don't think a wall will keep them all out, but I believe it would help, it would make people feel better, and it can create jobs to build it.

I also believe that better border patrol would be nice. I never even remotely said that that's the only measure that needs to be taken.
#431885 to #431877 - Zaxplab
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(10/25/2015) [-]
The Great Wall of Trump is a measurement that doesn't need to be taken. Literally the only problem that would solve is in the probably %5 of immigrants that actually do sprint across the border, one hand on their sombrero and the other hand carrying a briefcase full of drugs.

>it would make people feel better
Not it wouldn't. It would create unnecessary tension between two bordering countries. I would like you to name five border-wide walls that weren't either the result of a war or the cause of a war.
#431887 to #431885 - Elk
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We have to pay people to build it. It does create jobs.

I guess all these people agreeing with him for that purpose will be disappointed when the wall gets built! They'll be content.

I never said a wall was never built for those reasons, but we've already got a fence anyway. Besides, he never said immigrants can't come. It's just a measure to keep them from sneaking in. You'll have to be legal.
#431889 to #431887 - Zaxplab
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So we're going to pay for, build, manage, and man, and maintain a wall that does next to nothing.


Tell me, when your giant wall makes no financial return due to it being a complete fucking waste of resources, who is going to keep paying people to do all of that?
#431890 to #431889 - Elk
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(10/25/2015) [-]
The money still circulates in the US economy, so it's really no even a big deal that we have to pay. It stimulates the economy. It's pretty much like entitlements except that people doing it aren't bums, and it will help cut down on immigration.
#431835 to #431834 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Your response
#431833 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm depressed, because I don't feel sad.

I just don't care much about anything anymore.
#431822 - Tyranitar
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I swear, I am THIS close to getting up and beating the shit out of my stepfather. I can't fucking stand him, and I'm sick and fucking tired of pretending to put up with his bullshit.

If it weren't for my mother, this asshole would probably be in the hospital by now.
#431872 to #431822 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/25/2015) [-]
The sexual tension is real.
#431836 to #431822 - thechosentroll
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Don't do it unless you can get away with it. It's not worth getting a criminal record over some cunt, unless it's a life-threatening cunt.
#431840 to #431836 - Tyranitar
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I'm not going to really do it. He just seems to enjoy pushing me to my limit. My only real concern is that I already have an anger issue, so if he chooses a bad day to start something, I might act before I think.
#431826 to #431822 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
If you hate your step father so much, then why don't your destroy the staircase.
#431830 to #431826 - Tyranitar
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(10/24/2015) [-]
My mom removed the stairs because I am grounded.
#431823 to #431822 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Me after I poke my eye out on your edge
#431809 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Why do they always pick the worst players to show off a game?
Watching halo 5 footage from IGN and the guy is pretty much struggling with every aspect (kinda like ohemgeezus) on normal.
It's ridiculous.
#431810 to #431809 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
>IGN
>bad at games
you just answered your question, retard
#431818 to #431810 - minibeep
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(10/24/2015) [-]
reported for hate speech
find another board to spread your hate, shitlord
#431820 to #431818 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
opinion disregarded because of frogposter
#431824 to #431820 - minibeep
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(10/24/2015) [-]
now i see how mysagonist and bigoted you really are. how dare you abuse this board by spreading your hate.
#431825 to #431824 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
>mysagonist
#431827 to #431825 - minibeep
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(10/24/2015) [-]
this board is not for hating. stop spreading hate dude
#431828 to #431827 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
#431811 to #431810 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I didn't know you were a part of IGN.
: ^ )
#431812 to #431811 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
that's funny coming from someone that can't snipe literally 3 jackals in the very first mission of halo 3
#431813 to #431812 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I did it. that's funny coming from someone who took 2 days of vigorous bitching to beat Halo 2.
#431814 to #431813 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
"that's funny coming from someone who took 2 days of mild bitching to beat the hardest halo game on the hardest setting"
Seeing how it took us 2 days to beat the 2nd hardest halo game on the hardest setting because you suck ass vs flood
#431815 to #431814 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/24/2015) [-]
"suck ass at flood"
Ohemgeezus "hey, I'll brb, you do the first 10 mins of this mission solo while I chomp my cereal in the mic"
k
#431816 to #431815 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
>implying that was on a flood mission
>implying I don't wait to eat until I'm dead and waiting for you to get out of combat die
#431817 to #431816 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/24/2015) [-]
>the library
>not an only flood mission
pick one.
#431821 to #431817 - ohemgeezus
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(10/24/2015) [-]
>you being upset
#431796 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
"I, planetexpress, will not post nudes."
#431829 to #431796 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Planetexpress is my ebae, leave her alone.
#431855 to #431829 - planetexpress
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I already said I belong to Elk , balor. You need to get over me
#431865 to #431855 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Time to go pimp out a transvestite in las vegas.
#431831 to #431829 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Let's let planetexpress decide. Loser takes home princessren.
#431837 to #431831 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
If I get ren, I'll pimp it out in las vegas and make a shit ton of cash.
#431805 to #431796 - enlightednatzie
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Please stop bully planetexpress, she is my m'lady and waifu
#431806 to #431805 - planetexpress
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Actually I belong to Elk ..... I don't know what you are talking about
#431808 to #431806 - enlightednatzie
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Friendzoned again
#431785 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Dark Souls GMV - Young
#431793 to #431785 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/24/2015) [-]
*pukes internally*
#431781 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Elk has nog posts
But they aren't better than my frog posts.
#431782 to #431781 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
I'm saving frog post for a later date because I'm not certain how I want to do it.
#431783 to #431782 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Your face when I took the frog post idea
#431784 to #431783 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
No, I'm not upset. You were the original frog poster between the two of us. I just like to do parodies of it.
#431780 - Elk
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Don't mind me. It's just one of my famous nog posts that you guys keep whining about.
#431770 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Getting band merch
#431771 to #431770 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Having to trek to the back corner of hot topic to maybe find the shirt you were looking for.
#431773 to #431771 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Finding the shirt I want
#431774 to #431773 - balor
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(10/24/2015) [-]
Having to talk to the lard ass goth cashier