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#294418 - aoeui (07/19/2014) [-]
God spoke to me. He gave me a Revelation; he said "My son, stop hating blacks, for it is not their fault they're disgusting yard apes. Pity them instead."
And so I hath followed his word.
User avatar #294423 to #294418 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
you're such a silly sausage A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y.
User avatar #294496 to #294423 - plumpbooty (07/19/2014) [-]
Here's the secret

A E I O U A E I O U A E I
A E I O U A E I O U A E I

He's a smart one at least
#294415 - aoeui (07/19/2014) [-]
I hate how damn classy I am. I see something classy, and I just say damn that's classy.
User avatar #294411 - aoeui (07/19/2014) [-]
2014, the year of our lord, and you're still browsing this shit hole? Why haven't you left the womb yet you loser?
User avatar #294421 to #294411 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
idk yolo i guess lol
User avatar #294413 to #294411 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
Because it's fun here.
#294389 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Also how come there's 9 seasons of Supernatural but only 9 episodes of Sherlock.
User avatar #294394 to #294389 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Because god has had mercy upon our souls.
User avatar #294395 to #294394 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Have you watched it?
User avatar #294396 to #294395 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
The first one, yes.
User avatar #294397 to #294396 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Did you not like it?
User avatar #294399 to #294398 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #294400 to #294399 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
It's been too long so I don't remember any specifics but I remember coming away with the thought that this person who is supposed to be incredibly clever is very obviously being written by someone who isn't clever at all. Like, Holmes has always been a bit of a gambler with his deductions -though we're always told that he knows exactly what's going beyong the shadow of a doubt- but in this one he was just spewing bullshit. I remember that everything that came out of his mouth made me go "Yeah, it could be that, or it could be 12 different things all equally as possible, so you're really just shooting in the dark here".
User avatar #294401 to #294400 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
He mentions later on afew episodes or something that he just bullshits most of the time.
Also John is better than Sherlock, and Mary.
User avatar #294404 to #294401 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense, then.
User avatar #294388 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
The stereotype that all Tumblr users are feminists.
I complain about this alot but it's not true.
How can you complain about men when you're watching 50 episodes of Supernatural and Sherlock a day?
User avatar #294390 to #294388 - leonhardt (07/19/2014) [-]
Because in their minds Sherlock and the Doctor aren't evil men because they're attracted to them.
User avatar #294391 to #294390 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Don't forget Misha Collins
but tbh they are hot.
Except Benedict, he looks like a cheekbone monster
User avatar #294511 to #294391 - freedomreturns (07/19/2014) [-]
Cumberbatch freaks me out because he doesn't look really weird without a nose.
Nobody should look that normal without a nose.
User avatar #294495 to #294391 - ivoryhammer (07/19/2014) [-]
Benedict is a really weird looking guy. Good voice though.
User avatar #294402 to #294391 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
Benedict Cumberbatch gets a lot of hate on there.
User avatar #294403 to #294402 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #294406 to #294403 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't know. I saw a lengthy post about it a few days ago but I don't remember any details from it.
User avatar #294407 to #294406 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Is it something to do with him being popular or is it an individual opinion?
User avatar #294412 to #294407 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't know. For all I can care, he's probably guilty of every other form of discrimination like every celebrity who is not Laverne Cox (that's including Nicki Minaj, who is usually loved on Tumblr).
User avatar #294417 to #294412 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I thought people loved Benedict? My sister uses Tumblr and she loves him and some girl I know also uses Tumblr and loves him.
I also use Tumblr and he's hot nice.
User avatar #294426 to #294417 - majormayor (07/19/2014) [-]
I dunno. Sometimes I see him being hated on but I never understand why. I barely care about him anyway, so maybe that doesn't help.
User avatar #294392 to #294391 - leonhardt (07/19/2014) [-]
cheekbonasaurus
#294372 - hauntzor (07/19/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/ka-pow/ooyLLbb/   
   
Everyone and their mother in the comments saying they'd punch their best friend if it meant getting to see this chick's boobs.   
   
I like girls as much as the next guy but fucking hell, they're just boobs.  You're not even getting the opportunity to touch them or anything.   
   
I don't think there's ever been a situation in a porn video where I've watched a woman slowly and seductively remove her top to reveal her chesticles where I wasn't more than slightly disappointed at the sight of them.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/ka-pow/ooyLLbb/

Everyone and their mother in the comments saying they'd punch their best friend if it meant getting to see this chick's boobs.

I like girls as much as the next guy but fucking hell, they're just boobs. You're not even getting the opportunity to touch them or anything.

I don't think there's ever been a situation in a porn video where I've watched a woman slowly and seductively remove her top to reveal her chesticles where I wasn't more than slightly disappointed at the sight of them.
User avatar #294510 to #294372 - freedomreturns (07/19/2014) [-]
I'd do it just to have an excuse to punch my friend.
Because I think that's funny.
User avatar #294387 to #294372 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
There are some girls out there that would make me punch my friend to touch their breasts. But this is just a pretty girl... I mean, she's pretty, I'd probably ask her out but... meh.
User avatar #294409 to #294387 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
Touch =/= see
User avatar #294410 to #294409 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Eye no. I wrote touch, because I'd do it for a touch, I wouldn't do it for a seeing.
User avatar #294414 to #294410 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
hauntzor's original point was that seeing tits isn't that great. Touching is on a higher level.
User avatar #294416 to #294414 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Ye, but I mean, even if I could touch this girl's breasts. I wouldn't punch someone to do it.
User avatar #294419 to #294416 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
''There are some girls out there that would make me punch my friend to touch their breasts.''
User avatar #294420 to #294419 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
"But this is just a pretty girl... I mean, she's pretty, I'd probably ask her out but... meh."
User avatar #294425 to #294420 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
Aye, gotcha.
#294379 to #294372 - targaryren (07/19/2014) [-]
that just means your a faggot
User avatar #294380 to #294379 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
*Cough* says you
User avatar #294384 to #294380 - shibe ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
doesnt matter she can still call people faggots

she calls me a faggot all the time
User avatar #294405 to #294384 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
And with good reason
User avatar #294431 to #294405 - shibe ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
i know
User avatar #294381 to #294380 - targaryren (07/19/2014) [-]
well, yes, I happen to be an expert on the subject
who else's opinion can you trust
User avatar #294376 to #294372 - nefarian (07/19/2014) [-]
1. Bros before hoes

2. You can literally just type ''boobs'' on google and find some.
User avatar #294374 to #294372 - leonhardt (07/19/2014) [-]
>Everyone and their mother in the comments saying they'd punch their best friend if it meant getting to see this chick's boobs.
>Everyone admitting to being twelve years old.
User avatar #294375 to #294374 - hauntzor (07/19/2014) [-]
I always forget what the average age demographic of this site is.


#294371 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
seriously, fuck the dark souls 2 servers. I hate it when my attacked hit, draw blood, and didn't register and how I get hit, backstabbed 5 feet away from them. That and how they still are able to preform an attack when they are staggered. I have good internet too so its the servers fault
User avatar #294489 to #294371 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #294373 to #294371 - volero (07/19/2014) [-]
But they use high quality toasters for their servers.
User avatar #294364 - subtard (07/18/2014) [-]
People that think they're pissing off liberals because they own a truck or gun
#294450 to #294364 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
I've never met a single person like that and I live in a shitty trailer trash north carolina town
#294370 to #294364 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
lel u mad libtards :^)
User avatar #294367 to #294364 - volero (07/18/2014) [-]
People who think gun control means the government is going to come to their house and personally take their guns.
#294363 - hauntzor (07/18/2014) [-]
I hate it when a really cool Kickstarter shows up just at the time when I have no disposable income to throw around.
I hate it when a really cool Kickstarter shows up just at the time when I have no disposable income to throw around.
User avatar #294360 - hauntzor (07/18/2014) [-]
ILLUMINATI ROCK

Hoo boy just lookit all the free-thinkers in the comment section of this satirical music video
User avatar #294359 - finblob ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I bloody hates moths.
Used to think they were cute fluffy flies but jesus fuck they are retarded. It mindlessly hammers into my ceiling thinking it's shadow is some mate or whatever, how fucking retarded do you have to be not to know what your shadow is? Then it start whacking itself into the lightbulb. As I was typing this it flew into my computer screen. I got up and saw there was 2, great. I hit one and it fell onto the ground, got up, and started flying in my face. Call me cruel, but I stamped on it and made sure it was dead. I'm now going after the second one, again, call me cruel but jesus christ bugs are retarded.
User avatar #294361 to #294359 - alstorp (07/18/2014) [-]
>Cruel for killing mindless shitfucks with wings

Nah
User avatar #294350 - finblob ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I only just realised EdwardNigma is the riddler wtf.
User avatar #294369 to #294350 - thisisbait (07/18/2014) [-]
fuck, really?

man i need to pay better attention
User avatar #294378 to #294369 - finblob ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I know
User avatar #294349 to #294336 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (07/18/2014) [-]
damn I wish I thought of that
User avatar #294341 to #294336 - thebestpieever (07/18/2014) [-]
I do it a little less than once every 24 years.
User avatar #294342 to #294341 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I was talking about the blatant thumbwhoring
User avatar #294347 to #294342 - thebestpieever (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, me too. I masturbate every 3 minutes.
#294335 - istartedthewar (07/18/2014) [-]
This image has expired
**istartedthewar rolled image** Fucking ADMlN deleting that 10,000 comments thing just to troll us and waste our time
User avatar #294351 to #294335 - finblob ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
he did post a pic of his eyes (allegedly) it's his profile pic
he only posted his face though
User avatar #294343 to #294335 - thesoulless (07/18/2014) [-]
>actually believing something like that
User avatar #294344 to #294343 - istartedthewar (07/18/2014) [-]
Still it pissed me off
#294330 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Filling out job applications and they ask you to tell them a bit about yourself

I just end up racking my brain for positive things to say about myself but always end up with nothing. I can't tell if this is just a self-esteem thing or if I genuinely have 0 marketable skills/characteristics
User avatar #294393 to #294330 - robotvoice (07/19/2014) [-]
how many corpses have you eaten?
User avatar #294362 to #294330 - newposterintown (07/18/2014) [-]
No, you're just shit about marketing yourself.
User avatar #294339 to #294330 - leonhardt (07/18/2014) [-]
I just completely bullshit on those.

"I am a hard worker that has had several years of customer service experience. I excel in fast paced, high workload environments and often find my own work to do once I've completed my assigned tasks. I can also bench press 350 and read minds from a range of 4. I currently hold the patents on several of my inventions, including the cardboard tampon, aircraft carriers, Bruce Jenner's hairdo, the letter "H", the pacific ocean, tractor trailers, tangelos, the sorta brownish color between orange and green, pine trees, Walt Garrison's hat, the number 6, manual windows in automobiles, the rake, ham, radio, ham radios, lip rings, the word "flange", online job application software, onions, springboards, trampolines, used condoms, bug zappers, portapotties, battleships, the game of battleship, word searches and zebras."

Has gotten me more jobs than actually going in and talking to people.
#294346 to #294339 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #294340 to #294339 - leonhardt (07/18/2014) [-]
And also on my "Previous Work Experience"

June 2010 to Present: Self-Employed as a Dragon Slayer
When was the last time you saw a dragon?
You're welcome.
User avatar #294333 to #294330 - ferrettamer (07/18/2014) [-]
Filling out job applications and they ask what is important to you as a costumer, as if I give a shit as long as it's cheap
#294337 to #294333 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
"Please tell us why you would like to work for YouHaveNoFuture Inc.?"

Money.

Why the fuck else would someone want a minimum wage job. They know it, I know it, what's the use of bullshit answers for these questions.
User avatar #294332 to #294330 - thebestpieever (07/18/2014) [-]
If you think you've got what it takes to not get fired in two days then you obviously have good things to say about yourself.
User avatar #294325 - thisisbait (07/18/2014) [-]
My grandmother is coming over tonight and she has a bad habit of getting really fucking drunk and then arguing.

Last time, she was evicted via Garand for attempting to take the baby away from my aunt. But my uncle still lets her visit anyway.
#294315 - dalokan (07/18/2014) [-]
I hate people who act tough and then fail to commit when push comes to shove.
I hate people who act tough and then fail to commit when push comes to shove.
User avatar #294328 to #294315 - gwegw (07/18/2014) [-]
"If I see that prick again I'll smash his face in"

"Oh, h-hey man."
User avatar #294323 to #294315 - thisisbait (07/18/2014) [-]
Kids who proclaims they have "serious anger issues" and how you should "never mess with them".
#294358 to #294323 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Never said stupid shit like that, but I actually had some serious anger issues when I was a kid. Like the time when I was about 8 and my sister ripped one of my yugioh cards in half so I beat her with a rubber snake for like 5 minutes straight.
User avatar #294355 to #294323 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Tfw actually have serious anger issues
Tfw saying it makes me sound on Funnyjunk like a twat
Tfw I am genuinely afraid of what I might do if someone pisses me off too much.
#294322 to #294315 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
when shove comes to push
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#294300 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
just deactivated my Facebook account. That will surely show those "friends" of mine they will miss me!
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