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User avatar #336025 - Shiny (11/10/2014) [-]
"Oh, hey, Metro 2033, I haven't played this in a while, I wonder why"

And of course it's the goddamn library.
#336079 to #336025 - Ken M (11/10/2014) [-]
one of the most tense moments I have had in a game. I hate staring at the librarians but if I don't, I'll get dead.

I still love the game though.
User avatar #336047 to #336025 - levvy ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I beat that game on Ranger mode.

Casual.
User avatar #336049 to #336047 - EdwardNigma (11/10/2014) [-]
I could never beat it on ranger mode, because the outside parts with the lack of gas masks fucked me up too hard, and I got stuck as a result.
User avatar #336050 to #336049 - levvy ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
You have to restart then, if you don't plan ahead you get fucked. It does not forgive you for being careless.
User avatar #336051 to #336050 - EdwardNigma (11/10/2014) [-]
I can tell you now, I wouldn't be able to do get as far as I did again. I got up to the Library I think, and I couldn't get any further.
I'm half thankful I ended there, because I was dreading the fucking blob part.
User avatar #336062 to #336051 - alexanderburns (11/10/2014) [-]
There's a part where you fuck finblob?
User avatar #336052 to #336051 - levvy ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Hardest part of the game lol.
User avatar #336038 to #336025 - thechosentroll (11/10/2014) [-]
Reminds me of my experiences with S.T.A.L.K.E.R.. It's been years and I still haven't gotten past the first laboratory mission.
User avatar #336041 to #336038 - levvy ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Casual.
User avatar #336030 to #336025 - EdwardNigma (11/10/2014) [-]
I liked the library.
Kept me on my TOES.
Got good use out of my SHOTGUN.
Got to look those fucks in the eyes and stare them DOWN.
FUCK I LOVE METRO.
User avatar #336032 to #336030 - Shiny (11/10/2014) [-]
It's pretty exciting until you've unloaded twelve shotgun shells into its face and it still kills you from full health in one hit. Then it just feels cruel.
User avatar #336033 to #336032 - EdwardNigma (11/10/2014) [-]
You say that like it's not still exciting.
Better haul fucking ass.
User avatar #336021 - fishinyourface (11/10/2014) [-]
>work in a department store
>sell this firefighters calendar for charity
>man sees this
>"Oh look at that. Hm, if that were the other way around, it would be sexist :/"

fuck off. Fuck RIGHT off. There are countless magazines / calendars that are sold (not for charity either) with women either naked, or wearing bikinis and stretching out over car hoods. I don't call those sexist because I don't give a fuck, so why in the fuck should you be an arrogant ass the second you see the one magazine with in-shape men wearing pants? I know there must be an equivalent magazine or something like playboy but still. These things have been around for years, and they're only sexist if you make them sexist. Technically they're not if you have both sides doing this shit.
#336019 - crazyolitis (11/10/2014) [-]
Alright, this may fall under the "I hate how I love anime so much" posts, but still.

I hate how content I am most of the time. Because of it, I lack motivation for stuff that will help me later. I know that if I don't do stuff, be ambitious, and try to study as much as possible, I will be fucked majorly later on. But I simply can't bring myself enough motivation to do it well. I still do msot of the stuff, but my contentment has almost become apathy towards things.
User avatar #336039 to #336019 - thechosentroll (11/10/2014) [-]
For once, I can't relate.
User avatar #336036 to #336019 - nimba (11/10/2014) [-]
"an empty barrel sounds loudest"
People who are prodigious are so because they're not happy.
Or that's what the jews say, anyway
User avatar #336037 to #336036 - crazyolitis (11/10/2014) [-]
"An empty barrel sounds the loudest" can also be taken about how bumber one person is, the more they talk/how stronger their opinion often is.
User avatar #336020 to #336019 - EdwardNigma (11/10/2014) [-]
Thinking about it, sort of reminds me of myself.
That, or I am just a downright unmotivated prick.
User avatar #336022 to #336020 - crazyolitis (11/10/2014) [-]
Eh, I know that sooner or later, if it keeps getting worse, my lower amount of achievements compared to my friends will be enough to motivate me further, but I fear it'll be too late by then.

By the way, Edward, where are you from?
User avatar #336023 to #336022 - EdwardNigma (11/10/2014) [-]
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDAH.
WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN PLUNDAH.
CANTCHA HEAR CANTCHA HEAR THE THUNDAH.
YA BETTAH RUN, YA BETTAH TAKE COVAH.
#336077 to #336023 - Ken M (11/10/2014) [-]
STRAYA' CUNT
User avatar #336024 to #336023 - crazyolitis (11/10/2014) [-]
So... you're from Norway?
#336028 to #336026 - crazyolitis (11/10/2014) [-]
wait wat   
Really? I just took a wild guess...
wait wat
Really? I just took a wild guess...
User avatar #336029 to #336028 - EdwardNigma (11/10/2014) [-]
Lolno, I'm Australian.
User avatar #336031 to #336029 - crazyolitis (11/10/2014) [-]
Are you serious this time?
#336015 - azumeow (11/10/2014) [-]
It's been a week. I have been sick for a week. Started with a sore throat and a bit of a cough. Rapidly devolved into a majorly sore throat, difficulty swallowing, swollen lymph nodes, headaches and congestion. Typical strep throat. Had it half a dozen times before.   
   
It's not strep throat. I'm still sick, but now it;s just the sore throat and the cough. The coughing that doesn't end. I have been awake for ten hours, and I swear to all that is good a glorious that I have been coughing the whole fucking time. My torso is fucking aching from all the violent, involuntary contraction.    
   
Kill me. Kill me now.
It's been a week. I have been sick for a week. Started with a sore throat and a bit of a cough. Rapidly devolved into a majorly sore throat, difficulty swallowing, swollen lymph nodes, headaches and congestion. Typical strep throat. Had it half a dozen times before.

It's not strep throat. I'm still sick, but now it;s just the sore throat and the cough. The coughing that doesn't end. I have been awake for ten hours, and I swear to all that is good a glorious that I have been coughing the whole fucking time. My torso is fucking aching from all the violent, involuntary contraction.

Kill me. Kill me now.
User avatar #336056 to #336015 - babybeel (11/10/2014) [-]
Maybe you have a really bad infection in your tract. Probably go see a doctor.
User avatar #336127 to #336056 - azumeow (11/10/2014) [-]
Been twice already, actually. On anti-bacterials now.
User avatar #336131 to #336127 - babybeel (11/10/2014) [-]
I hope it clears up for you. They're fucking awful.
User avatar #336135 to #336131 - azumeow (11/10/2014) [-]
Oh yes, it's awful alright. Haven't been to work or class in a week. Usually a source of celebration.

No. God no.
User avatar #336018 to #336015 - fishinyourface (11/10/2014) [-]
is there no medicine for this?
User avatar #336130 to #336018 - azumeow (11/10/2014) [-]
On anti-bacterials, been taking other stuff, but it doesn't stop the symptoms. Just helps a bit.
User avatar #336012 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Fucking finally! I uninstalled I reinstalled skype 4 times these last few days, uninstalled drivers, change every alert sound, changed my windows alert sounds, uninstalled my microphone drivers, reinstalled them. I did fucking everything to make my skype give me message notifications again and nothing worked. So I got my hands onto a very fucking old windows messenger wizard, and installed skype through that thing that says "messenger is dead now, switch to skype". And that fixed it somehow. Now I've got a billion notifications, none of which I'm going to answer, but at least now I have 'em and can answer any that pop up from now on. And just on time to gush about the new Foo Fighters record.

Still, fuck you skype, this was an awful week and your support forums ain't worth jack shit.
User avatar #336087 to #336012 - megavoir (11/10/2014) [-]
not gonna answer me?
dick
User avatar #336094 to #336087 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Cut me some rope, I'm coming loose slack bby there's like two thousand of 'em
#336011 - duscuss (11/10/2014) [-]
WHITE PEOPLE
User avatar #336009 - jokekill (11/10/2014) [-]
When chicks get all aggressive with men because they think they can't hit them back

And men who say "you can't hit a girl" and will jump on any other man if they see them hitting a girl without knowing what happened

Double standards are fucking annoying, aggressive cunts deserve a punch regardless of gender
User avatar #336013 to #336009 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
You wouldn't punch a bloke with an infinitely smaller frame, 40 pounds lighter than you and 20 centimetres shorter. Why is it different if he's got a vagina?
User avatar #336109 to #336013 - jokekill (11/10/2014) [-]
Well, most people wouldn't punch a midget.

You could just knee them in the face
User avatar #336016 to #336013 - azumeow (11/10/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, anybody with those stats is either a dwarf, a child, or a corpse.
User avatar #336017 to #336016 - azumeow (11/10/2014) [-]
And even if I were normal size for a dude, fuck you you don't know me. Talk shit, get hit. Mama didn't raise no pussy.
User avatar #336010 to #336009 - jokekill (11/10/2014) [-]
Also guys who dye their hair black. I don't think i've ever met a guy who dyes their hair who isn't a stuck-up cunt who thinks they're the hottest shit to walk the earth
User avatar #336065 to #336010 - nefarian (11/10/2014) [-]
Glorious natural golden hair race
User avatar #336014 to #336010 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Well, in my defence, I am pretty cool.
User avatar #335966 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
When people post about their friends. Stop oppressing me with your having friends privilege!
User avatar #335971 to #335966 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
what kind of things are they saying about their friends?
User avatar #335988 to #335971 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, anything at all, really
User avatar #335996 to #335988 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
unless its something along the lines of "omg my best friends are so randum xDDD...", "they mean the world to me" and "im so lucky to have them in my life" then youll survive
User avatar #336000 to #335996 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
But muh ptsd though
User avatar #335963 - fistfireace (11/10/2014) [-]
I hate it when people come to me for advice.

I don't know how to help you. I don't know what to say. Fuck, I can't even help myself when I have a problem. It just makes it awkward when you come telling me about your problems out of the blue; I didn't expect it, so that makes it 10x worse.

Although, if you aren't actually looking for advice and still tell me about your problems out of the blue, then you can go fuck yourself. I don't tell you about my problems, so why should you tell me about yours? If you tell me then I'd assume you want advice and when I attempt to give you some and you respond with "Ok" or "k"...well, fuck you cunt.
User avatar #335967 to #335963 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Often times people just want sympathy and a shoulder to cry on. Human relations ain't always about pure pragmatism.
User avatar #335968 to #335967 - fistfireace (11/10/2014) [-]
The problem with that is I usually don't know what to say so it's awkward (for me anyway). Especially when it's over the internet - it's not like I could give them a hug or anything.
User avatar #335975 to #335968 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I get you on that. "Sorry" and "It'll get better" are accepted and often expected answers, from what I can tell. I am not a robot, by the way.
User avatar #335981 to #335975 - fistfireace (11/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I probably should say that next time. It's better than what I said to someone earlier. I, too, am not a robot.
User avatar #335991 to #335981 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Well hello, fellow not-robots! Isn't such an amazing coincidence that all three of us are certainly not robots? Ha ha!
User avatar #336002 to #335991 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I am truly amazed by this happenstance, yes, who could all imagine that all of us are indeed humans? It is truly comical to be around two other humans, ha ha ha.
User avatar #335964 to #335963 - alexanderburns (11/10/2014) [-]
So do you hate having friends then?
User avatar #335965 to #335964 - fistfireace (11/10/2014) [-]
Nah. I just rather be asked, "Can I ask you for advice?" than just someone randomly telling me about something that I have no answer to.
User avatar #335958 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Even though it's been happening constantly for like the last 12 years, I still find folding a woman's laundry to be somehow uncomfortable and off-putting.
User avatar #335973 to #335958 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
yeah... skid marks on a womans underwear is probably enough to make anyone feel uncomfortable and put off

some things arent meant to be seen
User avatar #335974 to #335973 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Get a better washing machine.
User avatar #335978 to #335974 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
or wipe your ass properly after taking a poop
User avatar #335979 to #335978 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Touche, master balls, touche.
User avatar #335982 to #335979 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
theres no s in my name, cunt
User avatar #335983 to #335982 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Artistic licence.
User avatar #335985 to #335983 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
Autistic licence.
User avatar #335987 to #335985 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Now I don't like you.
User avatar #335990 to #335987 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
jk, luv u bby
User avatar #335997 to #335990 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't want the love of a person who uses words all willy nilly
User avatar #335959 to #335958 - alexanderburns (11/10/2014) [-]
What about wearing it?
#335960 to #335959 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't have the hips for it.
I don't have the hips for it.
User avatar #335972 to #335960 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

we all know your hips dont lie
User avatar #335977 to #335972 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
That song was playing when I first took heroin. Oh, good times.
User avatar #335994 to #335977 - shibe (11/10/2014) [-]
dont take the heroes
User avatar #335995 to #335994 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I've been clean for the last 8 years, Shibe, don't be a bitch.
User avatar #335999 to #335995 - shibe (11/10/2014) [-]
my favorite song by the velvet underground is heroin
User avatar #336001 to #335999 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't remember that one.
User avatar #336003 to #336001 - shibe (11/10/2014) [-]
is this some sort of joke i'm not getting or what
User avatar #336004 to #336003 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
No; I don't remember that song, Shib.
User avatar #336006 to #336004 - shibe (11/10/2014) [-]
The Velvet Underground - Heroin come on man
User avatar #336007 to #336006 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Ah, yes, Proto Paradise City. That one's gud.
User avatar #335980 to #335977 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
i usually play it when injecting mariguanas
#335984 to #335980 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Mar iguana, you say?
#335952 - tvfreakuk (11/10/2014) [-]
The amount of good shows that get cancelled.   
I've just watched all the currently aired episodes of 'A to Z' online.   
Then on the final episode aired, loads of comments were saying "Can't believe this show is cancelled"   
I was hoping it was a joke, but just checked Wikipedia and it's been cancelled.   
I swear to fucking Christ, WHY?!    
It was cute, it was funny, a lot of people seemed to like it, and it had "favorable reviews"   
Why would they cancel it after only SIX EPISODES have been aired?
The amount of good shows that get cancelled.
I've just watched all the currently aired episodes of 'A to Z' online.
Then on the final episode aired, loads of comments were saying "Can't believe this show is cancelled"
I was hoping it was a joke, but just checked Wikipedia and it's been cancelled.
I swear to fucking Christ, WHY?!
It was cute, it was funny, a lot of people seemed to like it, and it had "favorable reviews"
Why would they cancel it after only SIX EPISODES have been aired?
User avatar #335955 to #335952 - cycloneclone (11/10/2014) [-]
>watching tv in 2014
User avatar #335954 to #335952 - ferrettamer (11/10/2014) [-]
tfw the 4400 got cancelled
User avatar #335946 - fistfireace (11/10/2014) [-]
Man, fuck the comment section on this site now. The majority of comments are now stupid shit posting cunts with theme accounts. Then stupid people keeps on replying to them for the fucking free green thumbs. Hell, it even got to the point where if you posted a different opinion people would say your comment is bait. Really? Fucking faggots.
#335940 - hauntzor (11/10/2014) [-]
ITT: disgusting shit you did as a kid that you're ashamed to think about now

I would only wipe after taking a shit if my asshole felt particularly greasy afterwards, resulting in me having a crusty starfish prettymuch all the time.
#336005 to #335940 - fargfive (11/10/2014) [-]
I used to not change socks very often. That's the worst thing I remember doing.
You people are disgusting
User avatar #335970 to #335940 - tvfreakuk (11/10/2014) [-]
When I was younger, I was terrified of getting out of bed at night - so if I needed to pee I would just stand up, pull down my pants, and piss on the bed, then lay in my piss
For ages it confused my mam as to how I was "peeing myself" in my sleep but not having any on my pants.
#335949 to #335940 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
One, I went on a trash cleaning trip along a lake that the entire school was in it was that or write an essay about why to keep the environment clean and we were all supposed meet at a spot where the buses would come pick us up and take us to another place for lunch. Well, as I was riding on the bus, I had mucus built up in my nose. I had nowhere to sneeze, so I sucked it back down and it went into my mouth, and it built up along with saliva because I couldn't spit it out the window because we were moving and I didn't want it to land behind me on the bus back seats were full .

For 10-15 minutes, I held in a massive loogie in my mouth until we stopped at the place so I could spit it out.
User avatar #335942 to #335940 - awesomerninjathing (11/10/2014) [-]
I used to take a dump behind curtains (like door curtains covering the balcony door)

I also did that at other peoples houses
#335934 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
"Payday 2 is programmed fine. I don't know what the hell you're on about."
User avatar #335948 to #335934 - themanwithnoplan (11/10/2014) [-]
You see ivan, when you hold sledgehammer like rifle, the enemy cower because fear of hammer becoming boolett
User avatar #335951 to #335948 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
"Battle will avail you not, my foolish friend! My uru hammer shall absorb the flames and hurl them back at you, like THIS!"

What I put in the desc. of the picture on Steam.
User avatar #335939 to #335934 - ferrettamer (11/10/2014) [-]
Wow 1 visual glitch, into the trash it goes
#335947 to #335939 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
I've encountered more than this (body parts on corpse stretching nope.avi style, AI not doing anything until they get killed, enemies appearing out of nowhere, sound glitching, etc.) but this one really stood out, so I decided to capture it.

And I never said I DIDN'T like Payday 2, did I?
User avatar #335953 to #335947 - ferrettamer (11/10/2014) [-]
Yea, visual glitches and buggy AI happen in almost every game.
#335920 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
The term "rape culture." What even is that?   
   
A civilization/society that has built its traditions and artifacts around the subject of rape?   
   
A type of bacteria containing nutrients that are currently raping it?   
   
Forcing Boy George to have sex with you when he clearly doesn't want it?
The term "rape culture." What even is that?

A civilization/society that has built its traditions and artifacts around the subject of rape?

A type of bacteria containing nutrients that are currently raping it?

Forcing Boy George to have sex with you when he clearly doesn't want it?
User avatar #335962 to #335920 - Shiny (11/10/2014) [-]
It started off as a sociological phenomenon in which cultures that were otherwise intolerant of transgressions were weirdly apathetic toward sexual violence, i.e. good ol' boy towns with jock schools that turned a blind eye to the rapey misconduct of star players. This was promptly hijacked by the left half of the oh so wonderful world of scientific bigotry, similar to how Darwinian evolution--a scientific theory with absolutely zero political connotations--was turned into Social Darwinism, a flimsy justification for sociopathic, might-makes-right behavior.
User avatar #335993 to #335962 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
And who says the internet isn't educational?
User avatar #335924 to #335920 - alexanderburns (11/10/2014) [-]
Grape culture is pretty cool tho
User avatar #335921 to #335920 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I'm usually on the side of most conservative feminist ideas, but yes, rape culture is a stupid concept and it makes no bloody sense.
User avatar #335923 to #335921 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
I sincerely hope that doesn't mean you agree with the feminists you see daily on FP.
User avatar #335927 to #335923 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
>most conservative
>daily on front page

Unless you're talking about Dr. Cristina Sommers, nigga what?
User avatar #335932 to #335927 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
In the pictures, not the comments.
User avatar #335931 to #335927 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know the difference between all these different kinds of feminism.

Nigga, I don't keep up with the feminist "movement."
User avatar #335937 to #335931 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
It's not so much different kinds of feminism as it is a sort of micro-spectrum.

All feminists (for sake of my point) would be left leaning. However, you would have logical feminists Logical feminists, Dr. Christina Sommers, The Valiant Five, etc. who would be more right leaning than other feminists like say, Anitta Sarkesian, or which ever other crazy person you wanted to use for your example.
User avatar #335929 to #335927 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
*Christina
User avatar #335930 to #335929 - thesoulless ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I didn't need the "most", either.
User avatar #335926 to #335923 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
What's FP?
User avatar #335933 to #335928 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't think I ever see "feminists on front page".
User avatar #335936 to #335933 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
The pictures, not the comments.
User avatar #335950 to #335941 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
GG, fake PTSD, etc.?
User avatar #335956 to #335950 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Gamergate is retards shouting at each other, I don't know what you're on about, I don't know what you're on about part two: and then they didn't know.
User avatar #335986 to #335956 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
Do you go on the Front Page?
User avatar #335989 to #335986 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
No, I am discussing the contents of a place I never visit because I am a cretin.
User avatar #335992 to #335989 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
They had a quite a bit of content on that women who claimed the internet gave her PTSD because of it being "anti-feminist."
User avatar #335914 - cycloneclone (11/10/2014) [-]
people who use those gatorade water bottles for sports as an everyday water bottle
the sound of them squirting it into their mouths is so fucking disgusting
#335910 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
"Kill a jumping Cloaker with the grenade launcher."

Worst achievement in the history of mankind 2014
User avatar #335909 - ninjatacos (11/10/2014) [-]
I hate it when i have literally nothing to do and i'm forced to just fall asleep
User avatar #335904 - ferrettamer (11/10/2014) [-]
I have to get up at 7 tomorrow, but because I've stayed up until 5 and got up at 1 the past two days I don't know if I will be able to fall asleep at a reasonable time. I have some Tylenol that has like a sleepiness added but I don't have any pain so it would be like me doing heroin to fall asleep. Oh well This ends my renpost
User avatar #335902 - foreveranonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
I hate that my dad talks shit about dead people. Like, what the fuck. A while ago he randomly came into my room while I was with the bae and then talked shit about my grandfather for 40 minutes. It was completely random, and then he left and never brought it up again. He also talks shit about my mom/his dead wife more often than anyone should. I still hate my dad
#335903 to #335902 - thebestpieever ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
We should start a club.
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