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User avatar #308954 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate how I don't know if I want a girlfriend or not. Like, sometimes I really want someone to talk to about anything, cuddle, chill all the time n shit, but then sometimes I feel like I'd be terrible at it and never down to do anything with her.
User avatar #309015 to #308954 - ZenMacros (08/19/2014) [-]
So basically you want a girlfriend, but your lack of confidence discourages you from the idea of it.
User avatar #309080 to #309015 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
no

I feel like I'd just be rushing into things trying to get a gf just for the sake of getting a gf and I'd be bad at it because I'm super lazy sometimes
User avatar #308960 to #308954 - thegrohltroll (08/19/2014) [-]
Same thing here. I'm gonna get a cat tho.
User avatar #308957 to #308954 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
>implying you could ever get a gf
User avatar #308961 to #308958 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
simply ebin
#308946 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/And+I+thought+I+had+a+bad+day/funny-pictures/5262672/66#66

"hur dur I can join the military but I can't drink a beer lol this country is so bullshit i hate america cuz there's rules lol anarchy!"

Fuck these little commie faggots.
User avatar #308963 to #308946 - ivoryhammer (08/19/2014) [-]
If someone is calling for anarchy, then they aren't communists.
#308964 to #308963 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
Shut up, commie
#308948 to #308946 - princessren (08/19/2014) [-]
I mean...it's a fair complaint I suppose
but...I don't see the problem
my teacher was a kid when they made it 21, apparently there was alot of drunk driving accidents and stuff, and I mean...he had a point when he said you have all these kids just learning to drive and then you hand them alcohol, I dunno...teenage drunk driving accidents have gone down atleast here apparently so that has to say something not to mention the developing brain thing or whatever
I mean...I guess their point is either raise the age you can join the military, or lower the drinking age
and I don't think raising the age is a good idea because you have these kids getting out of high school and usually their options are either to go to college, join the work force, or go into the military either as a career, to get money and whatever for college or even just to get skills they can apply into the work force.
by raising it you are pretty much getting rid of one of their options entirely, or having them waste alot of their time waiting until they can.
I dunno, either way I don;t see lowering the age of drinking or raising the age to be recruited as good ideas but what do I know I have never drank anything or joined the military in my 19 years of life and am just rambling at this point
#308953 to #308948 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
The age of enlistment and the drinking age have literally no reason to be correlated just so commie faggots will stop bitching about having the privilege to serve their country.
User avatar #308938 - geothermal (08/19/2014) [-]
So i play this Habbo Hotel clone, and every week they do a "Room of the Week" thing, and i've won 1st place for the last 4 weeks in a row. Everyone calls me a hacker or "you sucked the mods dick" or something. What it really is, is that im simply better than everyone else at making rooms. The most recent theme was "Celebration". So i made full on fucking concert complete with ~150 AI players in the audience and a band that sang multiple songs, on a massive fucking stage, every little thing needed around it, and at least 20 different commands for food, firework, song selection, etc...

And the 2nd place was a birthday party. And the 3rd place was also, a birthday party.

Motherfuckers.
User avatar #308993 to #308938 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
Are you thisisbait
User avatar #308928 - thesoulless (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate that we don't have thumb bans anymore.
User avatar #308923 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
animefags seem to be getting worse lately
User avatar #308924 to #308923 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
also
anime
fuck anime
User avatar #308943 to #308939 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
If you removed yourself from the presence of this earth that would be just peachy.
User avatar #308994 to #308943 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
If ferrettamer started dating princessren it'd be James and the Giant Peach.
User avatar #308996 to #308994 - ferrettamer (08/19/2014) [-]
inb4 he says it would be faggot squared
User avatar #308997 to #308996 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
If you guys square danced together it would :^)
User avatar #308945 to #308944 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm not doing this in a friendly way either, please do.
#308922 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
For fuck's sake.
User avatar #308949 to #308922 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
I find it ironic that you're complaining about a pony.
The fanbase for that game is starting to look like the fanbase of previous creepy things with cutesy elements/art styles, like Don't Hug Me I'm Scared and Gregory Horror Show, but not as bad. At least the fanart intended to be creepy actually realizes the kind of creepiness in the source material, and there's a decent amount of it too.
#309002 to #308949 - nefarian (08/19/2014) [-]
Too much cute shit gets a bit old after a while. Fortunately, there are artists out there with different ideas.
User avatar #309100 to #309002 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
Like I've said, at least they get it right.
#309004 to #309002 - nefarian (08/19/2014) [-]
Or better yet; a mix of both.
Or better yet; a mix of both.
#308951 to #308949 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
And then there's the other kind.
User avatar #308965 to #308951 - geothermal (08/19/2014) [-]
What did you except, anthropomorphic animals + popular new thing = furry fanart and porn.
#308967 to #308965 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
Not complaining about the furry shit
User avatar #309101 to #308967 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
Then why did you bring it up?
User avatar #308952 to #308951 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
I blame /v/. Those guys go fast when they care enough. It doesn't help how many furries are on there, even with the anti-furry sentiment around.
User avatar #308942 to #308919 - fargfive (08/19/2014) [-]
I remember the days when I thought John Joseco was the pinnacle of all art.
User avatar #308934 to #308919 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
[Falsetto intensifies]
User avatar #308904 - thesoulless (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate that trolling has degenerated to the point where people think that giving them any kind of response is falling for it. Trolling is about using your wit and cunning to enrage people who take the bait. Nowadays, it's rare for people to even take the bait, since it's usually so obvious that a blind person could spot it, and then the "trolls" think they won because people thumb down their half-ass attention grab. These trolls are such basic bitches that they read 15 on the pH scale. The worst thing is that people are actually going along with this bull, and accepting these utter failures as master trolls. It's absolutely disgusting.

RIP in peace, trolling 1941 - 2014
The bell trolls for thee.
User avatar #308917 to #308904 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
Most trolls here want red thumbs.
They want attention.

If people stopped fucking feeding them what they want through a fucking funnel, then maybe they wouldn't be such a fucking problem.

Ignore the fuckers.
Don't thumb them down.
Don't reply to them with your uber witty sarcasm for cheap thumbs.
Goddamn. People used to have more common fucking sense.
User avatar #308925 to #308917 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
no matter what you do they wont stop
User avatar #308929 to #308925 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
If we all stopped feeding them so much they'd die.
But I have a fuck of a chance of that happening.
God forbid you fucks make me happy.
User avatar #308916 to #308904 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I used to be friends with some guys that would go to Christian forums and spend like 2 days asking real questions someone seeking spiritual guidance would ask and then the third would be all like "So if we're all created in god's image then how big is his dick? Does he wax down there? Why would God need a dick?" I used to think it was a rather crass way of getting a rise out of people, but it was pretty funny. Back then, anyway.
User avatar #308912 to #308904 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
>the read 15 on the pH scale

lmao chill out nerd did u just learn that in 8th grade or what
User avatar #308920 to #308912 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
Shut up fag you're only like 13
User avatar #308921 to #308920 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
im almost 17 broseph
User avatar #308926 to #308921 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
im 17 and a half
which means i can beat your ass
User avatar #309005 to #308926 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm 17 and 2/3
which means I can beat your ass
User avatar #308927 to #308926 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
chill out bro
User avatar #308930 to #308927 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
im not your bro
not cool man
User avatar #308931 to #308930 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
i'm not your man, bud
User avatar #308932 to #308931 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
im not your bud
now make like a tree and fuck off
User avatar #308933 to #308932 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
make like a sterile slut and go artificially inseminate yourself
User avatar #308935 to #308933 - cycloneclone (08/19/2014) [-]
too far man, too fucking far
EdwardNigma
this child is harassing me
User avatar #308936 to #308935 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
leave me alone
User avatar #308913 to #308912 - thesoulless (08/19/2014) [-]
I'll have you know I learned it last year in grade 6 cause I'm so uber smart!
User avatar #308914 to #308913 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
shopping for the winter and its just may nigga
#308869 - princessren (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate how this will eventually stop being the theme for Code Geass and I will have to listen to something else at the start of an episode
Code Geass R2 - Opening 1 HD
User avatar #308886 to #308869 - ferrettamer (08/19/2014) [-]
>not skipping it
but gj on watching goat anime
User avatar #308888 to #308886 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
One Stormy Night?
User avatar #308890 to #308888 - ferrettamer (08/19/2014) [-]
gud 1 m8
User avatar #308893 to #308890 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
Mmmkay.
User avatar #308878 to #308869 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't remember much about the series or if I even watched it but I recognise the song.
User avatar #308883 to #308878 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
>not watching Code Geass
>watching JoJo
Megapleb has gotten to you. Its too late.
User avatar #308887 to #308883 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't watch anything. This shit gets spoon fed to me. Someone I know goes "ZOMG you gotta watch this shit" I go "No I don't" and they say yes and send me a link and in the bad cases a list. And in the worst cases they sit me in front of a TV.

But I think I watched this. I kind of remember. If I did it was a long time ago. Like, this shit has got to be old, from before I became and asshole at least. Or something similarly looking with similar music.
User avatar #308892 to #308887 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
First episode aired in 06, last in 08.
User avatar #308896 to #308892 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Sounds about right.
User avatar #308877 to #308869 - voxdei (08/19/2014) [-]
CLOVIS BUILDS A MEGA NUCLEAR BOMB

SUZAKU KILLS LELOUCH

NUNALLY IS NOT BLIND

PRINCES EUPHEMIA DIES

LELOUCH MOTHER WAS ALIVE AFTER ALL OF IT
#308901 to #308877 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
>SUZAKU KILLS LELOUCH
top kek u stupid ass nigga
User avatar #308950 to #308908 - teoanon (08/19/2014) [-]
He's referring to a scene cut in the dub where it shows C2 on that wagon and she's talking to LeLouch, in the dub the scene ends there but in source it shows LeLouch's face and him smirking, showing that he's still alive
User avatar #309277 to #308950 - ferrettamer (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh. I'mma have to watch subs then
User avatar #308875 to #308869 - voxdei (08/19/2014) [-]
NUNALLY IS NOT BLIND

PRINCES EUPHEMIA DIES

SUZAKU KILLS LELOUCH

LELOUCH MOTHER WAS ALIVE AFTER ALL OF IT
User avatar #308874 to #308869 - thesoulless (08/19/2014) [-]
Clannad: After Story has a better theme..
User avatar #308872 to #308869 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
Have this better version from Another Century's Episode.
A.C.E.: R - 02
User avatar #308871 to #308869 - thesoulless (08/19/2014) [-]
Everyone but the evil king guy is weirdly skinny, like they were all stretched out or something.
User avatar #308859 - infamoustrapper (08/19/2014) [-]
where do i masturbate when im at college
User avatar #309018 to #308859 - ZenMacros (08/19/2014) [-]
The library of cafeteria.
#309006 to #308859 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Having individual rooms master race
Having individual rooms master race
User avatar #308903 to #308859 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
Get roofies and date rape some women.

Either way, I want to know how much you cum from however long you've gone with blue balls.
User avatar #308862 to #308859 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
Bathroom
User avatar #308863 to #308862 - infamoustrapper (08/19/2014) [-]
What if I tend to moan
User avatar #308880 to #308863 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
Do it before you shower and have the water running?
User avatar #308884 to #308880 - infamoustrapper (08/19/2014) [-]
what college did you go to where everyone has their own bathroom and shower??
User avatar #308885 to #308884 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
I lived on campus last year, I just assumed you were doing the same.
User avatar #308889 to #308885 - infamoustrapper (08/19/2014) [-]
You assumed correct. But I mean the bathrooms have like 3 stalls and 3 showers in each. I cant just turn on the sink or shower and not be in it. This is serious business. I'm going to die. And masturbating stealthily is not my forte
User avatar #308902 to #308889 - teoanon (08/19/2014) [-]
show them your dick pimple and they'll give you the right of way
User avatar #308900 to #308889 - wethepixelisgod (08/19/2014) [-]
put a sock over your mouth, folded up
User avatar #308891 to #308889 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
Damn we had private bathrooms. Is there ever a time when you're alone and your roommates are out?
Hell, my roommate came home and fucked a girl while I was in the same room. Maybe they won't care.
User avatar #308894 to #308891 - infamoustrapper (08/19/2014) [-]
you lucky cunt. where are you from again? are you american? and damn that's bold. I don't even like holding hands infront of other people like alone fucking
User avatar #308897 to #308894 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm from Louisiana. Ya it was pretty bold but he was drunk.
User avatar #308895 to #308873 - infamoustrapper (08/19/2014) [-]
don't you laugh at me boy
User avatar #308866 to #308863 - thesoulless (08/19/2014) [-]
When you find out your professor is a tumblr feminist, your moans will be drowned out by the rest of the class.
User avatar #308867 to #308866 - infamoustrapper (08/19/2014) [-]
I have a class called Values and Ethics first semester. I'm actually frightened. Also are you implying that I masturbate during class? Kinky
User avatar #308870 to #308867 - thesoulless (08/19/2014) [-]
Well, hey, might as well seize the opportunity to seize the +3 wand of yogurt shooting.
#308847 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday
Rip to the sweetest prince Funnyjunk has ever had. Teoberry, we'll miss you.

"Teoberry, he didn' do nuffin" 1999-2014
User avatar #308876 to #308847 - plumpbooty (08/19/2014) [-]
>24 hour bans

check your privilege
User avatar #308899 to #308876 - thelegendneverdies (08/19/2014) [-]
i have about 22 of them tho.
User avatar #308941 to #308899 - plumpbooty (08/19/2014) [-]
>22 day ban

check your privilege
User avatar #308848 to #308847 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
He spammed.
He deserved it.
User avatar #308898 to #308848 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
LOOT THE FRONT PAGE, REPOST ALL YOU CAN BEFORE THE MODS CATCH ON!!!!!!!!!!

WE WANT JUSTICE
NOT PEACE

WE WANT JUSTICE
NOT PEACE

MODS STOP BANNING MY ONLINE FRIENDS!
User avatar #309009 to #308898 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
SPAM UP DON'T BAN! NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! FIGHT THE POWER!
User avatar #308879 to #308848 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
Where?
User avatar #308910 to #308879 - thelegendneverdies (08/19/2014) [-]
dogfucker board
User avatar #308906 to #308879 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Flagged things get removed, but he spammed furry board.
User avatar #308864 to #308848 - thesoulless (08/19/2014) [-]
He didn' do nutting, y'all mod'ratr's just racist 'gainst teos.
User avatar #309010 to #308864 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
My babyyy done nuthin wrong! Shiiiiii
User avatar #308853 to #308848 - thelegendneverdies (08/19/2014) [-]
It was the same thing as syrian. Since they were different comments, it wasn't spam (by the rules). I should actually only be banned for ~5 comments but I really don't give a shit.
User avatar #308905 to #308853 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Nigger, you posted multiple comments, constantly, completely different ones.
User avatar #308911 to #308905 - thelegendneverdies (08/19/2014) [-]
I know lol, but in phannies guide or whatever it defines spam as a single comment or image, so I should only be banned for when I spammed the same comment, which was like 5 times. obviously not asking for an unban, i dont care and it was worth it, just saying
User avatar #308915 to #308911 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
You did spam the same comment though, or if you didn't, it was still spam either way.
Don't try and find loopholes, you just piss mods off more and
A: They'll ban you anyway
B: No other mods will care. Not even admin will care.
User avatar #308918 to #308915 - thelegendneverdies (08/19/2014) [-]
true lol. whatever, i still got a minor kick out of it, thats all i really care about.
User avatar #308849 to #308848 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
No, he was a good boy.
User avatar #308832 - puggerugger (08/19/2014) [-]
That one guy you hang out with that you can't stand but you're other friends all like him
User avatar #308907 to #308832 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm probably that friend. Although I'm trying to distance myself from my 1 friend and he always walks with me when we get out of class so maybe I'm not that friend. Shit scares me.
User avatar #308836 to #308832 - freedomreturns ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I was worried I was that guy till they all wanted me to be their best man.
Feels good, man.
#308826 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
For some reason I attract weird people on the internet. The clingy "Hi, let's talk about stuff" type that post on your profile out of nowhere. They seem to be attracted to my honesty. Like how I honestly tell them I want them to fuck off. They must think I'm jokingly insulting them. No, I mean it. Fuck off. Shoo! Scat! Go. Away.
For some reason I attract weird people on the internet. The clingy "Hi, let's talk about stuff" type that post on your profile out of nowhere. They seem to be attracted to my honesty. Like how I honestly tell them I want them to fuck off. They must think I'm jokingly insulting them. No, I mean it. Fuck off. Shoo! Scat! Go. Away.
#308909 to #308826 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
Whenever I do something nice for someone online and then they add me as a friend and try to be my best friend.
User avatar #308855 to #308826 - voxdei (08/19/2014) [-]
Hi, lets talk about stuff :3

*glomps*

How are you today?
User avatar #308845 to #308826 - ferrettamer (08/19/2014) [-]
There was this one guy on Kongregate (just thinking about that site brings back cringy memories) that was like that with me. Eventually I blocked him on Steam, Skype and Kong.
User avatar #308846 to #308845 - ferrettamer (08/19/2014) [-]
cringey* maybe idk how to spell it
User avatar #308854 to #308846 - dalokan (08/19/2014) [-]
kongregate is cool tho

if you ignore all the tweens and shit
User avatar #308856 to #308854 - ferrettamer (08/19/2014) [-]
Yea, but I was a tween when I first went on there, and the shit I did was kinda cringey
User avatar #308830 to #308828 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
You're not one of them, dipshit.
User avatar #308834 to #308830 - saltyfries (08/19/2014) [-]
dammit how's life treating ya?
User avatar #308835 to #308834 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
I love life. Life hates me. End of story.
User avatar #308815 to #308802 - ferrettamer (08/19/2014) [-]
that is pretty beautiful
#308794 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
What the fuck is it with all these "8 bit indie games" anyways?
#308882 to #308794 - epicscorpion (08/19/2014) [-]
Because it is quite frankly easier for indies to do. They don't have the time or money to focus on making good 3D graphics, so they'll go that route and hope no one notices when nothing else in their game is old-style but their graphical medium.

Or they genuinely want to go back in time. Thanks for giving me an excuse to continue harping on about Shovel Knight's glory
User avatar #308813 to #308794 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
Some do it, because they genuinely like the aesthetic of old 8-bit games. They are the 0.01%. The rest do it, because it's easy as shit to animate and you requires next to no programming, since it's simple 2D digital movement.. Easy way to cut down the cost of making a game.
User avatar #308808 to #308794 - teoanon (08/19/2014) [-]
It gives indie devs to be lazy on graphics and pass it off as a "retro" approach, if they focus less on graphics they can put that into other areas in the game.
#308805 to #308794 - leonhardt (08/19/2014) [-]
Pretty much bullshit.
User avatar #308752 - fistfireace (08/19/2014) [-]
People who say "sexy time".

Still frustrated with my attention span. I believe I complained about this before, but fuck it, I'm going to do it again. I cannot watch a movie, or a TV show, without pausing it to do something else. Since I watch shows/movies on my computer, this happens a lot. Tried watching a 99 minute movie at 12 pm, but finished it at 3-4 pm.

..and that's all I got to complain about, I think.
User avatar #309085 to #308752 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I have that same problem, the movie or show could be interesting, but nope, I've gotta check the front page for more stuff
#308751 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate how disrespectful my fucking mother is. here i am busting my ass since fucking april, and she has the fucking nerve to fucking insult me. I also hate how my drunk grandfather is home and requires 24/7 assistance just because he was stupid enough to continue drinking and force himself into a stroke 9 years ago... and i fucking hate how these fucktards keep badgering me and telling me to get a fucking job when I'm literally the only help these two fucking morons have...
I hate how disrespectful my fucking mother is. here i am busting my ass since fucking april, and she has the fucking nerve to fucking insult me. I also hate how my drunk grandfather is home and requires 24/7 assistance just because he was stupid enough to continue drinking and force himself into a stroke 9 years ago... and i fucking hate how these fucktards keep badgering me and telling me to get a fucking job when I'm literally the only help these two fucking morons have...
#308741 - ohemgeezus (08/19/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Fapping/text/5262918/

So he's back to trying to beg for money. Also, I like how he's trying to guilt people to buy shit for using adblock. A lot of the people using it have to use it because of the shit ads he has.
User avatar #308738 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/social/114092#114092

what the fuck is wrong with people
#308816 to #308738 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
You know, we always joke about how desperate people on the internet are, but you never truly realize just how powerful their thirst is until you see it with your own eyes.
User avatar #308753 to #308738 - ZenMacros (08/19/2014) [-]
I actually kinda feel bad for him her.
#308776 to #308753 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
she did it to herself
User avatar #308779 to #308776 - ZenMacros (08/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm just saying it's sad that she's so pitiful that she actually did that.
User avatar #308749 to #308738 - teoanon (08/19/2014) [-]
pretty sure shes the same person that was in those FJ tinychats with the chin guy like a few months back
User avatar #308742 to #308738 - dalokan (08/19/2014) [-]
the thirst is real
User avatar #308744 to #308742 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
Spongebob - Don't Need It! [original]
She's waaaaay past thirsty.
User avatar #308735 - thegamerslife (08/19/2014) [-]
I want to play lawn darts... if I play it on my own private property, is it still illegal?
User avatar #308758 to #308735 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Nope, you have to get the weighted kind.
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=lawn+darts
User avatar #308759 to #308758 - thegamerslife (08/19/2014) [-]
fuck those. I just looked it up and you just aren't allowed to sell them anymore from what I can gather.

and you know what, if it was illegal to go out in my yard and use them that makes not fucking sense, since I can go out in my yard and shoot off as many rounds (guns) I want and it's not an issue in the slightest.
User avatar #308760 to #308759 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Do you live out in the country?
User avatar #308763 to #308760 - thegamerslife (08/19/2014) [-]
about 1/4 mile away from town, but yes. at least half the people around here shoot in there yards. the guy across the road (on a hill) that owns a couple hundred acres uses a propane cannon every month or so too (sounds like a bomb going off).
User avatar #308767 to #308763 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Let me guess, you live in either Missouri or Kansas? I live in Kansas, 1 minute from MO
(leaning towards missouri)

Also, you could get the weighted kind, pull the tips off, and just get some other metal thing to attach at the end to make your own.
User avatar #308774 to #308767 - thegamerslife (08/19/2014) [-]
WA state. would buying not sharpened ones and sharpening them be illegal?
User avatar #308778 to #308774 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Well, I don't think sharpened plastic ones would do anything, as in work properly.
Also, from the article I read about the idiot killing someone with one, it looks like they're not illegal to own, they're only illegal for manufacturers to sell.

So you'd be fine modifying your own.
User avatar #308782 to #308778 - thegamerslife (08/19/2014) [-]
That sounds more like it... I didn't think they could just outright ban something like that. it didn't sound right at all, even if it is somewhat dangerous. My sister was almost impaled in the head as a child from what my dad tells me. (yeah, she is old and lived a lot longer then me (my dad is coming up on 60 in the next few years. lol)
User avatar #308784 to #308782 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Uhh, that's the exact way that kid died.
A 7 year old girl was impaled in the head by her neighbor
User avatar #308786 to #308784 - thegamerslife (08/19/2014) [-]
by her neighbor!? someone got a bit excited or a bit too drunk for that game.
I would say it's something that shouldn't be banned, but it should be sold under similar pretense as firearms and ammunition. age restriction on buying and using it, and warnings of the dangers and some fine print literature on how to stay safe while using it.
I even think the golden rules of firearms apply to them somewhat.
User avatar #308788 to #308786 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
He accidentally threw it over a fence and it killed her.
The mom said something crazy about the product needs to be banned/
User avatar #308824 to #308788 - thegamerslife (08/19/2014) [-]
that type of "quick ban it" thinking is so fucking stupid... It's why my favorite show as a child was taken off air abruptly... I miss megaman... so because a stupid kid shot his brother with a BB gun because the parents allowed a child who probably didn't have a proper understanding of the dangers access to a BB gun, we all suffer...
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