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#433901 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(11/01/2015) [-]
they took out infection in halo the master chief collection. Goddamn it 343i.
they took out infection in halo the master chief collection. Goddamn it 343i.
#433914 to #433901 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/01/2015) [-]
>implygin infection was even fun
Way to cuck yourself.
#433915 to #433914 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(11/01/2015) [-]
>implying infection wasn't fun.

#433916 to #433915 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/01/2015) [-]
maybe with friends
>tfw you still haven't FUCKING ADDED ME.
#433917 to #433916 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(11/01/2015) [-]
shhh...i'm trying to get drunk
#433919 to #433917 - darksideofthebeast
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(11/01/2015) [-]
Just keep playing with shit teammates, then.
Enjoy losing every game with someone going 0/15
#433921 to #433919 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(11/01/2015) [-]
I will, nigga.
#433895 - kekat
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(11/01/2015) [-]
My theory is that if i make a post about my poop, aeiou cant come by and make it into a poop post.

Short and simple, ive been eating too many apples, and my shit is representative of something similar to oatmeal, and my farts smell like someone deep fried some dog vomit, and the shits themselves feel like im crapping out liquid mixtape

this sucks mate, i just wanted to eat some apples
#433939 to #433895 - donated
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(11/01/2015) [-]
People need to try to make their shits bad...

My diets naturally bad that I shit clumps and that dont flush and cling to the toilet.
#433899 to #433895 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(11/01/2015) [-]
How many fucking apples do you eat a day to where it effects your shits?
#433900 to #433899 - kekat
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(11/01/2015) [-]
2-4
#433896 to #433895 - superchrischan
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(11/01/2015) [-]
Eat apple then?
You don't have to cuddle your own feces you know
#433897 to #433896 - kekat
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(11/01/2015) [-]
i like the apples, and i enjoy eating them, but im angry that apples come with the cost of hot magmatic shits
#433898 to #433897 - superchrischan
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(11/01/2015) [-]
I eat apples and my shit doesn't do that.
#433880 - murrlogic
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(10/31/2015) [-]
I'm gonna tell you guys a story.

My mother met a man named John Stimack. He was a con artist who used the weak willed mind of my mother to easily convince her he was a nice person. He had a son named Timothy

He would savagely beat Timothy every day to the point where I would never see him again. When my dad was in jail I was stuck with John while my mom was at work.

He used to go drinking a lot and leave me with his 3 babysitter friends. Joe who was homeless, Eddie who was a sexual predator, and the other John who was a colossal fucking retard.

When dad got out of prison he filed a restraining order against John preventing him permanent access into the city of Cloverdale ever. I think John got arrested and eventually got raped in prison or some shit

But when my mom got back this then lead to the final argument between them which eventually lead me to being a foster kid.

So what the fuck happened today? I see a family of 4 sitting outside a fucking safeway because the designated dad lost his fucking job and he has a son and a daughter

I am literally holding all my restraint calling 911 right now because those kids need emergency housing. What did I do instead? I gave that man $100 hoping he'd go to a cheap motel...and he's still fucking there asking for more money.
#433892 to #433880 - dalokan ONLINE
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(11/01/2015) [-]
can confirm, i was 100$
#433889 to #433880 - thebestpieever
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(11/01/2015) [-]
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
#433902 to #433889 - cycloneclone
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(11/01/2015) [-]
im blueeeee
#433891 to #433889 - shibe
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(11/01/2015) [-]
and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
#433881 to #433880 - shibe
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(10/31/2015) [-]
this story was awful
#433884 to #433881 - cycloneclone
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(10/31/2015) [-]
murr really is an awful person, even after giving that man money
#433885 to #433884 - shibe
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(10/31/2015) [-]
charity is a disease on the poor
#433875 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
My dog barks for a couple minutes each time someone knocks on the door or rings the bell, and I just realized I'm going to have to deal with him tonight
#433969 to #433875 - shenro
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(11/01/2015) [-]
could be worse, some dogs barks at the mere sound of something
#433888 to #433875 - muchname
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Ive got three dogs... one boxer and two cross breads of pugs and jack fucking Russells, Its bad enough when one of my friends they've met multiple times knocks and they go into a bug-eyed-yapping frenzy.
#433873 - Shiny
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(10/31/2015) [-]
OH SHIT THE GAME I WANT IS ON SALE! Bought, download started, aaaand it takes for fucking ever because everyone and their mother is on Steam
#433862 - kekat
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Its raining at 3pm, and some teenagers just came to my garage, only 1 of them had a costume and it was just a black morph suit and a guy fawkes mask, and said "trick or treat"

im just on my laptop painting some cones green, there is no candy in sight, not even an empty bowl

i said, its a bit early and its raining, and most of you arent even wearing a costume

they got all pissy so i told em to go gangrape a pumpkin, and they left

>:l
#433863 to #433862 - kekat
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(10/31/2015) [-]
if they come back to fuck with my house/car im gonna pelt em with paintballs or something
#433858 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
>Someone's 12-year-old-edgelord card in Cards Against Humanity doesn't get picked
>"OMG DIE IN A HOLE THAT WAS THE BEST ONE"

Sorry for not finding shock humor funny, go have a juice box and calm down
#433882 to #433858 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/31/2015) [-]
**darksideofthebeast used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**darksideofthebeast rolls To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _.**
#433883 to #433882 - darksideofthebeast
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(10/31/2015) [-]
**darksideofthebeast used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**darksideofthebeast rolls A windmill full of corpses.** BENIS
#433866 to #433858 - babybeel
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Like if something mentions a dick it automatically wins. Even if it made zero sense.
#433869 to #433866 - averagewhitekid
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(10/31/2015) [-]
benis ::DDD
#433874 to #433869 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
ay, Connor.

Was a while ago
#433876 to #433874 - averagewhitekid
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Most people these days call me The Hash Slinging Slasher of Florida, but glad someone remembered the name ;)
and yes, benis was a while ago
#433877 to #433876 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
did you see the comment I left on your profile
I have a big mess to clean up, not all bad though, but some misconceptions

you've moved in with your dorm I presume?
#433878 to #433877 - averagewhitekid
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(10/31/2015) [-]
lemme check it now
good to hear you doing better though

moved into a whole new apartment now, getting some school done, the usual stuff so far this year.
#433879 to #433878 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
yeeeee... I still haven't talked to everyone about it.. i just can't be fucked..

Nice man.
#433870 to #433869 - babybeel
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(10/31/2015) [-]
#433859 to #433858 - misticalz ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
I fucking hate when normies play CAH they always pick shock humor like it's a comedy god send upon earth.
whenever Im the Czar I pick the appropriate or most intelligent answer :^)
#433855 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
feeling like the only thing i do is slowing down everyone i interact with
#433843 - thegrohltroll
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(10/31/2015) [-]
you know Russia is going to burn Syria to the ground now that Isis has taken responsibility for the plane crash.
you know Russia is going to burn Syria to the ground now that Isis has taken responsibility for the plane crash.
#433857 to #433843 - badmotorfinger
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#433865 to #433857 - thegrohltroll
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(10/31/2015) [-]
ssssshhhhhhhhhh keep it down
#433893 to #433865 - badmotorfinger
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(11/01/2015) [-]
ok

#433853 to #433843 - nimba
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(10/31/2015) [-]
It's a halloween miracle
#433851 to #433843 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
#433852 to #433851 - thegrohltroll
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(10/31/2015) [-]
I'll talk about whatever I want here.
#433886 to #433852 - gibroner ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
well everybody else does anyways
#433856 to #433852 - badmotorfinger
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(10/31/2015) [-]
damn right
#433847 to #433843 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
This is what happens when we dont kill all shitskins.
#433848 to #433847 - thegrohltroll
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(10/31/2015) [-]
I bet you know everything, don't waste your time on us. Go share your knowledge with the world, make it a better place.
#433845 to #433843 - bladeboy
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(10/31/2015) [-]
THE FIRE RISES
#433846 to #433845 - thegrohltroll
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(10/31/2015) [-]
WW3 right around the corner
#433890 to #433846 - thechosentroll
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(11/01/2015) [-]
It would be, if anyone actually gave half a fuck about Syria.
#433841 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
That shitbag Mr. Hate is back, cowardly sneaking around down thumbing people.
#433837 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
"When you wake up because the train horn doesn't resolve the 7th. Curse you music brain!" - guy I know

Or it could be because train horns are specifically tuned to be jarring and alert people that there is a fucking train, and you're sounding pretentious for nothing.
#433854 to #433837 - nimba
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(10/31/2015) [-]
#I'mIntoEveryTypeOfMusic #arty #snowflake
#433872 to #433854 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
No, hes a music major that thinks anything other than the music he listens to is shit. He also thought Frank Sinatra was 20s music.
#433887 to #433872 - nimba
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(10/31/2015) [-]
That's just how opinions work though
#433836 - bladeboy
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(10/31/2015) [-]
wadafuck
#433850 to #433836 - thesoulless
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(10/31/2015) [-]
>using fascist as an insult
#433842 to #433836 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
they openly admit to censoring "mean" comments.

what do you think?
#433832 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
another ''female'' artist, another bunch of white knight on her. her comic aren't even funny
#433840 to #433832 - lobselvith
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(10/31/2015) [-]
For some reason the way that was worded is hilarious.
#433831 - gibroner ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
/channel/morbid-channel/Revenge/YbseLLo/ the people on this site are such bleeding heart pussies that they actually get upset over someone killing a tick
#433867 to #433831 - babybeel
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(10/31/2015) [-]
some ticks can fuck up your pets, I've only found one on my dog before and I crushed the fucker. Its a leeching, diseased bug. Who gives a shit?
#433868 to #433867 - babybeel
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(10/31/2015) [-]
I was agreeing with you btw, sorry if it came across otherwise
#433861 to #433831 - misticalz ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
>fags not knowing you can't stomp a tick to death
#433839 to #433831 - dreygur
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Ticks are fucking bastards and can die for all I care.
#433838 to #433831 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk is polarized. You either have the "Oh no dont kill a tick" people or the "That dog deserved to get shot thirteen times because its owners were niggers, and if you disagree you're a SJW" people.
#433834 to #433831 - shibe
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(10/31/2015) [-]
but that's fucking disgusting what the fuck
#433830 - fishinyourface ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
parents who bitch about you being in your room all the time, yet when you're spending time with them, all you do is listen to their petty fucking arguments. The fuck do you expect I'm going to do?
#433829 - lobselvith
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Unfunny commentary over cute animal videos. Always ruins the whole video.

I came to watch cute, not to listen to some tryhard crack super lame jokes about what the animal is doing.
#433828 - teoyuppie
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(10/31/2015) [-]
The main character from the first Nightmare on Elm Street really pisses me off. She's a snuggle tooth bitch.
#433823 - planetexpress
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(10/31/2015) [-]
My stalker is back. I'm actually kind of flattered. Anon keeps making fake accounts just to thumb little o'l me down
#433833 to #433823 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
#433819 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Kek, I was blocked by rihardololz for thumbing him down once
#433825 to #433819 - rokkarokkaali
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(10/31/2015) [-]
rihardololz
#433815 - minibeep
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(10/31/2015) [-]
i know its been going on for a long time and its probably never going to end but i dont like when people say sauce when they actually mean source