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User avatar #54372 - icameheretotroll (05/09/2013) [-]
mcdank you're an asshole
User avatar #55631 to #54372 - mcdank (05/11/2013) [-]
Why do you say this?
User avatar #55821 to #55631 - icameheretotroll (05/12/2013) [-]
you promised me that you'd share an account and you instantly logged off when I said that the password was incorrect

it's not nice when you give away hope and then crush it
User avatar #56146 to #55821 - mcdank (05/13/2013) [-]
Okay to be honest I was sharing this account and my friend changed the password and won't give it back, that was honestly the right pass, I didn't insta log, I was on for an hour, I promise I wouldn't do that.
User avatar #54361 - soupkitten (05/09/2013) [-]
What I really hate is my sister. Right now I could be playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate but she laid claim on my 3DS before I got it. Although she has it, she is actually watching anime (probably for a few hours). I say that she is not using it so I should be able to play but the damn bitch says she'll use it "later". This has been happening for the past few days. I'm holding in my anger so that I don't beat her to death.

TL;DR? My sister won't let me play Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate because she'll use it "later" but is actually watching anime, and I am trying my best not to kill her.
User avatar #54456 to #54361 - misterymisterman ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Next time you have the chance, hide it, claim innocence, and when you want to play tell her you found it.
User avatar #54363 to #54361 - bladeboy (05/09/2013) [-]
Tell your parents or just snatch it from her
User avatar #54365 to #54363 - soupkitten (05/09/2013) [-]
I'd like to but my sister majors in being a huge bitch.
User avatar #54366 to #54365 - bladeboy (05/09/2013) [-]
Wait until she sleeps
User avatar #54367 to #54366 - soupkitten (05/09/2013) [-]
She sleeps about the same time I sleep which is in about 4-5 hours from now. I also have to wake up early for school.
User avatar #54368 to #54367 - bladeboy (05/09/2013) [-]
Stay up 1 hour later, isn't it worth Monster Hunter?
User avatar #54369 to #54368 - soupkitten (05/09/2013) [-]
I guess but I'm really impatient.
User avatar #54370 to #54369 - bladeboy (05/09/2013) [-]
Snort cocaine in the main time
User avatar #54371 to #54370 - soupkitten (05/09/2013) [-]
Alright good advice
User avatar #54362 to #54361 - Timmietim (05/09/2013) [-]
Who owns the 3ds?
User avatar #54364 to #54362 - soupkitten (05/09/2013) [-]
Technically the both of us because I didn't want to spend so much to get the 3DS so I struck a deal with her because she wanted one too.
User avatar #54358 - alexanderburns (05/09/2013) [-]
I hate when I accidentally step on one of my cats and it starts a Great Cat War.
#54339 - centrifuge (05/09/2013) [-]
I hate people that think broken gifs are bad.   
   
THEY ARE NOT.
I hate people that think broken gifs are bad.

THEY ARE NOT.
#54390 to #54339 - rokkarokkaali (05/09/2013) [-]
All of the broken gifs I've gotten gave me headbang gifs.
All of the broken gifs I've gotten gave me headbang gifs.
User avatar #54353 to #54339 - misticalz ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
The longer you stare, the faster it gets.
#54346 to #54339 - derpityhurr (05/09/2013) [-]
You know how to fix em? I made this a while back
You know how to fix em? I made this a while back
User avatar #54349 to #54346 - herearemyartsies (05/09/2013) [-]
i think that just has to do with what fj does to the gif, how large is the file?
User avatar #54351 to #54349 - derpityhurr (05/09/2013) [-]
http://i.imgur.com/Rb2VoIm.gif
its about 1.5 mb
User avatar #54318 - rokkarokkaali (05/08/2013) [-]
I hate the argument that people 200 years ago were getting pregnant at 12 so we should still be able to. 200 years ago, you'd get mauled to death by the Plauge before you got far.

I hate how people say certain words in English in Spanish speaking countries. It's facebook, not fase bük.

I hate that a girl got suspended in my class, learnt nothing of it, and got in deep shit trouble again. Today. SHe got back from suspension today.

I hate how I missed a day because of some muscle pain I had on my back. And now my grade for English, the grade I was dominating with 100%, is now down to about 65% because I missed a test.

I hate how 65% is something to be proud of in this country.
User avatar #54340 to #54318 - bladeboy (05/09/2013) [-]
>200 years ago
>Plague


Check yourself before you wreck yourself
User avatar #54343 to #54340 - rokkarokkaali (05/09/2013) [-]
It's my attempt at a shitty joke, m8
#54334 to #54318 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
People 50 years ago were getting pregnant at 12.
People 20 years ago were getting pregnant at 12.
People today get pregnant at 12.

It's the average time a girl can start giving birth. You live in Uganda, you should understand basic evolutionary behaviors.
Just be happy that it's now frowned upon.
User avatar #54330 to #54318 - dumerveil (05/09/2013) [-]
I agree with you on the first one, but you used the most ridiculous analogy I've ever heard.

Why are you concerned about this girl? It's ridiculous, but it shouldn't affect you.

User avatar #54333 to #54330 - rokkarokkaali (05/09/2013) [-]
Because it's not just her that gets in trouble and says,"whatever"
User avatar #54336 to #54333 - dumerveil (05/09/2013) [-]
Do you get in trouble and say "whatever"?
User avatar #54342 to #54336 - rokkarokkaali (05/09/2013) [-]
I don't get in trouble. I'm too afraid of getting negative attention to do anything risky
User avatar #54319 to #54318 - mayormilkman (05/08/2013) [-]
What do you mean by the last thing?
User avatar #54320 to #54319 - rokkarokkaali (05/08/2013) [-]
In the US, where I came from, 70% or more was the passing grade, where 70% was borderline.
Where I live now, Uruguay, it's 50% to pass
User avatar #54321 to #54320 - ferrettamer (05/08/2013) [-]
In Canada 50% is passing.
User avatar #54323 to #54321 - rokkarokkaali (05/08/2013) [-]
I went to 'the best school in the district' so I guess everything was harder. But I liked 70% to pass. Because it made you work harder.
User avatar #54324 to #54323 - ferrettamer (05/08/2013) [-]
I don't work at all and my average was an 86% at midterm
User avatar #54325 to #54324 - rokkarokkaali (05/08/2013) [-]
I haven't done homework in a month and I have one of the highest grades in class. It makes me sad to be doing so good for so little
#54386 to #54325 - nightmaren (05/09/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, it sounds like you've contracted a bad case of being an elitist cunt.
Uh-oh, it sounds like you've contracted a bad case of being an elitist cunt.
User avatar #54387 to #54386 - rokkarokkaali (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh crap I'm an elitist now.
I think I worded it wrong. What I meant to say was that I was hardly doing work and getting 'passing' grades. Which meant nothing because where I came from, they would be extremely low. And so everyone is aiming for 50% and passing, when 70% seemed to be a much better minimum requirement.
User avatar #54432 to #54317 - teoberry (05/09/2013) [-]
hurr durr scintolegy is bad lululul we du not forigve.

I know it's really stupid, but to all these idiots wanting to 'take down' a multi-million, possibly billion, dollar organization, I suggest you shut up and fuck off
User avatar #54322 to #54317 - ferrettamer (05/08/2013) [-]
I fail to see how that is edgy
User avatar #54412 to #54322 - multimedia (05/09/2013) [-]
It's not. It's a fucking anime joke insulting Scientology, which is...well, it's Scientology.
User avatar #54316 - theangryrussian (05/08/2013) [-]
Why is it such a big deal when a couple thousand people die or get injured here in North America, but no one cares when thousands die every day everywhere else? Example: 9/11 (no offence to anyone here). 9/11. 3,000 people die. National tragedy. 300,000 people die in regular explosions and firefights in, say, Syria. No one gives a flying fuck. And why, you ask? BECAUSE WE'RE TOO BUSY WITH OUR THUMBS UP OUR ASSES TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE! It's all US, and no one but US who are deemed important in society. WE are the problem here. Us, in North America and Europe, are the reason people die everywhere else. If all we did was focus our efforts on helping OTHER COUNTRIES, rather than whether to build a parking lot on some poor farmer's field or not, maybe people would STOP dying. So, everyone, the message here is: Stop doing things for yourself and start helping the people who need it. FUCK.
User avatar #54463 to #54316 - theangryrussian (05/09/2013) [-]
I hate it when people miss my obvious points.
User avatar #54341 to #54316 - bladeboy (05/09/2013) [-]
Hits close to home.
User avatar #54338 to #54316 - infamoustrapper (05/09/2013) [-]
Lol "No one gives a flying fuck"
Are you retarded? People use that argument all the time. But it's just so fucking retarded.

Since when do we NOT care about syria? It's in the news every fucking day.
#54337 to #54316 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
Because Syrians are all bawling their eyes out about tragedies in the US, right?
No, their local issues are more important to them. Our local issues are more important to us.
People die everywhere, every day, and it isn't because the first world countries refuse to help the poorer nations.
User avatar #54335 to #54316 - dumerveil (05/09/2013) [-]
Because things like that shouldn't be happening in developed countries.
User avatar #54332 to #54316 - derpityhurr (05/09/2013) [-]
9/11 was a terrorist act
Things in Syria is civil war n stuff
User avatar #54347 to #54332 - theangryrussian (05/09/2013) [-]
That's not my point. My point is that people just don't care unless it affects them. And then we act all sad when others die, yet we do nothing about it.
User avatar #54354 to #54347 - Timmietim (05/09/2013) [-]
Do you think people in Syria give a fuck about us?
User avatar #54355 to #54354 - theangryrussian (05/09/2013) [-]
They don't, because they're too preoccupied with bombs flying over their heads and craters in their yards to care about 3000 people who die in a couple little plane crashes.
User avatar #54385 to #54355 - daryldixon (05/09/2013) [-]
Well fucking obviously.
User avatar #54348 to #54347 - derpityhurr (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, what makes you care this much?
User avatar #54350 to #54348 - theangryrussian (05/09/2013) [-]
Y'know, I can't really give a real explanation for that, other than that I want to. So few people care, and I figure one more person caring brings us one step closer to doing something about this crap.
User avatar #54309 - monsterpunk (05/08/2013) [-]
Why does everyone hate Phanact? Is it because he's a brony?
User avatar #54345 to #54309 - bladeboy (05/09/2013) [-]
He tried to scam a guy out of real money to get the account Blaze. Luckily the guy he was trying to scam with wasn't a huge douchebag man child and refused to do it.


So that's why I hate the dude.
User avatar #54356 to #54345 - phanact (05/09/2013) [-]
That was fake to make me look bad

I wouldn't scam anyone out of money, much less for an account on a website
User avatar #54359 to #54356 - bladeboy (05/09/2013) [-]
I saw it from a couple people. Unless you can have one of them say it was set up to make you look bad I'm gonna believe them. Majority rules nigga
User avatar #54360 to #54359 - phanact (05/09/2013) [-]
Believe what you want.

people have done a lot worse to make me look bad.
#54487 to #54360 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
You straight up admitted to it, then proceeded to defend your actions, right here on this very board.
If they were lying to make you look bad, you didn't help your case by acting like their lie was true and defending that lie.
User avatar #54490 to #54487 - phanact (05/09/2013) [-]
I just piss around
User avatar #54310 to #54309 - mayormilkman (05/08/2013) [-]
It goes beyond there.
#54312 to #54311 - EdwardNigma (05/08/2013) [-]
He's a Phanactic.
User avatar #54314 to #54312 - ragnarfag (05/08/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your overgigantic pictures.
#54315 to #54314 - EdwardNigma (05/08/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your small imagery.
#54327 to #54315 - davvi (05/08/2013) [-]
pfff, it just wouldn't let me upload my image here
User avatar #54344 to #54327 - EdwardNigma (05/09/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
User avatar #54516 to #54344 - ragnarfag (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I have a gigantic Gabe Newell HD picture which I can't use. ;_;
User avatar #54292 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
I hate sarah millican. she's such a terrible "comedian"
User avatar #54296 to #54292 - ragnarfag (05/08/2013) [-]
Just watched video of her...
Wow, that was unfunny.
User avatar #54293 to #54292 - maddboiy (05/08/2013) [-]
i dont think i can even class her a a human being let alone a comedian
#54288 - davvi (05/08/2013) [-]
swiftykidd
User avatar #54352 to #54288 - alexanderburns (05/09/2013) [-]
It's funny because their clothes are less cool than rainbow parachute pants.
User avatar #54328 to #54288 - amongoeth (05/08/2013) [-]
All for building a better race right?
User avatar #54313 to #54288 - teoberry (05/08/2013) [-]
Their product, they chose who to sell it to. Don't bitch about 'the big companies won't sell to me!1'. Get off your fat fucking ass, and go run. Get in the best shape you can, and then you can wear those clothes. AF has no legal obligation to sell to plus sized people. Slim down, and then go shopping. It's not hard. I started doing sports a month ago, and already I'm a lot fitter. If I can do it, so can you.
User avatar #54307 to #54288 - mandatorycreeper (05/08/2013) [-]
Both Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister are the worst clothing lines ever to exist.
User avatar #54299 to #54288 - messager (05/08/2013) [-]
i like that they're standing their ground. sure, the "cool kids and not-so-cool kids" part is a bit stereotypical, but they can do whatever they want as long as they stay in business.
User avatar #54294 to #54288 - derpityhurr (05/08/2013) [-]
is that real?
User avatar #54295 to #54294 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
yeah
#54291 to #54288 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
I like this man.
User avatar #54290 to #54288 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
yeah i just saw that on reddit. good. im glad. they shouldnt be forced to cater to the fat chicks. its their company, their clothes, their decisions. im glad that they support a healthy lifestyle. even though their approach is radical. i support them on the fact that they're not giving in to society and the media.
#54274 - thechosentroll (05/08/2013) [-]
I hate people who say a movie sucks just because it's not "deep" or "emotional". Especially when their idea of a deep and emotional movie is something like The Dark Knight Rises. That's not deep or emotional. It seems that way, but it's not. It's just Batman being a dramatic badass for two hours.

Anyway, back to the point. I really dislike how any movie that doesn't make you weep or reconsider your life's labled as trash. What? Just because a movie doesn't make me want to jump off a building or found an orphanage it's not good? What happened to just watching a movie for fun? I know some people use it as an art form, but at the end, after a long day of work/school/whatever, what would you rather spend 2 hours doing? Watching shit blow up just cause it can or watch a black and white film about a lesbian couple in their 40s arguing?
User avatar #54306 to #54274 - EdwardNigma (05/08/2013) [-]
Depends on what I want to watch.
Do I want to see some serious shit go down and see a bunch of Orcs get their nipples kicked off by ghosts? I'll watch Lord of the Rings. Do I want to watch aliens and people get blown the fuck apart because racism? District 9. Do I want to watch some 2spooky shit? Grave Encounters.

And that said, I liked Dark Knight Rises though.
User avatar #54287 to #54274 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
same goes with almost everything.

art
music
literature
plays
tv shows etc.
#54284 to #54274 - ieatyououtaldaylon (05/08/2013) [-]
This guy knows his shit
User avatar #54277 to #54274 - wretchedlarva (05/08/2013) [-]
The man's got a point.
User avatar #54276 to #54274 - ragnarfag (05/08/2013) [-]
You can always waste your time on funnyjunk.
#54278 to #54276 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
But there are furries here.
User avatar #54273 - herearemyartsies (05/08/2013) [-]
I hate how there is hardly any traditional art on the art board, it all gets drowned out by shitty anime and cartoon characters drawn by people with tablets
User avatar #54249 - hokon (05/08/2013) [-]
TFW a girl thinks you're cute and you overhear her say it to your best friend behind your back.

WHORE.jpeg
User avatar #54357 to #54249 - keggut (05/09/2013) [-]
It must be hard being 13
User avatar #54280 to #54249 - Timmietim (05/08/2013) [-]
You're a retard.
User avatar #54282 to #54280 - hokon (05/08/2013) [-]
What i meant to say is that she said to my best friend that he's cute, i was thinking this would cause troubles between me and my friend, Happy now?

A single mistake makes me look like a complete retard how embarresing.
User avatar #54283 to #54282 - Timmietim (05/08/2013) [-]
Why would that cause trouble
just do a 3some.
User avatar #54285 to #54283 - hokon (05/08/2013) [-]
well i realize just now my friend has a girlfriend, not that i want a girlfriend because it would take away precious time.

+ dun wan dem cooties
User avatar #54302 to #54285 - messager (05/08/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #54303 to #54302 - hokon (05/08/2013) [-]
It was joke. i was making fahn
User avatar #54281 to #54280 - hokon (05/08/2013) [-]
I realize now i typed it wrong, move along.
User avatar #54279 to #54249 - daryldixon (05/08/2013) [-]
Wat.
Are you fukken dumb
User avatar #54262 to #54249 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
and did you just use .jpeg instead of .png?

whats wrong with you
User avatar #54301 to #54262 - davvi (05/08/2013) [-]
nothing.jpg
User avatar #54272 to #54262 - hokon (05/08/2013) [-]
sorry.
User avatar #54261 to #54249 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
im sorry what?
User avatar #54245 - ilovelsloths (05/08/2013) [-]
I really hate it when my sister tries on or borrows my clothes without my permission. She even denies it sometimes when I have evidence that she actually has. Any way to get her to stop or get back at her?
User avatar #54298 to #54245 - robotvoice (05/08/2013) [-]
shit on her bed.
claim dominance over your property.
User avatar #54304 to #54298 - ilovelsloths (05/08/2013) [-]
I have masturbated on her bed.... I can continue that
#54251 to #54245 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
Just take them back? Take some of her clothes too and hide them and then denie it. See how she likes it.
User avatar #54254 to #54251 - ilovelsloths (05/08/2013) [-]
I do take them back but that isn't the problem, it's the act.

She would not like that.... hmm, good idea.
#54247 to #54245 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
Tell her you wear them when you're feeling fat.
User avatar #54242 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
i hate how i procrastinate so much.
User avatar #54305 to #54242 - rokkarokkaali (05/08/2013) [-]
I haven't done homework in a month and a half.
I'm just lucky the professors don't check homework for some reason.
User avatar #54270 to #54242 - messager (05/08/2013) [-]
me too. it's the reason why i have 15 hours of homework due tomorrow.
User avatar #54243 to #54242 - maddboiy (05/08/2013) [-]
same, i have an exam in 5 days and i really should revise but fuck it i feel like watching Defiance or masturbating, or both
User avatar #54244 to #54243 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
same. i have one in june. and im here just watching arrow. I hate my lack of will
User avatar #54259 to #54244 - davvi (05/08/2013) [-]
i have two exams in may, two (relatively short) essays due by the end of the week, and i'm just sitting here browsing funnyjunk
User avatar #54260 to #54259 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
GCSE? A levels? or are you american or european and your doing baccalourier(or however you spell it)
User avatar #54263 to #54260 - davvi (05/08/2013) [-]
i'm in my first year of university
User avatar #54265 to #54263 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
ahh.. good luck mate :D
User avatar #54266 to #54265 - davvi (05/08/2013) [-]
cheers man.. at least i did finish another assignment today
User avatar #54267 to #54266 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
nice one
User avatar #54268 to #54267 - davvi (05/08/2013) [-]
are you still in school?
User avatar #54269 to #54268 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Uni.
Studying computer science.
User avatar #54227 to #54226 - leonhardt (05/08/2013) [-]
Cause the song is called "I Hate"
User avatar #54241 to #54227 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
do you hate the song?
User avatar #54221 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
I hate how i have no money for ps vita games because i just bought a 32 gb ps vita memory card. which is probably going to run out in a week.
#54224 to #54221 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
I hate how I have so much extra money lying around, but I won't buy swifty anything with it until he tells 10 fat people that they're beautiful

Love
Swifty's mom
User avatar #54225 to #54224 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
dang it mum. i told you im not calling numbah2 beautiful
User avatar #54229 to #54225 - leonhardt (05/08/2013) [-]
Is that a fucking KND reference
User avatar #54231 to #54229 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #54232 to #54231 - leonhardt (05/08/2013) [-]
Hoh man.
that was like the best show
User avatar #54228 to #54225 - ragnarfag (05/08/2013) [-]
You tell him now that he's beautiful or you won't get any dessert!
User avatar #54230 to #54228 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Beuut Meeeeeeeooooouuuummmmm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TR6vEp4UmQ
User avatar #54217 - leonhardt (05/08/2013) [-]
I hate how my dog pees a little every time I come in the house from school or work.
Fucking get that shit under control, Lexi.
User avatar #54210 - miskwaamiikana (05/08/2013) [-]
You know what I hate? Percentages and fractions.
Unfortunately, they're my math teacher's favorites. So we do them a lot.
#54203 - tvfreakuk (05/08/2013) [-]
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!   
The girl I've posted about on here so often for her stupid fucking feminist, retarded, and awful attitude has actually moved out because her Foundation art course "that was like, so hard to deal with" has ended before the semester is even over.   
I'll never see her again, and all is content with the world
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
The girl I've posted about on here so often for her stupid fucking feminist, retarded, and awful attitude has actually moved out because her Foundation art course "that was like, so hard to deal with" has ended before the semester is even over.
I'll never see her again, and all is content with the world
User avatar #54236 to #54203 - hongtonggobblenuts (05/08/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah man
User avatar #54219 to #54203 - samxdaxman (05/08/2013) [-]
Congrats dude. May all your future roomies be good, tolerable people.
#54209 to #54203 - swiftykidd ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
>how i imagined everyone in your flat sent her off on her way.
User avatar #54207 to #54203 - octaviano (05/08/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm new around here.
Link me to some posts of that. I want to be amused by her stupidy.
#54205 to #54203 - EdwardNigma (05/08/2013) [-]
Fun fact: this image is over 2600x2200 in size.
User avatar #54206 to #54205 - miskwaamiikana (05/08/2013) [-]
What the fuck, man.
#54208 to #54206 - EdwardNigma (05/08/2013) [-]
I also have a transparent version of the same size.
User avatar #54211 to #54208 - fargone (05/08/2013) [-]
why?
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