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User avatar #303572 - crazyolitis (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate people who think that, when somethign happens they don't like, they immediatly think it is because someone tries to destroy them/the group they're in.
#303569 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
>muh OCD!
User avatar #303615 to #303569 - fargfive (08/08/2014) [-]
Aren't you a little fat for a Clone Trooper?
User avatar #303617 to #303615 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
1. That's not me.
2. that's a republic trooper, not a clone (these guys were basically how a normal army is built up.)
3. that's not fat. that's muscle. if you want i can show you what a fat trooper looks like
User avatar #303618 to #303617 - fargfive (08/08/2014) [-]
Did you at least get my joke?
User avatar #303625 to #303618 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I did.
User avatar #303592 to #303569 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
You ever play WoW? This shit is nothing compared to that mismatched clown armor.
#303613 to #303592 - ohemgeezus (08/08/2014) [-]
But you can xmog too make it look good, idk if you can do it on his game tho
User avatar #303619 to #303613 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
You can do it now. Before, you just looked like a circus act.
#303573 to #303569 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #303574 to #303573 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
dude's armor is all different colors.
User avatar #303567 - nimba (08/08/2014) [-]
big brother admin fix your damn site >
User avatar #303543 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
Ending sentences with "so" or "is all" (when it makes no grammatical sense, of course. so don't think yourselves smartasses, replying with "it is so" or "that is all").
User avatar #303639 to #303543 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I always end with "so..." so I sound mysterious
User avatar #303561 to #303543 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Do you hate it when people end a sentence with a preposition?
User avatar #303570 to #303561 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
Not really, no. It's not an actual rule in English not to end a sentence with prepositions. It was invented by 17th-18th century grammarians who forced Latin grammar into English.

www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/ending-sentences-with-prepositions
blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2011/11/grammar-myths-prepositions/
#303604 to #303594 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
Aww thank you.
Aww thank you.
#303556 to #303543 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
Telling users not to do it probably would make them do it more.
#303544 to #303543 - donated (08/08/2014) [-]
Well you have to accept that it is so.

But for what I have to say on the matter is that is all.
User avatar #303546 to #303544 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
I said don't do that in my comment, so. I just get intensely annoyed by such things is all.
#303548 to #303546 - donated (08/08/2014) [-]
I understand what you mean. Sadly everyone has one little detail that pisses you off.

Just learning to not give a shit really... Besides not many people do it so you can just shrug it off.
User avatar #303549 to #303548 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
I get your point, but this is the hating board after all.
#303537 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
>The 90's are over
>You'll never go back

Why even life?
User avatar #303558 to #303537 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
The 90s sucked, though.
User avatar #303554 to #303537 - ajrin (08/08/2014) [-]
I belive that i will survive to 2090
User avatar #303552 to #303537 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
muh nerstelgieh
User avatar #303540 to #303537 - ivoryhammer (08/08/2014) [-]
The 90's are overrated.
User avatar #303529 - leonhardt (08/08/2014) [-]
>Express distaste for an overused, unfunny joke
>"You must be what we're joking about and you're butthurt is why you don't find it funny!!!!"
User avatar #303531 to #303529 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Found the vegan tumblr feminist
#303528 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
we have waffles and no maple syrup   
sorry, I don't think you got that   
we have WAFFLES and NO MAPLE SYRUP   
WAFFLES   
NO MAPLE SYRUP   
   
NO   
MAPLE   
SYRUP   
   
 no, but this is a mild inconvenience
we have waffles and no maple syrup
sorry, I don't think you got that
we have WAFFLES and NO MAPLE SYRUP
WAFFLES
NO MAPLE SYRUP

NO
MAPLE
SYRUP

no, but this is a mild inconvenience
User avatar #303602 to #303528 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I used to just put butter on them when I was younger.
User avatar #303593 to #303528 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
Will you hurry up and starve to death already?
User avatar #303551 to #303528 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
Who cares, maple syrup sucks anyways.
User avatar #303579 to #303578 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
You read what I typed.
#303581 to #303580 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
Finally being noticed. Granted, it's in a negative way, but oh well.
User avatar #303547 to #303528 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
How much do you weigh, by the way? Just curious.
User avatar #303533 to #303528 - rokkarokkaali (08/08/2014) [-]
Shove the waffle up your peachy little ass for a taste of your own jam
User avatar #303530 to #303528 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Try using jam
User avatar #303526 - Conquistador ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate all those summerfags spamming that Russian Jap mixed whore everywhere.
#303557 to #303526 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
It's edited anyway, or circle lenses+ make up. Either way those aren't her eyes.
User avatar #303542 to #303541 - crazyolitis (08/08/2014) [-]
First time I see her.
User avatar #303588 to #303542 - hauntzor (08/08/2014) [-]
Same.
#303538 to #303526 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
How dare you slander mai waifu!
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User avatar #303522 - shibe ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
i just saw a gif of someone taking a shiba inu and hanging it, and someone tried to make it funny with the stupid "wow, plz no, such asphyxiation" text.

i was getting excited for today and now i'm mad, god fucking dammit i hate anybody who harms animals
User avatar #303595 to #303522 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
Can I see that gif? DEATH TO THE DOGE!
User avatar #303977 to #303595 - rokkarokkaali (08/09/2014) [-]
imgur.com/r/all/5tg3ecE
gotta admit, it's pretty funny
#303611 to #303595 - shibe ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #303534 to #303522 - rokkarokkaali (08/08/2014) [-]
that was pretty funny tho
User avatar #303516 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Something+I+made+the+other+day/funny-pictures/5248691/

I don't hate it because of the content, but because of the fucking comments. That spherical bullshit is getting got annoying.
User avatar #303505 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
It's twelve AM on a tuesday and I'm planning my work day and the week after. My fucking god, what have I become? I could be wasting my life doing something fun, but instead I'm wasting my life being responsible.
User avatar #303510 to #303505 - hotpost (08/08/2014) [-]
you're a dickhead
User avatar #303508 to #303505 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
And it's actually Thursday. Apparently I've gone senile as well.
User avatar #303511 to #303508 - hotpost (08/08/2014) [-]
it's Friday
User avatar #303512 to #303511 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Not on the land of the free. Well, technically even here it is, but not practically.
#303472 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate how 90% of people here hate winter, when it's obviously the best time of the year.
mfw i'm enjoying the snow and cold while you are shivering inside being miserable
#303598 to #303472 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
I wear a t-shirt when it's snowing, just because I like how the cold feels. This is how much I fucking love winter. Summer can go die in a fire. Spring and autumn are fine.
User avatar #303553 to #303472 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I sure love wet snow season
User avatar #303575 to #303553 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
Dry snow and cold as possible is my favorite.
don't like wet snow because that means it's getting warm again, and skiing in wet, thick snow and 40-50 F weather is annoying as fuck
User avatar #303576 to #303575 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It's a warmer winter here and colder summer. Autumn all year long is great.
#303514 to #303472 - squalllionhart (08/08/2014) [-]
winter is second best imo
User avatar #303515 to #303514 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
Swap spring and autumn and that's me.
User avatar #303509 to #303472 - jadewest (08/08/2014) [-]
tfw it doesn't snow here
tfw summer master race
User avatar #303513 to #303509 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Nigger, 9 months of of the year, and still during the day in winter, it is fucking hot.
I love the sweet respite from the heat that winter brings.
User avatar #303517 to #303513 - jadewest (08/08/2014) [-]
i swear m8 I'll get abbott on you
User avatar #303518 to #303517 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Well excuse the fuck out of me for liking something a little different for a while.
Because the heat is slowly returning, and I am fucking depressed about it. Winter goes by too fast.
User avatar #303519 to #303518 - jadewest (08/08/2014) [-]
you are excused
idunno man, it actually seems to have been getting colder where I am
User avatar #303520 to #303519 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Maybe it is just my bedroom or something, but still.
HEAT.
User avatar #303506 to #303472 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't like being cold and wet, though.
#303504 to #303472 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I just love the Christmas shit, honestly
I know I always get the "Ha fag" card pulled on me, but I don't care, its the mothafukin "most magical time of the year" for a reason nigga
User avatar #303500 to #303472 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Autumn master race. Winter is second best.
User avatar #303501 to #303500 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
i'll only love autumn on the rare occasion that snow overlaps it
it's that time of year where it's starting to get cold, but is not the coldest
User avatar #303502 to #303501 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Do you drive?
User avatar #303503 to #303502 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah
call me crazy, but that's another thing I love about it
#303474 to #303472 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
it's summer in the superior part of the world, faggot
#303480 to #303474 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
it's summer where I am too, i'm just getting hyp for winter
#303483 to #303480 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
well....now I just look like an ass
well....now I just look like an ass
User avatar #303431 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
so many unused boards on FJ
User avatar #303451 to #303431 - majormayor (08/08/2014) [-]
Underused?
User avatar #303454 to #303451 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
you know, like Pokemon, Social, and that new Paranormal board was a failure
User avatar #303459 to #303454 - majormayor (08/08/2014) [-]
I thought Pokemon became brony board 2.0.
User avatar #303460 to #303459 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
thats even worse than dead
User avatar #303462 to #303460 - majormayor (08/08/2014) [-]
This place seems to still be heading in that direction (thechosentroll was right). I may as well try to stay off of this board again for a while.
User avatar #303463 to #303462 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
this place isnt nearly as cringey though, and i rather like the community
User avatar #303464 to #303463 - majormayor (08/08/2014) [-]
It's getting boring and it's still full of junk.
User avatar #303465 to #303464 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
yeah thats a valid argument, but regardless i still like it here
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User avatar #303406 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I was on omegle and got 3 girls in a row, what is this gay shit.
User avatar #303447 to #303406 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
I've gotten so many bitches naked on omegle that I'm starting to get bored of seeing boobs lol
User avatar #303468 to #303447 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know how guys think sending dick pics will make me horny. Especially when they have ugly dicks
User avatar #303469 to #303468 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
the difference between them and me is that I know I have a nice dick
User avatar #303475 to #303469 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
proof?
User avatar #303476 to #303475 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MATTEO
User avatar #303471 to #303469 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I saw a short fat one that looked greasy no matter what angle he showed it and it also had little bumps around the base
User avatar #303473 to #303471 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
yeah, most dicks on omegle are like that
I've taken to just picturing them as being Danny Devito and it's funny

that's why girls like when I come along ;)))))))))))))
User avatar #303478 to #303473 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
it seems like you're a bit cocky
User avatar #303479 to #303478 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
god damn that made me giggle
User avatar #303481 to #303479 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
lol I'm not even sorry
User avatar #303482 to #303481 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
neither am I ;)

girls' reactions are hilarious though, I'm like "eyy wanna see a huge cock?" and they say sure while giggling like "I bet it's small" (not knowing that I can hear their mic)

then I take it out and their jaw drops and goddamn it's so sexy
User avatar #303486 to #303482 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
tfw ill never experience that

;-;

man in on a roll today
User avatar #303484 to #303482 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
well damn, it is always nice to see an alpha dick among omegas.
User avatar #303485 to #303484 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
omg like totes ikr?
wanna see it then?
User avatar #303491 to #303485 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
we've had this convo before but I was an anon XD
User avatar #303492 to #303491 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
ahahhahahahahahahhahaha oh my god on advice board?
User avatar #303493 to #303492 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
YES and teo was like "oh he can but I can't" fuckin deha vu XD
User avatar #303494 to #303493 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
oh my gooooooood
teoberry you faggot lmao
User avatar #303497 to #303494 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
if you reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to show it tho wtf not
User avatar #303652 to #303497 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
that bastard
User avatar #303655 to #303652 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
sorry brosive. Maybe nexttime you can interrcept the D
User avatar #303624 to #303497 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
if you don't give me the pic, im gonna hunt you down
User avatar #303648 to #303624 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It was on snapchat so I don't have it anymore.
User avatar #303649 to #303648 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
he actually sent it?
User avatar #303650 to #303649 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
he sent a couple.
User avatar #303499 to #303497 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
bae ;)
do you have snapchat
User avatar #303495 to #303494 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
kek

i still wannt see
User avatar #303496 to #303495 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD SHUT UP
User avatar #303498 to #303496 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
i will

if you show me

your penis
User avatar #303487 to #303485 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
oh wow, he can but i cant?
User avatar #303490 to #303488 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god i get it now

youre trying to wheel hopon

theo you sly bastard
User avatar #303489 to #303488 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
doesn't matter. i wanna see
User avatar #303453 to #303449 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm kidding how can I get tired of boobs lol
User avatar #303456 to #303453 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
my dicks
User avatar #303466 to #303457 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
hey look

it worked
User avatar #303470 to #303467 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
o-okay ;)))))))))
User avatar #303458 to #303457 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
ill shut you up

with my dick
User avatar #303455 to #303453 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
maybe you should switch to dicks
User avatar #303407 to #303406 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
>Hi
>Hello
>M or F
>M

Stranger has disconnected
User avatar #303408 to #303407 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
in my experience if they start off with "hi" or "hey" and the hey has an explanation point it's most likely a girl. If hey with explanation point it could also be a weird desperate guy.
User avatar #303412 to #303408 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Huh. That is the weirdest, coolest bit of pattern recognition I've heard in a while. I don't know why, but whenever I end up having long winded conversations of omegle, it always turns out to be a girl. God knows why.
User avatar #303418 to #303412 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
the funniest conversations i've had is by putting "Horny" into interests and then messing with people
User avatar #303415 to #303412 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
cause girls don't start the convo by telling you their dick size? lol
User avatar #303419 to #303415 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
... They, they don't? Well, shit, then they might not be girls.
User avatar #303421 to #303419 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
you like your girls to have dicks?
User avatar #303423 to #303421 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
No, I like my big burly men with vaginas. But I don't go about picking them up on Omegle.
User avatar #303426 to #303423 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
there's a male porn star with a vagina, sometimes he fucks trannys and it just blows my fuckin mind. What a time to be alive.
User avatar #303433 to #303426 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It's actually a girl who became a man, if I remember right. F-M trans who didn't change their genitals.
#303446 to #303433 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
That's what I thought.
#303450 to #303446 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#303428 to #303426 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope you don't expect me to take only your word for it.
Actually, yes, I'm quite happy taking your word for it.
User avatar #303430 to #303428 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
in case you get curious ever his name is buck angel.
User avatar #303409 to #303408 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
ive gotten a few girls Kiks but they always end up being like 3/10
User avatar #303410 to #303409 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I end up getting the kiks of a lot of indian guys
User avatar #303411 to #303410 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
hahaha, i actually am great friends with an indian guy that always goes on omegle
User avatar #303413 to #303411 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
no no no these ones barely speak english and are from India and funny enough, amost 100% of the time are computer programmers lol. I wish I was lying. And they try to marry you after talking for 2 minutes lol.
User avatar #303414 to #303413 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
what?? hahahaha
User avatar #303416 to #303414 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
this has happened at least 8 times for me, It's not funny . It's a serious epidemic
User avatar #303417 to #303416 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
lots of indian guys in tech support hahaha
but what about this marrying thing?
User avatar #303420 to #303417 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
so they see my picture and go " oh my gracious. you are the most beautiful american woman I ever see. do me the honors to bear my children, your womb must carry my seed" some weird shit like that. And I can only imagine it in a thick indian accent lol. I'm terrible I know.

sometimes when I'm super bored I pretend to be a 12 yr old girls and guys still try to fuck me... one said he'd be my boyfriend but he likes to fuck first before he dates cause it "seals the deal" then he said he likes his girlfriend to fuck other guys so he can eat the creampies after. I was extremely horrified.
User avatar #303422 to #303420 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
haha must carry my seed what a bunch of weirdos
and the creampie thing is just disgusting
User avatar #303424 to #303422 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
yea I should have saved it and sent it to a cringe comp lol.
User avatar #303425 to #303424 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
you totally should have.
next time i guess
User avatar #303432 to #303425 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
logs.omegle.com/8ecc3e2
hotpeniserect, nice.
User avatar #303441 to #303438 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
you should try it though, major fun.
User avatar #303442 to #303441 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
i probably will
User avatar #303445 to #303442 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
do you have a kik we can talk on? im bored af
User avatar #303427 to #303425 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
the guy was 19 btw, just nasty. Nasty.
#303395 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate how the only sport I actually like watching and participating in can only be done in the winter.   
Now I'm getting fucking hyp for it, but I know winter isn't even close.
I hate how the only sport I actually like watching and participating in can only be done in the winter.
Now I'm getting fucking hyp for it, but I know winter isn't even close.
User avatar #303399 to #303395 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
Also because of where I live (PA), nowadays, we have to be really lucky to get a good winter. Last year was a blessing.
User avatar #303397 to #303395 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Nigger, we're one station away from winter.
User avatar #303400 to #303397 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
station?
User avatar #303403 to #303400 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Huh. Forgot to turn off the Spanish, how weird, it's usually the other way around. I meant season.
User avatar #303404 to #303403 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
yeah that's what I thought.
anyway, it's 5 fucking months
User avatar #303434 to #303404 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
>tfw only 3 till winter
User avatar #303436 to #303434 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
google's telling me it starts on December 21st this year
User avatar #303437 to #303436 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
Even if there's a nice layer of fresh pow, you couldn't go skiing because it's not winter yet? I meant first snowfall
User avatar #303439 to #303437 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
nah, we usually start in January and end in sometimes as late as May, which we did last year.
I'm fucking praying the winter will be like last year
User avatar #303440 to #303439 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
im fucking praying winter stops
User avatar #303443 to #303440 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
fuck you
winter is easily the best season
in fact, I wish I was in Chicago last year to witness the shit that went on
User avatar #303627 to #303443 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
When it starts in October and ends in May, it's not.
User avatar #303637 to #303627 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
but it is
long winters are great
User avatar #303638 to #303637 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
spend a year in calgary and youll be taking that back
#303641 to #303638 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
>canadian winter
I wish.
what's it like?
User avatar #303642 to #303641 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
around -30
massive windchill
really wet
a lil bit of snow
User avatar #303643 to #303642 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
you're right, I would hate that
where in Canada is it:
around -15 (as a result of windchill)
dry
fuckton of snow
User avatar #303644 to #303643 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
no idea. the only places to ski are in bc, alberta, and quebec.
#303393 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
When people who do drugs and everyone knows they do drugs wear anti-drug shirts like with the word drugs inside a no symbol, or D.A.R.E. shirts
I guess it's suppose to be ironic....but it just seems stupid to me
User avatar #303524 to #303393 - nimba (08/08/2014) [-]
so people can't wear billabong shirts unless they surf, can't wear vans unless they skate, can't wear sports brands unless they are doing sports, can't wear polo unless the yplay polo?
User avatar #303525 to #303524 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
I feel like it's kinda a different situation
but if you want to use that loose logic, ok
User avatar #303396 to #303393 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Makes sense to me. I fucking love pumping my lungs full of chemicals and smoke, I'm all for nobody but me doing such a stupid thing to their bodies.
#303402 to #303396 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
you didn't post mascot   
your post is invalid   
I disregard it :^)
you didn't post mascot
your post is invalid
I disregard it :^)
#303405 to #303402 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
'Cause I didn't feel like being faggier in this post. You can't do that.
'Cause I didn't feel like being faggier in this post. You can't do that.
User avatar #303375 - Totaler (08/08/2014) [-]
If my parents offered to buy me a car, I'd be their servant. I'd take great note of everything they said to me, and help them with anything despite hesitation.

Your father and step-mom offered you a car, and full-time, charge-free residence while you attended college. And you shit on them.

You're still just a kid, but boy did you ever fuck up. You were making progress, you had a job, you had two families that loved you, you had a loving girlfriend, and God knows what else. You were overcoming the odds that were stacked ever so heavily against you throughout your development. And how did you celebrate?

By getting drunk and running around breaking into cars at four in the morning. When the cops came you ran, but evidently not fast enough, because your court appearance is August 25th. You're sixteen, and you have a court appearance. Are you proud? When most kids are sixteen they have a date with a pretty girl, you have a date with a judge and jury.

So when faced with this, did it maybe put some of the sense back in your head that rather clearly fell out? No. You threatened your mother, screamed at your step-mom calling her every word under the sun, ignored your father, and completely abandoned your entire fucking family. Your girlfriend left you, fuck I'd leave you too. But you have "friends". Yeah, fucking great friends you have, gave the police all your information as soon as they rolled up. Your buddies sure do have your back no matter what, huh?

So you're crashing on some punk's couch because you're not welcome at either house you live in, or anywhere else you could possibly stay. Honestly, this is right where I expected you to be. I was so massively proud of you, and now you're just a goddamn joke.

TBC.
User avatar #303387 to #303375 - Totaler (08/08/2014) [-]
You act like your family is interfering with how cool you look to your buddies. Well maybe those fucking shithead buddies of yours are interfering with your ass not ending up being spread over some big black man's cock in prison. You think you're fucking tough, but when you inevitably end up in the prison system, that's gonna last until the instant you walk in the door.

There isn't any pussy in prison, kid. So they take the next best thing, which is the little pussies that walk in thinking they'll own the fucking joint and then get a call to reality when their farts quit making noise.

You're like my little brother, you always have been. We used to play with Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and dinky cars together, baseball, soccer, hockey, man every time I looked back you were right fucking there. And now I'm attending university, and you goddamn well better attend your court date. Or I'm driving down there and fucking dragging you there.

I'd hoped that maybe I'd left a good influence on you, I guess you washed and puffed it all away huh? Well congrats, you lived the life. Your sister wants to burn everything of yours in their house because she's so angry with you. Good job there, this is a beautiful example you're setting for the three little kids who call you their big brother.

Breaking into cars and calling their parents assholes. Man, that three year old who doesn't understand why mommy is so upset must aspire to be just like his big brother. He must want nothing more then to be like one of the most prominent male figures in his life. But I ain't gonna fucking let him. Because just like you were, he's my little brother. And I'll be damned if I'm fucking up twice.

Even after bailing her your drunk ass out at four in the morning, you threaten and scream at your mother. Good job, shitstain.

TBC.
User avatar #303388 to #303387 - Totaler (08/08/2014) [-]
What do you think will happen? The court will go "Well he has a cool hat so clearly he's innocent."? And your parents will all just forget what happened?

Because I'm pretty damn sure that ain't what's gonna happen, I'm thinking more like, you wind up in a juvenile detention centre, and then a real prison after you become an adult.

Man, I became an adult in my fucking house, probably in this fucking chair, staring at this computer. You're gonna become one probably passed out on some punk bitch's couch, or in a bed in a prison cell. More likely the latter. Holy shit, how fucking exciting! When I could legally drink I was sipping beer, eating pizza in my dorm room, you'll be laying on a cot crying about how you fucked up! Wow! So fucking awesome, right!?

Because, that's what you always do. You fuck up, and then cry like a bitch and beg forgiveness, get it, and then repeat. It works with your parents, because they love you. That's not how it works in the criminal justice system, you can cry all you want, but it won't fucking change much, except make you look like a pussy in court. And no, that won't get you put in an all-women's facility. And even if it did they could still kick your ass by looking at you.

Grow the fuck up kid, accept the consequences of your dumbass fucking behaviour, and maybe get your shit straighten out. Because sure, you may look cool do your dickheaded buddies, put you look like a pathetic piece of shit to the rest of the world.
User avatar #303532 to #303388 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Context?
User avatar #303767 to #303532 - Totaler (08/09/2014) [-]
The step-son of a family very close to mine, who I was very close with when we were younger got arrested for breaking into cars while intoxicated.
User avatar #303370 - oceanfrank (08/08/2014) [-]
I had absolutely no idea where to put this series of videos but if you can watch all 14 segments (7 hours.... Yeah I know) it's completely worth every minute

Backstory: The man on camera is a SCII streaming celeb known as Destiny who is talking to a now permabanned league of legends player XJ9. XJ9 has gained internet wide infamy by posting nudes of girlfriend on his facebook page for the sole purpose that she played a character that XJ9 despises on league of legends. Destiny's entire convo with him is to get him to realize that he is a narcissistic aspie psychopath who can never justify his actions and his "goal" was to get him to realize how bad and stupid his actions were. XJ9's responses are what make the video. 10/10 would show to a Psych 101 class. Icing on the cake is XJ9's a major brony

TL;DR Watch this dude talk to a psycho narcissistic aspie brony kid who in turn gives some of the stupidest and insane responses. 7 hours long, beware but have a great laugh or shock

A Journey Into the Mind of XJ9 (Part 1/14)
#303401 to #303370 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
...

I was thinking, at first, that she played Teemo or something. Apparently his behavior isn't even justified in the twisted mind of a consistent League player.
User avatar #303383 to #303370 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh shit I knew it was XJ9. This guys pretty famous in the league community for being the worst of the worst.
User avatar #303386 to #303383 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
And you literally said that in your second paragraph.
Sorry.
User avatar #303381 to #303370 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit, dude.

I mean, this is awful, but the fact he actually was that shitty of a person is kind of hilarious. It's a good thing Destiny is talking to him the way he is, because that fucker is dumb.
User avatar #303382 to #303381 - oceanfrank (08/08/2014) [-]
he was going to play league of legend professionally at one point and he dropped out of high school to pursue that but he got permabanned almost the exact same time he and his team went pro.
User avatar #303385 to #303382 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh super duper godlike.
User avatar #303369 - teoyuppie (08/08/2014) [-]
Special Poetry Slam - Life In Drag
Ay yo Ren, just saw your little cameo on SPS. Get your shit together bruh.
#303371 to #303369 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
implying I would ever have the confidence to do something like a poetry slam
implying I would ever have the confidence to do something like a poetry slam
#303374 to #303371 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
you guys will pretty much thumb down anything wont you
User avatar #303398 to #303374 - bladeboy (08/08/2014) [-]
Because you're a fucking faggot
User avatar #303379 to #303374 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
If you want green thumbs you should shitpost. It works for everyone else
User avatar #303372 to #303371 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
Dude, no joke. I have the confidence to go out and play and sing shirtless in front of 200~ people but a poetry thingy I did once at a bar filled with 30 people had me trembling in my spot.
User avatar #303376 to #303372 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
Probably because you can't write for shit :^)
#303377 to #303376 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
I write the lyrics to the songs I sing, so if it were for that I wouldn't have the confidence to sing. Guh, you suck at this you dummy.
I write the lyrics to the songs I sing, so if it were for that I wouldn't have the confidence to sing. Guh, you suck at this you dummy.
User avatar #303389 to #303377 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
tfw almost skipped over reading your comments because I thought it was just some random weeb at first
#303394 to #303389 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
As opposed to a random not-weeb?
User avatar #303523 to #303394 - Conquistador ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh great... another mascorfag.
#303560 to #303523 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to actually do it but if it bothers people I just might.
User avatar #303390 to #303389 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
A random weeb's comments would be more worthwhile.
User avatar #303378 to #303377 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
Do you honestly think the lyrics in the song are as important as the words in a poem?
#303384 to #303378 - thebestpieever (08/08/2014) [-]
To the audience probably not, but the creator doesn't look at his work for what people will see but for what he wants to see. If you create something and just go "eh, fuck it nobody cares about this bit anyway" then I think that's a very sorry state to create your art, whatever it may be.
To the audience probably not, but the creator doesn't look at his work for what people will see but for what he wants to see. If you create something and just go "eh, fuck it nobody cares about this bit anyway" then I think that's a very sorry state to create your art, whatever it may be.
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