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#481193 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
ok everyone, you had your fun
#481233 to #481193 - thebestpieever
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(07/29/2016) [-]
What the hell ._. This shit's confusing.
#481281 to #481233 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
._.
#481283 to #481281 - thebestpieever
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(07/29/2016) [-]
There's no reaction pictures on chats, man, improvisation is sometimes needed.
#481284 to #481283 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
:/
#481236 to #481233 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
sorry
#481239 to #481236 - thebestpieever
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Oh, Ok, nevermind, I saw the discord thing. Carry on, Renard.
#481194 to #481193 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Is this the fake ren?
#481195 to #481194 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
...no
read the name
#481199 to #481195 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
>>#481186

He said that he's the actual real ren...
#481202 to #481199 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
but I would never say something like that
#481204 to #481202 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I don't believe you.
#481207 to #481204 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
#481197 to #481195 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
We here at The Hate will not be tricked this easily
#481200 to #481197 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
...how am I suppose to prove something like this
#481209 to #481200 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
prove it by telling me what we pm'd about a week ago
#481211 to #481209 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
....
oh god
I really don't remember pming anyone a week ago
#481213 to #481211 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
yeah we didnt
#481214 to #481213 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
why would you say that?
I was scared I forgot or something
#481219 to #481214 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
lol dunno x
#481223 to #481219 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
do you believe me?
#481224 to #481223 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
i dont know, you are talking more than ive ever seen ren talk so its throwing me off
#481227 to #481224 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
sorry
#481229 to #481227 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
okay i believe you
#481234 to #481229 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
reminded myself lol
#481230 to #481229 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
that was quick
#481232 to #481230 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
well whos going to go to the effort to do this
plus your account was hacked, i highly doubt you were like well okay guess thats that then its all over and walked away from your comp

plus its much easier to settle on a truth even if you aren't sure about it
#481215 to #481214 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
like how you forgot I've seen you naked
#481216 to #481215 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
you haven't!
#481203 to #481200 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
pm me nudes
I'd know the real ren any day
#481205 to #481203 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
no you wouldn't
#481206 to #481205 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
fake ren detected
#481208 to #481206 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
but you wouldn't .-.
#481210 to #481208 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
please do not talk to me
I only come to this board to talk to ren
#481212 to #481210 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Hi alex
#481190 - anon
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I want alexanderburns to pound my boy pussy sooooooo bad
-princessren
#481192 to #481190 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
you gotta fake stutter or it isn't believable
it's like pretending to be heath ledger's joker without smacking your lips and sounding like an idiot
#481182 - anon
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(07/29/2016) [-]
um...I changed my password
and now I can't log in.
maybe it had a typo I didn't know about? I swear I am entering what I thought it was.
-ren
#481240 to #481182 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
lol idiot
#481183 to #481182 - anon
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(07/29/2016) [-]
um...I like gargling balls
-ren
#481185 to #481183 - anon
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I should probably make another account to avoid this
-real ren
#481189 to #481185 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
no "stuttering" or ellipses
obviously not the real ren
#481186 to #481185 - anon
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Kill all blacks
-actual real ren
#481180 - muchname
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Cruel Intentions  Needs More Gay
>like/dislike disabled
>comments disabled
oh lord, what the fuck are you doing, super critics.
#481226 to #481180 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
i love cruel intentions
#481174 - princessren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I hate going to the beach
it's always super hot and there are no buildings or trees for shade
the salt water makes your skin feel dry and your hair gross, even if you don't go in the water
then the sand to quote a wise man "it's coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere"

worst of all now I have to go through multiple days of suffering sue to sunburn because I had to go to the beach for 4 hours with my family.
#481394 to #481174 - Sunburn
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(07/30/2016) [-]
GIF
I don't mean to make you suffer. I just wanted a hug.
#481264 to #481174 - fishinyourface
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(07/29/2016) [-]
What are parasols?
#481179 to #481174 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
what did you wear
#481198 to #481179 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
as much as I could to shield myself from the sun
#481201 to #481198 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
hot
#481181 to #481179 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
swim trunks
#481184 to #481181 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
you were there?
#481217 to #481184 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
do you think he wore something else or did you forget to take your buttplug out
#481218 to #481217 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
both
#481169 - gibroner
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(07/29/2016) [-]
GIF
Well as of today it's been 4 years. 4 whole years since she was ripped from this earth by a simple slip of a scalpel. The worst part is I still remember her smile like yesterday I still recall her kindness like it was yesterday. I still miss her so much you guys, but she's gone and never coming back.
#481305 to #481169 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
well we've all lost harambe so at least we can share that pain together
#481337 to #481305 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
leslie jones is still alive
#481237 to #481169 - bladeboy
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(07/29/2016) [-]
The love of my life died recently too. Hang in there buddy.
#481242 to #481237 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Disgusting
#481245 to #481242 - bladeboy
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Best house
#481246 to #481245 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
What does house mormont have to do with this?
#481241 to #481237 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
oh my god
really? I'm so sorry, blade.
#481244 to #481241 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Lol
#481247 to #481244 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
that came out bad
but that is really awful
#481252 to #481247 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
hahaha wtf
#481257 to #481252 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
He's almost as stupid as you
#481259 to #481257 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
i wouldn't go that far
#481260 to #481259 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
When do you think we're gonna see Saturn?
#481271 to #481260 - TheseChocodiles
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#481275 to #481271 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
How the fuck would you think dump wood means dirty street. I can see because of dump, but how would wood not tip you off?
#481285 to #481275 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
also it was in like fuckin march i dont know why they were collecting that early anyway
darn protestants up to no good as usual
#481279 to #481275 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
honestly i dont know its like my brain encloses on itself and i can only think the stupid thing until i verbalise it and hear the sound of my name being said either through laughter or exasperation
#481286 to #481279 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
What does sordid scum mean? I assume it's a nickname but what's sordid

Do your friends feel incredibly smart when talking to you?
#481291 to #481286 - TheseChocodiles
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#481298 to #481291 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I fear for the patients you have to help based on all the stupid stuff you say
#481301 to #481298 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
dont be, im really good
#481304 to #481301 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Really good at saying stupid things
#481253 to #481252 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
..what?
#481255 to #481253 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
just how sincere you seemed lol
which is nice obv but its funny to read when you knew he was talking about some GoT bitch
#481258 to #481255 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I thought he was serious
#481261 to #481258 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
you sure did and it was funny
#481262 to #481261 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
oooh
when you knew
#481248 to #481247 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
His love is a fictional character
#481249 to #481248 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
...oh
#481250 to #481249 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
You've convinced me you're the real ren
#481251 to #481250 - reallyren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
well..that's good atleast
#481172 to #481169 - princessren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Girlfriend/wife? I'm sorry for your loss.
#481307 to #481172 - gibroner
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Just a very good friend
#481175 to #481172 - princessren
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(07/29/2016) [-]
w-what
I didn't comment this
#481176 to #481175 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Alexanderburns, ren has finally lost it, now is your chance to bang him
#481177 to #481176 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
never put your cocktail weeny in crazy
#481178 to #481177 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
This could be your only chance, though
#481173 to #481172 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I'll take 2 things you'll never be for 500
#481167 - shenro
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(07/29/2016) [-]
it's stupid how some things have useless expiration dates, for example, storebought pizza, the expiration date is based on it being frozen, if it's not frozen, you have no fuckin clue how long it lasts, you can only make an estimate or memorise the time by having one go bad. this is also very annoying for juice, the expiration date probably for when you don't open it, but once you've opened it, suddenly the thing lasts only a couple of days, but you don't know exacly how long, it's retarded.
#481168 to #481167 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
The dates on those things are the sell-by dates. It's not saying that you have to eat it by then. It's jut when they have to get rid of it because not knowing when it actually expires is the problem.
#481165 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I ate too much.
#481166 to #481165 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Well, it's not that I ate too much. It's just that I did not make healthy choices. There was waaaay too much sugar, and I'm shaking pretty badly. I'm gonna go to the gym before I get glued to the couch. I'll see you guys later.
#481153 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I haven't eaten in over 26 hours, and I need some food, but I really don't feel like getting up.
#481164 to #481153 - platinumaltaria
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(07/29/2016) [-]
This is the epitome of first world problems.
#481154 to #481153 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
just keep laying there
you'll stop feeling eventually
#481155 to #481154 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
It sounds like a plan, but it's too late. D:
#481149 - squidamon
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I hated this adaptation of the killing joke. The art wasn't anywhere near as visually interesting as the comic, and the first half of the movie was barbara gordons life story that was lazily slapped on to rationalize doing rough stuff to her when the actual story got going.
#481140 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
GIF
I hate how there's like almost no good animes out there and japan is too autistic to make any more good ones
#481162 to #481140 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
i hereby dispute your downsubmarine of my post Elk and i demand you to reconsider
#481170 to #481162 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
He tries to say he gets upset when people say autistic, but if it's said to me or someone he hates it's a-ok
#481163 to #481162 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I'll reconsider when you use a buzzword that is not and is not similar to "autistic".
#481171 to #481163 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
why
#481196 to #481171 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Nah, I'm actually referring to him thumbing up natzie calling people autistic instead of thumbing him down like he does everyone else
#481191 to #481171 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
My brother has Aspergers.

What ohemgeezus is referring to is that someone was arguing with him and winning. I had stopped reading the comments and just thumbed the other guy up, but he called him autistic in one. Ohemgeezus pitched a child-like temper tantrum about it, so I reversed the thumb, and he still cries about it. Ironically enough, he shows many, many signs of autism.
#481222 to #481191 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
japan is autistic, however
east asians have a high spatial intelligence and low verbal, identical to autistic people, though east asians don't have the condition itself necessarily
and autism was inherited from the Neanderthals, which whites and asians both have a % of inside them
#481225 to #481222 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Not even 2% of the Japanese population.
#481228 to #481225 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
which % do you mean
the number that are autistic or the amount of neanderthal DNA? East Asians have the most neanderthal, also probably jewish people
and can you stop down pinkying me im trying to discuss this
#481231 to #481228 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Less than 2% of the 127.3 million+ people have autism.
#481235 to #481231 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
yes I get that, I wasn't disputing it, but I meant they can seem autistic from the outside looking in cause of their inferior verbal intelligence
I've studied autism a lot since I used to be interested in it and I probably have it m8
#481238 to #481235 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
No, they don't. Hardly anybody thinks, "That guy's really smart, but he's shy. He must be autistic." There are tons of symptoms. Obsession with a specific subject. Rapid growth at a young age is a possible one. Unable to pick up on social commands. Wrist-flapping. Having a high IQ and being socially awkward are hardly defining aspects.
#481125 - bladeboy
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(07/29/2016) [-]
>tfw no light skin latino cutie pies in Canada for you to impregnate
#481148 to #481125 - teoberry
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(07/29/2016) [-]
so many in calgary
#481156 to #481148 - bladeboy
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Wow, now I have to come up.
#481188 to #481156 - teoberry
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(07/29/2016) [-]
come to ubco so we can skip class and smoke pot in my room
#481141 to #481125 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
asians are better
but some beaner pussy is choice i'll admit
#481128 to #481125 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
right here
#481137 to #481128 - bladeboy
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Fuck off faggot
#481138 to #481137 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
but
#481139 to #481138 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
he can't impregnate you in the but
#481143 to #481139 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
what do you mean
#481144 to #481143 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I mean that he can't impregnate you in the but
#481145 to #481144 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
impossible
#481146 to #481145 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
mission impossible
#481111 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I had a stomach ache for my whole fucking shift today
#481142 to #481111 - aoeui
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(07/29/2016) [-]
go to college instead
#481115 to #481111 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
good you deserve no better good luck with your weak pussy stomach fuck you
#481116 to #481115 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
woah
ok
go ahead and be rude to me for no reason
#481117 to #481116 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
sorry can i make it up to you by putting both my arms in your huge disfigured asshole
#481120 to #481117 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
do they have it in ireland
#481159 to #481120 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
do we have your huge disfigured asshole in ireland? no we dont sorry
#481160 to #481159 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
coming soon
#481161 to #481160 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
ahh
#481118 to #481117 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
no I want a double cheeseburger from Wendy's

Wendy's is my favourite fast food burger place
#481124 to #481118 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I had wendys yesterday
#481127 to #481124 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
aw you wanna go together some time
#481130 to #481127 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
are you buying, mr not NEET?
#481132 to #481130 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
no
I'm the girl in this relationship
#481133 to #481132 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
alright but you have to eat off the value menu, but i'll let you get a frosty
#481134 to #481133 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I have never had a frosty in my life
#481135 to #481134 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
that's because you're retarded
#481121 to #481118 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
no we dont have it here so if you could stop trying to force your culture upon me that'd be great
#481122 to #481121 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
poor faggots

ALSO the stomach pain put me in a bad mood for my whole time and work and now I'm home and good again and I hope I didn't leave a bad impression on the guy I was working with
#481123 to #481122 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
whats your job
also you probably did
#481126 to #481123 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
I work in produce at a grocery store

basically I touch fruit and vegetables
#481129 to #481126 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
surrounded by your own kind how lovely
#481131 to #481129 - alexanderburns
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(07/29/2016) [-]
yes they speak to me
#481136 to #481131 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(07/29/2016) [-]
thank god they'll do it when nobody else will
#481109 - bladeboy
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Watching Hillary talk or do anything makes me so fucking angry. She's so fucking fake with everything she does.
#481110 to #481109 - ohemgeezus
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(07/29/2016) [-]
We just gotta wait for Assange to release more shit
#481101 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Story time, you faggots.
>Be me
>Doing errands with my grandmother
>decide to go get something to eat
>This new mexican joint is the closest place, so fuck it.
>I order a couple of burritos
>leave once we finish eating and paying
>stomach starts to hurt a little bit on the way to pick up my ear drops for this fucking ear infection, but think nothing of it
>figure it's just gas, so no big deal
>finishing up the errands by picking up my ear drop prescription for my fucking ear infection and picking up some detergent so i can wash my fucking clothes so i don't look like some dirty boardwalk hippie or some shit
>Suddenly as I'm paying for my shit, i'm hit with a sudden pain in my stomach, as well as rumbling
>I let out the tiniest of farts as i pay
>OHSHITNO.jpg
>Suddenly, the fart gets louder, and I wind up shitting myself in front of this 8/10 blonde pharmacy grill
>Rush myself into the bathroom to deal with what shall be forever known as "assishima" (name pending)
>MFW

This just happened an hour ago, and now I kind of want to off myself.

Moral of the story? Never gamble on a fart. Also never fucking eat mexican food.
#481151 to #481101 - Elk
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Wow, you really should kill yourself.
#481152 to #481151 - huntergriff ONLINE
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Well, Gee, now that you say that, I'm not going to kill myself, Thanks Elk :^)
#481102 to #481101 - TheseChocodiles
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omg did the girl definitely know you shit yourself
#481104 to #481102 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Like...There is no way you could mistake the smell.
#481103 to #481102 - huntergriff ONLINE
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Nigga, i'm mortified. Only solace I can take in this is that no one knew me there since this was one city away from mine.
#481105 to #481103 - TheseChocodiles
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hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha



amazing, i love good shat yourself story, dont be mad at things that make a good story
#481106 to #481105 - huntergriff ONLINE
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Might not have even been an hour ago. I honestly don't know.
#481107 to #481106 - TheseChocodiles
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#481066 - aoeui
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I hate how TheseChocodiles' virginity is gone forever now and there's no getting it back

no hymen no diamond
#481050 - muchname
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Why is the midland countryside so nice and why is Norfolk's so flat and shit
#481053 to #481050 - masterboll
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(07/28/2016) [-]
the midlands is only countryside because its a useless land of shit thats only useful because its bang-on in the middle of the country

the midlands' purpose is the same as the road between your house and mcdonalds
#481051 to #481050 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/28/2016) [-]
is norfolk where all the inbreeding is?
#481084 to #481051 - aoeui
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(07/28/2016) [-]
even muds are still alive after marrying their cousins for the last thousand years, it's safe to say cousin fucking isn't that bad
unless you meant sister fucking in which case thats hot
#481056 to #481051 - muchname
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Fuck off we're only retarded farmers
#481082 to #481056 - shibe
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is norfolk the equivalent of the south but in england?
#481098 to #481082 - muchname
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we're known for farming and shit and being near the sea literally everywhere you go. Not really the south.. that's Sheffield/York, I believe
#481100 to #481098 - shibe
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(07/29/2016) [-]
well, farming and apparently inbreeding

i mean
#481065 to #481056 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/28/2016) [-]
aww
#481054 to #481051 - shibe
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its where they have the cute accents :3
#481067 to #481054 - TheseChocodiles
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shut up u anglophile
#481079 to #481067 - shibe
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shut up u junkie
#481080 to #481079 - TheseChocodiles
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add my kik its addicted2dickncoke69
#481040 - aoeui
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I hate that no matter how many times I masturbate to TheseChocodiles, it will never come close to getting a real live footjob from her
#481150 to #481040 - teoberry
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(07/29/2016) [-]
me and thesechocodiles trade dick pics on the regular
#481157 to #481150 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
yeah i never got why you always stroke yours and say "whos the best boy" and "awww theres a good boy" but now im starting to find it sort of comforting
#481187 to #481157 - teoberry
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(07/29/2016) [-]
you need to give all of your body confidence/motivation, it's not rocket science
#481112 to #481040 - alexanderburns
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Last night I was fooling around with thesechocodiles. She goes, “Stick your finger in my pussy. I say, “Okay.” So, I stick my finger in her vagoo. Then, she goes, “Stick your whole hand in." So, I stick my whole hand in, and she goes, “Now, stick your other hand in.” And I stick my other hand in. Now she goes, “Move your hands up all the way to the wrists.” I'm up to my wrists. And she goes, “Now, move your arms all the way up to the elbows.” And now I'm up to my elbows, and she goes, “Move your arms all the way up to the shoulders.” I've got both my arms in her coot, all the way up to my shoulders. choco says, “Okay, clap!” And I struggle to do it, “Uhhhh, ewwww… I can’t!” And she goes, “Tight, huh?”
#481114 to #481112 - TheseChocodiles
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also for the record im like on the opposite side, it can cause me a lot of pain if the appropriate work is not put in, even then its p sore but its manageable
#481113 to #481112 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
lmfao you're a cunt
#481041 to #481040 - misticalz
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(07/28/2016) [-]
Ive already fucked her twice
#481049 to #481041 - TheseChocodiles
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at least tell the story right, you accidentally tripped and fell in me
#481088 to #481049 - thechosentroll
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(07/29/2016) [-]
>>#481057, God damn it, woman. MTV specifically warned you about this shit.
#481099 to #481088 - masterboll
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(07/29/2016) [-]
thats literally the exact ad that i was thinking of
#481062 to #481049 - aoeui
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(07/28/2016) [-]
was he the one with the limp dick on anti depressants
#481057 to #481049 - masterboll
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(07/28/2016) [-]
kek

reminds me of one of those "wear a condom ads" where they give examples of how penetration doesnt happen by accident
#481058 to #481057 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/28/2016) [-]
i dont think i got the pleasure to see one
#481060 to #481058 - masterboll
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do you even Secks Ed. in irish schools?
#481064 to #481060 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/28/2016) [-]
lmao do you mean "education for love" where we had one lesson explaining how our genitals work and the rest where we discussed family life?

irish catholic schools do not waste time on such nonsense my dear
#481071 to #481064 - masterboll
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not even lessons on how to put a condom on?
#481077 to #481071 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/28/2016) [-]
i actually laughed out loud, no definitely not

i know people were having sex from the age of 14 but there was never a pregnancy, not in my year or any other years when i was there, even before that if there was im sure it would have been talked about. There was one girl who was a model who got pregnant at 15 and everybody knew about that, she didn't go to my school though.
#481081 to #481077 - masterboll
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just as i figured, irish males are infertile
#481085 to #481081 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
lol its probably because my school was full of upper middle class kids, the fear of getting pregnant and disappointing the parents that expect them to go onto university is very very real
plus the social stigma
plus just in general not wanting to get pregnant at all
plus the morning after pill exists and i know so many people without a morning after pill story
plus you can always fly to liverpool n abort
#481087 to #481085 - masterboll
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(07/29/2016) [-]
liverpool?

aborting a baby by getting stabbed in the uterus by chavs?
#481089 to #481087 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
liverpool is a lovely city be nice

also it's where girls from here usually go for an abortion because it's illegal here, which is very backwards. a young girl was recently given a suspended sentence of 3 months for inducing a miscarriage using drugs, her roommates reported her to the police and demonised her to the media.
what makes it worse is that as a nurse if I am told by somebody that they took an abortion pill i am supposed to report them to police or risk prosecution myself, so the council has sent out a don't ask don't tell warning to young girls and women, it's quite sad.

also i just absolutely wouldnt report them because fuck bein a tout
#481086 to #481085 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
with*
#481055 to #481049 - misticalz
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Sorry love <3
#481042 to #481041 - aoeui
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really?
#481043 to #481042 - misticalz
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In a very non sarcastic meme, very serious meme. Yes I really did have sexual relations with that woman.
#481046 to #481043 - aoeui
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:^ (
#481045 to #481043 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#481048 to #481045 - shibe
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man every time i see this, his version gets stuck in my head

i sorta wish it was a real song
#481059 to #481048 - masterboll
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(07/28/2016) [-]
find his name for me and ill give you +10 internets
#481063 to #481059 - shibe
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Desmond  Why You Always Lying ft Dre Dennis Full Song AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#481072 to #481063 - masterboll
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have i ever told you how much i love you?
#481068 to #481063 - TheseChocodiles
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love it he kinda sounds chris brown
#481069 to #481068 - TheseChocodiles
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like*
#481094 to #481069 - ferrettamer
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Whenever Sex You Back to Sleep comes on the radio I immediately cringe and would change the station if Toronto had any decent stations
#481095 to #481094 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
i dont know that song
if its chris brown i dont listen to him, but he was on kanyes new album and the way the guy was singing reminded me of how chris brown sang on da track waves
#481096 to #481095 - ferrettamer
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(07/29/2016) [-]
Yes it's a Chris Brown song. And Life of Pablo sucked too, I'm glad no songs from there come on the radio
#481097 to #481096 - TheseChocodiles
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(07/29/2016) [-]
i liked life of pablo some of the songs were class
#481038 - enlightednatzie
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You need to login to view this link

>when you're a master memer
#481039 to #481038 - masterboll
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you may be a dank memer, but you will never be dank enough to get a reaction like this

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#481047 to #481039 - anon
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(07/28/2016) [-]
I got banned for 48 hours for me epic meeming. So, not to brag or anything but if you have never gotten banned for pulling off a meme i just did, you dont deserve to call yourself a memer like i did.

I, enlightednatzie, is the king of memers. If you truly believe in meme magic like i do, you have to sacrify yourself. Kamikaze my friend.

And yeah, the mods deleted my comment too because they feared me mighty meme magic.
#481070 to #481047 - ohemgeezus
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Haha, I flagged it for spam, too. Get fucked, faggot
#481074 to #481070 - anon
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(07/28/2016) [-]
I didnt expect much from a low life rat as yourself either. I bet you where that annoying kid in school that snitched on everyone and then got your ass kicked. Like randall from the cartoon disney channel show about some fat kid and his friends.
#481075 to #481074 - ohemgeezus
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nah, sorry to disappoint, but it seems you're projecting a bit
#481078 to #481075 - anon
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#481052 to #481047 - masterboll
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(07/28/2016) [-]
nah, bruh. ive not only meme'd the mods, but ive also meme'd fagmin multiple times without getting b&.

OK we broadcast live from the /hating/ side
Where the real memers ride and the rest die
Ayy don't be out here talking 'bout shit that you don't know about
You catch a lick and do your time, you don't testify
You keep your profile good and your trolls clean
Never trust the word of a meme fiend
Keep a reaction pic at all times run them greenies up
If that ain't what you want you ain't one of us
#481061 to #481052 - anon
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If you are not prepared to get banned in the things you really believe in, you aint doing it right

//enlightednatzie
#481073 to #481061 - masterboll
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(07/28/2016) [-]
apparently youre getting b& because you spam shit, not because of the quality of your memes

my trolling style is much more sophisticated than spamming, pleb
#481076 to #481073 - anon
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I didnt spam shit, i questioned a few users by mentioning them why they would thumb up such a primitive joke. This site has gotten worse than i expected.
#481083 to #481076 - masterboll
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(07/28/2016) [-]
watch out m80. im bringing the new school meming to the scene.