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#500846 - butterisgood
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(12/01/2016) [-]
>find anime i really like
>no episodes after season one ends on a cliffhanger
User avatar #500860 to #500846 - alexanderburns
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(12/01/2016) [-]
I remember when people told me attack on Titan season 2 would happen in 2015
#500842 - huntergriff
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(12/01/2016) [-]
This fucking cunt. This horrible, degenerate cunt. Fuck her right in every fucking orifice she fucking has just fucking fuck.
User avatar #500840 - geothermal
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(12/01/2016) [-]
I wish there was a way to block ever seeing a users content. Im so fucking sick of infinitesheeper and all this conspiracy theory shit
i come here to jerk off and laugh, not read about a satanic pedophile cult that rules the world
#500867 to #500840 - gibusernamepls
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User avatar #500849 to #500840 - enlightednatzie
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The porn here is awful btw
User avatar #500854 to #500849 - enlightednatzie
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I only wank to wierd shit that barely count as porn btw. Like, women.
#500834 - EdwardNigma
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What is the fucking point of having an abundance of large and/or deadly spiders if they can't even make cockroaches extinct on this god forsaken continent?
Fuck I hate cockroaches so goddamn much.
#500835 to #500834 - masterboll
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lmao aussies complaining about their spider problems

thank god we sent only the useless prisoners down to that hell hole
User avatar #500836 to #500835 - EdwardNigma
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I'm complaining more about cockroaches but okay.
User avatar #500837 to #500836 - masterboll
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even your cockroaches are probably the size of footballs
User avatar #500838 to #500837 - EdwardNigma
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Pretty often, yes.
User avatar #500843 to #500838 - Darianvincent
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Can you even kill them by stepping on them?
User avatar #500861 to #500843 - alexanderburns
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Can I even kill you
#500866 to #500861 - Darianvincent
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User avatar #500870 to #500866 - alexanderburns
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Well as long as you aren't using my Umaru
#500911 to #500870 - Darianvincent
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#500832 - dehumanizer
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Why are all women so shallow and pathetic?
User avatar #500858 to #500832 - bladeboy
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Girls can have whatever preference they want, just like I don't go for fatties.
t. 5'7 manlet
User avatar #500863 to #500858 - dehumanizer
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(12/01/2016) [-]
>implying you get girls
User avatar #500852 to #500832 - gibroner
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everybody under 8'5" is basically a midget
#500844 to #500832 - thechosentroll
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(12/01/2016) [-]
It's a good day to be 6' 8".
User avatar #500851 to #500844 - enlightednatzie
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Whats that in normal units? Im 180 cm
User avatar #500881 to #500851 - thechosentroll
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Don't know how much 6' 8" is, that's just what my height gets converted to, but I'm 203cm. Which I find weird, cause it's supposed to be really fucking tall and rare, but I know 6 people who are the same height as me and one guy who's even 10 or so cm taller. Either a weird coincidence or there's something odd about our generation, cause we're all the same age. I've had numerous people older than me note that people born in our year and the 4-5 after it are freakishly tall.
User avatar #500862 to #500851 - gibusernamepls
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(12/01/2016) [-]
You're like 5'11"
manlet confirmed
User avatar #500839 to #500832 - lobselvith
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Woman here, I can confirm that no women on this planet will ever fuck short guys. It's never happened, it never will happen. There's a better chance of the rapture happening than a woman ever dating a short man. Haha, 6 foot or under? Are you kidding me?

I like my guys to be at least twelve feet high, seven foot dudes just don't do it for me anymore. Haha, forget about joining that basketball team if you're 5'5 or under.

Short guys should just fucking kill themselves, they're completely useless, they need to be wiped from the gene pool.
#500859 to #500839 - bladeboy
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(12/01/2016) [-]
t-thanks y...you too
t-thanks y...you too
User avatar #500845 to #500839 - dehumanizer
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your third line is true tho
#500833 to #500832 - masterboll
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Curreny ft Lil Wayne and August Alsina  Bottom of the Bottle Official Video because men are legends and women need to balance things out
User avatar #500823 - TheseChocodiles
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AH SHIT I FORGOT TO PUT OUT THE FUCKIN BINS


fuck and the bin was full too, i think this means i have to wait two weeks
im ashamed to tell my dad that i fucked up the easiest task in running a household, something he also text me to remind me to do yesterday and i said haha yes dad dont worry i will

but i didnt
soo jokes on me
#500873 to #500823 - anon id: 7c589ef8
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Why would you need to put out a laundry bin?
User avatar #500959 to #500873 - TheseChocodiles
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what are you trying to say i dont get it
User avatar #500850 to #500823 - enlightednatzie
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Is it trash or clothes your talking about? Either way just burn it ln the yard. Exept if you live in a town full of pansies who call the cops at the slightedt fire sighting.
User avatar #500958 to #500850 - TheseChocodiles
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no couldnt burn it doll
User avatar #501113 to #500958 - enlightednatzie
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Is it still trash we ate talking about and not clothes? Then you can put it in your neighbours trash can.
User avatar #500831 to #500823 - masterboll
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(12/01/2016) [-]
haha

such a numpty, choco
#500830 to #500823 - tvfreakuk
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(12/01/2016) [-]
I lucked out with my lanlord. He puts the bins out for the people in my building for us. Mainly because he's the only one with a key to the back gate, but still; awesome I don't haveto do it.
User avatar #500815 - balor
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(12/01/2016) [-]
KENZO World  The new fragrance

I hate that I haven't met a girl that is like this one.
User avatar #500811 - alexanderburns
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hey I like that no one warned me that the government would just straight up steal from my bank account at the end of the month for a student loan payment

I thought you know it was like anything else where when I made a payment earlier this month that was the payment for the month

you know like how payments work
User avatar #500829 to #500811 - dehumanizer
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thats what you get for beeing a fucking leaf
User avatar #500816 to #500811 - ferrettamer
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(12/01/2016) [-]
I feel you same shit happened to me
#500801 - aoeui
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User avatar #500803 to #500801 - aoeui
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whoops I meant to say that I puke everytime they do this,
it's nice the liberals are experimenting with something besides ''big black badass daddy+little white mischievous female'' stereotype but damn she makes me want to vomit and close the video... her hair must smell like feces
User avatar #500814 to #500803 - balor
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If you are saying you wouldn't fuck post apocalyptic harriet tubman, then I'm inclined to call you a faggot.
User avatar #500807 to #500803 - EdwardNigma
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(12/01/2016) [-]
They probably all smell like shit to be fair. It is an apocalypse.
User avatar #500809 to #500807 - aoeui
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(12/01/2016) [-]
not an asian girl especially not if she's pretty
#500799 - aoeui
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when james won't answer you
User avatar #500802 to #500799 - ferrettamer
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oh the picture didn't load mb
User avatar #500800 to #500799 - ferrettamer
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?
User avatar #500804 to #500800 - aoeui
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?
User avatar #500808 to #500804 - ferrettamer
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?
#500798 - aoeui
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when is ren going to post feet pics?
#500817 to #500798 - anon id: 47f608a2
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(12/01/2016) [-]
You're going for ren, now?

-vozel, you faggot
#500796 - anon id: 7e2ec33f
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(12/01/2016) [-]
Sweden is gay.
#500806 to #500796 - gibroner
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You are correct
#500794 - enlightednatzie
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Ugh. People who get their news from sites like this should honestly get shot. Im not gonna crack any names here but there is a lot of people here who hate on a specifick country here, whicy will be unnamed, and whenever i see them believe actively believe the lies and spreading them too, i just want to go to their houses, tie them up and then throw them in my car and go a few miles in to the woods where i then shoot them.

I unironically think that Free speech is retarded. You should not be able to have any beliefs you want, especially the ones who conflicts with my beliefs. We have people who think that vaccination causes autism, that the world is flat and that the moonlanding was fake. And this is mostly happening in the united states, the "freest" country in the world but obviusly its not free from idiocy like that.

If i where a president in Usa i'd start a massive purge and limit the acces to the internet so these retarded ass new age sites wont be availible anymore and then i'd cancel all these news channel so we only have one state owned channel that tell you everything you need to know. And everyone who consider themselves anythinh but a supporter to me gets publically executed and their family gets sent to gulags in Alaska.
User avatar #500841 to #500794 - geothermal
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>sweden
User avatar #500848 to #500841 - enlightednatzie
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>kenyan president
#500792 - balor
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>Little brother is crying over being stressed out
>Tell him to stop crying
>He starts crying even harder

He is almost 14 for fucks sake.
#500788 - aoeui
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how do fuckers like sports it's the most boring shit ever, I cringe everytime a retard has their own special 'team'
User avatar #500797 to #500788 - aoeui
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sorry i didn't mean the act of physical activity I meant the other liking sports, the one for fat drunk retards. regular sports is ok even though most of the pros are stupid
User avatar #500795 to #500788 - ferrettamer
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i like esports ;)
#500793 to #500788 - balor
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Why do motherfuckers like message boards.

I cringe every time some retard has their own special board.
#500791 to #500788 - anon id: 6e997bd7
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we like violence
you're right, we would go back to gladiator fights
sign-up
#500787 - tvfreakuk
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I hate how nervous I get when I think of something that I really, desperately want to go right - and just thinking of how it could go wrong.
Finally, somewhat of a "dream job" has become available as an Equipment Store Technician at my old university. After milling around awful customer service jobs for so long, I feel like this is it. This is my chance to get back to where I need.
I know it's not a creative role, and it's still technically customer service as I'd just be preparing and handing out equipment to student and staff. But man, I'd be in a room with cameras, and steadicams, and DIT equipment all day long.
The thought of that after working in car gas and electric, car insurance, and now Boots - all things I couldn't give a single fucking god forsaken shit about - that would just be amazing.
Yet all my brain goes to is "Welp, it's too good to be true - you'll fuck it up somehow"
I also just hate how my original plan of "get a normal day to day job and save up for your own equipment for your own productions" just didn't work. I should've realised it wouldn't work from the start, but by the time I realised it was too late and I had bills and shit, with not enough money coming in to support actual life and save up for shit. I've been trapped in this bullshit for too long.
#500760 - vozel
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I just did my final day of track tryouts and it was fucking brutal

>all my competitors
User avatar #500758 - TheseChocodiles
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i just had like a 20 minute debrief on how this one girl I'm pals with ''is a complete lick to me'' and now its like weird, i feel weird
User avatar #500764 to #500758 - ferrettamer
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lick?
User avatar #500765 to #500764 - TheseChocodiles
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over here instead of saying somebody kisses your ass we say somebody licks your hole
so instead of calling somebody a kiss-ass, we call them a lick
User avatar #500789 to #500765 - tvfreakuk
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Is that something cetral to whatever part of the UK you're from? Never heard that before
User avatar #500818 to #500789 - TheseChocodiles
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yeah id say so, in belfast we like to say hole or hoop instead of ass
User avatar #500819 to #500818 - tvfreakuk
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Huh, I always find it interesting how different dialect can be just by going from city to city and stuff.
My friend's always have a laugh at some of the stuff I say like when I say "garn t' pub" because I'm a Cumbrian swine
User avatar #500820 to #500819 - TheseChocodiles
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i quite enjoy the whole 't' thing before a word that some english people do, it's warm or something lol
User avatar #500824 to #500820 - tvfreakuk
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Here's me saying it
vocaroo.com/i/s1QwweoJsVwv
User avatar #500825 to #500824 - TheseChocodiles
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v good
User avatar #500826 to #500825 - tvfreakuk
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User avatar #500827 to #500826 - tvfreakuk
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Muck*
User avatar #500766 to #500765 - ferrettamer
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oh yea that's what i assumed i just wasn't positive.
i had friends like that in high school but they mostly wanted to copy my work B)
User avatar #500774 to #500766 - bladeboy
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Well yeah, who would want to willingly spend time with you?
User avatar #500776 to #500774 - ferrettamer
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i didn't say all my friends were ass kissers retard
User avatar #500767 to #500766 - TheseChocodiles
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its noticable in the groupchat because this isnt an exaggeration when she laughs at something i say she types out "HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG" and as we both know its very rare that i deserve that sort of response

did you always do your homework
User avatar #500768 to #500767 - ferrettamer
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that's true
lol fuck no. i only did it if it was getting graded, and i could do most of that in class anyway except french and english, which i did at break the day it was due. they mostly just wanted to copy cs and physics.
User avatar #500769 to #500768 - TheseChocodiles
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same i could probably count on my hands how many times i did homework at home
i sat beside this boy called jamie in my maths class for two years and everyday our teacher would make everyone in the class say the answer to one of the homework questions and i never had it done so jamie always sneakily pointed to his answer for me, shout out to the jamies of the world
User avatar #500770 to #500769 - ferrettamer
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teachers at my school always switched the seating around because they didn't want us to get too comfortable
our grade 9 teacher did something similar and she'd always get upset with me that i didn't do it. like i was getting a 95, bitch chill. she also said that i was "quiet" or something but she got mad at me on the one day i was talking (she wasn't teaching or anything we were supposed to be doing our homework)
User avatar #500772 to #500770 - TheseChocodiles
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i always found it p funny when a teacher shouted at one of the quiet ones in my class for talking because it meant it wasnt me and also because they had this reaction like a cheeky smile because they were naughty and they never usually are

oh i wasnt getting a 95 in maths at all i was averaging 40, i would have benefited from that homework tbh
User avatar #500773 to #500772 - ferrettamer
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yea i had that smile.
jk i was usually getting yelled at for talking but it was the first semester of high school and i didn't know anybody in that class so.
yea tbh you probably should have done it then. math is easy tho so you just gotta get it fam :^)
User avatar #500775 to #500773 - TheseChocodiles
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there was one teacher when i was in 1st year who would call me up to the front of the class and have a conversation with me and the class would listen
it was weird and probably very cringy but i cant fully remember it, i remember once i talked about madonnas song material girl and also the spanish armada (????)

i was top in my primary school class for maths but i guess my brain just never developed in that sense cause maths became a headfuck lmao i managed to come out with a C meaning i didnt have to repeat but fuck u it wasnt easy ok
User avatar #500777 to #500775 - ferrettamer
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yea i feel you, a lot of people find it difficult but idk it's just easy for me.
User avatar #500778 to #500777 - TheseChocodiles
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were you good at english and stuff or were you annoying and good at both
User avatar #500779 to #500778 - ferrettamer
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i was good at writing but not good at presenting. tho my grade 12 english mark wasn't great );
User avatar #500780 to #500779 - TheseChocodiles
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we didnt do a lot of presenting in english at all
we acted out our own play once and i laughed so hard i peed down my legs quite a bit but nobody noticed cause i was wearing tights i had kidney problems when i was younger thats what my mum blames my on/off incontinence in my youth on but i dunno i might just be gross
User avatar #500781 to #500780 - ferrettamer
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ours was like half and half. i hated all the presentations except one in french class where we got to do a modern day cyrano de bergerac and i got to play the douchey guy and it was really fun and funny cause i'm actually kinda nice
wow that's lucky nobody noticed lol
User avatar #500782 to #500781 - TheseChocodiles
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please james lets be honest at best you are mildly pleasant
User avatar #500783 to #500782 - ferrettamer
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i'm nicer in real life i swear
User avatar #500784 to #500783 - TheseChocodiles
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im jk ur very nice for a nerd lol
User avatar #500785 to #500784 - ferrettamer
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are nerds normally not nice? i don't understand
User avatar #500786 to #500785 - TheseChocodiles
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dunno i just said it tbh
although quite a few nerdy guys that ive known were genuinely v mean
not to me but just in the way they talked about and judged others, they were quite scathing
User avatar #500771 to #500770 - ferrettamer
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grade 9 math*
User avatar #500761 to #500758 - alexanderburns
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That's hot
User avatar #500762 to #500761 - TheseChocodiles
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shut up alex
#500757 - furiousmarshmellow
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The semester is almost over, and I've been in college for about 5 months.

It feels like it's been only 1.
#500750 - huntergriff
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There are people on this planet who don't like coffee.
#500756 to #500750 - vozel
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Fuck them.
User avatar #500753 to #500750 - drastronomy
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Coffee is degenerate
#500754 to #500753 - huntergriff
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kys
User avatar #500755 to #500754 - drastronomy
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Nah
I am too full of energy and joy from not being addicted to a substance which I need to drink almost perpetually to not collapse
User avatar #500759 to #500755 - huntergriff
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Fag.