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#460337 - enlightednatzie
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Well, im taking a break from this shitty site. Nothing but fucking idiots all of you (exept elk who is my eternal homeboy and a few others) and in general this site has a bad influence on me. Im always left with a bad taste when after i have browsed this site. Im not just talking about this board but the whole site in general, no where have i found such a concentrated gruop of people that are this stupid.

Good fucking bye.
User avatar #460356 to #460337 - TheseChocodiles
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Why can't we all just get along like we did in middle school
User avatar #460359 to #460356 - ohemgeezus
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This one time in middle school I asked a muslim if he was shiite or sunni, not knowing it was offensive and he hated me for the rest of the year
User avatar #460368 to #460359 - TheseChocodiles
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Lmao
User avatar #460371 to #460368 - ohemgeezus
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Do you want to be my gf?
User avatar #460372 to #460371 - TheseChocodiles
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No but it's cute that you want me to be your gf
#460374 to #460372 - ohemgeezus
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User avatar #460348 to #460337 - EdwardNigma
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Hooray, I'll stop being randomly mentioned in shit flings.
User avatar #460351 to #460348 - Elk
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Don't worry. I'll pick up the slack.
User avatar #460353 to #460351 - EdwardNigma
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Fuck.
User avatar #460346 to #460337 - Elk
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This is depressing.
User avatar #460349 to #460346 - thumbfortrump
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Nope.
#460335 - darksideofthebeast
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Daily reminder before I go to bed.
!اللاجئون يرحبون
#460360 to #460335 - ohemgeezus
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#460365 to #460360 - thechosentroll
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Little did they know that it was chronic.
#460333 - enlightednatzie
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>>#460294, >>#460298, >>#460300, >>#460302, >>#460304, >>#460301, >>#460315, >>#460311, >>#460318,

No one fucking cares you fuck ugly pathetic fucking virgin. Kill yourself, fo'real, no one fucking gives a shit about your daily problems because your real problem is that you're still alive. This aint your blog faggot. Kill yourself, darksideofthebeast
#460334 to #460333 - anon id: acfdb7a8
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I knew it, it was only a matter of time before you got all pissy because I made fun of sweden.
Here, let me tell you in Swedish.
تقتل نفسك
#460325 - dalokan
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GIF
Oh boy do I fucking hate kids movie premieres.

Don't bring your fucking kids if they can't even understand the movie. They'll just cry during it and then you just ruin it for everyone else

>"b-b-b-but they should be a-able to s-s-see it like anyone else"

Fuck off, you know they can't if the kid is shitting his pants and barely understanding what the characters are saying.
#460347 to #460325 - anon id: 220e7b8b
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It's annoying, but they are right. They have every right to see it.
#460323 - balor
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The fucking Ghostbusters trailer.
Look at the likes and dislikes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw
User avatar #460417 to #460323 - Shiny
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A perfect example of the kind of thing people fuss about so they can avoid thinking about actual problems.
#460320 - balor
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I ordered a journal but I have no idea what I'm gonna write in it.
#460354 to #460320 - EdwardNigma
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User avatar #460444 to #460354 - balor
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That video is funny.
User avatar #460342 to #460320 - muchname
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today I didn't poo in the loo
#460319 - balor
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My sister was dating a boy.
The boy had to leave to Europe for a sporting event.
She broke up with him and said that they might get back together when he comes back.
But in reality she just didn't want to date him but she was too scared to say so.

Now she is dating another boy, and when her ex gets back from Europe, I'm going to have to explain to him that she didn't want to date him anymore.

The thing that bothers me is this guy is pretty obsessed with my sister, and I don't think he is gonna handle it very fucking well.
User avatar #460366 to #460319 - thechosentroll
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Punch him in the dick.
#460330 to #460319 - enlightednatzie
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Your sis is a whore hombre.
User avatar #460326 to #460319 - sugoi
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Why are you breaking the news to him and not her?
User avatar #460327 to #460326 - balor
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Because any time I call my siblings out on making a bad choice everyone in my house treats me like shit.
User avatar #460331 to #460327 - sugoi
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That doesn't explain anything.
User avatar #460443 to #460331 - balor
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If I tell her, everyone is gonna get pissed off at me.
User avatar #460617 to #460443 - sugoi
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That still doesn't explain anything, I asked why you are breaking the news to him.

I didn't ask about your home situation nor did I ask about you telling her that she's an ass or whatever.

I just asked why you're breaking it to her ex.
User avatar #460637 to #460617 - balor
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Oops. That is my mistake, I misunderstood you.

I haven't broke the news to anyone yet.
I'm the only one who realizes the issue.

But in about 6 months, her ex is gonna come around thinking they will get back together, and I'm going to have to tell him the situation.
This guy, although I see him as a friend, is really insecure and may react unpredictably. That wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't a martial artist.
I would explain that to my sister, but I know it will just make everyone mad.
User avatar #460693 to #460637 - sugoi
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Ooh yeah that makes more sense.

Sounds like a shitty situation mate, personally I'd tell the guy since your family seems kinda jerky.
#460318 - darksideofthebeast
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/Dysleixa/hdgifs/5848712/28

>claims to have adhd
>has said before that mental problems don't exist and you can overcome them (Because they're just bad feelings, apparently) if you're not a weak willed individual
>says he has severe adhd
#460448 to #460318 - anon id: ecff079d
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Irony so thick you can spread it on toast
User avatar #460345 to #460318 - EdwardNigma
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One time he said to me it would be better to live in pre-modern times.
His view of pre-modern times is 100% based on fantasy and delusion.
User avatar #460338 to #460318 - Darianvincent
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>expecting the sites resident super autist to be consistent
#460321 to #460318 - dalokan
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Well that bit him in the ass
User avatar #460311 - darksideofthebeast
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my sister treats me like shit unless she wants something, then if I don't do it she'll just start telling me to kill myself or some shit lmao
Fuckin' women.
User avatar #460312 to #460311 - Elk
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She tells you to kill yourself? Lol that's so immature
User avatar #460314 to #460312 - darksideofthebeast
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good meme
#460307 - huntergriff
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Goddammit tumblr.
User avatar #460418 to #460307 - Shiny
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Why are you getting mad at twelve year old girls that don't know what they are actually saying?
User avatar #460428 to #460418 - huntergriff
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I'm not mad except maybe a little , just cringing.
User avatar #460309 to #460307 - ohemgeezus
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Who the hell was enslaved? And who is her race?
User avatar #460336 to #460309 - alexanderburns
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Wookie maybe?
User avatar #460369 to #460336 - thechosentroll
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I thought they were exterminated, not enslaved. Crashed a moon into their planet or some shit.
User avatar #460373 to #460369 - alexanderburns
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There were being enslaved in The Force Unleashed so
User avatar #460375 to #460373 - thechosentroll
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You know, I just now realized something. Isn't it just beautiful that in a past life a tumblrette was a creature, which is large, hairy, smells bad and flips its' shit and tries to kill you the second you disagree with it or things don't go its' way?
#460306 - Elk
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I think that my friend is mad at me. She didn't speak to me the last time I saw her, and I didn't think much about it, but she didn't respond to my last text either. I hope that I didn't do something wrong.
User avatar #460305 - TheseChocodiles
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I was watching the talented mr ripley but I got halfway through and had to stop and it annoys me that I did. It's so obviously a great film but hard to watch. I don't mind violence but watching somebody's mental demise in which they are so lost within themselves they will do anything to be another person, watching him dig a deeper hole with a chance of getting caught every 15 minutes. It was cringeworthy or something. I think it'd be much easier to read rather than see.

Which makes me think about the fact I haven't read a novel in over a year, there's no real excuse for it but I'm annoyed at myself that I didn't keep it up. I think the last book I read was the butcher boy and I've never read a book like it. It was weirdly thrilling how the author managed to perfectly deliver the main characters childishness and insanity by not using punctuation and just having this stream of consciousness. I hate to be that cunt that's like Uhhh books are better than films??? Cause I can't say that, just that books provoke more emotions from me and I'm annoyed for denying myself the opportunity to read

User avatar #460341 to #460305 - alexanderburns
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So go fucking read you absolute faglord
User avatar #460343 to #460341 - TheseChocodiles
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Oh fuck off you cheeky bitch
#460315 to #460305 - darksideofthebeast
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If it can emotionally effect you that much, it's probably a good film..

Oh wait, no, you're just a woman...
zing :^)
But how do you cringe at a movie other than bad acting?
User avatar #460344 to #460315 - TheseChocodiles
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Lol I'm a ridiculously emotional being but I don't cry infront of others, unless something is really sad. Nostalgic things make me well up and songs, if a songs really beautiful il get emotional.
I was on a bus and I was listening to fleet foxes - white sinter hymnal, a song I'd known for a fair amount of time but there's a bit where they start singing ooos and the music accompaniment was so pretty to me I shed a tear, it's weird cause I had listened to it before but I dunno it just hit me there and then

I can't even put it down to me being a girl cause loads of my girl friends are not like this, I'm just a little bitch tbh

Anyway I cringed at the film because it's about a sociopath who has no real identity, he adapts to liking things to fit this one guy he has fell inlove with and it's p cringey watching him like sniff his clothes and wear them, then eventually he kills him and takes over as him and it's set in like the 1940s or something so he can kinda get away with it (also he's in Italy too) and he can forge his signature n all, it's like watching this maniac and it's tragic I dunno. It's an Oscar award winning film tho if you wanna check it out. Plus I dunno if you are into fellas but matt Damon and jude law are ridiculously hot in it.
User avatar #460584 to #460344 - darksideofthebeast
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I'm pretty emotional too but I don't ever cry really.

that movie sounds pretty decent I might check it out
User avatar #460587 to #460584 - TheseChocodiles
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Well at least you can recognise and identify your emotions, there's intelligence in that.


Yeah it's definitely a smart movie.
#460303 - Elk
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I love my cousin, but her husband is so annoying. He's public school incarnate. He's hicky, nasty, ugly, slouchy and dumb. I want them to leeeaaave.
#460301 - darksideofthebeast
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User avatar #460420 to #460301 - Shiny
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According to Google, she wanted to remove crosses from a single independent church in a harbor to make it more open to seaside travelers of different faiths. I still think it's a bit pointless, but everyone exaggerated it for the usual Daily Mail-esque pee cee gone mad story, which as usual everyone buys up.

This same kind of bulllshit is also covering the front page again, i.e. that "robs a store" sign edit that was debunked literally years ago.

This site is Tumblr.
User avatar #460586 to #460420 - darksideofthebeast
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That's still heresy.
User avatar #460614 to #460586 - Shiny
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So are most harmless and fun things.
#460370 to #460301 - thechosentroll
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That is literally heresy. In the proper use of the word "literally", not for emphasis. She is literally a heretic.
#460322 to #460301 - dalokan
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#460316 to #460301 - balor
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I'm not a christian, but this shit is not okay.
#460313 to #460301 - EdwardNigma
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Thats like, the fucking definition of heresy.
#460310 to #460301 - bladeboy
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>Sweden
big surprise
#460332 to #460310 - enlightednatzie
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you're a one man cringe comp, aren't you?
#460304 to #460301 - darksideofthebeast
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>inb4 all the butthurt swedes flame me.
Or really just enlightenednatzie.
#460302 to #460301 - darksideofthebeast
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#460300 - darksideofthebeast
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www.nytimes.com/2016/03/05/us/politics/bernie-baby-dies-of-sids.html?_r=0

I don't like using kids to get social media views, but this is actually pretty sad...


#460317 to #460300 - balor
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SUDS?

User avatar #460324 to #460317 - dalokan
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S I D S

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

AKA 50% of why you're picking up an infant body at 3 AM
User avatar #460328 to #460324 - balor
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Socialist infant death syndrome*
User avatar #460329 to #460328 - dalokan
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Whatever, the kid ends up dead anyways
#460299 - balor
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GIF
I just realized I have been scrolling through amazon for hours now.
I can't make up my mind nigga.
#460295 - huntergriff
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Some drunk asshole hit my mom while she was in the car, and totaled the car, and now mom's in the hospital, she's fine, she says her hand's fucked up and that she sprained her ankle, but holy fuck, I hope she sues the faggot. Fucking car was completely totaled.
Some drunk asshole hit my mom while she was in the car, and totaled the car, and now mom's in the hospital, she's fine, she says her hand's fucked up and that she sprained her ankle, but holy fuck, I hope she sues the faggot. Fucking car was completely totaled.
User avatar #460308 to #460295 - gibroner
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I have no patience for drinking and driving like I've gotten drunk and done my fair share of stupid shit but never in even my most inebriated state have I ever driven a car even a foot people who drive drunk and cause accidents are absolute shit stains
User avatar #460298 to #460295 - darksideofthebeast
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Damn dude, go find that dude and fuck his life up.

Hope your mom starts feeling better.
User avatar #460297 to #460295 - Elk
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I hope that your mom gets better
#460294 - darksideofthebeast
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God I fucking hate drivers sometimes...
Ok, so I'm at a red light making a turn on red, the guy at the other light in front of me is turning into the lane I am also turning into, I didn't see him but I pulled into the closest lane anyway (3 lane) and he comes turning into the farthest fucking lane getting pissed at me because he wanted in this lane and I was turning into it the same time he was... So we come to a dead stop because he's literally about to hit me as if I'm in the wrong, instead of him just fucking PULLING AROUND ME.
You know, pulling into the lane he was set to go in...
Like holy fuck, there is 3 fucking lanes and you turn into the one the furthest away from you? You're even IN THE CLOSEST FUCKING TURNING LANE and you STILL fucking pull into the lane I am closest too.
Holy fuck I wanted to ram this dude off the road but thankfully jesus was with me and I calmed down.
But for real, fuck people like this.
#460290 - Elk
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GIF
One of my cousins posted an ugly picture on Facebook, and my other cousin tore him up.
#460296 to #460290 - Elk
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Ohemgeezus confirmed for my ugly cousin.
#460273 - balor
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I have a $10 Amazon gift card.
I don't know what I want to buy.
There are no video games I see that are interesting.

I saw a few Journals that I liked, but I don't know what I would write in them.

Also considering buying a knife, but I already have a few knives.
User avatar #460289 to #460273 - foreveranonymous
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Give it to me wtf
User avatar #460283 to #460273 - ohemgeezus
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buy me a game
#460287 to #460283 - balor
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GIF
User avatar #460288 to #460287 - ohemgeezus
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is that a yes
User avatar #460291 to #460288 - balor
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no
User avatar #460275 to #460273 - Elk
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Ask yourself, "What would Murrlogic do?"
#460277 to #460275 - balor
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Legend of Korra dildos!