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#443444 - planetexpress
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(12/11/2015) [-]
When you are on a date and have to pee but don't get up because peeing is unladylike
#443587 to #443444 - ieatbengay
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(12/11/2015) [-]
are you retarded
#443472 to #443444 - thechosentroll
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Elk, you're not a lady. You're not even a woman. The hell do you care about being "unladylike"?
#443475 to #443472 - planetexpress
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Because I'm not Elk, maybe?
#443451 to #443444 - gibroner ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
bruh you're over thinking shit. I wouldn't think twice if a girl told me she had to pee on a date, and if somebody did have a problem with a woman peeing you shouldn't be dating that dumb fuck.
#443447 to #443444 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
>Not peeing in his open mouth.
#443445 to #443444 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
"I need to powder my nose"
yOU FUCKING DUMB FAT WHORE
#443465 to #443445 - planetexpress
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Dumb fat whore

Note I said I was dating the guy, not fucking. I don't fuck until at least 3 months after we are officially in a relationship.

Fat- ok if you say so

Dumb- I'll let that one pass because all of you seem pretty stupid to me and I'm no better
#443422 - Shiny
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(12/11/2015) [-]
>Son, you need to be an adult and learn to do things for yourself, there's more to life than having things

Fast forward five years:

>What do you mean you didn't send us a Christmas list?!
#443432 to #443422 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
That probably was their way of telling you "We're broke, nigga".
#443434 to #443432 - Shiny
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, but they're still broke and now I'm respectful of it. It hurts my brain.
#443437 to #443434 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Maybe they feel bad they broke all your materialistic dreams and are now trying to make you have dreams and aspirations again.
#443391 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
>playing as any race other than human in an mmo
#443540 to #443391 - dreygur
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Human, warrior/barbarian, sword and shield.

Congrats, you've just become the most boring person to ever exist.
#443473 to #443391 - thechosentroll
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(12/11/2015) [-]
You're the type of person who eats plain white rice, aren't you?
#443476 to #443473 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I don't like rice.
#443448 to #443391 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
Non-human scum can fuck off. Homopride worldwide.
#443423 to #443391 - Shiny
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Argonian for maximum sex appeal
#443440 to #443423 - ohemgeezus
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(12/11/2015) [-]
scalyfag pls go, this is a Khajiit thread
#443426 to #443423 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
>implying you wouldn't fuck a big strong nord woman.
#443430 to #443429 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
#443421 to #443391 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
#443414 to #443391 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
>Eating any ice cream other than vanilla
>Drinking anything other than water
>Eating anything other than unflavoured wafers and nutritional supplements
>Having rooms of any colour other than stark white
>Brushing your teeth with anything other than unscented toothpaste
#443446 to #443414 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
>drinking anything besides water

disgusting
#443424 to #443414 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
vanilla ice cream is amazing though, as is water. I can't say anything about the wafer things. Unscented toothpaste is alright. as for the rooms, meh. my living room is white, it looks alright.
#443427 to #443424 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I somehow expected you to be as dull a person as I described, for some reason.
#443428 to #443427 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I'm a simple man.
#443433 to #443428 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Simple doesn't equal dull. Luckily you are both.
#443441 to #443433 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
meh.
#443413 to #443391 - anon
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Racist.
#443393 to #443391 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
#443403 to #443393 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
the human race is master race
#443392 to #443391 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
RPGs too.
#443395 to #443392 - ohemgeezus
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Mandalorians aren't human
#443402 to #443395 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
of course not, they're a culture that any worthy race can join. However most of the ones we see in most media, unmasked, are human (or a clone).
#443404 to #443402 - ohemgeezus
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Khajiit is the best race in Skyrim tbh so you're double wrong
#443405 to #443404 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
they're drug runners though. They're polluting my nordic utopia.
#443407 to #443405 - ohemgeezus
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(12/11/2015) [-]
They're still the best race to pick from, you god damn dingo
#443408 to #443407 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
the hell they are. nords are more resilient. khajiit are nothing more than shifty jews.
#443409 to #443408 - ohemgeezus
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(12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
fam, they're best stealth race, and stealth is best, therefore cat is best race
#443410 to #443409 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
stealth is for pussies though, fam.
#443411 to #443410 - ohemgeezus
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(12/11/2015) [-]
#443412 to #443411 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
#443389 - TheseChocodiles
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I hate that I pee a lot tbh
#443394 to #443389 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
wow too much information
#443397 to #443394 - TheseChocodiles
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#443398 to #443397 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
#443399 to #443398 - TheseChocodiles
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I couldn't let those words stay there I'm sorry
#443400 to #443399 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
can't be hot for too long eh
#443401 to #443400 - TheseChocodiles
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I said it to be gross tho
#443383 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Honestly I hate those assholes that ride their bikes in the sidewalk.

Only thing I hate more is when they have the fucking gall to complain when you kick them off the curb when they almost run you over
#443415 to #443383 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
If you're kicking people off the curb the one who's going out of their way to be a dick is you, mate.
#443416 to #443415 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Oh yeah sure i'll just let them run me over dandily.

Fuck off, sidewalks are for walking, and if you won't make an effort to at least let people pass and instead decide that "lol going high speed in a crowded sidewalk is gr8" and "fuck everyone m8 I won't budge" then don't expect people to not react accordingly.
#443417 to #443416 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
That's still, fundamentally, you trying to be a dick. That's not how revenge works; you're not the angel of reckoning because you've been provoked, you're a still being a dick with the caveat that the other person is a dick as well. That doesn't make your dicketry suddenly righteous.
#443418 to #443417 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
And I haven't said it's righteous.

All I said is that I hate the fact that they'll do a douche thing (trying to run over people) and not expect others to respond in equal doucheness.
#443419 to #443418 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
You have a certain knack for wishing the worst unto and assuming the worst possible mentality on other people. It's kind of admirable, really.
#443420 to #443419 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm sure the guy running down the sidewalk like a fiend, making people jump out of the way is a goddamn sweetheart.
#443425 to #443420 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
He may be in a hurry, he may just don't care which doesn't equate to him wanting to run people over, he may think people are being inconsiderate by not leaving a path open for bikes. We humans have this propensity for accounting for all variables on ourselves whilst reducing other people to vignettes. Like how someone could possibly have the stones to complain that someone kicked them off the curb whilst riding their bike. Anything could justify my reckless driving, of course, but what a dick that guy who kicked me when he could have just kept walking. He was just being unreasonable. Mhhmm.
#443435 to #443425 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
If he's in a hurry, he should ride in the road. As the damn law mandates. And people not opening a path for him is not inconsiderate, seeing how they have to ride next to the sidewalk, in the road. Y'know, where people are not walking

Being negligent is being inconsiderate too. You ever tried riding a bike in a busy sidewalk? You either go really fast and let people handle their own luck IF they see you coming, or you go really slow while muttering a mix of "sorry" "scuse me" "pls I need to pass by."

Again, someone that rides a bike at a reasonable speed is different from someone trying to break sonic speed. Because usually people that ride at a reasonable speed are not being speed demons that have no regard if people jump out of the fucking way or not.
#443436 to #443435 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I didn't say he wasn't being a dick, or at least inconsiderate mind you. I'm just saying you're very prone to equate inconsiderate with malicious.
#443438 to #443436 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
If you being inconsiderate can lead to someone getting hurt, then yeah, I believe it's fucking malicious.

Maybe I don't equate all inconsideration with maliciousness. Then again I'm more occupied in getting used to DF again than fully knowing my inner moral and ethical outlooks.
#443442 to #443438 - thebestpieever
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(12/11/2015) [-]
A bad trip leave you paralised. Kicking someone off the curb can make them trip, particularly if they're riding a bike. Seems pretty reasonable to call you on your reckless could-have-been paralysis in the making, you moustache twirling twat.
#443449 to #443442 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Mea culpa
#443388 to #443383 - anon
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(12/11/2015) [-]
fuck I wish they all did that
I hate them being on the road
#443396 to #443388 - ohemgeezus
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(12/11/2015) [-]
This

These faggots like to ride on on the road everywhere, even in the lane so you can't pass them
#443380 - anon
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(12/11/2015) [-]
When someone tells you that you spelled an Arabic name wrong. There is literally no way to transliterate Arabic to English, so many Arabic words have multiple spellings in English, especially people's names.
#443375 - planetexpress
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure huntergriff and ohemgeezus are gay lovers.
#443406 to #443375 - anon
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(12/11/2015) [-]
What the fuck, why is everyone trying to shoehorn a picture gimmick?

So you're Drake, huntergriff is that fucking Star Wars gif, Elk is Donald Trump, princessren is some anime chick, alexanderburns is Sonic, and I guess dalokan is fucking Pitbull now
.
Are you all trying to take muscle in on Sperit's territory of overusing a character's picture to the point of meaninglessness?
#443443 to #443406 - planetexpress
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Dude drake is great!!!
#443379 to #443375 - anon
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Is this how you're dealing with your break up from your father?
#443384 to #443379 - planetexpress
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I would have to be dating him to break up with him. So no
#443378 to #443375 - ohemgeezus
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Okay, Elk
#443376 to #443375 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure you and moose are the same person. I don't have the evidence to prove it, but i'm almost 85 percent sure.
#443390 to #443376 - rokkarokkaali
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I hid all on planet and elk got hidden too so
#443904 to #443390 - Elk
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(12/14/2015) [-]
Cool. Literally no one cares.
#443377 to #443376 - planetexpress
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Elk has been MIA actually. I don't know where he is, but I miss him
#443371 - anon
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I hate how now that I have a full time job, I don't even notice weeks go by anymore. I swear it was October just a week ago yet here it is almost time for Christmas and I barely had any time to myself.
Every week is a work week so I don't even know why I bother trying to keep up on what day it is.
#443366 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I hate that I can't find a good site to watch krampus.
I hate that I can't find a good site to watch krampus.
#443381 to #443366 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
Don't watch it, it's shit
#443385 to #443381 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
I know it's shit. I still want to watch it.
#443386 to #443385 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
But why
#443387 to #443386 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
because I sat through fifty shades of elk and the star wars holiday special, I think i can handle any shitty movie now.
#443368 to #443366 - ohemgeezus
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Are you also watching it to watch someone get put in a sack and be beaten?
#443370 to #443368 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
no, I'm watching it because i'm broke and spent my money on star wars tickets, food, christmas supplies, and some stuff for SWTOR.
#443373 to #443372 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
yes, i saw.
#443382 to #443359 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/11/2015) [-]
#443365 to #443359 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
>shaun king
bye
#443356 - shenro
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(12/10/2015) [-]
i hate when theres shit after the credits, like in the avengers movies or in anime, like i finished tokyo ghoul root A today and now i saw a gif of something i didn't see and i just saw that it was a post credits thing, i fuckin watched the anime without knowing there was a post credits thing.
#443361 to #443356 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
good thing people can skip the credits or ending song in animu
#443369 to #443361 - shenro
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(12/10/2015) [-]
yeah, but if you don't know it's there, you can easily miss it.
#443345 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
God i hate how fast flies are. I must have wasted an entire can of raid just trying to kill one. I'm seriously about ready to buy myself a fucking bug zapper.
God i hate how fast flies are. I must have wasted an entire can of raid just trying to kill one. I'm seriously about ready to buy myself a fucking bug zapper.
#443362 to #443345 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
you must become one with the wind
#443348 to #443345 - shenro
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(12/10/2015) [-]
you're too slow.
#443350 to #443348 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
well excuse me for not being able to move in a split second.
#443342 - anon
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Alternative medicine providers and promoters are the scum of the earth.
#443340 - planetexpress
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I hate I'm always so tired and when I go to bed my mind won't shut up and let me rest. When I do sleep I can hear what's going on and the slightest disturbance wakes me up
#443346 to #443340 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Thats what you get for sleeping with numerous black men at once.
#443347 to #443346 - planetexpress
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I don't like black people
#443349 to #443347 - enlightednatzie ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Oh. My. God! Fucking racist!
#443341 to #443340 - darksideofthebeast
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Schizophrenia is a serious condition.
#443337 - ohemgeezus
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Old people who are barely alive that decide to get behind the wheel of a car
#443336 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
latin music
#443354 to #443336 - EdwardNigma
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Fun fact: Emperor Nero was a singer, a terrible one at that apparently, and no one was allowed to leave his recitals.
Some people would fake their deaths to escape them.

My point here being, something something latin music.
#443374 to #443354 - ohemgeezus
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Nero and Caligula were just two master trolls, playing a prank on history and no one can tell me different
#443360 to #443354 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
i totally see your point

but people where i live put their music at obnoxious volume and faking dead wont save me
#443363 to #443360 - EdwardNigma
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I didn't have a point.
I just enjoy the fact people faked dead to escape an Emperors shit singing.
#443364 to #443363 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
u did bby
u and i have a special conection
also dont talk shit about my waifu
#443367 to #443364 - EdwardNigma
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(12/10/2015) [-]
what
#443338 to #443336 - darksideofthebeast
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(12/10/2015) [-]
consider suicide.
#443339 to #443338 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
maybe
#443326 - superchrischan
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(12/10/2015) [-]
GIF
/Squirtle+squirtle/funny-pictures/5765498/25#25

How the fuck is saying "You too!" a comeback in anyway, let alone a SAVAGE REKT OMG NO CHILL insult? That's something like a fucking toddler would say, might as well say "I'm rubber and you're glue!"
#443353 to #443326 - BROOKE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
They're obviously not being serious.
#443357 to #443353 - superchrischan
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Are you sure about that Detective Dipshit?
#443332 to #443326 - alstorp
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I think they are being ironic
#443358 to #443332 - superchrischan
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(12/10/2015) [-]
You mean sarcastic?...
And nah, this website is filled with faggot ass retards like that
#443453 to #443358 - alstorp
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(12/11/2015) [-]
No, ironic.
But yes that is true.
#443325 - geothermal ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
The amount of psycho-religious Evangelical kids on the internet is insane, i would never expect that every game i go into, at least a quarter of the people in there absolutely refute anything other than
>god is 100% real
>i refuse to acknowledge scientific explanations about how the earth was made
>you're all sinners and going to hell
>burn in hell
>burn in hell
>burn in hell

Like, seriously what the fuck, these are 9 year olds who do this shit. I can respect someones choice of religion, but absolute ignorance and shaming other others i cannot respect.
#443329 to #443325 - thebestpieever
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(12/10/2015) [-]
Well, I mean, if you deny god you really are a sinner who will burn in hell. If you accept them... you're still a sinner who deserves to burn in hell, but he will save you 'cause he loves you so huggy muggy much. At least that's how their creed spells it out.
#443320 - babybeel
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(12/10/2015) [-]
When you try to have a conversation and they just reply with "lol".
It's on the same level as "k".
#443334 to #443333 - babybeel
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#443331 to #443320 - dalokan ONLINE
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(12/10/2015) [-]
k lol
#443318 - dreygur
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(12/10/2015) [-]
I hate how difficult it is for me to get into holiday mood. I have no job and I'm not attending any school, so I've basically been having holiday for a couple of months now. What makes it worse is that the weather is currently just dry with strong wind, probably enough to make an elderly fall, so it just feels like colder autumn.