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#195428 - scarytown (02/07/2014) [-]
I hate my job so much. I had been working at a party supply store for two years and they changed managers, and the new manager was absolutely psycho (yelling at us for doing our jobs, yelling at us for "not" doing our jobs, telling us we did everything wrong even though she did everything wrong, couldn't spell, or speak coherently, choosing a favorite (and rewarding her the quarterly cash prize every time) based on personal interest (the girl did nothing,) withholding our checks if we hadn't cared about the stories about her shitty cat, called us into work on our days off only to tell us, once we got there, that we needed to go back home because we weren't allowed to work overtime, etc.)
so I found a new job at a grocery store where the manager was nice and the pay was better. So now I've been at the grocery for a month and I hate it. I hate the people I work with. They intentionally ignore my questions and treat me like I'm an idiot. My boss is still a generally nice guy, but I don't deal with him much, if at all. All of my coworkers suck, and I haven't had a day off in 10 days because they keep calling me in on my days off because other people call in or ask off after the schedule has already been made. I told them I was busy on one of these days and they threatening to fire me.
The customers are the worst, and the fucking automatic doors are broken, so that they are open all day, letting in the cold. And out of 6 registers, only 2-3 of which are used throughout the day, they put me, and only me, at the one directly in front of the door. I also been written up because I'm supposed to wear a company issued jacket, which costs $20 (fuck that,) and instead wear my own, plain black jacket to work.
To make it all more difficult, my boss keeps hinting at promoting me, but to a vague position i know nothing about and he won't tell me about, and the entire situation stresses me out to no end.
User avatar #195605 to #195428 - thesoulless (02/07/2014) [-]
In case you didn't know, they can't fire you if you don't go in on a day you're not scheduled for.
#195458 to #195428 - epicscorpion (02/07/2014) [-]
Oldies will try to suck everything they can out of the rookies. Need someone to man the worst register in the store? Let the rookie do it! Don't want to clean that mess? Let the rookie do it! He can't complain.
User avatar #195447 to #195428 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
He wants a paid sex slave.
#195505 to #195447 - scarytown (02/07/2014) [-]
it's something to do with inventory, but not what aspect of it.
User avatar #195508 to #195505 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
He wants you to store his meat?
User avatar #195413 - cycloneclone (02/07/2014) [-]
God fucking dammit will people just shut the fuck up about Bill Nye and that other fuckhead already
#195417 to #195413 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I feel like it's silly too.
A debate about Creationism doesn't seem like a debate at all, to me.
I'm also going to say that you're comment is redundant. You said people are talking about it a lot but you clearly bring attention to it here.
y
#195424 to #195417 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
the only good thing I could hope to come out of the debate is Christians and the like might watch it and actually learn something from Bill Nye
#195433 to #195424 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
Yeah; but at the end of the day, most people aren't likely to be swayed by whatever Nye said. Which is the entire point of a debate.
It seems more like a adversative argument, since it isn't very likely to change a pattern of thought. Rather two people just formally digressed and presented evidence to support their thoughts.
#195412 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I typed "fucked retarded porn" in google    
and it came up with videos of actual mentally retarded people having sex
I typed "fucked retarded porn" in google
and it came up with videos of actual mentally retarded people having sex
User avatar #195446 to #195412 - friendlypitbull (02/07/2014) [-]
I really hope they're sterile.
#195442 to #195430 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I hate that that was what came up instead of what I was looking for.
do I really have to put hate in the comment for it to be a hate post
let's all be honest here hate posts and shit posts are the same thing.
#195441 to #195430 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
you're a shitpost
#195426 to #195412 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I don't know what you expected.
User avatar #195421 to #195412 - rokkarokkaali (02/07/2014) [-]
Have you tried searching "fucked stupid" instead?
#195422 to #195421 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
yes it worked much better
User avatar #195404 - gongthehawkeye (02/07/2014) [-]
I hate how my dad takes pictures
He gets right up in my face with the flash on and pesters me to smile and takes 20+ photos at once.
And I just took my picture for SAT registration and he did the exact same thing, so the flash made me flinch a little and my right eye in the photo is slightly closed. It's small, but noticeable and it bothers me but he already submitted it, so now it's on my ticket. I kinda hope they reject the photo and I have to retake it, because I look retarded.
#195405 to #195404 - gongthehawkeye (02/07/2014) [-]
Also I hate how much I use this gif, but it's just so damn addicting.
Also I hate how much I use this gif, but it's just so damn addicting.
#195395 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/7699894#7699894
roliga you wanna go? optimussum is a brit if it helps
User avatar #195389 - alexanderburns (02/07/2014) [-]
I hate how I'm going to have to see a billion posts about how shit Sonic is because of that retarded-looking new game they're making, and I hate how everyone ignores that the target audience for all things Sonic is boys aged 6-11, so people act like Sega is trying to make the greatest creation ever that appeals to everyone everywhere.
It's a game for little kids. It's always been a game for little kids.
User avatar #195419 to #195389 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
>How shit Sonic is.
>2014.
User avatar #195408 to #195389 - princessren (02/07/2014) [-]
I am only hoping since apparently Sonic Team isn't making it (from what I have heard)
this will be a one time thing and not the future of the series, and it isn't the new sonic game I heard was coming in 2015
User avatar #195431 to #195408 - alexanderburns (02/07/2014) [-]
Hopefully better than Sonic Adventure
#195436 to #195431 - princessren (02/07/2014) [-]
you did that on purpose
you did that on purpose
User avatar #195402 to #195389 - lobselvith (02/07/2014) [-]
Same thing with pokemon.

People on /vp/ were upset when they found out that their characters couldn't be trans. Could you imagine how many parents would sue?

They're like bronies who want MLP to appeal to the "target audience".
#195415 to #195402 - princessren (02/07/2014) [-]
as a transgender    
I don't understand why you wouldn't just play as a girl or vice versa
as a transgender
I don't understand why you wouldn't just play as a girl or vice versa
User avatar #195470 to #195415 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
Does deciding the sex of your character's sprite even affect the game?
User avatar #195474 to #195470 - princessren (02/07/2014) [-]
not really...mostly just who your rival will be in some games....
but in X/Y you can customize your characters hair and clothes and stuff
User avatar #195477 to #195474 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
You can customise your character? What a great time to be living in.
#195418 to #195415 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
Are you a male, or a female?
A girl; right? Or am I mistaken?
User avatar #195420 to #195418 - princessren (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how to answer that question
because I don't know what answer you are looking for
#195427 to #195420 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I meant; are you a male, or female?
Not your gender, rather, sex.
But yeah you already answered below.
#195423 to #195420 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I think what he's asking is: do you have a penis?
User avatar #195425 to #195423 - princessren (02/07/2014) [-]
then yes
User avatar #195416 to #195415 - rynkar (02/07/2014) [-]
Thats what I was thinking.
But I guess they wanted to make it a big deal their character was tranny like little attention seekers.
User avatar #195409 to #195402 - rynkar (02/07/2014) [-]
As a brony and pokemon fan, those people need to be beaten with a chain.
I can't even imagine why a pokemon game need transsexuals. It never makes a big deal about gender in the games to begin with. You either look and dress like a boy or a girl.
User avatar #195407 to #195402 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
>/vp/
>trans
Wait, what? For all I can think of some people on Tumblr brought up the theory that Sylveon is trans simply because of its colors that resemble the trans pride flaf.
User avatar #195410 to #195407 - lobselvith (02/07/2014) [-]
Before X and Y came out, people on /vp/ were shitting themselves over the possibility of being trans. When they found out that they couldn't crossdress, they got pissed.
#195414 to #195410 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
but you could just play as the other gender and dress up as you like... right?
User avatar #195411 to #195410 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
I have a feeling they're just trap fans...
#195406 to #195402 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
Upset that their pokemon couldn't have a crippling mental disorder?
User avatar #195393 to #195389 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
/v/
Don't forget excessive use of the word autism.
User avatar #195381 - subtard (02/07/2014) [-]
I have set a personal record with sneezing today. And my nose is running so much that i'm convinced it's training for a marathon.

Fuck my roommate for getting me sick.
User avatar #195385 to #195381 - shibe (02/07/2014) [-]
oh jesus today has been absolutely horrible for my allergies.


iktf
User avatar #195379 - shibe (02/07/2014) [-]
My friend always goes "that's what she said" after every little thing I say. I keep telling him to stop because it's annoying me. But he keeps on doing it saying "it's just a joke calm down" and like holy shit it is a joke but it's so annoying.

He's not even using the joke right, I could say "Hey can I have a piece of gum?" and he will go "that's what she said!" and cry in laughter.

I wish he would stop, but he just won't. It's so fucking annoying.
#195388 to #195379 - misticalz (02/07/2014) [-]
"Not to you"
-deck him out
-break his jaw so he can't speak.
#195391 to #195388 - shibe (02/07/2014) [-]
man you know i'm fairly weak even if i were gonna do it i'd have no chance

i could just kick him in the balls and run

but that would just be mean
#195524 to #195391 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
muh natural athleticism.
User avatar #195396 to #195391 - lulzforhiroshima (02/07/2014) [-]
posting cats isn't gonna help your problem
#195399 to #195396 - shibe (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm not sure it would fix it either.
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#195392 to #195391 - foxes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #195394 to #195392 - shibe (02/07/2014) [-]
ya ya ok i've been proved wrong 50 billion times you can stop now
+1
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#195374 - billywonka (02/07/2014) [-]
I hate anyone who doesn't act quiet, calm, respectful, and reserved when they get into something they have no experience or understanding of, and then end up shitting directly into the fan.
User avatar #195371 - lobselvith (02/07/2014) [-]
People who treat calling the other person butthurt in an argument as some kind of personal victory.
User avatar #195369 - rokkarokkaali (02/07/2014) [-]
I hate how whenever someone gets thumbed down a lot, someone comes spouting,"FUCKING BANDWAGONERS AND SHEEP SEEING RED THUMBS AND THUMBING DOWN TOO! WHY CANT THEY THINK FOR THEMSELVES?" and completely ignoring that maybe, just maybe, someone disagreed.
User avatar #195368 - wittypotato ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
My god do I hate when people:
Touch my face/hair I have this horrible fear that my face will be oily and it'll get on their hands and that my hair will fall off Into their hands.
People mocking you cause 'it's in good fun' and pissy when you get mad.
People who lie about my drawings or coloring or writing to spare my feelings. Like fuck I'm not gonna break down and kill myself if you don't like it.
User avatar #195480 to #195368 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
Start mocking them in return, if they complain just repeat what they say then begin mocking them on an even higher level.
User avatar #195607 to #195480 - wittypotato ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
There's no way that can possibly fail.
User avatar #195777 to #195607 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
Even if it does, take them down with you.
#195343 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I hate crazycatladymedusa and demonchain, and the fact that they're content with their stupid lives
User avatar #195364 to #195343 - lobselvith (02/07/2014) [-]
They're happy, who gives a shit.
User avatar #195346 to #195343 - rokkarokkaali (02/07/2014) [-]
is there a tinychat up or something?
User avatar #195398 to #195346 - lulzforhiroshima (02/07/2014) [-]
make one brah
#195339 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm so tired of being depressed and mopey all the time, I wish I could just make myself be happy.
#195370 to #195339 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
hi shibe
User avatar #195380 to #195370 - shibe (02/07/2014) [-]
being a whiny teenager sucks can i just be 18 now
User avatar #195484 to #195380 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
Eighteen. Eighteen.
#195360 to #195339 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
hi aark
User avatar #195337 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
Is it just me overreacting early, or are more and more of the recent Tumblr posts on here are coming from that one side FJ doesn't like to acknowledge? A good amount of those posts aren't even trying to be funny.
Example:
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-tumblr/Organizations+for+Small+Children/rubzGeh/
User avatar #195531 to #195337 - dalokan (02/07/2014) [-]
Isn't Liberal parenting just awesome?
User avatar #195798 to #195531 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
I have a feeling a good amount of the green thumbs came from people just seeing "gay" and "atheist."
#195401 to #195337 - lulzforhiroshima (02/07/2014) [-]
holy shit disgusting, this sint gonna end...
User avatar #195383 to #195337 - thesoulless (02/07/2014) [-]
Why "trans*'? What's the asterisk for?
User avatar #195489 to #195383 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
For the LGBTQABCDEFG people.
User avatar #195386 to #195383 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
I think it includes those other groups or something. I don't remember.
User avatar #195348 to #195337 - rokkarokkaali (02/07/2014) [-]
Boy Scouts don't allow atheists? Since when?
#195319 - wittypotato ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
'Communism is a good idea, it's just been executed poorly in the past.'   
No Communism is a shit idea and it always will be.
'Communism is a good idea, it's just been executed poorly in the past.'
No Communism is a shit idea and it always will be.
User avatar #195387 to #195319 - thesoulless (02/07/2014) [-]
It worked for a short amount of time in Cuba before the Americans went in and fucked everything up.

It also worked in China for a short amount of time, but was also ruined by outside influences.
User avatar #195841 to #195387 - Conquistador (02/07/2014) [-]
Communism's been known to fuck up on it's own.
User avatar #195378 to #195319 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Technically, the top statement is true, since communism and socialism are very different.

Communism is highly unrealistic, but still. Technically.
User avatar #195347 to #195319 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
At least we can point and laugh at the current communists. I think even the communists of the past would too.

Also, why the Hell did you have to save a .gif of that?
User avatar #195359 to #195347 - wittypotato ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Wait doesn't everyone have a gif. like this saved.
User avatar #195362 to #195359 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
You don't have to stop that low for a well-known movie quote.
User avatar #195325 to #195319 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
Most ideologies have good aspects, it's just that no ideology solely on it's own is that good. Then there's also the fact that we're humans and can be pretty dumb.
User avatar #195331 to #195325 - wittypotato ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
We should mash a bunch of political and social ideas together and call it casserole-ism. It'd be a hit.
User avatar #195333 to #195331 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
At least be picky, like instead of there being the Democrat vs. Republican or Liberal vs. Labor they actually work together to do what's best for the country and it's people, not what's best for their wallets.
User avatar #195338 to #195333 - wittypotato ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
I know. We could take the social equality from communism, the people's choice in democracy, etc...
User avatar #195342 to #195338 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
Whoa, whoa, slow down there little buddy. That might mean the government will actually improve things.
User avatar #195352 to #195342 - wittypotato ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Yeah I may have gone a bit far there. I mean who wants/needs change?
User avatar #195354 to #195352 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
Exactly, you might have an "accident" if you start talking about how the governments could actually start being more productive and getting their heads out of their arses.
User avatar #195322 to #195319 - sirbutterballs (02/07/2014) [-]
I believe it's the concept that sounds good but the way it's made is basically destined to fail in a world that's mostly Capitalist.
User avatar #195324 to #195322 - wittypotato ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Well the concept seems good to a degree. I mean sure equality sounds great and all but I think I should be able to run my own business and be entitled to my own money. Other than that it sounds good.
User avatar #195308 - lobselvith (02/07/2014) [-]
I hate how hard finding a good creepypasta is.
User avatar #195323 to #195308 - dumerveil (02/07/2014) [-]
I laughed at "The King Come Down"
User avatar #195321 to #195308 - sirbutterballs (02/07/2014) [-]
I remember this creepypasta involving white fetus-ghosts that haunted a mental institute that wasn't so much scary but just haunting. It was by far one of my favorites. Some of the ones that came out around Christmas time were also pretty good. I remember one involved a family in the 60s that were scared over a nuclear threat. Also a one where it was some privately contracted doctor who helped a mad scientists in Alaska on a huge project to summon some crazy fucking other-worldly beings. Shit was good.
User avatar #195314 to #195308 - freedomreturns (02/07/2014) [-]
But then what would I read aloud?
#195320 to #195314 - lobselvith (02/07/2014) [-]
Copypastas like this.
#195341 to #195320 - epicscorpion (02/07/2014) [-]
I really didn't.
#195311 to #195308 - epicscorpion (02/07/2014) [-]
I think they stopped coming up 2 years ago.

So hard...
User avatar #195326 to #195311 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
Creepypasta wiki is meant to have a new one each month, or at least a creepypasta of the month. They're fairly hit-and-miss though.
#195330 to #195326 - epicscorpion (02/07/2014) [-]
I meant good ones. I'm a very avid fan, and I don't think I've seen anything worth seeing in the last 3 months I've been reading, so I quit.

They're all so generic, and bland, and just flat-out retarded. The only thing new worth seeing is NES Godzilla Replay, and its taking forever to come out.
User avatar #195334 to #195330 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
I haven't really bothered with creepypastas for quite a while too, your post has actually got me searching for some good ones. Keyword: searching.
#195304 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
People really need to hop off this debate bandwagon.
User avatar #195309 to #195304 - lobselvith (02/07/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
#195313 to #195309 - epicscorpion (02/07/2014) [-]
Nye vs. Ham across frontpage day after day.
User avatar #195329 to #195313 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
It'll slow down eventually, then it will be another bandwagon's turn.
#195332 to #195329 - epicscorpion (02/07/2014) [-]
It'll slow down very soon. I don't think you can get much out of one debate.
User avatar #195315 to #195313 - lobselvith (02/07/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
#195317 to #195315 - epicscorpion (02/07/2014) [-]
You haven't seen the front page? Posts about how Bill Nye wrecked Ken Ham's shit in a debate regarding creationism.
#195294 - roliga (02/06/2014) [-]
SURVIVAL SPECIAL - RUST, STARBOUND, 7 DAYS TO DIE (Zero Punctuation)
>socialist nerd from high school on facebook getting ass mad about the part from 4:40 on
>Anally annihilated that his favorite youtube gamer isn't retarded

Lol I hate that kid
User avatar #195300 to #195294 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
He isn't implying that Rust is exactly how real life works.
User avatar #195301 to #195300 - roliga (02/07/2014) [-]
You're right he's not, he's saying the NRA was right, thank you for getting the point.
User avatar #195302 to #195301 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's joking, since the NRA is a leading anti-videogame organization on the basis that they cause violence.
User avatar #195336 to #195302 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
It's like every organisation has to have a retard division or something.
User avatar #195303 to #195302 - roliga (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's not seeing as that's exactly how rust works/all of history has worked.
User avatar #195305 to #195303 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
So, a famous video game industry personality supports an organization that hates video games.

Satire is understood by all except its target of mockery.
User avatar #195306 to #195305 - roliga (02/07/2014) [-]
Let me guess, you're also the kind of person who can't support someone unless you agree with 100% every single thing they say. Even in some of his old tweets he's said he likes guns.
User avatar #195307 to #195306 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
No, I just think you're an idiot who doesn't understand jokes.
User avatar #195310 to #195307 - roliga (02/07/2014) [-]
No, I think you're just mad because it's true and you don't to admit it.

By the way is your name Evan and are you a liberal socialist? You sounds very similar to the kid who's crying about this originally.
User avatar #195312 to #195310 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
The fact that you think economics and guns are the same thing solidifies my suspicion that you should be as democratically empowered as a felon. Ignoring the fact that you think you can tell other people what their beliefs are; if I said I was for gun control, you'd say you were right, and if I said I wasn't, you'd say I was either lying or a hypocrite.
#195316 to #195312 - roliga (02/07/2014) [-]
I don't equate guns and economics, you made that assumption up yourself, way to make an ass out of yourself mate. I said he's a socialist because his political views are set as "Socialist", crazy huh? If you said you were for gun control I wouldn't need to say I was right, everyone would already know it, if you said you weren't I'd be surprised that you can perform basic logic and reasoning. Nice chat there friend, I'm gonna go have dinner with a loved one, have fun being angry bud.
User avatar #195318 to #195316 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
You sound like the angry one here, seeing as you seem compelled to "set straight" people who you have even a vague suspicion of harboring differing beliefs. Have a nice night, though, I guess.
#195366 to #195318 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
Even though a portion of this board hates Roliga, you gotta admit, he can out argue the shit out of pretty much anyone here.
User avatar #195373 to #195366 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
I was pretty disappointed that he left. Arguing with people here is fun.
#195375 to #195373 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
He kind of made you his bitch in that argument. hows that fun?
User avatar #195376 to #195375 - Shiny ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
He stated an ad hominem over and over again.
#195356 to #195318 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #195292 - rynkar (02/06/2014) [-]
I hate being depressed, but I hate what's making me depressed more.
I might have something wrong with me health wise, something is up with my blood test but they don't know what so I have to go in for more testing.
My car just broke down, I have no money to fix it, no job to get money, no car to go get a job and so on, a damn cycle.
My friends are being really distant and never want to hang out or text or anything and I don't know why.
And to top it all off, the one place I really want to get a job at has over 200 applications put in and even if I get an interview, I still might not get the job.
User avatar #195350 to #195292 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
In those times I just lay on my bed reading Horrible Histories, takes me back to simpler times.
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