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#309233 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/anime/1026055#1026055

I suggest we outlaw this.......................... thing, which people are calling an anime. For those not familiar with animu, this is not an anime, this is not a cartoon, this is not a TV show, this is a hazardous substance, exposure to which leads to temporary retardation, a condition known as weabooitosis and random outbrusts of "muh waifu". Also, this is one of the few things in the world that creep me the fuck out.
User avatar #309305 to #309233 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
"stop liking what I dun like"
User avatar #309306 to #309305 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
That's always been a bullshit counter-argument and you know it.
User avatar #309307 to #309306 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
Wawawa
User avatar #309310 to #309307 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
You're currently on the side of the show with the incest and pedophilia. You know that, right?
User avatar #309313 to #309310 - dumerveil (08/20/2014) [-]
Having incest and pedophilia in something doesn't always make it terrible. They're both facts of like and story telling shouldn't be restricted. Lolita is still considered a classic among many people. In the end it comes down to how they are handled. It just so happens loli/pedophilia in visual mediums are hard to present in a way that doesn't seem completely perverse.
Besides that, many people enjoy the amazing dialogue and story telling of the show. As I understand it the pedo shit wasn't bad in the first season.
User avatar #309322 to #309313 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
To be entirely fair. There are some bits in Lolita where you get the sense that the author is as much into Dolores as Humbert is and kind of hopes that the viewer is as well.
User avatar #309323 to #309322 - dumerveil (08/20/2014) [-]
>implying I've ever read the story
I'm simply citing a popular work of fiction to further my cause.
I'm ruthless.
User avatar #309327 to #309323 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh. You should, though, it's pretty good.
User avatar #309329 to #309327 - dumerveil (08/20/2014) [-]
I had it on a list of books to read long ago and never got around to it. Plus I'm starting up university again and us dullards need time to write papers n shit.
#309332 to #309329 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Studied-literature-so-reading-novels-was-par-for-the-course master race.
User avatar #309333 to #309332 - dumerveil (08/20/2014) [-]
Studying-biology-cause-I'm-shit-at-writing master race.
User avatar #309337 to #309333 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
Not particularly glorious engineering student sub-race.
User avatar #309319 to #309313 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
Yes, I understand that. I'm not so much against the show itself as I am against the effect it has on the people viewing it. No matter where or how it happens, the second someone mentions the damn thing it instantly flips some sort of retardation switch in everyones' brains and they start acting like dipshits. People who I consider respectable and serious are suddenly arguing like little kids over whos' waifu is best and should have sex with her brother. They are actively cheering them on, in fact. THAT's what I find teh creepies. I mean, for fucks' sake, I'm literally reading Gantz as we speak. I am fine with fucked up shit. The problem here isn't the fucked up shit itself. Heck, we see that in stuff like Game of Thrones and no one even bats an eye. No, the problem is the pure fucking idiocy it seems to radiate. It's like radioactivity, except with morons.
User avatar #309320 to #309319 - dumerveil (08/20/2014) [-]
Ha ha, I see what you're saying.
User avatar #309325 to #309320 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
By the way, if you note my original comment, I never said the show's bad. In all fairness, it's got great production value. It's a well-made show. It's just a well-made show that's fucking harmful to everyone exposed to it. Like a well-made bioweapon.
User avatar #309326 to #309325 - dumerveil (08/20/2014) [-]
The Japanese are making their move.
#309328 to #309326 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
I hear they're still recruiting for that mars colonization misssion. I wonder if it's too late to apply.
User avatar #309311 to #309310 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
I could care less about the show, and frankly, I don't condone it.
User avatar #309304 to #309233 - volero (08/20/2014) [-]
Never liked the monogatari series.
User avatar #309250 to #309233 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
So... what actually is this?
User avatar #309262 to #309250 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
An anime about the adventures of a teenage pedophile, which's going after lolis while his underage sisters try to have sex with him and/or murder him, because everyone in their family is a fucking nutjob. And not the fun kind of nutjob either. The people who watch it basically treat it as a massive competition, each rooting for their waifu to win and for them to have freaky incestuous and/or pedophilic sex.
User avatar #309265 to #309262 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Is this the baka monster whatever the fuck that has Renai Circulation for an intro?
User avatar #309280 to #309265 - dumerveil (08/20/2014) [-]
Baka monster made me laugh.
And yeah that's the show, they have a bunch of different series. Bakemonogatari, Nisemonogatari, Nekomonogatari etc. They're all based on Japanese light novels so its mostly talking and some guy trying to fuck a little girl.
User avatar #309287 to #309280 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh. Then I'm glad if exists. Even if I would never in my fucking life want to watch it.
User avatar #309272 to #309265 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know. I don't even know what Reian Circulation is.
User avatar #309274 to #309272 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I thought you'd watched it.
User avatar #309275 to #309274 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
I tired, but it creeped me the fuck out. I later realized it was a great decision, because I saw gifs of what goes on later. It's the show with the tooth brushing that looks like they're fucking. The whole thing is laiden with shit like that.
User avatar #309241 to #309233 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
I've been considering watching the monogatari series because I really liked katanagatari but this stuff creeps me out. Not to mention the pedo shit, and I've watched the one where the school girl tried to seduce her teacher.
User avatar #309255 to #309241 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
And the rape............... and the incest................................ and maybe murder soon. Frankly, I'm kind of cool with the murder, rape's bad, but the part that creeps me out the most is the pedophilia and incest.
User avatar #309238 to #309233 - misticalz ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
why would you link me to a torrent
User avatar #309240 to #309238 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
That's a torrent? I didn't actually bother clicking the link.
User avatar #309244 to #309240 - misticalz ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
how would you even know that it is cancer?
User avatar #309258 to #309244 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
Because I know what the series is.
#309223 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Is jelopi or whatever an alt account of jubbehhh? They both like going to comments I made 24 hours ago and thumbing me down 20 times
#309232 to #309223 - jelopi ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
You just happen to comment a lot on the hating board with comments I don't agree with.
I don't know who this jubbehhh guy is or anything, but I don't see whats the big deal of someone thumbing down someone else. Isn't the red thumb button is meant for disagreeing with a comment.
User avatar #309268 to #309232 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
>don't agree with something
>doesn't agree with me calling him mad
It's true though, you can't deny how buttravaged you were. Also, don't see how you disagree with that one thread considering it was even an opinion really. And you thumb down all my comments in the thread, even the ones not having to do with the original topic. That is the definition of mad boi
User avatar #309279 to #309268 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Your not gonna become a politician because of a TV show, that's the most retarded thing I ever heard. Plus I tend to thumb down any comment that uses swag or nigga in a serious manner and not a joking one. I can thumb down comments other reasons besides disagreeing with them you know.
User avatar #309290 to #309279 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
"swag ty" isn't very serious. And no, I probably won't go into politics cause of a TV show, the first part of my post was a joke. But you got everybody mad not so good on you
User avatar #309291 to #309290 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
ok, that doesn't mean I went to you or the other guy's profile and thumbed down the first 20 comments that I saw.
User avatar #309292 to #309291 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I didn't say you did. I noticed you thumbed up a couple in other threads
User avatar #309295 to #309292 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough, but to be honest, the first part of your thread did look kind of serious considering the fact that you were questioning other users about if American citizenship was required for politicians or not.
User avatar #309298 to #309295 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Yea, I'm not very good at showing (I guess that would be the word) humour. But I asked cause while I probably won't go into politics, I do want to keep my options open, and I'm like 99% sure I'm moving to the states later in life.
#309235 to #309232 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Good job not being able to fully read my entire comment:
"going to comments I made 24 hours ago and thumbing me down 20 times"

I'm saying you actually sought me out to thumb me down
User avatar #309237 to #309235 - jelopi ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Dude, do you realize how many comments you made in the last 24 hours.
#309243 to #309237 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Ok you obviously have some sort of disability when it comes to reading comprehension so I'll just end this here. YOU. SOUGHT. ME. OUT. SPECIFICALLY. JUST. TO. THUMB. ME. DOWN. YOU. RECENTLY. WITHIN. THE. PAST. HOUR. OR. TWO. THUMBED. DOWN. 20. COMMENTS. THAT. ARE. 3. PAGES. BACK.
User avatar #309257 to #309243 - jelopi ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I often look at the highest rated comments on the hating board without ever commenting. Most of your previous comments were probably on those pages too. I check this board daily sometimes to see if there's anything I agree with or not. Maybe yesterday I thumbed down a bunch of comments that you posted that I happen to disagree with, and today the same thing happened.
It's not that hard to look through the first couple of pages on this board within an hour. If I see a comment I like or dislike, then I thumb it up or down. If it happens to be your comment that I disagree with then oh well. Coincidences do happen sometimes.
#309266 to #309257 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
You're so full of shit that I can smell it from here...
User avatar #309270 to #309266 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
k
Sorry that someone actually has a different opinion than you.
#309271 to #309270 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
And I seem to be the only one you have a differing opinion with.
User avatar #309273 to #309271 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I thumb up and down loads of people dude. Your not the only one, or the first to complain.
#309276 to #309273 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Thats why you thumbed down every comment I made in hating yesterday? Sure thing, champ
User avatar #309282 to #309276 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Not every one of your comments are thumbed down are they?
#309289 to #309282 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/308748#308748
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/308785#308785

16 comments there, I'm sure if I check 4 others you'll be there too. If you truly did have a differing opinion(which you didn't) why wouldn't you comment about your view. That's a rhetorical question, don't answer.
User avatar #309293 to #309289 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
You act as though I can't disagree with any of those statements, let alone thumb them down.
#309300 to #309293 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
It's very rare that people get thumbed down on Hating, I barely ever see it. You thumbing down 16 of my comments in 2 different threads throws up some red flags. You're biased towards me for some reason. You do the same outside the board too, no matter what I comment you always thumb me down when I see it. Whatever, I'm done here.
User avatar #309303 to #309300 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Again, I know this is hard to believe but I do this to almost every comment I bother to read, which happens to be a lot. If I almost always thumb down your comments then that most likely means I almost always disagree with your opinion. I have seen your comments outside of hating board as well, but just because I thumb down those comments too doesn't mean that I'm after you personally or anything, I just don't like the comments.

I seem to be one of the few users to thumb down comments on the hating board which is probably why I look like a suspect. I honestly don't know why no else thumbs down comments either. It's most likely they just don't want to seem like their limiting speech or something, considering this board is usually meant for open opinions. I kind of find that retarded because then almost no one will feel like their opinion is wrong unless there's a thousand people willing to comment back at them.

Sorry that you feel as though I'm trying to attack you specifically, but it really is just an unfortunate coincidence that I don't like any of your comments. I'm going to continue to thumb down any comment that I run into and dislike, that include yours as well. If I happen to like it then I'll give it a green thumb. If I don't like it then too bad, just know that I'm not actually trying to find every one of your comments, and thumb them down.
#309222 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
I was gonna make noodles
Dad: Just wait, I'll be home in 20 minutes, I can just do it.
It's been 30 minutes and he just now said he was on his way
Holy fuck don't lie why can't you just let me do it?
#309213 - nefarian ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Black people cry about police injustice. Okay.
Black people cry about police injustice. Okay.
User avatar #309245 to #309213 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
Are you tired of hearing about it or fed up with the black people?
User avatar #309629 to #309245 - nefarian ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
It's just that I got it already. It has been posted about 6 times in 2 days
User avatar #309214 to #309213 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Is that an actual shot of the show?
User avatar #309204 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
Interview with a cop killers wife.
Hood rat told people he was gonna be famous. He killed a cop in his car. There was a hold up and he was taken down. What the fuck is his wife even saying? It's bullshit.
User avatar #309198 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
Police capture N.J. mall murder suspects
Where's the justice? Mike Brown and his sympathisers can burn in hell for all I care.
User avatar #309225 to #309198 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
It's not justice until I loot the tv I really wanted
User avatar #309201 to #309198 - jettom ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Fucking ridiculous.
I also love how the other nigger who pulled a knife and walked towards police was shot, and now the nigger community over there is saying it was murder and he was innocent.
bitch he was caught red handed stealing from a fucking store.
User avatar #309200 to #309198 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
>Where's the justice?
Well, they arrested them.
User avatar #309202 to #309200 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
It's not enough.
User avatar #309205 to #309202 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Of course it isn't. An arrest is never a punishment, it's the first step in due trial.
User avatar #309206 to #309205 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
Not even worth a trial. We all know they'll do it again once they get out.
User avatar #309208 to #309206 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
The purpose of a trial is not only to determine guilt, but to assign an appropriate punishment. And the "worth" or not of a trial is not a matter of itself. When the law requires it, then a trial is held. "Worth" it or not.
#309209 to #309208 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
You think I don't know that?
User avatar #309211 to #309209 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
When you complain that the "[arrest] is not enough" when the system itself knows and acts upon that knowledge and discuss the worth of a trial based on whether or not the people are guilty when that is not the only purpose of a trial, then yes, I would think you don't know that. Otherwise it's like complaining about the lack of water in a glass right as you are filling it. Pointless, at best.
#309203 to #309202 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
You see this shit though?
User avatar #309197 - puggerugger (08/19/2014) [-]
When an "extender" version of a song is it just looping from start to finish a couple extra times
User avatar #309188 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate when people touch me on/shake me by the shoulders
especially from behind
User avatar #309199 to #309188 - jettom ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I dislike people touching me in general.
But that's a cultural thing if anything.
#309189 to #309188 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
bet you dont like jump scares
#309178 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Fuck+Vegans/funny-gifs/5263445/

Dem stickied comments tho
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT STOP GIVING HIM WHAT HE WANTS
User avatar #309207 to #309178 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
glycogen is the best troll this site has ever had. All it needs now is his magnum opus, something along the lines of "9/11? What? That wasn't even remotely funny.
Neither was the last post.
This pic fails."
User avatar #309195 to #309178 - volero (08/19/2014) [-]
Yet admin still encourages these morons to spam that shit.
User avatar #309181 to #309178 - fistfireace (08/19/2014) [-]
The only thing I hate about that post is that it isn't funny and pretty stupid. I rather view content that has only a reaction image with "Mfw x happens to me," or something like that than that trash of a post.
User avatar #309182 to #309181 - fistfireace (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't even care about the stickied comments, to be honest.
#309161 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
I have a close friend and we hang out a lot, like almost on a daily basis. Everytime we go out places just for random stuff he's like "Oh I bet people think we're dating which is weird because I'd NEVER date a black girl." He mentions this almost everytime we hang out. I get it, you won't date me that's cool. I ran into him last night at the movies, he was with a group of friends and so was I. We hung out earlier that day and split up because we each had other plans we just didn't know our plans were the same. Anyway when we all got seated he got up and sat next to me after sitting with his group for a bit. He sat next to me the whole movie.

I obviously know he'll never date me cause he mentions it all the time. But do you think he mentions it all the time because he likes me or something? Another friend brought it to my attention. As guys I was hoping you could decode this for me.

advice board is dead so advise me you tards
User avatar #309193 to #309161 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
He probably does
User avatar #309186 to #309161 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
Have you considered changing colour?
#309460 to #309186 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
but but I like my color.
User avatar #309463 to #309460 - nimba (08/20/2014) [-]
srs tho, my first girlfriend was a different colour than me and I didn't even consider that might be weird til later. Sounds like denial to me; he fucking loves black girls and just can't handle it
#309487 to #309463 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
I've seen the kinda girls he dates and they're extremely skinny white girls with unnatural colored hair and heavy eye make up. which is like the opposite of me.
User avatar #309168 to #309161 - volero (08/19/2014) [-]
Booty quake for him.
User avatar #309166 to #309161 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Eh. 50/50/ He just might be one of those blokes who blurts out every thing that comes to his head. Or he might be trying to tell you something. You could try to look for other signals or, y'know, just talk to him; he's not going to bite your nose off if you ask him.
#309459 to #309166 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
well then he'll say something like " Dude, I seriously don't date black chicks" or something like that.
User avatar #309150 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Not+even+b+talks+about+this/text/5263633/

ARE YOU READY TO GET MAD?
Took a while to get into it but boy
oh
boy
was it worth reading into
User avatar #309269 to #309212 - rokkarokkaali (08/20/2014) [-]
a pic was actually pretty good
amazing
User avatar #309219 to #309212 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
saved. At first I was like "oh no people posting her fanpics or whatever that's just pointless" but pretty much all of these are /pro shots on real webporn pages. Best snowflake hypocrite out there 10/10 Sarkesian would be pride
#309171 to #309150 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Someone give me the TL;DR, odds are I'll be wasting 30mins watching that
User avatar #309284 to #309171 - nimba (08/20/2014) [-]
So uh... Why are you thumbing down my comments?
#309285 to #309284 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
because you thumbed down mine?
User avatar #309294 to #309285 - nimba (08/20/2014) [-]
nah that was just a reaction to you thumbing me down, which I changed my mind on because of how juvenile and pointless it was of me.
#309196 to #309171 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
Some girl slept with a bunch of video game journalists to make her game popular. Not really anything worth caring about.
#309159 to #309150 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
"Not even /b/ talks about this"
There's a multi-board 4chan crackdown on threads about her, and there's heavy censorship on several other forums. It looks like /v/ is starting to get it consistently, though.
As for the side defending Quinn, it seems like the only argument they have is "muh sojiny."
User avatar #309170 to #309159 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
So what's this stuff about?
User avatar #309172 to #309170 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
Woman makes game about depression. She fucks some (roughly five, hence the "Five Guys" jokes) journalists to make them give a positive look on her game.
User avatar #309173 to #309172 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
That sounds like the most boring and stupid thing to make a scandal about.
User avatar #309174 to #309173 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
It's about how shitty video game journalism is.
User avatar #309175 to #309174 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Reviews are at most a service to the customer. Hardly journalism. And besides shitty redaction there's very little ways to fuck up something as simple as getting an Email from Square Enix going "Hey, we're doing this" and then reporting "Hey, they're doing this". Which what sites like Kotaku do, in their majority.
User avatar #309224 to #309175 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
Wait so all the game journalists out there shouldn't have ethics because of the industry they're in? Besides, the issue isn't reviews or even games at the core. It isn't about the shitty mary-sue "game" or the fact it's a woman in the centre. If a guy fucked 5 of his bosses and peers just to advance his own career it would still be a scandal except he would probably have the wherewithall to record a scrap of evidence of real world harrassment. It's representative of the hopes of the internet and new media bringing fairness and neutrality to information being shat on in the most hypocritical way imagineable.
User avatar #309230 to #309224 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
No. Dumb. Just fire them, stop reading their shit, stop giving a shit. You shouldn't give a shit about Kotaku anyway because Kotaku -their fighting game segments and ocassional sountrack divagations are alright every now and then, but nonetheless- is shit. But stop giving a shit now, who cares? This media is shit, have always been shit, so now people have finally realised that it's shit and they're going "OH MY GOD, THIS IS SHIT". Just stop. Close the tab, go read something that isn't shit.
User avatar #309231 to #309230 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
hey the things you like are shit too
User avatar #309236 to #309231 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Probs. And the day I realise it I will put the shit down, without a peep, and move onto the other billion things in this world that aren't shit. Maybe I'll go "Eh, what I piece of shit" and then I'll stop giving a shit. Man, I love using the word shit.
User avatar #309239 to #309236 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
Damnit I like video games; I'd rather see some people die in flames from time to time so that the industry is at least discrete in pulling bullshit.
User avatar #309242 to #309239 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I love videogames. I had a collection that numbered in the thousands. But this is like getting pissed that Jimmy Page had sex with someone at Rolling Stone to be named the best guitarist of all time. Just, fuck it, stop reading Rolling Stone and make what you will of Page's guitarship. Go look for outlets that aren't shit, stop supporting the ones you are. Outrage without direction is useless. And even with one, doing it without outrage is preferable.
User avatar #309256 to #309242 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, but if that story never emerged that magazine would never have suffered for breaking ethics. You need to have an outrage or nobody will hear about it and if they don't hear about it then there are no repercussions and if there are no repercussions then it'll happen again.
User avatar #309259 to #309256 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
And so what if it happens again? People saying the game is good doesn't actually make it good. Why do you care about what Kotaku says?
User avatar #309278 to #309259 - nimba (08/20/2014) [-]
If you don't address a problem how can you expect it to go away? I don't care about kotaku, but I view it as precautionary to the sources I do care about like totalbiscuit, the game theorists, penny arcade and Game Bomb along with the other reviewers and LPers who aren't as influential but still comparatively rigourous. This woman is a cancer in the industry, behaving like any cancer, spreading into different metaphorical organs to the detriment of the host with only violent self-promotion in mind. Maybe you think that apathy is the best way but it doesn't sound like a solution to me.
User avatar #309246 to #309242 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
the ones that are*
User avatar #309192 to #309175 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
But we have to be mad at women who make games.
User avatar #309165 to #309159 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
It feels like a completely different world.
User avatar #309167 to #309165 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
It's just another round of drama. I'm just baffled that ED doesn't already have an article on Zoe Quinn. They're slow these days.
User avatar #309155 to #309150 - volero (08/19/2014) [-]
As soon as I saw Zoe Quinn mentioned I bailed out.
Don't have time for the attention whoring slut.
User avatar #309157 to #309155 - nimba (08/19/2014) [-]
coooome on
embrace it
#309129 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate how no one has still called me from the supermarket which means I probably didn't get the job...it''s an over night stocking job...come on my answers couldn't of been that bad

I hate how I don't know what to do with my life, and I feel like I am just wasting my time

I hate how I am still nervous on the treadmill since tripped and fell while running on it awhile ago
User avatar #309483 to #309129 - thesoulless (08/20/2014) [-]
People looking for low-skill jobs like that are a dime a dozen. If you want to get the job you have to give off the impression that you're a good fit for the company. The easiest thing you can do is look employable when you go in to apply. Most employers expect males to have relatively short hair and stuff like that. Before I tried to get a job my hair was down to my shoulders, and I looked like a cross between Anakin Skywalker and John Lennon. I liked having the long hair, but I knew there was no way in hell I was getting a job with a luscious mane like that, so I got it cut short, and I got a job quite quickly. It also helps to know some stuff about the company you're applying to, things that they do for charity, general information about the stores and products, and stuff like that.

User avatar #309488 to #309483 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
that's dum
User avatar #309490 to #309488 - thesoulless (08/20/2014) [-]
Y'all say it don't be like it is, but it do.
#309177 to #309129 - masterboll (08/19/2014) [-]
>I hate how no one has still called me from the supermarket
once you get fucked over enough times, you'll realise that the only way of getting what you want is by having them at your disposal. in this case, youre at their disposal.

>I hate how I don't know what to do with my life, and I feel like I am just wasting my time
welcome to the internet

>I am still nervous on the treadmill
i automatically hate any able-bodied person who uses a treadmill instead of going jogging in the morning. if everyone decides to use a treadmill at home, how am i supposed to restore my faith in fat people if i dont see fat guys making an effort to lose weight, or how am i supposed to see chesty women and their personalities bouncing up and down as they jog past me?
#309144 to #309129 - dalokan (08/19/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking christ, you're not even pitiful at this point.
User avatar #309147 to #309144 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry you feel that way
User avatar #309137 to #309129 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
YOURE SCARED OF FUCKING TREADMILL
WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
User avatar #309143 to #309137 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
Would you fuck a treadmill, bro?
That's a machine. You don't stick your dick in it.
#309139 to #309137 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I feel like you would be hesitant too if you tripped and got stuck on the wall and got rolled around for 30 seconds
I feel like you would be hesitant too if you tripped and got stuck on the wall and got rolled around for 30 seconds
User avatar #309191 to #309139 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
No, because it's a fucking machine, and I know how to use one.
User avatar #309194 to #309191 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
by having sexual intercourse with it?
User avatar #309216 to #309194 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
Wow so funny, I wonder why you didn't get the job.
User avatar #309217 to #309216 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
me too
User avatar #309218 to #309217 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
Because you're terrible at social skills and they don't want to hire a male with female hair.
#309220 to #309218 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
you think my hair is female?
you think my hair is female?
User avatar #309221 to #309220 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
Unnatural would be the right word.
User avatar #309228 to #309221 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
how is hair unnatural
User avatar #309251 to #309228 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
Long hair on a male.
User avatar #309226 to #309221 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm not an expert but wouldn't it be more unnatural to cut your hair?
User avatar #309227 to #309226 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
Nah, that fact that most men have short hair is now natural.
User avatar #309229 to #309227 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
I mean yeah most guys have short hair, that's normal, but I don't know if natural is the right word. I'm being pedantic anyways, sorry.
User avatar #309252 to #309229 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
The fact that most males WANT to cut their hair short would be natural
User avatar #309254 to #309252 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
thebestpieever you're a condescending asshole with long hair, what's your opinion in it being natural?
User avatar #309260 to #309254 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
The natural thing is to let your hair grow. That's why you have hair. You cut it for utilitarian purposes and aesthetic ones. Cutting your hair short outside of the military or hazardous jobs was simply not a thing up until a hundred and a bit years ago. So natural it is not. Not that it matters, anyway. Natural doesn't mean good or bad, it means natural.
User avatar #309261 to #309260 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
I know it doesn't matter. Growing your hair out really doesn't matter to me, but I was curious. See I'm insecure about my opinions and I need other people to validate them.
So thanks.
#309263 to #309261 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I'll validate you any time, bby.
I'll validate you any time, bby.
User avatar #309264 to #309263 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
Please kill yourself.
#309176 to #309139 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
How the fuck did you fall off and get stuck on a wall? Why is your treadmill going into a wall?
User avatar #309179 to #309176 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
that's where we put it
#309180 to #309179 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
You put the treadmill going into the wall, that's your own damn fault. Flip it around and you'll be a-okay.
User avatar #309183 to #309180 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
you act like I did it
#309184 to #309183 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Did your parents or something?
User avatar #309185 to #309184 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
mhm
User avatar #309134 to #309129 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
You fell on the treadmill like a decade ago.
Go to the track. Its pretty close to your house.
User avatar #309132 to #309129 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I find it quite ironic that the way you externalise your feeling of wastefulness is to come to the hating board.
User avatar #309133 to #309132 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
that's all I can do
User avatar #309136 to #309133 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
It's all you want to do. Tenuous difference, in the end, but there is one.
User avatar #309142 to #309136 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
what is your solution, oh wise one
User avatar #309148 to #309142 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't know. There is a world of difference between believing there's a way to get most things done for most people -and not believing you are the exception- from thinking that I know what that way is. Particularly -but not mainly- if I don't actually know the situation.
#309131 to #309129 - jettom ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
If it's an easy job that people can get without experience, many people will apply for it.    
   
Most people on this site has no idea. But I think being happy is a good enough reason.    
   
That's sad.
If it's an easy job that people can get without experience, many people will apply for it.

Most people on this site has no idea. But I think being happy is a good enough reason.

That's sad.
#309105 - volero (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate how easily I gain weight. I don't eat bad, hell, I probably eat better than most people, yet if I don't exercise and diet regularly I can feel a noticeable difference in how my clothes fit.
User avatar #309138 to #309105 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
Eat less
User avatar #309141 to #309138 - volero (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't eat much as it is. I eat two meals a day, and they're usually pretty small. Like today I ate a banana and some carrot sticks for lunch. Tonight I'm gonna eat some strawberries and a granola bar.
User avatar #309190 to #309141 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
major is right, have 3 meals a day.
User avatar #309160 to #309141 - misticalz ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
you're probably gaining weight because your body thinks your starving all the time so it retains all the fat it can.
Eat 5 small meals a day.
User avatar #309164 to #309160 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
This. Your metabolism slows down if you don't eat often enough.
User avatar #309169 to #309164 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I only eat regularly if someone is constantly keeping me on check on that. Otherwise I just eat when I can be arsed. I've gone through various body types in my life but I've never been fat. I run a lot, though.
User avatar #309151 to #309141 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Now I want a granola bar.
User avatar #309153 to #309151 - volero (08/19/2014) [-]
The store on my campus sells organic granola bars, and they're surprisingly good.
User avatar #309099 - schnizel (08/19/2014) [-]
Damn, people like me more than the one who shall not be named.
Feels good man.
#309158 to #309099 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
That's not much of a feat, though. He's hated more than jbgotswag
#309122 to #309099 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
And that's relevant to hating... how?
User avatar #309123 to #309122 - schnizel (08/19/2014) [-]
They hate someone more than me.
#309125 to #309123 - crazyolitis (08/19/2014) [-]
That is, indeed, a considerable feat for someone to be hated more than you.
That is, indeed, a considerable feat for someone to be hated more than you.
User avatar #309104 to #309099 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
finblob?
User avatar #309107 to #309104 - finblob (08/19/2014) [-]
of course i like him
hes the radda radda man
User avatar #309106 to #309104 - schnizel (08/19/2014) [-]
Starts witha g
User avatar #309108 to #309106 - finblob (08/19/2014) [-]
geraldine
User avatar #309110 to #309108 - schnizel (08/19/2014) [-]
the vegan
User avatar #309114 to #309113 - finblob (08/19/2014) [-]
ginblob?
User avatar #309118 to #309117 - finblob (08/19/2014) [-]
girguy?
User avatar #309215 to #309119 - girguy (08/19/2014) [-]
i'm not a vegan
User avatar #309590 to #309215 - schnizel (08/20/2014) [-]
You're batman.
User avatar #309102 to #309099 - nefarian ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
joshlol?
User avatar #309111 to #309109 - schnizel (08/19/2014) [-]
close
User avatar #309078 - drastronomy (08/19/2014) [-]
There is this huge fucking autist in my class at my new school. He wears a fedora, a trench coat with a shirt and cargo jeans, and when introducing himself, he described himself as "intelligent, loner, brutal" His hair is greasy as fuck and he is essentially the embodiment of a neckbeard
User avatar #309130 to #309078 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I knew someone like that in high school
#309162 to #309130 - megavoir (08/19/2014) [-]
*insert joke about it being you here*
User avatar #309163 to #309162 - princessren ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
nah
he was super tall and had a neck beard and wore a trench coat all the time
he had facebook pictures of him wearing a fedora and wielding a katana
his last name on FB was something in japanese and it said he lived in Tokyo
he also liked mlp
User avatar #309081 to #309078 - crazyolitis (08/19/2014) [-]
...
People like that actually exist?

I thought people made them up to feel better about themselves...
User avatar #309083 to #309081 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Yes, but they're nowhere near as common or as extreme as your average internet storyteller would like to have you believe.
User avatar #309096 to #309083 - dumerveil (08/19/2014) [-]
but my funny green texts
User avatar #309087 to #309083 - dalokan (08/19/2014) [-]
There's a good number of those in muh school
#309082 to #309077 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
"let's see if the cops can go a whole month without killing a single unarmed black man"

It's always funny how media tries to be biased when there's allegations that the "upstanding" black man was trying to take the cops gun, especially seeing how a gunshot came from the car. I didn't know John Oliver was this retarded
#309072 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I hate how there's no toilet paper in this house..
I also hate how i sprayed my ass with water, during a shower, after i took a shit.
I also hate how good it felt to be sprayed with warm water in the gooch area and anus. and my balls .
User avatar #309073 to #309072 - akl ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Showering after shitting > wiping
User avatar #309074 to #309073 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
it's even better with full pressure.
#309066 - nefarian ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Right now my left nut can hurt just by moving my left leg. It makes me so anxious to move at all.
Right now my left nut can hurt just by moving my left leg. It makes me so anxious to move at all.
User avatar #309088 to #309066 - hauntzor (08/19/2014) [-]
Is it constant pain? Is it tender to the touch and is it kind of like throbbing pain?
User avatar #309089 to #309088 - nefarian ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
It's just an small, immediate pain that disappears quickly. It makes the left nut very sensitive to the touch, though.

Although it's gone now, I still hate when I get it.
User avatar #309092 to #309089 - hauntzor (08/19/2014) [-]
It's probably just bruising.

I asked because when I was about ten I ended up going to the emergency room because my fellas were hurting real bad in the middle of the night. I was lucky to have gone too, because it turns out I had testicular torsion (spermatic cord got twisted too much and the blood was getting cut off), which I guess is caused by a birth defect that I apparently have, and if I hadn't gotten medical attention in the next few hours then one of the testes would have just died completely. Had to get emergency surgery and yaddayadda. They can't get twisted anymore now but I still get really panicky when they start hurting for any reason.

Anyway, you should be fine. Just wanted to be sure you weren't experiencing the same thing I had.
User avatar #309093 to #309092 - nefarian ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Got a little concerned (I always do) and asked my dad while I had it. He said he gets it occassionally.
User avatar #309059 - teoyuppie (08/19/2014) [-]
The Weirdest YouTube Video Ever

User avatar #309146 to #309059 - majormayor (08/19/2014) [-]
I liked this video a while ago.
User avatar #309076 to #309059 - bladeboy (08/19/2014) [-]
He looks like rokk
User avatar #309126 to #309076 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
I want to deny it but it's true. Although he looks more like my mexican friend cause I'm not as much of a skinny shit :^)
User avatar #309069 to #309059 - misticalz ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Fuck him Party in The USA is a good song
User avatar #309065 to #309059 - conquistafag (08/19/2014) [-]
holy shit, he's fucking 15?
I never would have imagined
User avatar #309061 to #309059 - megavoir (08/19/2014) [-]
what was that
User avatar #309064 to #309061 - nefarian ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
alexanderburns
User avatar #309056 - KINGOFTHESTARS (08/19/2014) [-]
Im back in college and Im so far getting the answered prayers of "no roomate" I cant do too much celebrating until next week when the rooms are really set in stone.

I just hate this anticipation haha.
User avatar #309075 to #309056 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
They put me in a room with 3 randoms, then they brought it down to 2, then a different group of 2
When I finally got here they put me in a room with just one guy, and I haven't even met him yet in three days
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