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User avatar #199721 - billywonka (02/10/2014) [-]
I hate effeminate guys.
I don't hate guys that look feminine, just those that act it.
User avatar #199749 to #199721 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
like shibe?
#199753 to #199749 - billywonka (02/10/2014) [-]
is shibe the new meg griffin now?
User avatar #199754 to #199753 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
Always been
User avatar #199759 to #199754 - shibe (02/10/2014) [-]
what

User avatar #199751 to #199749 - shibe (02/10/2014) [-]
i dont act overly feminine
User avatar #199752 to #199751 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
mmmmhmmm
User avatar #199741 to #199721 - shibe (02/10/2014) [-]
see lulz i told you not everyone is tolerant of feminine boys
#199703 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
I am fucking livid, right now.
On some post shared onto my page about people being sad about a giraffe dying, but not about cows and shit, I saw these comments. Holy shit.

No, Viktor, you brain dead cock pimple, thats retarded ass logic, Jesus shitting Christ.
#199718 to #199703 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA Carla you stupid bitch.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA Carla you stupid bitch.
#199724 to #199718 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
did you eat paste as a child?
because your shit is like glue
#199746 to #199724 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
what ragnar said
if you were a fetus
i'd abort you
#199748 to #199746 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
shit
lulzforhiroshima
User avatar #199744 to #199736 - teoragnar (02/10/2014) [-]
Maybe he's hitting on you.
User avatar #199745 to #199744 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
im interested to know what i said was wrong.
#199709 to #199703 - thisasholeagain (02/10/2014) [-]
i like beef
User avatar #199707 to #199703 - teoragnar (02/10/2014) [-]
What the hell.
User avatar #199705 to #199703 - fourskins (02/10/2014) [-]
Why are people even getting mad about a lion eating a giraffe in the first place?
User avatar #199708 to #199705 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
It wasn't a lion, it was a giraffe that was killed at a zoo for some reason.
User avatar #199714 to #199708 - fourskins (02/10/2014) [-]
I heard that the giraffe was killed to feed a lion, because it was considered "Surplus" or something.
User avatar #199737 to #199714 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
They killed it to avoid inbreeding.

They have to preserve genetic diversity
User avatar #199755 to #199737 - kegget (02/10/2014) [-]
Many zoos offered to take the giraffe for their own breeding programs and were willing to provide transport.
They couldn't feed it to a lion as it was euthanised and it would be unsafe.
User avatar #199756 to #199755 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
They skinned it live and visitors could even choose to see it.

And they did.
User avatar #199750 to #199737 - fourskins (02/10/2014) [-]
Huh.
That's the last time I look at the Trending shit on Twitter.
User avatar #199684 - tvfreakuk (02/10/2014) [-]
I hate when I'm enjoying a series in Game Grumps, and then they just suddenly drop it.
Yeah, I get that they have other priorities and they also need to do a lot of games, I'm not one of those people who think "Hurr I'm a fan they should only do what I want them to do because I'm such a good fan"
It's just somewhat irksome when they get through, like 5 episodes of Fable:TLC and then it's replaced with something else
User avatar #199860 to #199684 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I hate game grumps
User avatar #199762 to #199684 - thebestpieever (02/10/2014) [-]
I don't get why people watch that regularly. Yeah, it's fun and I'll occasionally spend 2 hours of a weekend watching them play some games, but it just seems tiresome to follow people for 10 hours of games. Maybe because I don't like Egoraptor as a person all that much, I like him as a creator but not a guy.
User avatar #199864 to #199762 - tvfreakuk (02/10/2014) [-]
I do find it kind of weird when the episode goes up and after 1 minute it already has over 300 views...
Most of the time I do what you do, but if I'm ever not that busy and I see that a new episode is about to be uploaded I'll wait for it and check it out.
User avatar #200420 to #199864 - aguywithlonghair (02/11/2014) [-]
It's because most of the fans know when the video's are getting uploaded. All 3 episodes go up on the same time everyday. When the first episode goes up, the other goes up 2 hours later.
User avatar #199719 to #199684 - hauntzor (02/10/2014) [-]
Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins
Yoshi's Island, Banjo-Kazooie
Sonic '06
Donkey Kong Country 2
Super Star Wars
Pokemon Emerald

there are so fucking many that still require justice
you'll also notice how all of these are JonTron/Egoraptor videos
User avatar #199733 to #199719 - tvfreakuk (02/10/2014) [-]
I dunno. I can kind of understand not continuing the JonTron ones...
They said at MagFest that they don't want to "mess up" something that's perfect the way it is or whatever by doing those episodes with Danny.
I don't agree that it would "mess it up" but I can understand what they mean, and their would be fans who would go absolutely nuts about it if I did - I can imagine the "OMG RUININ' JONTRON EPISODES!" people now...

Also Link to the Past is another one that's dropped I believe.
User avatar #199740 to #199733 - hauntzor (02/10/2014) [-]
I wasn't implying that I wanted them to finish the JonTron ones with Danny, I'm just disheartened by the fact that they never went through with completing them to begin with.
User avatar #199688 to #199684 - amberluger ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
fable, pokemon red, wind waker...am i forgetting one?
User avatar #199692 to #199688 - tvfreakuk (02/10/2014) [-]
I don't know.
But yeah, Pokemon Red was the one that recently happened that made me think about it - but I'm hoping they'll maybe start it again in half an hour when the next episode is up, but I don't have high hopes...
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User avatar #199678 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
This image was flagged 02/10/2014
#199685 to #199678 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
I thought you changed, Infamous.
Why.
User avatar #199764 to #199685 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
if you banned me how long would it be for?****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][norm al]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199766 to #199764 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
Lets find out!
User avatar #199773 to #199766 - misticalz (02/10/2014) [-]
He's on that doublicious account now
User avatar #199776 to #199773 - doublicious (02/10/2014) [-]
no fucking shit, moron
User avatar #199779 to #199776 - misticalz (02/10/2014) [-]
You're a moron.
You let Funnyjunk take over your school like you fucking idiot.
User avatar #199789 to #199784 - misticalz (02/10/2014) [-]
To quote davvi sorta
"He inboxed me saying that Funnyjunk took over his life and he was failing in school"
jajajajja
User avatar #199800 to #199789 - doublicious (02/10/2014) [-]
lol oh yeah. those were the good ol days
User avatar #199775 to #199773 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
Obviously.
User avatar #199769 to #199767 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
An hour. Thats weird, I thought it was longer.
User avatar #199777 to #199769 - doublicious (02/10/2014) [-]
yeah same
User avatar #199691 to #199685 - teoragnar (02/10/2014) [-]
>infamoustrapper
>change
Haha
User avatar #199696 to #199691 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
hey I did for a bit
User avatar #199701 to #199696 - teoragnar (02/10/2014) [-]
Regression is not a sign of change, tho I like you more as a shitposter.
User avatar #199731 to #199701 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
thx bb ill keep it up ****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][normal][ small]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![small][normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199697 to #199696 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
oops forgot this ****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][normal][ small]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![small][normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199690 to #199685 - amberluger ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
do it, you have the power...pull the trigger nigma
User avatar #199693 to #199690 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
He hasn't done it enough to be bannable.
User avatar #199695 to #199693 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
is there a number limit? ****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][normal][ small]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![small][normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199699 to #199695 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
Actually I think if it's the same thing and/or just a huge catastrofuck like what you've done, it only needs to be twice outside of a single thread.
So...
User avatar #199730 to #199699 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][normal][ small]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![small][normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199728 to #199699 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
plzno
User avatar #199712 to #199699 - revengeforfreeze (02/10/2014) [-]
do it fagit
User avatar #199706 to #199699 - rokkarokkaali (02/10/2014) [-]
doitdoitodoit
User avatar #199694 to #199693 - amberluger ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
thats bullshit.
#199674 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
Eat shit netherlands
User avatar #200094 to #199674 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
Don't get your hopes up too high, it has only just begun...
User avatar #199734 to #199674 - tehnukecomes (02/10/2014) [-]
what? i can't hear oyu over the amounts of silver we have
User avatar #199743 to #199734 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
we have more
#199711 to #199674 - thisasholeagain (02/10/2014) [-]
what we didnt hear ya over having a full dutch podium twice
User avatar #199657 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][normal][ small]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![small][normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199666 to #199657 - rebornpooper (02/10/2014) [-]
It's like this shitty board just threw up. Moar.
User avatar #199670 to #199666 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
i try ****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][normal][ small]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![small][normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199668 to #199666 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
love him for who he is.
User avatar #199681 to #199668 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
a fgt?
User avatar #199676 to #199672 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
thumb him up my dear friend
User avatar #199679 to #199676 - rebornpooper (02/10/2014) [-]
butt i em.
#199665 to #199657 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
hahahahahahaha
User avatar #199659 to #199657 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
im sorry for everything i said
User avatar #199660 to #199659 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
it's ok I forgive you ****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][normal ]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199661 to #199660 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
oh oh, shibe is butthurt already!
User avatar #199662 to #199661 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
he's speedy ****!!!!!!======[small]!!!![big][big]__====[big][normal][ small]!!!!****!!!![big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]!!!!****!!!![small][normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====_[big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!************!!!!!!======[ small]!!!![big]_====[big][normal]!!!!****!!!!= =[big]====!!==== ======___[small]******[big]****[normal]====!!!! [big]************======[big][small][small][big][big][bi g]======************[big]!!!!====[normal]****[big]******[small ]___==========!!====[big]==!!!!****!!!![normal][big ]====__[big][big]!!!![small]======!!!!!!****
User avatar #199663 to #199662 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
*has no life
User avatar #199673 to #199663 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
*ur mums vag
User avatar #199648 - shibe (02/10/2014) [-]
When people don't stop when you tell them to stop and once you do something to do them to make them stop they go "wtf dude i would have stopped if you would have asked me politely".

I shouldn't have to say "please" when I'm telling you to stop moving my books around. You should just stop.
User avatar #199646 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/BILL+BILL+BILL+BILL+NYE+THE+SCIENCE+GUY/funny-pictures/5012818/

This circlejerk is getting really fucking boring already
User avatar #199900 to #199646 - majormayor (02/10/2014) [-]
I like how many of these Bill Nye posts are seen in the comments section of practically every Bill Nye post. I have seen that image quite several times already in the comments and it looks like someone finally bothered to post it as content. If this keeps up stupid antitheism would be cool again on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #199910 to #199900 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
Somehow the idea of a fad of circlejerking atheists does not appeal to me in the slightest.
User avatar #199913 to #199910 - majormayor (02/10/2014) [-]
There has also been a lot of butthurt over fedora/euphoria jokes about atheists recently, even when it's justified.
User avatar #199947 to #199913 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
Well yeah, they are mad people are actually bashing back this time.

you don't see much religious content bashing atheism now, do you?
#200096 to #199947 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
"omg em atheist em smeurter den u christens r dum backwards rasist bigots"
"omg em atheist em smeurter den u christens r dum backwards rasist bigots"
User avatar #199963 to #199947 - majormayor (02/11/2014) [-]
Nope! I got into an argument over that a week ago. I brought up the fact that there hasn't been much of any increase in religion-friendly content ever since antireligious content decreased in popularity.
User avatar #199664 to #199646 - rebornpooper (02/10/2014) [-]
Dat comment section.

>Christfags just like the short tl;dr stuff to inform them of things and give them opinions because they don't like to think
The irony is delicious.
User avatar #199717 to #199664 - dalokan (02/10/2014) [-]
I love the fact that someone said "your rights should end where your beliefs start" or something along those lines.
User avatar #199630 - Nastycold (02/10/2014) [-]
I hate it when I'm talking to my family/friends in my native language/language I have in common with them while staying in a foreign country, and the then some random person goes like 'HURRR DURRR YOU SHOULDN'T SPEAK LIKE THAT, THIS IS[insert name of country/region]'.

Bitch, why do you care? Why are you listening to our conversation even? Don't you have something more important to do like wank in the toilet or clip your toenails?
User avatar #199624 - subtard (02/10/2014) [-]
I hate how commercials sometimes use the "Soldiers coming home from war" motif just to sell their unrelated products.
It's a big deal to people. And using that as a tactic to advertise seems pretty cheap to me.
User avatar #199621 - kegget (02/10/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/4chan/funny-pictures/5012391/

Why do people only allow anons to comment?
User avatar #199833 to #199621 - butterisgood (02/10/2014) [-]
who really cares?
User avatar #199634 to #199621 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
so much beta in the comments
#199632 to #199621 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
anons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>users
#199605 - wtfmana (02/10/2014) [-]
tfw this is accurate
User avatar #199638 to #199605 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
Israel only recieves an average of $3 billion in grants annually from America.
User avatar #199608 to #199605 - rokkarokkaali (02/10/2014) [-]
that burger looks disgusting
#199617 to #199608 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
so does your moms pussy
woop woop nigga
User avatar #199603 - wafflelord (02/10/2014) [-]
When TV shows (cartoons in particular) do the "internet/smart phones" episode.

Example.
#199607 to #199603 - wtfmana (02/10/2014) [-]
i don't understand what yo umean
User avatar #199604 to #199603 - wafflelord (02/10/2014) [-]
fucking video didn't work
#199582 - alstorp (02/10/2014) [-]
I hate how to just test out a adobe program it forces you to download a whole bundle of useless shit.
#199602 to #199582 - butterisgood (02/10/2014) [-]
i hate how difficult and how long it can take sometimes to do simple things on pc's like updated drivers, yet downloading 60$ games is done in 15 minutes max (excluding the download times)
i know its not a good comparison, but whatever
pic unrelated
User avatar #199575 - lulzforhiroshima (02/10/2014) [-]
In class right now. Everyone is watching the Olympics in class and even the teacher. Everyone is loosing their shit really badly.

Its really annoying and shouldn't be this big of a deal for people to scream over.
#199584 to #199575 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
It's the Olympics, you pleb. The only sporting event anyone should scream over
#199564 - sovietmudkips (02/10/2014) [-]
Microsoft.
Fucking.
Access.
User avatar #199551 - rebornpooper (02/10/2014) [-]
Someone shared this with me...it's not my photo and I didn't write this. But...I absolutely love what this woman wrote. So well done! Please read; it's quite enjoyable and share.
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:
"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness. They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia. They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.
Mermaids do not exist.
But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish? They would have no sex life and could not bear children. Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad. And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?
Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.
At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.
We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "
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#199595 to #199551 - SemiAnon (02/10/2014) [-]
Only someone who is extremely uncomfortable with their body would look at a gym sign and launch into such a fat acceptance spiel.
#199583 to #199551 - wtfmana (02/10/2014) [-]
uhm
i'm fat but I don't brag at all
sure id don't wish to be put down for it (and I'm usually not, I'm not that super mega fat)

but i sure as hell fucking hate these thihngs if you want to be treated as fucking equals then you should shut the fuck up about it and pretend that it's not a problem unless you get health issues. if you're a bit chubby, no problem, but if you're fat enough to get healht problems? then you should do something about it.

i don't believe in bullying unless it's counter bullying, though. but seriously, stop pulling attention towards yourselves, we don't care.
User avatar #199571 to #199551 - rokkarokkaali (02/10/2014) [-]
"sexually active"
I wouldn't call shoving meats up your cunt sexual activity.
User avatar #199558 to #199551 - wallbuilder (02/10/2014) [-]
Social purging mode: Active.
#199557 to #199551 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
someone shared your asshole with me
User avatar #199649 to #199557 - rebornpooper (02/10/2014) [-]
Would you like me to share my asshole with this website again?
User avatar #199555 to #199551 - fargtwo (02/10/2014) [-]
I definitely hate that too.
User avatar #199554 to #199551 - freedomreturns (02/10/2014) [-]
These are the fat people I hate.
The one's that claim they're healthy, and everyone wants them, and blahblahblah.
Can't just say "I like eating food and I can't be fucked to exercise."
If they can accept that they're unhealthy, and the reason why, fuck it be fat.
User avatar #199539 - lobselvith (02/10/2014) [-]
I hate that I actually taught myself to read unitologist today, I'll never need to actually use it.
User avatar #199563 to #199539 - freedomreturns (02/10/2014) [-]
Should translate that big paragraph from the first game, they have a special message for you.
User avatar #199568 to #199563 - lobselvith (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's a link to the site or something. I wanted to translate it for myself but one of the sites that had the unitologist alphabet already gave it away.
User avatar #199569 to #199568 - freedomreturns (02/10/2014) [-]
I was talking about the one that says something like "Why would you waste so much time trying to translate this" or something.
User avatar #199540 to #199539 - lobselvith (02/10/2014) [-]
*Unitology
User avatar #199519 - lobselvith (02/10/2014) [-]
I hate how the male protagonists in anime are always such beta wussified cuntwipes.

I get that they have to be relatable, but goddamn. Everything any girl says to them takes them off guard, they're always "accidentally" grabbing boobs Don't even get me started on the shitty typical anime humor. and they're never the first to make a move.

Like, Jesus, could the main protagonist be a little less predictable for once? I get that guys think about sex a lot, but then anime exaggerates it to the point to where it's not even funny. The main protagonist is always a desperate faggot, he can never just be independent. There's almost always a girl that he'd do anything to get his dick wet with.

There are a lot more things that really annoy me about anime, but this is probably the first thing that comes to mind.
User avatar #199908 to #199519 - megavoir (02/10/2014) [-]
usagi drop
code geass
FMA
Steins;Gate
#199581 to #199519 - butterisgood (02/10/2014) [-]
k-on is best annamay
k-on is best annamay
#199579 to #199519 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
>goku
>kamina
yeah no
User avatar #199570 to #199519 - thebestpieever (02/10/2014) [-]
The dialogue itself is really annoying for me. It always feels so artificial and stiff, as if it were written by a twelve year old. Lucky Star feels organic in a certain way, which is why I love it. I don't watch a lot of TV, though, let alone cartoons.
User avatar #199543 to #199519 - fargtwo (02/10/2014) [-]
Should I take this as an opportunity to suggest anime that don't suck?
User avatar #199546 to #199543 - lobselvith (02/10/2014) [-]
I don't really watch any other genre besides horror. If you know of any disturbing stuff, let me know.
#199587 to #199546 - wtfmana (02/10/2014) [-]
watch, idk, fantasy sci fi? whatever gurren lagann and dragon ball is
#199549 to #199546 - fargtwo (02/10/2014) [-]
The only anime I've seen that could qualify as horror is Higurashi. It was pretty good, the MC actually seemed to have some balls for once but he just did not know when it was time to get the fuck out of town.
#199552 to #199549 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Higurashi is badtier. You don't think that Texhnolyze was horror? I don't know I thought it was way more disturbing than Higurashi. Perfect Blue was also way more disturbing than Higurashi.
User avatar #199559 to #199552 - wallbuilder (02/10/2014) [-]
Dun' talk shit 'bout Higurashi. Loved that show, it was poorly made but had a ton of great concepts.
#199561 to #199559 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Okay, I was wrong, I didn't remember Higuashi at all. But I do remember Higurashi Rei and it was really bad. But I liked Higurashi and Kai.
User avatar #199562 to #199561 - wallbuilder (02/10/2014) [-]
That was like OVA's, doesn't count.
User avatar #199565 to #199562 - wallbuilder (02/10/2014) [-]
Rei that is. It was shit.
Ha. Rei.
User avatar #200071 to #199565 - Rei (02/11/2014) [-]
....
User avatar #199553 to #199552 - fargtwo (02/10/2014) [-]
I haven't gotten around to starting Texhnolyze (even thought I downloaded it months ago) and I've never heard of Perfect Blue. What's it about?
#199556 to #199553 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Perfect Blue it's a life of a pop star after she quits to start a actress career one of her fans start to stalking her and he's the most creepy bastard in the whole anime. Holy shit those scenes of her in computer and she realizes that someone is watching is so creepy. The whole movie is so creepy and scary. it's great but I always get that disgusting feeling when I remember those stalker scenes.
User avatar #199590 to #199556 - lobselvith (02/10/2014) [-]
That movie was pretty creepy.
User avatar #199560 to #199556 - fargtwo (02/10/2014) [-]
Interesting. I'll add it to my backlog.
User avatar #199548 to #199546 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
Theres horror anime?
Is it like you described usually?
Because that'd kill the idea of it.
User avatar #199550 to #199548 - fargtwo (02/10/2014) [-]
Sadly, pussy main characters span every genre of anime.
#199532 to #199519 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
its called japaneese cartoons you fucking weeaboo
User avatar #199529 to #199519 - warvolk (02/10/2014) [-]
there are still anime that have badass male protagonists
I agree tho, most anime have that beta kid that gets all the girls as a protagonist
User avatar #199522 to #199519 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
Anime over exaggerates everything.
The amount of blood in the human body and how blood works in general, eyes, how normal humans act, hair, even basic shit like eating.
#199488 - nimba (02/10/2014) [-]
Fuck everything
#199537 to #199488 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
boo fucking hoo, cry me a river
User avatar #199505 to #199488 - rokkarokkaali (02/10/2014) [-]
Maybe the website is from the US so they don't use British terms/words so they have the US flag?
User avatar #199509 to #199505 - nimba (02/10/2014) [-]
It's a German site
British English and US english are the same for pretty much everything
They should know better
User avatar #199544 to #199509 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
English is slightly different in the US.
For example, "colour" in the US is spelt "color", same gist with "neighbour/neighbor" and a fair few other words.

Point is, that is probably why it is an American flag.
#199626 to #199544 - nimba (02/10/2014) [-]
from the site
User avatar #199629 to #199626 - EdwardNigma (02/10/2014) [-]
Well thats weird.
But really, how mad can you get?
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