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#461367 - EdwardNigma
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(03/12/2016) [-]
After all this time of never fighting it again, I can safely say after just going to it once.
I still absolutely fucking loathe the Darklurker.
Fuck this boss, fuck the abyss and fuck the fact this is the agony I have to go through for my Xanthous set.
User avatar #461378 to #461367 - volero
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Flame Swathe can kill it pretty fast if you can catch both copies in one.
User avatar #461383 to #461378 - EdwardNigma
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Thats actually what managed to kill it for me.
Thjank fucking christ that shit show is over.
User avatar #461369 to #461367 - ZenMacros
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I really wanted to 100% bosses like I did in DS, but I just couldn't for DS2. I didn't feel like going through the trouble to get to the Darklurker, fuck the challenge areas in the DLC expansions, and cryptic bullshit kept me from fighting Aldia.
User avatar #461373 to #461369 - EdwardNigma
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Aldia is the only boss I haven't killed.
Blue smelter and Double Cats almost didn't get killed though, holy fucking christ.
User avatar #461382 to #461373 - ZenMacros
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The challenge areas were too bullshit for me. They're designed for co-op and I was only playing offline, so f that. Especially the Frigid Outskirts. I tried it once. Never even made it to the boss. I made it to Blue Smelter but died like an idiot aND then had a hard time getting back. Figured it wasn't worth it to fight a boss I've practically beaten already.

And for Aldia, I had no idea you had to kill Vendrick and Nashandra in that order. I killed Nashandra first, then killed Vendrick. How the fuck was I supposed to know there was a specific order to do them in?
User avatar #461368 to #461367 - ohemgeezus
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One of the few bosses in DaS2 that was actually a challenge. I loved it and hated it at the same time
User avatar #461370 to #461368 - EdwardNigma
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I'm probably just overly mad I can't bullshit my way to victory with a summon.
But also just reaching it.
And paying an effigy every time.

Apparently he is weak to fire though, so next strategy: Fuck trying to poke him, I'm spamming as much pyromancy as humanly possible.
User avatar #461372 to #461370 - ohemgeezus
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Yeah, spending an effigy everytime is shit, and just getting to him was even worse, but he is really, really weak to fire. Use the biggest damaging fire you can use on him, then when he splits, get them together and AoE fire the shit out of him. Really the only hard part about it is watching both of them
User avatar #461374 to #461372 - EdwardNigma
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I have forbidden sun, chaos storm, flame swathe and a shitload of spell restoring herbs.
Just call me Hitler.
User avatar #461375 to #461374 - ohemgeezus
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I would switch out swath for lingering flame for when they split and you bait them, or either great/great chaos fireball to smack the first one quickly
User avatar #461376 to #461375 - EdwardNigma
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I also have great fireball.
I fucking wish I had great chaos fireball.
#461347 - huntergriff
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That elk boy ain't right, I tell you hwut.
#461348 to #461347 - Elk
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#461349 to #461348 - huntergriff
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see, the boy's too violent. he might shoot up a school, or godforbid, a propane store. I tell you hwut.
#461341 - ohemgeezus
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I normally don't care about spoilers, but I specifically avoided watching the newest Civil war trailer so I could be surprised to see Spideys new look, then the frontpage gets filled with him in the trailer
User avatar #461350 to #461341 - EdwardNigma
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Man I sure can't wait for Winds of Winter to be released so that the whole site is spammed to fucking shit with spoilers.

I'll really need to speed read that shit.
User avatar #461400 to #461350 - adunsaveme
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aren't you glad you get to see all the spoilers firsthand
User avatar #461362 to #461350 - ohemgeezus
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what do you mean, family? season 6 will spoiler the shit out of some, if not most of WoW thanks to Georges slow ass
User avatar #461363 to #461362 - EdwardNigma
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Idunno, it'll be hard to tell what is and isn't a spoiler given how balls to the walls they've gone on changing random shit for no reason.
User avatar #461365 to #461363 - ohemgeezus
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true, althought we'll have to wait a damn year to find out what is and isn't spoiler. Although he already spoiled the battle of winterfell with the death of the Mannis
User avatar #461384 to #461365 - EdwardNigma
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I don't think he'll die there. Like I am pretty sure its confirmed Shireen still gets cooked up, and I do think Stannis himself will die at some point, and so will my hopes and dreams, but at least it won't be there. Mostly I base that on the fact fucking Brienne is there. If Brienne is there, instead of hanging out in the south, and Jaime fucked off to Dorne and Myrcella, instead of getting a cool scar gets fucking murdered, I'd say its safe to say everything involving Stannis after he left the Wall is a herd of bull.
User avatar #461392 to #461384 - ohemgeezus
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OH yeah, I forgot that half of the characters are across the continent. Although, according to an official book, he's confirmed dead:
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/10/game-of-thrones-new-book-stannis-death

Although we'll have to wait until this new season to confirm it ourselves
User avatar #461436 to #461392 - EdwardNigma
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I already knew he was for real pepsi in the show.
)))))):
User avatar #461344 to #461341 - volero
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>Don't show actors face for majority of film
>Never announce who is playing Spider Man
>Pulls off mask at end
>Tobey Maguire is back
#461359 to #461344 - anon id: c9fafe2b
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Tom Holland as Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
A teenager allied with Stark,[55]
User avatar #461346 to #461344 - ohemgeezus
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That would be the worst thing possible ever
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#461333 - balor
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When people say they are quitting smoking.

How are you quitting smoking.
Just stop fucking smoking m8.
#461343 to #461333 - masterboll
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User avatar #461338 to #461333 - Shiny
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Physical addiction is a bitch.
#461337 to #461333 - anon id: 1aa01667
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When you say that you're gonna stop shitposting on the internet.

How are you quitting shitposting
Just stop fucking shitposting m8.
User avatar #461336 to #461333 - Elk
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When you say that you're quitting FunnyJunk.

How are you quitting FunnyJunk.
Just stop FunnyJunking m8.
User avatar #461335 to #461333 - ohemgeezus
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nicotine is a thing
#461332 - anon id: cc1f72a2
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>When you see someone misquoting statistics and making up facts to win an argument, but no one will listen to you because they accompany their arguments with funny memes, which aparently makes them right.
#461330 - Ihazfunkitty
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drawing relaxes me and stresses me the fuck out at the same time.
its fun to make shit but i keep flipping my dip over lines that arent exactly how i want em.
and then people have the nerve to compliment it. how dare they.
User avatar #461331 to #461330 - aoeui
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draw me
#461328 - Elk
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GIF
Seeing my cousin kill himself repeatedly in GTA V makes me wish more that this would happen in real life.
User avatar #461339 to #461328 - huntergriff
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The hell is with you and suicide.
User avatar #461340 to #461339 - Elk
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I hope bad people commit suicide.
User avatar #461351 to #461340 - darksideofthebeast
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Didn't you just have an argument with me the other day about being insensitive saying it was ok for manic depressives to kill themselves?
Lol wat
User avatar #461352 to #461351 - Elk
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Because it's not exactly the same comparison.

Yeah, I think that it is insensitive to tell a whole group of people who can't help what's going on with them that it's okay to give up. If that's how it should be looked at, let's just kill them while they're young and give up on funding anything that could possibly help them. We'll save a fortune.

Bad people, on the other hand, are bad people, and people don't change.
User avatar #461353 to #461352 - darksideofthebeast
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"and people don't change. "
Yet you insisted that manic depressives and schizophrenics could get better...
User avatar #461354 to #461353 - Elk
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If we find proper medication, yes.
User avatar #461355 to #461354 - darksideofthebeast
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Then I insist that bad people can change
User avatar #461356 to #461355 - Elk
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Illnesses and personalities aren't the same thing. There's never been a shot that makes people do good deeds. There's never been a pill that makes people have good morals. What we do have, though, are forms of medication that aid people through mental issues, and they're still working on them. The two just aren't comparable.
User avatar #461358 to #461356 - darksideofthebeast
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Just to list a few personality disorders that are common in bad people.
Cluster A (Odd, bizarre, eccentric)

Paranoid PD, Schizoid PD, Schizotypal PD
Cluster B (Dramatic, erratic)

Antisocial PD, Borderline PD, Histrionic PD, Narcissistic PD
Cluster C (Anxious, fearful)

Avoidant PD, Dependent PD, Obsessive-compulsive PD

All of these are very common in criminals.
Illness and personality are not the same, but personality disorders are illnesses that effect personality and could therefore be fixed (from your previous words).
User avatar #461357 to #461356 - darksideofthebeast
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Both things happen because of faulty brain wiring and unbalanced chemicals, therefore both can potentially be fixed.
But that's not the point, is it?
The point is, how can you say bad people should commit suicide? But it's wrong for mentally ill people when most of all bad people are mentally ill?

Not saying that all mentally ill people are bad, but all bad people are mentally ill, by definition.
Going against standardized morals and being a deviant is by some fault of the brain.
So therefore it can be fixed.

Why should they kill themselves if they can be fixed?
Even if that hope is little, why?
User avatar #461360 to #461357 - Elk
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Firstly, that's just straight up wrong. Being bad is not a chemical imbalance. Yes, being mentally ill can cause problems in areas of judgment and morality which cause you to do bad things, but that's just a bad comparison. For it to have substance, all people with these disorders would need to be bad people. It's like saying that most criminals are fat people I'm pretty sure that this is a bull crap statistic. I'm just making a point. , so fat people must be bad, and, by losing the weight, they will suddenly be good people. These things just happen to overlap.

Doing bad things is not being mentally ill. A lot of people just weren't raised well enough to do better.

Also, after researching this for a bit, it says that a little over half of criminals have mental disorders. When looking at this chart, 21% of those people have depression, which can be retarded by taking medication. Regardless, I would hardly say that being sad is a reason to do bad things. I'm not sure if some of these things are treatable, but I know that some of them are, and that greatly reduces the numbers. Also, I know the kind of person you are about this. You're going to say, "But depression and anxiety medication don't help. I've tried!" Yes, I know that it doesn't help some people, but it helps a lot of people, and it would still reduce the number of mentally ill inmates if they just took some form of medication.

Also, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insanity_defense

People who are insane can get off a little lighter sometimes. It also mentions how some are placed in psychiatric facilities. Why don't regular criminals have this type of aid?

I think that saying that a few bad people should kill themselves is WWAAAAYYY less insensitive than saying, "Yeah, it's okay for every single person with these mental disorders to end it all."
User avatar #461366 to #461360 - darksideofthebeast
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I think that saying that a few bad people should kill themselves is WWAAAAYYY less insensitive than saying, "Yeah, it's okay for every single person with these mental disorders to end it all."

Yea, but I'm saying it's ok because of their feelings, the understanding of their reasoning with themselves, the world and others around them... Understanding what it does to the brain is enough for me to say that these people are helpless (not hopeless, helpless)...
Ultimately, you can only change yourself. If you truly think suicide is the answer, if you truly feel that feeling NOTHING is better than feeling insane, depressed or anxious, then I can understand why you would feel like that because I've felt like that too.
I don't have it in me to kill myself, I can't do it, maybe it makes me a coward, I don't know nor do I care.
But in the people that do, I would say that the best choice isn't always suicide, but it can often be a logical one under the circumstances.
User avatar #461364 to #461360 - darksideofthebeast
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Also, regular criminals don't have that type of aid because there are different forms of insanity, ones that lead to complete loss of reality and make you do something that you probably would regret under normal circumstances, but ones that cant plead insanity are the people that had a true thought process and understanding of their behavior and the crime they have committed/are committing.
User avatar #461361 to #461360 - darksideofthebeast
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Actually, I know anti anxiety medications work. Neurosis is much different than psychosis.
Psychosis is more along the lines of schizoid/schizotypal/borderline personality disorders and psychosis refers to more severe forms of mental problems. Ones that go beyond just neurological understanding, but are also effected by and also effect the ego.
People with neurosis understand reasoning and are usually logical.
People with psychosis have delusions and hallucinations, most of what they believe probably simply isn't true and is much more severe because of this.
You can reason with someone with neurosis (I have had ptsd and gad as I have told you in the past, so I can at least understand neurotic behavior), people with psychosis respond poorly to reasoning and that is ultimately why the best treatment is medication, though, still very ineffective.

Medications like benzodiazapines are for neurotic episodes, these types of medications work because they suppress the ability to over think whatever it is that is making you feel anxious.
Medications like that are made to work only in the moment and don't alter the brains chemistry unless you use them over an extended period.
Lithium and other things effect the brain chemistry and can make it worse, usually with bad success rate as well because of the ego, medications like this also work off the placebo effect.
And because the false beliefs and delusions of these people, they wrongly believe that the medication cannot and will not ever help. In turn, this causes the medication to not work simply because they firmly believed that it wouldn't.

In bad people, people that don't care about getting better, they never will. But they could if they wanted to, you're saying they can't, but the only thing that separates them from the people in the hospitals for those mental illnesses is complete free will. (assuming they're not in prison).

My point is, I don't believe bad people will get better, I'm only saying they can and I'm only using that against you because you because you said they should kill themselves, when these people behave very similarly to psychotic people.

User avatar #461371 to #461361 - Elk
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My point about the aid is that doing bad deeds isn't comparable to a mental disorder. If it were, they would do more for other prisoners instead of just locking them up to keep them away from the rest of society.

I can understand why some people would feel that suicide is the answer, but I also struggle to see how they can go through with it. I'll use depression as an example again. They say that the saddest people laugh the hardest. Obviously, other people's happiness tends to matter to them. Otherwise, they wouldn't try so hard. Ironically, killing themselves can ruin everything. You say that it's okay for them to do this because they have it hard, which I understand that they do, but what if they caused someone close to them to get messed up because of this? Theoretically, it could create a never-ending cycle.

I'm not saying that they shouldn't ever have the right to commit suicide if they feel that it's the end of the line, but I would never advocate their suicide, and I only say this in extreme cases. Most of these people have never tried to get the help that they need.

Instead of just suggesting that they should end it, you should try to help. There are more things with the ability to help people than just medication. Sometimes, just being there to help them through their fight is enough to keep them going.
User avatar #461379 to #461371 - darksideofthebeast
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But doing bad things is usually the result of a mental problem.
They lock up drug addicts, pedophiles, rapists and murders for good reason, because they're dangerous (Besides drug addicts for the most part), but these people all have mental disorders guaranteed.
They could theoretically get help for it, but what's the point? Just lock them up because it's cheaper and there is also little hope for their future and well being.
Yea, killing yourself can create turmoil in those around, things like PTSD and depression for sure. But these are much more treatable than psychotic disorders.
Yes, it does create a never ending cycle, but it would pretty much either way.
1 in 100 people will become a schizophrenic, 1 in 10 will become on if one or both have the disorder.
It is much worse for them to live on and have children (not saying this is a reason to kill themselves) than it is for them to off themselves and possibly harm others through grief.
And I'm not trying to advocate suicide, I would be devastated to hear of any of my loved ones doing that to themselves.
But I'm saying that I can understand it, and just like animals, we have a right to be put down if we and others around us feel that we're in great enough pain, be it physical or mental.
They do this with people that have cancer and other diseases, the only thing that makes mental ones different is that we can't understand it if we haven't experienced it.
So a lot of people (Including yourself) keep an optimistic view on psychotic disorders when that just realistically isn't the case... In criminals or just plain old psychotic people.
And getting help is a good thing, but like I said before (and this is true), you can only change if you want to change, if you make the effort to. People with delusions don't want to. "If I'm going mad, how do I know I'm going mad"
It just isn't as simple as saying "Get help"...
User avatar #461380 to #461379 - darksideofthebeast
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one of both parents*
User avatar #461390 to #461380 - Elk
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No, they don't all have mental disorders, and a large percentage of their disorders seem to be depression. However, if this is the case, there should be no treatment for the insane, then. They should just be locked away, too.

If you get rid of the disorders, I guarantee that they will still be bad people. These just happen to be overlapping features, and this is also the assumption that only criminals who have been captured are bad. I think that it was you who advocated the death of Muslims because there are over one billion, and I think that the percentage of radicals was 1%, and you kept saying, "But that's still a lot of radicals!" Do you really think that all 100,000-200,000 of them have mental disorders, or is it that they were raised to think that this is right?

I never said that it was as simple as get help. I said that there are different ways to help, and you should try instead of just saying, "Yes, yes, I know it's hard, but it's okay to give up."

Honestly, I can't even carry this conversation on any longer. The idea that somebody can be this so pessimistic and so argumentative because I don't support suicide is pretty sickening. If suicide is this great of an idea, perhaps we all should try it because we all have bad wiring in our brains in some way.
User avatar #461451 to #461390 - darksideofthebeast
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Perhaps
#461314 - balor
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I did my leg workout today and I almost fell in the shower.
#461321 to #461314 - Elk
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Why are you doing leg workouts in the bathroom?
User avatar #461322 to #461321 - balor
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I did my workout in the garage and took a shower afterwards.
#461323 to #461322 - Elk
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User avatar #461325 to #461323 - balor
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I used to shit post that picture on ifunny.
User avatar #461327 to #461325 - ohemgeezus
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It's a shame you left
User avatar #461329 to #461327 - balor
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I got banned for posting gore under the Emo, feminism, Tumblr, fandom, and supernatural tags.
User avatar #461316 to #461314 - alexanderburns
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looks like it's about that time to invest in Life Alert
#461309 - Elk
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>when everybody logs out and your name ends up beside ohemgeezus'
#461292 - balor
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I hate waking up in the morning.
I always feel sick.
I can go to sleep feeling perfect, sleep all night with no issues, but when I wake up I feel sick and tired.

People say, "It is because you don't drink enough water."
Bullshit, I can drink tons of water during the day, and I will still feel like shit in the morning.
User avatar #461326 to #461292 - darksideofthebeast
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Probably an indigestion thing, I know I would get that a lot.
Especially if I eat before bed, I already have really bad heartburn and my stomach gets fucked in the morning because of that.
Maybe try to drink some milk when you wake up, see if that helps.
Also try not to have anything acidic before bed.
Just a thought.
User avatar #461279 - Ihazfunkitty
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i want a pet bird but i heared theyre pretty high mantainance.
i dont want to get a pet if i cant properly take care of it
User avatar #461282 to #461279 - alexanderburns
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My mom made me keep the family bird (and cage) in my room when I was a kid and every time someone let it out of the cage it would immediately fly at my face and try to kill me
User avatar #461288 to #461282 - Ihazfunkitty
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maybe it just wanted to nest on yer face?
User avatar #461291 to #461288 - alexanderburns
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It killed the other bird that we had and pecked out an eye of a small wounded bird that my dad brought in from our yard to nurse back to health
User avatar #461293 to #461291 - Ihazfunkitty
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holy shit why the fuck did you guys keep that bird
User avatar #461294 to #461293 - alexanderburns
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idk
User avatar #461284 to #461282 - ohemgeezus
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Shame it didn't work
User avatar #461285 to #461284 - alexanderburns
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no bird born of woman can kill macburns
User avatar #461289 to #461285 - ohemgeezus
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What about transgendered birds
#461287 to #461285 - Elk
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User avatar #461281 to #461279 - ohemgeezus
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Why not just get a cat? All you need is food, water, and cleaning out their box and they're good
User avatar #461283 to #461281 - Ihazfunkitty
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yeah cats are cool easy pets too. parents arent digging the idea tho
#461300 to #461283 - alexanderburns
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That's too bad since the first requirement to be a /hating/ cool kid is that you have to own at least one cat
User avatar #461302 to #461300 - ohemgeezus
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I always knew you were a lanky motherfucker
User avatar #461303 to #461302 - alexanderburns
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That picture is from 2014
User avatar #461304 to #461303 - ohemgeezus
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You were a NEET then you're a NEET now, I doubt your figure has changed any
User avatar #461305 to #461304 - alexanderburns
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I was in school in 2014
User avatar #461306 to #461305 - ohemgeezus
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High school?
User avatar #461310 to #461306 - alexanderburns
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college, kid
User avatar #461311 to #461310 - ohemgeezus
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What classes did you take in this alleged college? Japanese appreciation, you weeb loser?
User avatar #461312 to #461311 - alexanderburns
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fun fact: I am currently reading the sociology book I got for class and never read at the time despite paying over $100 for it
User avatar #461313 to #461312 - ohemgeezus
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Fun fact I used to work in the bookstore of my college
User avatar #461315 to #461313 - alexanderburns
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fun fact: my sister works in a bookstore
fun fact number 2: my sister is the only person in the word I genuinely hate
User avatar #461317 to #461315 - ohemgeezus
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Is your sister hot?
User avatar #461318 to #461317 - alexanderburns
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no
User avatar #461319 to #461318 - ohemgeezus
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I didn't even know you had a sister
User avatar #461320 to #461319 - alexanderburns
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cool
User avatar #461324 to #461320 - ohemgeezus
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Yeah I guess it is pretty cool, haha
User avatar #461301 to #461300 - Ihazfunkitty
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...i wanna be a cool kid...
User avatar #461286 to #461283 - ohemgeezus
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Did they say why?
User avatar #461290 to #461286 - Ihazfunkitty
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mom says it will shed hair everywhere, dad says it might claw the leather couch
User avatar #461296 to #461290 - ohemgeezus
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Also so long as you keep the nails trimmed at all times it won't mess with the couch
User avatar #461295 to #461290 - ohemgeezus
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Cats don't shed much, and if you train it properly and get a scratching post it won't scratch much, or you could just keep it in your room away from the precious couch
User avatar #461297 to #461295 - Ihazfunkitty
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yea i know that and i think they know that too. i think they would shush up about it tho when the cat would live with us.
its their house tho
User avatar #461298 to #461297 - ohemgeezus
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I guess there's only one option left. Pull a superchrischan and kill your parents
#461280 to #461279 - anon id: 407f9437
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What kind of bird? They're usually not that bad.
#461278 - Elk
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/channel/fucking-yugioh/Top+decking+and+scrub+wrecking/ihhhLvu/26#26

I'm not angry at either one of these guy, but I thought that it was funny, and I figured that you guys would like it, too.
#461274 - huntergriff
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adland.tv/adnews/star-wars-body-shaming-when-bullies-internet-are-media/242557902

lporiginalg.wordpress.com/2016/03/11/dear-diary-today-i-fucked-up-and-made-a-meme-so-dank-daisy-ridley-had-her-1-4-million-followers-chase-a-retarded-girl-off-the-internet/

I love it when the media shits the bed.

tl;dr is as follows from the second link:

>Irreverent shitlord with a blog that has a miniscule following pens an absurdly satirical review of Star Wars, complete with comic book like speech bubbles showing what the movie was about from an insanely tumblr radfem point of view.

>A 17 year old, mentally handicapped girl that spends a large portion of her time posting Star Wars fan art on instagram, stumbles on my image and does what she does when she finds Rey fan art.

>Daisy Ridley, young and upcoming superstar that plays Rey in the film, sees the image taken out of context, reposts it along with the name of the instagram user who put it up, and fires shots back.

>Daisy’s followers let their hate flow through them and unleash holy hell on the young fan. That poor little mongoloid is probably still in tears, bless her little heart.

>Media picks up the story, does literally zero research, brands the 17 year old slow girl as a “body shaming internet troll” and puts her on blast while simultaneously praising Daisy for being such a brave womyn.
User avatar #461276 to #461274 - ohemgeezus
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What's the meme? Is it the "real women have curves"?
#461277 to #461276 - huntergriff
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it was literally this.
it was literally this.
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#461267 - Ihazfunkitty
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>themed accounts
>people roleplaying any character in youtube comments

also i hate how someone be vaping in the canteen. thats just rude.
#461251 - aoeui
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/Communism/funny-pictures/5854454/52
thank you, at least someone says it
"xd I liek subtle humor lololololol references inside jokes XD i type like this cause god got bored when he was giving me my personality so now I'm a boring little miserable cuck"
User avatar #461271 to #461251 - TheseChocodiles
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I can't think of one person on this site that makes me laugh, you've probably made me laugh more than most and honestly I think you're a shit piece

why bother even getting wound up about another unfunny cunt
User avatar #461299 to #461271 - ohemgeezus
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Alexanderburns doesn't make you laugh?
User avatar #461307 to #461299 - TheseChocodiles
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Oh yeah shit he does lol I forgot about him
User avatar #461308 to #461307 - ohemgeezus
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His parents wish they did too
#461268 to #461251 - adunsaveme
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it's the height of humor
User avatar #461269 to #461268 - adunsaveme
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humour
User avatar #461252 to #461251 - Shiny
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People that really hate the "SJW" fad would probably like the Soviet Union, since these people would be first in line for purging.
User avatar #461253 to #461252 - aoeui
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did you click the link I posted or are you just going off about something completely else
User avatar #461254 to #461253 - Shiny
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The content these comments are posted on, dipwad.
User avatar #461257 to #461254 - aoeui
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so the second one. it's fine just tell me next time so I can tune you out. I already try to since you have a personality disorder but sometimes you say things directed at me and I have no choice but to acknowledge that you said something not necessarily anything intelligent, just that something was said; usually something really pretentious and 'middle of the road, I'm an edgelord you're all dumb' kind of statement
User avatar #461260 to #461257 - Shiny
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You really like listening to yourself talk, don't you?
User avatar #461261 to #461260 - aoeui
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only half as much as yourself, which is considerably more than the next person
User avatar #461262 to #461261 - Shiny
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>tu quoque
User avatar #461264 to #461262 - aoeui
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side note, I've never met such a pretentious gay furry before, where do you actually come from? how?
and when was your formal autism diagnosis? are you a NEET currently?
User avatar #461263 to #461262 - aoeui
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does it smell smug in here or did you just say something
#461229 - huntergriff
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>be me   
>playing battlefront II   
>doing the polis massa mission   
>start firing at a dirty rebel   
>kill a teammate instead because the dumb fuck AI decided to move into my line of fire   
>"WATCH UR FIRE!"   
>Kill the rebel and continue on my way   
>Come across more rebels decide to toss a grenade   
>manage to kill like five fucking AI Teammates who ran into the fucking hallway   
>"CHECK UR FIRE!"   
   
This is the best star wars game ever guise, DICE's battlefront isn't as good as this! battlefront II is revolutionary! PLUS IT HAS MUH SPACE BATTLES! MUH SPACE BATTLES!
>be me
>playing battlefront II
>doing the polis massa mission
>start firing at a dirty rebel
>kill a teammate instead because the dumb fuck AI decided to move into my line of fire
>"WATCH UR FIRE!"
>Kill the rebel and continue on my way
>Come across more rebels decide to toss a grenade
>manage to kill like five fucking AI Teammates who ran into the fucking hallway
>"CHECK UR FIRE!"

This is the best star wars game ever guise, DICE's battlefront isn't as good as this! battlefront II is revolutionary! PLUS IT HAS MUH SPACE BATTLES! MUH SPACE BATTLES!
User avatar #461272 to #461229 - alexanderburns
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Dice's Battlefront is as good as Bodycount
User avatar #461231 to #461229 - thebestpieever
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Is that the one level where you can where you can walk out into space and die from, I don't know, Space Poisoning?
User avatar #461239 to #461231 - huntergriff
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Yep.
User avatar #461242 to #461239 - thebestpieever
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That level was buuullshit.
User avatar #461243 to #461242 - huntergriff
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half these fucking levels are bullshit, especially the jedi temple one.
User avatar #461244 to #461243 - thebestpieever
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Jedi Temple was rad, I loved fighting in those stairs outside the hologram room. Also the room all the way up top with all, like, servers and shot with walls of blue lights running through. And the dropped pillars were cool for some cover-play. I think that was Jedi Temple, anyway.
User avatar #461245 to #461244 - huntergriff
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yeah it's rad and all, but the fucking jedi are annoying as shit.
User avatar #461246 to #461245 - thebestpieever
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I only remember NPC jedi appearing as enemies in the campaign. The shotgun and the lightning gun thingy were pretty good at reducing them if I remember correctly.
User avatar #461247 to #461246 - huntergriff
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I'll have to remember that, then.
User avatar #461232 to #461231 - alfonshister
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aka suffocation, but yeah, you'r right.
User avatar #461233 to #461232 - thebestpieever
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You're already wearing some dumb white future space armour or something, so I ain't making any assumptions about the nerdyverse logic. I just know you go out and steadily begin to die.
User avatar #461234 to #461233 - alfonshister
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"nerdiverse"?

bruh, the whole mission is on a huge asteroid. It's neither super-nerdiness nor rocket science.

heavens.
User avatar #461235 to #461234 - thebestpieever
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There's dudes swinging around lasers controlling physics via space bugs that make magic bloog. I really wouldn't put it past that they got something in their helmets or not or the armour doubles as a space suit or something. Like I said, I do not care to go into the physics of a thing that already doesn't care for physics. So I just sort of take the bullshit in stride and don't make assumptions. Why? 'Cause I want to avoid conversations about what rules of the world apply and don't apply to a space opera about samurai wizards. One way or the other, I really don't care to assume what laws of physics apply to a dumb sci fi movie. I really don't.
User avatar #461236 to #461235 - alfonshister
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holy moly, you're easily rustleable.
User avatar #461237 to #461236 - thebestpieever
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I'm not mad. I just don't care to think about it. One way or the other, because it just leads to nerds bringing up the travels of the space slug volume 37 page 432 to tell me, precicely why the helmets don't resist the vacuum of space but they resist underwater or whatever. It's not like the series makes sense otherwise, nor does it really happen so it's not even an interesting physics discussion.
And I'm dumb enough already, I don't need to go around occupying my little mental capacity on things that aren't real.
User avatar #461238 to #461237 - alfonshister
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space is real tho

and so is suffocating

maybe you're overthinging thins in the wrong direction, but hey. i'll shut up now.
User avatar #461241 to #461238 - thebestpieever
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Yeah, but magical force fields that keep up air inside and alien-person clone-army gas masks aren't so. Or jet packs. Or gliding tanks, which if I don't misremember you can actually take out into space in that same stage so how does that work? , The suit can make you survive a space walk, but can't keep air inside? That's terrible design, how did that get through approval? I dunno, 'cause it's a fake game and any supposed science or rationale behind it any fan could tell me about would be fake and not an actual thought or solution made by actual engineers or military outfitters.

I'm dum
Me not think about fakey stories written by other dumb people cuz me dum
Me needs all capacity to think about truthy things and just barely get them
Basically.
User avatar #461265 to #461241 - huntergriff
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it's just the game's mechanic. the body glove, the black shit underneath the actual white armor, is supposed to be vacuum sealed.
User avatar #461275 to #461265 - thebestpieever
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Please don't try to educate me on it. I really don't care.
User avatar #461230 to #461229 - freedomreturns
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Sounds like you really suck.
User avatar #461240 to #461230 - huntergriff
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no, the AI really sucks.
#461227 - anon id: dd7b340f
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i hate how i am unable to keep it up with friends, whenever i find people it's hard because i prefer quality over quantity they keep going without me, they start studying, working or get a couple and eventually they forget me.

It kinda makes me not want to have friends
I dont care being alone but it really hurts when i'm forgotten
User avatar #461270 to #461227 - TheseChocodiles
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That's sad, see when you find the right group of friend or even just friend, it never feels like you have to keep up.
All Bar 3 of my close friends are in england for uni, but I don't feel insecure at all, sometimes a little jealous but I'm not worried about losing them, it's just not even a question.
If your friends make you feel insecure about whether they are really your friend or not, don't get too invested.
#461216 - gibroner
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>Get home from long ass day of classes where I had 2 midterms.
>Walk to the front door ready to fucking relax.
>when I get in the house realize that my neighbors 4 year old kid is in the house
>My mom apparently just invited him in (she does this a lot actually) because she has this weird obsession with babies and little kids (like if a man her age were this obsessive about kids they'd lock him up)
>first thing she says when she sees me is "why don't you have gibroner play with you"
>glare at her and very slowly mouth "No"

She does shit like this all the time too like she volunteers to watch all my younger cousins and second cousins and inevitably tries to dump them off on me. It pisses me off so much like you're the one who agreed to watch them so actually fucking watch them don't you dare make me do your work.
User avatar #461226 to #461216 - dalokan
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hey kids wanna /ss/
User avatar #461224 to #461216 - huntergriff
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inb4 incest.
#461218 to #461216 - anon id: c12e41d3
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Leave that bitch asap
User avatar #461219 to #461218 - gibroner
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believe the only thing stopping me from moving out is my lack of money
#461213 - ZenMacros
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>see ad on craigslist for bartender/barback positions at newly opened bar
>send email with my experience and contact info less than half a day after it was posted
>5 days later, still no email or call back
The suspense is killing me. Just say somethin nigga, anything.