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User avatar #342995 - jadewest (11/28/2014) [-]
I hate how I havn't been able to find all my Calvin and Hobbes books
User avatar #342994 - thesoulless (11/28/2014) [-]
We've got a pool table in the house. When I got here, I thought that was great, because that meant I'd be able to play pool whenever without having to go to a place and pay for it. I was mistaken, because this table is a total piece of crap. It's got a wood top. That's right, wood. The damn thing is warped to hell. Balls roll every which way, and you have to do fucking crazy physics shit just to figure out how to make the cue ball shoot straight. I pity the fool who decided it would be a good idea to buy a table with a wood top even more than the fool who likes pineapples and mushrooms in pizza.
User avatar #342999 to #342994 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
This might make my retardation more evident than it already is but aren't all pool tables made with a wood top? I thought the nice little fabric was just a cover on top of a wood surface.
User avatar #343000 to #342999 - thesoulless (11/28/2014) [-]
Decent quality pool tables have a granite top.
User avatar #343005 to #343000 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
I did not know that. Now the pricing for them sounds much more reasonable.
User avatar #343001 to #343000 - thesoulless (11/28/2014) [-]
Covered in felt
#342992 - fargfive (11/28/2014) [-]
I ran out of money I lost my job to buy presents after getting my sister something really big so my other sister is getting something much less exciting. Christmas is going to be awkward as fuck.
I'm debating reboxing one of my anime figures and giving it to her to try to even things out.
User avatar #342996 to #342992 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
Oooh. Playing favourites. Now that's a nice drama maker. That's why being twins must be awesome because everybody expects you to play favourites anyway so you might as well do it.
Is that the bitch from Evangelion?
User avatar #343002 to #342996 - fargfive (11/28/2014) [-]
And I'm not playing favorites
One of them was just easier to shop for and I had planned to buy the other several things that I now cannot afford.
User avatar #343004 to #343002 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
'Sides, we all have that one sibling we like a little bit more than the others, don't we?
User avatar #343003 to #343002 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
They all say that Mr. Favouritising Favouriteson.
#342988 - fishinyourface ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
>lie in bed   
>pull blanket on   
>nice and toasty   
>finally find a comfortable position   
>hear a knock at the door   
why though...... first world problems
>lie in bed
>pull blanket on
>nice and toasty
>finally find a comfortable position
>hear a knock at the door
why though...... first world problems
User avatar #342989 to #342988 - bladeboy (11/28/2014) [-]
I just bitched about having to eat less food. We should start the privileged white person club.
#342987 - anonymous (11/28/2014) [-]
There once was a negro named brown.
Who bumrushed a cop with a frown.
6 bullets later.
He met his creator.
Then his homies burnt down the town

INB4 angry farm equipment
User avatar #342997 to #342987 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #342986 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
I never thought cooking turkey would be such a pain in the ass.
User avatar #343018 to #342986 - freedomreturns (11/28/2014) [-]
Oh, but it is.
This is the fire department's busiest time of the year.
User avatar #343023 to #343018 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
Well I'm not gonna contribute to that. My turkey's almost done.
User avatar #342982 - bladeboy (11/28/2014) [-]
My dad just made some spaghetti with garlic bread and I can only have a small amount. I hate when I have to limit what I eat
User avatar #342974 - geothermal (11/27/2014) [-]
I hate people who loudly proclaim that they dont wear their seatbelts and then try to justify their choice to not wear it. Holy fucking shit you dumb ass motherfucker, "The cops in my town are lenient", "i have tinted windows", "seatbelts can kill you", and my fucking favorite "i was in a car accident and the car rolled and my seatbelt broke my ribs".
Shut the fuck up you cockbrained retard.
Having tinted windows does not make you invisible to the police, it makes you a police magnet, random checks on the road = no longer random for you, and cops are trained to see if you are wearing a seatbelt, driving safely, acting suspicious or whatever through tinted glass.
The cops may be lenient where you are, but thats not going to last for you if you get pulled over every fucking week, and maybe a town over, the cops are hard asses and will drag your ass to the police station for it.
Seatbelts may kill or injure people, but that takes a hell of alot of force or a crazy weird chance. They have saved more lives than ended.
And this last one, holy fuck how can a person be this goddam dumb. "I was in a rolling accident and the seatbelt broke my ribs."

Ok, so if you didnt wear a seatbelt, you would be outside of your car, possibly under the car, or somewhere else, with alot more injuries than some fucking broken ribs.

This isnt even the main problem, of what people try to justify being a dick with, but the fact that they try to justify it at all. Just realize, you are fucking retarded and your lax attitude to driver saftey is the reason so many people die every year on the roads.

Also, if you dont use your turn signals, die in a fucking fire. Eat a bag of dicks, then die in a fire.
#342998 to #342974 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
I don't wear seatbelts because I have a motorcycle.
I don't wear seatbelts because I have a motorcycle.
User avatar #343046 to #342998 - shibe (11/28/2014) [-]
you are the epitome of a faggot like hoooooooooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
#343048 to #343046 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
Motorcycles are awesome.
User avatar #343050 to #343048 - shibe (11/28/2014) [-]
there has to be a word for people like you

who have a tough background, listen to punk rock, and ride motorcycles.

yet post the gayest fucking character in gaming

like it's


#343170 to #343050 - thebestpieever (11/28/2014) [-]
There has to be, being in such Illustrious company ad Joe Strummer and Kanji Tatsumi.
User avatar #342979 to #342974 - fargfive (11/27/2014) [-]
What you've said about people justifying not wearing seat-belts because they have tinted windows absolutely baffles me. Please tell me you made that up and people don't actually say things that dumb.
User avatar #342990 to #342979 - geothermal (11/28/2014) [-]
no, my younger cousin just said that today during a thanksgiving meal
User avatar #342975 to #342974 - hauntzor (11/27/2014) [-]
Neck Belt

"Seatbelts can kill you"
User avatar #342977 to #342975 - nefarian ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
At least the ribs are whole
#342961 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
"These people are a stronger people because 'they' suffered in the past"

I dont mean just in relation to blacks. Some bitch is insisting every irish person is amazing because of their grandparents and is gettng way too offended at people telling them chill "ya'll aren't fazing me fuck off" ye you're showing us.
User avatar #342993 to #342961 - christmouth (11/28/2014) [-]
According to new research, that might not be too far fetched to think.

User avatar #342962 to #342961 - crazyolitis (11/27/2014) [-]
>Strong people
>The Irish

Contributed the minimum amount of scientific advancement, having little cultural impact, and not having an empire in its entire history makes it strong?
#342965 to #342962 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
"b-but dey were slaves in da past qq so that means they all are nice ppl because i said so"
Every irish person I've met was a prick must mean their all pricks by that logic.
#342955 - cycloneclone (11/27/2014) [-]
>people still defend admin for the oatmeal incident
>people still defend admin for the oatmeal incident
#342984 to #342955 - squalllionhart (11/28/2014) [-]
>people still care about the oatmeal incident
>people still care about the oatmeal incident
User avatar #343039 to #342984 - cycloneclone (11/28/2014) [-]
where the fuck have you been
User avatar #342968 to #342955 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
he didn't do anything wrong tho
#342985 to #342968 - ohemgeezus (11/28/2014) [-]
he allowed the shit lawyer do what he did, so admin is just as much to blame
User avatar #342969 to #342968 - cycloneclone (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #342970 to #342969 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
no i didn't imply shit I straight up stated it
User avatar #342971 to #342970 - cycloneclone (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #342972 to #342971 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
fuck off you aren't a true memelord like alexanderburns
User avatar #342973 to #342972 - cycloneclone (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #342967 to #342955 - jadewest (11/27/2014) [-]
>people still defend admin
User avatar #342948 - gibroner (11/27/2014) [-]
turkey is dry and bland, sweet potatoes are not potatoes and only a little bit sweet, stuffing tastes like ass, green beans are meh at best, pumpkin pie isn't even that good, and I hate spending time with my family, thanksgiving fucking sucks
User avatar #342981 to #342948 - nimba (11/28/2014) [-]
maybe you just cook turkey wrong
User avatar #342957 to #342948 - cycloneclone (11/27/2014) [-]
everything you said is wrong
User avatar #342959 to #342957 - gibroner (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #342956 to #342948 - teoanon ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
turkey is shit tier
honey glazed ham top tier
User avatar #342958 to #342956 - gibroner (11/27/2014) [-]
no argument here
User avatar #342950 to #342948 - shibe (11/27/2014) [-]
i love turkey but everything else you said is true
#342945 - epicscorpion (11/27/2014) [-]
>lol guys this guy is clerely trolling you guys must be idiots if you guys can't tell an obvious trole

If your existence is so pathetic that you spend hours of your life on a pathetic attempt to pissed people off on the internet with something that isn't even the best method of trolling, then I'm inclined to just respond out of pity to make you think you "got me" with a 10-second "ur an idiot".
#342944 - rokkarokkaali (11/27/2014) [-]
These chicks needed help on something for computer class, so instead of letting me help them by telling them what to do, they thought they'd be clever and just get my computer, get the files where I worked on everything, and change the color of the letters and call it theirs. Thing is, they overwrote my work. I already turned mine in, but the teacher's supposed to ask you questions about how you did it so now I have no way of responding. On top of that, I'm like 90% sure it's going to be obvious they copied me. On top of that, if I get a fail on that for any reason, I'm going to fail the class.    
I should really stop trying to be helpful.
These chicks needed help on something for computer class, so instead of letting me help them by telling them what to do, they thought they'd be clever and just get my computer, get the files where I worked on everything, and change the color of the letters and call it theirs. Thing is, they overwrote my work. I already turned mine in, but the teacher's supposed to ask you questions about how you did it so now I have no way of responding. On top of that, I'm like 90% sure it's going to be obvious they copied me. On top of that, if I get a fail on that for any reason, I'm going to fail the class.

I should really stop trying to be helpful.
User avatar #343576 to #342944 - thekeeperofthumbs (11/29/2014) [-]
>they thought they'd be clever and just get my computer
>allowing them to do this
User avatar #343577 to #343576 - rokkarokkaali (11/29/2014) [-]
I don't like getting loud
User avatar #342946 to #342944 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #342941 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Fucking rain, man. My notebooks are damp as fuck.
User avatar #342952 to #342941 - shibe (11/27/2014) [-]
my science notebook got wet one time and we went like a month and a half without using it so i kinda neglected it, when i had to use it again, there was mold inside of it

User avatar #342978 to #342952 - fargfive (11/27/2014) [-]
If you didn't turn that shit in for extra credit I just don't know what to do with you.
User avatar #342980 to #342978 - shibe (11/27/2014) [-]

i know what i should have done

i should have studied using the notebook, and then letting the mold kill me.

Then they would have ban studying because it results in kids dying.

boom i could have ruined academics in america forever

i could have been the savior of the world
User avatar #342954 to #342952 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm eating a sandwich, you just ruined my sandwich moment with your fungi
User avatar #342933 - lobselvith (11/27/2014) [-]
I can't stand it when I get these awkward side-hugs from some of my Aunt's family. Like, we aren't strangers, don't act like I'm some filthy homeless person that you're being forced to interact with. Fucking hug me.

It's not just me, they do it to my Mom and my little sister too. It really gets under my skin.
User avatar #342942 to #342933 - wallbuilder ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I really hate the pissy fake hugs that women use to greet people with. It's like recieving a pathetic handshake from a man - I really need to grow a pair and start shaking women's hands in greeting instead of that crap.
User avatar #342939 to #342933 - masterboll (11/27/2014) [-]
ill hug your sister, your mum and your auntie in a sexual way

...if you know what i mean
User avatar #342938 to #342933 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I would hug you right, lobster
User avatar #342943 to #342938 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
fuck off
User avatar #342947 to #342943 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #342920 - voltkills ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
>when people sit in corners with 20 medpacks with the most OP guns in TDM on battlefield 4 and then claim they are better than me
oh boy, retards!
User avatar #342929 to #342920 - serhiy (11/27/2014) [-]
do mortars still exist in bf4?
User avatar #342930 to #342929 - voltkills ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
ye but they are useless.
User avatar #342931 to #342930 - serhiy (11/27/2014) [-]
still if they guy isn't moving just keep mortaring him, he's bound to get upset, at which point you've won.
User avatar #342919 - voltkills ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
what the fuck happned to google, when i search FJ into google funnyjunk doesnt appear for me now. (UK)
User avatar #342940 to #342919 - masterboll (11/27/2014) [-]
>not using bookmarks
#342928 to #342919 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
Goes by paid advertisers mostly now rather than highest visited.
#342916 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
I hate it when I get some random piece of music in my brain and then can't remember where it's from
#342893 - thechosentroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Is there a word for a person who is like a weeaboo, but instead of worshiping Japan they worship the US? Because my university is full of them. Especially in my english classes. Jesus Dickshitting Christ, these fuckers are annoying. And not a single one of them's even been abroad. Literally every single person I know who's been to the US has not only come back, but say they'd never go back. I know people who went to live in south Africa and are happier than they were in the US. And don't get me started on how much they praise "American culture". Nigga, you hail from a country with a proud 1400+ years of history and culture and want to throw that shit away? The yoghurt can in my trash can has developed more of a culture in the week it's been in there than the US has developed in centuries.

Also, I should take out the trash. Hate doing that.
User avatar #343017 to #342893 - Conquistador (11/28/2014) [-]
There's immigrant culture.
User avatar #342983 to #342893 - nimba (11/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #342960 to #342893 - leonhardt (11/27/2014) [-]
Also "Freeaboo"
#342935 to #342893 - wisely (11/27/2014) [-]
Yes they're called Leonharts
User avatar #342949 to #342935 - leonhardt (11/27/2014) [-]
I don't even post about Murica that much.
#342964 to #342949 - wisely (11/27/2014) [-]
But you protect it like a zealous Nazi whenever someone says something that isn't perfect with America, and hates on every other continent especially Jewurope.

I think you're an alright dude, but goddamn, that shit.
User avatar #342966 to #342964 - leonhardt (11/27/2014) [-]
I just correct stupid bullshit. Like the "dur hur murica has no culture" bullshit.
#342924 to #342893 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
Well weeb is just slang for japanophile so the american equivalent is just Americophile.
User avatar #342917 to #342893 - thebestpieever (11/27/2014) [-]
I saw that a lot in Mexico. Not necessarily American, but there was this constant fa├žade of trying to look as cosmopolitan as possible, which they inevitably failed at when asked to name three cities in the country they were so supposedly enamoured of. I'm guessing every country has its retards that "love" a place they've never even seen. Because it's an easy way to seem interesting and be different without actually having to do anything.
User avatar #342901 to #342893 - crazyolitis (11/27/2014) [-]
I don't worship America, but America does have culture. Rock music, for example.
#342936 to #342901 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
It's a combo of other cultures. They don't really have much of their own.
User avatar #342951 to #342936 - leonhardt (11/27/2014) [-]
Love this. "Hur dur a bunch of people create a unique culture BUT ITS NOT CULTURE BECAUSE PEOPLE MOVED THERE!!!"
User avatar #342907 to #342901 - thechosentroll (11/27/2014) [-]
That came from England.
User avatar #342953 to #342907 - leonhardt (11/27/2014) [-]
Jazz, which went on to spawn rock and roll, is American.
User avatar #342918 to #342907 - thebestpieever (11/27/2014) [-]
Well... Rock n' Roll came from America. Depending on who you ask: Little Richard, Elvis, Chuch Berry, The Crows, Roy Brown and a couple others are all credited with shaping what would ultimately become Rock n' roll.
England did create rock, though. And we also made the best bands in the genre, so I mean.
User avatar #342921 to #342918 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Elvis is rockabilly
User avatar #342925 to #342921 - thebestpieever (11/27/2014) [-]
Elvis is a lot of things, none of which I personally stated.
User avatar #342927 to #342925 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
You said he was credited with starting rock and roll you fucking mongrel
User avatar #342932 to #342927 - thebestpieever (11/27/2014) [-]
Saying someone is credited with certain actions does not equate crediting them with those actions yourself. And he is credited with that.
User avatar #342934 to #342932 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
nobody asked you philly cheese steak
#342913 to #342907 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
all music came from cavemen you gaijan
#342908 to #342907 - crazyolitis (11/27/2014) [-]
There's plenty of American moveis, music, clothes, and stuff like that, though.
Although, the American culture is basically a lot of cultures poured together.
User avatar #342909 to #342908 - thechosentroll (11/27/2014) [-]
The t-shirt is brittish, jeans are german, pretty much all music, save for maybe blues and rap are non-american. I accept the movies, though quite a few of them have been sucking lately. Hope Jurassic World doesn't suck, though I know it will.
#342910 to #342909 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
Levi Strauss founded his company in America and was a US citizen, he was American.
User avatar #342912 to #342910 - thechosentroll (11/27/2014) [-]
I didn't know he had an actual citizenship. OK, jeans count as american. Still not a lot of culture.
#342902 to #342901 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
Our culture is actually seeping into a lot of other countries.
#342937 to #342902 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
As with pretty much every culture in the world.
User avatar #343016 to #342937 - Conquistador (11/28/2014) [-]
The US next to Japan is the largest cultural exporter. Look up on globalization.
User avatar #342898 to #342897 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
>BBQ sauce

Yes, my favourite weekend activity.
User avatar #342911 to #342896 - thechosentroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Everyone outside of North America spells it "Yoghurt".
User avatar #342914 to #342911 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Note taken
User avatar #342895 to #342893 - freedomreturns (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #342874 - lobselvith (11/27/2014) [-]
I hate what a self-absorbed douchebag Jon Davis has become.
#342885 to #342874 - cycloneclone (11/27/2014) [-]
thought you were talking about this guy for a sec
User avatar #342881 to #342875 - lobselvith (11/27/2014) [-]
The lead singer of Korn.
User avatar #342882 to #342881 - freedomreturns (11/27/2014) [-]
I just assumed he always was.
User avatar #342883 to #342882 - lobselvith (11/27/2014) [-]
Eh, he kind of was, but I guess he just wasn't as much of an asshole as he is now. I used to kind of look up to him.
User avatar #342876 to #342875 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Whoa when did you become a mod?
User avatar #342877 to #342876 - freedomreturns (11/27/2014) [-]
Today! Thanks to based EdwardNigma.
User avatar #342884 to #342877 - cycloneclone (11/27/2014) [-]
sucks for you
User avatar #342879 to #342877 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2014) [-]
That nigga never gives me shit.
User avatar #342880 to #342879 - freedomreturns (11/27/2014) [-]
Looks pretty green to me.
User avatar #342894 to #342880 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2014) [-]
This one is old. And it's the last one I had.
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