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User avatar #305169 - misticalz ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
>Facebook
"Just found out that robin Williams has passed away. ‪#‎jimanji‬ ‪#‎comedian‬ ‪#‎saddened‬"



"#JIMANJI"

FUCK
#305165 - teotrixie (08/12/2014) [-]
Happy Trixie Tuesday, everypony!
#305222 to #305165 - Womens Study Major (08/12/2014) [-]
If I could make babies with you I would
#305154 - princessren ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate how we have 5 kajillion different and the same kind of pain killers in the medicine cabinet.   
but no sleeping pills.
I hate how we have 5 kajillion different and the same kind of pain killers in the medicine cabinet.
but no sleeping pills.
User avatar #305229 to #305154 - nefarian ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Exercise and drink tea. That might help with sleeping.
#305178 to #305154 - plumpbooty (08/12/2014) [-]
>not sleeping at 8 pm and waking up at 4   
   
the pleb is evident
>not sleeping at 8 pm and waking up at 4

the pleb is evident
User avatar #305223 to #305178 - leonhardt (08/12/2014) [-]
You could say it's Plevident
User avatar #305172 to #305154 - cognosceteipsum (08/12/2014) [-]
Meditation, rocking back and forward and hot milk
User avatar #305156 to #305154 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
Pain killers will help you sleep.
#305155 to #305154 - megavoir ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
**megavoir rolls 54**
Just take all the pain killers. You'll go to sleep.
User avatar #305158 to #305155 - awesomerninjathing (08/12/2014) [-]
If we take the pills together, will you sleep with me?
#305159 to #305158 - megavoir ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #305160 to #305159 - awesomerninjathing (08/12/2014) [-]
lol holy shit stop using that gif
#305161 to #305160 - megavoir ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#305163 to #305162 - megavoir ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
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#305166 to #305164 - megavoir ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
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#305157 to #305155 - princessren ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
**princessren rolls 30**
User avatar #305145 - leonhardt (08/12/2014) [-]
>Content has girl with big boobs
>In the comments:
>"I like girls with small boobs"
Top fucking comment in 3 hours.

Every goddamn time, there's a fucking circlejerk of weebs thinking they're special for liking small boobs just like on their anime lolis! Eat a dick you fat nerds. Big tits are justice.
User avatar #305251 to #305145 - spaceturtlecadet (08/12/2014) [-]
Following closely by thumbs is "look at all of that funny"
But yeah, you're not special for liking small boobs.
#305173 to #305145 - Womens Study Major (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate how they get on tumblr for being repetitive but on that content every guy will be talking about his preference for flat chested girls anyway.
#305171 to #305145 - Womens Study Major (08/12/2014) [-]
I like my women with small tits, short hair, a deep voice, and vagina that looks like penis
I'm not gay though
User avatar #305146 to #305145 - Conquistador (08/12/2014) [-]
The fact that content reaching the front page at all just because it has tits in it is bad enough.
User avatar #305147 to #305146 - leonhardt (08/12/2014) [-]
Often times it's not even about her tits.
She's just there, and thus prompts the fucking pathetic weebs to start their circlejerk.
"hur dur i dun liek big bewbs i liek small bewbs rite guise small bewbs am teh better leik if u agreee!"
User avatar #305141 - Conquistador (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate that I'm not a woman like princesstran.
))))))))^:
#305153 to #305141 - plumpbooty (08/12/2014) [-]
ebin new face friend :^(
User avatar #305150 to #305141 - megavoir ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #305144 to #305141 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate that I'm not a hedgehog like my soul
User avatar #305130 - cycloneclone (08/12/2014) [-]
the whitest kids u' know
User avatar #305127 - wallbuilder ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate how I'm the only one who's done dishes and shopping after moving into our rental. Bitches have to do some work. Also, currently sick so I feel like fuck.
User avatar #305139 to #305127 - sugoi (08/12/2014) [-]
Gotta split the responsibilities ASAP before they think it's normal for you to do all the work.

Shit is rough man.
User avatar #305126 - roliga (08/12/2014) [-]
All these losers pretending like Robin Williams dying just truly crushed them. You'll forget about it in a week, max.
#305214 to #305126 - Womens Study Major (08/12/2014) [-]
Honestly, I liked all of the movies I've seen him in. I can't believe he's gone.
#305168 to #305126 - Womens Study Major (08/12/2014) [-]
He's the only celebrity that I personally know, and I feel beyond shit right now
User avatar #305140 to #305126 - ragingbrony (08/12/2014) [-]
Happens with all celebrities. Pretty annoying.
A famous person dying suddenly makes them really important in people's lives.
User avatar #305137 to #305126 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
I just did it for the thumbs doe. But I liked his works. Just the good ones. I like watching movies.
User avatar #305132 to #305126 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I forgot about it already and you just reminded me.
User avatar #305131 to #305126 - wallbuilder ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I've never heard him mentioned on FJ before. Says how much the site actually cares about him as a whole. Sure, what a shame, but the world is gonna' keep spinning and everyone will forget in 2 weeks or less.
User avatar #305129 to #305126 - cycloneclone (08/12/2014) [-]
b-b-but all those shitty movies he made!!!
they really touched my heart
User avatar #305117 - Conquistador (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate that I laughed too hard at the idiots on this board and the rest of this site.

It hurt my ribs and head!
User avatar #305128 to #305117 - cycloneclone (08/12/2014) [-]
Im the coolest
#305125 to #305117 - plumpbooty (08/12/2014) [-]
Now if you were master race you would have stronger ribs and head. How does it feel to be built inferior?
#305133 to #305125 - Conquistador (08/12/2014) [-]
But mongoloid bones are thicker though.
User avatar #305134 to #305133 - plumpbooty (08/12/2014) [-]
That's just because they get shitloads of calcium from the fucked up shit they eat.
User avatar #305138 to #305136 - leonhardt (08/12/2014) [-]
Yes Dawg is what they eat in asia
User avatar #305121 to #305117 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
But I'm cool, right?
User avatar #305122 to #305121 - Conquistador (08/12/2014) [-]
Hell yeah.
User avatar #305124 to #305122 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
Noice.
User avatar #305116 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/12/2014) [-]
So fucking millionaire making, actor Robin Williams dies from suicide... and I'm supposed to feel sorry. I mean this guy has and can get everything. All of the sudden he has a recent depression and offs himself. Boo hoo fuck you Robin, you are a pussy.
User avatar #305148 to #305116 - awesomerninjathing (08/12/2014) [-]
you're cool
User avatar #305123 to #305116 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
I think he's been battling with this for many years. Hence his alcoholism and drug use in his early life.
User avatar #305120 to #305116 - teoberry (08/12/2014) [-]
such edge
User avatar #305093 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
I think it's unanimous when I say "That quirky Redhead from the Wendy's commercials needs to take a long walk off a short cliff."

Still would fuck her strange, doe.
User avatar #305111 to #305093 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Her nose is horrible. I wouldn't go for a snog with her in my life.
User avatar #305114 to #305111 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
Her snog would be just as big as her pussy.
User avatar #305097 to #305093 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/12/2014) [-]
didn't they used to have a fat red head?
User avatar #305110 to #305097 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
She was the original owner's Daughter.
User avatar #305113 to #305110 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
How tragically comedic that a restaurant owner's daughter is fat.
User avatar #305118 to #305113 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
I know. But be sure to check your privilege. It's most likely her "genetics."
User avatar #305105 to #305097 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
I think the fat red head was who the restaurant was named after, and this new one is more of an attractive poster girl.
User avatar #305094 to #305093 - EdwardNigma (08/12/2014) [-]
"Fuck her strange"...?
User avatar #305095 to #305094 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
Canadian term for pussy. Teoberry knows what's good.
User avatar #305102 to #305095 - teoanon ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
only know that term because of south park
User avatar #305098 to #305095 - teoberry (08/12/2014) [-]
i have never heard that
User avatar #305101 to #305098 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I have
User avatar #305103 to #305101 - teoberry (08/12/2014) [-]
it's probably a somali term
User avatar #305106 to #305103 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
here's another somali saying for you
im going to rape you and slit your throat as cum inside you
User avatar #305112 to #305106 - teoyuppie (08/12/2014) [-]
Such a cultured people those Somali's are.
#305086 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate that I can't play video games very loudly (with headphones on) for a long time. Ear pain is bullshit.
User avatar #305100 to #305086 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Also hate that I have the worst hair of anyone that I know who isn't black.
User avatar #305087 to #305086 - EdwardNigma (08/12/2014) [-]
Get comfier headphones.
User avatar #305088 to #305087 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
My current were a gift and it's be douchy to just disregard them
User avatar #305089 to #305088 - EdwardNigma (08/12/2014) [-]
Then you're fucked!
User avatar #305090 to #305089 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
by who
User avatar #305091 to #305090 - EdwardNigma (08/12/2014) [-]
Whoever gifted you headphones.
User avatar #305142 to #305091 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't love him any more
he got drunk last night
and he hit me
User avatar #305143 to #305142 - EdwardNigma (08/12/2014) [-]
Well then fuck the headphones.
#305053 - thatonesouthernkid (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate how no matter how hard I try, even after months of training and practice, I still suck dick at my job. how fucking hard should it be to open a cash register and put money in the money holes? I feel like a fucking retard because every time my manager sees all the voided transactions I made she gives me this look that makes me die a little on the inside. why the fuck can't I do simple math and press a god damn button without screwing up? all of this and actors are dying left and right, the girl I like is dating some dude who I can't seem to measure up to, and I'm stuck in my summer home with all my friends twenty miles away throwing huge parties with drinking and poor choices without me. I can't imagine my life getting much worse unless I lost a couple of limbs and developed leukemia within the next couple weeks.
I hate how no matter how hard I try, even after months of training and practice, I still suck dick at my job. how fucking hard should it be to open a cash register and put money in the money holes? I feel like a fucking retard because every time my manager sees all the voided transactions I made she gives me this look that makes me die a little on the inside. why the fuck can't I do simple math and press a god damn button without screwing up? all of this and actors are dying left and right, the girl I like is dating some dude who I can't seem to measure up to, and I'm stuck in my summer home with all my friends twenty miles away throwing huge parties with drinking and poor choices without me. I can't imagine my life getting much worse unless I lost a couple of limbs and developed leukemia within the next couple weeks.
#305048 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
So there's going to be a better call saul spinoff from BB? wut
User avatar #305058 to #305048 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Wasn't this announced before Breaking Bad ended
User avatar #305030 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/12/2014) [-]
I hate when someone gives you a backwards compliment then gets mad at you for getting mad about it.... a friend of mine always calls me fat and ugly and says any guys that like me have a "fat fetish" and are extremely disturbed and have mental issues worse than a pedophile. I'm not even that fat either... jesus.
User avatar #305032 to #305030 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
How the fuck is that even a backwards compliment? That's just an insult.
User avatar #305033 to #305032 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/12/2014) [-]
"you're such a nice girl, if you would lose some weight and wear more make up you'd be perfect"

shit like that. And he insists he's doing me a favor.
User avatar #305038 to #305033 - finblob ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
kick him in the nards
#305029 - chaosfanatic (08/12/2014) [-]
The FP is going to be filled with Robin William posts now that he's dead. I hope they don't turn him into another Vernon Dursley.
#305056 to #305029 - jettom (08/12/2014) [-]
Vernon Dursleys' thing was actually funny, though. It was a good way to honor his memory, for this site.

It'll probably be like when any other celebrity dies that doesn't have a meme. A few posts, some webm's about his comedy, comments saying "I miss this man" or "RIP" Some pics ripped off from his funny shit and gifs.

User avatar #305063 to #305056 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
That "No posts on Sunday" shit had to be the stupidest thing to happen on this site.
User avatar #305066 to #305063 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Nope. It was one day. Bendingtime posts did what No Post On Sundays did for several days. It was like a frame by frame analysis of each episode.
User avatar #305067 to #305066 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
One day when the whole front page was some ugly motherfucker's face.
Bendingtime was shit, don't get me wrong, but at least it tried.
User avatar #305068 to #305067 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
One day.

I'm smelling bendingfag bias
User avatar #305069 to #305068 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
And in one day they managed to be super shitty. Quite the feat.

"You disagree with me so you must be bias." Ok.
User avatar #305071 to #305069 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT ENJOY THE SHOWS RELATED TO THE CHANNEL
User avatar #305075 to #305073 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
You smell that?
It's smells like smoke.
Burning pants.
Are your pants on fire?
User avatar #305076 to #305075 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
Mhm. I do like TLA, and Korra to a lesser extent.
But I've only recently started watching the show. I hated bendingtime as much as the next person when Amon theories covered the entire frontpage. No posts on Sunday was still shittier.
User avatar #305081 to #305076 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
How dare you lie about what you like on my board
User avatar #305082 to #305081 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
Could be worse. I could like Sonic.
User avatar #305083 to #305082 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Yes, liking Sonic instead of loving him like the rest of us would be worse.
User avatar #305064 to #305063 - jettom (08/12/2014) [-]
Not the items board?
User avatar #305065 to #305064 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
At least the items board is confined, but yeah good point.
#305070 to #305065 - jettom (08/12/2014) [-]
The items board heralded the end of the popularity found on the boards.
The brony board was split apart and thus came friendly, SFW random (like what the fuck, addy?) ponyville and god knows how many other mini communites of circlejerking bronies. Because addy decided to introduce the items board there first.
Then people who just decided to leave the brony community altogether because of it began to flood the other boards, bringing their cancer with them everywhere. NSFW random will NEVER be the same.

It is confined now, but its creation set off a nuclear bomb.
User avatar #305072 to #305070 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
You don't need to lecture me about that. I frequented the brony board when items were introduced and I remember the split. And for that matter, Ponyville existed long before the items were a thing.
But I do see where you're coming from.
#305074 to #305072 - jettom (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I didn't frequent the brony board back then. I was on the random board though.. jesus christ it was horrible. Then addy made the items be available on our board as well..
then blastizard deflected..
User avatar #305285 to #305074 - blastizard ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I have a tendency to deflect things
User avatar #305077 to #305074 - dumerveil (08/12/2014) [-]
I actually liked the items at first. I never really played the game, but I remember laughing at the "9gag army member".
#305080 to #305077 - jettom (08/12/2014) [-]
I will admit to laughing my ass off at seeing the brony community being torn to pieces.
#305057 to #305056 - nefarian ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Funny the first time, but got a bit annoying after the 20th
#305060 to #305057 - jettom (08/12/2014) [-]
The whole thing was that there'd be nothing but Vernon Dursley saying "No post on sundays" that day. I think it's one of the most hilarious things that has happened on FunnyJunk. Way better than bandwagons.
#305061 to #305060 - nefarian ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Posting ''No post on sundays'' WAS posting on a sunday.
Posting ''No post on sundays'' WAS posting on a sunday.
#305062 to #305061 - jettom (08/12/2014) [-]
Contradictions are fun.
User avatar #305050 to #305029 - princessren ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I mean...it's a humor site
as long as the content is from one of his many funny moments I don't see an issue with the site remembering him that way
#305054 to #305050 - chaosfanatic (08/12/2014) [-]
Nigger, did you read my post? Vernon wasn't remembered by funny posts, they made a cancerous gimmick and raped it to death. Qouting him is alright at best but that's not what I'm worried about. It's making some crappy joke up and spamming it until I nearly hate the guy.
User avatar #305043 to #305029 - rokkarokkaali (08/12/2014) [-]
Vernon who
User avatar #305047 to #305043 - chaosfanatic (08/12/2014) [-]
That guy from the "No posts on Sunday?" He died and FJ spammed that same fucking post until it was the only thing on the site?
User avatar #305049 to #305047 - rokkarokkaali (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought that was the guy who played that dad that said vegans eat his food's food.
User avatar #305040 to #305029 - finblob ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
"No cross-dressing old women on Wednesdays"
User avatar #305027 - cognosceteipsum (08/12/2014) [-]
This board is resonating very well with positive vibes. Sure, he is gone, but lets honour his life. He achieved a lot with his life and let us ourselves also achieve a lot and watch tv a little less.
User avatar #305031 to #305027 - EdwardNigma (08/12/2014) [-]
>Everyone sad about Robin Williams being dead
>POSITIVE VIBES
User avatar #305036 to #305031 - cognosceteipsum (08/12/2014) [-]
The mourning itself is positive. We show regards to a person who has passed away. But the occurrence is negative.
#305016 - furiousmarshmellow (08/12/2014) [-]
"Cunt is the worst word in the history of humanity."

Oh, so I can go around saying nigger, then?
User avatar #305046 to #305016 - thatonesouthernkid (08/12/2014) [-]
i vote we say both words as much as we want.
#305044 to #305016 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty retarded logic you got there.
That like, "Mao was the cruelest dictator ever." "Oh so that means Hitler wasn't a bad guy?"
User avatar #305079 to #305044 - furiousmarshmellow (08/12/2014) [-]
Cunt refers to a woman. Nigger refers to a black person.

You can't call a good woman a cunt, but you can call a bad woman a cunt.

Never will it ever be safe to call a black person, good OR bad, a nigger.
User avatar #305028 to #305016 - majormayor ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
NIGGER CUNTS
User avatar #305022 to #305016 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
It's such a great word, though.
User avatar #305021 to #305016 - volero ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I never understood why it was so offensive either.
#305017 to #305016 - EdwardNigma (08/12/2014) [-]
THIS JUST IN: Australia confirmed for being "Worse than Nazi Germany."
User avatar #304996 - finblob ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I ate shortbread and then I switched to eating chocolate biscuits and it's just not good enough
User avatar #305018 to #304996 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
shortbread sucks
User avatar #305019 to #305018 - finblob ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
YOU SUCK
DICK
User avatar #305000 to #304996 - finblob ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Also now I need to avoid Facebook for about a week because of Robin Williams.
God damn it.
User avatar #305035 to #305000 - rokkarokkaali (08/12/2014) [-]
i dont even know who he is
User avatar #305037 to #305035 - finblob ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I thought he was Robbie Williams
User avatar #305041 to #305037 - rokkarokkaali (08/12/2014) [-]
The only celebrities I know are porn stars.
User avatar #305042 to #305041 - finblob ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Colby Keller is the only one I know/recognise.
#304994 - Womens Study Major (08/12/2014) [-]
I know you're probably tired of this already.

But I'm already dreading the preachy posts about everyone caring about Robin Williams death and not people in Africa, a soldier killed in action, or a murdered child/minority.
User avatar #305024 to #304994 - cognosceteipsum (08/12/2014) [-]
You know, what have THEY done in order to help Africa or soldiers?
User avatar #305014 to #304994 - fargfive ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Those people weren't funny. Fuck 'em.
User avatar #304999 to #304994 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm looking forward to people reposting that great Ultimate Warrior quote.
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