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User avatar #303529 - leonhardt (08/08/2014) [-]
>Express distaste for an overused, unfunny joke
>"You must be what we're joking about and you're butthurt is why you don't find it funny!!!!"
User avatar #303531 to #303529 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Found the vegan tumblr feminist
#303528 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
we have waffles and no maple syrup   
sorry, I don't think you got that   
we have WAFFLES and NO MAPLE SYRUP   
WAFFLES   
NO MAPLE SYRUP   
   
NO   
MAPLE   
SYRUP   
   
 no, but this is a mild inconvenience
we have waffles and no maple syrup
sorry, I don't think you got that
we have WAFFLES and NO MAPLE SYRUP
WAFFLES
NO MAPLE SYRUP

NO
MAPLE
SYRUP

no, but this is a mild inconvenience
User avatar #303602 to #303528 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I used to just put butter on them when I was younger.
User avatar #303593 to #303528 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
Will you hurry up and starve to death already?
User avatar #303551 to #303528 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
Who cares, maple syrup sucks anyways.
User avatar #303579 to #303578 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
You read what I typed.
#303581 to #303580 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
Finally being noticed. Granted, it's in a negative way, but oh well.
User avatar #303547 to #303528 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
How much do you weigh, by the way? Just curious.
User avatar #303533 to #303528 - rokkarokkaali (08/08/2014) [-]
Shove the waffle up your peachy little ass for a taste of your own jam
User avatar #303530 to #303528 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Try using jam
User avatar #303526 - Conquistador (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate all those summerfags spamming that Russian Jap mixed whore everywhere.
#303557 to #303526 - Womens Study Major (08/08/2014) [-]
It's edited anyway, or circle lenses+ make up. Either way those aren't her eyes.
User avatar #303542 to #303541 - crazyolitis (08/08/2014) [-]
First time I see her.
User avatar #303588 to #303542 - hauntzor (08/08/2014) [-]
Same.
#303538 to #303526 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
How dare you slander mai waifu!
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User avatar #303522 - shibe (08/08/2014) [-]
i just saw a gif of someone taking a shiba inu and hanging it, and someone tried to make it funny with the stupid "wow, plz no, such asphyxiation" text.

i was getting excited for today and now i'm mad, god fucking dammit i hate anybody who harms animals
User avatar #303595 to #303522 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
Can I see that gif? DEATH TO THE DOGE!
User avatar #303977 to #303595 - rokkarokkaali (08/09/2014) [-]
imgur.com/r/all/5tg3ecE
gotta admit, it's pretty funny
User avatar #303534 to #303522 - rokkarokkaali (08/08/2014) [-]
that was pretty funny tho
User avatar #303516 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Something+I+made+the+other+day/funny-pictures/5248691/

I don't hate it because of the content, but because of the fucking comments. That spherical bullshit is getting got annoying.
User avatar #303505 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It's twelve AM on a tuesday and I'm planning my work day and the week after. My fucking god, what have I become? I could be wasting my life doing something fun, but instead I'm wasting my life being responsible.
User avatar #303510 to #303505 - hotpost (08/08/2014) [-]
you're a dickhead
User avatar #303508 to #303505 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
And it's actually Thursday. Apparently I've gone senile as well.
User avatar #303511 to #303508 - hotpost (08/08/2014) [-]
it's Friday
User avatar #303512 to #303511 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Not on the land of the free. Well, technically even here it is, but not practically.
#303472 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate how 90% of people here hate winter, when it's obviously the best time of the year.
mfw i'm enjoying the snow and cold while you are shivering inside being miserable
#303598 to #303472 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
I wear a t-shirt when it's snowing, just because I like how the cold feels. This is how much I fucking love winter. Summer can go die in a fire. Spring and autumn are fine.
User avatar #303553 to #303472 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I sure love wet snow season
User avatar #303575 to #303553 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
Dry snow and cold as possible is my favorite.
don't like wet snow because that means it's getting warm again, and skiing in wet, thick snow and 40-50 F weather is annoying as fuck
User avatar #303576 to #303575 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It's a warmer winter here and colder summer. Autumn all year long is great.
#303514 to #303472 - squalllionhart (08/08/2014) [-]
winter is second best imo
User avatar #303515 to #303514 - plumpbooty (08/08/2014) [-]
Swap spring and autumn and that's me.
User avatar #303509 to #303472 - jadewest (08/08/2014) [-]
tfw it doesn't snow here
tfw summer master race
User avatar #303513 to #303509 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Nigger, 9 months of of the year, and still during the day in winter, it is fucking hot.
I love the sweet respite from the heat that winter brings.
User avatar #303517 to #303513 - jadewest (08/08/2014) [-]
i swear m8 I'll get abbott on you
User avatar #303518 to #303517 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Well excuse the fuck out of me for liking something a little different for a while.
Because the heat is slowly returning, and I am fucking depressed about it. Winter goes by too fast.
User avatar #303519 to #303518 - jadewest (08/08/2014) [-]
you are excused
idunno man, it actually seems to have been getting colder where I am
User avatar #303520 to #303519 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Maybe it is just my bedroom or something, but still.
HEAT.
User avatar #303506 to #303472 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't like being cold and wet, though.
#303504 to #303472 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I just love the Christmas shit, honestly
I know I always get the "Ha fag" card pulled on me, but I don't care, its the mothafukin "most magical time of the year" for a reason nigga
User avatar #303500 to #303472 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Autumn master race. Winter is second best.
User avatar #303501 to #303500 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
i'll only love autumn on the rare occasion that snow overlaps it
it's that time of year where it's starting to get cold, but is not the coldest
User avatar #303502 to #303501 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Do you drive?
User avatar #303503 to #303502 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah
call me crazy, but that's another thing I love about it
#303474 to #303472 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
it's summer in the superior part of the world, faggot
#303480 to #303474 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
it's summer where I am too, i'm just getting hyp for winter
#303483 to #303480 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
well....now I just look like an ass
well....now I just look like an ass
User avatar #303431 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
so many unused boards on FJ
User avatar #303451 to #303431 - majormayor (08/08/2014) [-]
Underused?
User avatar #303454 to #303451 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
you know, like Pokemon, Social, and that new Paranormal board was a failure
User avatar #303459 to #303454 - majormayor (08/08/2014) [-]
I thought Pokemon became brony board 2.0.
User avatar #303460 to #303459 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
thats even worse than dead
User avatar #303462 to #303460 - majormayor (08/08/2014) [-]
This place seems to still be heading in that direction (thechosentroll was right). I may as well try to stay off of this board again for a while.
User avatar #303463 to #303462 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
this place isnt nearly as cringey though, and i rather like the community
User avatar #303464 to #303463 - majormayor (08/08/2014) [-]
It's getting boring and it's still full of junk.
User avatar #303465 to #303464 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
yeah thats a valid argument, but regardless i still like it here
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User avatar #303406 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I was on omegle and got 3 girls in a row, what is this gay shit.
User avatar #303447 to #303406 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
I've gotten so many bitches naked on omegle that I'm starting to get bored of seeing boobs lol
User avatar #303468 to #303447 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know how guys think sending dick pics will make me horny. Especially when they have ugly dicks
User avatar #303469 to #303468 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
the difference between them and me is that I know I have a nice dick
User avatar #303475 to #303469 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
proof?
User avatar #303476 to #303475 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MATTEO
User avatar #303471 to #303469 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I saw a short fat one that looked greasy no matter what angle he showed it and it also had little bumps around the base
User avatar #303473 to #303471 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
yeah, most dicks on omegle are like that
I've taken to just picturing them as being Danny Devito and it's funny

that's why girls like when I come along ;)))))))))))))
User avatar #303478 to #303473 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
it seems like you're a bit cocky
User avatar #303479 to #303478 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
god damn that made me giggle
User avatar #303481 to #303479 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
lol I'm not even sorry
User avatar #303482 to #303481 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
neither am I ;)

girls' reactions are hilarious though, I'm like "eyy wanna see a huge cock?" and they say sure while giggling like "I bet it's small" (not knowing that I can hear their mic)

then I take it out and their jaw drops and goddamn it's so sexy
User avatar #303486 to #303482 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
tfw ill never experience that

;-;

man in on a roll today
User avatar #303484 to #303482 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
well damn, it is always nice to see an alpha dick among omegas.
User avatar #303485 to #303484 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
omg like totes ikr?
wanna see it then?
User avatar #303491 to #303485 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
we've had this convo before but I was an anon XD
User avatar #303492 to #303491 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
ahahhahahahahahahhahaha oh my god on advice board?
User avatar #303493 to #303492 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
YES and teo was like "oh he can but I can't" fuckin deha vu XD
User avatar #303494 to #303493 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
oh my gooooooood
teoberry you faggot lmao
User avatar #303497 to #303494 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
if you reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to show it tho wtf not
User avatar #303652 to #303497 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
that bastard
User avatar #303655 to #303652 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
sorry brosive. Maybe nexttime you can interrcept the D
User avatar #303624 to #303497 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
if you don't give me the pic, im gonna hunt you down
User avatar #303648 to #303624 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
It was on snapchat so I don't have it anymore.
User avatar #303649 to #303648 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
he actually sent it?
User avatar #303650 to #303649 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
he sent a couple.
User avatar #303499 to #303497 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
bae ;)
do you have snapchat
User avatar #303495 to #303494 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
kek

i still wannt see
User avatar #303496 to #303495 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD SHUT UP
User avatar #303498 to #303496 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
i will

if you show me

your penis
User avatar #303487 to #303485 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
oh wow, he can but i cant?
User avatar #303490 to #303488 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god i get it now

youre trying to wheel hopon

theo you sly bastard
User avatar #303489 to #303488 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
doesn't matter. i wanna see
User avatar #303453 to #303449 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm kidding how can I get tired of boobs lol
User avatar #303456 to #303453 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
my dicks
User avatar #303466 to #303457 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
hey look

it worked
User avatar #303470 to #303467 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
o-okay ;)))))))))
User avatar #303458 to #303457 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
ill shut you up

with my dick
User avatar #303455 to #303453 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
maybe you should switch to dicks
User avatar #303407 to #303406 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
>Hi
>Hello
>M or F
>M

Stranger has disconnected
User avatar #303408 to #303407 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
in my experience if they start off with "hi" or "hey" and the hey has an explanation point it's most likely a girl. If hey with explanation point it could also be a weird desperate guy.
User avatar #303412 to #303408 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Huh. That is the weirdest, coolest bit of pattern recognition I've heard in a while. I don't know why, but whenever I end up having long winded conversations of omegle, it always turns out to be a girl. God knows why.
User avatar #303418 to #303412 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
the funniest conversations i've had is by putting "Horny" into interests and then messing with people
User avatar #303415 to #303412 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
cause girls don't start the convo by telling you their dick size? lol
User avatar #303419 to #303415 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
... They, they don't? Well, shit, then they might not be girls.
User avatar #303421 to #303419 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
you like your girls to have dicks?
User avatar #303423 to #303421 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
No, I like my big burly men with vaginas. But I don't go about picking them up on Omegle.
User avatar #303426 to #303423 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
there's a male porn star with a vagina, sometimes he fucks trannys and it just blows my fuckin mind. What a time to be alive.
User avatar #303433 to #303426 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It's actually a girl who became a man, if I remember right. F-M trans who didn't change their genitals.
#303446 to #303433 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
That's what I thought.
#303450 to #303446 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#303428 to #303426 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope you don't expect me to take only your word for it.
Actually, yes, I'm quite happy taking your word for it.
User avatar #303430 to #303428 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
in case you get curious ever his name is buck angel.
User avatar #303409 to #303408 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
ive gotten a few girls Kiks but they always end up being like 3/10
User avatar #303410 to #303409 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I end up getting the kiks of a lot of indian guys
User avatar #303411 to #303410 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
hahaha, i actually am great friends with an indian guy that always goes on omegle
User avatar #303413 to #303411 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
no no no these ones barely speak english and are from India and funny enough, amost 100% of the time are computer programmers lol. I wish I was lying. And they try to marry you after talking for 2 minutes lol.
User avatar #303414 to #303413 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
what?? hahahaha
User avatar #303416 to #303414 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
this has happened at least 8 times for me, It's not funny . It's a serious epidemic
User avatar #303417 to #303416 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
lots of indian guys in tech support hahaha
but what about this marrying thing?
User avatar #303420 to #303417 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
so they see my picture and go " oh my gracious. you are the most beautiful american woman I ever see. do me the honors to bear my children, your womb must carry my seed" some weird shit like that. And I can only imagine it in a thick indian accent lol. I'm terrible I know.

sometimes when I'm super bored I pretend to be a 12 yr old girls and guys still try to fuck me... one said he'd be my boyfriend but he likes to fuck first before he dates cause it "seals the deal" then he said he likes his girlfriend to fuck other guys so he can eat the creampies after. I was extremely horrified.
User avatar #303422 to #303420 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
haha must carry my seed what a bunch of weirdos
and the creampie thing is just disgusting
User avatar #303424 to #303422 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
yea I should have saved it and sent it to a cringe comp lol.
User avatar #303425 to #303424 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
you totally should have.
next time i guess
User avatar #303441 to #303438 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
you should try it though, major fun.
User avatar #303442 to #303441 - badmotorfinger (08/08/2014) [-]
i probably will
User avatar #303445 to #303442 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
do you have a kik we can talk on? im bored af
User avatar #303427 to #303425 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/08/2014) [-]
the guy was 19 btw, just nasty. Nasty.
#303395 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate how the only sport I actually like watching and participating in can only be done in the winter.   
Now I'm getting fucking hyp for it, but I know winter isn't even close.
I hate how the only sport I actually like watching and participating in can only be done in the winter.
Now I'm getting fucking hyp for it, but I know winter isn't even close.
User avatar #303399 to #303395 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
Also because of where I live (PA), nowadays, we have to be really lucky to get a good winter. Last year was a blessing.
User avatar #303397 to #303395 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Nigger, we're one station away from winter.
User avatar #303400 to #303397 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
station?
User avatar #303403 to #303400 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Huh. Forgot to turn off the Spanish, how weird, it's usually the other way around. I meant season.
User avatar #303404 to #303403 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
yeah that's what I thought.
anyway, it's 5 fucking months
User avatar #303434 to #303404 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
>tfw only 3 till winter
User avatar #303436 to #303434 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
google's telling me it starts on December 21st this year
User avatar #303437 to #303436 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
Even if there's a nice layer of fresh pow, you couldn't go skiing because it's not winter yet? I meant first snowfall
User avatar #303439 to #303437 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
nah, we usually start in January and end in sometimes as late as May, which we did last year.
I'm fucking praying the winter will be like last year
User avatar #303440 to #303439 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
im fucking praying winter stops
User avatar #303443 to #303440 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
fuck you
winter is easily the best season
in fact, I wish I was in Chicago last year to witness the shit that went on
User avatar #303627 to #303443 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
When it starts in October and ends in May, it's not.
User avatar #303637 to #303627 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
but it is
long winters are great
User avatar #303638 to #303637 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
spend a year in calgary and youll be taking that back
#303641 to #303638 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
>canadian winter
I wish.
what's it like?
User avatar #303642 to #303641 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
around -30
massive windchill
really wet
a lil bit of snow
User avatar #303643 to #303642 - conquistafag (08/08/2014) [-]
you're right, I would hate that
where in Canada is it:
around -15 (as a result of windchill)
dry
fuckton of snow
User avatar #303644 to #303643 - teoberry (08/08/2014) [-]
no idea. the only places to ski are in bc, alberta, and quebec.
#303393 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
When people who do drugs and everyone knows they do drugs wear anti-drug shirts like with the word drugs inside a no symbol, or D.A.R.E. shirts
I guess it's suppose to be ironic....but it just seems stupid to me
User avatar #303524 to #303393 - nimba (08/08/2014) [-]
so people can't wear billabong shirts unless they surf, can't wear vans unless they skate, can't wear sports brands unless they are doing sports, can't wear polo unless the yplay polo?
User avatar #303525 to #303524 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
I feel like it's kinda a different situation
but if you want to use that loose logic, ok
User avatar #303396 to #303393 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Makes sense to me. I fucking love pumping my lungs full of chemicals and smoke, I'm all for nobody but me doing such a stupid thing to their bodies.
#303402 to #303396 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
you didn't post mascot   
your post is invalid   
I disregard it :^)
you didn't post mascot
your post is invalid
I disregard it :^)
#303405 to #303402 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
'Cause I didn't feel like being faggier in this post. You can't do that.
'Cause I didn't feel like being faggier in this post. You can't do that.
User avatar #303375 - Totaler (08/08/2014) [-]
If my parents offered to buy me a car, I'd be their servant. I'd take great note of everything they said to me, and help them with anything despite hesitation.

Your father and step-mom offered you a car, and full-time, charge-free residence while you attended college. And you shit on them.

You're still just a kid, but boy did you ever fuck up. You were making progress, you had a job, you had two families that loved you, you had a loving girlfriend, and God knows what else. You were overcoming the odds that were stacked ever so heavily against you throughout your development. And how did you celebrate?

By getting drunk and running around breaking into cars at four in the morning. When the cops came you ran, but evidently not fast enough, because your court appearance is August 25th. You're sixteen, and you have a court appearance. Are you proud? When most kids are sixteen they have a date with a pretty girl, you have a date with a judge and jury.

So when faced with this, did it maybe put some of the sense back in your head that rather clearly fell out? No. You threatened your mother, screamed at your step-mom calling her every word under the sun, ignored your father, and completely abandoned your entire fucking family. Your girlfriend left you, fuck I'd leave you too. But you have "friends". Yeah, fucking great friends you have, gave the police all your information as soon as they rolled up. Your buddies sure do have your back no matter what, huh?

So you're crashing on some punk's couch because you're not welcome at either house you live in, or anywhere else you could possibly stay. Honestly, this is right where I expected you to be. I was so massively proud of you, and now you're just a goddamn joke.

TBC.
User avatar #303387 to #303375 - Totaler (08/08/2014) [-]
You act like your family is interfering with how cool you look to your buddies. Well maybe those fucking shithead buddies of yours are interfering with your ass not ending up being spread over some big black man's cock in prison. You think you're fucking tough, but when you inevitably end up in the prison system, that's gonna last until the instant you walk in the door.

There isn't any pussy in prison, kid. So they take the next best thing, which is the little pussies that walk in thinking they'll own the fucking joint and then get a call to reality when their farts quit making noise.

You're like my little brother, you always have been. We used to play with Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and dinky cars together, baseball, soccer, hockey, man every time I looked back you were right fucking there. And now I'm attending university, and you goddamn well better attend your court date. Or I'm driving down there and fucking dragging you there.

I'd hoped that maybe I'd left a good influence on you, I guess you washed and puffed it all away huh? Well congrats, you lived the life. Your sister wants to burn everything of yours in their house because she's so angry with you. Good job there, this is a beautiful example you're setting for the three little kids who call you their big brother.

Breaking into cars and calling their parents assholes. Man, that three year old who doesn't understand why mommy is so upset must aspire to be just like his big brother. He must want nothing more then to be like one of the most prominent male figures in his life. But I ain't gonna fucking let him. Because just like you were, he's my little brother. And I'll be damned if I'm fucking up twice.

Even after bailing her your drunk ass out at four in the morning, you threaten and scream at your mother. Good job, shitstain.

TBC.
User avatar #303388 to #303387 - Totaler (08/08/2014) [-]
What do you think will happen? The court will go "Well he has a cool hat so clearly he's innocent."? And your parents will all just forget what happened?

Because I'm pretty damn sure that ain't what's gonna happen, I'm thinking more like, you wind up in a juvenile detention centre, and then a real prison after you become an adult.

Man, I became an adult in my fucking house, probably in this fucking chair, staring at this computer. You're gonna become one probably passed out on some punk bitch's couch, or in a bed in a prison cell. More likely the latter. Holy shit, how fucking exciting! When I could legally drink I was sipping beer, eating pizza in my dorm room, you'll be laying on a cot crying about how you fucked up! Wow! So fucking awesome, right!?

Because, that's what you always do. You fuck up, and then cry like a bitch and beg forgiveness, get it, and then repeat. It works with your parents, because they love you. That's not how it works in the criminal justice system, you can cry all you want, but it won't fucking change much, except make you look like a pussy in court. And no, that won't get you put in an all-women's facility. And even if it did they could still kick your ass by looking at you.

Grow the fuck up kid, accept the consequences of your dumbass fucking behaviour, and maybe get your shit straighten out. Because sure, you may look cool do your dickheaded buddies, put you look like a pathetic piece of shit to the rest of the world.
User avatar #303532 to #303388 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Context?
User avatar #303767 to #303532 - Totaler (08/09/2014) [-]
The step-son of a family very close to mine, who I was very close with when we were younger got arrested for breaking into cars while intoxicated.
User avatar #303370 - oceanfrank ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I had absolutely no idea where to put this series of videos but if you can watch all 14 segments (7 hours.... Yeah I know) it's completely worth every minute

Backstory: The man on camera is a SCII streaming celeb known as Destiny who is talking to a now permabanned league of legends player XJ9. XJ9 has gained internet wide infamy by posting nudes of girlfriend on his facebook page for the sole purpose that she played a character that XJ9 despises on league of legends. Destiny's entire convo with him is to get him to realize that he is a narcissistic aspie psychopath who can never justify his actions and his "goal" was to get him to realize how bad and stupid his actions were. XJ9's responses are what make the video. 10/10 would show to a Psych 101 class. Icing on the cake is XJ9's a major brony

TL;DR Watch this dude talk to a psycho narcissistic aspie brony kid who in turn gives some of the stupidest and insane responses. 7 hours long, beware but have a great laugh or shock

A Journey Into the Mind of XJ9 (Part 1/14)
#303401 to #303370 - Womens Study Major (08/08/2014) [-]
...

I was thinking, at first, that she played Teemo or something. Apparently his behavior isn't even justified in the twisted mind of a consistent League player.
User avatar #303383 to #303370 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh shit I knew it was XJ9. This guys pretty famous in the league community for being the worst of the worst.
User avatar #303386 to #303383 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
And you literally said that in your second paragraph.
Sorry.
User avatar #303381 to #303370 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit, dude.

I mean, this is awful, but the fact he actually was that shitty of a person is kind of hilarious. It's a good thing Destiny is talking to him the way he is, because that fucker is dumb.
User avatar #303382 to #303381 - oceanfrank ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
he was going to play league of legend professionally at one point and he dropped out of high school to pursue that but he got permabanned almost the exact same time he and his team went pro.
User avatar #303385 to #303382 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh super duper godlike.
User avatar #303369 - teoyuppie (08/08/2014) [-]
Special Poetry Slam - Life In Drag
Ay yo Ren, just saw your little cameo on SPS. Get your shit together bruh.
#303371 to #303369 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
implying I would ever have the confidence to do something like a poetry slam
implying I would ever have the confidence to do something like a poetry slam
#303374 to #303371 - princessren (08/08/2014) [-]
you guys will pretty much thumb down anything wont you
User avatar #303398 to #303374 - bladeboy (08/08/2014) [-]
Because you're a fucking faggot
User avatar #303379 to #303374 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
If you want green thumbs you should shitpost. It works for everyone else
User avatar #303372 to #303371 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Dude, no joke. I have the confidence to go out and play and sing shirtless in front of 200~ people but a poetry thingy I did once at a bar filled with 30 people had me trembling in my spot.
User avatar #303376 to #303372 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
Probably because you can't write for shit :^)
#303377 to #303376 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I write the lyrics to the songs I sing, so if it were for that I wouldn't have the confidence to sing. Guh, you suck at this you dummy.
I write the lyrics to the songs I sing, so if it were for that I wouldn't have the confidence to sing. Guh, you suck at this you dummy.
User avatar #303389 to #303377 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
tfw almost skipped over reading your comments because I thought it was just some random weeb at first
#303394 to #303389 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
As opposed to a random not-weeb?
User avatar #303523 to #303394 - Conquistador (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh great... another mascorfag.
#303560 to #303523 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to actually do it but if it bothers people I just might.
User avatar #303390 to #303389 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
A random weeb's comments would be more worthwhile.
User avatar #303378 to #303377 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
Do you honestly think the lyrics in the song are as important as the words in a poem?
#303384 to #303378 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
To the audience probably not, but the creator doesn't look at his work for what people will see but for what he wants to see. If you create something and just go "eh, fuck it nobody cares about this bit anyway" then I think that's a very sorry state to create your art, whatever it may be.
To the audience probably not, but the creator doesn't look at his work for what people will see but for what he wants to see. If you create something and just go "eh, fuck it nobody cares about this bit anyway" then I think that's a very sorry state to create your art, whatever it may be.
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#303365 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate how I have to have some games just so textures work for maps in Garry's Mod. And I'm not going to shell out $15 for a game I most likely won't like just so I can get textures working.
I hate how I have to have some games just so textures work for maps in Garry's Mod. And I'm not going to shell out $15 for a game I most likely won't like just so I can get textures working.
#303392 to #303365 - epicscorpion (08/08/2014) [-]
I heard there are texture packs online that have a bunch of Valve textures for Garry's mod.
User avatar #303571 to #303392 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
But they aren't on workshop, so I'm too lazy and too afraid to download them.
User avatar #303355 - geothermal ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
>link to video of 20 children being executed via firing squad
>+3 thumbs
>link to video of dog set on fire
>-3 thumbs
User avatar #303448 to #303355 - awesomerninjathing (08/08/2014) [-]
>posting that shit on funnyjunk in the first place

retard
#303367 to #303355 - Womens Study Major (08/08/2014) [-]
dogs > children
prove me wrong pro tip: you can't
#303327 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
The urge to mascotfag and shitpost has never been so high.
#303362 to #303327 - lobselvith (08/08/2014) [-]
Calling it now.
#303358 to #303327 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
**nefarian rolled image** Let's say this is mine
User avatar #303359 to #303358 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I may borrow some pictures from you, alexanderburns
User avatar #303361 to #303359 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
dont mention me
User avatar #303363 to #303361 - nefarian ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Make me
User avatar #303364 to #303363 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I will. One day, when you least suspect it, I'll see to it that you never mention me again.
#303357 to #303327 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Alright. I'm tired of this shit. Going to save these things for when I feel like being a bigger faggot than usual, though.
Alright. I'm tired of this shit. Going to save these things for when I feel like being a bigger faggot than usual, though.
#303339 to #303327 - megavoir (08/08/2014) [-]
Who even is that
User avatar #303356 to #303339 - jettom (08/08/2014) [-]
Platinum the whatever from some video game.
#303343 to #303339 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
You're all such a bunch of casuals.
#303335 to #303327 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
My mascot is
User avatar #303345 to #303335 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
only acceptable mascot
#303334 to #303327 - volero ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
>Not Litchi
You serious, son?
#303338 to #303334 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Wrong opinion spotted.
#303340 to #303338 - volero ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
EVO 2014 comeback champ was a Litchi player.
Get on her level.
#303347 to #303340 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna look good while you play an anime fighter then you're just doing it wrong.
If you're not gonna look good while you play an anime fighter then you're just doing it wrong.
#303349 to #303347 - volero ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Litchi has curves and breats for days though.
#303354 to #303349 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Lewd. I prefer the cute girls. And even from the sexualised selection Kokonoe is best girl, Litchi is for casuals.
User avatar #303332 to #303327 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
what the fuck is that
#303336 to #303332 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
The best fighting game character of the last 10 years. They nerfed her a bit in the last game, but they've gotta fix that shit because Kokonoe is broken as shit.
User avatar #303342 to #303336 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
She's just a little girl though.
#303350 to #303342 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
She's technically a little girl, a little boy and a woman.
She's technically a little girl, a little boy and a woman.
User avatar #303351 to #303350 - dumerveil (08/08/2014) [-]
but how can she be all 3
#303353 to #303351 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I dunno, 'cause she's cute I guess. The story lost me halfway through, like all fighting game stories.
I dunno, 'cause she's cute I guess. The story lost me halfway through, like all fighting game stories.
User avatar #303337 to #303336 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
That clearly is not Sonic as seen in SSBB
#303329 to #303327 - joshuaww ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#303328 to #303327 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
do it
It feels so good
#303330 to #303328 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Your version of it is still 9gay47 me, though.
Your version of it is still 9gay47 me, though.
User avatar #303348 to #303330 - thechosentroll (08/08/2014) [-]
Motherfucker, the fuck are you doing? The formula is:

(n)gay(n+2)me. You can't go 9gay47me. It should be 9gay11me.
#303352 to #303348 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
See, I thought it was (n)x(n2)me. But Platinum is 2cool9school.
#303331 to #303330 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It's not gay if it's just faces
User avatar #303318 - subtard ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I hate how many TV shows incorporate twitter for new episodes and have live popup tweets and hashtags and such
I'm the only one who still watches new episodes of tv live aren't I
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