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User avatar #359939 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
can anyone recommend a brand of tea that actually tastes like tea? Lipton only colours the water, it adds no taste whatsoever
User avatar #359964 to #359939 - nimba (01/18/2015) [-]
If you want something with flavour try coffee
User avatar #359965 to #359964 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
coffee is bitter
User avatar #359967 to #359965 - nimba (01/18/2015) [-]
It's only bitter if you make it like a retard. You've drank it after sitting too long in a french press or from an uncleaned machine or from the wrong grind size or if the water is too hot or it's over extracted. Coffee should be rich and dark like chocolate or kanye west
User avatar #359968 to #359967 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
coffee tastes like shit
User avatar #359970 to #359968 - nimba (01/18/2015) [-]
why are you tasting shit in the irst place
User avatar #359971 to #359970 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
it's a figure of speech. I meant to say that it doesn't taste good
User avatar #359959 to #359939 - babybeel (01/18/2015) [-]
I only ever have PG Tips
#359957 to #359939 - anonymous (01/18/2015) [-]
Most tea I've drank tastes like tea. I'd recommend those teas.
User avatar #359958 to #359957 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
anon helping out once again
without your kind this world would fall to pieces
User avatar #359948 to #359939 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359950 to #359948 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
not even smart
User avatar #359951 to #359950 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
Tea tastes like shit.
User avatar #360046 to #359951 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359952 to #359951 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
probably because you've been drinking the wrong tea
User avatar #359953 to #359952 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
All tea is wrong tea.
User avatar #360047 to #359953 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359954 to #359953 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
doubt that
User avatar #359955 to #359954 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
No tea is best tea.
User avatar #360049 to #359955 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359956 to #359955 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
doubt that as well
User avatar #360050 to #359956 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
you need to quit being so wrong
User avatar #360052 to #360050 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
how can I quit if i haven't even begun?
User avatar #359942 to #359939 - misticalz (01/18/2015) [-]
Red Dragon Spice Chai is so fucking good.
User avatar #359941 to #359939 - thebestpieever (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359943 to #359941 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
since you're a half brit, I'll take your word
User avatar #359945 to #359943 - thebestpieever (01/18/2015) [-]
No, don't, Twinings is shit, that's why we dilute it with milk and sugar.
Actually they're pretty good. I also like Tazo and Tetley. How curious that they're all words that beging with T. TTT tea.
User avatar #359946 to #359945 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
Now i don't know what to believe
User avatar #359947 to #359946 - thebestpieever (01/18/2015) [-]
Well, I do think all three brands of TTT tea are pretty good. I also think that tea by itself without sugar is a bit shit, so.
User avatar #359935 - thedudeistheman (01/18/2015) [-]
Today is my 18th birthday. I feel like I should've had some sort of huge coming-of-age moment, but maybe I've just watched too many movies. I mean, I know there are other points in one's life where you can experience that kinda thing, but I don't like this feeling that I've missed something that should've happened.
User avatar #359969 to #359935 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday
Go to the casino or get a tattoo or something
User avatar #359966 to #359935 - nimba (01/18/2015) [-]
happy bidet, on my 18th I got stone drunk with a few friends and not much more. I forgot it was my birthday on my 19th, I was snowed under by exams and only remembered when a parcel turned up from my parents a few days later
User avatar #360000 to #359966 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
so edgy
User avatar #360012 to #360000 - nimba (01/18/2015) [-]
god you're so shit
User avatar #360013 to #360012 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #360009 to #360000 - finblob ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
>didn't roll
>inappropriate meme

wow 0/10
User avatar #359960 to #359935 - babybeel (01/18/2015) [-]
All I did for my 18th was have some cake and watch the first hobbit.
User avatar #360001 to #359960 - thedudeistheman (01/18/2015) [-]
But did you like the cake and the first Hobbit movie?
User avatar #360002 to #360001 - babybeel (01/18/2015) [-]
I can't remember if I liked it, I don't really eat cake. And I cant remember most the stuff that happens in the first movie.
Shows it was a pretty meh day.
User avatar #360003 to #360002 - thedudeistheman (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm not big on cake either. I prefer ice cream cake which, to be fair, is just ice cream in the shape of a cake, but it has icing and that chocolate stuff in the middle layer.
User avatar #359949 to #359935 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
Happy birthday, but what do you mean a coming of age moment?
User avatar #359999 to #359949 - thedudeistheman (01/18/2015) [-]
It's a transition from one point in your life to another, typically accompanied by some feeling or event that guides you into the new point. To Kill a Mockingbird is a coming-of-age story, for example. I'm not saying I expected anything like that to happen to me, but maybe some sort of greater acknowledgement.
User avatar #359938 to #359935 - thegrohltroll (01/18/2015) [-]
happy birthday faggot
User avatar #359997 to #359938 - thedudeistheman (01/18/2015) [-]
Thanks babe.
#359923 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
In a week it'll be exactly a month since Christmas.
Is my sense of time broken? Why does everything seem to be going faster? Do I lead such a boring existence that time seems to fly by because I don't remember any of it?

#359932 to #359923 - Darianvincent (01/18/2015) [-]
I feel that way all the time, it's why I hate sleeping so much. Wasting 1/3 of my life not being productive feels so bad. By that I mean not playing vidya and getting drunk.
#359931 to #359923 - masterboll (01/18/2015) [-]
those questions at the end
User avatar #359985 to #359931 - cognosceteipsum (01/18/2015) [-]
do you have a darker name than averagewhitekid?
User avatar #359991 to #359985 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
nah i'm almost at the 4 year mark, he is at 3
User avatar #359993 to #359991 - cognosceteipsum (01/18/2015) [-]
It must be some optical illusion..
User avatar #360084 to #359993 - masterboll (01/18/2015) [-]
or colour blindness
User avatar #360281 to #360084 - cognosceteipsum (01/19/2015) [-]
Doubt it. Then again , maybe there are various degrees of colour blindness.
User avatar #359930 to #359923 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I can't believe its not 2016 yet with how slow its been so far
Get gud
#359925 to #359923 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
For me it's felt like such a long time since new years; I can't believe that it's only 18 days into the year
User avatar #359882 - damandan (01/18/2015) [-]
Shout out to Chick-fil-a for giving me .15$ back for asking for no tomatos
User avatar #359940 to #359882 - rynkar (01/18/2015) [-]
I always wondered about that. Like when I get a plain whatever wherever, I expect it to be cheaper than the regular whatever.
but it never is, except at chick-fil-a apparently.
#359906 to #359882 - aoeui (01/18/2015) [-]
oh my GOD how could you support such a homophobic restaurant
User avatar #359893 to #359882 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
ya i hate it too when i get money back
User avatar #359916 to #359893 - damandan (01/18/2015) [-]
Well theres no compliment board
#359876 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
I hate that I like talking/posting but I hate seeing my name everywhere. It's obnoxious. I'm obnoxious. I enjoy being obnoxious in the moment and then after it's like, "ugh, why the fuck do I have to comment everywhere. God, do I ever look like an asshole."

But being an asshole is fun.
#359914 to #359876 - anonymous (01/18/2015) [-]
Trust me. We get of seeing you too.
User avatar #359963 to #359914 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
you get off seeing me?
User avatar #359907 to #359876 - aoeui (01/18/2015) [-]
stop using anime memes and then we'll talk alecs
User avatar #359880 to #359876 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
It's like me and the vocaroo things.
I love doing them for people, but I hate seeing my username all over.
User avatar #359894 to #359880 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm sorry?

What do you do with vocaroo?
User avatar #359896 to #359894 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
Im a mod, I do user request.
Look at the stickies once in awhile, Shobbert
User avatar #359897 to #359896 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359898 to #359897 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
The ones that admin makes. Should be above all the top content.
I haven't really done any on this one because it's mostly about postingloudly and joshlol, but the previous ones I did a lot.
User avatar #359899 to #359898 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
what in the fuck are you talking ABOUT
User avatar #359901 to #359900 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
since hwne have these been a fucking thing
User avatar #359902 to #359901 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
A long time.
User avatar #359903 to #359902 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359904 to #359903 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
Admin has been making a sticky post long before I was even a mod.
The mods do vocaroo thing is new.
User avatar #359905 to #359904 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
o ok
User avatar #359877 to #359876 - squalllionhart (01/18/2015) [-]
yeah but you're like the clean asshole that people like to lick for sexual pleasure
User avatar #359886 to #359884 - squalllionhart (01/18/2015) [-]
turn that frown upside down
User avatar #359890 to #359888 - squalllionhart (01/18/2015) [-]
that's better c:
User avatar #359920 to #359878 - bladeboy (01/18/2015) [-]
>not eating your girls ass
User avatar #359881 to #359878 - squalllionhart (01/18/2015) [-]
so we agree
User avatar #359883 to #359881 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
oh no

User avatar #359867 - wallbuilder (01/18/2015) [-]
I hate how this part of my redstone contraption won't work. There's a piston that won't activate even though it has power going right into it and nothing is blocking it's extension - worked on this for like 8 hours and then when I FINALLY finish it throws a literally undefeatable, originless spanner made of shit into my works.
User avatar #359936 to #359867 - rokkarokkaali (01/18/2015) [-]
Put a block beside the piston and have a repeat facing into the block, it'll power the block and everything touching the block
User avatar #359937 to #359936 - wallbuilder (01/18/2015) [-]
I managed to fix it. Had to make the redstone torch under the piston automatically burn out with it's own signal so it keeps resetting.

That whole project was a giant cunt to do - was trying to make a 4-way smoothstone generator with the stone falling down into hoppers that leads to furnaces. The finished product was so inefficient, ugly and obtuse that I'm just gonna' destroy it and rebuild a good one in creative.
User avatar #359875 to #359867 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
sounds like you aren't a very good wallbuilder
User avatar #359869 to #359867 - wallbuilder (01/18/2015) [-]
Oh, my name got blue-er.
User avatar #359858 - teoyuppie (01/18/2015) [-]
Emotional activist storms into restaurant to give heartfelt plea
The Constitution has been soiled for many years now. We've become too soft and sensitive.
User avatar #359944 to #359858 - misticalz (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359921 to #359858 - bladeboy (01/18/2015) [-]
Some chicken parm right now would be delicious
#359917 to #359858 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
I wish I could've been there eating some chicken - so I could smile at her and chew my chicken slowly as she cries
User avatar #359889 to #359858 - nefarian (01/18/2015) [-]
And then people ordered their food and went on with their day.
User avatar #359865 to #359858 - squalllionhart (01/18/2015) [-]
she got a nice booty tho
#359863 to #359858 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
that fucking crowd just waiting to walk six feet to hold up their little signs
that fucking crowd just waiting to walk six feet to hold up their little signs
#359839 - anonymous (01/18/2015) [-]
>people thinking being on funnyjunk for a longer period of time than others is bragworthy
>people thinking being on funnyjunk for a longer period of time than others is bragworthy
#359961 to #359839 - babybeel (01/18/2015) [-]
They also forget you could once delete accounts.   
"Ur names not dark blu so ur opinion dunt count"   
"Well I have deleted a few"   
"Lol u cant delete accounts tho"
They also forget you could once delete accounts.
"Ur names not dark blu so ur opinion dunt count"
"Well I have deleted a few"
"Lol u cant delete accounts tho"
User avatar #359868 to #359839 - Shiny (01/18/2015) [-]
It is funny when people see my name color and call me a "traitor" to the community for expressing contrary opinions
#359844 to #359839 - epicscorpion ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
someones not bluuueeeeeee
User avatar #359843 to #359839 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
what is sarcasm?
User avatar #359842 to #359839 - rokkarokkaali (01/18/2015) [-]
my name is blue so everything I say is right
User avatar #359895 to #359842 - Darianvincent (01/18/2015) [-]
#359846 to #359842 - ohemgeezus (01/18/2015) [-]
but anons name is grey, is that darker than blue?
User avatar #359809 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
Read the first three chapters of 50 Shades of Grey for a vocaroo.
That book is fucking awful, and the fanfiction-ness just fucking oozes from it.
User avatar #359859 to #359809 - rynkar (01/18/2015) [-]
Isn't the guy, Whatever Grey not even into the sex part of bdsm? Like all he wants to do is beat the main character?
User avatar #359870 to #359859 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
The only thing I know about the BDSM parts is the line "I don't make love. I fuck, hard." that my friend showed me - and when my mam was reading it she kept going "*gasp* My, I've lived a sheltered life..."
User avatar #359872 to #359870 - rynkar (01/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, but something about hitting someone for sexual thrill does not jive with me.
I don't think it's sheltered, I think it's just being normal.
#359873 to #359872 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
I guess some people might like it.
Freedom said that it wasn't a good representation of BDSM, or at least not accurate but I wouldn't know because it's never concerned me before
I also know of a weird Japanese film called 'Ichi the Killer' that I haven't actually watched myself, but is apparently fucked up with a lot of torture and is a film involving "the ultimate masochist meeting the ultimate sadist"
So yeah... I'm just not sure.
I also watched that Nymphomaniac film; it was quite boring, but the scenes where the character delves into BDSM were quite interesting - and man, were they suspenseful as fuck, and acted really well. I wasn't really interested in the BDSM part, and I honestly couldn't care less that the character at that point had "lost her sexual pleasure and was experimenting to search for it again" - I just found the pacing and themes interesting in how she abandoned her son for hours at a time so she could get paddled and whipped.
User avatar #359885 to #359873 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
I will say my girlfriend likes it rough and nothing more.
User avatar #359891 to #359885 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
btw I'm on chapter 3 now and it's fucking ridiculous
"omg I have all these hot guys pining after me even though I'm not pretty and I'm not interested in them; sure, they're hot but they aren't like Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights or whatever, man I love British books; did I mention that already?".
User avatar #359892 to #359891 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
Like I said, the author could not project harder. She could at least have pretended to not be writing a fantasy of hers.
User avatar #359887 to #359885 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
I imagine not to the extent it is in the examples I've given though.
The BDSM chapter in Nymphomaniac has a scene where she's lashed 40 times until she's raw and bleeding.
User avatar #359860 to #359859 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
No idea, I stopped after the third chapter.
I definitely didn't wanna see how she wrote a sex scene.
User avatar #359861 to #359860 - rynkar (01/18/2015) [-]
I read the wikipidia synopsis (because vague interest in it when some female friends talked about it) but that is honestly how it seems. Because apparently he has her sign a contract so he can do what he wants, then beats her so bad she runs away from him.
User avatar #359862 to #359861 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, pretty much. It's abuse more than BDSM. I heard about that part too.
User avatar #359815 to #359809 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
I can't even get passed the point where she has the interview with him. I keep trying to read it but can't.
I plan on watching the film (but not paying for it)
Hopefully it'll be better on screen than it is in writing.
User avatar #359821 to #359815 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
That part was awful, of the three chapters I read that was the worst.
She could not possibly project herself onto the character more.
User avatar #359831 to #359821 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
It's not even like it's something new and controversial either. There was a film in 2002 called 'The Secretary' that involves a BDSM 'master/sub' type relationship.
Heck, the guy in that even has the last name Grey like the guy in 50 shades.
User avatar #359832 to #359831 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if she ripped it.
It's not even a good depiction of BDSM.
User avatar #359834 to #359832 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
I really want to read it through and reach the BDSM parts; just for the sake of curiosity.

The thing I heard about it being the copy of something was that it apparently started off as a Twilight fanfiction or something? But I never saw any proof so just took it as people saying shit about it just because they didn't like it.
User avatar #359835 to #359834 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
If it's not she was at least a fan of it.
Lot's of character looks and actions are very reminiscent, at least I got halfway through Twilight though. That book was more boring than anything.
User avatar #359840 to #359835 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
Urgh, I just tried to read it again. In the first couple of paragraphs she states that a girl who is ill with flu or whatever is prettier than her. Self pity is the worst trait a main character can have when it's their only defining feature.
User avatar #359841 to #359840 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
Be prepared for at least one self pitying comment every page.
User avatar #359847 to #359841 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
Yep, next page she feels self-conscious about the clothes she's wearing, comparing herself to the "immaculate" receptionist; also the line "I don't fit in here. Nothing changes, I inwardly sigh."
The page after that, she again compares herself to the security, who are also better dressed than her apparently. Oh, and of course she would prefer to be "reading a classic British novel, curled up in a chair in the campus library." Of course she'd be a bookworm.
And two more "impeccably dressed" perfect blonde women? Man - is Ana the only unpretty, non-blonde woman in this whole fucking book?
User avatar #359848 to #359847 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
Now that you mention it, I don't think there is.
User avatar #359852 to #359848 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
If her mother is in this book, or her mother is mentioned at all; I'm betting that somehow her mother will have the same features as Ana but somehow be more beautiful than Ana.
User avatar #359837 to #359835 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
I actually read all four Twilight books; I at least appreciated some of the stuff Meyer tried to do with it - but had the same problem as Shades; in that there are no interesting characters and the main character is a bland "wah, I feel different than other people and I look really basic - no one would ever love me; man, that guys cute, he would never love me. Wait a minute, this guy loves me? Why would he love me? No one likes me and I'm not pretty - he couldn't possible love me!"
The biggest let down of those books though, was the ending. It leads it all up to this big epic battle between the oppressive vampire royalty people and the Cullens (and other assorted vampires that were more interesting than the main characters) and then it just sort of drops off into a back and forth debate about whether they should fight or not and then they don't fight.
At least in the film we get to see the fight and it's actually fucking epic - but then it's ruined by it just being a premonition from dancy pixie vampire to the guy who can read minds by touching them vampire royalty leader person, and although we see the battle, it amounts to little more than what's essentially a dream.
User avatar #359836 to #359835 - princessren ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
probably because both books were basically just made to sell well to a female audience to the point were it was a science.
that doesn't mean it is a good book...but they both seemed to do that fairly well
#359798 - onemoreminute (01/18/2015) [-]
my name has turned into a slight bluish hue, ill be a true memer in no time!
my name has turned into a slight bluish hue, ill be a true memer in no time!
User avatar #359866 to #359798 - DeathclawRulez (01/18/2015) [-]
Now we wait for the people who had dark blue names for a while to beg for a new color.
User avatar #359850 to #359849 - leonhardt (01/18/2015) [-]
Look how blue that shit is
User avatar #359855 to #359850 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
It...it looks the same.
User avatar #359879 to #359855 - leonhardt (01/18/2015) [-]
So do mods get like a darker orange
User avatar #359915 to #359879 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Higher level mod you are, more orange you get.
#359818 to #359798 - fistfireace (01/18/2015) [-]
I finally get a blue name again. I deleted my three+ year old account.
User avatar #359871 to #359818 - nefarian (01/18/2015) [-]
Doesn't look very blue to me
#359874 to #359871 - fistfireace (01/18/2015) [-]
It could be Alice blue because when I had that as a text color Boy, did I regret picking that color it looked white. I could be wrong, but whatever.
User avatar #359820 to #359818 - princessren ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359822 to #359820 - fistfireace (01/18/2015) [-]
Like I said, it barely shows because my name was definitely whiter than now.
#359824 to #359822 - princessren ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
my name is obviously blue now so I get to flaunt my superiority
my name is obviously blue now so I get to flaunt my superiority
User avatar #359864 to #359824 - tvfreakuk (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm much bluer than you.
Although, I'd be even more bluer if my old account hadn't got deleted (which was roughly 3 years older than my current account, I think)
User avatar #359853 to #359824 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
yours is what mine was I think
User avatar #359851 to #359824 - semenslurpinglily (01/18/2015) [-]
Am I blue now?
User avatar #359826 to #359824 - bladeboy (01/18/2015) [-]
flaunt your faggotry newfag
User avatar #359828 to #359826 - princessren ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
i'm older then you
User avatar #359819 to #359818 - fistfireace (01/18/2015) [-]
...even though the blue barely shows...
#359813 to #359798 - epicscorpion ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
im blu dabadedabadie
User avatar #359830 to #359812 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
god what an awful song
User avatar #359854 to #359830 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359810 to #359798 - badmotorfinger (01/18/2015) [-]
oh cool mine too
User avatar #359803 to #359798 - princessren ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
have people's names actually gotten bluer since a couple hours ago?
User avatar #359817 to #359803 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #359807 to #359803 - nefarian (01/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, my color used to be the same as your current
User avatar #359806 to #359803 - onemoreminute (01/18/2015) [-]
yup. i dont know why though.
User avatar #359808 to #359806 - princessren ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
new year maybe?
User avatar #359805 to #359803 - princessren ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
holy moley
User avatar #359802 to #359798 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
gtfo peasant white scum
#359804 to #359802 - onemoreminute (01/18/2015) [-]
at least im not a dark skinned nigga
at least im not a dark skinned nigga
User avatar #359833 to #359804 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
bonzi buddy no
User avatar #359793 - Darianvincent (01/18/2015) [-]
I hate how more people are getting the bluest name , it's devaluing my specialness.
User avatar #359794 to #359793 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
I know right?
Peeps think they're account is old cuz they made it in like 2011
2009 or gtfo
User avatar #359816 to #359794 - fishinyourface (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm surprised no one has told you you're still too new if you've only been here since 2009.
User avatar #359827 to #359816 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
>implying I haven't been here since 2005
User avatar #359829 to #359827 - fishinyourface (01/18/2015) [-]
that's super
User avatar #359823 to #359816 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
i'm blocked by you and i don't know why #yolo
User avatar #359825 to #359823 - fishinyourface (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't know either, I don't remember blocking anyone
User avatar #359797 to #359794 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
But it only gets max blue at 5 years, no one who made an account in 2011 has one.
User avatar #359845 to #359797 - rokkarokkaali (01/18/2015) [-]
Next year I will reach maximum blueness.
User avatar #359799 to #359797 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
that's just as bad
User avatar #359795 to #359794 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
this was the dankest of memes
User avatar #359796 to #359795 - cyclonezero (01/18/2015) [-]
oh god no
#359792 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
I hate how I don't have friends anymore. I know you guys don't like me and are going to make fun of me with shit like, "I know why you don't have friends," but fuck you.

I've never been a social butterfly, but I've generally always had people to talk to, but I haven't had many people to hang out with in a year. There's only been one person that I've actually gone out of my way to hang out with. The others have just been me hanging around people at college before and after class. One thing that makes me feel better about that is that one of the guys used to be really social, but he says that that's pretty much the only social interaction he gets now.

Anyway, my college is like nothing but niggers. The black guys are generally pretty nice, but they're annoying and loud, and the black girls are just the fucking worst. At least at my old college, there were respectable black people, but not here. I just get niggers and niggers and more niggers.

Out of all the students at that school, I've gotten two people's numbers. One I never texted because I really didn't like her personality that much after I had gotten it, and the other I felt got annoyed by me. I'm sure that one's just in my head because, apart from texting, she has initiated every conversation with me except for one, but I could tell she wasn't into the conversations, so I just stopped.

My only friends are Dank and Memes.
User avatar #359814 to #359792 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
that second sentence is exactly what I was going to do
#359782 - tvfreakuk (01/17/2015) [-]
> Want to put my milk in the fridge, so see if any of my housemate's milks are out of date
> Pull out one with the milk curdled so much that it's basically just a yellow liquid with white lumps at the bottom
For fuck's sake.
There's also all the dishes that need cleaned, none of which are mine - I'm sure everyone else is thinking "Man, only 3 of these things are mine; I'll wait until everyone else cleans their stuff up first" but are ignorant to the fact that 3 things from each person adds up to all that mess and they should just all clean up their own shit as soon as they see it.

I mean, my room's a mess with 2 pizza boxes in the corner and clothes all over the floor, but that's my room - I'm fine with it being messy; I'm hardly going to have the communal areas messy as fuck, as they are - to the point we have yellow milk in the fridge.
#359788 to #359782 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** My roommate and I didn't give a shit about our room for a long time, but one day we decided to clean it, and it looked super good. Slowly but surely, our room kind of went downhill again, but nowhere near the point of where it was. I kept up with mine for the most part, but his always looked like shit, but I invited some chicks to our room, so I couldn't look like a slob. I never told him so his side of the room would look really bad and make mine look better by comparison.
User avatar #359781 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I know this is a basically a meme at this point but...
When you have errors in your program and it was something stupid/simple. I spent half an hour trying to figure out why my program wasn't working, and it turned out to be because I forgot brackets around a function, so instead of calling the function and producing the number, it just produced the function. Fucking shit nigga.

I mean my schools auto-tester still says it's wrong but at least it's right on my end
User avatar #359933 to #359781 - thedudeistheman (01/18/2015) [-]
For one test I took, I was just supposed to make one program that did what the prompt said, but I figured I would make a driver (I don't know how common this phrase is. It's a tester program. My teacher uses it and everyone in the class does, but it could just be something he came up with) to make sure the program actually works. I spent the majority of the test worrying about why my program wasn't giving the desired output, and I even stayed for about a minute after class. I forgot to save a value to a variable. Something so small that I know to do but just forgot this once caused so much distress because I thought I was going to fail the test. And I wasn't even being graded on that part.
#359811 to #359778 - nefarian (01/18/2015) [-]
Seems quite pathetic to make a big deal out of it.
User avatar #359789 to #359778 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
I thought it was funny.
User avatar #359777 - DeathclawRulez (01/17/2015) [-]
I hate it when my sister plays the same songs on her playlist everyday.
User avatar #359775 - teoyuppie (01/17/2015) [-]
To professors who implore you to buy their book for lectures that won't even be discussed in class . . . fuck you.
#359790 to #359775 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I did a two miniterms for U.S. history, and he told us which books to get. After I realized we weren't going to use the first book for the first miniterm, I didn't even buy the second book.
User avatar #359780 to #359775 - foreveranonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
To the book store on campus that told me to buy books I didn't need, fuck you
#359784 to #359780 - ohemgeezus (01/18/2015) [-]
It's not their fault. They show you the book that is required for the CLASS. The professor decides whether to use it, and if so, what to use from it. Blame the professor. I used to work there I had to deal with that shit
User avatar #359786 to #359784 - foreveranonymous (01/18/2015) [-]
Clearly not because when I told my English 101 teacher that I had to buy The Great Gatsby she was baffled and said there was no reason for it because it wasn't in any English 101 cirriculum
#359787 to #359786 - ohemgeezus (01/18/2015) [-]
That sounds like it would be a Literature class, not english, so that's probably a temporary employee at the store. The hire these people like a day or two before everyone comes in to get their books with little to no time to learn what to do. Plus, if you buy a book you should ask the professor on the first day whether or not you'll be using the book
User avatar #359779 to #359775 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
that isn't very yuppie of them
User avatar #359770 - freedomreturns (01/17/2015) [-]
I hate that my heat stopped working recently. My fingers are fucking freezing.
Makes it hard to type.
User avatar #359774 to #359770 - freedomreturns (01/17/2015) [-]
Update, found a glove, can not find second one.
Future looks bleak.
User avatar #359771 to #359770 - princessren ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I read that as heart at first and was kind of concerned
User avatar #359772 to #359771 - freedomreturns (01/17/2015) [-]
Nah, Ol'Jimjam shouldn't be dying anytime soon.
User avatar #359776 to #359772 - teoyuppie (01/17/2015) [-]
Jimjam. I like that.
User avatar #359755 - cycloneclone (01/17/2015) [-]
People who blame Obama for the fact that they went to college and have accumulated massive amounts of student loan debt
#359760 to #359755 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
> being this ignorant
User avatar #359756 to #359755 - tvfreakuk (01/17/2015) [-]
I live in the UK and my student loan debt was still Obama's fault.
User avatar #359759 to #359756 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Of course it is, his favourite pokemon is Mr Mime.
#359748 - Elk (01/17/2015) [-]
I hate alarm clock sounds.   
Is it really necessary for the sound to be that obnoxious?
I hate alarm clock sounds.

Is it really necessary for the sound to be that obnoxious?
User avatar #359754 to #359748 - tvfreakuk (01/17/2015) [-]
I always thought that was kinda the point; so you'd want to get up and turn it off. If it's something overly pleasant then you'll want to just lay there listening to whatever it is.
User avatar #359764 to #359754 - Elk (01/17/2015) [-]
I mean it's great that it wakes me up and makes me want to turn it off, but I don't think it's worth making me feel sick to my stomach because of it.
User avatar #359753 to #359748 - cycloneclone (01/17/2015) [-]
If you have a smartphone you could probably change the sound to anything you'd like
#359758 to #359753 - epicscorpion ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I've done that exact thing. It seems that it matters not what the sound is, it will grow to be unbearable when you use it as an alarm.
User avatar #359761 to #359758 - thebestpieever (01/17/2015) [-]
Mhmm. I tried using songs I liked for a while. To this day I still kinda hate the beginning of Van Halen's Jump because of that.
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