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User avatar #251787 - amberluger (04/26/2014) [-]
guise the book was better
book was better guise
seriously dou the book was better
da book was better dou guise
read the book guise it was bettter than the movie
the movie didn't even have obscure character or scene that would of dragged it down!
User avatar #251791 to #251787 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
I read first then watch.
User avatar #251804 to #251791 - teoberry (04/26/2014) [-]
You can read?
User avatar #251806 to #251804 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm a History Major. And I'd say with it's a plus when it comes to writing. I can be articulate when I want to be Matteo.
User avatar #251812 to #251806 - articulate ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You commit suicide tryin' to read my mind.
User avatar #251807 to #251806 - teoberry (04/26/2014) [-]
>history major

Can I have fries with that
User avatar #251808 to #251807 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm going to be a Teacher Matteo. Not like those Medieval Calligraphy Art School majors.
User avatar #251809 to #251808 - teoberry (04/26/2014) [-]
What's a "teacher Matteo"? You forgot a comma
User avatar #251810 to #251809 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Indeed. Thumb for you good sir.
User avatar #251811 to #251810 - teoberry (04/26/2014) [-]
My euphoria and enlightenment always wins.
User avatar #251835 to #251811 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Let's hope that euphoria will get you a promising position as head fry cook at the local fast food establishment.
User avatar #251800 to #251791 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
me too friend
User avatar #251788 to #251787 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
>would of
#251784 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
God, I hate this faggot. All he does is post pictures and when I posted like, a two post long essay on why I'm not 'average euhporic neckbeard atheist' he just didn't bother answering. I'm fine if you hate atheists, I'm fine with if you think we're dumb but at least try to argue against it for God's sake. (lol, God's sake.)
"A few people redthumbed. Some got butthurt. Most were silent. I recited from the text of the holy shitposter infamoustrapper; "Now I am become annoyance, the spammer of boards."-Lulzforhiroshima
people like these
User avatar #251840 to #251784 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
Who thinks this kid is serious?
Why would anyone?
User avatar #251841 to #251840 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. He just seemed to be from the little we've interacted in the past
User avatar #251837 to #251784 - thebestpieever (04/26/2014) [-]
Huh, you know, it would make sense for you to be your average "euphoric neckbeard atheist".
User avatar #251839 to #251837 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
These somewhat acidic comments, I can't tell if they're serious or not.
User avatar #251842 to #251839 - thebestpieever (04/26/2014) [-]
They're not acidic, it's just a remark. When I want to insult someone there's no leeway for serious or not, thank you very much. But it does make sense for you to be one.
User avatar #251843 to #251842 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that a bit the same as believing in beta/alpha? I know, I fit the stereotype. Can't help it. Trying to break it, but it's not that easy.

Are you seriously trying to tell me there would be nothing insulting, knowing how we have interacted in the past, with saying what you said? If it was anyone else, I would just expect them to say it and not really care but I'm suspicious when it comes to you. I don't have a neckbeard, though I have bad habits
User avatar #251848 to #251843 - thebestpieever (04/26/2014) [-]
No, the Beta/Alpha dichotomy is a scientifically researched subject that's been boiled down to a very misinterpreted and digestable archetype for pop culture. The "fedora euphwhatevers" where created by pop culture and exist only in pop culture. But I mean, it makes sense. You're a pseduo-intelectual that can barely express himself, you're super awkward around others, you've got no concept of personal space, you try to bring up science and philosophy now and then and usually you don't even understand what you're bringing up or fail to make it seeem in anyway cohesive to the topic at hand; it makes sense.
User avatar #251850 to #251848 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Do you want some more fuel for that fire of yours?
#251854 to #251850 - thebestpieever (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, fuel for my fire is all that I desire.
User avatar #251941 to #251854 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Though, how have you noticed that I am a pseudo-intellectual?
User avatar #251857 to #251854 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Heh. That kind of broke the atmosphere a bit.
So, yeah I used to play WoW and I did for 7 years. I've never been in a relationship, I'm a virgin and overweight, I'm very argumentative, I suffer from mental illness and I'm pretty sure most of my friends abandoned me because I'm like this.
But at least I go on, right? If you sit at a computer after all you were through today, then I'm pretty sure I could change too. Even though most of the things that happened to you weren't your fault.
User avatar #251849 to #251848 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Fine, you're right. Though not all of those things are valid. But it's not like I didn't know it myself from before. So no need to remind me
User avatar #251818 to #251784 - nefarian (04/26/2014) [-]
I like Richard Dawkins, but I think he can go too far when bashing religion. It isn't harmful everywhere, sheesh.
User avatar #251793 to #251784 - finblob (04/26/2014) [-]
lol danield come check this out
User avatar #251795 to #251793 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Or he's not serious, hard to tell, Poe's law
User avatar #251796 to #251795 - finblob (04/26/2014) [-]
i'm pretty sure he's yolking
y not ask the big man himself
User avatar #251797 to #251796 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
He doesn't seem to be since he butts in everywhere with these stupid le maymay pictures
But one can always hope
User avatar #251794 to #251793 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
He really did. I don't like shitposters.
User avatar #251782 - thisisbait (04/26/2014) [-]
Does nobody even care about Holocaust 2.0 going down in the Ukraine?

Not 100% sure on the credibility of this particular site: theconservativetreehouse.com/2014/04/17/history-repeats-jews-in-eastern-ukraine-told-to-register-their-personage-or-be-subjected-to-property-confiscation/

But ive seen this story lightly talked about on the news some mornings.
User avatar #251838 to #251782 - thebestpieever (04/26/2014) [-]
No, they only care when the Crimean attorney is cute.
User avatar #251790 to #251782 - bladeboy (04/26/2014) [-]
It's fake bruh
User avatar #251786 to #251782 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm thinking what below said but I need to check it out. You need to be critical of what the source is, don't spread ignorance, you might get some people riled up for nothing and they spread it further and there's a bad cycle
User avatar #251785 to #251782 - voltkills ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
>the conservative tree house
seems like a reputable source.
User avatar #251783 to #251782 - teoberry (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that was proven fake a while back.
User avatar #251775 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
I also hate that my grandparents keep meddling in our business (my family). Apparently, window-cleaners are going to clean our windows BUT they needed us to remove one of the trees in order for them to reach the windows. So, my grandfather heard about this before us since we were at a vacation and he decided to get all the tools for doing it without asking us, trying to take care of literally everything. All he wanted was a "go". Else he would have just done it himself, even though we would very much like to keep that tree. Doesn't sound like too much, but they do this kind of stuff ALL the time. Also, my grandmother has been here EVERY SINGLE DAY and cleaned up almost every little bit of this house, and when she does that she usually misplaces things. My grandfather also threw away my mousepad so now I have to be without it for a while.
#251778 to #251775 - bwomp (04/26/2014) [-]
damn those meddling grandparents
damn those meddling grandparents
User avatar #251781 to #251778 - thisisbait (04/26/2014) [-]
i was linked to a tinychat full of those people who wear those masks.

I have no problem with it whatsoever, they stay fit and healthy to look like the characters and thats not a bad thing.
User avatar #251780 to #251778 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
That gif. Creeps me out. Also, it's hard to describe how intrusive they really are but they constantly offer their 'help' with things we need to do ourselves
User avatar #251773 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
I HATE it that I have such a lack of self control, it's really ruining my life...
User avatar #251760 - thebestpieever (04/26/2014) [-]
I have this think where I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I'll have to distract myself for 40 minutes to an hour and a half before I can go back to bed. Normally it's not a problem; I'm alone and it's been going on for several years now. However, when there's someone with me I feel like such a fucking dick wandering around in the middle of the night while leaving them there still asleep.
User avatar #251763 to #251760 - Conquistador (04/26/2014) [-]
Nitrous oxide.
User avatar #251737 - azumeow (04/26/2014) [-]
Fucking hell, I hate how on edge I am lately. Just the smallest sudden noise makes me whirl my head around like a fucking owl, and jumps my heart up about 20 beats per minute. Not to mention seeing things in the corner of my vision and shit. Fuck. This. Noise.
User avatar #251799 to #251737 - dalokan (04/26/2014) [-]
Why don't you take some .9 mm aspirins?
User avatar #251771 to #251737 - drastronomy (04/26/2014) [-]
been playing dak sors?

I am constantly aware of shit around me now...
User avatar #251761 to #251737 - thebestpieever (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd recommend having a smoke every now and then. Like 2 a week, they're good for stress.
User avatar #251741 to #251737 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
Have you had any thing stressful happen to you recently?
Are you struggling with your job/school?

Let me know.
User avatar #251742 to #251741 - azumeow (04/26/2014) [-]
All of the above.
User avatar #251748 to #251742 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
There you go.
It's like a weak type of PTSD.

Yea, you're suffering from stress.

Sucks man, gotta try and cut it down in the best way you can.

Try taking benadryl if you get really on edge, take 2 of them and you might sleep.
But if you take one it should be perfect, you'll feel calm and relaxed. (not like fucked up calm) but yea, try it if you get really stressed.
DO NOT use it all the time though, you don't want to make your mind think that benadryl is a fix all.

Although I do recommend using it if you get really stressed.

An ER doctor has told my mother and I both this from visits to the hospital due to panic attacks caused by stress from my father.
User avatar #251750 to #251748 - azumeow (04/26/2014) [-]
I actually do have PTSD... This is just a recurrence, since I had an attack earlier today. It happens now and again, but I still hate it.
User avatar #251752 to #251750 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
Ah, ok.

I had it too a while back.

You'll get over it one day, but for now, try taking benadryl if you get real worked up, man.
It works miracles.
User avatar #251754 to #251752 - azumeow (04/26/2014) [-]
Benadryl, huh...? I'll try to remember that...
#251755 to #251754 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
Yea, it's an antihistamine.
I'm 100% positive you've taken it before if you've had allergies.

I say take this because you can't just go out and get benzos.

But you don't want to take those either way.
User avatar #251733 - amberluger (04/26/2014) [-]
chubby people who complain about fat people
smokers who complain about stoners
stoners who complain about smokers
smokers who complain about fat people
fat people who complain about everything
User avatar #251743 to #251733 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
I agree with all of this.
Why can't people just mind their business and carry on with their lives and not try to change others.
User avatar #251724 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
It looks like FJ just discovered Ronnie. I have had enough of him on /v/ already.
User avatar #251738 to #251724 - averagewhitekid (04/26/2014) [-]
Lel wut
Those comics have definitely been on this sight before
User avatar #251745 to #251738 - dumerveil (04/26/2014) [-]
#251747 to #251745 - averagewhitekid (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #251731 to #251730 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
That webcomic about the fat guy.
User avatar #251735 to #251731 - amberluger (04/26/2014) [-]
oh the tvfreakuk comic?
User avatar #251732 to #251731 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2014) [-]
fucking link me
User avatar #251734 to #251732 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
I think he's a weeaboo or something. A fair amount of the gags are just "he's fat."
#251723 - wittypotato (04/26/2014) [-]
I hate seeing fat animals and children.    
Like, fuck it. You had oto job: raise them good and healthy. What's the point of making/raising them if your not going to give them a proper diet. They've literally only got you to depend for food and you're just gonna screw them over like that. Yeah, it's cute that your cat likes lasagna, but wait until he gets cat-diabetes and dies before his fourth birthday.
I hate seeing fat animals and children.
Like, fuck it. You had oto job: raise them good and healthy. What's the point of making/raising them if your not going to give them a proper diet. They've literally only got you to depend for food and you're just gonna screw them over like that. Yeah, it's cute that your cat likes lasagna, but wait until he gets cat-diabetes and dies before his fourth birthday.
User avatar #251722 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
I hate that I wait for my brother to get up so we can smoke some of his weed.

And he just blows me off and goes straight back to bed in his room.
I fucking waited for him to get up for like 3 hours so I could smoke and fall asleep easier.

And he blows me off and goes into his room, takes the weed and doesn't say a word to me.
Plus he was laying on the couch and that is where I usually lay because I don't have a TV in my room and I watch something before bed.

Seriously, my brother is being a grade a prick.
User avatar #251739 to #251722 - averagewhitekid (04/26/2014) [-]
go steal his weed faget
User avatar #251740 to #251739 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm not a dick or I would.
Because he should fucking share it. When I have some, I always have a FULL bowl packed for when he gets home from work because I personally don't smoke a lot alone.
I smoke half a bowl and smoke the other half in like 2 hours because it's really good weed that I usually get.
But he can't fucking smoke me out one day.

Really made me upset. Especially when he is getting another ounce TOMORROW.
It seriously pisses me off so much.

But whatever, I've got wine and other things.

Not to sound like a drug fiend, but without weed I get really shitty.
Not gonna lie, so I use other things to substitute it and or add to it.

Sorry for detailed story, I'm a tired and a bit high on resin and other things.
User avatar #251749 to #251746 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]

sorry, I'm tired and I talk a lot when I'm tired.

#251751 to #251749 - averagewhitekid (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm only messing with you, brah. Type whatever you want to say
I'm only messing with you, brah. Type whatever you want to say
User avatar #251753 to #251751 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
haha, ok.

Sorry for the confusion.
User avatar #251717 - teoberry (04/26/2014) [-]
i hate how the one night im actually hanging w/ sort of new people is the night be4 my fackin tournamentt so i cant do anything interesting
User avatar #251720 to #251717 - teoberry (04/26/2014) [-]
i should take typing lessno
User avatar #251721 to #251720 - teoberry (04/26/2014) [-]
*lessons fuck
#251709 - dinosaurdick (04/26/2014) [-]
>Joking about Hitler and killing jews and 9/11
>Saying that PC is mater race

Funnyjunk, you are seriously a class act
User avatar #251718 to #251709 - dumerveil (04/26/2014) [-]
Well, none of those jokes are particularly funny anymore.
Not to mention joking about a tragedy is different than trying to justify your existence by what platform you use to play video games.
#251712 to #251709 - bladeboy (04/26/2014) [-]
#251714 to #251712 - dinosaurdick (04/26/2014) [-]
but GTA 5 sucks
User avatar #251715 to #251714 - bladeboy (04/26/2014) [-]
I know.
User avatar #251711 to #251709 - axeul (04/26/2014) [-]
>Quite obviously a joke and long-running on the internet
>Debated opinion, which is retarded to bring up since it just sounds like fanboying and does nothing but incite arguments.
#251716 to #251711 - dinosaurdick (04/26/2014) [-]
someone will jokingly say that one or the other is master race and people will get booty bothered by it. but then laugh at 9/11 jokes. they both have been a "long-running" on the internet. it still doesn't make sense
User avatar #251713 to #251711 - bladeboy (04/26/2014) [-]
It's not a opinion, it's objective.
User avatar #251710 to #251709 - leonhardt (04/26/2014) [-]
>raging hard over getting red thumbs.

Talk about class, amirite?
User avatar #251705 - chaosfanatic ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I hate when FJ complains about OC critics. "HURR IS THERE NO PLEASING YOU GUYS." If a comic has something wrong with it. I hsve a right to complain. This is common amongst FJ celebs.

That GEARBOY comic we complained about? Filled with them. Whenever people complained about it, there would be twice as many defending them, usually defending the massive cleavage.

Why do we do this?
User avatar #251798 to #251705 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
And he's sticky the white knight praising. Wow, he is just like the majority of OC faggots.
User avatar #251744 to #251705 - threeeighteen (04/26/2014) [-]
Holy shit yes. Some dumb cunt bitched to me about how all I focused on were the tits when I complained about them, then went on a tirade about big tits in other media. Like an actress with big tits... yeah for the most part she's born with them. Some shitty comic with piss poor jokes had to rely on gravity defying breasts to get any thumbs.
User avatar #251719 to #251705 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
It's worse when people complain about reposts. I don't care if I've already seen it before, it's not like that detracts from the entertainment value or anything. Is seeing the same thing twice really something even worth complaining about?

I'd rather have meh reposts over shit OC. Almost all the OC has been either mediocre or shit, there's no sugar-coating it. But everyone else is going to want you to suck OP's dick for shitty jokes and terrible art because it's OC. It's like your boss promoting the guy with down's syndrome just because he has down's syndrome, it's literally the ultimate asskissing.
User avatar #251789 to #251719 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
can i ask you a question?
why have you blocked me
i suspect it was because of a joke i made about 3-4 months ago or something but i would appreciate an unblock since you're a mc connoiseur
User avatar #252002 to #251789 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I blocked you because you were annoying.
User avatar #252003 to #252002 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
): ok
can i have a chance to redeem myself?
User avatar #252004 to #252003 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
No. Be happy with your unblock.

Fine. Just don't be an idiot.
User avatar #252005 to #252004 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
I'll try not to
would help if you said what annoyed you the most?
the racism stuff?
posting about feminists?
making shitstorms about religion?
shitposting? or all four
User avatar #252015 to #252005 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Do whatever you feel like. Just don't decide to have a sudden brain aneurism or whatever drives you to shitpost on my channel.
User avatar #252016 to #252015 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
on your channel = profile?
User avatar #252017 to #252016 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Oops. Profile.
User avatar #252018 to #252017 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
sure, I won't.
I would like to possibly inquire in your most shocking morbid stuff though, that would be nice. the 6 year old murdered thing scarred me the most and I've been experiencing some really ... hard things so that's saying a lot.
also, have you read about the singer of a band called "silencer"? his name is "nattramN" and there is a myth circulating about him, I could tell you some more info and possibly find out even more if you'd like
User avatar #252019 to #252018 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't know if you've already seen these couple of videos or not;

I haven't heard anything about that. What do you mean?
#252022 to #252019 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
I wanted to see the chimpanzee thing as well as the old woman murdered but one was blocked in my country and the other one is deleted )=

Yeah, basically, it's a bit of a 'creepypasta', it's a well known thing within part of my circles. The story goes that he went berserk and drove an axe through the head of a 6 year old back in 2001, and then was incarcerated into a mental hospital called "St. Sigfrids". While both things happened, it was actually Nattramns brother who killed him and Nattramn himself who incarcerated. He actually made a record with the band "Silencer" called "Death, Pierce Me" where he sends thanks to his brother, or, "Brother Executioner" as he calls him there. Pic. related is nattramn, the rumour also goes that he sawed off his hands and replaced them with pig feet. I don't believe that though. Do you find this fascinating?... Idk, I thought as.. you know... interested in morbid stuff... yeah.
User avatar #252027 to #252022 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Sorry about that.

All creepypastas are fake. Some are kind of believable, like goatman, but they all end up being fake in the end. Not that that makes them any less creepy, but I like the real stuff. True crime cases, things that aren't entirely fictional.

I can hook you up with a weird/unsolved crime case thread on /x/, not sure how much longer it has to live though. You need to login to view this link

It's probably better for your sanity if you don't browse /x/ though, because aside from the occasional creepy threads, there are some pants-shittingly retarded conspiracist threads and extreme betas who think that they can summon succubi to suck their dicks. That board really pisses me off sometimes.
User avatar #252036 to #252027 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Well, this one IS true and I know for a fact that both things are true because it was in the news so I must've expressed myself badly when I said that it's a creepypasta :|
I have heard from multiple sources that people who were treating his brother gave him bad medicine that made him aggressive (probably sertraline or something) and therefore he went out and axe'd her. www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article10209643.ab for example
I understand how you like the real stuff more though hahaha, it really is mind jarring.
Thank you eternally for this thread, I appreciate it. I know, my writing is that kind of stale and awkward but I'm tired.. as long as you understand it i guess

hahahhaha anyone can get laid if they put the effort into it, these people are just lazy. yeah i broswed /x/ a little bit for a while but there were so many shitposters and stuff there...
which is your favourite creepypasta? mine is probably the lsd dream emulator one, that one gives me shills just by thinking of it and i probably need to postpone bedtime because I thought of it
User avatar #252038 to #252036 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You just made it sound like it was more of a creepypasta.

My favorite creepypastas are BEN, Dogscape, and the Godzilla NES creepypasta. They're all really long reads, but they're worth it.

I've seen the Russian Sleep Experiment posted here so many times that I could probably recite it backwards and forwards in my sleep. It's a good pasta and all, but Jesus, I'm sure just about everyone knows it by now.
User avatar #252040 to #252038 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh. not good with words

Never read dogscape or godzilla nes
do you listen to mrcreepypasta? or any of the other channels
i do that when I'm on my way to school, is nice entertainment

lol yeah. i kinda forgot about it, what was the kicker now again?
User avatar #252044 to #252040 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
One of them sat up from a coma or something and said "I am god". Something like that.

I don't like to listen to creepypastas. The shitty background music that the readers put in the background to try to make it creepy and atmospheric kind of kills it for me.

This is probably the best "read" creepypasta I've ever seen; www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWa8C-jVTKE
User avatar #252054 to #252044 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
I think you're confusing it with sonic.exe no? Either that or You need to login to view this link

I think it's a finesse sometimes, sometimes really adds to the feeling, I really suggest checking out mcps videos. myuuji makes such a great soundtrack

i listened to a bit of that, the voice is way too scary for this hour but thanks i'lll bookmark it
User avatar #252023 to #252022 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
nattramns brother who killed her***
though now that I think again, I think she survived.
User avatar #251725 to #251719 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
Too bad a lot of the reposts are shit and have been posted already many times before.
User avatar #251707 to #251705 - leonhardt (04/26/2014) [-]
Say what you want, dude can't draw arms though.
His huge tittied furry chick looks like a goddamn T-Rex.
User avatar #251726 to #251707 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
Does that make them awesome or bad for you?
User avatar #251706 to #251705 - nefarian (04/26/2014) [-]
I hate when people think OC = comedy gold.
He could've drawn stick figures for my sake, as long as there was a punchline.
Maybe most of the FJers are from deviantart.
User avatar #251697 - turkeylegleg (04/26/2014) [-]
I hate that I bought a bunch of books in the beginning of the year thinking to myself "Yeah, i'm gonna be a reader. People are gonna look at me and think 'Hey, that's the guy that reads a shitload of books. He must be well versed and poetic'. Nope, hardly've touched them since I bought 'em. All I do is sit in front of my laptop all fucking day when i'm not in school. And i'm getting heart problems too. Breathing in too much brings funny feelings. Fuck. I keep telling myself that I need to go for walks, yet I never do. I'd crack my laptop over my knee if it didn't have so much school shit.
User avatar #251702 to #251697 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Heart problems? They call it "The Euphoric Wheeze".
User avatar #251772 to #251702 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Is that some kind of fedora joke
User avatar #251698 to #251697 - bladeboy (04/26/2014) [-]
Books are for faggots
User avatar #251687 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I hate how I'm slowly losing my ability to concentrate on anything.
User avatar #251704 to #251687 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
Get more sleep and eat healthier stuff.
User avatar #251682 - thesoulless (04/26/2014) [-]
Ok, so I know Shibe already posted this, but this woman should really be taken out and shot.

#251703 to #251682 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
User avatar #251696 to #251682 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2014) [-]
what the fuck...
User avatar #251689 to #251682 - nefarian (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm surprised the parents are still alive. I mean, holy shit, one kid died because he was struck by a car, and the other one because of unintentional suicide.
It might help them if they counter-sue that bitch for millions.
#251686 to #251682 - elitefourcaitlin (04/26/2014) [-]
A similar thing happened to my aunt and uncle   
My cousin died in a car accident at 17 colliding with her, and she broke her legs in the accident and was in the hospital for a few weeks    
She sued my aunt and uncle the price of all her bills since she didnt have insurance
A similar thing happened to my aunt and uncle
My cousin died in a car accident at 17 colliding with her, and she broke her legs in the accident and was in the hospital for a few weeks
She sued my aunt and uncle the price of all her bills since she didnt have insurance
User avatar #251688 to #251686 - shibe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
what the fuck
User avatar #251685 to #251682 - foreveranonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't know shit about courts, lawyers, or suing- but I hope the family can counter sue the dumb bitch that killed their kid.
User avatar #251684 to #251682 - shibe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
it's such a terrible thing like come on
User avatar #251776 to #251656 - dalokan (04/26/2014) [-]
So MemeCenter stopped paying him?

Let's see how he turns around not having a patronizing site as "trying to help fj"
User avatar #251708 to #251656 - leonhardt (04/26/2014) [-]
Like a T-Rex.
User avatar #251691 to #251656 - fedegon ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
This is the opposite of good idea bad execution.
Good execution, but no idea.
User avatar #251680 to #251656 - foreveranonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
I have no idea what was going on. Gave it a red pinkie before I finished looking at the first panel, I hate his comics
User avatar #251683 to #251680 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Anyone with common sense would hate his work. That's why he left for MemeCenter because he was being paid to make this. Users ate this shit up and then they stopped paying people to make OC. A few users here immigrated to that shit site to get cash. Now they're gonna have to make a profit through something else.
User avatar #251670 to #251656 - Conquistador (04/26/2014) [-]
Lol, he's still using that thing based off maki badfox?
User avatar #251672 to #251670 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Who the fuck is that?
User avatar #251675 to #251672 - Conquistador (04/26/2014) [-]
Some girl that drew a lot of kitsune/neko girls that the furfags and weebs keep posting around a lot.
User avatar #251727 to #251675 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
It's funny how sometimes an anonymous user's creations become more well known than them even if they namefagged or have defined identities on their image boards.
#251665 to #251656 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
...What? I can't even tell what's going on.
User avatar #251671 to #251665 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
I swear it's like Michael Bay did this. All flash and tits with no point.
User avatar #251677 to #251671 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I was trying really hard to find some kind of shitty inside joke or a point but there was none. The only "joke" was the euphoric fedora thing, and that's been dead for months. People still find "OC" funny.
User avatar #251679 to #251677 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Also the requests for porn. Wow guys, give your libido some dignity.
User avatar #251663 to #251656 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
Good art.
Shitty comic and shitty drawing on the girl.

OP was the fedora wearer in that comic.
User avatar #251662 to #251656 - dumerveil (04/26/2014) [-]
Why does she have a tail?
User avatar #251669 to #251662 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Appeal to the Anime/Furry fandom. It's all marketing dumer. Broadening the appeal you catch my drift?
User avatar #251699 to #251669 - thisisbait (04/26/2014) [-]
As a furry, and we have all discussed this too. We know hes just pandering to our shit, and none of us want it.

Also, everyone besides a certain rita enjoy dicks more.
User avatar #251700 to #251699 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
The guy who's batshit for foxes?
User avatar #251701 to #251700 - thisisbait (04/26/2014) [-]
Just one fox.

Ehh, were all weird.
User avatar #251674 to #251669 - dumerveil (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't like it.
User avatar #251681 to #251674 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Well unfortunately those who are consumed by the internet like it.
User avatar #251666 to #251662 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
OP is a furry, apparently.
User avatar #251667 to #251666 - dumerveil (04/26/2014) [-]
But there aren't furries in titanfall, are there?
User avatar #251673 to #251667 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
#251655 - turkeylegleg (04/26/2014) [-]
Just finished exams. Came home, bored as fuck, played some psychonauts, still bored. I think to myself "I should be drinking to celebrate, I haven't had a drink in a while", So I text a friend of mine (who also finished exams) and asked him if the liquor store is still open.
"You mean the bar?"
"You're at the bar?"
"Yeah, been here since 10. Why aren't you here?"
Nigger I fucking wonder why i'm not there. I fucking hate it when people go "But why weren't you there? We had a blast. You would have had a blast".
You didn't invite me. Fuck. What, you'd think I'd just go to a bar in hopes that everyone that WAS invited would just show up around me.

And now I learn the liquor store WAS open for a half hour after I asked him, but it's too fucking late now.

I need a drink.
User avatar #251660 to #251655 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
Stay home, get a nice glass of wine, sit down and chill.

Fuck the bar.
User avatar #251668 to #251660 - turkeylegleg (04/26/2014) [-]
What's so hard to understand about me wanting to go to the liquor store? To buy liquor, since I have none.
User avatar #251676 to #251668 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
I get that.
I'm saying that fuck your friend and fuck the bar.
Get some wine from the liquor store and stay home and chill.
Is there anywhere near you, you can walk to and grab a drink?

I usually just get a gallon of sangria if I drink.

1+1/2 - 2 glasses is good for me.
User avatar #251657 to #251655 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Watermelon Vodka and Mountain Dew was always a good cheap drink. Either that or Red Bull mixed with Jager in a good ol' red solo cup.
User avatar #251777 to #251657 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
I've heard that energy drink with alcohol can be pretty lethal
User avatar #251658 to #251657 - turkeylegleg (04/26/2014) [-]
Price isn't the issue here, as much as i'd like it to be.
User avatar #251659 to #251658 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
What's your poison?
User avatar #251661 to #251659 - turkeylegleg (04/26/2014) [-]
Usually a dirty/white russian, doubled kahlua. Mmm, I can taste it.
User avatar #251690 to #251661 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Summer Ales, any seasonal brews and Sankaty Light Lager That's the good stuff .
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User avatar #251728 to #251645 - majormayor (04/26/2014) [-]
There's some parodies of it by /pol/ on Youtube.
User avatar #251695 to #251645 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
Couldn't get past 10 seconds without busting my thin gut. Wow, like I'd actually take them seriously.
User avatar #251654 to #251645 - nefarian (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm fat.
I'm trying to lose weight.
I'm a bad person?
User avatar #251692 to #251654 - teoyuppie (04/26/2014) [-]
To them you are.
User avatar #251653 to #251645 - darksideofthebeast (04/26/2014) [-]
this actually pissed me off so hard

User avatar #251650 to #251645 - dumerveil (04/26/2014) [-]
This got over $20k?
User avatar #251649 to #251645 - Conquistador (04/26/2014) [-]
Lol, that guy was a faggot.
User avatar #251648 to #251645 - lobselvith ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Not even swiftykidd can save us now.
#251647 to #251645 - aoeui (04/26/2014) [-]
Subhumanity strikes again
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