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User avatar #293858 - voltkills (07/17/2014) [-]
colored text ran out, time to cry.
User avatar #293862 to #293860 - voltkills (07/17/2014) [-]
is your permanent?
User avatar #293863 to #293862 - alstorp (07/17/2014) [-]
No. But I have more OC to upload once it runs out. Hopefully they will do well enough for another color changer.
User avatar #293849 - rokkarokkaali (07/17/2014) [-]
I hate how every time ExplosmEntertainment uploads another Cyanide and Happiness video, the comments are flocked with,"That wasn't funny!" or "unsubscribing!" or "wow I didn't think you could get worse". There are like 3 million people subscribed to them, do you really think they're going to please all 3 million people with every 3 minute video?
User avatar #293886 to #293849 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Well, I was actually seeing a video last night about a dude that used to do shitty video blogs and then he started doing music and gameplay videos and he lost over 5,000,000 subscribers.
User avatar #293890 to #293886 - rokkarokkaali (07/17/2014) [-]
what was his name
User avatar #293891 to #293890 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I don't remember.
User avatar #293909 to #293891 - misticalz (07/17/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali

SwiftKarateChop
3 years ago he was getting 250k views per vid
now he's getting 1-3k
User avatar #293851 to #293849 - rynkar (07/17/2014) [-]
But Cyanide and Happiness is utter shit.
Cheap shock value comedy repeated over and over again, it tends to degrade itself.
User avatar #293852 to #293851 - rokkarokkaali (07/17/2014) [-]
But they managed to get 3 million subs doing that, and if a sub expects that every video will be of the same quality then they have high as fuck expectations.
User avatar #293859 to #293852 - cleanmouth (07/17/2014) [-]
Their number of subscribers does not mean that they are good quality. Refer to PewDiePie for example.
User avatar #293855 to #293852 - rynkar (07/17/2014) [-]
The fact they have any subscribers amazes me to no end.
But if it isn't perfectly clear, I despise their shit.
User avatar #293856 to #293855 - rokkarokkaali (07/17/2014) [-]
Back when they posted things like Speed Racist, and that long video about the guy that could sit anywhere, I think they got most of their subs.
User avatar #293847 - negerslaktarn (07/17/2014) [-]
I just hate liberals an bitchy immigrants. I mean i have been a neet for almost two monhts and i havent recieved a single nickle. I ficking need to wait another month before that and immigrants get a shitload of money the same day as they arrive. Fuck niggers, they should be genocoded.
User avatar #293894 to #293847 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Hue hue, neet.
User avatar #293892 to #293847 - teoberry (07/17/2014) [-]
>neet
Swedes r fhags xDDDDDDD
User avatar #293875 to #293847 - nimba ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Interesting comment though I... wait... you're a neet? Sorry, I almost thought your opinion mattered for a second LOL
User avatar #293888 to #293875 - negerslaktarn (07/17/2014) [-]
seroisly, what do you guys have against neets? just because i refuse to work doesnt mean i am useless to society. i may be a lazy sack of shit but atleast im brave enough to admit it on the internet. and just like jrsus christ himself told me while he erotically licked my ear in my sleep: bravery are sacred, now spread up your anus cus im gonna bless you hard. my shitter hurted when i woke up but that might be because i fell asleep in a finnish sauna and there where three gay finns there
User avatar #293857 to #293847 - voltkills (07/17/2014) [-]
haha useless neet
User avatar #293844 - cleanmouth (07/17/2014) [-]
"oh my god my sides"

"Realistic" fan art that is just needlessly dark and edgy

Kickass Facts

Things like "we evolved to do X in order to do Y" being said by actual scientists makes me cringe. I mean, anyone with some knowledge about the subject should understand that evolution is not a deliberate decision that the entire species made unanimously, that you don't just get to decide to evolve, and that natural selection does not create some ability appear because a need appears for it. That's why it's called natural selection and not intelligent design. And then they try to use that shitty logic to preach a sugary moral message.
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User avatar #293843 - finblob (07/17/2014) [-]
I quote Hairspray way too much for it to be healthy.
#293829 - huntergriff (07/17/2014) [-]
>People that are still hating on reach because of "Plotholes conflicting with Halo: The fall of reach"   
>People that don't fucking understand what the bloody fuck a goddamn retcon is.
>People that are still hating on reach because of "Plotholes conflicting with Halo: The fall of reach"
>People that don't fucking understand what the bloody fuck a goddamn retcon is.
User avatar #293880 to #293829 - volero ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
ODST is still my favorite campaign of any Halo.
User avatar #293830 to #293829 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
>People who think Reach isn't the best Halo and one of the best FPSs of all time.
User avatar #293865 to #293830 - wallbuilder (07/17/2014) [-]
C'mon man, even as a joke that's going too far.
User avatar #293861 to #293830 - alstorp (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh this
User avatar #293831 to #293830 - huntergriff (07/17/2014) [-]
Eh...it would have been better if bungie didn't half ass everything in reach...
User avatar #293834 to #293831 - averagewhitekid (07/17/2014) [-]
Eh, reach was pretty much perfect
and I used to be one of the guys that just played Halo 2 and 3 all day
User avatar #293841 to #293834 - huntergriff (07/17/2014) [-]
No, Halo 2 and 3 were perfect, Reach...reach was just a mess until 343I took over.
User avatar #293832 to #293831 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
What'chu talking about. Everything was polished to a mirror shine. The hud was great, it was one of 2 halos that make health a fun mechanic, they brought back the enemies with shields so that plasma weapons were useful again, it was great.
User avatar #293838 to #293832 - huntergriff (07/17/2014) [-]
Bungie:
>Ripped every default map in multiplayer from campaign, even putting a goddamn remake...a literal remake into the goddamn campaign
>Gave us a cool looking Assault rifle, that sucks massive balls on anything above normal and in multiplayer
>Gave us broken armor abilities (Case in point: Armor lock.)
>Basically abandoned the game AFTER their first DLC for Reach, leaving 343i to clean up after their mess
>Fucking invasion was way too fucking imbalanced, considering the fact that to even kill an elite you basically have to waste half your magazine or noob combo it.
User avatar #293867 to #293838 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
The assault rifle is pretty much useless, anyway. I only used it once or twice in the entire game, and that was when there was no DMR or needle rifle.
User avatar #293868 to #293867 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
Same thing for Halo 3, the AR was completely useless except for the flood levels, and even then there were better weapons.
User avatar #293839 to #293838 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I don't care for multiplayer, because multiplayer is not a crafted experience. Is a set of toys for people to play with. Perfectly valid, just not what I want out of a videogame and not what I'd call a good metric for game design per se.
User avatar #293840 to #293839 - huntergriff (07/17/2014) [-]
Considering the fact that multiplayer and campaign are the two things (Not counting the characters) Halo is known for...They really could have done better.
User avatar #293842 to #293840 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Also, I thought the multiplayer was awesome. I wasted like 40 hours in that and I'm not a multiplayer guy. I was good with the rifle, I never thought the armor abilities were broken -overpowering armour lock was easy with a little timing- I don't consider DLC to be an obligation of the developer and never noticed an imbalance with the invasion method. The turrets and vehicles were always primarily made so they were more effective against the attacking team, which in turn had the advantage of not having to depend a fairly open space. Seemed well made to me.
User avatar #293828 - ivoryhammer (07/17/2014) [-]
I hate it when my eyes get all hot and itchy and nothing helps.
#293807 - qxangelxp (07/17/2014) [-]
I really feel like shit knowing that if I were to one day die, there would be no real way to get the word out to all the people in places that I frequent online.   
   
Unless I were to have some sort of written will for my family instructing them to visit a list of select sites and use this certain username and password, all the people that I've kept in contact with would just not see me anymore.   
   
Hell, I do often think of writing one in fact. But I simply despise the troubling thought of why I need to, so I push the idea away.   
   
   
I've always hated not knowing.   
I wouldn't want those internet friends of mine to be unsure of what exactly happened to me when I seemingly dropped off the face of the earth. They need to know.   
   
   
I'd want proper closure with my online buddies when I log off for the last time.
I really feel like shit knowing that if I were to one day die, there would be no real way to get the word out to all the people in places that I frequent online.

Unless I were to have some sort of written will for my family instructing them to visit a list of select sites and use this certain username and password, all the people that I've kept in contact with would just not see me anymore.

Hell, I do often think of writing one in fact. But I simply despise the troubling thought of why I need to, so I push the idea away.


I've always hated not knowing.
I wouldn't want those internet friends of mine to be unsure of what exactly happened to me when I seemingly dropped off the face of the earth. They need to know.


I'd want proper closure with my online buddies when I log off for the last time.
User avatar #293879 to #293807 - rebornpooper (07/17/2014) [-]
That would be disastrous for this board.
"I deeply regret not telling ren that, despite how differently he or she lived than we expected, that we love him or her."
"Why can't our son just like normal porn?"
"Is our son really that lonely that he spent all of his time hating things?"
"Hi everyone. Why is our son called 'rebornpooper'?"
User avatar #293822 to #293807 - lobselvith (07/17/2014) [-]
I have some of them added on facebook, so I'm pretty sure they would find out from my family.
User avatar #293814 to #293807 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I've moved a lot, so my best friends are scattered all over the place and I know exactly what you mean. We'll be talking until 4 AM and then I go to bed and start thinking how would I ever find out if they just fell off the stairs 'cause they were so sleepy and broke their neck. Or how would they know if I had an accident because I'm the most careless person in the planet. It's pretty damn stressful to think about.
#293802 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm so god damn tired of telling my sister to wear her bloody glasses. She got diagnosed with astigmatism a few years ago, and the doctor said her eyes would probably fix themselves if she wore the glasses from three to five years. But she doesn't wear them. Every day is "My eyes are tired" or "I can't read that" but when I tell her to wear her fucking glasses she won't because "[She doesn't] want to look ugly".
User avatar #293993 to #293802 - dumerveil (07/17/2014) [-]
Tell her there's a whole genre of porn dedicated to women wearing glasses while they get fucked.
User avatar #293999 to #293993 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh, Dunmer, you know just how to light a fire in the heart of a woman.
User avatar #294000 to #293999 - dumerveil (07/17/2014) [-]
So do you like live with your sister or what?
User avatar #294002 to #294000 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Aye, I'm taking care of her until her fiance comes back.
User avatar #294012 to #294005 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Well. Her fiance is a sodier gloryboy twat and I don't want her to sit here alone worrying sick about it for months, so here I am.
User avatar #294015 to #294012 - dumerveil (07/17/2014) [-]
How nice.
User avatar #293869 to #293802 - gwegw (07/17/2014) [-]
Does she have contact lenses? I know in some cases people with the condition can wear them.
User avatar #293898 to #293869 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
She said she doesn't want contacts because she often has to wear them at work and she does cosplay so she doesn't want to deal with swapping them out all the time. Don't know what her excuse was before that, though.
User avatar #294185 to #293898 - gwegw (07/18/2014) [-]
You can get custom made circle lenses for cosplay if you need contacts. I get them, and they're not that expensive.
User avatar #293833 to #293802 - finblob (07/17/2014) [-]
Tell her to get big black hipster glasses like me
User avatar #293897 to #293833 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
No. Then I'd have to punch her in the face, and I don't want to punch my lil sister in the face.
User avatar #293817 to #293802 - iridium (07/17/2014) [-]
You tell that bitch that girls look goddamn adorable in glasses.
User avatar #293819 to #293817 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Tried but "[I'm her] brother, so of course [I'm] going to say that"
User avatar #293823 to #293819 - iridium (07/17/2014) [-]
No but seriously. Have you tried telling her it isn't going to matter in a couple years when her vision gets so bad that she will have no choice because she won't be able to drive, work many jobs, etc. without them? (mind you im not an optometrist so I don't know that much in detail. about astigmatisms)
User avatar #293821 to #293819 - iridium (07/17/2014) [-]
You tell her I fucking said it then.
User avatar #293850 to #293821 - rokkarokkaali (07/17/2014) [-]
What a lady killer.
User avatar #293824 to #293821 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
"Iridium said girls look pretty with glasses, so wear yours, [sister's name]"
#293825 to #293824 - iridium (07/17/2014) [-]
are contacts not an option either?
are contacts not an option either?
User avatar #293826 to #293825 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
No, I've got it too; runs in the family. Basically it boils down to reading things that aren't giant sized is a huge pain in the butt. It gets worse but only f you strain your eyes for long -which she does, because she reads comics a lot.
She said she doesn't want contacts because she often has to wear them at work and she does cosplay so she doesn't want to deal with swapping them out all the time. Don't know what her excuse was before that, though.
User avatar #294048 to #293826 - iridium (07/18/2014) [-]
That's silly. Millions of people deal with contacts and you can hardly tell they're even there, that's like the point of contacts. It takes a bit of getting used to but that's it.
User avatar #294050 to #294048 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I know, it's silly but that's her excuse "I don't want to take them out all the time whenever I have to wear different contacts at work or when I'm doing cosplay".
User avatar #294052 to #294050 - iridium (07/18/2014) [-]
And how much time does she spend doing her hair, clothes, makeup, etc. a day? What's one more little inconvenience?
User avatar #294055 to #294052 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Dude... I know. but she doesn't get it. There's no way I can get this across. She's so thick headed.
#293812 to #293802 - targaryren (07/17/2014) [-]
I should probably buy new glasses   
I stopped wearing mine a couple of years ago and now they are gone
I should probably buy new glasses
I stopped wearing mine a couple of years ago and now they are gone
User avatar #293816 to #293812 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
You should, you irresponsible... person who's irresponsible. Also, this gif physically hurts me.
User avatar #293820 to #293818 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Because Yuki looks so cute. And I just want to get my hands into anime world and pinch her cheeks and speak in the retard fashion one uses to speak to dogs. But then I remember she's the most annoying thing ever devised by nature and I want to crush her head... it's too conflicting.
User avatar #293787 - thisisbait (07/17/2014) [-]
When anyone finds out im gay:

"Wow, i didnt know you were gay, you dont look like it."

Sorry that i dont wear fishnet shirts and cut off jean shorts.
User avatar #293846 to #293787 - negerslaktarn (07/17/2014) [-]
HAHA FAGGOT
#293835 to #293800 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Have the gif, pal
Have the gif, pal
User avatar #293836 to #293835 - ivoryhammer (07/17/2014) [-]
I was looking for that on my computer for a while but couldn't find it so I just decided to take a screenshot.
#293837 to #293836 - gmarrox ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh. :c   
   
Well take this one then.
Oh. :c

Well take this one then.
User avatar #293796 to #293787 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Wow, I didn't know you were gay, you don't talk like it.
User avatar #293789 to #293787 - squalllionhart (07/17/2014) [-]
well, you should
User avatar #293790 to #293789 - thisisbait (07/17/2014) [-]
I know...
User avatar #293769 - cleanmouth (07/17/2014) [-]
le spherical.gif bandwagons. seriously, when one guy posts it, everyone in the comment section posts it too. i don't care how much of a tradition it is, it's a stupid tradition.
User avatar #293744 - daryldixon (07/17/2014) [-]
Can you guys hate on this pls www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FrFhelVa3g
User avatar #293895 to #293744 - teoberry (07/17/2014) [-]
this is gayer than aids tyler
User avatar #293853 to #293744 - rokkarokkaali (07/17/2014) [-]
tyler pls
#293763 to #293744 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2014) [-]
lol why this nigga sayin he don't own rights to a song that was sampled a song from 200 years ago
User avatar #293762 to #293744 - thisisbait (07/17/2014) [-]
What so bad about it.
User avatar #293755 to #293744 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Music's pretty good, though.
User avatar #293756 to #293755 - daryldixon (07/17/2014) [-]
WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE YOU FUCK
User avatar #293757 to #293756 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Meh.
User avatar #293758 to #293757 - daryldixon (07/17/2014) [-]
eat my ass
User avatar #293759 to #293758 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Get yourself inside a nice, tight outfit and I'll do so much more: I promise.
User avatar #293760 to #293759 - daryldixon (07/17/2014) [-]
I don't like the sound of that
User avatar #293761 to #293760 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
feg
User avatar #293745 to #293744 - majormayor (07/17/2014) [-]
No.
I liked the video to spite you.
User avatar #293746 to #293745 - fishinyourface ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
what if that's his plan?
User avatar #293751 to #293746 - daryldixon (07/17/2014) [-]
fuck off pussyface
User avatar #293752 to #293751 - fishinyourface ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
naw
User avatar #293754 to #293752 - daryldixon (07/17/2014) [-]
oh okay
User avatar #293729 - thisisbait (07/17/2014) [-]
So i decided, "I feel like playing Habbo Hotel again, but habbo sucks. I know, ill play a retro."

So i find a retro, this was the first one i saw: rise-hotel.com/

I am dying laughing because its all 12 year old boys. Not only that, but its faux stoner 12 year old boys, with that whole "angsty emo 'gotta sit in the corner'" kinda attitude.

It sucks that i cant find an actual good retro though, theyre all shit.
User avatar #293749 to #293729 - fistfireace (07/17/2014) [-]
I didn't think anyone else on here played Habbo. Someone did tell me about Rise, and yeah, that's probably one of the worst retros.

If you haven't tried it, fresh-hotel.org, might be good it's also apparently the most popular one as of today . I played it for awhile a few months back, but kept meeting twelve year old kids, so I stopped.
User avatar #293764 to #293749 - misticalz (07/17/2014) [-]
i playe habbo for a week once
User avatar #293766 to #293764 - fistfireace (07/17/2014) [-]
I played it a lot, almost a year (or two) before my old computer broke..but that's when I was 12/13.
User avatar #293727 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
I hate bizarre dreams. I had a dream last night that I met Tomoyo Sakagami in a children's asylum in an unspecified location somewhere in Europe (although it wasn't Italy because my dream didn't involve having my pockets picked). What kind of strangeness is that?

I hate being unaware of cool stores and stuff. I went to a movie with my friend earlier and on the way we stopped at McDonald's because he wanted to say hi to his girlfriend, and then we went into this store that sells all kinds of old (and new) games for a really good price, including a bunch of foreign titles, and a bunch of game related merchandise as well. I've lived in this city for a total of 6 years now, and I never new it was there.

I hate sleep. I wish we didn't need it so that we could do stuff 24/7 without being a mess.
User avatar #293854 to #293727 - rokkarokkaali (07/17/2014) [-]
I had a dream I was exploring this giant store or something but it wasn't really a store, it was just a giant selection of bathroom stalls to choose from and a lot of them had something different in them so I spent the whole time looking for a normal stall to make poopie in and then I got out, walked around for a while and looked for a normal stall to make more poopie in.
User avatar #293731 to #293727 - thisisbait (07/17/2014) [-]
My recent dream, or at least, what i can remember of it, entailed this.

For some fucking reason, im in Japan, in a grocery store, buying almonds. Problem is i dont have anything other than 5$ USD, so im kinda fucked, but my cousin is there, and he tells me about exchange rates of USD to Yen. I Then know that the almonds cost 45$ USD, and its some absolute bullshit.

We then run into my geometry teacher, and i proceed to give him the finger, then i leave.
User avatar #293734 to #293731 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
I think it'd be fun to learn dream interpreting, just to try and make sense of all kinds of strange dreams.
User avatar #293735 to #293734 - thisisbait (07/17/2014) [-]
I suggest doing alot of drugs, then sleeping.

Shits mind-boggling...
User avatar #293715 - fistfireace (07/17/2014) [-]
I hate whenever people post rants about the community on the newest uploads, especially when we have a board for stuff like that. It's even worse when they try and command something to happen..yeah, I don't think so.

Case in point: funnyjunk.com/A+Message/text/5222749/ I also don't see why he didn't my comment, as well but whatever.
#293848 to #293715 - megavoir (07/17/2014) [-]
>"I love Dark Souls"
>"There are so many other NPCs to choose from and yet you choose the one that worships a fucking planet"

Even a 5 year old knows the sun isn't a planet.
User avatar #293720 to #293715 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
How do people disable thumbs like that?
#293722 to #293720 - fistfireace (07/17/2014) [-]
After selecting upload, under the options where you select where to post the content (SFW/NSFW) they'll have a 'comment option' click it and this box will appear.

You have to unselect all of it.
User avatar #293723 to #293722 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
And that stops people from thumbing, too?
User avatar #293725 to #293724 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
That's kinda odd, I would have thought that on a site like this only my kinky gay son would be able to do that.
User avatar #293726 to #293725 - fistfireace (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, that would make sense. Though, I think it's sorta cool that users could do it, but it's also bad with posts like that. Where you can do nothing but skip even when you want to thumb it down.
User avatar #293719 to #293715 - volero ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
"There are so many other NPCs to choose from and yet you choose the one that worships a fucking planet."
Nigga, the Sun is a star.
#293716 to #293715 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2014) [-]
is that dark souls fanboy mad?
User avatar #293718 to #293716 - fistfireace (07/17/2014) [-]
Apparently.
#293710 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2014) [-]
>Mid 50s married couple   
>Both have cancer anime profile pictures
>Mid 50s married couple
>Both have cancer anime profile pictures
#293750 to #293710 - fishinyourface ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I take it this is you
User avatar #293711 to #293710 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Link. Now. Must point and laugh.
#293714 to #293711 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2014) [-]
no link but pic instead. ages are ALMOST in their 50s.
User avatar #293765 to #293714 - stringfingerable (07/17/2014) [-]
Mmmmm. Haruna Sairenji. yes.
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User avatar #293804 to #293803 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Strangely enough, Sairenji rolls off the tongue very well. What a pretty name.
User avatar #293738 to #293714 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Uuuuuh. Uuuuuuuh. Eeeeeer. So, uh, are they, like... real?
User avatar #293737 to #293714 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh, yes, how dare they enjoy Chinese cartoons.
User avatar #293733 to #293714 - majormayor (07/17/2014) [-]
So they like something. Good for them!
User avatar #293705 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
I hate being killed by people with gold weapon camo in MW3 because the first thing that pops into my head is that they're probably cheating because I'm pretty sure I haven't been killed by a single hacker who wasn't using gold camo on their gun.

On a related note, anyone who hacks in public servers should receive a severe flogging.

I hate the way that my friend treats his girlfriend. My God, he's so mean to her, I don't understand how (or why) she puts up with it.

I hate that I can't find a bag that fits my computer for some reason, even though my sister has one that fits.

I hate Italy. Looking at the ruins and stuff is cool, but the actual cities are really unpleaant to be in. It doesn't feel safe even being on the major streets in Rome, the whole place seems pretty run down, and it's really annoying because everywhere you go people are trying to sell you stuff. Hell, Naples is such a dangerous place that people who've been there tell you to stay away from it. One exception, though, is Venice. Venice is a really nice place to visit. The city itself is really cool, with all the bridges and canals and narrow streets and stuff. It's also pretty much silent aside from the sound of people, because there are no cars, and the boats don't make much noise. All the restaurants and bars are also open really late, and in general it has a much more pleasant atmosphere that Rome does. Unfortunately, they're in hard times economically, so it's really expensive for people to live there, so the population is really declining.

User avatar #293706 to #293705 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Fuck you, Italy's the greatest place on earth
User avatar #293721 to #293706 - targaryren (07/17/2014) [-]
I think you mean murica
User avatar #293736 to #293721 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
2big4me
User avatar #293741 to #293736 - targaryren (07/17/2014) [-]
ok, just New England
User avatar #293768 to #293741 - Conquistador (07/17/2014) [-]
Too liberal.
#293773 to #293768 - targaryren (07/17/2014) [-]
.....n-new england master race?
.....n-new england master race?
User avatar #293799 to #293773 - Conquistador (07/17/2014) [-]
The south will rise again!
User avatar #293747 to #293741 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Mmhmm if I judge just by the place itself. Sure, it goes up in the rankings.
User avatar #293748 to #293747 - targaryren (07/17/2014) [-]
I am planning a secessionist movment
User avatar #293753 to #293748 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Somehow I don't think the Renmark Revolution will get any traction, but that's just me.
User avatar #293707 to #293706 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
Germany > Italy
User avatar #293709 to #293707 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
AHAHEHAHEHAHHAHAHEHEHAHAHEHAHEAHEHAHEAHEHAEHAHEAHAHAHAHAEHEHAHEAHEHEEHAHAEHAHEA No.
User avatar #293712 to #293709 - thesoulless (07/17/2014) [-]
Germany is way better, without a doubt.
User avatar #293713 to #293712 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Germany is meh. Every single time.
User avatar #293703 - cleanmouth (07/17/2014) [-]
shrek shitposts.
User avatar #293704 to #293703 - volero ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
The whole Shrek thing went cancerous after a week.
User avatar #293694 - akl (07/17/2014) [-]
I fucking hate that I'm instantly skeptical of pretty much anything anybody with colored text says. There really isn't much difference between people with and without, but I just can't help disliking you if you have it.
User avatar #293813 to #293694 - thegrohltroll (07/17/2014) [-]
That's racist
User avatar #293698 to #293694 - volero ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
When my kinky gay son didn't hand it out for front page, it was a sign that you were a good little bitch and gave my kinky gay son a good blowjob for it.
User avatar #293695 to #293694 - nefarian ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Similar thing happened in the mid-19th century
#293692 - chaosfanatic (07/17/2014) [-]
Fanboys who just can't admit their characters aren't that great. You know you've been in a conversation where it went something like:

"BATMAN CAN DEFINITELY BEAT GOKU."

"Dude just give it up."

"B-B-BUT MUH HE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY."
User avatar #293697 to #293692 - volero ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
To be fair, you can think of impossible opponents for just about anyone.
#293696 to #293692 - targaryren (07/17/2014) [-]
>Goku has died like 3 times
get rekt
User avatar #293699 to #293696 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Goku can change his hair colour and length at will.
#293693 to #293692 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/17/2014) [-]
Every Batman vs Superman conversation ever.
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