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#291807 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2014) [-]
I hate how I can't open my volume mixer   
so I have to restart my computer to fix it   
but I don't want too.
I hate how I can't open my volume mixer
so I have to restart my computer to fix it
but I don't want too.
#291803 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEqwKNNQBwc&feature=kp&hd=1
>there was a time when this shit was popular
#291825 to #291803 - fedegon (07/13/2014) [-]
He has a show on nick now.
I don't even feel sadness or anger anymore, just despair.
#291828 to #291825 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2014) [-]
Actually that show was cancelled a long time ago.
User avatar #291829 to #291828 - fedegon (07/13/2014) [-]
Thank intense bodylove. I didn't know that.
User avatar #291808 to #291803 - alstorp (07/13/2014) [-]
Claudio on Valentine's Day This makes me cringe so hard my eyes starts to water
User avatar #291795 - finblob ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/raised+online/funny-pictures/5217594/
"No! 4chan iswaaaay better than ur cancer shit autism fucking brownies furies faggot i bet u use reddit" sorry thats all I heard.
User avatar #291804 to #291795 - lobselvith (07/13/2014) [-]
"No, no, no, no, no, that's NOT how your allowed to interpret the Internet. My clearly subjective perceptions are better."
#291794 - thechosentroll (07/13/2014) [-]
Fаgmin changed the fucking word filters, so your gets replaced with you're and vice versa.
Fаgmin changed the fucking word filters, so your gets replaced with you're and vice versa.
User avatar #291797 to #291794 - alstorp (07/13/2014) [-]
so slo
User avatar #291793 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
I've been playing alot more Tf2 recently because I'm in a friends highlander team (competitive)
And because of that i'm utter shit at counter strike now
User avatar #291792 - thesoulless (07/13/2014) [-]
I kinda dislike sunday mornings, this one in particular. I woke up at 7 for some reason, and I need to go to my work and let them know I'm back, but nothing's open until 11.
#291791 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2014) [-]
I hate furries. I feel like they shouldn't be trusted around animals.
User avatar #291819 to #291791 - akl (07/13/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #291790 - thegrohltroll (07/13/2014) [-]
Crowdfunding - A Dose of Buckley I wanted to rant about that potato salad crowdfunding thing, but Buckley puts it better, so I'll share this video here.
User avatar #291789 - thesoulless (07/13/2014) [-]
I hate that the place we left my cat when we were on vacation isn't open on Sundays, so I won't be able to see him until tomorrow.
User avatar #291776 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
When people think they're experts on instruments after like three years of playing.
No, your getting there, but your not even near expert status. Because once you reach that, nothing is hard to play and very few things are unknown to you.
So that's like 15 years solid in my opinion.
But it's still annoying when people try to give me or others advice about skill when they've played less years than I have.
#291780 to #291776 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2014) [-]
when people think electronic drums aren't the same as a keyboard
User avatar #291786 to #291780 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
you're fucking stupid.
User avatar #291781 to #291780 - misticalz ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Sure it's all MIDI
but the playing style is obvs different
I feel like it's a nice introduction into real drums
User avatar #291777 to #291776 - thebestpieever (07/13/2014) [-]
Time playing =/= authority on playing.
I've been playing guitar for almost 18 years now, so I've been playing guitar for longer than you have known what a chord was. And I can assure you, without a shadow of a doubt, you know more about guitar playing than me. And a shit ton of other kids that picked a guitar 3 years ago do as well. Because seniority isn't synonymous with dedication or ability.
User avatar #291778 to #291777 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
It all depends on how much you play.
I may play 2-6 hours a day. How often do you play or read about it?
Because that is the biggest factor in it and how early you pick an instrument up.
User avatar #291823 to #291778 - thebestpieever (07/13/2014) [-]
Missed the point entirely.
User avatar #291787 to #291772 - EdwardNigma (07/13/2014) [-]
"OUR websites are better than you're websites."
Christ, at least we can admit when we're dickheads.
User avatar #291969 to #291787 - nefarian (07/13/2014) [-]
your*
User avatar #291775 to #291772 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
Webmd told me I had incurable cancer when I looked up these symptoms.
User avatar #291773 to #291772 - jadewest (07/13/2014) [-]
the cancer is real
User avatar #291771 - clavatninenine (07/13/2014) [-]
morningchorus.tumblr.com/post/91609441399/you-seem-to-really-not-like-dashcon-is-it-like-the

What the fuck were they expecting.

Tumblr couldn't put together a convention if the world depended on it.
User avatar #292001 to #291771 - majormayor (07/13/2014) [-]
I like that little cardinal.
#291763 - thatcreepingfeelin (07/13/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/pretty+much/funny-pictures/5217282/
this shit. the whole, "oh it's not my fault because genetics." what a bullshit excuse and posts like this remind me of retarded sjw's. anyone who acts like they can't get laid simply because of their looks are just social plebs looking to blame someone/something else for their poor excuse of social skills. and no matter how good/bad you look, how about you wash you're fucking face and put on some deodorant you filthy piece of shit. if no one wants to fuck you because of how ugly you appear, they sure as shit ain't gonna fuck you if you smell like a homeless man's wet asshole, and that's assuming you're shit social skills weren't the first thing to put people off.

just to clarify, i'm ranting about people who complain about not getting laid but put no effort into improving themselves as a person, blame other people with bullshit excuses and conspiracies for why they can't get laid, and overall are just shitty people because really all they want is to fuck bitches but lose their shit when they're turned down. side note: this rant applies not just to men but also to women. for the most part the type of women who would complain like this are feminazis and sjw's. yeah, that's right. if your the type of person to complain in such a manner, you are behaving exactly like those shitty tumblr feminists.

tl;dr: fucking read, and also the post reminded me of shit i hate (refer to the wall of text for what it is i hate and quit being too lazy to read. however if you can't read thick walls of text because of some sort of learning disability, consider doing something about that and coming back to refer to the wall of text above)
User avatar #291816 to #291763 - aoeui (07/13/2014) [-]
hey I have a learning disability please summarize you're wall of text for me (^:
User avatar #291818 to #291816 - aoeui (07/13/2014) [-]
Seriously I'm not gonna read that ѕhit you aѕѕhole
#291945 to #291818 - thatcreepingfeelin (07/13/2014) [-]
then don't read it
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User avatar #291765 to #291763 - thebestpieever (07/13/2014) [-]
Then I think this'll give you an aneurysm. You need to login to view this link
#291768 to #291765 - thatcreepingfeelin (07/13/2014) [-]
**thatcreepingfeelin rolled image**what a bunch of whiny little faggots. none of them are going to ever have a healthy relationship, and it'll be their own damn fault. the saddest part is that they'll never realize that they either were to stupid to figure it out or too much of cowards to admit it to themselves. fuck everyone of those guys. every misfortune that befalls them will be well deserved
User avatar #291751 - EdwardNigma (07/13/2014) [-]
A lesson has been learned. And that is, I need to get more exercise, because my legs hurt like a fucking cunt from walking around yesterday a lot.
User avatar #291769 to #291751 - spceinvdr (07/13/2014) [-]
do you wear cheap shoes?
User avatar #291785 to #291769 - EdwardNigma (07/13/2014) [-]
It wasn't the shoes.
It was my shitty legs and lack of exercise.
User avatar #292215 to #291785 - spceinvdr (07/14/2014) [-]
oh ok. I work where they make me wear dress shoes all day and my legs hurt like a admin when I'm through with my shift
#291738 - thebestpieever (07/13/2014) [-]
>Someone tells a shitty joke.
>Goes "Whaaaat" on a horrendous falsetto.
User avatar #291770 to #291738 - masterboll (07/13/2014) [-]
pretty sure that was stewie from family guy
#291737 - lionsoil (07/13/2014) [-]
I really hate ghetto kids
>Be me, at best friend's baby shower,
>He wants me to be a photographer at party
>his entire family is there, so many ghetto kids
>I'm taking pictures with his kodak, shit's going good, till battery starts running low
>I find some spare AA's but my fingers are too big to open the battery case
>See small female toddler nearby, ask her to open it
>"Can you pop this open for me sweetie"
>She looks at me with attitude & says
>"I only pop it open for a real nigga"
Fucking hate these little assholes.
User avatar #291788 to #291737 - darksideofthebeast (07/13/2014) [-]
lrn2bearealnigga
#291735 - thesoulless (07/13/2014) [-]
>tfw you'll never get to meet you're waifu
User avatar #291767 to #291735 - clavatninenine (07/13/2014) [-]
I meet my waifu every time i play corruption of champions.
User avatar #291752 to #291735 - rokkarokkaali (07/13/2014) [-]
>tfw I already fuck my whyfoo every day after school
Just check my deviantart and I have top quality pics of her and me with my am around the body heat she gives off. Just please don't show my classmates, they made fun of me last time.
User avatar #291753 to #291752 - thebestpieever (07/13/2014) [-]
For the love of god. Please tell me you are saying this based off of a deviantart account you have a link to.
User avatar #291755 to #291754 - thebestpieever (07/13/2014) [-]
The pony ones where funnier.
User avatar #291759 to #291757 - thebestpieever (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah, that's the one. Epicaricacy in a bottle.
#291748 to #291735 - volero ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
I never understood the reason for the whole waifu thing.
User avatar #291744 to #291735 - bladeboy (07/13/2014) [-]
>watching anime
User avatar #291742 to #291735 - wallbuilder (07/13/2014) [-]
>Implying I won't
Just you wait, 30 years from now, someone will find my dead in my cheap rental with a virtual reality headset on and cum-stained walls(and ceiling).
User avatar #291743 to #291742 - majormayor (07/13/2014) [-]
Dat comment.
"my dead"
heh heh
User avatar #291749 to #291743 - wallbuilder (07/13/2014) [-]
Lemme amend that.
Just you wait, 2 days from now, someone will find me dead in my car 20 miles out of town, laptop battery dead, tears and cumrags abounds and my final worlds scrawled on a McDonalds paper bag: "Fucked up my sentence. Can't go on. Going to meet waifu in afterlife."
User avatar #291750 to #291749 - majormayor (07/13/2014) [-]
Alright.
#291741 to #291735 - foreveranonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
My waifu is better
#291761 to #291741 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2014) [-]
>Touhou waifu
>Not superior swole drunk unicorn girl
#291762 to #291761 - foreveranonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Fuck, I love Yuugi
User avatar #291779 to #291762 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
yu gi oh is for four-year-olds
User avatar #291745 to #291741 - majormayor (07/13/2014) [-]
Looks edgier than Edge La Edge.
#291746 to #291745 - foreveranonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Well your a fucking faggot :^)
User avatar #291747 to #291746 - majormayor (07/13/2014) [-]
Nah, man.
User avatar #291740 to #291735 - majormayor (07/13/2014) [-]
>you're waifu
Did you take the opportunity to make that joke?
User avatar #291739 to #291735 - thebestpieever (07/13/2014) [-]
Roliga said we could meet if I was a good boy.
#291736 to #291735 - fargfive (07/13/2014) [-]
tfw most of my waifus are dead or worse, spoken for
#291728 - targaryren (07/13/2014) [-]
my little cousin
like...he is a freshmen in high school now and going through a phase...and I can't blame him for that I guess.
but he used to be really cool, but now he just tries to act gangsta, which is really hard when you are a skinny white kid
but like..there would be a get together at my house, and everyone was playing mario kart and his family comes along and he is like "pfft you guys still play this baby stuff"
like...dude, no one cares, we are all just having a good time
it doesn't help that he used to be absolutely obsessed with Mario when he was younger
User avatar #291774 to #291728 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
but mario is for babies
User avatar #291820 to #291774 - aoeui (07/13/2014) [-]
it doesn't help that he used to be absolutely obsessed with Sonic when he was younger
User avatar #291766 to #291728 - damandan (07/13/2014) [-]
smack him for being a little shit
User avatar #291813 to #291730 - teoberry (07/13/2014) [-]
That's a normal preppy white kid Theo. I don't get the joke.
User avatar #291734 to #291730 - majormayor (07/13/2014) [-]
Never heard of it.
User avatar #291729 to #291728 - rokkarokkaali (07/13/2014) [-]
He's probably just embarrased at his obsession with mario
User avatar #291732 to #291729 - targaryren (07/13/2014) [-]
i could see that
#291725 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
So with my old friends, something I used to hate was when they would call me up and say "Oh hey come over we gonna do something fun" and then when I go over none of our plans were never going to happen, so I had to just sit around with them while they did stupid shit on their phones. We barely even talked, it was just them browsing facebook or some shit like that.   
Then I got some new friends in this new city, and we actually did stuff that was enjoyable and worth getting off of my computer for. Better yet, since they know I am 17 and can't get into clubs with them, they made plans that were great for everyone and everyone could be involved in them. But now, 4 weeks into the summer session, all of their plans just consist of "Hey bro lets go to The Pub or The Library!"  two different bars/clubs right around here  "Oh yeah lets go!" and then I just stay back. Or when we have met up in the past few days, we just did jack shit and, you guessed it, sat around and browsed facebook or some shit like that.   
Then on top of that, since I am 17 and an early graduate, every girl looks at me like I am some little baby, going as far as to say "Oh its too bad that Average isn't 18, he is too young for me right now"  as reported by my two roommates who have been good friends so far . Its pretty fucking ridiculous that they just came from high school where you could date years apart and it would be no sweat, and now its impossible to even think about dating a year younger than you
So with my old friends, something I used to hate was when they would call me up and say "Oh hey come over we gonna do something fun" and then when I go over none of our plans were never going to happen, so I had to just sit around with them while they did stupid shit on their phones. We barely even talked, it was just them browsing facebook or some shit like that.
Then I got some new friends in this new city, and we actually did stuff that was enjoyable and worth getting off of my computer for. Better yet, since they know I am 17 and can't get into clubs with them, they made plans that were great for everyone and everyone could be involved in them. But now, 4 weeks into the summer session, all of their plans just consist of "Hey bro lets go to The Pub or The Library!" two different bars/clubs right around here "Oh yeah lets go!" and then I just stay back. Or when we have met up in the past few days, we just did jack shit and, you guessed it, sat around and browsed facebook or some shit like that.
Then on top of that, since I am 17 and an early graduate, every girl looks at me like I am some little baby, going as far as to say "Oh its too bad that Average isn't 18, he is too young for me right now" as reported by my two roommates who have been good friends so far . Its pretty fucking ridiculous that they just came from high school where you could date years apart and it would be no sweat, and now its impossible to even think about dating a year younger than you
User avatar #291715 - shibe (07/13/2014) [-]
WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS NOTICE THINGS WRONG WITH MYSELF AT NIGHT TIME AND MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP SO I CAN'T ASK THEM QUESTIONS

I HATE IT SO MUCH
User avatar #291717 to #291715 - aoeui (07/13/2014) [-]
like what?
User avatar #291733 to #291717 - thesoulless (07/13/2014) [-]
"Mommy, Daddy, why is my penis getting hard?"

"Where do babies come from?"

"What's the deal with airline food?"
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