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#451440 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I'm finally able to look at my study guide for english, and they don't say shit about what the essay on the final is about.
#451439 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
GIF
When you are watching a spy movie on cinemax, and the protagonist wins by sucking dick.
#451434 - aoeui
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(01/22/2016) [-]
NSFW hasn't had a single good thing in 4 years
#451430 - anon
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(01/22/2016) [-]
>laugh about nuking japan
>cry about 9/11

gj
#451441 to #451430 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I'm not doing either, but those are unidentical comparisons.
#451437 to #451436 - EdwardNigma
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Facebook comments often make me want to kill myself.
#451445 to #451437 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Really? You should read them more often, then!
#451438 to #451437 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
>Implying that japs are more important than whales.
#451462 to #451438 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
As a christian who values humans more than animals, then, yes they actually are.
#451511 to #451462 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Christfag
I'm le atheist
#451429 - huntergriff
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(01/22/2016) [-]
i really do hate my cable company.
i really do hate my cable company.
#451442 to #451429 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
The feeling is probably mutual.
#451431 to #451429 - anon
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(01/22/2016) [-]
why? are they feminists too?
#451432 to #451431 - huntergriff
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Fuck off, mate.
#451423 - thedudeistheman
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(01/22/2016) [-]
My roommate didn't bother telling me he was dropping out and going to another school. It's not like we were best friends, but, y'know, a heads-up would've been a nice gesture.
#451419 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
>me facial expression when i am the only one on this board from a completely different timezone than the rest. Whenever i wake up i feel like you guys have a totally rad time without me because i am sleeping.

*sadface*
#451426 to #451419 - aoeui
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(01/22/2016) [-]
stop living in liberaltopia and move to earth
#451433 to #451426 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
No. Liberaƶtopia is the only place that gives me this much amount of welfare.
#451415 - anon
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I hate that I just ended my relationship. I love him but I'm not good enough for him.
#451414 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Yolo swag ninegag bitches, i am back from sleep now nigg@z. Prepare for some real shitposting or get your shitter clogg'd.
#451411 - adunsaveme
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(01/22/2016) [-]
>songs that only have live versions
#451412 to #451411 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(01/22/2016) [-]
#451428 to #451412 - adunsaveme
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(01/22/2016) [-]
im not listening to it
#451497 to #451428 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Good! I didn't want you to!
#451410 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I was doing art homework and I had to answer questions about japanese art.
I know they don't check the work, so I'm gonna write, "Hiroshima boom boom" as one of the answers.
#451409 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
GIF
MFW Satan Maynard threatened to turn our bikini clad heroes into granola crunching vegan feminist hippies if they refused to defile the virgin mary.
#451407 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
MFW I saw the colossal landscape of which I was never a part.

MFW I told you the story about a joker and the thief in the night.

MFW nothing is what it seems in the city of dreams.

MFW I looked into the sky and nevered wondered why the violence of the sun

MFW Caroline told me why she wanted to live this way.
#451405 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Look! I found ohemgeezus' old family photo!

It even includes his alcoholic dad and emotionally devastated mother!
#451416 to #451405 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Found another lol!
#451388 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
>Freak out when something goes wrong
>Everyone tells me to chill

>Act chill when something goes wrong
>People ask me why I'm so laissez faire
#451403 to #451388 - EdwardNigma
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I've never fucking heard "laissez faire" in my life.
#451446 to #451403 - bladeboy
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Because you're stupid
#451417 to #451403 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Yeah, weel mate, that is because there is a place outside australia you know mate. Its called ''the rest of the world'' mate where we have normal internet speed and not expensive as shit games mate. Mate, you wanna mate with me mate?
#451418 to #451417 - EdwardNigma
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Idunno mate, you sound full of shit to me.
#451420 to #451418 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Y'know mate, just because australia is sourounded with water (the salty shit that kinda resembles beer in taste) doesnt mean australia is the only contient in the world.

You see, god created australia to separate the brittish from everybody else and made them live in a litterall burning hellhole.
#451413 to #451403 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I've read a lot but I have no fucking clue of how it would sound.
#451452 to #451413 - ohemgeezus
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(01/22/2016) [-]
lah-zay-fair
#451408 to #451403 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
If you've never heard of the actual term, I think it was the idea that the French government shouldn't interfere with their business. I may recall that incorrectly, though. It has been a looooong time.
#451404 to #451403 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
a policy or attitude of letting things take their own course, without interfering
#451396 to #451388 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
"Why are you being so laissez faire?"

Is that something that people actually say?
#451400 to #451396 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
What is wrong with using fancy terms?
#451401 to #451400 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I'm just wondering if it's actually a real thing or just something you decided to use.
#451402 to #451401 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
No, I know people who use that term.
#451398 to #451396 - anon
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(01/22/2016) [-]
that private school didnt leave you with a big vocabulary did it?
#451399 to #451398 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I've heard of laissez faire, but I've never heard somebody being described as it. Is that something that people actually do?
#451385 - darksideofthebeast
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(01/22/2016) [-]
>people who think you should change because of their emotions
>people who think they're not obligated to deal with their emotions
#451421 to #451385 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Thats i why i mostly keep to myself.
#451387 to #451385 - anon
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(01/22/2016) [-]
you dont have to but you should
its pretty dickish to go out of your way to cause people strife even if its emotional
more or less the definition of "being a bad person"
#451389 to #451387 - darksideofthebeast
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(01/22/2016) [-]
I don't mean it as "you should be a dick just because you're a fucking dick" I meant that someone shouldn't tell you not to say or do something and EXPECT you to do it, if you don't do what they want, the burden that is their emotions should stay on them.
#451392 to #451389 - anon
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(01/22/2016) [-]
i dont think i follow but OK
#451394 to #451392 - darksideofthebeast
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(01/22/2016) [-]
>>#451391, also this
#451393 to #451392 - darksideofthebeast
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Perfect example are people who think you shouldn't say "trigger words" or do things that "trigger some people"
#451391 to #451389 - darksideofthebeast
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(01/22/2016) [-]
And expect you not to do it*
#451384 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
GIF
The website that I have to get my 100 point english study guide from is down.
Tomorrow is the last day I can turn it in.
Fuck me.
#451397 to #451384 - thechosentroll
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(01/22/2016) [-]
That's why I always download all the materials and shit right after we're given an assignment, then procrastinate for 2 months and put in the actual effort and make the thing the day before it's due.
#451390 to #451384 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
That's always the worst. When you whine about it, the teacher is always like, "Well, you should have done it earlier."

If that's the case, the deadline should have been sooner.
#451395 to #451390 - balor
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(01/22/2016) [-]
It is already late. But I could turn in small assignments any time I want. Tomorrow is the final day of the semester.

I just hope the site is working in the morning.
#451375 - alexanderburns
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(01/22/2016) [-]
we live in a world where people argue that sonic adventure is good, despite being in all ways a massive piece of shit, because it has THE CHAO GARDEN.

ladies and gentlemen, do you know what the chao garden is? it's a place where you level up gray hershey's kiss babies so you can watch them do things. how do you level them up? that's the fucking thing: you grind. for hours. to get an adequate chao, you have to repeatedly play the horrible levels over and over for dozens of hours in order to get small critters, and pick them up one by one to jam them into your chao's stupid low-poly face.

there is no incentive to do this if you are not retarded. it's like a tamagotchi that you feed by putting thumb tacks in your legs. people actually believe that playing the horrible levels of the horrible game hundreds of times so you can slowly and agonizingly shape your own OC sonic baby monster for no reason is not only something one should spend their time doing, but an actual good thing that no one can speak ill of.

what the fuck, man. I will never understand how so many people can say that Sonic Adventur is a good game.
#451422 to #451375 - enlightednatzie
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Well, i spend a lot of time playing it on my nintendo gamecube when i was like 12. The thing is that 12 year olds doesnt care about what you just rite because they are 12 year olds and their brains havent fully developed yet. Maybe you should stop playing games for 12 year olds instad.
#451406 to #451375 - foreveranonymous
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Sonic Adventure is cancer
Sonic Adventure 2 is bae
#451383 to #451375 - BmanX
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(01/22/2016) [-]
#451379 to #451375 - princessren
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Sonic Adventure is just good. period.
#451435 to #451379 - alexanderburns
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(01/22/2016) [-]
holy shit kill yourself
#451377 to #451375 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
#451374 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
GIF
MFW I see ohemgeezus' and dalokan's gay bromance
#451380 to #451374 - anon
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Jealous?
#451381 to #451380 - Elk
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(01/22/2016) [-]
You disgust me.
#451373 - gibroner
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(01/22/2016) [-]
Caribou and OM Muhammad