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#469795 - unforgivensoul
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(05/11/2016) [-]
I measured my penis today and its 5.5 inches. I'll send you a dick pic TheseChocodiles if you send me your soles.

I hate red in my steak btw.
User avatar #469801 to #469795 - misticalz
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you like it well done?
why?
User avatar #469802 to #469801 - unforgivensoul
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medium well
User avatar #469803 to #469802 - misticalz
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o ok I like mine medium rare
User avatar #469798 to #469795 - huntergriff
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how tiny.
User avatar #469796 to #469795 - unforgivensoul
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5.5 erect of course.
User avatar #469793 - foreveranonymous
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#469792 - Tyranitar
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>Michael Brown's mom on Dr. Phil talking about how sweet and gentle her son was

It's been years now, lady, you can give it up.
User avatar #469818 to #469792 - gibroner
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how the fuck would she know what he was like he hadn't been living with her for quite sometime when he was killed
User avatar #469794 to #469792 - bladeboy
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>son beats up a store owner then tries to take a cops gun
>he wuz a gentle boi
User avatar #469811 to #469794 - theism
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It's pretty normal for a parent to have a blind spot for their kids.
#469789 - stinkyasianfeet
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the kittens like to hiss a lot when I go to pick them up but they always stop when I give them food
User avatar #469788 - huntergriff
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I swear to god I'm going to bust this mini laptop if it craps out on me again. Literally all its done for the past day now. Like even if I lightly touch it it turns itself off. And I don't know where its charger is, so I'm using one that's too small for it.
User avatar #469783 - alexanderburns
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It is fucking infuriating that putting a compatible 360 disc in an xbox one makes you have to download a digital copy of the game
#469756 - joshlol
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User avatar #469764 to #469756 - shibe
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by whom
#469765 to #469764 - joshlol
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User avatar #469766 to #469765 - shibe
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well that sucks

sad that she's not as special as you think she is
#469767 to #469766 - joshlol
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User avatar #469768 to #469767 - shibe
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so you were rejected 2 years ago?

fuck man, that's more than enough time to get over someone and test your luck once again

you're cursed
#469769 to #469768 - joshlol
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User avatar #469772 to #469769 - shibe
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ah, that's unfortunate

i recommend two weeks of thinking of what could have been, two more weeks of trying to spot her imperfections yet by your own bias not finding any, and another week of thinking your getting over her but you really aren't

and after all that, you'll be over her and it'll be fine
#469773 to #469772 - joshlol
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User avatar #469780 to #469773 - shibe
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it was a long-term effort, and it sucks yes

"but you can't let yourself be held down by a girl you fooled yourself into thinking was great for you, you're holding yourself as a slave when you cry over some gal who likely would have never shown you the respect you deserve as a ubermensch, and that is despicable, to both her and you." - kneecha, i think
#469782 to #469780 - joshlol
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User avatar #469784 to #469782 - shibe
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perfect, you need a purpose, a goal you will strive for, but never at any point must you let the goal consume you, always be in control of yourself and by doing that, you will live a good life
User avatar #469785 to #469784 - shibe
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again, probably neetzha
#469750 - satoasami
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A homeless man got arrested at the library today for possession of drugs and a firearm. He was too intoxicated to use it against the police.

I also went out to Breakfast today

Today has been a complex enigma of productivity and anti-productivity
#469748 - balor
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>12:40
>Have some coffee
>Shoot the shit with my family
>Go up stairs
>Use the bathroom
>Go into my room
>It's 2:00
#469740 - huntergriff
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Unnatural hair colors and people that wear them.
Unnatural hair colors and people that wear them.
User avatar #469757 to #469740 - serhiy
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User avatar #469745 to #469740 - princessren
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why do you care
User avatar #469777 to #469745 - alexanderburns
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why do you care that he cares
User avatar #469781 to #469777 - ohemgeezus
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why do you care that he cares that he cares
#469747 to #469745 - youessofay
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#469790 to #469747 - stinkyasianfeet
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#469734 - superchrischan
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/Me+vs+feminism+part+1/funny-pictures/5915020/

Oh it's the fucking retard again!
User avatar #469807 to #469734 - gibroner
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like seriously those posters may have been stupid but his inability to ignore it and just move on with his life like a fucking adult is even more pathetic
#469791 to #469734 - stinkyasianfeet
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User avatar #469742 to #469734 - shibe
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holy shit did he actually do that?

this is it, this is the totality of modern funnyjunk, just a bunch of socially awkward nerds trying to fight against the evil feminists out to get them
#469737 to #469734 - lobselvith
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Jesus fucking Christ, when is this guy going to learn to let go?
User avatar #469732 - shibe
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hahaha fuck geometry
User avatar #469755 to #469732 - thegrohltroll
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don't talk shit about the best subject ever
User avatar #469763 to #469755 - shibe
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i get it, like i see how everything works and is connected

but i can't memorize it, like the very few formulas and all the theorems and stuff, and it's incredibly frustrating because just when i think i have memorized them they just slip my mind

it's just a whole bunch of things, there was just no way for my teacher to teach it and make it stick, it just immediately falls out of my mind, yet i remember how do all the algebra we did last year because at least that has use in what i do

just such a boring subject, and it has absolutely no use in what i want to do, mathematics is extremely important for what i want to do, but not geometry, honestly it's the dumbest fucking thing i don't give a shit about shapes
User avatar #469770 to #469763 - thegrohltroll
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Nah son, it's not about how you're going to use it later, geometry is great for developing analytical skills. I'm not sure on what level you are but for example in 9th grade (in my country it's the class you're in when you're 14 y/o), I loved geometric locus exercises. It relies less on memory and more on analysis and visualization.

I don't like the "if I don't use it later, I shouldn't take it" way of thinking, I found that everything I've learnt came in handy whether it was in my professional or daily life.
User avatar #469771 to #469770 - shibe
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i already have pretty good analytical skills though, or at least I think I do

and everything in my class is memorization, seeing if you remember what theorems you apply to this and the specific rules inherent to shapes and stuff, first memorization then application. i can always tell you why something is in our work, but i can't remember the specific theorems that state it, and that's what you have to do in my class, it's fucking retarded and i hate it and my teacher is awful because she's an extreme prick who goes like "wow you don't know this? you should really know this, it's basic" even if she hasn't taught it to us and that helps nobody in the class and just makes her seem like a cunt and UGH I HATE IT

and i understand there's always something to take away from pretty much anything, but i don't have much to take away from geometry if all i wanna do when i grow up is study sociology and economics and try to write a few books
User avatar #469774 to #469771 - thegrohltroll
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I understand your feeling, memorizing things isn't my forte but I can't complain about it because everything starts with you having to memorize the basic rules of the subject in question. I'm sure that if you had a better teacher you would've liked geometry way better, in some cases it's the teachers that make me interested in the subject.

All I can say is have fun learning, nothing goes to waste.
User avatar #469778 to #469774 - shibe
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oh dude, i usually have no problems with memorization, but fuck me if geometry has some magical ability for me to not remember it

geometry seems interesting because it's clear how every theorem you learns builds on the last and it's an interwoven web of things proven themselves, sure there's a lot to criticize in it's own logic but it's nice to see something so cleanly laid out to you as for how it's roots came to be understood. as i've been sorta getting into the philosophy of mathematics, it's cool to see some of the things i've learned can be easily applied to what i'm learning

but fuck me is it hard, geometry is just not for me, i'm gonna stick with the social sciences and hope i'm good with algebra and calculus so i can just say fuck off to geometry and get a phd in economics
User avatar #469709 - alexanderburns
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What's the deal with airline food?
User avatar #469710 to #469709 - ohemgeezus
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It's bland because the planes altitude messes with your senses. Next question
User avatar #469714 to #469710 - alexanderburns
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does elo hell exist?
User avatar #469716 to #469714 - ohemgeezus
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It exists. But I think you mean to ask if it's escape able, which it is
User avatar #469718 to #469716 - alexanderburns
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what about real hell
User avatar #469721 to #469718 - ohemgeezus
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Yes it's called Florida
User avatar #469722 to #469721 - alexanderburns
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how old are you
User avatar #469723 to #469722 - ohemgeezus
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Same age as beroty
User avatar #469730 to #469723 - alexanderburns
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how old is elk
User avatar #469895 to #469730 - Elk
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**Elk used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**Elk rolls 17**
User avatar #469731 to #469730 - ohemgeezus
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same age as you
User avatar #469705 - joshlol
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>Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies
>airline complaints

wtf
User avatar #469787 to #469705 - EdwardNigma
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Fucking Qantas, mate.
User avatar #469700 - masterboll
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drinkin some dank ginger beer and i nearly coughed out the contents in the mouth
User avatar #469738 to #469700 - bladeboy
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h...haram
User avatar #469711 to #469700 - huntergriff
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Pussy.
User avatar #469725 to #469711 - masterboll
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im normally drinking pussy, but not this time. im drinking ginger beer this time.
#469729 to #469725 - huntergriff
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#469733 to #469729 - thebestpieever
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Oh my god, those vocal harmonies are fantastic. Man, whoever did that should get a job arranging compositions.
User avatar #469806 to #469733 - cognosceteipsum
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I didn't know you were able to express yourself positively about music
#469816 to #469806 - thebestpieever
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I didn't know we'd ever talked about music, stranger with ominous picture. But I'm pretty gushy. Aren't you hype for the new Masked Intruder EP? I'm pretty hype.
User avatar #469817 to #469816 - cognosceteipsum
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I just see you criticising music a lot.

Not sure what you mean by the later part of your message.
#469819 to #469817 - thebestpieever
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Well there's a lot of music I don't like, obvi. But I mostly like to fawn over the music I do like, like the new Masked Intruder EP. Hopefully, anyway, I hope it's good.
User avatar #469821 to #469819 - cognosceteipsum
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I'm mostly neutral about music. There's not a lot of music that I explicitly don't like.
User avatar #469728 to #469725 - alexanderburns
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I didn't know they made beer specifically for people with red hair and freckles

do they have different tongues or something?
User avatar #469702 to #469700 - ohemgeezus
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I thought Muslims couldn't drink alcohol
User avatar #469724 to #469702 - masterboll
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this ginger beer doesnt contain alcohol
User avatar #469726 to #469724 - ohemgeezus
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So it's like root beer then, you drink it and pretend you're a grown up
User avatar #469727 to #469726 - masterboll
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nope

its like a fizzy drink with an infidel name
User avatar #469692 - ohemgeezus
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Alexanderburns has mentioned me twice today and I'm honestly a bit triggered
User avatar #469687 - buckymcbadbait
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Whenever I visit this site on mobile, at least once per visit, an as will hijack my browser and redirect me to some shit scam as website and it puts up dialogue boxes saying YOU WONNN CLICK HEEEERE and it makes my phone vibrate and it gets old after a while.

That was a run on sentence but idgaf. These hijacking ads need to go.
User avatar #469697 to #469687 - dalokan
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I installed abblock llus and it stopped.

It was annoying as fuck tho
User avatar #469701 to #469697 - ohemgeezus
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Adblock on the phone?
User avatar #469712 to #469701 - dalokan
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Ja, its great
User avatar #469715 to #469712 - ohemgeezus
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How to get this alleged adblock
User avatar #469719 to #469715 - dalokan
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Google adblock plus.

Its not in the appstores so you gotta download it from their website.
User avatar #469691 to #469687 - ohemgeezus
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Phone has a virus
User avatar #469698 to #469691 - buckymcbadbait
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It only happens on funnyjunk, though.
User avatar #469699 to #469698 - ohemgeezus
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The same thing happened to me and I ran an app called lookout on my android and it hasn't happened since
User avatar #469688 to #469687 - masterboll
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what if there really are hot singles in your area looking for secks with you?
#469681 - thegrohltroll
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The final results are supposed to be released today, it's 4:22 pm and they still haven't uploaded them. Why must they play with my emotions like that?
User avatar #469682 to #469681 - thegrohltroll
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They've been released lads, I'm clean, no resits.
User avatar #469741 to #469682 - thebestpieever
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Congrats man, this means you've graduated?
User avatar #469743 to #469741 - thegrohltroll
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Thanks m8, no I've just finished my 3rd year. Next year is different though because I start working on people
User avatar #469744 to #469743 - thebestpieever
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The poor unlucky sods. Their days of having teeth are numbered.
But seriously, that's awesome, mango.
#469746 to #469744 - thegrohltroll
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Ay whenever you're in Montpellier and need your teeth checked, head straight  to the faculty of dentistry, I gotchu.  You need to be french though, to have health care
Ay whenever you're in Montpellier and need your teeth checked, head straight to the faculty of dentistry, I gotchu. You need to be french though, to have health care
User avatar #469670 - misticalz
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#469658 - Ihazfunkitty
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>friend wants to join the army
>"cause i get lots of moniiii"
>talks about it like its so easy
>other friend aint having it his cousin recently got back because he was shot in the knee with an ak
>he talks about how the drill sergant will break him and how fucked up the training is
>brushes the info off "because i dont know you as well as the other person i asked"

also he gets fucking stressed out so goddamn easy. you tell him to give you 1 page of text by tomorrow and he shits from stress.
dis nigga fookin stoopid and wont listen to reason
User avatar #469660 to #469658 - alexanderburns
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there's a certain board user who everyone in the world hates who thinks they're going to join the army despite their horrible mental problems that a therapist said they need to see several people for
User avatar #469736 to #469660 - youngneil
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Edgy faglord who recently learned he's a mentally crippled edgy faglord?
User avatar #469661 to #469660 - EdwardNigma
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Certain user of this board or another board?
I can't think of anyone.
User avatar #469662 to #469661 - alexanderburns
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no hints
User avatar #469663 to #469662 - EdwardNigma
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Well the only person I can ever remember saying he wanted to join the army was Roliga but I think he just wanted to be the po-po.
User avatar #469664 to #469663 - alexanderburns
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hint: it is not roliga
User avatar #469713 to #469664 - huntergriff
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Is it murrlogic/satomisama?
User avatar #469665 to #469664 - EdwardNigma
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Okay but how often do they bang on about joining the army?
User avatar #469666 to #469665 - alexanderburns
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it is a recent phenomena and I feel like a anus for talking about it because I hate this person but have not seen them be an unbelieveable douchenozzle for like 6 months. It's just weird that they'll be like "yeah I have crippling mental issues because I'm clinically mentally ill" one day and "I'm joining the army" that same day without seeing any potential problems with that plan.
User avatar #469667 to #469666 - EdwardNigma
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Okay well I have no fucking idea then.
User avatar #469668 to #469667 - alexanderburns
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hint: not a hating board user any more
User avatar #469680 to #469668 - ohemgeezus
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thesechocodiles wants to join the military?
User avatar #469675 to #469668 - dalokan
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Wait was it azume ow
#469676 to #469675 - alexanderburns
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User avatar #469677 to #469676 - dalokan
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Octavia no?
User avatar #469689 to #469677 - octavia
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Huh? I don't even recognize anybody here
User avatar #469696 to #469689 - dalokan
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Not you faggot i was talking about someone else.
User avatar #469678 to #469677 - alexanderburns
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>>#469676,

NO MORE QUESTIONS
User avatar #469679 to #469678 - dalokan
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Pls
User avatar #469674 to #469668 - dalokan
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Lob?
User avatar #469671 to #469668 - misticalz
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(05/10/2016) [-]
vowels?
User avatar #469673 to #469671 - alexanderburns
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(05/10/2016) [-]
>still is a board user
User avatar #469669 to #469668 - EdwardNigma
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(05/10/2016) [-]
But I've been here so long that doesn't narrow it down at all.
User avatar #469672 to #469669 - misticalz
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(05/10/2016) [-]
same