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User avatar #257513 - thisisbait ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
So for an English paper we had to use Turnitin. I hate that site, its always bugged. And this morning i get called to my teachers desk because i "Didnt turn in the paper". I explained that i had turned it in, and that i even had the "receipt" page show up. I then got called a liar, etc...

Fuck, this is why i dont like to use Turnitin. Now i have to re-do the fucking 10 page paper.
User avatar #257517 to #257513 - teoyuppie (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah turnitin was a bitch for my essays. Also MyMathLab FUCK YOU MRS MALIK
User avatar #257496 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
somehow i imagined there to be more red thumbs on the hate board...
User avatar #257620 to #257496 - thesoulless (05/07/2014) [-]
Really? There doesn't seem to be much of a shortage recently.
User avatar #257588 to #257496 - rayofdirt (05/07/2014) [-]
there were in 2012
#257519 to #257496 - lobselvith (05/07/2014) [-]
You've earned it.
User avatar #257515 to #257496 - thisisbait ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you want em...
#257520 to #257516 - thisisbait ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
This image has expired
#257521 to #257520 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
i no longer give a shit
i no longer give a shit
User avatar #257498 to #257496 - alexanderburns (05/07/2014) [-]
cool hate, bro
User avatar #257500 to #257498 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
i hate how little red thumbs there are on the hate board better?
User avatar #257501 to #257500 - alexanderburns (05/07/2014) [-]
That's a dumb hate.
User avatar #257502 to #257501 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
(stupid comeback) your a dumb hate (stupid comeback)
#257486 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I hate how there is no afterlife. Life will only get harder from now on and worse, so it would be awesome if I had some kind of heaven to retreat to, you know? Now I have to work and all that shit... I agree with pwz there in that people don't think twice..
#257524 to #257486 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Did someone spread FJ's URL to a bunch of middle schoolers yesterday or what?
User avatar #257613 to #257524 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Are you trying to start something
User avatar #257614 to #257613 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I don't know. Are you, m8?
User avatar #257615 to #257614 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
yah mayt ah am
User avatar #257616 to #257615 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
dont b starting m8
#257528 to #257524 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Also - >implying that this site isn't infested with such people already
#257527 to #257524 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
>implying that I am not right
>implying you aren't fucked in the head if you disagree with me
>implying that living luxuriously with everything you could materially need and with family that appreciates you isn't much easier and preferable to working your ass off to go home and drink alcohol
#257529 to #257527 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
im·ply
imˈplī/
verb
gerund or present participle: implying
strongly suggest the truth or existence of (something not expressly stated).
"the salesmen who uses jargon to imply his superior knowledge"
synonyms: insinuate, suggest, hint (at), intimate, say indirectly, indicate, give someone to understand, convey the impression, signal More
(of a fact or occurrence) suggest (something) as a logical consequence.
"the forecasted traffic increase implied more roads and more air pollution"
synonyms: involve, entail; More
#257531 to #257529 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Yes, you are implying that my complains are infantile or unfounded. Which is just not true. Not my problem if you can't see it yourself.you are a bullshitter anyway
User avatar #257533 to #257531 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
That's not how that word is used, matey.
#257544 to #257533 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
They do this thing on 4chan. It's supposed to be pointing out the claims that the other side is making. The > sign doesn't mean that I am implying it but it means that you are wrongfully implying it.
#257550 to #257544 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I know where it comes from, kiddo. It doesn't apply everywhere. Especially not when I have not addressed your point and I'm just taking the piss out of you. You see, even this text implies that you and I exist, but it isn't fucking relevant. Everything implies shit, but I'm not addressing your point. I'm just saying you're stupid. Really shouldn't take speaking classes from 4chan is what I'm saying.
#257553 to #257550 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
"HURF DURFF TAKING LE PISS XDDD"
No shit, everybody really is stupid, we don't understand anything
#257559 to #257553 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Also speak for yourself, you may not be condemned but I sure as hell am.
User avatar #257558 to #257553 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
No, they're really not. Just you and a few others. Shibe's really smart, so is Dunmer and Ren, and Freakuk and so on. And that dude who discovered electricity, he was pretty smart. Also Da Vinci.
#257560 to #257558 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I sincerely hope this is satire. But oh well, since you are stupid as fuck yourself you will see intelligence where there is stupidity and vice versa. Good day.
User avatar #257511 to #257486 - lobselvith (05/07/2014) [-]
>I hate how there is no afterlife

You know for absolute certain that there's no afterlife because...?
#257518 to #257511 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Just seems less and less and less likely. Why would a 200.000 year old species of ape, on some random 6 billion year old ball of dirt in one solar system out of millions in one galaxy out of millions in a doomed universe get special treatment? Just seems more and more bizarre. Shit, I'd be happy to be proven wrong but there really is nothing suggesting it and the only way of testing would be to die and I don't have the guts
User avatar #257523 to #257518 - lobselvith (05/07/2014) [-]
That doesn't confirm or disprove anything.
#257525 to #257523 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
No, but lets say you saw a guy with a knife in his gut and with some kind of red liquid flowing from the wound - would you assume that it's blood or that it's ketchup?
#257641 to #257525 - rebornpooper (05/08/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're trolling, but here we go.

The hypothetical comparison of ketchup has little to do with the possibility of an afterlife.
We could immediately test the liquid that flows from the body, and we know from a majority of tested anatomy that humans typically are composed of blood, not ketchup.
We don't have any sort of information on whether or not an afterlife exists besides testimonial from persons who have died (temporarily), which confirms nothing since there's no empirical data to back up this information or exceptions noted in policies regarding the afterlife (if it did exist).
As for your "special treatment", you're talking about an afterlife, not an aftermaterial. In other words, it doesn't matter about the other "galaxies being doomed" because the planets themselves aren't alive, and we know little to nothing about alien species in other galaxies. No reasonable person that I know who believes in the afterlife claims that aliens are exempt anyway.
The "less and less likely" has no actual data, because of the lack of evidence for either claim, to back it up, and seems to be just your own opinion.

This is why scientists refrain from talking about the afterlife, because they (if true to their field) withhold judgement until a decision can be made from evidence. It's just as unscientific to present a negative claim without any proper and thorough experimentation as it is to present a positive one.
#257717 to #257641 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
Nice way of misinterpreting the whole fucking thing but whatever.
User avatar #257740 to #257717 - rebornpooper (05/08/2014) [-]
No, I understand just fine. You're presenting a negative claim then trying to rationalize it through a faulty comparison and some sort of appeal to probability (with no empirical data to confirm such "odds").
User avatar #257530 to #257525 - lobselvith (05/07/2014) [-]
The only way of testing it would be to him multiple times, but I don't have the guts.
#257546 to #257530 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Rephrase that?
#257562 to #257552 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Fine.
User avatar #257470 - shibe ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Ok so my music teacher is awesome and since we're doing out big test at the end of the year and such, when we go to his class he lets us do fun stuff. Well today he brought his catball, with that $2.99 catball, we created a game that we had a lot of enjoyment playing. We got in a circle with chairs, and one person would bounce the ball in a direction and everyone would try to get it. It's very violent. When you have the ball in your hand, someone is gonna claw you and hit you for it. It's so fun though, especially when you have my teacher going "KILL HIM".

Well we decided to move to the gym because we wanted more room and the gym class was outside. Well the gym class came inside and some of them joined us with our game of catball. Except it wasn't really catball anymore, we just stood, and threw the ball across the gym. It wasn't too violent anymore.

Well after some kids joined us, a group of friends also joined, and they were assholes. Every time they got it, they would just keep passing it to their friends. So everyone else had to try hard to get the ball. They were ruining all the fun of catball and it made people mad. Well I predicted where one guy was gonna throw it and when he threw it I knocked it away, it went to a corner. Me and the other guys friend were both running to get it, he was about to get it when I fucking slammed him against the wall like they do in hockey or whatever. I got the ball and threw it. He was fucking pissed, but hey that's how you play catball.



I fucking hate those people who ruin things for the majority. Don't keep something to a few of your friends. That's just rude.
#257507 to #257470 - teoyuppie (05/07/2014) [-]
#MiddleSchoolProblems
User avatar #257509 to #257507 - shibe ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
yes keep responding to my post with "#MiddleSchoolProblems"

it will only get funnier
#257510 to #257509 - teoyuppie (05/07/2014) [-]
It's always funny. I am always funny.
#257490 to #257470 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Funny is only to the beholder of the eyes perspective as F.B.I. homeland security as

Bush is not Bush
#257474 to #257470 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
that was the lamest post ive read in weeks
User avatar #257488 to #257475 - teoragnar (05/07/2014) [-]
I fucking hate those cat face shops.
User avatar #257477 to #257475 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Shibe, cut it with the cats. I feel genuinely bad when I see them crying.
#257495 to #257492 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
That's better.
User avatar #257478 to #257477 - shibe ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
well then make people stop being mean to me
User avatar #257483 to #257478 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these images?
User avatar #257485 to #257483 - shibe ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
browsing places

they just come up
User avatar #257491 to #257485 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
You go to some pretty fucked up places if you routinely come across crying cats.
User avatar #257494 to #257491 - shibe ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I found one on the fj frontpage


I think the others were collected from /mu/ feel threads
#257484 to #257482 - shibe ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
YOU CAN HELP PREVENT THIS PIE
#257459 - roliga (05/07/2014) [-]
I hate these little fuckers. I found another one of them hiding in my fucking cowboy boot this morning, thank god I accidentally kicked the shoe and knocked him out when I walked by it or else I would have never found him.
User avatar #257514 to #257459 - lobselvith (05/07/2014) [-]
He must have wanted to try your boot on.
User avatar #257462 to #257459 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Oh boy. Can't wait to get to meet them and hate them as well. I'm moving to a shitty border state tomorrow.
#257456 - iamstoopid (05/07/2014) [-]
i hate how people post things that arent funny, as if i care at all about facts or feels. i found out about funnyjunk from googling funny pics, learn what funny is
#257453 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
www.ign.com/articles/2014/05/07/pokemon-ruby-and-sapphire-3ds-remakes-announced
''Originality? The fuck is that?''-Satoru Iwata, Nintendo CEO
#257505 to #257453 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Why did I shake my fist in a "fuck yah" manner? I guess it was instinctive - I don't really care.
User avatar #257471 to #257453 - foreveranonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I agree with pooper, for once. People have been demanding this for years
Also, they already did fire red/leaf green and heart gold/soul silver, so you'd be a moron to not see this coming
User avatar #257469 to #257453 - rebornpooper (05/07/2014) [-]
Nintendo doesn't create Pokemon. It's a second-party franchise...
And the fanbase has been bitching for remakes for a long time.
User avatar #257460 to #257453 - lobselvith (05/07/2014) [-]
This is like, the 10th time I've heard about the Hoenn remakes in the span of 3 hours.

This is going to get old really, really fast. 6 more months of fanboy hype, here we go.
#257446 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Daft Punk "Live".
Daft Punk "Live".
User avatar #257451 to #257446 - alexanderburns (05/07/2014) [-]
I've been told by my drug using, electronic music loving friends that you don't go to "live" electronic music things for the music, you go to be high off of something like acid in a crowd while a big screen shows freaky things and the music screams in your face.
User avatar #257452 to #257451 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, you've got honest friends.
#257449 to #257446 - hauntzor (05/07/2014) [-]
any electronic musician "live"
User avatar #257467 to #257449 - shibe ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
A lot of electronic musicians actually do things live.

Justice doesn't. But I know flying lotus does.
#257442 - mistymajr (05/07/2014) [-]
I told him he's annoying
User avatar #257444 to #257442 - alstorp (05/07/2014) [-]
Blocked me too.
User avatar #257439 - farmermcguffen (05/07/2014) [-]
Every single time anything related to sonic is posted. Hundreds of "funny sonic running" gifs are posted and get hundreds of thumbs. Seriously you can't just think of a joke or something.
User avatar #257578 to #257439 - majormayor ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I still like that meme but yeah, it's unnecessary for every time
#257416 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
"durr hurr I have now won the argument"
#257431 to #257416 - crazyolitis (05/07/2014) [-]
Wonder what happened if somebody would shop "conservative tears" or "white-supremacist tears" on it. Heck, they keep saying "libruls are easy to offend" yet whenever there's a joke about white people, they flip their shit.
#257447 to #257431 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
There is no "Nazi tears" or comparable shop because libs/not-dumb cons don't care about the ramblings of internet edge-meisters
#257448 to #257447 - crazyolitis (05/07/2014) [-]
Eh, at least not many do. Still, it's nice to see some stuff countering it now and then.
#257454 to #257448 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
oh man, this pic is gonna come in handy. thanks m8
#257455 to #257454 - crazyolitis (05/07/2014) [-]
Eh, maybe another one for you, if you'd like.
#257457 to #257455 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
thanks but no thanks, they get much angrier if you link them straight to the site
User avatar #257458 to #257457 - crazyolitis (05/07/2014) [-]
To be honest, I'm not into the whole "make them angry" stuff. I usually try to be kind and if it's in a thread that's actually related, I just stay out. People should not be spreading propaganda This goes both ways on a site made for funny images.
#257415 - teoyuppie (05/07/2014) [-]
As seen on a certain users profile: I'm a real hardcore fan of Rule 34. I tend to save almost every pic based on what I like. So If I like The Powerpuff Girls, I would save a buttload of them for later use.

One of my secret fetishes that I would get paid to do is to fuck a real pony or mare. For some reason I push my fetishes too far to the extent that I would actually do what I see just to know how it feels. Don't judge.

Lastly, I watch more cartoons than anything else. My mind holds more than 500 cartoon shows over the past 20 years. I would recite quotes from old shows or new shows in my daily speech and most people wouldn't get it. In a way, I'm glad that I revolve around cartoons cause I would be a boring piece of shit if I watched shows like "Days of Our Lives" or whatever is on MTV nowadays.

TMI, man.
#257419 to #257415 - fargfive (05/07/2014) [-]
>Mare

I get the feeling that anyone who actually wants to do this kind of shit has never been around an actual horse. They smell like horseshit (because they're where horseshit comes from) and having sex with a horse would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
You can cum inside Rainbow Dash all you like, she probably won't even feel it.
User avatar #257421 to #257419 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I dunno. He might be a true horse fucker. Equus was a thing, many, many a years ago.
User avatar #257413 - revengeforfreeze (05/07/2014) [-]
I hate it that Spotify have fucked up the starring function and that they added some unnecessary +my music button
User avatar #257408 - foreveranonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I hate how Pokemon Gen III remake was confirmed
No one is going to shut the fuck up about it for months
I hate hate hate Gen III, it's my least favorite Pokemon gen/game

I also hate how fucking confused I am. I woke up and checked my alarm clock, but the time didn't seem right. So, I checked my 3DS and it turns out my clock was behind 4 hours, somehow. At that point I thought I had already missed my classes, so I stayed in bed and slept. I woke up, checked the time, and it turns out my clock wasn't behind 4 hours, the 3DS has the same time as the clock, and I have no idea how long I even slept or what the fuck is even going on
User avatar #257450 to #257408 - hauntzor (05/07/2014) [-]
I fucking love Gen 3 because Ruby was my first Pokemon game, but I can definitely understand why you think it's shit. There were some pretty retarded Pokemon in those versions. (Seedot, Spoink, Zigzagoon/Linoone, Luvdisc)
User avatar #257575 to #257450 - grasswhistle (05/07/2014) [-]
don't hate on seedot
User avatar #257426 to #257408 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I thought the female protagonist in that was the closest a cartoon can get to being hot. Which is still not hot, but if you were incredibly drunk and lonely you could see yourself getting it up for her.
User avatar #257422 to #257408 - Shiny (05/07/2014) [-]
Emerald was the shit, man.
User avatar #257410 to #257408 - roliga (05/07/2014) [-]
Link?
User avatar #257414 to #257411 - lobselvith (05/07/2014) [-]
I hope to God that there won't be any Gen 4 remakes.
User avatar #257412 to #257411 - roliga (05/07/2014) [-]
Well it looks like Nintendo finally decided they want to make money again
User avatar #257432 to #257412 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I think they just decided they want to stop losing money.
User avatar #257409 to #257408 - princessren (05/07/2014) [-]
now people are gonna want 3D Johto and Kanto
#257407 to #257406 - fargfive (05/07/2014) [-]
>tfw some of the coolest characters in 40k were heretics.
Gregor Eisenhorn
Alpherius/Omegon
Horus Lupercal
Lorgar Aurelian
Magnus the Red
Heretical, every one of them.
User avatar #257384 - thegrohltroll (05/07/2014) [-]
When interesting videos on youtube have have terrible presentation. Like I've seen a vid about which animals will kill you in your sleep and the guy who was presenting it was acting all cool, "funny" and silly.
I hate how science became "cool". Don't get me wrong, I love science, and I will never stop learning, but whenever I see a gif showing a chemical reaction with the caption "science bitch!" It just irks me.
TL;DR: science is interesting on its own, you don't have to "sugar-coat it" to make it look cool.
User avatar #257461 to #257384 - Darianvincent ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I feel like it was a Hank Green video.
#257463 to #257461 - thegrohltroll (05/07/2014) [-]
It's actually this guy
#257385 to #257384 - princessren (05/07/2014) [-]
if it helps more people learn
I see no reason to be against it
User avatar #257391 to #257385 - thegrohltroll (05/07/2014) [-]
You're absolutely right, it's something that annoys me personnaly, but I can't say it is a bad thing.
I like it when people stick to the purpose of the video/presentation/article, I clicked on the play button to see which animals will kill me when I sleep, not some guy trying to act.
User avatar #257388 to #257385 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I read that word correctly on my first try
I'm proud
User avatar #257576 to #257388 - grasswhistle (05/07/2014) [-]
which one
User avatar #257595 to #257576 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
wakarimasen
User avatar #257390 to #257388 - teoyuppie (05/07/2014) [-]
You're a true weeaboo.
#257382 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I hate how I need to get out there and be disappointed by people all over again multiple times and for what really? People will just end up letting me down, they are all self serving pigs.
User avatar #257386 to #257382 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Ah, I remember being 14. Good times.
#257387 to #257386 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Are you honestly deluded enough to think that anyone cares about anyone else
If they aren't related by bloodline
#257395 to #257387 - princessren (05/07/2014) [-]
well people have been known to fall in love and marry
#257438 to #257395 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
That's a special case. They only do it because they want the benefit for themselves any way.
User avatar #257389 to #257387 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Oh, yes I am. Please, open my eyes, enlighten me, carrier of light. Go out, and seek a new kingdom, for your parents house is too little for thee.
#257405 to #257389 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
B-but all the bullies, terrorist, psychopaths, gang wars and so on. Does true unselfishness really exist?
User avatar #257420 to #257405 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Yes, shut up.
#257443 to #257420 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
How about I say - the majority of humans?
User avatar #257445 to #257443 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Pretty bad break-up, huh? How long were you together? 4 days?
#257464 to #257445 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Nice herring
Get bent faggot
#257468 to #257464 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
"Herring". Ok, I enjoy this too much, so two things: One, the expression is a_ Red herring_. It's an idiom, we're not talking about an actual fish.   
Two: It shouldn't be used here because I'm not trying to deviate you to a left field unintended conclusion. I'm just plain making fun of you, you chuckle fuck.
"Herring". Ok, I enjoy this too much, so two things: One, the expression is a_ Red herring_. It's an idiom, we're not talking about an actual fish.
Two: It shouldn't be used here because I'm not trying to deviate you to a left field unintended conclusion. I'm just plain making fun of you, you chuckle fuck.
#257472 to #257468 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I know that it is, but alas you showed off knowledge once again. Anyway, is it only called that when they do it intentionally?
#257476 to #257472 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
"you showed off knowledge once again"
Yes, I have demonstrated that I understand a phrase used in children's books.
#257479 to #257476 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Evidently not since you refrained from answering. Is your sole purpose in life to annoy people?
#257480 to #257479 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I dunno, existence ends in dust.
#257481 to #257480 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Brings me to my next point
#257487 to #257481 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Fascinating point.
#257503 to #257487 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Well yes - don't deny that existence up there would be 10 times better than anything on the earth
#257504 to #257503 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
"Brings me to my next point"
"Well yes - don't deny that existence up there would be 10 times better than anything on the earth"
#257506 to #257504 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Don't say "interesting point" if you didn't even read it...you are a pederast aren't you?
#257508 to #257506 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
There's nothing to read, you dummy-head-cocky-brains.
#257512 to #257508 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
There is, just not here you superiority complexed knobhead
User avatar #257427 to #257420 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Wouldn't it not exist if all courses of action we take serve ourselves in some way?
User avatar #257428 to #257427 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
This is philosophy for retards; No. Yes, of course, at the end of the day altruists tend to draw satisfaction from your actions. But satisfaction didn't save Schindler. Nor did it change in any way that he was the least benefited -if at all- by all of his actions during the war.
User avatar #257429 to #257428 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it's not about how beneficial the actions actually end up being for you, it's about your motives for them. You didn't choose those actions out of true unselfishness.
User avatar #257430 to #257429 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Doing an action that's more beneficial for other than your own is the definition of altruism.
User avatar #257433 to #257430 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Yes, but in regards to "true" unselfishness, can such a thing exist? That's just a definition made by people and it's convenient for day to day use and living but I'm meaning to say that "true" unselfishness is not possible or at least not logically comprehensible to me.
User avatar #257435 to #257433 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
That's called being a martyr. Which is an exceptional thing, because it's rare. But exists.
User avatar #257436 to #257435 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I guess this just goes back to me not believing in free will, determinism yada yada...
Well, technically determinism doesn't exist due to some quantum mechanical stuff but we're still biological computers.
#257465 to #257436 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I don't really see the relation
User avatar #257466 to #257465 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
We can't really do anything truly good(or bad) if our actions are not of free will.
#257473 to #257466 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
I don't really agree
It sill hurts when people punch you no matter what mechanics lie behind it
User avatar #257440 to #257436 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Oooh, now you're onto something genuinely interesting. Yes, free will may very well be an illusion. But if tomorrow I decide to have eggs for breakfast, it really doesn't matter if I decided or if there was something pushing me towards it. It's live a videogame: it's not real, but I sill jump the pit with spikes. It doesn't matter why I want French toast; I want French toast, that's how the game is played. At least that's how I see it.
User avatar #257441 to #257440 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Pretty much, the ride is fun so it's k.
User avatar #257434 to #257433 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
*altuism is just a definition
User avatar #257373 - lobselvith (05/07/2014) [-]
I hate it when tumblr overanalyses kid's stuff and then comes up with stupid inconsistent bullshit that doesn't even make any sense.

Like how all Pixar movies are in the same universe, or how The Corpse Bride, Frankenweenie, and The Nightmare before Christmas are the same movie.

They're kid's cartoons. They're not supposed to go any deeper than the mentality of what their target audience can handle. The target audience being kids.
User avatar #257375 to #257373 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, I disagree. Case in point being books like The Little Prince. My problem with Tumblr is that they're shit at analysing. Burton didn't pick those designs to create a tale: the man has a fixation on aesthetic decisions that he recycles over, and over, and over. He always does the weird black and white spiral cutaways, he always gets a bunch of kids to chant in his movies, he always get Johnny Depp and his wife to act in them. He always uses the same dog design and a skinny, pale protagonist in his animated flicks. Simple as that.
User avatar #257374 to #257373 - princessren (05/07/2014) [-]
I would like to see the thing with the Tim Burton movies
I have already heard of the Pixar one
User avatar #257377 to #257376 - princessren (05/07/2014) [-]
I have never seen any of the movies fully
but how did the dog become a skeleton into a ghost
User avatar #257378 to #257377 - thebestpieever ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
It isn't shown. In Frankenstein the dog dies and gets resurrected by his owner. In Corpse Bride the man is swindled into marrying a corpse and he has to meet her family and all that jazz, and she fetches his long dead dog to try and convince him of going forth with the marriage. But if I remember correctly both the protagonists have different names, as well as the dogs, and Corpse Bride takes place in Victorian England while Frankenweenie is something like turn of the 20th century Boston.
User avatar #257379 to #257378 - princessren (05/07/2014) [-]
the pixar one had a more compelling case
User avatar #257372 - Ihazfunkitty (05/07/2014) [-]
i hate those "gib money to babies with HIV/dying kids in africa or anything africa related" commercials
i hate africa
i hate vaginal cream commercials especially those that show up around dinner time. im fucking eating, get that shit outta my face you moldy cunts
User avatar #257400 to #257372 - leonhardt (05/07/2014) [-]
> woman rock climbing
"MY VAGINA ITCHES SOMETIMES"
User avatar #257371 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I hate flies...they keep randomly showing up now and now i'm going to have to deal with these things until fall, so...just great...
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