Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Highest Rated Newest
auto-refresh every 1 2 3 5 seconds


Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #311097 - Shiny (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate it when anonymous users upvote my comments, because it looks like I logged out and voted myself up.
User avatar #311099 to #311097 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
I consider it a great honor. Usually anons only thumb me down.
#311082 - gwegw (08/23/2014) [-]
Children that just don't learn their lesson. Not toddlers, children about 9+. They just keep pushing it and pushing and start bawling when shit happens.

I fucking hate my second cousins (9 and 10). They're fucking retards. They keep teasing their dog by sitting on him and kicking him and when he jumps at them they start crying and screaming. But they'll fucking go do it again a second later. Leave him the hell alone you stupid shits. I was telling them to leave him alone, I even held the dog (he's not vicious and never bites or scratches. He's young so he just gets over excited and jumps up which makes them fall over) but they actually came right to him and punched him.

Oh what's that? The dog pushed you over? You hurt yourself? Good. Keep screaming you abusive twats.
User avatar #311125 to #311082 - nimba (08/23/2014) [-]
I didn't hate children until I worked with them for a few years.
#311098 to #311082 - Shiny (08/23/2014) [-]
Childhood misbehavior is just nature's way of expressing its love of schadenfreude.
#311095 to #311082 - donated (08/23/2014) [-]
Well the hates flowing through me

I hate toddlers as it is already.

But when the abusive twats think punching a puppy is entertaining......

You need to tell them to make that punishable because if they dog gets wronged by someone elses retarded actions kills abit inside me.
User avatar #311090 to #311082 - nefarian ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I usually defend children when they do stupid things Because they're just children , but I'd still want to throw a book at your cousins.
User avatar #311089 to #311082 - crazyolitis (08/23/2014) [-]
They punched young dogs?
I foresee a very aggressive dog that will som day fuck them up.
#311081 - furiousmarshmellow (08/23/2014) [-]
So, that new Borderlands sequel won't be available on next-gen.   
   
I can't tell if that's good because they realize fucking stupid the whole next-gen situtation is, or bad because that means the graphics aren't good enough for it.   
   
 Probably the former, although I don't really like this franchise.
So, that new Borderlands sequel won't be available on next-gen.

I can't tell if that's good because they realize fucking stupid the whole next-gen situtation is, or bad because that means the graphics aren't good enough for it.

Probably the former, although I don't really like this franchise.
User avatar #311132 to #311081 - Shiny (08/23/2014) [-]
It won't sell on Xbox One because its not Call of Duty and it won't sell on PS4 because it's not an animated movie.

That said, Burch is writing TPS, so it'll probably be as gross as BL2. Hopefully they'll fix the gameplay (i.e. not destroy it just to spite twinkers) and make finding legendary weapons actually fun.
User avatar #311100 to #311081 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
It's probably not realisation of anything. It's most likely been in development for a while and they decided it is more of a gain to not port it than to spend the extra millions in porting it to next-gen, where they reckon the won't get enough sales to make up for the expenses.
#311087 to #311081 - conquistafag (08/23/2014) [-]
I wonder how many memes will be in this one
I wonder how many memes will be in this one
User avatar #311103 to #311087 - furiousmarshmellow (08/23/2014) [-]
More than there are guns.
User avatar #311083 to #311081 - volero ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I would say it's bad because another Borderlands game is coming out.
User avatar #311129 to #311083 - nimba (08/23/2014) [-]
zing
#311096 to #311083 - donated (08/23/2014) [-]
Borderlands 1 was good... Apart from how quicky some hackers got at it.

Borderlands 2 tried too hard... Didnt like it... Didnt enjoy it...

Borderlands 3 will probably follow the non existant rails.
User avatar #311068 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Irrational hates:

-People with dark skin AND blue eyes
-Swag-fags that wear their hats in a way that it's half in, not entirely in
-When I see a fucking 3/4 years old kid sucking his thumb.
-People who breastfeed in public, making me feel uncomfortable around them.

User avatar #311138 to #311068 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I chew on my thumb sometimes
am I good?
User avatar #311199 to #311138 - teoyuppie (08/24/2014) [-]
No wonder you can't get a job.
User avatar #311139 to #311138 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
nigga you're a faggot
#311140 to #311139 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
so....is that a yes or a no?
so....is that a yes or a no?
User avatar #311144 to #311140 - masterboll (08/23/2014) [-]
"youre good because youre a faggot" -said no one ever
User avatar #311145 to #311144 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure atleast one person has
you just did anyways
#311147 to #311145 - masterboll (08/23/2014) [-]
faggot is an insult towards homosexual men and is rarely used by homosexual men to describe themselves.

i said it to point out that no one says it. thats a lot different from saying it myself and meaning it.
#311148 to #311147 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
well I have used it to describe myself
and I have seen tons of people on the internet do the same
#311149 to #311148 - masterboll (08/23/2014) [-]
>therefore he must be calling you a faggot in a good way
User avatar #311142 to #311140 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
it's a no
User avatar #311143 to #311142 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #311093 to #311068 - drastronomy (08/23/2014) [-]
i hate people who date someone who is a different race than them, and also hate how aryans date any non-aryans.
#311080 to #311068 - Womens Study Major (08/23/2014) [-]
I sucked my thumb until middle school
User avatar #311085 to #311080 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
i bet you sucked dick aswell
User avatar #311078 to #311068 - gwegw (08/23/2014) [-]
I find pale blue eyes creepy no matter what. Especially when they stare at you across the room. Regular blue eyes are fine but when it's borderline white it unsettles me.
User avatar #311076 to #311068 - fistfireace (08/23/2014) [-]
About the 3/4 year olds sucking their thumb - you think that's bad? I used to go to high school with this dude who didn't stop sucking his dumb, and he's, what, 16/17?

Back in fourth grade or something, the teacher had to force him to stop by putting tape over his thumb. Or something like that.
User avatar #311086 to #311076 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
should've broken that nigga thumb
User avatar #311077 to #311076 - fistfireace (08/23/2014) [-]
Thumb* I don't know why I said dumb.
#311071 to #311068 - crazyolitis (08/23/2014) [-]
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
User avatar #311074 to #311071 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Shit fucks me up
User avatar #311069 to #311068 - dumerveil (08/23/2014) [-]
The only one I would call irrational is the kid sucking his thumb. Sure they shouldn't be doing it but hating the little buggers for it?
User avatar #311075 to #311069 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
No I actually hate the parents
User avatar #311061 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
ITS MY BIRTHDAY NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #311105 to #311061 - thelegendneverdies (08/23/2014) [-]
It's also my sisters
User avatar #311424 to #311203 - thelegendneverdies (08/24/2014) [-]
keep your grubby hands off her
User avatar #311426 to #311424 - teoyuppie (08/24/2014) [-]
Bro we could be in-laws! Wouldn't that be swell?
User avatar #311432 to #311426 - thelegendneverdies (08/24/2014) [-]
That means our sex would be incest :^(
User avatar #311435 to #311432 - teoyuppie (08/24/2014) [-]
But we're not blood related
User avatar #311437 to #311435 - thelegendneverdies (08/24/2014) [-]
tru but id be betraying my sister
User avatar #311109 to #311105 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
Dude, set me up with her!
User avatar #311113 to #311109 - thelegendneverdies (08/23/2014) [-]
You're gonna have to fight with teoyuppie on that one
User avatar #311124 to #311113 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
Yuppies a lil bitch yo, I'll fuck him up


I got a galaxy s4 as my present yo, swaaaaaag on me
User avatar #311439 to #311124 - teoyuppie (08/24/2014) [-]
I would literally slaughter you.
User avatar #311428 to #311124 - thelegendneverdies (08/24/2014) [-]
>not getting iphone

wut r u, casul?
#311477 to #311428 - bladeboy (08/24/2014) [-]
No, I'm not some fucking sheep who wants a weaker phone.   
   
>mfw community apps
No, I'm not some fucking sheep who wants a weaker phone.

>mfw community apps
User avatar #311478 to #311477 - thelegendneverdies (08/24/2014) [-]
>tfw i dont have to worry about roaming and shit because of imessage

suck eh chode
User avatar #311479 to #311478 - bladeboy (08/24/2014) [-]
>implying I can't download imessage on my phone

lolstupidsheep
User avatar #311629 to #311479 - thelegendneverdies (08/24/2014) [-]
>calling people sheep

also my last two androids straight up failed
User avatar #311641 to #311629 - bladeboy (08/24/2014) [-]
isheep
User avatar #311088 to #311061 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #311092 to #311088 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck are you laughing at bitch
User avatar #311094 to #311092 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
who you calling bitch
User avatar #311108 to #311094 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
You, pig fucker
User avatar #311167 to #311108 - rokkarokkaali (08/23/2014) [-]
Just cause he's your dad doesn't mean you get to be mad at him.
User avatar #311110 to #311108 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
rude
User avatar #311070 to #311061 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Finally turned 13?
User avatar #311072 to #311070 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
Yea, now I can finally sign up for a runescape account.
User avatar #311073 to #311072 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
and you can buy T-rated games without your parents!
lucky!
User avatar #311067 to #311061 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Fuck you gently
User avatar #311063 to #311061 - drastronomy (08/23/2014) [-]
i hate birthdays
User avatar #311064 to #311063 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate how it's my birthday and the first thing I ate was cereal, and not some pussy.
User avatar #311091 to #311064 - drastronomy (08/23/2014) [-]
i jus ate ur mums pussy ))))

tasted like aids
#311060 to #311045 - Womens Study Major (08/23/2014) [-]
yuppie confirmed for korrafag
User avatar #311188 to #311060 - teoyuppie (08/23/2014) [-]
Never watched it.
#311043 - Womens Study Major (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #311168 to #311043 - rokkarokkaali (08/23/2014) [-]
guys give me thumbs, i'm not getting enough to fuel my ego
User avatar #311044 to #311043 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
The "Funnyjunk celebrities" is the saddest thing about this site
#311054 to #311044 - biebergotswag (08/23/2014) [-]
yeah, tell me about it
0
#311051 to #311044 - biebergotswag has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #311817 to #311046 - optimos (08/25/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY, I'm laughing so hard at this. I didn't know there was people that cared so much about what others do. Goddammit, lol.
User avatar #311041 - volero ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Some people really shouldn't grow their beard out. On some it looks decent, on others it looks like they picked a dead squirrel off the side of the round, clipped some pubes off their crotch, and taped it all to their face.
User avatar #311035 - wallbuilder (08/23/2014) [-]
When people say they'll do something... then they don't.
"Yeah meet up at X"
*Doesn't*
Fucking cunt.
User avatar #311030 - rynkar (08/23/2014) [-]
Hey, it's been a while since I tried for some dark souls 2 pvp, maybe I will get a fun game or two.
Place a summon sign down. Get ganked.
Place a summon sign, get ganked
ganked ganked ganked.
Parry fag
Havel butt face buff mage
havel butt face buff mage parry fag
parry parry parry
ganked ganked ganked
fun fight
ganked parry fags.

GG dark souls. your community is still shit.
User avatar #311062 to #311030 - bladeboy (08/23/2014) [-]
How about you stop being shit and learn to pvp
User avatar #311058 to #311030 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2. Worth replay. You're a funny guy.
User avatar #311036 to #311030 - wallbuilder (08/23/2014) [-]
For me, it's
*Teleporting, taking damage form enemy with sword out 20 metres away, oh and now I'm being backstabbed*
*Hey, this next guy's invisible*
*Dodge everything by metres, get hit anyway*
Fuckin' 'Strayan lag, cunt.
User avatar #311034 to #311030 - drastronomy (08/23/2014) [-]
yup

you did not meet a hacker even once? lucky... half my fights are monestary scimmy+exhalted/vanquisher seal
#311029 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
The Sex App Joke & The Audience Lady Fuck this woman, attention whoring bitch
#311028 - sniffythebird ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate how fucking twitch.tv is pulling a youtube and muting fucking 90% of their videos (archived streams/highlights) because of music copyrights...

There's so much good shit on there, now everything is silent film.
#311037 to #311028 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
Youtube bought twitch.tv, how did you miss the memo?
#311038 to #311037 - sniffythebird ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, that explains the ultra slow buffering and not being able to watch streams at max quality anymore.

Now there's the faggot ass companies probably throttling bandwidth so they save money.

God I hate this shit.
#311047 to #311038 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
Twitch servers were shit before youtube. Your argument is invaild.
User avatar #311048 to #311047 - sniffythebird ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
They've always been shit, but now it's just even more ridiculously shit to the point where I can't watch any streams without it stopping to buffer every 5 secs.
User avatar #311049 to #311048 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
Then you have shit internet.
#311050 to #311049 - sniffythebird ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
>15Mbit/s download.   
>Most streamers use bitrates between 500-5000Kbit/s   
>Could watch HD streams before the youtube crap no problem.   
>Now I can't watch low quality.   
   
Your argument is invalid.
>15Mbit/s download.
>Most streamers use bitrates between 500-5000Kbit/s
>Could watch HD streams before the youtube crap no problem.
>Now I can't watch low quality.

Your argument is invalid.
User avatar #311052 to #311050 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
>350kbit/s download average
>High streams are no problem, Full sometimes stutters
>TS and Skype open

Something's wrong with your net.
#311053 to #311052 - sniffythebird ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
>Implying high streams are possible at 350kbit

Please stop making shit up. The numbers don't add up to anything you say.
User avatar #311055 to #311053 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
Well the fuck do I know about numbers, but I can do high-streams and have fairly shit internet.
User avatar #311057 to #311055 - sniffythebird ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Do you even speedtest? Know the difference between bits and bytes?

...
User avatar #311008 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate when people try to give me tips on shit I do well.
User avatar #311012 to #311008 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
Also anything less then Medium-well
User avatar #311015 to #311012 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
I used to know a joke about meat tempretatures and dicks and I am so very disappointed in myself for forgetting it.
User avatar #311131 to #311015 - nimba (08/23/2014) [-]
I like receiving buttsex like I like my steak rarely
User avatar #311017 to #311015 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people take their meat preparation a little too seriously.
If you like medium-rare, that's you man. Let me be me.
User avatar #311019 to #311017 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
No, no, no. Not like people being dicks about meat temperature. But like, the other kind of dicks, the good kind.
#311024 to #311019 - conquistafag (08/23/2014) [-]
can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
User avatar #311004 - awesomerninjathing (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate how this chick sent me tits on snapchat, but it was on the chat thing, so I can't screenshot it with a SnapSaving app or by like holding my finger on it and pressing save like on other aps
#311001 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I youtubed the english dub for Code Geass because I was curious   
good god it is awful....it is probably the worst dub I have ever heard and I have heard some bad dubs.   
I don't understand how they could of gone so wrong, especially considering all the japanese VAs are so good and just the show in general.
I youtubed the english dub for Code Geass because I was curious
good god it is awful....it is probably the worst dub I have ever heard and I have heard some bad dubs.
I don't understand how they could of gone so wrong, especially considering all the japanese VAs are so good and just the show in general.
#311066 to #311001 - Womens Study Major (08/23/2014) [-]
you're the mostest weeboo
#311065 to #311001 - Womens Study Major (08/23/2014) [-]
Really? It had some of the most famous VAS in America, all known for their exceptional talent. It may not have been the best dub, but I know it wasn't bad.
User avatar #311079 to #311065 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
most of what I saw was pretty awful
but to be fair I didn't watch the entire english dub
User avatar #311013 to #311009 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
hm?
User avatar #311003 to #311001 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
So I still remember anything about that show except that the music is pretty sweet. So sweet, in fact, that I remember my old band used to done one of the intro songs for our set list. Oh, and the ending. But other than that, I don't remember if it was good, or bad, if I wanted any of the dudes to do me in the butt. Nothing.
#311005 to #311003 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I thought it was pretty great   
I dunno how I would of viewed it if it hadn't been hyped up though or if I hadn't had some tiny things spoiled for me though
I thought it was pretty great
I dunno how I would of viewed it if it hadn't been hyped up though or if I hadn't had some tiny things spoiled for me though
User avatar #311006 to #311005 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh right. The main guy. He gets stabbed to all fuck.
User avatar #311007 to #311006 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
i wouldn't say stabbed as much as impaled
#311010 to #311007 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
Word choice may not be the best.
User avatar #311014 to #311010 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
way to spoil it too
User avatar #311016 to #311014 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
I thought you'd already finished it. Soz.
Not soz, though.
User avatar #311018 to #311016 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I did
I just meant for anyone who hasn't seen it
User avatar #311020 to #311018 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
Not soz for them either.
#311021 to #311020 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
you're a monster
#311022 to #311021 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
You can't change the world being kind.
#311023 to #311022 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
that was actually pretty much a lyric in one of the songs
User avatar #311026 to #311023 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
It's troo tho.
User avatar #311027 to #311026 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
well actually I think it was something like "kindness can't heal everything"
User avatar #311039 to #311027 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeh. It can heal a boo boo though.
#311000 - Womens Study Major (08/23/2014) [-]
I Hate That Thebestpieever Hasn't Posted A Pic Of His Weeb Cosplay. I Wanna See ThatShit.

I Also Hate That My Phone Is Set To Jaden Smith Mode, but Only ON FJ For Some Reason.
User avatar #311002 to #311000 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
Not saying it won't happen but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
#310985 - Womens Study Major (08/23/2014) [-]
I've played fucking flash games that look better than RWBY.
Looks like a fucking 3D Custom Girl mod.
Wouldn't be surprised, it's practically required for every pathetic kissless virgin weeb to have a copy of it and mod the fuck out of it to create their perfect "Whyfoo" to tug their tiny little necrotic-due-to-their-fat-cutting-off-blood-flow penises to.
God I fucking hate it.
User avatar #310995 to #310985 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure the models are made in Maya, those are almost untouched plastic Maya textures. As for the animation, it kinda looks like Poser when they've shown how they do it. So it's nothing as amateurish as that. It's still shit, however.
User avatar #310996 to #310995 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
Script is still worse.
User avatar #310997 to #310996 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. To be honest I couldn't care less that it looks like shit. I sat through the first five seasons of Red Versus Blue, I could sit through RWBY if it weren't so inept at doing anything that's not fight scenes or music.
User avatar #310998 to #310997 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
RvB actually had a pretty well thought out plot.
RWBY is just anime trope, after anime trope, after anime trope.
User avatar #310999 to #310998 - thebestpieever (08/23/2014) [-]
I really don't know about well thought out. But it was funny. RWBY is just lifeless shit. Everything is shit except the fight scenes. It doesn't even have good voide acting because all the voice actors are these new twats they hired in the last 4 years instead of the people who are good are things other than shouting like retards at video games.
#310981 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
The raccoon isn't just shitting outside my window anymore. Apparently it's puking now too.
User avatar #311031 to #310981 - rokkarokkaali (08/23/2014) [-]
Fuck the raccoon in the asshole until it gets traumatized and never comes back.
User avatar #311032 to #311031 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
There was a russian guy who did that and got his dick bit off on 1000 Ways to Die
User avatar #311033 to #311032 - rokkarokkaali (08/23/2014) [-]
And you're going to teach that communist scum how a real capitalist does it.
0
#310976 - teoyuppie has deleted their comment [-]
#310974 - epicscorpion (08/23/2014) [-]
I read something in an article somewhere that gave me a stupidly obvious epiphany: These feminazis and SJWs will get massively outbred and die out over the course of 20 years, assuming no one is stupid enough to fuck them, which is why I now worry not for America's future.

I hate people that just throw "bias" into an argument, as if it somehow means anything. This isn't some paint-faced moron defending Juggalo music, this is a legitimate debate where you're defending your point because it means something to you, dumbass.
User avatar #310977 to #310974 - princessren ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Is feminazi a dominant or recessive gene?
#310989 to #310977 - epicscorpion (08/23/2014) [-]
Ha! That got a smile out of me.
User avatar #310982 to #310977 - thesoulless ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
That depends on what people say about it.
 Friends (0)