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User avatar #59616 - daryldixon (14 hours ago) [-]
I hate the advice board. Literally every post there is "omg i lik dis gurl shud i axe her out or not?" they're all beta fags. holy fuck
User avatar #59716 to #59616 - davvi (4 hours ago) [-]
there are also some posts not related to love&relationship, unfortunately less since dj fagrnin gave the boards subtitles
User avatar #59622 to #59616 - herearemyartsies (13 hours ago) [-]
"Senpai noticed me now for phase 2 how do I get the dick in"
User avatar #59617 to #59616 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I think the Advice board was designed to make people less of a beta by helping them deal with the problems.
How can you get any less scared of people if no one is there to help you?
User avatar #59638 to #59617 - aclopolipise (12 hours ago) [-]
This. An unfortunate consequence of the internet age is that we tend to become isolated in our little technological worlds and grow distant from one another. People who spend a lot of time on the internet without in-person interaction to counterbalance that become socially inept. And with this social ineptitude comes a lack of confidence, and it doesn't help that there are a great many "cringe threads" showcasing the embarrassment these isolated folks bring upon themselves by attempting - and failing - to have some normal human contact.

I'm glad that the advice board is full of betas. It shows that they see a definite fault in themselves and have a drive to improve themselves - they just need some guidance to help them along that path. If they enter that social situation knowing what to do, they'll be more confident in themselves, and generally get a better result (a date/friend/job/etc). And once they've done it once, they can do it again - next time without the guidance of people from the internet, all while avoiding the embarrassment of getting themselves into a situation that makes them feel like a fish out of water. It's much better than them just, say, playing World of Warcraft and affirming, "Who needs friends?"
#59618 to #59617 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
by not being a bitch
User avatar #59619 to #59618 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
You know, not all people think, feel, and understand things the same way as you.
Just like someone can have different views on what's cool and what's not, they can see differently in what's a challenge and what's not.
User avatar #59615 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I hate it when someone who points out the obvious joke in a comment gets more thumbs than the guy who posted the joke. Seriously.
"Haha he made a pun out of that word!" 300+ top comment of the year
"insert pun here" +20 thumbs
User avatar #59631 to #59615 - mayormilkman (13 hours ago) [-]
Observations about things many of the other comments may have stated can get a lot of thumbs for some reason.
User avatar #59614 - multimedia ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I've had a shit day. My co-worker shows zero regard for doing our job correctly (organizing medical files), I got caught in a fucking monsoon on the way home, spaced out and missed my train stop so I had to walk 40 minutes to get home, the second I walked into my house, I had to go outside and help put together a grill, and only then, at about 7:30 PM, was I finally able to eat. So I log into funnyjunk for some cheap laughs, and find THIS asshole:

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/Felt+so+hard/yonqGlb/80#80
User avatar #59602 - gordthebassman (14 hours ago) [-]
You know what I hate? Is being wide awake late at night wanting to play guitar but not having the motivation to get up and grab your guitar, or not knowing what to play.

Or going into a guitar shop and seeing a guitar you like, and you ask to try it out. Then when you sit down with this awesome guitar and the whole rest of the shop staring at you expecting freakin' Steve Vai to pop out of your arse, and you have no clue what to play. You just sit there and play Enter Sandman while trying to remember how to play.
User avatar #59604 to #59602 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
I feel the same. Except I always have a good idea for a song in my mind. Just too lazy to mix bleeps and bloops to make it though.
User avatar #59606 to #59604 - gordthebassman (14 hours ago) [-]
That's true. I always have music running around my head all the time, just little riffs, rhythms, chord progressions, etc. but when it comes to actually playing, most of the time I just run through every famous riff I know and put the guitar down. Every now and then I'll record a good riff, but I have loads of recordings on my computer that I've never done anything with. Just little riffs everywhere.
User avatar #59595 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
I hate it when people don't give a reason for hating something.


I find it pointless to just say "I hate X" without giving a reason. It makes me think you hate it for no reason at all.

Which is something I hate.
User avatar #59648 to #59595 - smercenary (12 hours ago) [-]
I HATE YOU
User avatar #59608 to #59595 - ragnarfag (14 hours ago) [-]
I hate it more when I don't even know why I hate something.
User avatar #59610 to #59608 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
THEN YOU DON'T REALLY...... HATE IT.
User avatar #59612 to #59610 - ragnarfag (14 hours ago) [-]
I disagree, you can hate something you just don't know why, it doesn't mean you have no reason to hate it, you just can't remember why you hated it.
User avatar #59613 to #59612 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
If you don't remember why you hate it, then you really don't hate it now.

I have a reason for hating everything and liking everything. I guess I really can't see why you can hate something for NO REASON at all.
User avatar #59659 to #59613 - dragontaming (11 hours ago) [-]
"I'm right and your opinion is wrong"
-redwins
#59660 to #59659 - redwins (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry.



Can you forgive me?
User avatar #59661 to #59660 - dragontaming (11 hours ago) [-]
depends
#59662 to #59661 - redwins (11 hours ago) [-]
What does it depend on?
What does it depend on?
User avatar #59665 to #59664 - redwins (11 hours ago) [-]
wut
User avatar #59681 to #59665 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
he called you a baby. I think
User avatar #59682 to #59681 - redwins (10 hours ago) [-]
Well shit.
#59596 to #59595 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
i hate redwins
User avatar #59597 to #59596 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
DON'T START THIS SHIT.


YOU BETTER TELL WHY.

YOU BETTER.
User avatar #59600 to #59597 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
He hates you because you dont have a red panda profile picture.
has your anger been sated?
#59601 to #59600 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
I really like the serperior though. The grimdark style with the rain is just perfect.
I really like the serperior though. The grimdark style with the rain is just perfect.
#59598 to #59597 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
i guess just for no reason in particular
User avatar #59599 to #59598 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
idontknowwhatiexpected.gif
#59582 - N. Korean citizen (15 hours ago) [-]
i hate women
User avatar #59583 to #59582 - redwins (15 hours ago) [-]
Reasons why?
User avatar #59586 to #59583 - EdwardNigma (14 hours ago) [-]
Clearly he is homosexual.
User avatar #59587 to #59586 - ferrettamer (14 hours ago) [-]
Being attracted to women != liking women
User avatar #59588 to #59587 - EdwardNigma (14 hours ago) [-]
Okay.
He is homosexual and was stabbed in the dick by a woman.
User avatar #59589 to #59588 - ferrettamer (14 hours ago) [-]
Well, I don't think that is a reason to hate women. Seriously, who hasn't been stabbed in the dick?
User avatar #59590 to #59589 - EdwardNigma (14 hours ago) [-]
He's homosexual and was stabbed in the dick by every woman.
The plot thickens.
User avatar #59593 to #59590 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
He was also stabbed multiple times.



Not just once.
User avatar #59592 to #59590 - ferrettamer (14 hours ago) [-]
10/10, GRRM level plot twist
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User avatar #59621 to #59578 - infamoustrapper (13 hours ago) [-]
Lolk? Do you think you are the only one that hates it or something?
User avatar #59693 to #59621 - swiftykidd (8 hours ago) [-]
what was his comment?
User avatar #59710 to #59693 - infamoustrapper (5 hours ago) [-]
He had HUGE paragraphs with an analogy for why he hates the xbox one. But simply put it was just another hate on the used games issue.
User avatar #59611 to #59578 - SemiAnon (14 hours ago) [-]
"Truly fair business is an environment where a company's success is based on how well it is able to market and sell goods or services."

Sounds like microsoft is winning that game, and fairly too. Better marketing, otherwise the Xbox One wouldn't be a tornado that destroys the shop across the street. The shop across the street even falls short in providing goods and services, as the tornado(which isn't a tornado as much as their competition winning at fitness) renders their goods and services obsolete.

It's more comparable to two shops on different sides of town that both sell lightbulbs. When the town loses power due to a random tornado, microsoft's lightbulb store keeps making sales because they also have battery-powered lightbulbs, while the other store sells nothing because they do not.

I haven't cared enough about the new xbox to form an opinion about it being good or bad, but I just didn't like your analogy. Microsoft running secondhand stores out of business is Capitalism in action, and it's not fair to say that it isn't fair just because they were better than their competition. It's like saying the Superbowl isn't fair because one team beats the other.
User avatar #59585 to #59578 - ferrettamer (15 hours ago) [-]
1. It's been confirmed that that is just a rumour, as was tweeted about by MS
2. PS4 has similar rumours.
3. I've not seen a rental shop for video games in years
User avatar #59575 - blastizard (16 hours ago) [-]
I hate sleep paralysis
User avatar #59570 - swiftykidd (16 hours ago) [-]
i hate how nearly all countries allowed themselves to be fucked over by the roshchild family
User avatar #59571 to #59570 - redwins (16 hours ago) [-]
Who?
User avatar #59572 to #59571 - swiftykidd (16 hours ago) [-]
The rothschild family*

here look

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGk5ioEXlIM
User avatar #59573 to #59572 - redwins (16 hours ago) [-]
I watched like half of that video and I thought it was another stupid illuminati video so I quit watching.

So they like control like every bank ever?
User avatar #59574 to #59573 - swiftykidd (16 hours ago) [-]
its not another stupid illuminati video.

they controll most if not all of the central banks.
e.g the american federal reserve.
all currencies are an I.O.U to them.
User avatar #59568 - thepurplepikachu (16 hours ago) [-]
I hate douchebags who make life hard for teachers,
hell douchebags who make life harder for anyone.
#59580 to #59568 - N. Korean citizen (15 hours ago) [-]
By doing what?
User avatar #59581 to #59580 - misticalz (15 hours ago) [-]
Sticking their dick in the pencil sharpener.
User avatar #59555 - mykoira ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
i hate childrens
User avatar #59591 to #59555 - EdwardNigma (14 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #59559 to #59555 - davvi (16 hours ago) [-]
i hate people that hate children
User avatar #59558 to #59555 - daryldixon (16 hours ago) [-]
I hate the ones that laugh in my basement
User avatar #59603 to #59558 - threeeighteen (14 hours ago) [-]
Stop showing them your willy and they won't laugh.
User avatar #59556 to #59555 - redwins (16 hours ago) [-]
I know there are many reasons why.

But can I hear your reason?
User avatar #59730 to #59556 - mykoira ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
for first, they are annoying, little loud bad behaving and destructive brats. And second, they are hard to raise, what makes many parent bad parent.
User avatar #59607 to #59556 - EdwardNigma (14 hours ago) [-]
My reason is every child I've encountered has been a loud, annoying little shit.
User avatar #59609 to #59607 - redwins (14 hours ago) [-]
Every child I have met (ages 7 and under) are annoying little shits. So yes, I agree with you on that.
User avatar #59551 - bowties (17 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys, all these fusions of two different pokemon are super cool. Seriously guys, it brightens my fucking day when I see 12 of these god damn posts every single fucking day. These aren't getting old at all. I hope people are always posting this stuff. It is just so funny and cool
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#59579 to #59551 - aclopolipise has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #59605 to #59579 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
This is a GREAT way to level up your new account
User avatar #59557 to #59551 - redwins (16 hours ago) [-]
Most of them are shitty fusions with cubone anyways.
User avatar #59549 - swiftykidd (17 hours ago) [-]
i hate how just because something is hated greatly people automatically say "LE BANDWAGON HUE"

no its not always bandwagon. there are reasons sometimes. like the hate on xbox one.
User avatar #59623 to #59549 - ghostninja (13 hours ago) [-]
why is there a hate on xbox

the only small one i can see was no games even that is a shit excuse but a valid one
User avatar #59691 to #59623 - swiftykidd (8 hours ago) [-]
because theyre sacrificing crucial gaming elements for what. tv?
User avatar #59561 to #59549 - davvi (16 hours ago) [-]
i disagree. xbox one hate is unsubstantiated, at least to these extents
User avatar #59562 to #59561 - swiftykidd (16 hours ago) [-]
no its not, there are geniune reasons for people to hate xbox. just because they are roughly the same reason, does not mean that it is a bandwagon.

the same goes for Amy's Baking Co
User avatar #59563 to #59562 - davvi (16 hours ago) [-]
disagree again, but i already told you why.
User avatar #59564 to #59563 - swiftykidd (16 hours ago) [-]
i guess we'd have to agree to dissagree.
User avatar #59565 to #59564 - davvi (16 hours ago) [-]
no fuckin way m8 i swear on me mum ill find u and bash ur head in the wall until u agree m8
User avatar #59566 to #59565 - swiftykidd (16 hours ago) [-]
dont me go all woolwich on u m8. i swere i will fook yer mum and yer sistahh
User avatar #59567 to #59566 - davvi (16 hours ago) [-]
jokes on u m8, me sister's a tranny, have fun gettin rammed in the ass
User avatar #59569 to #59567 - swiftykidd (16 hours ago) [-]
r u tricking me ya cheeky cunt
User avatar #59550 to #59549 - swiftykidd (17 hours ago) [-]
there is a reason sony's stocks rose by 9% after xbox's conference
#59541 - N. Korean citizen (17 hours ago) [-]
i hate bronies thumbs pls
#59554 to #59541 - N. Korean citizen (16 hours ago) [-]
shitload of thumbs (red) coming your way
#59536 - iamannon (18 hours ago) [-]
I hate this 400 something pound girl in my school, I guess I'm okay with how she always stands in the doorways of classes I need to go in, literally blocking me from entering, I'm kind of irritated how she cant fit in a standard desk, so she needs to sit in a chair to the side, making the teacher always have to finagle around her, but I hate how she 100% blames it on genetics. EVERY TIME I FUCKING SEE HER  SHE HAS A BAG (NOT FUN SIZED OR MINIATURE, MIND YOU,  AN ENTIRE FUCKING BAG OF SOME HIGH CALORIE SNACK AND A BOTTLE OF PEPSI! UGHGHGHGH
I hate this 400 something pound girl in my school, I guess I'm okay with how she always stands in the doorways of classes I need to go in, literally blocking me from entering, I'm kind of irritated how she cant fit in a standard desk, so she needs to sit in a chair to the side, making the teacher always have to finagle around her, but I hate how she 100% blames it on genetics. EVERY TIME I FUCKING SEE HER SHE HAS A BAG (NOT FUN SIZED OR MINIATURE, MIND YOU, AN ENTIRE FUCKING BAG OF SOME HIGH CALORIE SNACK AND A BOTTLE OF PEPSI! UGHGHGHGH
#59542 to #59536 - SemiAnon (17 hours ago) [-]
I've got a friend (who aside from this is fine or else we wouldn't be friends) who blames genetics for being fatter than me. He's not 400 pounds, but it's still irritating to hear him go on about me being in better shape than him being genetics. It's not fucking genetics, it's because I go to the gym every day and you go once every couple weeks, and that's not even considering our drastically different diets.

Fuck everyone who tries to minimize my hard work to rationalize their own shortcomings.
User avatar #59552 to #59542 - tvfreakuk (17 hours ago) [-]
No doubt there are people like that, but it does sometimes go that other way
I have friends who are skinny as fuck even though they eat all sorts of fatty, microwavable instant sort of meals, and they never do any exercise because they have a fast metabolism, and then I also have friends who are overweight even though they eat salads and other fresh foods, and exercise a reasonable amount
And I can honestly empathize greatly with their situation. It's like how one of my friends used to work and work and work her arse off trying to revise for exams and get a D, but then I'd pull an all nighter every now and then and get a C-B. It's all the desired results without any of the work; and a lot of people with weight issues do actually have to deal with this - but yes, a lot do just use it as an excuse to sit around all day and expect the weight to magically come off as if they deserve it instantly.
#59594 to #59552 - SemiAnon (14 hours ago) [-]
Eating salads and fresh food isn't going to do anything for weight loss if they're still eating enough to satisfy a horse.
Likewise, eating fatty, microwavable meals isn't going to make someone obese if they aren't eating a whole lot. It's 1 hot pocket vs 5 salads. Eating the salad is marginally healthier, but it doesn't equal weight loss.
#59529 - N. Korean citizen (18 hours ago) [-]
You know, "I hate hating" has become something posted so many times, people thumb it down.

How long until you guys decide the same thing for "Fuck bronies" or "I hate bronies"
User avatar #59553 to #59529 - newposterintown (16 hours ago) [-]
It is already pretty much the same thing.

It's just that "I hate hate" is more frequent, if not by a little bit.
#59539 to #59529 - N. Korean citizen (17 hours ago) [-]
What's really funny is that people fucking swarm over them with green thumbs.
User avatar #59534 to #59529 - davvi (18 hours ago) [-]
a few days ago, all "i hate bronies" posts were still thumbed down.
User avatar #59532 to #59529 - mayormilkman (18 hours ago) [-]
The post below us is amusing and it's more serious than posting "I hate hating", even if it was really a joke.
#59527 - N. Korean citizen (19 hours ago) [-]
I HATE YOU FUCKING BRONIES YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING FUCKS I'VE EVER SEEN HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU WATCH THE SHOW WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AND GET POSTERS OF IT AND PUT THEM IN YOUR ROOM AND STILL GET PISSED OFF WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU gay. YOU ARE THE MOST IRRITATING FUCK FACES I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET THANK DJ 4DM1N THAT HE MADE TO KEEP YOU FILTHY gayS AWAY FROM MOST CHANNELS
#59526 - maddboiy (19 hours ago) [-]
FUCKING YOUTUBE BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING BITCH RIGHT NOW.   
EVERYTIME I TRY TO WATCH A VIDEO IT TAKES AGES TO LOAD THE PAGE AND THEN GOES "OHH SORRY AN ERROR OCCURED HURP DURP" FUCK YOU I WANNA LISTED TO DAFT PUNK YOU TWATTING WEBSITE IVE BEEN TRYING FOR 15 MINUTES AND YOU STILL WONT WORK YOU PILE OF CACTUS SHIT
FUCKING YOUTUBE BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING BITCH RIGHT NOW.
EVERYTIME I TRY TO WATCH A VIDEO IT TAKES AGES TO LOAD THE PAGE AND THEN GOES "OHH SORRY AN ERROR OCCURED HURP DURP" FUCK YOU I WANNA LISTED TO DAFT PUNK YOU TWATTING WEBSITE IVE BEEN TRYING FOR 15 MINUTES AND YOU STILL WONT WORK YOU PILE OF CACTUS SHIT
User avatar #59504 - JimmyJongo (19 hours ago) [-]
I hate all these people saying the Xbox one is shit, not because I cannot accept other people's opinions just simply because they are all jumping on a bandwagon making repetitive and uncreative jokes and 99% of them will buy one anyway.

How can you know something is shit when you have not even played on one(Fair enough if you are a PS fan).
User avatar #59543 to #59504 - markowuzhere (17 hours ago) [-]
maybe they are fuckin pleb pc race
User avatar #59577 to #59543 - aklidic (15 hours ago) [-]
I heard that the pleb pc race grew out of metal pretty quickly too
#59523 to #59504 - tvfreakuk (19 hours ago) [-]
I've even seen people just complain about the name of the console itself.   
Like, seriously? You have practically nothing to go on so far, so you need to use its name as a means to hate on it and joke about it? When the name isn't even that bad, it's just a fucking name...
I've even seen people just complain about the name of the console itself.
Like, seriously? You have practically nothing to go on so far, so you need to use its name as a means to hate on it and joke about it? When the name isn't even that bad, it's just a fucking name...
User avatar #59540 to #59523 - leonhardt (17 hours ago) [-]
Maybe they were just joking about it without hating it.
User avatar #59517 to #59504 - maddboiy (19 hours ago) [-]
exactly, i personally don't hate EA but everyone seems to be on the bandwagon of "Everything EA does is wrong"
User avatar #59519 to #59517 - JimmyJongo (19 hours ago) [-]
>EA good
>EA support bad

People need to learn there is a difference
User avatar #59515 to #59504 - fargone (19 hours ago) [-]
Because, considering the information we've been given, actually playing videogames on it is going to be a pain in the ass.
-Periodic connectivity checks
-Zero backwards compatibility, mystery "exclusives" that have yet to be announced or dated
-No sharing a product you've already paid for
-The majority of the R&D budget appears to have gone into making a next-gen cable box

It may not be shit, but right now it sure as hell looks like it's going to be unless it starts improving fast.
User avatar #59625 to #59515 - ghostninja (13 hours ago) [-]
the frist thing you said has not been fully confirmed and their changing there mind about it
User avatar #59724 to #59625 - fargone (3 hours ago) [-]
They've confirmed periodic connectivity checks, just not the frequency.
User avatar #59518 to #59515 - JimmyJongo (19 hours ago) [-]
I get that, that is a good arguement I was more aiming at the people who just go "HURR its goes xbox one because they took 359 steps backwards"
User avatar #59522 to #59518 - fargone (19 hours ago) [-]
Right now, Microsoft deserves all the mockery they're getting. They fucked up big time by completely fumbling the Xone reveal. Hopefully all the vitriol will show them how monumentally stupid some of the decisions they've made are.
#59503 - Spikeydeath (19 hours ago) [-]
I hate shoes...wait let me clarify
I hate any shoe that isnt skeletoes, flipflops or some boots
and i will only wear boots for work...why in the world do people casually wear tennishoes when you can wear a nice pair of flipflops
User avatar #59689 to #59503 - tallestmidget (10 hours ago) [-]
it gets cold in the winter
User avatar #59584 to #59503 - mandatorycreeper (15 hours ago) [-]
Because maybe it isn't someone's preference to wear open-toed shoes?

I mean, flip-flops are a pain in the ass to walk with. You always get your feet dirty when you walk in them, and you have to clench your toes in them to get them to stay on your foot every time you pick your foot up.
User avatar #59530 to #59503 - thirteenthdoctor (18 hours ago) [-]
I prefer combat combat boots.
User avatar #59512 to #59503 - davvi (19 hours ago) [-]
sports don't work with flip-flops

also, it's a bit cold for flip-flops sometimes
User avatar #59513 to #59512 - davvi (19 hours ago) [-]
and skeletoes are fuck ugly
#59514 to #59513 - Spikeydeath (19 hours ago) [-]
heathen
User avatar #59505 to #59503 - misticalz (19 hours ago) [-]
Because some people like to walk or run without tripping.
Some people like their toes not exposed :3
#59533 to #59505 - Spikeydeath (18 hours ago) [-]
why can i not have my opinion on a hating thread da fauk
User avatar #59548 to #59533 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
because you don't give reasons as to why you hate them. If you make a huge paragraph on why, then only good people will read it. And good people don't thumb down opinions.
and because you give a reason as to why
#59576 to #59548 - Spikeydeath (15 hours ago) [-]
I hate them because of how constrictive i feel, I have fucked up feet that dont really like shoes and they hurt me more then they should, I am also about freedom of spirit and mind and clothes and shoes constrict me
if i had the choice i'd wear neither
#59506 to #59505 - Spikeydeath (19 hours ago) [-]
then skeletoes!
User avatar #59528 to #59506 - aklidic (18 hours ago) [-]
skeletoes look weird as fuck
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