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I hate the advice board. Literally every post there is "omg i lik dis gurl shud i axe her out or not?" they're all beta fags. holy fuck
This. An unfortunate consequence of the internet age is that we tend to become isolated in our little technological worlds and grow distant from one another. People who spend a lot of time on the internet without in-person interaction to counterbalance that become socially inept. And with this social ineptitude comes a lack of confidence, and it doesn't help that there are a great many "cringe threads" showcasing the embarrassment these isolated folks bring upon themselves by attempting - and failing - to have some normal human contact.
I'm glad that the advice board is full of betas. It shows that they see a definite fault in themselves and have a drive to improve themselves - they just need some guidance to help them along that path. If they enter that social situation knowing what to do, they'll be more confident in themselves, and generally get a better result (a date/friend/job/etc). And once they've done it once, they can do it again - next time without the guidance of people from the internet, all while avoiding the embarrassment of getting themselves into a situation that makes them feel like a fish out of water. It's much better than them just, say, playing World of Warcraft and affirming, "Who needs friends?"
I'm glad that the advice board is full of betas. It shows that they see a definite fault in themselves and have a drive to improve themselves - they just need some guidance to help them along that path. If they enter that social situation knowing what to do, they'll be more confident in themselves, and generally get a better result (a date/friend/job/etc). And once they've done it once, they can do it again - next time without the guidance of people from the internet, all while avoiding the embarrassment of getting themselves into a situation that makes them feel like a fish out of water. It's much better than them just, say, playing World of Warcraft and affirming, "Who needs friends?"
You know, not all people think, feel, and understand things the same way as you.
Just like someone can have different views on what's cool and what's not, they can see differently in what's a challenge and what's not.
Just like someone can have different views on what's cool and what's not, they can see differently in what's a challenge and what's not.
I hate it when someone who points out the obvious joke in a comment gets more thumbs than the guy who posted the joke. Seriously.
"Haha he made a pun out of that word!" 300+ top comment of the year
"insert pun here" +20 thumbs
"Haha he made a pun out of that word!" 300+ top comment of the year
"insert pun here" +20 thumbs
I've had a shit day. My co-worker shows zero regard for doing our job correctly (organizing medical files), I got caught in a fucking monsoon on the way home, spaced out and missed my train stop so I had to walk 40 minutes to get home, the second I walked into my house, I had to go outside and help put together a grill, and only then, at about 7:30 PM, was I finally able to eat. So I log into funnyjunk for some cheap laughs, and find THIS asshole:
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/Felt+so+hard/yonqGlb/80#80
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/Felt+so+hard/yonqGlb/80#80
You know what I hate? Is being wide awake late at night wanting to play guitar but not having the motivation to get up and grab your guitar, or not knowing what to play.
Or going into a guitar shop and seeing a guitar you like, and you ask to try it out. Then when you sit down with this awesome guitar and the whole rest of the shop staring at you expecting freakin' Steve Vai to pop out of your arse, and you have no clue what to play. You just sit there and play Enter Sandman while trying to remember how to play.
Or going into a guitar shop and seeing a guitar you like, and you ask to try it out. Then when you sit down with this awesome guitar and the whole rest of the shop staring at you expecting freakin' Steve Vai to pop out of your arse, and you have no clue what to play. You just sit there and play Enter Sandman while trying to remember how to play.
That's true. I always have music running around my head all the time, just little riffs, rhythms, chord progressions, etc. but when it comes to actually playing, most of the time I just run through every famous riff I know and put the guitar down. Every now and then I'll record a good riff, but I have loads of recordings on my computer that I've never done anything with. Just little riffs everywhere.
I hate it when people don't give a reason for hating something.
I find it pointless to just say "I hate X" without giving a reason. It makes me think you hate it for no reason at all.
Which is something I hate.
I find it pointless to just say "I hate X" without giving a reason. It makes me think you hate it for no reason at all.
Which is something I hate.
"Truly fair business is an environment where a company's success is based on how well it is able to market and sell goods or services."
Sounds like microsoft is winning that game, and fairly too. Better marketing, otherwise the Xbox One wouldn't be a tornado that destroys the shop across the street. The shop across the street even falls short in providing goods and services, as the tornado(which isn't a tornado as much as their competition winning at fitness) renders their goods and services obsolete.
It's more comparable to two shops on different sides of town that both sell lightbulbs. When the town loses power due to a random tornado, microsoft's lightbulb store keeps making sales because they also have battery-powered lightbulbs, while the other store sells nothing because they do not.
I haven't cared enough about the new xbox to form an opinion about it being good or bad, but I just didn't like your analogy. Microsoft running secondhand stores out of business is Capitalism in action, and it's not fair to say that it isn't fair just because they were better than their competition. It's like saying the Superbowl isn't fair because one team beats the other.
Sounds like microsoft is winning that game, and fairly too. Better marketing, otherwise the Xbox One wouldn't be a tornado that destroys the shop across the street. The shop across the street even falls short in providing goods and services, as the tornado(which isn't a tornado as much as their competition winning at fitness) renders their goods and services obsolete.
It's more comparable to two shops on different sides of town that both sell lightbulbs. When the town loses power due to a random tornado, microsoft's lightbulb store keeps making sales because they also have battery-powered lightbulbs, while the other store sells nothing because they do not.
I haven't cared enough about the new xbox to form an opinion about it being good or bad, but I just didn't like your analogy. Microsoft running secondhand stores out of business is Capitalism in action, and it's not fair to say that it isn't fair just because they were better than their competition. It's like saying the Superbowl isn't fair because one team beats the other.
i hate how nearly all countries allowed themselves to be fucked over by the roshchild family
I hate douchebags who make life hard for teachers,
hell douchebags who make life harder for anyone.
hell douchebags who make life harder for anyone.
Hey guys, all these fusions of two different pokemon are super cool. Seriously guys, it brightens my fucking day when I see 12 of these god damn posts every single fucking day. These aren't getting old at all. I hope people are always posting this stuff. It is just so funny and cool
i hate how just because something is hated greatly people automatically say "LE BANDWAGON HUE"
no its not always bandwagon. there are reasons sometimes. like the hate on xbox one.
no its not always bandwagon. there are reasons sometimes. like the hate on xbox one.
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iamannon (18 hours ago) [-]
I hate this 400 something pound girl in my school, I guess I'm okay with how she always stands in the doorways of classes I need to go in, literally blocking me from entering, I'm kind of irritated how she cant fit in a standard desk, so she needs to sit in a chair to the side, making the teacher always have to finagle around her, but I hate how she 100% blames it on genetics. EVERY TIME I FUCKING SEE HER SHE HAS A BAG (NOT FUN SIZED OR MINIATURE, MIND YOU, AN ENTIRE FUCKING BAG OF SOME HIGH CALORIE SNACK AND A BOTTLE OF PEPSI! UGHGHGHGH
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SemiAnon (17 hours ago) [-]
I've got a friend (who aside from this is fine or else we wouldn't be friends) who blames genetics for being fatter than me. He's not 400 pounds, but it's still irritating to hear him go on about me being in better shape than him being genetics. It's not fucking genetics, it's because I go to the gym every day and you go once every couple weeks, and that's not even considering our drastically different diets.
Fuck everyone who tries to minimize my hard work to rationalize their own shortcomings.
Fuck everyone who tries to minimize my hard work to rationalize their own shortcomings.
No doubt there are people like that, but it does sometimes go that other way
I have friends who are skinny as fuck even though they eat all sorts of fatty, microwavable instant sort of meals, and they never do any exercise because they have a fast metabolism, and then I also have friends who are overweight even though they eat salads and other fresh foods, and exercise a reasonable amount
And I can honestly empathize greatly with their situation. It's like how one of my friends used to work and work and work her arse off trying to revise for exams and get a D, but then I'd pull an all nighter every now and then and get a C-B. It's all the desired results without any of the work; and a lot of people with weight issues do actually have to deal with this - but yes, a lot do just use it as an excuse to sit around all day and expect the weight to magically come off as if they deserve it instantly.
I have friends who are skinny as fuck even though they eat all sorts of fatty, microwavable instant sort of meals, and they never do any exercise because they have a fast metabolism, and then I also have friends who are overweight even though they eat salads and other fresh foods, and exercise a reasonable amount
And I can honestly empathize greatly with their situation. It's like how one of my friends used to work and work and work her arse off trying to revise for exams and get a D, but then I'd pull an all nighter every now and then and get a C-B. It's all the desired results without any of the work; and a lot of people with weight issues do actually have to deal with this - but yes, a lot do just use it as an excuse to sit around all day and expect the weight to magically come off as if they deserve it instantly.
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SemiAnon (14 hours ago) [-]
Eating salads and fresh food isn't going to do anything for weight loss if they're still eating enough to satisfy a horse.
Likewise, eating fatty, microwavable meals isn't going to make someone obese if they aren't eating a whole lot. It's 1 hot pocket vs 5 salads. Eating the salad is marginally healthier, but it doesn't equal weight loss.
Likewise, eating fatty, microwavable meals isn't going to make someone obese if they aren't eating a whole lot. It's 1 hot pocket vs 5 salads. Eating the salad is marginally healthier, but it doesn't equal weight loss.
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N. Korean citizen (18 hours ago) [-]
You know, "I hate hating" has become something posted so many times, people thumb it down.
How long until you guys decide the same thing for "Fuck bronies" or "I hate bronies"
How long until you guys decide the same thing for "Fuck bronies" or "I hate bronies"
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N. Korean citizen (19 hours ago) [-]
I HATE YOU FUCKING BRONIES YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING FUCKS I'VE EVER SEEN HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU WATCH THE SHOW WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AND GET POSTERS OF IT AND PUT THEM IN YOUR ROOM AND STILL GET PISSED OFF WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU gay. YOU ARE THE MOST IRRITATING FUCK FACES I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET THANK DJ 4DM1N THAT HE MADE TO KEEP YOU FILTHY gayS AWAY FROM MOST CHANNELS
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maddboiy (19 hours ago) [-]
FUCKING YOUTUBE BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING BITCH RIGHT NOW.
EVERYTIME I TRY TO WATCH A VIDEO IT TAKES AGES TO LOAD THE PAGE AND THEN GOES "OHH SORRY AN ERROR OCCURED HURP DURP" FUCK YOU I WANNA LISTED TO DAFT PUNK YOU TWATTING WEBSITE IVE BEEN TRYING FOR 15 MINUTES AND YOU STILL WONT WORK YOU PILE OF CACTUS SHIT
EVERYTIME I TRY TO WATCH A VIDEO IT TAKES AGES TO LOAD THE PAGE AND THEN GOES "OHH SORRY AN ERROR OCCURED HURP DURP" FUCK YOU I WANNA LISTED TO DAFT PUNK YOU TWATTING WEBSITE IVE BEEN TRYING FOR 15 MINUTES AND YOU STILL WONT WORK YOU PILE OF CACTUS SHIT
I hate all these people saying the Xbox one is shit, not because I cannot accept other people's opinions just simply because they are all jumping on a bandwagon making repetitive and uncreative jokes and 99% of them will buy one anyway.
How can you know something is shit when you have not even played on one(Fair enough if you are a PS fan).
How can you know something is shit when you have not even played on one(Fair enough if you are a PS fan).
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tvfreakuk (19 hours ago) [-]
I've even seen people just complain about the name of the console itself.
Like, seriously? You have practically nothing to go on so far, so you need to use its name as a means to hate on it and joke about it? When the name isn't even that bad, it's just a fucking name...
Like, seriously? You have practically nothing to go on so far, so you need to use its name as a means to hate on it and joke about it? When the name isn't even that bad, it's just a fucking name...
Because, considering the information we've been given, actually playing videogames on it is going to be a pain in the ass.
-Periodic connectivity checks
-Zero backwards compatibility, mystery "exclusives" that have yet to be announced or dated
-No sharing a product you've already paid for
-The majority of the R&D budget appears to have gone into making a next-gen cable box
It may not be shit, but right now it sure as hell looks like it's going to be unless it starts improving fast.
-Periodic connectivity checks
-Zero backwards compatibility, mystery "exclusives" that have yet to be announced or dated
-No sharing a product you've already paid for
-The majority of the R&D budget appears to have gone into making a next-gen cable box
It may not be shit, but right now it sure as hell looks like it's going to be unless it starts improving fast.
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Spikeydeath (19 hours ago) [-]
I hate shoes...wait let me clarify
I hate any shoe that isnt skeletoes, flipflops or some boots
and i will only wear boots for work...why in the world do people casually wear tennishoes when you can wear a nice pair of flipflops
I hate any shoe that isnt skeletoes, flipflops or some boots
and i will only wear boots for work...why in the world do people casually wear tennishoes when you can wear a nice pair of flipflops
Because maybe it isn't someone's preference to wear open-toed shoes?
I mean, flip-flops are a pain in the ass to walk with. You always get your feet dirty when you walk in them, and you have to clench your toes in them to get them to stay on your foot every time you pick your foot up.
I mean, flip-flops are a pain in the ass to walk with. You always get your feet dirty when you walk in them, and you have to clench your toes in them to get them to stay on your foot every time you pick your foot up.
because you don't give reasons as to why you hate them. If you make a huge paragraph on why, then only good people will read it. And good people don't thumb down opinions.
and because you give a reason as to why
and because you give a reason as to why
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Spikeydeath (15 hours ago) [-]
I hate them because of how constrictive i feel, I have fucked up feet that dont really like shoes and they hurt me more then they should, I am also about freedom of spirit and mind and clothes and shoes constrict me
if i had the choice i'd wear neither
if i had the choice i'd wear neither