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    #543991 - joshlol#25 on contentRank#25 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#544090 to #543991 - rokkarokkaali 
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    Didn't you score on halloween?
    #543994 to #543991 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    you scored with that coworker in the summer of 2014 fuckign normie pretending peice of shit
    you scored with that coworker in the summer of 2014 fuckign normie pretending peice of shit
    User avatar#544005 to #543994 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    why your memory so good tho
    User avatar#544061 to #544005 - gibroner#479 on commentsRank#479  
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    Autism
    User avatar#544029 to #544005 - joshlol#25 on contentRank#25 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    it's not
    his facts are all wrong
    User avatar#544065 to #544029 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    nu uh lier
    User avatar#544031 to #544029 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    well he is bulgarian afterall
    #544011 to #544005 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    because i also get to remember all the bad stuff
    because i also get to remember all the bad stuff
    User avatar#544015 to #544011 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    well, i do too unfortunately. it's like i forget the details of painful memories but the feelings never go away
    #543992 to #543991 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    but you said youre not a virgin
    but you said youre not a virgin
    #543985 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >now it fucking asks you to confirm if you wanna log out, thus creating an extra step and wasting my time  
  
JOSHLOL YOU BETTER FUCKING FIX THIS RIGHT NOW
    >now it fucking asks you to confirm if you wanna log out, thus creating an extra step and wasting my time

    JOSHLOL YOU BETTER FUCKING FIX THIS RIGHT NOW
    User avatar#543986 to #543985 - joshlol#25 on contentRank#25 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    why do you even bother loggign out?
    User avatar#543987 to #543986 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    i dont want people thinking im on here 24/7, which would be incorrect due to the fact i have a life
    User avatar#543988 to #543987 - joshlol#25 on contentRank#25 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >caring
    User avatar#543989 to #543988 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    caring about what others think of me is the only thing I have left i still care about
    im a broken empty shell of a man
    #543990 to #543989 - joshlol#25 on contentRank#25 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
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    #543984 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >mom saw my oneitis in the store and started talking to her  
>turns out i was right and it was not my onetitis but her annorexic older sister  
>still talked and ebarressed the shit out of me  
>her sister probably cringed   
>she told oneitis and oneitis cringed  
>mom told me now and im cringing  
  
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP  
 now lets wait how long it takes for someone to tell her about the things i wrote here
    >mom saw my oneitis in the store and started talking to her
    >turns out i was right and it was not my onetitis but her annorexic older sister
    >still talked and ebarressed the shit out of me
    >her sister probably cringed
    >she told oneitis and oneitis cringed
    >mom told me now and im cringing

    JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
    now lets wait how long it takes for someone to tell her about the things i wrote here
    #543975 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Listen who ever the fuck you are i dont give a shit secret agent, i never said anything wrong so you might aswell go fuckign tell Donald Trump while you are at it, fuckign punk ass bitch nigger.
    Listen who ever the fuck you are i dont give a shit secret agent, i never said anything wrong so you might aswell go fuckign tell Donald Trump while you are at it, fuckign punk ass bitch nigger.
    User avatar#543979 to #543975 - gibusernamepls 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    What?
    User avatar#543980 to #543979 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    theres a fucking spy informer
    User avatar#543981 to #543980 - gibusernamepls 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    What happened
    User avatar#543982 to #543981 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    some bullshit punk ass bitch nigga been relaying my posts to the wrong sources
    #543974 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    SNITCHES GET STICHES
    SNITCHES GET STICHES
    User avatar#543973 - masterboll 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    MFW i was actually defending trump when i got into a political convo with a colleague today and the only argument she could give is that hes racist because he said stuff which sounded racist.
    #544066 to #543973 - anon id: b57a391c 
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    Thumbed up

    //natzie
    User avatar#543976 to #543973 - joshlol#25 on contentRank#25 
    Reply+3
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    what an interesting anecdote thanks for sharing
    User avatar#543993 to #543976 - masterboll 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    dont be sarcastic with me, fucking bastard. im gonna eat your ass.
    #543996 to #543993 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    you better bring enough ass eating to share with the rest of us or none at all
    you better bring enough ass eating to share with the rest of us or none at all
    User avatar#543999 to #543996 - masterboll 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    reminds me of that old Tampax Compak advert
    User avatar#543968 - shenro 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >register to a doctor for tuesday
    >arrive
    >doctor says that i need to be sent to her by my family doctor, so she "can't" treat me
    >go to family doctor on thursday (today)
    >doc writes a sending to the doc from before
    >i will now go on friday for the same damn reason as i did on tuesday.
    it's fuckin stupid how inneficient this system is, you register, you show up, but they refuse to treat you, even tho it takes like a minute to see if your problem is bad enough to require treatment.

    also, why the fuck do people use Mega so often? it's download limits are stupid and annoying, why don't people just upload torrents? atleast then you can download as much as you want, as long as your own bandwith can handle it.
    User avatar#543969 to #543968 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    That's because they could accidentally not treat your problem properly.
    And if they didn't, your family doc would be pissed at that doctor.

    User avatar#543958 - bladeboy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/78...

    WE WUZ ILLIAD WAR HEROS
    User avatar#543964 to #543958 - dehumanizer 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    why would you care?
    User avatar#543965 to #543964 - bladeboy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Shut the fuck up faggot
    User avatar#543967 to #543965 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    i mean seriously its just a stupid movie with niggers in it why would you watch anything that has come out in the (((21st))) century???
    User avatar#543959 to #543958 - EdwardNigma 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    ????
    I am unclear on where the "We wuz" shit comes into it.
    User avatar#543960 to #543959 - bladeboy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    www.imdb.com/title/tt5103758/fullcred...

    Look at Achilles and Patroklus
    #543962 to #543960 - EdwardNigma 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >I just realised who is playing Zeus
    >I just realised who is playing Zeus
    User avatar#543977 to #543962 - joshlol#25 on contentRank#25 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    this picture bothers me
    User avatar#543966 to #543962 - bladeboy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    we wuz thunderbolts
    #543972 to #543966 - anon id: 3d5c352f 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    we wuz inventors and shieeet  
  
blocked by we wuzzer  
-masterboll
    we wuz inventors and shieeet

    blocked by we wuzzer
    -masterboll
    User avatar#543978 to #543972 - bladeboy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    What?
    #543961 to #543960 - EdwardNigma 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    okay yep fuck me now i see it
    okay yep fuck me now i see it
    #543952 - anon id: b57a391c 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Oh yeah thanks everyone who's wondering about my trip to taiwan, its kinda fun i guess. Flying for like, forever is defeniatly not fun thought. Due to the time difference its litterally impossible to maathematic that shit out. Peace.

    //natzie
    User avatar#544091 to #543952 - rokkarokkaali 
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    Taiwan numba wan
    #543955 to #543952 - dehumanizer 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    do they have loos there in taiwan?
    do they have loos there in taiwan?
    #543956 to #543955 - anon id: b57a391c 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Yeah but apparantly you cant flush down used toiletpaper like what the hell man? I feel like im gonna fill up those poor trash bins to the brim with smudgy brown papers...
    User avatar#543998 to #543956 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    they probably just have bidets
    taiwan seems amazing tho i wanna go
    #544067 to #543998 - anon id: b57a391c 
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    My dad just informed me that i could flush down papers.
    User avatar#544068 to #544067 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    meet some asian girls for me please
    #543951 - anon id: b57a391c 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Poop.
    #543926 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    TELL US THE TRUTH, NASA.
    Flat Earth Believer Confronts A NASA Employee At Starbucks
    TELL US THE TRUTH, NASA.
    User avatar#543947 to #543926 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >flat earther

    where exactly did this guy say anything about the earth beeing flat?
    User avatar#543948 to #543947 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    www.youtube.com/channel/UCL5Q4PCwaTTv...
    Only on his 65 other videos.
    User avatar#543949 to #543948 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    well i think its flat too, where is the problem?
    User avatar#543950 to #543949 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Sorry to hear that.
    User avatar#543914 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]

    these tshirts make me wanna kill myself(dot)
    User avatar#543917 to #543914 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    I would definitely wear the taxation is theft and frog in the pocket one. Ironically, of course, but it's still cool
    #543918 to #543917 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#543919 to #543918 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Not all of us can wear basketball shorts and tank tops you know
    User avatar#543920 to #543919 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    tank tops are terrible.
    But if you wear a shirt with pepe on it, you deserve to be shot fam
    User avatar#543921 to #543920 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Normally I'd agree, but this is subtle enough to be ironic
    User avatar#543922 to #543921 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    being a subtle retard just makes people think you're a retard.
    User avatar#543924 to #543922 - drastronomy 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Also s friend of mine had a shirt captioned "Le [his name] army. Run away or face the consequences!" along with like 20 pictures of his face
    User avatar#543933 to #543924 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Hahahha
    #543925 to #543924 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    this is for your friend and yourself.
    this is for your friend and yourself.
    User avatar#543923 to #543922 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    That's sort of the point with stupid t shirts though. I went around with a shirt which said "SALE" on it once, which I think is a step up
    User avatar#543915 to #543914 - EdwardNigma 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Jesus fucking christ
    User avatar#543916 to #543915 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    They're all so bad...
    And there's like 8 pages of this shit...
    #543936 to #543916 - EdwardNigma 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Oh yeah fucking thanks  
Because I clicked that link, facebook apparently thinks I want this shit  
  
Zuckerberg you fucking jew cunt, stop spying on me.
    Oh yeah fucking thanks
    Because I clicked that link, facebook apparently thinks I want this shit

    Zuckerberg you fucking jew cunt, stop spying on me.
    #543937 to #543936 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#543901 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    North Korea used chemicals to stop Warmbiers heart Dr Marc Siegel
    Guys, we need to solve this North Korea situation
    #543898 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    exclusive footage of masterboll making all of the trumpette's look really gosh darn silly
    exclusive footage of masterboll making all of the trumpette's look really gosh darn silly
    User avatar#543971 to #543898 - masterboll 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    lmao so true
    User avatar#543904 to #543898 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    The land of the free and the home of the brave
    #543902 to #543898 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply+2
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    god bless our sacred land and its people.
    god bless our sacred land and its people.
    #543889 - dehumanizer 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >oneitis's bf is still alive and healthy  
>guy who stole Tammy from me is still alive and healthy  
>meanwhile another one of my newest kittens died yesterday, making it 3 out of 6
    >oneitis's bf is still alive and healthy
    >guy who stole Tammy from me is still alive and healthy
    >meanwhile another one of my newest kittens died yesterday, making it 3 out of 6

    #543935 to #543889 - gibusernamepls 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#543911 to #543889 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Also you probably shouldn't talk about her here. Remember last time?
    User avatar#543938 to #543911 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    i havent mentioned oneiti's name because its the seccond result on google, the other is irrelevant plenty of people with that name
    User avatar#543939 to #543938 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Well do you really want to hurt her feelings?
    User avatar#543940 to #543939 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    what are you talking about?
    User avatar#543941 to #543940 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    The reason why cuckman was so pissed off last time was because she was sad people were talking about her behind her back
    #543942 to #543941 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    boo fucking hoo, blame omar for telling her
    boo fucking hoo, blame omar for telling her
    User avatar#543943 to #543942 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    I guess as always an Arab is to blame
    User avatar#543944 to #543943 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    plus i never said anything in detail bout it or anything bad about her, still paranoid and untrustworthy, sad!
    User avatar#543945 to #543944 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    I never said anything either but he was mad anyway
    User avatar#543946 to #543945 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    GOOD i hope he gets cancer, like father like son
    User avatar#543912 to #543911 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    well thats a risk but i cant keep living in fear
    User avatar#543913 to #543912 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    it's not like you have to mention their names when you talk about them
    User avatar#543906 to #543889 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Can I have a kitten? :•3
    User avatar#543909 to #543906 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    yes i would legit give you them if i could, 2 many cats...
    User avatar#543903 to #543889 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Guys an orphan though. Somehow I don't envy him
    User avatar#543905 to #543903 - dehumanizer 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    yes i want him to go be with his parents why are you so selfish and hateful?
    User avatar#543907 to #543905 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    I'm not. I won't make any statement on it other than I'd rather have my parents than be like him.
    User avatar#543908 to #543907 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    im not saying you should be like him im saying he should bite the dust
    User avatar#543910 to #543908 - levelhead 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Idgaf , he can do what he wants to
    User avatar#543899 to #543889 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    I say you kill them and then kys but don't leave a breadcrumb trail to fj cause I don't wanna get questioned, thx.
    User avatar#543900 to #543899 - darksideofthebeast 
    Reply+3
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    them = your oneitis and bf
    not the kitties.
    #543894 to #543889 - anon id: 85b4d1e1 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    train the remaining kittens to kill everyone you hate. first you must let them eat the corpses of the dead kittens to make them tougher
    #543887 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >girls who only want open relationships or hookups  
>every single girl in cali  
fuck it's _almost_ causing me to develop respect for TheseChocodiles
    >girls who only want open relationships or hookups
    >every single girl in cali
    fuck it's _almost_ causing me to develop respect for TheseChocodiles
    User avatar#543970 to #543887 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    and rightly fuckin so
    User avatar#543983 to #543970 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    then why does it feel wrong?
    and notice I said almost
    User avatar#543997 to #543983 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    lol cause you think im a gosh darn flousy
    but my bf is my first ever bf and my last like i have full intentions to marry this boy
    if it doesnt work out il be broken n all fucked up lmao heres hoping
    User avatar#544000 to #543997 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    you sucked dicks at random parties you hoe
    User avatar#544001 to #544000 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    thats just not accurate at all
    User avatar#544003 to #544001 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    i talked to a girl today, she was okay looking but i could tell we weren't compatible so i decided not to ask for her number and that's that how was your day sweetheart
    User avatar#544014 to #544003 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    well thats just how it goes i guess
    i worked til 2
    spent the rest of day talking to bf on phone and planning our lil trip to greece on wed with my whole family
    now we are watching a show at the same time called naked attraction
    thanks for asking petal
    User avatar#544017 to #544014 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    man i wish i had a gf that could reciprocate basic human emotions like that
    so fucking sick of hookup whores who only want to suck my dick and fuck
    User avatar#544021 to #544017 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    lol it is very nice
    somebody whispering i love you in your ear while u fuck is
    the relationship is perfect but we live in different countries and being apart from eachother makes us gloomy its v hard to get used to
    itd probaby be easier to be cock guzzler
    User avatar#544022 to #544021 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    no i dont even want sex
    where does he live wtf? that's horrible im never doing long distance again. tops I'm willing to drive for a serious relationship is 1.5 hours
    User avatar#544026 to #544022 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    he lives in england (near london)
    and obv i live in ni
    tbf we hardly spend a week apart since we met in may
    we were supposed to send 17 days apart but it was too hard so now hes coming to greece with me lol
    when we first parted from eachother i broke down crying on the plane home and he cried when he got home to his bedroom, said he looked at everything that showed i had been here and cried like a baby which he hasnt done since his dog died when he was 16
    and when his dog died when he was 16 i was the online friend he talked to about it
    das p cute you gotta admit
    User avatar#544030 to #544026 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    what's ni
    your flag says britain
    you should give him a pair of your most fragrant panties to remember you by
    User avatar#544032 to #544030 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    northern ireland biiish
    i did that lol
    User avatar#544036 to #544032 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    i dont think that's its own country
    you are lying to me
    i got a pair of panties but they dont smell like anything and it really pisses me off. they're stained and she said she came in them but nope no scent
    User avatar#544042 to #544036 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    no i left him panties and a top with my perfume
    also i dont think girl cum has a scent, turns out im a gusher/squirter and the first time it happened i was like omg please i think i peed myself, literally sprung off the bed grabbing my vagina like omg wtf did i just do
    but then each time it happened (i cant control it) we smelled it and it didnt smell like anything at all and the stain wasnt yellow
    so yeah dont think theres a smell
    User avatar#544044 to #544042 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    ay that's pretty nasty thanks for the extra info i didn't need there
    User avatar#544045 to #544044 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    BUT IF OTHER GIRLS HAVE THICK CUM THEN MAYBE IT SMELLS I DUNNO
    User avatar#544046 to #544045 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    idk man my urge to continue this conversation on cum has kinda dissolved
    but let me just say her feet smelled so fucking bad i didn't go near them and wanted to vomit. shit is NOT normal
    User avatar#544048 to #544046 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    so are you no longer a virgino?
    User avatar#544052 to #544048 - aoeui 
    0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    i will not be discussing this with you
    User avatar#543878 - lnfinitereaper 
    Reply+2
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    I hate it when life sucks and for me that's everyday
    #543893 to #543878 - dehumanizer 
    Reply+1
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    it is only gonna get worse
    it is only gonna get worse
    #543886 to #543878 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    same  
 i feel it
    same
    i feel it
    #543874 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    Unless you have the money to travel or live somewhere it's warmer than 20°C, summer vacations are a waste of time.   
  
I have learned two programming languages, read through half a book on linear algebra, had a barbecue with my mates every week, lifted everyday, bought 3 new games, jerked off more than any one of you can ever imagine, and yet I'm still fucking horribly bored. And there's still a whole fucking month left. I wish there was some sort of club or some shit where people could just go to meet others during the summer days. Or just school but with classes from 10:00 to 14:30 where you could learn extra shit  
  
And that's not to mention the fuck load of insects preventing me from going into the woods, the fucking torrential rainfall and wind preventing me from going to the beach, or the fact that half my friends are traveling now and I probably won't get a chance to see them before I move to the city where my Uni is.  
  
And on top of it all, there are only 7 more days of living with my mum and dad. After that, my youth will officially be over and I'll go out into the world and pay bills and be a wageslave. When I get kids I'm going to make sure they appreciate their days as children and teenagers, not wave while the years go by as I did
    Unless you have the money to travel or live somewhere it's warmer than 20°C, summer vacations are a waste of time.

    I have learned two programming languages, read through half a book on linear algebra, had a barbecue with my mates every week, lifted everyday, bought 3 new games, jerked off more than any one of you can ever imagine, and yet I'm still fucking horribly bored. And there's still a whole fucking month left. I wish there was some sort of club or some shit where people could just go to meet others during the summer days. Or just school but with classes from 10:00 to 14:30 where you could learn extra shit

    And that's not to mention the fuck load of insects preventing me from going into the woods, the fucking torrential rainfall and wind preventing me from going to the beach, or the fact that half my friends are traveling now and I probably won't get a chance to see them before I move to the city where my Uni is.

    And on top of it all, there are only 7 more days of living with my mum and dad. After that, my youth will officially be over and I'll go out into the world and pay bills and be a wageslave. When I get kids I'm going to make sure they appreciate their days as children and teenagers, not wave while the years go by as I did
    User avatar#543876 to #543874 - iphraem 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    well going on vacation for longer than a month is always bullshit. nothing can be fun for that long.

    and yeah, every mid will wave it by. thats what kids do.
    User avatar#543877 to #543876 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    Australia was great for a whole month. Spain would be too tbh. But up here there's basically nothing to do. It's not warm enough to enjoy being outside too much and going out is too expensive. In Spain you could wake up, have a huge breakfast, chill at the beach, then a huge lunch with Sangria and a cold beer, go back to the beach, go sightseeing, then have a dinner with wine, sangria, beer or whatever else, then go bar-hopping, and at the end of the day only have spent 40 euro. More or less the same in Australia. Here, 40 euro gets you a mediocre dinner and maybe a beer.
    #543885 to #543877 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    >muh food  
  
degenerate normie
    >muh food

    degenerate normie
    User avatar#543888 to #543885 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    teehee, im a "foodie" too though
    #543890 to #543888 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    *fattie
    *fattie
    User avatar#543891 to #543890 - aoeui 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    protip: if a skinny girl calls herself a foodie, she's gonna plump up in the future like a balloon
    User avatar#543892 to #543891 - dehumanizer 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    whats a foodie supposed to be, someone who likes to eat?
    User avatar#544125 to #543892 - iphraem 
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    yeah its a new hip term for gourmet. basically a fat jackass who doesnt have anything else to identify himself with.
    #543857 - Ihazfunkitty 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    i hate it when my manager is on her period cause she tends to take her frustration out on me
    i hate it when my manager is on her period cause she tends to take her frustration out on me
    User avatar#543860 to #543857 - iphraem 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    I hate it if any woman I'm working with is on her period, makes the whole day very shitty.

    thank god I dont have a female manager, but even the male ones have their time of the month where they are especially aggressive.
    #543953 to #543860 - anon id: b57a391c 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Huh, i never notice when women are on their periods.
    User avatar#543863 to #543860 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    a lot of girls dont really act that different
    i act a bit weird but its rare to see like the other day my fella tickled me and after he stopped i still could not for the life of me stop laughing but then it turned into crying but not laugh crying and he just sat looking at me like what the fuck
    it was like crying out of embarrassment kind of thing or i dunno tears were just falling it was awful
    #543872 to #543863 - drastronomy 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    All my lady friends just get all political when they're on their period
    All my lady friends just get all political when they're on their period
    User avatar#543865 to #543863 - iphraem 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    nah I can definitely tell the difference. usually if I ask if they are on their period I'm right. but I suppose it depends when exactly during those days it is.
    #543954 to #543865 - anon id: b57a391c 
    Reply0
    (07/13/2017)[-]
    Yeah and the red skidmarks in their panties are usually a give away.
    User avatar#544124 to #543954 - iphraem 
    Reply0
    (07/14/2017)[-]
    yeah that too.
    User avatar#543866 to #543865 - TheseChocodiles 
    Reply+2
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    wowee you know women so well
    User avatar#543859 to #543857 - alexanderburns 
    Reply+4
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    i wish she would take her period out on me
    #543869 to #543859 - bladeboy 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#543861 to #543859 - Ihazfunkitty 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    gr0ss nigga
    #543855 - butterisgood 
    Reply-1
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    "Man i hate when those dumb feminists blame all their problems on the patriarchy, it's so stupid, now let me tell you how boomers are the reason i'm unemployed"
    "Man i hate when those dumb feminists blame all their problems on the patriarchy, it's so stupid, now let me tell you how boomers are the reason i'm unemployed"
    #543867 to #543855 - ieatbengay 
    Reply0
    (07/12/2017)[-]
    whoa I never thought of that comparison
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