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User avatar #353185 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]


#353303 to #353185 - anonymous (12/29/2014) [-]
hahaha you vhana fhug dhat widh your migrobenis XDDDD

y not buy the worlds smalest gondom XD
User avatar #353275 to #353273 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
and to think i was gonna gift you a game on steam
#353205 to #353185 - sugoi (12/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #353196 to #353194 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
dont laugh at me you bitch
User avatar #353187 to #353185 - alstorp (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh boy
User avatar #353186 to #353185 - jadewest (12/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #353174 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
Opinions on new profile update?
I dig it. my profile looks sweet now
User avatar #353249 to #353174 - thechosentroll (12/29/2014) [-]
It helps my profile look even more friendly and inviting.
User avatar #353323 to #353249 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
unless you have epilepsy that is
User avatar #353232 to #353174 - Conquistador (12/29/2014) [-]
Kinda cool. Needs more work though.
User avatar #353233 to #353232 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
any advice?
User avatar #353234 to #353233 - Conquistador (12/29/2014) [-]
Talking about the options. There could be improvements like background pics or something like on youtube.
User avatar #353235 to #353234 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
background pics would be pretty neat
User avatar #353231 to #353174 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
second opinion, shibe was right it was pretty fugly
so i fixed it
User avatar #353212 to #353174 - thegrohltroll (12/29/2014) [-]
shit's cash yo
User avatar #353207 to #353174 - sugoi (12/29/2014) [-]
I would like a crop option for the banner image so that we can choose what part is shown and expanded.

Also admin giving us dimension would be nice.
User avatar #353193 to #353174 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
your profile is so ugly
User avatar #353230 to #353193 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
how could i make it better?
User avatar #353180 to #353174 - wallbuilder (12/29/2014) [-]
I hate it.
User avatar #353181 to #353180 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
that was very appropriate actually
User avatar #353183 to #353181 - wallbuilder (12/29/2014) [-]
I placed an image then couldn't be bothered reverting defaults to get rid of it. So now it's meh.
User avatar #353177 to #353174 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Not gold with Shaq/10
User avatar #353179 to #353178 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Not all of us can be amazing, I understand.
User avatar #353169 - wallbuilder (12/29/2014) [-]
Fat girls that pretend to be attractive to get fake compliments are fucking annoying.
User avatar #353342 to #353169 - fishinyourface ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I don't understand, what do you mean? I've never actually seen anyone do this.... unless you meant "unattractive"
User avatar #353352 to #353342 - wallbuilder (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #353171 to #353169 - Shiny (12/29/2014) [-]
I can guarantee that at least one person viewing each of their pics finds them attractive. Not that fishing for compliments is any less obnoxious.
User avatar #353175 to #353171 - wallbuilder (12/29/2014) [-]
What pics? I'm talking irl social interactions.
"Hey wall, you sexy thing, I've been thinking of dumping my bf(he's present, this is jokingly), he just doesn't appreciate my curves but I know you've got good taste, right?"
No, you're unattractive, but I'm gonna' pretend otherwise to avoid being dragged through seven hells.
User avatar #353201 to #353175 - Shiny (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh. In this case you're probably just too much of an asshole to brush people off nicely.
User avatar #353228 to #353201 - wallbuilder (12/29/2014) [-]
Wow, I had no idea, no-one's ever said anything like that before.
User avatar #353170 to #353169 - wallbuilder (12/29/2014) [-]
Also, my limbs are wrecked... spent all day playing "fetch" - it was more like me chasing down dogs and catching them then getting my legs torn up by fabric friction on a tube towed behind a boat. Grind sand into those wounds and give it a sunburn and you've got my situation.
#353270 to #353170 - Sunburn (12/29/2014) [-]
Alright, I came as summoned.
Alright, I came as summoned.
User avatar #353330 to #353270 - wallbuilder (12/29/2014) [-]
Get off me, fag. It hurts. You're such a butt.
User avatar #353356 to #353330 - Sunburn (12/30/2014) [-]
You know you like it a little.
#353163 - anonymous (12/29/2014) [-]
Anon cause gf browses FJ. Needed a vent, hope this was the right place

Be 20. Suffering from depression; childhood abuse and shit. Built up the courage to tell gf of 3 years. She somehow made the conversation about her problems. Had to cheer her up. She forgets about what I said. Try again next day, but same shit happens. Have to pretend to be happy near her, because she never listens. Everyday, depression builds up. Gf gets mad at me for being apathetic. Have no one else to talk to. tfw music is my only escape. tfw gf wants to take that away. Says it's too emo. Have no other escape.

tfw forgot what happiness felt like
#353637 to #353163 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
Don't rely on women, they're abusive cunts.

Instead, focus on yourself, what can you do for yourself? OH MY GOD SO MUCH YOU'RE AMAZING GO DO THAT NOW, DUMP THAT DUMB SLUT AND LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
#353245 to #353163 - muchname (12/29/2014) [-]
The internet is literally  and I fucking mean literally  filled up with funny and cute animal pictures/gifs/videos.... I swear everyone on this site has some sort of depression or social problem...   
 Sorry, I just had to say this shit here    
 Sorry for your problems
The internet is literally and I fucking mean literally filled up with funny and cute animal pictures/gifs/videos.... I swear everyone on this site has some sort of depression or social problem...
Sorry, I just had to say this shit here
Sorry for your problems
User avatar #353238 to #353163 - jokekill (12/29/2014) [-]
Man, if you're struggling with her after 3 years then why are you still with her? She's not gonna change and get better, it's gonna get worse. Much worse.
User avatar #353213 to #353163 - thegrohltroll (12/29/2014) [-]
why are you depressed when you can be happy instead? fuck everything man, find what makes you happy and stick to it.
Remember the words of clam man
User avatar #353188 to #353163 - Conquistador (12/29/2014) [-]
Slap her.
User avatar #353184 to #353163 - wallbuilder (12/29/2014) [-]
Use the force. As in, socially force her to listen to you. "I am going to tell you something very serious and I need you to let me finish, okay?" etc.
User avatar #353172 to #353163 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
>music is my only escape

what are you in to
#353166 to #353163 - anonymous (12/29/2014) [-]
Suck her dick
User avatar #353149 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
hate that whoever is going through all my comments and thumbing them down is doing it as anon. At least login.
User avatar #353195 to #353149 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
it's me btw ive been thumbing you down the whole time

for about a year

and a half
#353199 to #353198 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
i actually haven't done shit
User avatar #353202 to #353200 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]

Why what?
User avatar #353203 to #353202 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
why haven't you thumbed me down for a year and a half? Am I not good enough to be your arch nemesis?
User avatar #353204 to #353203 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
No, you aren't.

I don't know you, I don't know what you've done, nor do I care to know. So, I don't think I should waste my time with you.
User avatar #353173 to #353149 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
had some fag pull the same shit on me.
wish there was a way to block anons from profiles
User avatar #353182 to #353173 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
i take that back.
there is, and i just set it that way
#353158 to #353149 - teotrixie (12/29/2014) [-]
Trixie thinks you're a pussy!
User avatar #353159 to #353158 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
well trixie you're a pony so your opinion goes straight to the trash.
#353160 to #353159 - teotrixie (12/29/2014) [-]
Wow, real tough guy, are we now?
Trixie scoffs.
#353162 to #353160 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
Trixie also talks in 3rd person so...
User avatar #353151 to #353149 - sugoi (12/29/2014) [-]
Probs the one that thumbed you down right now.
User avatar #353153 to #353151 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
You think they'd get bored right?
User avatar #353154 to #353153 - sugoi (12/29/2014) [-]
How can that which has no life get bored?
For boredom is all they have.
User avatar #353155 to #353154 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
Understandable. I've reached a point in my life where I'm so bored I'll watch "90 day fiance"
User avatar #353144 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/29/2014) [-]
>giving people ability to change color background on profile
>giving people ability to change text color on profile

No fuck it. More freedom is actually good. I'd be hypocritical if I were to complain. So I'm hating on the hypocrites, not the new style crap.
User avatar #353152 to #353144 - sugoi (12/29/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're complaining about.
Mine looks fabulous and I rarely go to the profile of other people.
User avatar #353214 to #353152 - thegrohltroll (12/29/2014) [-]
that profile is gay as fuck
it looks good
but it's gay as fuck
User avatar #353150 to #353144 - nefarian (12/29/2014) [-]
Not very fond of it either
#353115 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
People who can't just fucking leave people alone. Specifically self-righteous "heroes" who need to remind me that weed is illegal, or cigarettes are bad for my health, or that my vape is just as bad as cigarettes, or that I shouldn't drink soda. Fuck off, if it doesn't affect you, it doesn't concern you.
User avatar #353215 to #353115 - thegrohltroll (12/29/2014) [-]
But vape is not as bad as cigs
User avatar #353145 to #353115 - Shiny (12/29/2014) [-]
Stare them in the eyes and chug/huff it until they leave. Works for me.
User avatar #353140 to #353115 - teoyeezy (12/29/2014) [-]
have fun buyin all dat lame shit ill be making art and expanding my record collection swag
User avatar #353141 to #353140 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Hey, I haven't seen any of your art recently.

Can I see something you've made?
User avatar #353142 to #353141 - teoyeezy (12/29/2014) [-]
sure man
User avatar #353135 to #353115 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm not saying soda is necessarily good for you, but in that list of things, it doesn't seem to fit in.
User avatar #353137 to #353135 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
This is based on personal experience and I have a shitload of anti-soda health nuts in my family.
User avatar #353138 to #353137 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Ah, okay.
User avatar #353133 to #353115 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
oh yea sorry for trying to help you
User avatar #353134 to #353133 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
If I don't want it it's not help it's a nuisance. You're not telling me shit I don't already know.
User avatar #353136 to #353134 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I understand, but I don't know how much thought you put into it.

I'm trying to scare you away from doing it, it's all a scare, and for good reason too.
User avatar #353121 to #353115 - megavoir (12/29/2014) [-]
vapes are gay yo
unless you usin it to quit smoking
gay yo
#353125 to #353121 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
You're gay
You're gay
#353128 to #353127 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #353130 to #353128 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
she's a girl
User avatar #353139 to #353130 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #353148 to #353139 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
no, boobs
User avatar #353131 to #353130 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I know
User avatar #353120 to #353115 - iridium ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Please keep that vape shit away from me though. It may not smell as awful as tobacco but I still don't trust it.

Other than that, I don't care what you do with yourself.
User avatar #353123 to #353120 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I only use vegetable glycerin based liquids so it's only so slightly toxic to me it's practically negligible, and has no known or scientifically proven adverse affects to anyone near me. That said, I still don't vape in crowded places because some don't appreciate the smell.
User avatar #353132 to #353123 - iridium ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Vape pens are rather new. We don't really know if there's any adverse effects long term or short term because the research is limited. It took them a long time to realize what about second hand smoke.

Mind you I think it isn't super likely that it's harmful, but I still don't like it much.
#353113 - iridium ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]

>Late November
>Working in the early evening just after Sunset
>Homeless guy and wealthy Asian guy walk in
>Can tell because Homeless guy is lugging around a shopping cart from a store I've never seen full of broken down or empty shit like an A1 Steak Sauce Bottle, bags of stuff, and a broken skateboard with no wheels
>Overhear homeless guy saying something about helping out at Asian guy's church
>Bring up about 30$ worth of food to the register which I'm at
>Ring up all the items
>Asian guy pays for all the food, homeless guy thanking him repeatedly
>Homeless guy walks off to go check something with one of the pizzas he bought (at this point I'm confused why a homeless man would buy a frozen pizza but I don't ask anything)
>Asian guy asks me "He can't return anything without the receipt, right?"
>Tell him we can't, since we need a valid photo ID for that
>Asian guy leaves satisfied, saying "I don't want him returning it and buying anything else"

User avatar #353114 to #353113 - iridium ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]

>Less than a minute later, homeless guy comes up and asks if he can return 2/3 of the food for store credit so he can buy a radio
>The fuck does he even need a radio for it doesn't even come with batteries and it's a recreational electronic device
>Tell him "no, I can't return this without the receipt."
>Homeless guy gets upset, asks to call manager
>Call manager, tells the guy he can't return without a valid photo ID
>Homeless guy has none, asks if he can let it slide
>Manager says he needs his ID
>Homeless guy gets pissed off, says "fuck you" to me and Manager
>Person in line gets upset
>Says "fuck you" to the customer who is about ready to call the police on this dude before we finally tell him to get out of our store

And this is why I never give money to homeless people. What they need is food water and clothing, stuff to survive.
User avatar #353161 to #353114 - sugoi (12/29/2014) [-]
These sort of decisions are probably why he's homeless.
User avatar #353236 to #353161 - iridium ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]

We had a couple other homeless guys come in and buy booze and one of them pissed on the wall recently, so we called the cops on him. I think something similar happened with this other maybe-homeless guy, but all I remember is seeing him get arrested next door, not what he did. He comes in and buys alcohol a lot, but judging by his conversations I don't know if he's really homeless, he just acts, looks and smells like it.
#353112 - anonymous (12/29/2014) [-]
>people shitting on Fury because of the scene where the waffen SS child soilder sees the last tank squad member and doesnt kill him

the point of that scene was to imply how not all the german soilders agreed with what they were doing, so the soilder ignored the crew memeber, and left him there

fucking retards itellyouwat

>> funnyjunk.com/Just+saw+fury+/funny-pictures/5402735/
User avatar #353176 to #353112 - badmotorfinger (12/29/2014) [-]
loved Fury. best WW2 movie by far. (a bit better than SPR which is amazing)
I wouldn't say best war movie in general because the best war movies are in Vietnam
Full Metal Jacket / Platoon / Apocalypse Now/ We Were Soldiers
User avatar #353111 - volero (12/29/2014) [-]
People with gaps in their front teeth.
Especially when they have those weird rounded teeth
#353105 - sniffythebird ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Movie subtitles that are out of sync....   
I wouldn't even wish this upon my worst enemy...
Movie subtitles that are out of sync....

I wouldn't even wish this upon my worst enemy...
#353109 to #353105 - masterboll (12/29/2014) [-]
BBC iPlayer subtitles
User avatar #353065 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
Is anyone else annoyed that "mail order brides" are a thing?
User avatar #353189 to #353065 - Conquistador (12/29/2014) [-]
Yes, it is very alien, but not very common.
User avatar #353087 to #353086 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
page not found?
User avatar #353093 to #353092 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
at least my skin aint dry
#353076 to #353065 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
Male order husbands are a thing.

They typically come from well off countries America, Canada, Germany, South Korea, Japan.
User avatar #353082 to #353076 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
what the fuck. This is shit. You shouldn't be able to buy a person. Are the male husbands at least doing it with free will?
User avatar #353100 to #353082 - thatguyontheright (12/28/2014) [-]
You aren't buying the person you are paying for their way over.
User avatar #353102 to #353100 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
Yea but none of it seems fishy to you? I understand some of these girls want to get out but you really believe none of them are kidnapped and forced?
User avatar #353103 to #353102 - thatguyontheright (12/29/2014) [-]
If you want a mail order bride, I'd suggest finding a reputable service. But yes, I can guarantee some of such services are very seedy and dabble in trafficking.
User avatar #353104 to #353103 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
I'd suggest no one buy a bride. I mean, thats such a horrible level of lonely. And if you guys divorce what happens to her? Does she just get deported?
User avatar #353107 to #353104 - thatguyontheright (12/29/2014) [-]
depends on your country. Most countries it would seem that she would gain citizenship through marriage.
#353088 to #353082 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
Why not? You can buy a person labors - you can pay them very cheap and give them poor working conditions. Why not buy a person, especially if their new life is better than the one they're liing now?
User avatar #353091 to #353088 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
Yea working someone in poor working conditions is shitty too and also should be illegal. And there's no promise there new life will be better.
User avatar #353083 to #353082 - dxmtripper (12/28/2014) [-]
oh no taking a willing person out of a poor country with poverty to give them the life of their dreams haha such a bad thing to do
User avatar #353085 to #353083 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
because they come from such poor countries, they're not always willingly put up for sale.
User avatar #353095 to #353094 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
you're a poor troll.
User avatar #353096 to #353095 - dxmtripper (12/28/2014) [-]
im stating my opinion to help further your understanding of how today s society works
User avatar #353090 to #353085 - dxmtripper (12/28/2014) [-]
to be allowed to get a green card yes they do sir or else north america wouldnt let them in because if you havent heard slavery has been ebolished
User avatar #353068 to #353065 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
i'm pretty grateful tbh
User avatar #353070 to #353068 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
why? They take these girls from poor areas and basically sell them to the highest bidder. They come to America and are basically at the will of their new husbands. How can you love someone knowing they're only with you to escape some type of hell hole?
User avatar #353071 to #353070 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
because nobody else would stay with me
User avatar #353072 to #353071 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
you should think more highly of yourself.
User avatar #353062 - fishinyourface ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
family that acts like a complete cunt to you, and then gets mad when you're always in your room, or always on your phone. Maybe if every "family day" we had didn't end in large amounts of bitching over things that couldn't be less of a problem, I wouldn't isolate myself so much. If I'm not in school, I'm working, and if I'm not working, I'm in school. On the very odd chance that I have a day off, it always turns into complete shit.
#353060 - volero (12/28/2014) [-]
"I'm not fit for college so I want to justify my short comings"
#353067 to #353060 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
are you implying you need college to be happy?
User avatar #353124 to #353067 - iridium ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I don't think so, not everyone is right for college and not everyone needs it to be successful or happy, but people who make shit up like "There's no such thing as going to college getting a career and making a life" (mind you, this is a sentence with some critical grammar issues already which kind of makes it already ironic) are idiots.
#353059 - ohemgeezus (12/28/2014) [-]

Everyone defending the woman. What he did was fucked up, but now it's going to be pretty much impossible for him to get a job and his life is fucked.
User avatar #353053 - pixmantle (12/28/2014) [-]
"I want someone to argue with me on [Subject X], but you can't use arguments Y, Z, or R."
Arguments Y, Z, and R are the only logical counter-arguments.
User avatar #353056 to #353053 - masterboll (12/28/2014) [-]
Arguments Y, Z, and R are all too often factory-made generalisations used as counter-arguments

the whole point of excluding arguments Y, Z, and R is because its become so much of a cliche that its not even worth responding to

"exclude Y, Z, and R because i want to learn something new"
User avatar #353146 to #353056 - Shiny (12/29/2014) [-]
If Y, Z and R are such commonly known arguments, then contention X is probably on the same tier as vaccines-cause-autism.
User avatar #353126 to #353056 - nadam ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I once saw someone try to argue that the Confederacy was more free than the rest of the United States at the time. Then they said that bringing up slavery was "cheating".
User avatar #353074 to #353056 - pixmantle (12/28/2014) [-]
Eh, I don't like it when it's said as a command, or otherwise worded rudely. I dislike it when it's used by the type of people who don't want to learn something new. Like; "Explain to me why "X" is untrue, without using "Y" or "Z", protip: You can't."

Usually in these posts "Y" and "Z" are very broad, and the posters seem to revel in anyone foolish enough to enter their game and play by their rules, as they pick apart posts that have any reference to "Y" or "Z". If you don't play by their rules, they don't have to listen to you, also according to their rules. It just seems like shitposting to me.

If someone were to say: "I hear arguments "Y" and "Z" presented a lot, but are there any other arguments?", or something along those lines, yeah, I'd be fine with it. But as is, most inb4-esque topics are just dumb and inspire conflict.
#353045 - dalokan (12/28/2014) [-]
When people use the tactics, or element you're using in a game "broken" when they just suck.
User avatar #353147 to #353045 - Shiny (12/29/2014) [-]
I miss Modern Warfare 2. The game was so broken that the meta-game of breaking the mechanics was more fun than most actual shooters.
User avatar #353165 to #353147 - shibe ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #353061 to #353045 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
Every character I play as in Smash4 is a cheap character to my brother
User avatar #353064 to #353061 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
you probably play sonic so yea
User avatar #353063 to #353061 - nefarian (12/28/2014) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #353058 to #353045 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #353046 to #353045 - furiousmarshmellow (12/28/2014) [-]
"Gosh, this team fucking sucks."

You're on the team, too, buddy. So that means you also suck, prick.
User avatar #353048 to #353046 - dalokan (12/28/2014) [-]
fuck, I mean to say when they call the thing broken.

E.G "wow that weapon you're using is so broken, no skill pls"
User avatar #353050 to #353048 - furiousmarshmellow (12/28/2014) [-]

Unless it's the Black Box, I mean, come on.
User avatar #353069 to #353050 - rokkarokkaali (12/28/2014) [-]
The black box isn't broken nigger. You have one more rocket, if you do more than 45 damage with that rocket, you beat the other soldier.
User avatar #353101 to #353069 - furiousmarshmellow (12/28/2014) [-]
15+ health per hit.
User avatar #353110 to #353101 - rokkarokkaali (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, with three shots he can gain 45 health. If you have any other rocket, as long as you use your fourth shot to deal more than 45 health, you should be able to kill him.
User avatar #353051 to #353050 - dalokan (12/28/2014) [-]
I'm talking about League more specifically.
User avatar #353055 to #353051 - furiousmarshmellow (12/28/2014) [-]

I don't like LoL.
User avatar #353032 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
I hate how I can't lucid dream any more because my skin is dry from hot showers and cold weather so I can't stop thinking about how itchy I am.
User avatar #353066 to #353032 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
lotion is a thing.
User avatar #353190 to #353066 - Conquistador (12/29/2014) [-]
He used all of it by getting off to gay sanic pronz.
User avatar #353197 to #353190 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
if he did, he wouldn't doubt the lotions powers of healing.
User avatar #353073 to #353066 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
Takes days to work and I'd just bring the dryness back
User avatar #353075 to #353073 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
try switching to a moisturizing body wash and lotion up everyday. You might want to use a thicker lotion too.
User avatar #353077 to #353075 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
aint nobody got time fo dat
User avatar #353078 to #353077 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
fine be dry and itchy then
User avatar #353079 to #353078 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
come cum on me
i hear semen is good
User avatar #353080 to #353079 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
I don't produce semen on account of my ovaries. Sorry to disappoint
User avatar #353081 to #353080 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
fine be a cunt then
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#353034 to #353032 - minibeep (12/28/2014) [-]
sandbox games are like lucid dreaming while awake
User avatar #353037 to #353034 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
In the same way that Battlefield is like being in a war
#353039 to #353037 - minibeep (12/28/2014) [-]
well if you had oculus and some needles with adrenalin shots it would be more realistic
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