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#266842 - aoeui (05/25/2014) [-]
>People that think the band Paramore is ok
User avatar #266935 to #266842 - ZenMacros (05/25/2014) [-]
I like them. Come at me.
User avatar #266869 to #266842 - damandan (05/25/2014) [-]
So are you saying they're good?
#266886 to #266869 - aoeui (05/25/2014) [-]
Quite the opposite.

I meant that sentence as in "People who think child molestation is ok."
User avatar #266843 to #266842 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
Never heard of it. Link to their shit?
User avatar #266847 to #266845 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
#1 Radio Single + LYRICS [Official] by PSYCHOSTICK Eh, it's standard "#1 single" trash. Follows the usual formula. Listen to this and you'll get what the formula is.
User avatar #266849 to #266847 - aoeui (05/25/2014) [-]
Interesting
#266841 - aoeui (05/25/2014) [-]
I hate aggressive women.
User avatar #266835 - mondominiman ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
I gave a co worker a ride home but I had to stop at my place to pick up a few things quick since he lived farther away. During that time he looked in my fridge, jumped on my bed, and dug through my drawers. The only reason I even gave him a ride was because his original ride left earlier and he had no other way plus he's an asshole as well but I gotta keep working with him every day and that would just bring up problems in the future if I left him. Plus he left his trash in my car and didn't even give me gas money.
User avatar #266834 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/bendingtime/Gods+Be+Damned/oMiGLbZ/216#216
xD
I copypasted something from the last time this was posted and the OP blocked me for it
lol
User avatar #266823 - majormayor (05/25/2014) [-]
This entire Elliot Rodger thing is like the carcass of a large animal falling to the ocean floor that gets eaten by all kinds of shit. All kinds of people want a piece of it.
#266821 - misanthrizzle (05/25/2014) [-]
how bad I am at coughing shit out of my lungs
about 7/10 times i'll cough it up and then it'll get stuck to the back of my throat by my uvula and i'll gag, which is fucking painful and makes me wish I had no stomach for the next 5 minutes, and then I have to kind of drool the shit out which makes me taste it, and possibly gag more
#266820 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
I hate niggers
User avatar #266824 to #266820 - dumerveil (05/25/2014) [-]
Finally someone says it.
User avatar #266827 to #266824 - bladeboy (05/25/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Roligas been saying it for a while
User avatar #266828 to #266827 - dumerveil (05/25/2014) [-]
Nonsense. I'm sure he has nothing but the utmost respect for his urban brethren.
#266819 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMqKdQiQsWs&hd=1
why are old psas so fucking scary jesus christ
#266816 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266817 to #266816 - alexanderburns (05/25/2014) [-]
Because the popular opinion is that there are no better action games or RPGs than KH.
#266815 - bbzz (05/25/2014) [-]
**bbzz rolls 68**
#266949 to #266815 - bbzz (05/25/2014) [-]
I hate you, majormayor.
User avatar #267118 to #266949 - majormayor (05/26/2014) [-]
Okay. I have made worse enemies anyway.
#266786 - isonig (05/25/2014) [-]
I would hate the royal family if not for these two. They're both expected to be respectable and dignified, but they don't give a fuck.
Harry is a war hero/ party animal. Charles is a future king that speaks his mind, whether its a comment about some-lady's upper lip hair or Putin's lack of, its always golden.
User avatar #266942 to #266786 - tvfreakuk (05/25/2014) [-]
I always like to imagine the Queen just doing something really fucking trivial, like watching TV - X Factor, and Coronation Street; shit like that... Dunno why, but it always makes me laugh
I mean, what the hell does she do all day when she isn't doing Queen stuff?
User avatar #266850 to #266786 - babybeel (05/25/2014) [-]
Charles also has full length conversations with his plants
#266859 to #266850 - isonig (05/25/2014) [-]
How rude, her grace queen Elizabeth is not a vegtable!
User avatar #266860 to #266859 - babybeel (05/25/2014) [-]
Her husbands a fruit though.
User avatar #266808 to #266786 - misticalz (05/25/2014) [-]
A guy from my school met Charles just the other week.
User avatar #266799 to #266786 - bladeboy (05/25/2014) [-]
Didn't Harry have dick pics released or something along those lines?
User avatar #266805 to #266799 - finblob (05/25/2014) [-]
it's his ass in Vegas
he went cray-cray.
User avatar #266836 to #266805 - tvfreakuk (05/25/2014) [-]
Aren't those the pictures where he's trying to cover up the girl he's with so she didn't get caught in the picture?
User avatar #266838 to #266837 - tvfreakuk (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah he's a good dude
User avatar #266802 to #266799 - teoberry (05/25/2014) [-]
It was like ass pics at a party.
User avatar #266826 to #266802 - bladeboy (05/25/2014) [-]
royal booty
#266800 to #266799 - isonig (05/25/2014) [-]
I don't think they were fully nude pics, maybe though.
User avatar #266775 - turkeylegleg (05/25/2014) [-]
Amy Poehler. She's not funny, never was, yet people love her. As far as I could tell, she was riding on Tina Fey's coattails.
#266774 - fargfive ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
I hate the brief spike of rage I always experience when I see an Onion comic right before I notice that it's an Onion comic. You'd think I'd have figured it out by now.
#266788 to #266774 - isonig (05/25/2014) [-]
Believe me, its worse when the article turns out not to be satire.
User avatar #266801 to #266788 - teoragnar (05/25/2014) [-]
Onion is always satire.
#266840 to #266801 - isonig (05/25/2014) [-]
Say your reading a article on Funnyjunk, its so outrageous you think it must be from the onion, only to find out its real.
#266852 to #266840 - teoragnar (05/25/2014) [-]
what you meant
#266861 to #266852 - isonig (05/25/2014) [-]
errr... yes?
User avatar #266862 to #266861 - teoragnar (05/25/2014) [-]
eye see what you meant. I understand now.
#266887 to #266862 - isonig (05/25/2014) [-]
*facepalm* Yeah i got it after i posted buddy.
User avatar #266779 to #266774 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
1. "The Onion" satire news network?
2. What is going on in the comic?
3. Is that an onion comic?
User avatar #266782 to #266779 - fargfive ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
The onion does satire. The comics are usually pretty nonsensical. I'm not really sure what's going on in this one.
User avatar #266785 to #266782 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
Also, why do you get mad, because they're so nonsensical?
User avatar #266797 to #266785 - fargfive ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
No matter how obvious the satire is, it always takes me a second to realize that it's a joke and not (in the case of this comic) actually complaining about cancer patients being comfortable while they can't get their cable to work.
It says a lot about modern news that something this ridiculous can blend right in with everything else.
User avatar #266798 to #266797 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah, yeah. I get it. Yeah, I suspected what you described it as , just didn't realize at first :|
User avatar #266784 to #266782 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
I know, but is that what you were refering to?
#266772 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
ITT: The shittiest video game graphics
User avatar #266851 to #266772 - rokkarokkaali (05/25/2014) [-]
I hear Super Mario Bros for the N64 had some shitty graphics. You could even count the pixels.
User avatar #266807 to #266772 - misticalz (05/25/2014) [-]
Minecraft
User avatar #266803 to #266772 - bladeboy (05/25/2014) [-]
Fallout 3 on consoles makes me vomit.
User avatar #266793 to #266772 - Timmietim (05/25/2014) [-]
Watch dogs
User avatar #266789 to #266772 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
Autismcraft
/thread
User avatar #266777 to #266772 - dalokan (05/25/2014) [-]
Uprising: Join or Die
User avatar #266767 - dalokan (05/25/2014) [-]
I hate little shits that interrupt or simply don't put attention in class and then blame the teacher, or his teaching methods.

funnyjunk.com/Dear+Mrs.+Lynch/funny-pictures/5154972/

I mean, you really have to be a special kind of stupid to be able to so easily forget RSS or RSSE.

And you fucking know this ain't a small kid that wrote this, no sir, because small kids can't even comprehend (in most cases) the word criticize, or express themselves like that.
#266806 to #266767 - fishinyourface (05/25/2014) [-]
You don't know the whole story.  Not every single teacher is a good one.  Students have the right to be upset when one actually IS shitty.  Here's why I know that they can have shitty teachers in certain subjects.  My high school devoted all their attention to their new IB program when it first came out  program with more expectations when it comes to homework but doesn't really add much if you're just going to university after anyway  and because of this, they had the top of the line science teachers teaching all IB courses. as a result, they ran out of the two chemistry teachers they had, and gave the rest of us in the normal program, the school's registrar, who only ever taught basic grade 10 science when he was asked to.  Therefore we did not learn anything well in that class, and he spent time however, correcting English....in a chemistry class...also, he was late for our own exam by 20 minutes, and MANY people had the exact same grades on their exams depending on which group of friends they were in. So no, not all teachers are good at teaching.   
TL;DR shitty teachers exist, fucking accept it
You don't know the whole story. Not every single teacher is a good one. Students have the right to be upset when one actually IS shitty. Here's why I know that they can have shitty teachers in certain subjects. My high school devoted all their attention to their new IB program when it first came out program with more expectations when it comes to homework but doesn't really add much if you're just going to university after anyway and because of this, they had the top of the line science teachers teaching all IB courses. as a result, they ran out of the two chemistry teachers they had, and gave the rest of us in the normal program, the school's registrar, who only ever taught basic grade 10 science when he was asked to. Therefore we did not learn anything well in that class, and he spent time however, correcting English....in a chemistry class...also, he was late for our own exam by 20 minutes, and MANY people had the exact same grades on their exams depending on which group of friends they were in. So no, not all teachers are good at teaching.
TL;DR shitty teachers exist, fucking accept it
User avatar #266773 to #266767 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2014) [-]
It's not always the kids fault.
The teacher should respect you equally the same way she/he wants to be respected.

Now, if a kid is acting shitty. Then the teacher has every right to act shitty back.
User avatar #266776 to #266773 - dalokan (05/25/2014) [-]
What the fuck does respect have to do with teaching methods.
User avatar #266795 to #266776 - darksideofthebeast (05/25/2014) [-]
If the teacher respects you, you tend to pay more attention, no?

Also, the kid was probably just a dumbass and was pissed.

Notice he did write his letter in all caps. So clearly it's not the teacher, it's the kid in this case.
User avatar #266796 to #266795 - dalokan (05/25/2014) [-]
No, because you do not, or should not, go to school to like your teachers, or to make a respect dick-off contest in the class. You should not, in any case, ignore the class just because a teacher is dickish. Because in the end, guess what? He's still getting paid and you stay stupid.

A teacher is an asshole to you? Don't blame them. Learn your shit and move forward. Success is the best kind of revenge
User avatar #266760 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2014) [-]
So there's a black nurse in the hospital that's forced to work night shifts only, just because some peopel refuse to let him take care of them. Can you believe that? How does this kind of racism still exist?
People have the right to chose who takes care of them based on qualifications and what not, but not based on colour! This shit is crazy. I don't want to sound mean, but any person who behaves like that doesn't deserve any act of care towards them.
Fucking ignorant assholes.
User avatar #266822 to #266760 - finblob (05/25/2014) [-]
beat those people up
#266832 to #266830 - finblob (05/25/2014) [-]
i just noticed your name
i just noticed your name
#266833 to #266832 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2014) [-]
wait till you check my sick moves
wait till you check my sick moves
User avatar #266790 to #266760 - aoeui (05/25/2014) [-]
Fuck niggers. Not gonna let one of them take care of me.
User avatar #266771 to #266760 - ferrettamer (05/25/2014) [-]
that shit cray
User avatar #266761 to #266760 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
At night, they won't be able to see him take care of them.
Yep.
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User avatar #266846 to #266740 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
I read 11 words and stopped. I know this is going to piss me off.
User avatar #266812 to #266740 - finblob (05/25/2014) [-]
i dont understand politics but i agree with you
#266748 to #266740 - jadewest (05/25/2014) [-]
omg its da illuminati
User avatar #266759 to #266748 - maguswaffy (05/25/2014) [-]
###LOOMYNARTY
User avatar #266749 to #266748 - Conquistador (05/25/2014) [-]
ya mang wer al scroo'd yo
obongo es teh devil
#266744 to #266740 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
This is a day I have long dreaded, a day I sometimes thought was a myth, to never come true.   
   
The day I agree with Conquistador on something.
This is a day I have long dreaded, a day I sometimes thought was a myth, to never come true.

The day I agree with Conquistador on something.
User avatar #266746 to #266744 - Conquistador (05/25/2014) [-]
You agreed with me before on some other thing a while back.
User avatar #266743 to #266740 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
The truth is boring, plain, logical and mostly what you seee is what you get.

Conspiracies are exciting, counter intuitive and adds an effect of unpredictability.
User avatar #266756 to #266743 - fargfive ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"
User avatar #266769 to #266756 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
Funny thing about that. Oh so many leftists want me to shut up and stop talking. I don't even say inflammatory things, but they think I am somehow a threat to them. Probably because I try to destroy their idealistic pipe dreams where they think everything will work out through tolerance. I feelhonoured that they follow me around facebook and ttell me that I need to be banned from the group
User avatar #266745 to #266743 - Conquistador (05/25/2014) [-]
Mmm... but acting like you're going to shit on yourself while living in constant paranoia that the government exists just to fuck with you is kind of pathetic.
User avatar #266754 to #266745 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I am against conspiracies of all sorts too, what I mean is people don't want the truth, they want reality to be a video game or a movie, kind of stupid. I saw a picture on facebook yesterday where some guy had edited a WiFi name to be "HAARP antena". Problem was, it was spelled with one N... Fucking conspiracy theorists man. That very guy talks about gmo snow (yeah, genetically modified snow), gmo crops , new world order and so on al the time. Such things are poison for the mind
User avatar #266755 to #266754 - Conquistador (05/25/2014) [-]
Lololol. I see what you mean man.
Genetically modified snow? Wtf?
User avatar #266732 - givememoarpony (05/25/2014) [-]
People who call 'muh feels' on everything.
#266726 - thegrohltroll (05/25/2014) [-]
this kind of comments aggravates me
User avatar #266736 to #266726 - fedegon (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh god, Dragon Fable.
That game was the shit.
#266723 - babybeel (05/25/2014) [-]
Valeria Lukyanova
How batshit crazy, racist and sexist she is
How fucked up her photoshopping is, and her lies about surgery
How fucked up her advice is to impressionable young girls e.g. telling a girl with an eating disorder to keep puking to get to 80lbs and she's lucky to be 'blessed' with anorexia
How dumb her fucking faggot virgin fanbase are, jacking to her pictures, and white knighting her.
How rude she is and dellusional. She's convinced she actually looks like her shops. And will silence anyone who says otherwise calling them "stupid, jealous fat whores"
How theres more and more stupid slags like this because the shitty "dolly" trend.
#266781 to #266723 - aoeui (05/25/2014) [-]
I see nothing wrong with any of these things.
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