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#296454 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
mras and feminists arguing at u of t mra event I just watched this video after however long it's been around, and...just jesus christ she's infuriating, she has got to be more evil than Emperor Palpatine, I honestly never thought i'd see the day where someone is that much of an asshole.

Also, Take a shot every time she says "Shut the fuck up", "Fuckface", "Patriarchy", or just fuck in general.
User avatar #296497 to #296454 - thesoulless (07/24/2014) [-]
There used to be a version of this video that started during the men's rights seminar before her minions pulled the fire alarm.
User avatar #296494 to #296454 - alexanderburns (07/24/2014) [-]
That's the city I live in
#296481 to #296454 - thechosentroll (07/24/2014) [-]
I'd rather not get alcohol poisoning.
#296456 to #296454 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
I CAN'T EVEN GET AWAY FROM THIS FEMINAZI BULLSHIT HERE.
I CAN'T EVEN GET AWAY FROM THIS FEMINAZI BULLSHIT HERE.
#296457 to #296456 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe...you don't want to get away from it. maybe it's calling you back to the womb, to nestle you and cradle you, while it gives you the sour milk of it's fruity bosom. as it begs for your seed to fill it creating a new abomination as horrible as the love child of satan, hitler, and emperor palpatine. bringing with it the dawn of a new age.
Maybe...you don't want to get away from it. maybe it's calling you back to the womb, to nestle you and cradle you, while it gives you the sour milk of it's fruity bosom. as it begs for your seed to fill it creating a new abomination as horrible as the love child of satan, hitler, and emperor palpatine. bringing with it the dawn of a new age.
#296460 to #296457 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
User avatar #296461 to #296460 - huntergriff ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
#296453 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
>Boy! I wonder what's on the front page today!"
>Go to look
>Fat tumblr feminazi post #5302731
>Exit from front page
User avatar #296507 to #296453 - aoeui (07/24/2014) [-]
I still enjoy laughing at them. pathetic people are great entertainment
User avatar #296504 to #296453 - freedomreturns (07/24/2014) [-]
But don't you know that it's such a prevalent and real problem that totally matters off the internet?
#296448 - epicscorpion (07/24/2014) [-]
That retarded phrase:

"Everything is toxic, the only question is dosage."

Yeah, no shit, if you put down 27 pints of shitty American beer of course you're going to piss yourself dead. But that doesn't make it toxic. Toxic chemicals and compounds all have detrimental effects that directly negatively affect cells, tussies, organs, and systems. I want to slap whoever parrots this asinine quote, starting with the fuckface who coined it.
#296459 to #296448 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
"Everything is toxic, the only question is dosage."

Now slap me, slap me hard.
#296449 to #296448 - epicscorpion (07/24/2014) [-]
Fucking, tussies
#296442 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
Did you guys know that your government is literally Hitler?

This news outlet subsidized by Vladimir Putin told me so.
#296484 to #296442 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
/pol/ is the other way kid.
#296440 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate retarded stoners
#296485 to #296440 - megavoir ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
tfw league name is 420Blaziken
User avatar #296523 to #296485 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
You should add me and we can play ur a gurl gamer and thats really cool :3
User avatar #296524 to #296523 - megavoir ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
fuck off
this is mine
User avatar #296526 to #296525 - megavoir ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
mine
User avatar #296534 to #296526 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
what about it
User avatar #296480 to #296440 - dalokan (07/24/2014) [-]
I remember I got paired with two guys whose names were kushcrusader and dankmagician.

They were pretty good actually, just nothing special.
User avatar #296444 to #296440 - clavatninenine (07/24/2014) [-]
I bet he plays Teemo.
User avatar #296446 to #296444 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
DAE HATE TEEMO>>>>>>???????
User avatar #296535 to #296446 - majormayor (07/24/2014) [-]
DAE post Reddit terms and phrases on FunnuJunk?
User avatar #296450 to #296446 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
He mains Aatrox what do you expect?
User avatar #296447 to #296446 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
Stoner joke because mushrooms
User avatar #296441 to #296440 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this Amumu I got matched with that played like a retard. All he kept saying is "Sorry guys wake and bake plus league doesn't work XD".
User avatar #296432 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate how natural selection 2 is going down the shitter and it could all be fixed by add more official servers with more variety as there are like 8 and they are all 22 man. I like to play on 16 or 18 man servers and there are like 4 European ones. Literally every time I start up the game I either have to join one that's empty and has to fill up or wait in a queue that takes for god damned ever. I stopped playing for a few months recently because of the issue and I'm sure others were doing it then and are doing it now.
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User avatar #296424 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate how I've always wanted to get into dota/lol as I've seen people play them and they look fun but then I see the awful community and think "if I want to talk about the game with people online it will have to be with these guys" and decide against it. Also I have to grind to some bullshit level before I can actually play the real game.
User avatar #296464 to #296424 - averagewhitekid (07/24/2014) [-]
I enjoy the Dota community
I just always stay friendly and I usually end up making everyone else friendly
I can't really do that in league though since the players get super pissy in the first 5 minutes
User avatar #296431 to #296424 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
I play Dota 2, and the community can be awful at times.

But it can also be cool, honestly. I've seen people joke around in allchat despite losing, 90% of the time they pause and wait for someone to reconnect when they disconnect, they can actually give helpful tips and be grateful if you carried the game.

And then there's the russians and flamers, but those can me muted.

And the game doesn't require grinding. You have to go through the tutorial and beginner's bracket, but that'll be over soon enough. Levels are just there to earn hats, nothing more.
User avatar #296435 to #296431 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
I also just fear that these stories of people being god-damned awful at the game whilst you sit there and wish you were in a happier place and lose. I mean I won't be able to play comp with people I meet as soon as I start, I'll have to pub in an f2p game and get good, last time I did that was with tf2 but I was like 12 then. Now I know whats going on in video games and I won't have 2 years of not giving a shit to get good at the game to stand a chance in comp seriously with my friends. Niw I just don't give a shit in pibs and I'm one of those 2 people on each team that rekt everyone (Omg cherries is so good at tf2 he wins in pubs.)

Another game I recently started playing was PAYDAY 2 and whilst I have found m9s to do it with now I got tumours every other game from people losing it for the whole team every game and I worry about putting myself through it again but not against bots but against actual people who I can get competitive with.

I think I'm going to ask existing game friends to try out dota with me (as none of my friends play it, except my sister but knowing her she'd lose her patience with me) and see how it works out. Hopefully I can convince 4 others (which is enough for a whole team, right) and we can be retarded together.
User avatar #296438 to #296435 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
When someone is awful (which often means they're new), you, as a better player, can give them some tips on how to play better or just survive.

Also, if you want to learn the VERY basics, you can play bot games. The AI is pretty bad, but it makes it easier for you to see what's happening. Also, watch pros streams/vods. You can learn a ton by watching others play whille listening to them.

Also, this guide can be helpful to new players www.purgegamers.com/welcome-to-dota-you-suck . Purge is a pretty good Dota youtuber and you can watch videos of him playing different heroes and see how he's handling problems and playing the roles. www.youtube.com/user/PurgeGamers/featured
User avatar #296430 to #296424 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
I've found people on the dota/lol subreddit to be okay, but yeah people in game are pretty shit. You could always mute them.
Also I'm not positive about DotA, but you only need to play a couple bot games to play PvP on leeg.
User avatar #296436 to #296430 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
I thought you had to be reach the max level (by playing in unranked games with people whoa re higher levels and have access to more abilities) before you could play ranked?
User avatar #296437 to #296436 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, yes. You can't play ranked until level 30. Before that you can play blind pick or draft pick, which is pretty much just like ranked.
Its possible to get matched against people who are a higher level than you, but matchmaking is based on your skill level. The biggest advantage someone would have over you is a summoner spell or a few runes, but the you unlock the best summoner spell at level 12 and most people can't afford a rune page pre level 30.
#296423 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
blatantly biased propaganda films all claiming to be the "the truth"
User avatar #296478 to #296423 - stringfingerable (07/24/2014) [-]
Like the Zeitgeist movies?
User avatar #296472 to #296423 - youngneil (07/24/2014) [-]
There were videos talking about how the shooting at my school was part of a conspiracy started by Obama to take away our guns.
Needless to say, I was pissed.
User avatar #296428 to #296423 - volero (07/24/2014) [-]
Loose Change
User avatar #296429 to #296428 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
is that an idiom?
User avatar #296439 to #296429 - teoberry (07/24/2014) [-]
No, it's about the 9/11 conspiracy
User avatar #296505 to #296439 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
gotta watch that
User avatar #296426 to #296423 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
Or political internet boards claiming the same.
User avatar #296433 to #296426 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
internet boards i can handle, but its the youtube "documentary" videos and comments that are more annoying

you see one comment in favour of what the video is promoting, and you'll see it suspiciously being thumbed up into the hundreds whilst anything opposing it gets flagged as spam or is overpowered by opposing replies

User avatar #296434 to #296433 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
I agree with you. I hate when conspirators nest around in one video saying in the comments how they're the ones enlightened enough to know the truth.
User avatar #296413 - thesoulless (07/24/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Imgur+motivation/funny-pictures/5230989/

People are still buying this shitty gag
User avatar #296455 to #296413 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
opwillsurelydeliver.jpg
User avatar #296425 to #296413 - lobselvith (07/24/2014) [-]
>All of these people wanting to see an overweight douche suck 800+ dicks

"Guys, wouldn't it be hilarious if OP actually sucked all those dicks? I mean, imagine all of the huge dicks and bulging veins in OP's mouth. Wouldn't that be so funny? All those pictures of OP sucking huge succulent cocks?"
#296384 - actuallymagikarp (07/24/2014) [-]
When you enter a hot car, and while you're putting on your seat belt, you accidentally touch the metal bit, and it burns the shit out of you
When you enter a hot car, and while you're putting on your seat belt, you accidentally touch the metal bit, and it burns the shit out of you
User avatar #296738 to #296384 - thedudeistheman (07/25/2014) [-]
Getting into a car that's been sitting in the sun all day, and the car has leather seats. You have to sit down on them and burn your legs and arms and back if it's hot enough to go through the fabric.
User avatar #296420 to #296384 - lobselvith (07/24/2014) [-]
When the car has been sitting out in the sun, you get in and the air is so hot and thick that it's hard to breathe. That kills me every time.
User avatar #296391 to #296384 - saltyfries ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
how about the fact that it's excruciatingly hard to breath in hot cars...
User avatar #296395 to #296391 - actuallymagikarp (07/24/2014) [-]
I just open all of the windows and drive for a minute; let's the air current do it's job :3
User avatar #296396 to #296395 - saltyfries ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah but for initial few minutes, it's bad... I need my a/c running at the same time to get the air cooled
User avatar #296389 to #296384 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
nearly burnt my hand opening the car door today
User avatar #296380 - fistfireace (07/24/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Feels+depression+thread/text/5231810/

This shit is starting to get annoying. I thought this site was for funny, not depressing stuff. If new users come here and see this, they'd think the community is pathetic which may be somewhat true and leave.

big brother admin should just make a board for feels/depressing stories, that way he won't have to make a useless post about it. Advice board helps fill that spot in, too, but not a place to go for just feels and whatnot.
#296354 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
When did teoyuppie come back?
Hope he realizes that he cannot reclaim the title of yuppie, because Trixie is still here.
User avatar #296392 to #296354 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
He came back about 4 hours ago I think, since he has a status update from 4 hours ago.
Detective work.
User avatar #296399 to #296392 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Trixie wonders why he keeps lying about his last post.
User avatar #296377 to #296354 - alexanderburns (07/24/2014) [-]
you should post here funnyjunk.com/nsfw_brony/ more often
User avatar #296378 to #296377 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Why would Trixie post there?
User avatar #296379 to #296378 - alexanderburns (07/24/2014) [-]
So you can get laid.
User avatar #296381 to #296379 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
If you haven't noticed, Trixie is behind a computer screen.
User avatar #296382 to #296381 - alexanderburns (07/24/2014) [-]
you can be behind me if you want
#296385 to #296382 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
That was a good one!
User avatar #296387 to #296385 - alexanderburns (07/24/2014) [-]
So, do you use a strap-on or your horn?
User avatar #296390 to #296387 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I too want to know.
User avatar #296397 to #296390 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
But there is nothing to know.
User avatar #296398 to #296397 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Do you summon a magic dick that acts like an actual dick, but is obviously magic?
Does it glow all fancy and sparkle and shit?
You should cover yourself in magical dicks and then just like, touch people with your floppy magical sparkle dicks.
#296400 to #296398 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
How absolutely absurd and revolting.
User avatar #296401 to #296400 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Exactly, now do it.
Find that weird orange one, fuckin' mangojack or whatever, and wipe giant floppy sparkle dicks on it.
User avatar #296403 to #296401 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Who in the buck is mangojack??
User avatar #296404 to #296403 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
The fuckin' apple shitting incest cunt.
User avatar #296406 to #296404 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Those are fairly rude words to use against someone you have never met...
User avatar #296407 to #296406 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Well excuuuuse me, but do you have evidence to prove the horse in question
A: Doesn't shit apples.
B: Is not the product of incest.
C: A cunt.
Every apple you've ever eaten could have come from the derrière of that very horse and you'd never know.
Absolutely horrifying.
User avatar #296409 to #296407 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, of course Trixie cannot prove any of that, but how much more ridiculous can you get with those assumptions of yours?
User avatar #296410 to #296409 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
A lot more.
User avatar #296419 to #296410 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Do you honestly believe that?
User avatar #296451 to #296419 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #296414 to #296410 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Prove it.
User avatar #296418 to #296414 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
The apples are alive. Whats her face produces living sentient apples asexually, you've all been eating fecal apple babies.
User avatar #296367 to #296354 - leonhardt (07/24/2014) [-]
It's weird, you and teoyuppie both show up at exactly the same time.

And you use the same sentence structure.

It's almost like... no, it couldn't be!

You're both have small penises
User avatar #296486 to #296367 - megavoir ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
That's what I was implying down there
User avatar #296368 to #296367 - leonhardt (07/24/2014) [-]
"You're"
Goddammit
User avatar #296369 to #296368 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe you should learn type before you go spouting these ridiculous accusations.
User avatar #296372 to #296369 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
So you admit that you have a penis.
User avatar #296375 to #296372 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
What are you on about?
Trixie is not admitting anything.
User avatar #296371 to #296369 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
''Learn type''
User avatar #296374 to #296371 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
Obviously it was glitch in the website, because Trixie knows she typed "to".
User avatar #296363 to #296354 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
Its not even Trixie Tuesday, what are you doing here?
User avatar #296364 to #296363 - thebestpieever (07/24/2014) [-]
Trixie Tuesday is the trixiest day of the week, not the only Trixie day. Duh.
User avatar #296362 to #296354 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #296360 to #296354 - megavoir ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't know, when did you come back?
#296373 to #296360 - trixiepony (07/24/2014) [-]
What are you implying?
#296352 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
Ok, I posted this a little while back and went to bed immediately without getting to explain what I mean, so I'm going to post it again and explain a little. This may take two posts.

I'm so tired of hearing people here say, "if you can't be sad when someone else has it worse then you can't be happy when someone else has it better." No, that's not how it works. Some kids don't get to eat every day, don't have clean water to drink, don't have electricity, an education, or access to medical care, and are dying of AIDS because their HIV-positive uncle raped them and there are no police to protect them. The comparison between those kids and you is a little more drastic than the comparison between you and that other guy who has that car you always wanted.

The idea of the sentiment is to be happy that you get to live to see tomorrow, that you aren't suffering today, not that you have more than somebody else.
#296356 to #296352 - chaosfanatic (07/24/2014) [-]
I actually agree. Though some people resort to extreme things, when used correctly this doesn't simply mean you aren't allowed to be sad or something, it means you should stop being a whiny bitch about it. This quote should be used toward those kids who's parents got them the iPhone 5 instead of the 5s and they throw a fit.
I actually agree. Though some people resort to extreme things, when used correctly this doesn't simply mean you aren't allowed to be sad or something, it means you should stop being a whiny bitch about it. This quote should be used toward those kids who's parents got them the iPhone 5 instead of the 5s and they throw a fit.
#296355 to #296352 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
Now, people who replied used the same "so I can't be happy if someone else is sad?" and "the second argument is meant to show the fallacy of the first" comments that you guys post every time this idea is brought up, so let me explain:

My point is that the counter-argument completely misunderstands the original idea. The idea is not to compare yourself to someone else to be happy that you have more, but rather to be happy that you have the baseline needs for life on earth, as in food and water. The mention of the starving children isn't meant to be a comparison, just a reminder that these baseline needs are not a guarantee for anyone, yet if you are here you do have them.

The counter-argument, however, is just a snarky comparison between yourself and someone richer which, as I said, completely misunderstands the original notion, so it is a counter-argument, but to an argument that no one was making in the first place.
#296376 to #296355 - azumeow (07/24/2014) [-]
When your basic human rights are violated in a way that changes you as a person forever, you have the right to bitch about it.
#296383 to #296376 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
I can't find the part where I said you don't have a right to complain?
User avatar #296388 to #296383 - azumeow (07/24/2014) [-]
"but rather to be happy that you have the baseline needs for life on earth, as in food and water"

When you've looked hell in the eyes and do so on a daily basis, you have more important things to worry about. Saying this drew a heavy implication that all of us here should be happy that we have these baseline needs.

Not to mention the fact that your argument is flawed, too. You basically just say "SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT A LOT WORSE THAN YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SAD THAT SOMEBODY HAS IT BETTER!" That attitude is retarded. The desire for more has been the single greatest driver of the development of the human race. No, not everybody handles it properly, but the general idea of wanting what somebody else has and being upset that you don't have is not a bad thing.
#296393 to #296388 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
"heavy implication"
"you basically said..."

I didn't. I didn't say those things, and so you can't say I said those things. You inferred them, but they aren't my words.

I will say the first one for you, though. You should be happy that you have the baseline needs. They are excellent things to have. I don't see the problem with that argument. Are you saying that I think you should ignore other things just because of them?

The second one is something I completely refuted in what I wrote. Most everything I wrote in these comments was to explain how that is not the idea. Please read again.
User avatar #296402 to #296393 - azumeow (07/24/2014) [-]
"Sure, you can be as unhappy as you want, but if you put things in a perspective of being thankful rather than seeking more, whatever you're unhappy about now probably doesn't matter that much."

Yeah, I'm gonna repeat myself here: FUCK. OFF. What do I have to be thankful for? My broken mind and body? The fact that I have to rely on a pair of pills to even be able to get out of bed? I have nothing to look forward to every day, except for the fact that MAYBE someday YEARS down the line, I MIGHT be happy?! No, fuck you, I'm gonna continue being a bitter cunt until I actually have a god damned reason other than "not dying" to be happy and grateful for.
#296408 to #296402 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
Aside from all of that, I think talking over the internet like this forces some sort of disconnect between people that would be there, so I want you to know that I don't dislike you. I know you probably don't care, I just wanted to say that because these arguments often feel really angrily charged, but I'm not angry with you or anything, I just don't think you should resort to being unhappy for the rest of your life. When I say I'm sorry for what's happened to you, I really mean it, I'm not just using that as a segway into another point. I am genuinely sorry for whatever it is.

I know I'm just a stranger on the internet, but don't try to be unhappy, you'll never be content with it. I was driven into mental illness for well over a year, and to be honest it's still there, but it's best not to linger on things that make you unhappy. They will never fulfill your need for resolve, they will never un-happen, they will never stop being sad just because you focused on them more.
#296405 to #296402 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
You seem to think you deserve respect because something bad has happened to you, and that is not the case. We often respect people who have been through tragedy, but we respect them based on how they respond, and I think that's often mistaken as a general respect for victims.

Whatever it is that's happened to you, I'm very sorry, but it's not my fault. It's not anyone's fault other than the person or persons who did it to you. If you treat everyone as though they are the personal culprit for the crimes committed against you, you aren't the victim anymore, you're forcing your pain onto them.

As far as being bitter goes, while you do have a right to do it, it isn't the right thing to do. It doesn't help you, it makes you feel worse, and it certainly doesn't help anyone else. And just so you know, if you think you need a "reason" to be happy, you're never going to be happy, because you'll never actually decide that anything is reason enough.
User avatar #296411 to #296405 - azumeow (07/24/2014) [-]
No, actually, I don't treat anybody other than self-righteous jackasses like you this way. I don't treat people like they've wronged me when they haven't. I have actual friends who actually treat me like a fucking human being...

Fuck you. Fuck you for being right you fucking fucker. I have friends who care about me and that's something....

Fuck. I need to go calm myself down.

Thanks for being level with an angry bitter cunt like me. Between people like you and my friends, I still think I got some hope left.
#296412 to #296411 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
That's good, I didn't think you actually treated people poorly, it's just that it's hard for me to remember sometimes that there are actual people behind the walls of text here. I'm working on that, trying to remember and be understanding on the internet, I just forget sometimes.

I'm glad you have friends, though. Many (me mostly) who feel wronged will resort to not having friends anymore, justifying it with the idea nobody really cares about them anyway if anyone could treat them so badly. That's silly, though.

Anyway, sorry about all this.
User avatar #296422 to #296412 - azumeow (07/24/2014) [-]
Don't be. It helped. I have an aggravating habit of only being able to advance when I've been brought to a very dark and painful place. I am hoping that through the cultivation of these friendships I mentioned, I can actually find a healthy way of moving foward.
#296359 to #296355 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
Furthermore, the original idea isn't meant to make you feel better, or rob you of your right to be unhappy. It isn't meant to say, "you can't be sad because someone else is more sad." It's meant to say that despite whatever you're upset about, you're still alive and you've got great things ahead of you, which isn't guaranteed. Sure, you can be as unhappy as you want, but if you put things in a perspective of being thankful rather than seeking more, whatever you're unhappy about now probably doesn't matter that much.

I know it's a stoic idea, that we should look to be thankful for something when a loved one dies or something tragic like that, that it's something that very few human beings are capable of, but that doesn't make it a stupid philosophy, and being stoic doesn't mean you don't care. There's no "must be this grieved to enter" sign on caring about someone, and trying to be happy doesn't degrade that person's life, it just means you refuse to die inside.
User avatar #296366 to #296359 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
It's fine when used in moderation. If it's in response to something like ''Boohoo, why can't I have an Audi car like Jimmy it's so unfair'', then it's all good. If it's used every time something unfortunate happens to someone, like if they're cursing because they stubbed their toe, then you're crossing the line.
#296386 to #296366 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
That's true, but moments of intense pain aren't really the time for sharing philosophy in general.
User avatar #296358 to #296355 - dalokan (07/24/2014) [-]
Ooohh, i see now.

Yeah I agree.
#296361 to #296358 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
Thanks for hearing me out.
User avatar #296353 to #296352 - dalokan (07/24/2014) [-]
You explain it further, but the point remains stupid nonetheless.
#296357 to #296353 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
"This may take two posts."
User avatar #296347 - conquistafag (07/24/2014) [-]
Fuck, drinking carbonated water for the past month has made regular water taste sweet and disgusting
User avatar #296421 to #296347 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
Drink effervescent calcium tablets instead and you'll be thankful for that water.
User avatar #296346 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
I can't believe how easy it is for some people to have a grudge on me here. It's been about two weeks since I started actually using this account, and yet somehow I gained 'enemies'. There's this guy that keeps following me and thumbing down my comments inb4 'hurr durr thumbs dont matter'; they matter if you want to be taken seriously. people take a comment with green thumbs more seriously than one with red thumbs. even though he blocked me. Some people here, so desperate to pick a fight.

Fuck off ohemgeezus.
#296345 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
"The Crew's graphics looks like shit compared to other games on the Pisser and Xbone."   
   
The graphics looking fucking fine. Also, who gives a shit about how bad the graphics are when you have ALL OF THE U.S. to work with?
"The Crew's graphics looks like shit compared to other games on the Pisser and Xbone."

The graphics looking fucking fine. Also, who gives a shit about how bad the graphics are when you have ALL OF THE U.S. to work with?
User avatar #296349 to #296345 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
What the hell is The Crew anyway?
User avatar #296351 to #296349 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
The Crew - Gamescom Trailer
The Crew Coast to Coast Trailer - E3 2014 [NORTH AMERICA]
A closed beta just released, that's what this video is.
The Crew Beta Adventures - #1 Los Angeles, Laguna Seca & San Francisco !!!
User avatar #296326 - finblob (07/24/2014) [-]
i cant bang the dwarf in dragon age origins wtf
0/10 no midget sex
User avatar #296578 to #296326 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
You can bang two female dwarves if you start off with the dwarven noble (male) origin.

No animated romance scene, it's just implied.
User avatar #296579 to #296578 - finblob (07/24/2014) [-]
sorry, i meant >no gay midget sex
User avatar #296580 to #296579 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
aw shit nigga

Play a male dwarf and bang Zevran.
User avatar #296581 to #296580 - finblob (07/24/2014) [-]
been there, done that, ravished the elf.
User avatar #296304 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't have a cocaine addiction. I just like the smell of it. Christ.
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