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User avatar #473064 - alexanderburns
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princessren and I broke up and the only ice cream in my house is chocolate ripple
#473053 - gibroner
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when someone offers me rum not made in the carribbean
User avatar #473136 to #473053 - thechosentroll
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Who gives a shit where it's made? It's still good. Way better than vodka or whiskey, in my opinion.
User avatar #473157 to #473136 - gibroner
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Better than vodka definitely. Better than whiskey either A you need to drink better whiskey or B you have a garbage sense of taste
User avatar #473196 to #473157 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, but there's the problem - good whiskey costs 4 times more than good rum.
User avatar #473203 to #473196 - gibroner
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naah man you can find good whiskey for no more than $25 easy
User avatar #473205 to #473203 - thechosentroll
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Not around here, apparently.
User avatar #473207 to #473205 - gibroner
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Tullamore Dew bruh shit is amazing and it costs just about $25 after taxes at my local liquor store
User avatar #473062 to #473053 - alexanderburns
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a real pirate always accepts rum, regardless of it's place of origin
User avatar #473097 to #473062 - gibroner
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I'm not a pirate
#473048 - EdwardNigma
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This isn't so much hate as an anticipation of it. As with every Monday, a new Game of Thrones, a new reason for me to bitch about things that don't matter.
Right, so, my darling Brotherhood returns to me. Now mate, I love the Brotherhood, mostly for based Thoros and Beric, those fucking legends. Now I'll avoid spoilers, but one of two things is going to happen here. Either they follow the book and, as is consistent with everything in the series, joy fades like the warmth of summer and hope gets smashed against a wall like a Targaryen baby. Or, they are going to completely, 100% Beric and/or Thoros. Completely destroy everything the characters are about and stand for. And I would much rather be depressed for the right reasons than the wrong. So for the love of god, please you bastard writers, don't fuck this up for me, don't Dorne my Brotherhood.
User avatar #473057 to #473048 - bladeboy
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Tell me what should happen, use the spoiler thingy
User avatar #473058 to #473057 - ohemgeezus
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he wants it to be like in the books where they're l ed by Lady Stoneheart, who is appearing in the finale, mark my words, where they're in the Riverlands raiding Lannister and Frey shit for revenge for the Red Wedding
User avatar #473060 to #473058 - bladeboy
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Hounds just gonna kill them all, watch.
User avatar #473095 to #473060 - ohemgeezus
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according to the possible leaks of the finale, he won't kill all of them
User avatar #473052 to #473048 - ohemgeezus
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they're going to dorne it, until the finale
User avatar #473054 to #473052 - EdwardNigma
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I just want my god damn Brotherhood.
I just want this, one thing left pure and accurate, is that too much to ask?
User avatar #473055 to #473054 - ohemgeezus
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well they're doing the jaime/brienne in the riverlands story, so that's like the first accurate thing they've done for a while. also, how do you spell cleganebowl is confirmed so that's good
User avatar #473050 to #473048 - EdwardNigma
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I missed a "fuck up" in there somewhere.
#473047 - confusedasian
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GIF
Starting to hate my job at Walmart. It's not even the customers. They're actually the fun part because I like helping people find what they need and all that jazz. It's the fact that I have like 14 bosses/managers. One guy tells me I need to fill the bananas, then a second one tells me to stop playing with the bananas and fill the wall. Another tells me to clean the backroom before I leave (I honestly like doing that. Cleaning is pretty nice.), but then another tells me to stop doing that and unload trucks.

Like damn, why is there that many managers? You think it'd be more organized, but one tells you to do this, and another yells at you for doing that and to go do another thing.

I want to start looking for another job (because I'm in college for computer science and engineering. Not fucking retail.), but it took me four years to get one job.
User avatar #473065 to #473047 - foreveranonymous
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My workplace has the opposite problem, not enough managers. As a cashier when something goes wrong I hit a button to call the manager but there's only ever ONE there, so if they're busy I have to stand and wait. Customer's get embarrassed, aggressive, etc. It's awful, if we had two managers at the same time we'd run more smoothly. We're understaffed and quite poor. Constantly running out of rubber bands, hand wipes, paper bags, they can't even refill the staff soda machine /:
User avatar #473051 to #473047 - gibroner
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I feel you man there was a time when pretty much every single manager at my work were all locked in petty squabbles with one another and using all the employs as pawns in their bullshit shit sucks when management isn't even a united front
User avatar #473045 - rebornpotato
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I've said it before and will say it again working in a retail store fucking kills your soul every day you work with customers. The other day this asshole Who has been in before and been a complete douche other employees comes into the salad bar section of the supermarket where i work around since its near the produce, and when hes done making his salad he goes to pay for it and sees its not the price he wanted to he goes back to the salad bar and dumps this chicken salad back into where he got it even though he was told not to he just said "it'll be fine" then went and paid for it and then ate it nearby all the while talking on his phone on fucking speaker. Who the fuck talks on their phones in public on speaker.
User avatar #473049 to #473045 - confusedasian
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Yeah, I get some people (maybe not like yours) that are ass, but there are more cool people that outshines the bad. The worst I get is people that don't put shit back in their correct spot. I work in produce, so I guess it's okay if someone decides to not buy shampoo to leave it in the aisle. I mean, whatever. I'll just pick it up and put it in claims. The ones I hate is the ones that, for example, pick tomatoes and put them in a bag. Decide they don't want them and put them in the apples. The fucking tomatoes where you just picked them are literally right behind you, come on now.
User avatar #473061 to #473049 - rebornpotato
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Yea I never understood not walking 2 more feet to put something back, but with putting back his chicken salad I mean he scooped it up and put it back, which cross contaminated the whole thing so it had to be thrown out.
User avatar #473020 - badmotorfinger
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Fuuuuuuuck its so fucking hoooooooooot
#473046 to #473020 - bladeboy
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User avatar #473018 - greenjacketcs
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I've noticed a user named congthea who seems to red thumb almost every content on SFW, but his channel is just hentai crap. I don't get the deal with these people.
#473011 - satoasami
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlNCz-SF-5I

>Be high functioning autistic child
>demand parent units take me to the mall
>See 1st toy store within view
>Demand parents by me all the toys in the mall
>Parents think I am crazy
>I assure them I am not joking
>Take me out of the mall because my autism is compromising my ability to reason
>Scream hysterically that I don't get what I want
>Viciously beat my brother as he starts crying
>Parents finally cave in and said they'll buy me toys
>Its too late I am no longer in the mood for compromises as I continue punching my brother

Autism is a cancer.
#473016 to #473011 - anon id: 99122768
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at least the kid is some sort of functioning autist, what's your excuse?
User avatar #473043 to #473016 - gibroner
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that comment was so savage that Andrew Jackson made go on a reservation
#473008 - hidanfangirl
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I'm an obsessive mess
#473059 to #473008 - anon id: 3d0ec000
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Was there supposed to be a follow-up to this? No one's responding, but I don't understand if the picture has any significance or if you're just complaining about being obsessive.
#473007 - wittypotato
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GIF
I hate was DBZ abridged has become.

Back in the Frieza saga there were actually jokes and some genuinely hilarious moments and they updated a hell of a lot faster. It actually felt like a parody.

Now they're stuffing in a bunch of 'le ebin badass quotes XD!!!!' and playing the whole thing so straight, it just feels like a slightly comedic parody. And the comedy is so limp now too, it's all just call backs to previous jokes, jokes thay fall flat, or call backs to previous jokes that fell flat. Nothing they do is anything more than slightly chuckle worthy at best and they're cramming in so many visual edits and new animation for jokes that aren't even that funny that it takes ages to finish an episode. The gap between episode 53 and 52 was *three fucking months* Kaiser said, "Oh, we'll try to get one done a month"

It's June and they've done three.
Three fucking episodes.

It's a shame, they used to be my favorite channel and now I barely even care when they update.
#473006 - hotrodryan
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Hey, I'm Ryan and I love to rev my HotRods!
User avatar #473037 to #473006 - darksideofthebeast
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kys
User avatar #473038 to #473037 - ohemgeezus
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fat
User avatar #473041 to #473038 - darksideofthebeast
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good one
User avatar #473042 to #473041 - ohemgeezus
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thanks
User avatar #473012 to #473006 - ferrettamer
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kys
User avatar #473017 to #473012 - ohemgeezus
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fat
User avatar #472999 - bladeboy
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I like my hair at medium length aesthetically but it's annoying to deal with/
User avatar #473039 to #472999 - darksideofthebeast
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Get a haircut.
User avatar #473021 to #472999 - greenjacketcs
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Get a haircut, hippie.
User avatar #473014 to #472999 - foreveranonymous
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My hair goes down to my ass and it's fucking annoying to deal with, but I'm sexy af so it's worth it
User avatar #473015 to #473014 - bladeboy
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Ur hair looked short in ur snaps, but I'm retarded so I guess.
User avatar #473009 to #472999 - EdwardNigma
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Looks like we're little queer baby bitches together.
User avatar #473040 to #473009 - darksideofthebeast
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Same
User avatar #473013 to #473009 - bladeboy
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Angloqueers unite
User avatar #473001 to #472999 - hotrodryan
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it makes you look like a little queer baby bitch, just fyi
-sincerely every male who isn't you
#473003 to #473001 - bladeboy
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User avatar #473005 to #473003 - hotrodryan
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Nausica theme lalala  Requiem
#472996 - satoasami
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Do you lads ever look at your Youtube Subscription feed and just say to yourself "Why am I subscribed to this person?"

Its like a cycle. You're surfing thru Youtube one day and you find some funny video you enjoy so your first instinct is to click the subscribe button at the off chance he might upload more enjoyable videos

But then after awhile you look at your subbox and you say to yourself "God I have literally nothing I wanna watch right now."

Then you go thru a whole subscriber purge in your box because you just can't be bothered
User avatar #473094 to #472996 - enlightednatzie
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That is why i unsubscribed filthy frank and critical.
User avatar #472997 to #472996 - masterboll
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these days i make sure to check their most recent videos before subbing, unless its a really well known channel
#472993 - anon id: 7076f9c7
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I think it's super ironic when at the end of black tweet comps, people are all "I hate these 'whites are school shooters' jokes, not every white person does that"
Like, in the next breath you're going to say something racist about Blacks/Musilims/Asians/Natives, but you can't fucking stand it when someone says something racist about you.
It's even better when they're like "It's a joke, you're not supposed to take it seriously", then cry about being called an incestuous spree killer
#473063 to #472993 - elkpirate
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Statistics.
#472991 - thumbfortrump
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Why do these environmental bitches think I want to see videos of animal abuse on Facebook?
Why do these environmental bitches think I want to see videos of animal abuse on Facebook?
User avatar #472995 to #472991 - satoasami
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You talking about PETA?
User avatar #472998 to #472995 - thumbfortrump
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Ye.
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User avatar #472981 to #472977 - EdwardNigma
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Yeah mate, fuck Britain.
#472987 to #472981 - masterboll
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User avatar #472988 to #472987 - EdwardNigma
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What are you gonna do, send me to a prison colony?
User avatar #472989 to #472988 - masterboll
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at least they have nice weather in australia
User avatar #472992 to #472989 - EdwardNigma
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Yeah, all that flooding a couple days ago was fucking grand.
User avatar #472994 to #472992 - masterboll
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kills off animals tho
#472975 - darksideofthebeast
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My boss thinks that telling me to "cut my hair for my job" is going to make me cut my hair...
I read the rules and my hair is just fine (for men) in the rule book.
Yea, it gets in my face a lot and can get annoying. But I'm sure as fuck not cutting it, I like it too much.
User avatar #473002 to #472975 - hotrodryan
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it makes you look like a little queer baby bitch, just fyi
-sincerely every male who isn't you
#473010 to #473002 - darksideofthebeast
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Good one.
User avatar #472985 to #472975 - shenro
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why not cut it a little if it gets in your face? when my hair started blocking my view, i got it cut, because it's a pain in the ass.
User avatar #472990 to #472985 - darksideofthebeast
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Because I like my hair and I'm going to start wearing a headband.
But I love my hair too much to cut it.
User avatar #472978 to #472975 - misticalz
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Have fun gettin fired fam
where do you work?
User avatar #472980 to #472978 - darksideofthebeast
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And he wasn't saying that as in he was gonna fire me if I did. He said I needed one because it gets in my face all the time at work.
Little does he know, it doesn't affect me work quality and I still get my job done when everyone else does...
User avatar #472983 to #472980 - misticalz
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o ok nvm
User avatar #472979 to #472978 - darksideofthebeast
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I'm a nighttime stocker.
But if they fired me for my hair being in my face, I could go back at them legally because there is nothing in the rule book that says that I am in the wrong.
User avatar #472976 to #472975 - darksideofthebeast
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And it's annoying cause I hear this every fucking night I come in to work now.
#472974 - asotil
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We took my dads German friends out to eat last night. They wanted American food, so they ordered a Turkey burger and a Cheese steak respectively. I excuse myself a bit later to use the bathroom, I come back, the food is on the table, and they are eating fucking sandwiches
With
Forks
And
Knives


A nice cheese steak on a roll
And a hamburger on a bun
Full cutlery

Let Germany burn. The absolute fucking barbarism of these people makes me sick
#472984 to #472974 - anon id: 276464cb
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Fake and gay.
#472970 - Ihazfunkitty
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nice old neighbour passed away last year died of a brain tumour, bless his soul , had new neighbours for a while.
personally i never really liked the looks of his garden, it isnt really structured, like yeah theres a path but the plants are just kinda thrown in there. new neighbours dont really like the yard either.
however theyre doing fuck all about it.
they dont even pull the weeds out. looks like a freaking ghetto garden or some shit.

however theres an old lady now workig in their garden. their mother. and theyre not even helping. theyre letting their elderly mother fix their garden.
User avatar #473004 to #472970 - hotrodryan
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I'd like to work in your garden, family
User avatar #473073 to #473004 - Ihazfunkitty
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garden work is fun
#472958 - satoasami
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You know what?

Normally I don't care enough about politics to care about any of the 3 talking heads have to say but as of what the fuck just happened. I fucking hope Trump builds that god forsaken wall. I want him to build a wall SO HIGH it basically becomes the greatway to heaven and earth

a middle eastern fucker in a fucking SUV SPAT ON ME! Because I told the fucker to keep driving because I thought he was coming thru and I was waiting for him to drive so when I just went because he was taking forever he got out of his car, PUT HIS FUCKING HANDS ON ME AND SAID "I'll fucking kick your ass if you scream at me again."

You know what? Fuck it. Build it. Build it right fucking now! I'll fucking take my shirt off and apply concrete on the goddamn ground.
#472968 to #472958 - anon id: dfd3c881
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>not beating the ever lasting fuck out of him
#472969 to #472968 - anon id: 0ff83292
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remember who you're talking to
User avatar #472963 to #472958 - unforgivensoul
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Don't forget to vote.
User avatar #472962 to #472958 - sugoi
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Go vote and fight the good fight.
#472961 to #472958 - anon id: db0f6ebc
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because a wall with mexico is going to do so much to stop middle eastern dudes from spitting on you