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#455156 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455201 to #455200 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Good one?
#455202 to #455201 - dreygur
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(02/07/2016) [-]
very
#455206 to #455202 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
It's the same thing as ohemgeezus thumbing up random comments about me because they're negative. They're retarded, but they're negative.
#455207 to #455206 - dreygur
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(02/07/2016) [-]
So?
#455211 to #455207 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I mean, if you're okay with being on the same level as ohemgeezus, I applaud you, but I'm still a little embarrassed for you.
#455213 to #455211 - dreygur
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I think you've got things backwards. You're trying to justify acting the same way as someone you claim acts retarded.
#455214 to #455213 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
What?
#455215 to #455214 - dreygur
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Have you stopped for a second and thought "Maybe I'm the one shitposting?"
#455216 to #455215 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Wait. Are you actually ohemgeezus?
#455217 to #455216 - dreygur
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(02/07/2016) [-]
That clearly answered my question
#455219 to #455217 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I hope that that means yes. It's scary to think that there are two people that dumb.
#455220 to #455219 - dreygur
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455222 to #455220 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455159 to #455156 - dalokan
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(02/07/2016) [-]
"I-I-I d-don't shitpost g-guys, stop s-saying I do!"
#455160 to #455159 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Hello, Mr. Crybaby. Say, have you seen Dalokan anywhere? I mean, since he's so good at posting, maybe he'd like to try doing it sometime?
#455134 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
So, i just decided to shave my nutsack, so far so good right? Yeah, about that... You see, that i thought i'd shave my saggy nutsack with my beard trimmer. I totally forgot that my balls retract and kinda move and i am not really aware of that since thy kinda live a life of their own bouncing around in the sack. So when i am about to shave my cock shaft i accidentally slip and BAM RIGHT IN THE FUCKING NUTSASK CUTTING I BIG FUCKING HOLE IN MY BALLS CAUSING A FUCKING RIVER OF BLOOD AND I AM ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING IN PAIN AND FEAR OF MY TESTICLES FALLING OUT FROM MY BELOVED SACK

But to my rellef it was only the skin which got a cut, fucking pew man, but the blood scared me cockless for a second.

Yeah, from now on im just gonna trim my dick hair with a scissor like a normal, non sadistic person who enjoys having a fucking mechanical butcher machine near his beloved ballsack.
#455154 to #455134 - huntergriff
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(02/07/2016) [-]
damn I was hoping you'd lose a testicle.
#455300 to #455198 - huntergriff
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(02/08/2016) [-]
only if you do
#455149 to #455134 - aoeui
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(02/07/2016) [-]
swede's have no need for testicles, black/arabic men do all the hard work for you
#455193 to #455149 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Blocked you retarded fucking wankstain. Kill yourself.
#455114 - aoeui
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(02/07/2016) [-]
is the black race objectively the worst race? Your thoughts
#455255 to #455114 - gibroner
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Gyppos have that title locked up
#455150 to #455114 - soundofwinter
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(02/07/2016) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andamanese_people

No. These people are though
#455138 to #455114 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
And you, since you thumbed up an anti swedosh post
#455141 to #455138 - aoeui
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(02/07/2016) [-]
sweden's a joke, full of stinky liberal cucks
for the new swedish anthem, all the women should get on their backs and spread their legs while the boys to call them men is incorrect, only conservatives are men bow down on their hands and knees
#455191 to #455141 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Hang yourself dude.
#455136 to #455114 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I have to go with finnish people on this one. And norweigans and danes.
#455139 to #455136 - Conquistador
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(02/07/2016) [-]
lel someone's jealous because they have better countries.
#455151 to #455139 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
CUCK
#455133 to #455114 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>Australian Aboriginals
#455130 to #455114 - foreveranonymous
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Curry niggers are a close second
#455135 to #455130 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Where I live a lot of the doctors are Indian.
#455126 to #455114 - EdwardNigma
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Three legged races are pretty shit if you have a bad partner.
#455122 to #455114 - Conquistador
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Yes.
#455132 to #455122 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
^^ THIS IS COMMING FROM A MEXICAN, I REPEAT, A TACO ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT THERE'S ONE RACE THAT ARE WORSE THEM TEHY ARE ^^
#455143 to #455132 - EdwardNigma
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(02/07/2016) [-]
"A taco"
heheheh
#455137 to #455132 - Conquistador
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>Implying you've ever seen a mexican, as you've probably never left your Swedistan, which is a safe haven ffor SJW's, radical feminists, and multiculturalism.
>Implying you've looked at the average IQ's and crime rates for each race in the US.
>Implying you know that Africans, Arabs, and Gypsies have lower average IQ's than Mestizos.
#455142 to #455137 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>believes IQ
middle school must be nice nowadays with internet porn
#455145 to #455142 - Conquistador
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(02/07/2016) [-]
You're right. How dare a racist cis scum use a well known and used system such as IQ to compare and determine intelligence. Though, I'm curious, how come such an intelligence and sane person like yourself has yet to come up with a system that's more appropriate?
#455146 to #455145 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
is that supposed to be a putdown?
"Youre an idiot for not developing something better than the polygraph so I will trust this machine that detects sweat and heart rate on PLANTS because you havent made something better"
not that i would expect better of someone who would put his blind trust in something like that to begin with
#455147 to #455146 - Conquistador
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Hey there, I'm not the one bitching so much about it. If you care so much, then do something about those oh so horrible systems.
#455140 to #455137 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>Implying you've ever seen a mexican

Luckily i have not, you and sperit are the only mexicans i have ever encountered and you are both kinda... Ehh, not the most normal people there is to be honest. One is a furry gay nazi and the other have a pokemon fetish.

And i do not care about mestizos or ''spics'' as you put it. But besides beheadings, drug cartells and inbreeding mexico may be a nice country, but really it aint.
#455144 to #455140 - Conquistador
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>Sperit

Lol, that mascotagging weeb trash is Mestizo? Good god, we need eugenics.

>not the most normal people.

Well, I can't speak for Sperit, but I'll just leave this image of what someone said to me. And considering you have no proof other than "nuh-uh" to prove that I'm a furfag or homo other than this shitty avatar I used for baiting.

And I'd rather have to deal with the BS Mexico has than have our government putting estrogen in men's hygiene products in order to make them more feminine. Or have to deal with a gov that censors their own news and let criminals go unnoticed just because they're afraid of looking racist when it happens the criminal is African/Arab.

#455192 to #455144 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Is meztizo a slang for spic or taco-nigger? I mean, you are one of the dumbest fucking idiots on this site lmao. Your mom couldnt just have dropped you as an infant. She must have fucking lobotomized you. Atleast i have basic social skills compared to you, i mean you're just fucking cringeworthy and you're probably that ugly looking motherfucker that drools over anime girls (or anime nazi foxes in this case) that everyone in the burrito university bully because you're an easy target. Ofcourse you project your anger at a country you didnt even know existed before 4chan and believe the ''facts'' that gets posted there because you're a sad fucking idiot.

And by the way, if you had more than two braincells buttfucking eachother you'd understand that this user in the picture was sarcastic.

Nigga, i am a self proclaimed psychologist and i have seen your autistic behavior among many internet users. People who generally live sad lives and are fucking pathetic trying to find anything they can make fun of, usually my country because its not known much about and are viewed to have many blond and topless women by ignorant americans. Ofcourse, seing that we have a few muslims is upsetting your entire worldview.

I mean, if we have sissy men i still think its better than drug addicted men who carves out their infant children and use their carcases as a bag for smuggling drugs to america. But somehow, in your twisted fucking mind sweden and its entire population is somehow gay and automatically worse than the mexican stereotype i just described and your anger is what keeps you alive in your sad life.

I'd suggest you'd kill yourself but that would actually make you stop suffering from whats called ''being a mexican''.
#455705 to #455192 - Conquistador
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(02/10/2016) [-]
>Not knowing what Mestizo means.

Oh yeah, I forgot, sweffag education probably hasn't been doing too well lately. Sorry you're failing middle school kid. You have basic social skills? LOL! You're on this site all day, probably haven't left your basement in a while unless it's to go to gamestop or some neckbeard shit. Me? Liking anime? I love how you pull insults out of your ass in order to save face.

And being a swefag is worse than the Mexican stereotype, because at least the shitty Mexicans have their dignity and don't cave in to left tards and take nigger dick up the ass. By the way, why don't you copy what that livelink video you use to spam to users who made you mad and an hero.
#455709 to #455705 - enlightednatzie
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(02/10/2016) [-]
*yawn* try harder faggot
#455120 to #455114 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
i dont wanna sound racist but it is
#455116 to #455114 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
spics
#455101 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I need to confess something lads... I dislike m*sterboll for obvius reasons. He claims to be a very tolerant user and are usually fighting against racism right?

Well today i found out tht dark truth about that and it aint true. He is actually one of the biggest racist ne-nazis on this board because i found out that he made fun of my language swedish and swedes where one of the people that where treated worst during the war by the germans. They used our trains without even paying to get to norway and we had to sell our iron to them kinda cheap so they could make millions of guns.

People dont seem to understand that jews wherent the only victims during world war two, there was even bigger victims, the swedes. I am lucky my grandparents survived the war even because i can not imagine sharing trainseats with a bunch of free loading german soldiers heading to norway. Or work at a steel mine knowing that the biggest country in europe wont even pay me in bricks of gold and german sex slaves, just giving me barely enough money to drink champange from the same re-used gold plated goblin every godamn day like i am such a filthy animal.

I even dare to say that we swedes got treated ten times worse than all jews combined in the camps because atleast they died. We have to live with this embarrassment for an eternety.
#455187 to #455101 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Do you mean this guy?

His name is Mohammed Alim, for fuck's sake. Won't you listen to me?
#455127 to #455101 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
sorry man
#455131 to #455127 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Apology accepted for this time
#455105 to #455101 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455108 to #455105 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, really hilarius, shittng my pants over here by the way. Comedic genoius, i have not seen that picture before.
#455106 to #455105 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
You need to speak louder ohemgeezus, all im seing is some green and blue tsxt.



*smugface*
#455107 to #455106 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455124 to #455107 - EdwardNigma
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(02/07/2016) [-]
This is inaccurate, Finland needs to be at least 3km from everyone else.
#455110 to #455109 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455113 to #455110 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
There's nothing wrong with this one
just an obnoxious dude
#455112 to #455111 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455094 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
*writes down ohemgeezus*
#455068 - ZenMacros
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>try almond milk for the first time several years ago
>hate it
>try it again a few years later
>still hate it
>try it again now because of new diet
>it's delicious
Yo fuck you, taste buds. You should've liked it from the beginning, dammit. Now I've gone all this time without this glorious stuff.
#455081 to #455068 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
your taste buds adjust themselves to like the types of food that your body needs most at the time

if i stopped eating calcium rich food for long enough, i will start craving things like milk
#455092 to #455081 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Yeah you muslims have wierd eating habits, like you eat shit no one else would. Fucking chicken bacon? What the hell is wrong with you?
#455100 to #455092 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
turkey bacon is nice tho
#455104 to #455100 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
*pukes*
#455128 to #455104 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
bruh, i get halal turkey bacon from Subway all the time

shit's so cash
#455038 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
GIF
>doing good in CSGO for once
>no one else on the team even has a positive score
#455039 to #455038 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
bro kd is all that matters
#455040 to #455039 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Thanks, alex, your support is what keeps me going
#455041 to #455040 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
sometimes eating too much mac and cheese makes me sick though
#455044 to #455041 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Also, I'm surprised you have time to eat something that isn't cock, you faggot
#455043 to #455041 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Thanks a shame, sorry to hear. Have you ever tried hot dogs, mac and cheese and beans? It's pretty good
#455045 to #455043 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
that sounds fucking disgusting
#455046 to #455045 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
It's actually really good, you should have your mom make it for you tomorrow
#455048 to #455046 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
nah i think ill have your mom make it for me
then i'll eat it right out of her puss
#455052 to #455048 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
that was so savage, even ohemgeezus' grandchildren felt the burn
#455054 to #455052 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
blocked
#455058 to #455054 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455064 to #455058 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Something is wrong with the notification system, it said you sent the heartbreak, blush and question emoticons, but it only has the heartbreak. Nice hacks, faggot
#455069 to #455064 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
wut
#455071 to #455069 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Now it showed 6, do it again so I can screencap it
#455073 to #455071 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
not 6
#455074 to #455073 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Do 4 emoticons
#455076 to #455074 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
4 emoticons
#455077 to #455076 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
blocked and reported
#455078 to #455077 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
#455079 to #455078 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
It even showed ones you didn't even use
#455080 to #455079 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
cant trust you

probs used ms paint to edit more emoticons
#455049 to #455048 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I'm not an expert in the medical area, but I don't think it's wise to put hot food onto your skin
#455051 to #455049 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
yo your moms hot puss is the food
#455153 to #455051 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
hot puss
#455053 to #455051 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Do you ever think that ren doesn't date you because of how much of a bully you are?
#455057 to #455053 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
no
#455059 to #455057 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Do you ever think, alex?
#455062 to #455059 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
i think youre a faggot
#455066 to #455062 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I don't believe you
#455026 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
black people are pussies. they can't hear a certain word or they'll chimp out and become violent. why does a word have so much power over you that you'll go into an emotionally compromised state if you hear it? stupid apes
#455034 to #455026 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Oh hey aeiou.
#455061 to #455034 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
no this is zlamous
#455186 to #455061 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
the cat dude right
#455224 to #455186 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
yeah
#455093 to #455061 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
THE LEGEND IS BACK

*bows*
#455095 to #455093 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
what was your old account?
#455096 to #455095 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
niggernazi
#455097 to #455096 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
MY NIGGA
#455082 to #455061 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
really?
#455083 to #455082 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
yes. not sure how i could prove it. many people on the religion board know
#455084 to #455083 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Oh boy, it's 2012 again.

How many people have you upset this time?
#455085 to #455084 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
a lot of people on the homo board
#455086 to #455085 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
FJ is quite easy to enrage, it's funny when people think it's serious.

there's one guy that basically goes on any post that's about something like someone well liked getting killed and he'll go "what's wrong with that? it's good"

#455087 to #455086 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
lol. that's so simple and effective
#455031 to #455026 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Holy smokes, dude.
#455030 to #455026 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
i got dis
#455032 to #455030 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
except in real life, i beat the living shit out of their monkey asses
#455035 to #455032 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>YFW
#455042 to #455035 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
that guy has immovable girth, i'm sure he could kick some monkey ass
#455047 to #455042 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
one monkey taking out another monkey

nice
#455050 to #455047 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
i just want a net decrease in monkeys
#455055 to #455050 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
but that would mean you wouldnt exist anymore
#455056 to #455055 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
but i'm not black
#455060 to #455056 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
internet snow monkeys still count as monkeys tho
#455063 to #455060 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
anything other than nigger=not a monkey
#455065 to #455063 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
nope, im pretty sure internet snow monkeys still count as monkeys
#455067 to #455065 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
it doesnt snow where i live
#455070 to #455067 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
most likely snowed where your ancestors lived
#455072 to #455070 - zlane
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(02/07/2016) [-]
doesn't snow in italy nigga
#455075 to #455072 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
probably did at one point, otherwise youre probably just immigrants
#455019 - murrlogic
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Why can't Youtube comments be funny?

Seriously.

I watched the latest TFS videos after holding them off for so long and of course these fucking SJW white knight nerds sperg out in the comments.

TFS is gonna have to fucking make an apology video now.

I want Tumblr to leave
#455123 to #455019 - huntergriff
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(02/07/2016) [-]
what?
#455129 to #455123 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
He just said what.
#455014 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>"Let's be more positive."
>gets thumbed down
#455015 to #455014 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
it wasn't funny the first time.
#455016 to #455015 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
How is the idea of a positive thread meant to be funny?
#455017 to #455016 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
"I hate hating"

understand?
#455018 to #455017 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
No, I don't because that's not the point. It's not the "I hate hating" joke. It's a break from so much negative energy. You're so full of hate that you reject any form of positivity. Why don't you go post something that makes you happy? I think that you'll feel better about yourself.
#455036 to #455018 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
also "i hate hating" wasn't what you post was, it's "lets go on the hating board and do the opposite"
#455033 to #455018 - anon
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(02/07/2016) [-]
because it's the hating board.
/social/ go here if you want to know what makes people happy.
#455155 to #455033 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
He called me out for suggesting that I hate hating, and it's simply just not true.

As far as going to social for it, you need to take that up with the users who wanted someone to keep it up. I think muchname was one of them.

It's a little disgusting how much you guys are afraid of happiness. How sad can your life be that you have to say, "Whoa, happy thoughts! Better start a fight!" Do you not see the problem? Even if it's not relevant to the topic of the board, it's still worrying.
#455157 to #455155 - muchname ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I try to do the "Loving" thread but I've been caught up in school lately so its on halt for now
#455158 to #455157 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I was just pointing out that I'm not the only who likes these types of posts.
#455011 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Let's be positive today since you rejected it yesterday.

I got a bunch of nice shirts today. It boosts my lead as Hottest Hating Board User, a title I've held since I got here.
#455000 - murrlogic
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Why does being sick have to feel so exhausting?

I have no appetite. I am desensitized and there is zero good masturbation material on the internet or in my files.

All I am thinking about is my next Nyquil trip later tonight.
#454993 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
The guy I have a crush on, his best friend has a crush on me. This is so awkward. Did I mention I hate his best friend?
#455088 to #454993 - dalokan
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(02/07/2016) [-]
just ntr him lol
#455115 to #455088 - whathaveyoudone
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(02/07/2016) [-]
that aint nice
#455005 to #454993 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Tell the guy that you like him.
#455006 to #455005 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
well we're going to the movies alone sunday so I'm 85% he knows I do.
#455007 to #455006 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Cut a whole in the popcorn
#455008 to #455007 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I don't want dick flavored popcorn so no
#455009 to #455008 - Elk
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(02/07/2016) [-]
No, you don't understand.
#455010 to #455009 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I do
#454996 to #454993 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Sweet love triangle

you think it'll work out in time for prom
#454997 to #454996 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
considering we don't have a prom in college, prolly.
#454994 to #454993 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
no you just mentioned it there that was the first time you'd mentioned it
#455004 to #454994 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Nudes?
#455012 to #455004 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I wonder what point a fella saying "nudes?" to you stops being a joke and starts becoming harassment. Willing to find out sweetie?
#455020 to #455012 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/07/2016) [-]
No, I just want the nudes now.
General curious if you look good, shibe made a good point, you are Irish and Irish women are... Well...
Usually not flattering...
Nudes?
#455161 to #455020 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Also my online pals thought irish people were ugly too but I showed them all my friends and a lot of girls in my social group and they were like woops. I genuinely don't have an ugly friend they are all v pretty gals.
Irish girls are pretty like that's a thing but irish boys oh my, something happened there. Dont get me wrong theres quite a few lookers too but there is a lot of ugs. My friends from other countries are fascinated by how an ugly guy can get a stunning girl. It's because in Ireland irish boys get girls purely by being funny and charismatic. Also because what an irish girl sees as good looking, girls from other countries might be like ???
#455152 to #455020 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Il show you a picture of myself like but you won't get nudes from me ever.
#455037 to #455020 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
she posted a pic of her face once, but no nudes, that's what shibe is talking about
#455021 to #455020 - shibe ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
i've seen her, def not
#455022 to #455021 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Show me.
#455023 to #455022 - shibe ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
i'm not exactly comfortable with that
#455024 to #455023 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Bros before hoes... God, you're a fag.
#455025 to #455024 - shibe ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
i'll show you a picture of me if you want
#455028 to #455027 - shibe ONLINE
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(02/07/2016) [-]
later
#454995 to #454994 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
okay well I hate his best friend. he's so fucking annoying and his hygiene is like a -23 on a scale of -23 to 10
#454998 to #454995 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Oh shit what an absolute turn off, does he have greasy hair?
#454999 to #454998 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
yes and it's shaggy and he has stains on his teeth from drinking too much soda
#455001 to #454999 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Oh god bless him he seems clueless
#455003 to #455001 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
well he also told me he asked his friend (the one i liked) for my number so he could send me scary texts
#455013 to #455003 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
wait did he say "scary texts" or are you determining them as scary now you've received them
#455163 to #455013 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
he said scary texts
#455164 to #455163 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
What the fuck lol what did the texts say?
#455165 to #455164 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
it was just a picture of me they took while I wasn't looking, Like I was walking across the street
#455166 to #455165 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
You need better friends I feel
#455167 to #455166 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/07/2016) [-]
the one who took it and wanted to scare me with it is definitely not my friend
#455168 to #455167 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/07/2016) [-]
So that's his approach when he has a crush on a girl lmao that's so poor
#454978 - muchname ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
GIF
IF YOU CHARGE TWO FUCKING ARMED POLICE OFFICERS WITH A KNIFE YOU WILL GET SHOT.
#455002 to #454978 - huntergriff
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(02/07/2016) [-]
I just don't see how this is such a hard concept to grasp, It's literally taught in pre-school, this shit shouldn't be an issue.
I just don't see how this is such a hard concept to grasp, It's literally taught in pre-school, this shit shouldn't be an issue.
#455098 to #455002 - princessren
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(02/07/2016) [-]
what happened
why are we angry
#455118 to #455098 - huntergriff
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(02/07/2016) [-]
>be some twat who hates cops because "FUCK THE POLICE"
>decide to antagonize and charge at cops with a weapon because i'm retarded
>be surprised when i end up getting my head blown off
>cue national support for my dead body and anti-cop protests and possibly riots because the public has this fucking mentality where all cops are evil racist pigs even though that's a generalization and not true, and the majority of time they're just doing their fucking job and because the public only saw part of a video that showed me charging at him because i was a fucking retard

#455119 to #455118 - princessren
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(02/07/2016) [-]
is there like a news article or video?
#455121 to #455119 - huntergriff
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(02/07/2016) [-]
no, it's just in general, circumstances like this have happened ever since and before the trayvon martin thing. newest one i've seen was this stupid shit.
#454987 to #454978 - sugoi
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Jee wizz America sure sounds fun.
And I'm just sitting here thinking about the Lunar New Year.
#454986 to #454978 - shibe ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Eh, they may be doing what they're told, but I still don't think it's right. I understand the girl was threatening to kill herself or whatever so they probably had to move fast, but still she ended up getting shot and killed so it didn't really matter. I just think there's a problem with that, something ineffective with their tactics, but I don't know the facts behind everything.
#454984 to #454978 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
breaking news, guys
#454980 to #454978 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
what about a spoon
#454981 to #454980 - muchname ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/06/2016) [-]
well spooning leads to fucking
fuck the police ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#454974 - murrlogic
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Wait? Is today the Chinese new year?

A fucking parade of noisy elementary school children just came in lifting a dragon prop while pounding on drums and gongs...IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY
#454975 to #454974 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
You should be more welcoming of our future overlords.
#454985 to #454975 - shibe ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
They're playing the long game, I hope.
#454973 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Fuck its scary when i hear footsteps and something crawling in the grass just outside my room lads. But hopefully its one of these birds than a nigger or a slav sneaking around.

I am no racist but i prefer animals over slavs and africans.
#454976 to #454973 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Har Du fasaner i närheten av där du bor?
#454977 to #454976 - enlightednatzie
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Jupp, dom kryper utanför huset och krafsar på väggen... Bara dom inte slår sönder rutorna på bilen och slänger tomma ölburkar i trädgårn så har jag inget emot dom. Fast jag har bara sett en dasan än så länge.
#454992 to #454977 - drastronomy
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Hvorfor lager du ikke en middag ut av dem?
#455091 to #454992 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
För att jag inte orkar ta död på nån sketen fasan för att skaffa käk som något skogsmongo. Dessutom är jag vegetarian, om man bortser från nötköt, kebab, fläsk och fisk.
#454979 to #454977 - masterboll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
ooga booga boo
#455090 to #454979 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
The only ones who speaks that language is sandnigger muslims like yourself. Now fuck off this thread before i make you fuck off rom europe.
#455099 to #455090 - masterboll
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(02/07/2016) [-]
i wanna see what kind of power you really hold
#455103 to #455099 - enlightednatzie
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(02/07/2016) [-]
Ok *sends u out fron europe*
#454971 - murrlogic
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Holy shit that Nyquil took me on a fucking T R I P. Its already noon.

My ear infection and coughing is still happening tho.

Shit. Guess I'm tripping out harder later tonight.
#454961 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/06/2016) [-]
>when thesechocodiles sends you nudes but they're nowhere near as good as you'd hoped
#454965 to #454961 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
sorry shoulda warned ya i had titties like two fried eggs
#454988 to #454965 - dalokan
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Nudes?
#454989 to #454988 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Sorry dunno what that is
#454990 to #454989 - dalokan
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Wanna trade nudes for some Peruvian cocaine :^)?
#454991 to #454990 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Hablo no english
#454966 to #454965 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Nudes?
#454967 to #454966 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Aye
#454964 to #454961 - shibe ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
she's irish what do you expect
#454962 to #454961 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
yeah she aint v attractive
#454968 to #454962 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
alright well alright
#454970 to #454968 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(02/06/2016) [-]
alright yes
#454956 - balor
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I don't hate religion or spirituality in general.
I just vehemently disagree with any religion that believes in Karma.

If karma exists, then that means that we deserve everything we get.

You can go up to a 12 year old European girl who just got forcefully spit roasted by Muslims and tell her that it's probably because she was a bad person in a past life.

What? Are the muslims going to eventually get raped as well?
Perhaps they will be reincarnated as innocent children and get raped.
But they deserved it right?

I think it's just people wanting to relinquish the urge of having to face the fact that bad shit happens for no good reason. This way, they don't have to feel terrible when they hear about someone going through ineffable suffering, because it's just karma.
And why should you worry about the malefactors? The spirits will just have them reincarnated as a 12 year old girl who gets raped. That will show them.
#454959 to #454956 - thechosentroll
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Funnily enough, my views on religion could be summed up with this comic. If there is a god, it is a fucking dickhead.
#455304 to #454959 - balor
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#454957 to #454956 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Maybe some people just believe in good karma. Like the way a lot of Christians only believe in Heaven and not hell.
#454958 to #454957 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
Typically, people who commit such crimes are put away or killed. It may be unequal, but they very rarely do bad things and get away with it and live happy lives.

Also, I think karma originated as Hindu, if I'm not mistaken, but it's not limited to it. A lot of people believe in it. My Name is Earl was a television show that was completely based on it. It doesn't have a lot to do with religion anymore.
#454960 to #454958 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/06/2016) [-]
I know it's not limited to it I just used that as a spiritual comparison.
#454969 to #454960 - Elk
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(02/06/2016) [-]
My comment wasn't totally directed at you.