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#370987 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Why the fuck does Dark Souls 2 have enemies that spawn once but have a chance to drop pieces of AN ENTIRE ARMOUR SET meaning you need to go get a fuck ton of an item thats a bitch to get and kill the boss of the area a fuckton every time you want another stab at it?   
   
Fuck the retarded cunt that thought that was a good idea.
Why the fuck does Dark Souls 2 have enemies that spawn once but have a chance to drop pieces of AN ENTIRE ARMOUR SET meaning you need to go get a fuck ton of an item thats a bitch to get and kill the boss of the area a fuckton every time you want another stab at it?

Fuck the retarded cunt that thought that was a good idea.
User avatar #370988 to #370987 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
what enemy/armor
User avatar #370989 to #370988 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
The monastery cunt in Aldias Keep is what I was thinking of.
I wasn't farming it then or anything, I plan to just trade with someone for it.
But the fact that I need to do that and someone needs to go through that tedious farming shits me.
User avatar #370990 to #370989 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
monastery cunt?
User avatar #370991 to #370990 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
darksouls2.wikidot.com/painting-guardian-phantom Forgot the actual name is painting guardian, set is called the Monastery set.
Its still a cunt.
User avatar #370992 to #370991 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
well nigga it's supposed to be rare and the game isn't known for being kind sooo
User avatar #370993 to #370992 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
That doesn't make it any less tedious and frustrating to do.
#370973 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
I hate having an orgasm that wasn't what you thought it was going to be.
User avatar #370972 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/21/2015) [-]
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

I hate when this happens. I'm watching a tv show and a character I like or the main character fucks a nigger. God dammit, it's going to be so hard to watch the show now. Especially since it was a one nighter.

fucking hell.
#371001 to #370975 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
That title has to be a sign, the character is going to fuck 11 more black people.
User avatar #370977 to #370975 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
Heard about it, but not sure why it's called that

probably works better for a gangbang with 12 black guys
User avatar #370981 to #370977 - tvfreakuk (02/21/2015) [-]
Haven't seen the TV show - so don't know what they will have changed or not.
User avatar #370984 to #370981 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/21/2015) [-]
Exact same concept
User avatar #370986 to #370984 - tvfreakuk (02/21/2015) [-]
Awesome. I've been meaning to give it a watch - interested in seeing what they change, even if it is the same concept.
User avatar #370980 to #370977 - tvfreakuk (02/21/2015) [-]
In the original film, it's about a guy going back in time to find out the origins of a virus that wiped out most of humanity - always said to be released by an organisation known as 'Army of the Twelve Monkeys'.
User avatar #370978 to #370977 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/21/2015) [-]
It's about time travel. I love that shit, give it a try.
User avatar #370979 to #370978 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
I've got a big ass list of shows to watch, I'll wait until the season's over to see what the ratings are like
User avatar #370983 to #370979 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/21/2015) [-]
The show gets more and more fucked up.

Imagine going back to the past, then going into the past + 2 years. Then imagine having to go back into the past between past and past + 2 years while having to make sure the effects of the visit doesn't change what occurs in past + 2 years so you don't seize to exist. And what you heard happened in between past and past + 2 years turns out is something YOU had to do. I really like the idea, show could use more budget IMO but I really like time travel.
#370966 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Backyard flooded, another downpour and we're really fucked.
Roof above kitchen sink started leaking, now a giant hole above it.

Cunt.
#370994 to #370966 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
>Not having grates that lead to 5000000000 gallon sewer systems all around your house
Are you guys even trying, or do you all just like suffering everytime 1 drop of rain comes down
kiddin, flooding blows
#370995 to #370994 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Luckily, we got the flooding problem solved, got the water out and shit. If it pissed down again, it'd likely have fucked up more of our backyard and gotten inside.

That, however, DOES NOT SOLVE OUR FUCKING ROOF.
User avatar #370969 to #370966 - bladeboy (02/21/2015) [-]
>living in any other climate than North America
#370963 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
>new gearboy content
>favorite
>time to play the waiting game for free whiteknighting and hate
#370959 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
go home hating girls
this board is for men
#370961 to #370959 - epicscorpion (02/21/2015) [-]
then leave
User avatar #370960 to #370959 - bladeboy (02/21/2015) [-]
YEAH, FUCK OFF VAGINAD PEOPLE
#370955 - volero (02/21/2015) [-]
I hate the way my torso is. I have broad shoulders and a big chest, which makes me look somewhat buffed when I'm really not. I've had people ask if I work out and I just kinda look at them. My shoulder blades poke out quite a bit and I have a pretty deep arch in my back. All this makes my shirts fit awkwardly sometimes, but I suppose it is somewhat attractive, so I can't complain THAT much.
I hate the way my torso is. I have broad shoulders and a big chest, which makes me look somewhat buffed when I'm really not. I've had people ask if I work out and I just kinda look at them. My shoulder blades poke out quite a bit and I have a pretty deep arch in my back. All this makes my shirts fit awkwardly sometimes, but I suppose it is somewhat attractive, so I can't complain THAT much.
User avatar #370964 to #370955 - adunsaveme (02/21/2015) [-]
tfw no buff bod
User avatar #370968 to #370964 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
tfw buff bod but still pretty weak cus small muscles and still underweight
User avatar #370948 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
I hate when you need a hug but there's no one to give you one.
User avatar #370952 to #370948 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
I just hug cats
User avatar #370953 to #370952 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
I don't have any cats :c
User avatar #370956 to #370953 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
get yerself a body pillow
User avatar #370958 to #370956 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
my boyfriend ordered one for me online for valentines day. It's shaped like a giant squid, just hasn't got here yet
User avatar #370954 to #370953 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Then I'm afraid I cannot help you in your time of need
User avatar #370949 to #370948 - freedomreturns ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Can always hug yourself.
That way only one person will hear your emotional breakdown.
User avatar #370950 to #370949 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
that's a fair point. I always just shove my emotions down and it comes back to bite me in the ass
User avatar #370951 to #370950 - freedomreturns ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
That's because it isn't healthy.
Let'em out when you can.
User avatar #370939 - gibroner (02/21/2015) [-]
women who act like styling their hair in a slightly different way than usual is a huge fucking deal and feel the need to post about it on facebook
#370957 to #370939 - masterboll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
who cares, as long as theyre posting cleavage shots
#370943 to #370939 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Or when they post pictures of ever meal they eat
#370929 - kosmic ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
I do not understand the appeal of Twitch chat. Beside it being filled with retards spewing meme cancer, I just don't understand how you can hold a conversation with anyone, let alone the streamer, when the chat goes unbelievably fast. Its like a crowded room with people talking and shouting at once.
#370962 to #370929 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Small streams are pretty great, larger ones tend to get outta hand way too quickly
User avatar #370945 to #370929 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
it's better for smaller streamers
User avatar #370944 to #370929 - freedomreturns ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
It's like seeing Youtube comments in real time.
User avatar #370937 to #370929 - ferrettamer (02/21/2015) [-]
TSM wonnered!
-says multiple fuckwits on every LCS game that has nothing to do with TSM
#370933 to #370929 - epicscorpion (02/21/2015) [-]
Forget trying to talk to anyone

In TPP's chat I could barely see the fucking words, it's like they threw a dictionary into a wind tunnel
#370927 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Having to explain something twice (or hell, even three times) for the twat who wasn't listening.
#370920 - epicscorpion (02/21/2015) [-]
If you smoke, that's great, fine and dandy, good for you

You'd better also have cologne or some shit handy, because I find it increasingly hard to tolerate your rank stench
User avatar #370967 to #370920 - fishinyourface (02/21/2015) [-]
I never understood why it's acceptable for smokers to be able to take a 5 minute break every hour or half hour at their fucking workplace? Kind of a bitch slap to everyone else who doesn't smoke and doesn't get those extra breaks.
User avatar #370926 to #370920 - megavoir (02/21/2015) [-]
*dank stench
#370925 to #370920 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** I think everyone who smokes should have lit cigarettes stuffed up their assholes until they can breathe out smoke.
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**Elk rolled image** I think everyone who smokes should have lit cigarettes stuffed up their assholes until they can breathe out smoke.
#370908 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** I hate television when my dad's around.

I come home from my classes and put it on something good. He'll change the channels to something stupid. I know it's his house, but there are other televisions in the house. I don't see why he can't go to his room and watch it like I do with mine. He puts it on the dumbest shit, too. He'll also change channels when it goes to a commercial. Eventually, he changes it back to the original show and says, "Oh, something just happened. I must have missed it."

Just leave it on one channel, sir.
User avatar #370985 to #370908 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/21/2015) [-]
>using television
Kek what is this 2006?

Watch everything on PC.
User avatar #371009 to #370985 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
I live in the woods and can't get good internet.
User avatar #371024 to #371009 - lulzformalaysiaair (02/21/2015) [-]
Well then too bad.
User avatar #370907 - fishinyourface (02/21/2015) [-]
I hate how sensitive to loud sounds I am. It's not loud to anyone else around me, but for me it hurts the fuck out of my ears. My mom likes to yell at the cats and play music louder than fucking anything, and she gets mad at me if I find the noise painful. Jesus christ, why do people have to be so fucking loud
User avatar #370996 to #370907 - shibe (02/21/2015) [-]
Hey, just saying, sensitivity to loud sounds in a sign of autism.

User avatar #371013 to #370996 - fishinyourface (02/21/2015) [-]
just like everything else I presume.
User avatar #370965 to #370907 - adunsaveme (02/21/2015) [-]
its ok ill whisper to u gently
User avatar #370915 to #370907 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
#1 reason why I hate living with dogs. They're so fucking loud and they don't listen so everyone yells at them. It drives me crazy, it's so loud, I can't deal with this
User avatar #370997 to #370915 - shibe (02/21/2015) [-]
man i love beagles but they bark all the fucking time, it gets annoying after a while
User avatar #370909 to #370907 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm the same way. When my dad watches football, he gets a letter louder, and it kills my ears. No one else complains, but it sends chills down my spine.
User avatar #370912 to #370909 - ferrettamer (02/21/2015) [-]
the girl in your profile pic is pretty
User avatar #370913 to #370912 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, she's pretty cute.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/mysticana
User avatar #370914 to #370913 - ferrettamer (02/21/2015) [-]
I think I'm going to tell her she's pretty
#370918 to #370917 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
u hav ben trel'd
User avatar #370919 to #370918 - ferrettamer (02/21/2015) [-]
she said i was pretty too so how was i trolled
User avatar #370921 to #370919 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
I meant my epic use of le hat tipping man meme.
User avatar #370923 to #370921 - ferrettamer (02/21/2015) [-]
oh. in that case i got absolutely rektd
User avatar #370910 to #370909 - fishinyourface (02/21/2015) [-]
she doesn't seem to understand that it physically hurts in my ear when she pulls this shit. she shrieked earlier and it still fucking hurts, it's been over 5 minutes
User avatar #370911 to #370910 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm not that sensitive to it. I can't stand when the windows are rolled down in the car.
#370899 - haydentheviking ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
I added my uncle on Facebook a few weeks ago and i've noticed his quite a odd ball posting loads of videos of people fighting and just crap that he does not need to share   
   
His latest status was "Muslims need a slap" like...seriously...what a dick
I added my uncle on Facebook a few weeks ago and i've noticed his quite a odd ball posting loads of videos of people fighting and just crap that he does not need to share

His latest status was "Muslims need a slap" like...seriously...what a dick
#370901 to #370899 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Oh, you mean like how FunnyJunk does?
User avatar #370902 to #370901 - haydentheviking ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
But i think he actually means it
#370903 to #370902 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
How old is he? Is he like in his 50's?
User avatar #370904 to #370903 - haydentheviking ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
About, I get that his old but i just think its not really a place for his family members to see and stuff, and tbh i dont really understand how you can just say that about a whole religion
#370885 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** I never understood how gymnasts can stand wearing those uniforms. I know it's only their ass cheeks, but I'm uncomfortable when my pants ride up my legs.
User avatar #370882 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
I hate that I can never play Animal Crossing legitimately. "Your house will be done tomorrow" "You must have your town exist for 10 days for the shop to open" I don't have time for this shit, man. At least time travel is super fucking easy in these games, because I honestly can't wait real-time days for these things
User avatar #370891 to #370882 - tvfreakuk (02/21/2015) [-]
I just hate when you leave it for like a week and then all of the residents are like "Where the fuck have you been? Why are you ignoring me? I thought we were friends."
User avatar #370893 to #370891 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Those guilt-tripping bastards have no chill, and if they were so worried why wouldn't they check up on me? I'm the fucking mayor, everyone knows where I live
User avatar #370896 to #370893 - nefarian (02/21/2015) [-]
Can't you just use your time-manipulating powers to travel back 1 week and then add a day, get back into the game, repeat until it's the current date and no one will suspect a thing?

This game's plot seems more complicated than on first sight.
User avatar #370897 to #370896 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know. I only travel at one day at a time anyway
User avatar #370898 to #370897 - nefarian (02/21/2015) [-]
You're too tame when it comes to your powers.
User avatar #370900 to #370898 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
I mean, I got the game yesterday, I don't wanna bust it just yet. Wild World on the other hand got fucked up pretty badly from time travel. So many fucking weeds...
User avatar #370894 to #370893 - tvfreakuk (02/21/2015) [-]
They're also all shady fuckers - they keep trying to sell me fake paintings and they'll say shit like; "Hey, take this for a little while - don't worry about where it came from."
That shit is obviously fucking stolen, and they're trying to give it to me.
User avatar #370895 to #370894 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Straight up, this purple squirrel gave me something and said "don't worry about where it came from". Well now I'm worried about where it came from you shady piece of shit
User avatar #370886 to #370882 - nefarian (02/21/2015) [-]
Change the DS calendar
User avatar #370887 to #370886 - foreveranonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
You don't even have to, you can change it right there in the game. It's so easy to time travel, I just feel guilty for cheaping out the game
#370880 - Idontseewatudid (02/21/2015) [-]
slutty robots trying to pose as slutty chicks on skype
#370871 - saltyfries (02/21/2015) [-]
Fuck Dhoulmagus... his boss fight in Dragon Quest 8 is by far the hardest boss fight of any game, I have the strongest weapons at my disposal prior to the next regions, strongest armors possible before the next regions, and he utterly kicks my ass like I'm nothing... Having to fight 2 forms without healing in between is an utter crime, it's guaranteed game over, it doesn't help when you put Angelo on focus healing, because he pull some stupid shit at times nearly killing me before the inevitable loss... What sucks harder is that even if I was say level 35, I probably would still die to Dhoulamagus cuz he's that hard...
#370881 to #370871 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** It took me probably about twenty times just to beat him. He's much easier than the Draconian Lord or whatever he's called.
User avatar #370883 to #370881 - saltyfries (02/21/2015) [-]
I find the Dragovian lord easier than Dhoulmagus, I find Rapthorne easier than Dhoulmagus! Dhoul is so fucking cheap! I summoned my monster team first to kick his ass, he only did plain attacks, once my team came back, ALL team attacks, he literally waited until my party came back to just to cast Kcrackle, wing shots, and air slice attacks... fuck him
#370884 to #370883 - Elk (02/21/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** Ugh, I fucking loved those monster teams...
#370849 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Jokes like:
"They made a vaccine that cures HIV, AIDS, makes your dick grow three inches and makes you live forever, but people refuse it because 'personal choice', lolololololol"

Believe it or not, but vaccines actually can have adverse effects.
Also, they don't cure disease, they prevent it. A lot of the time, they don't even prevent it.

The premise of the joke is "Vaccines are a flawless godsend that only retards refuse" which is completely fucking retarded
User avatar #370938 to #370849 - gibroner (02/21/2015) [-]
vaccines can have negative side effects yes but they're rarely serious
#370866 to #370849 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
You're so brave for saying this while having been crippled by polio.
#370889 to #370866 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Did I say that all vaccines were evil?
No, you're just a fucking dumbass that makes assumptions so your arguments sounds stronger.
Why?
Because, while vaccines don't cause autism, you sure as hell got it from somewhere.
#370892 to #370889 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
And vaccination against the flu and other common weak aliments is not what this debate is about. That's a distraction, a red herring.

You do realize there are people not vaccinating against measles right?
There is a wealthy school in Los Angles where the vaccination where the vaccination rate is lower than that of South Sudan.
#370890 to #370889 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
The strongest theory behind autism being that it's caused by a mother having a child past 40 and genetics.

I think autism might be caused by cheese. Why are we still selling cheese? Is there any REAL evidence that cheese doesn't cause autism?
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