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#269778 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I hate how I'm now popular enough to have people run through your comments and thumb down everything they possibly can
I hate how I'm now popular enough to have people run through your comments and thumb down everything they possibly can
#269845 to #269778 - thechosentroll (05/31/2014) [-]
I love it when they do that. It's nice to know someone hates you enough to put in that much effort.
I love it when they do that. It's nice to know someone hates you enough to put in that much effort.
User avatar #269785 to #269778 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
I know, right?
User avatar #269769 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
>Be playing Banished
>Kicking all the ass
>Town gets up to 1000 people.
>Starts to Autosave
>Freezes
>Game has to close.
Apparently the entire game dies when you win the game.
What a world we live in.
#269774 to #269769 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
You can have this for your efforts.
User avatar #269775 to #269774 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
Also the game won't load any saves.
I actually think I broke it.
User avatar #269740 - ferrettamer (05/31/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7EpEnglgk
The comments and the thread on /g/ in which I found it. It's outdated technology, it's useless and kids should not know how to use it
#269767 to #269740 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
they shouldnt know how to use it, but they should know what it is, its been in movies and its in cartoons and stuff, even if they dont know how it works just by living in this world they could tell oh its a computer and it cant enter the internet
#269736 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
Who wants to tinychat with a tranny?   
tinychat.com/i0s5w2
Who wants to tinychat with a tranny?
tinychat.com/i0s5w2
#269801 to #269736 - givememoarpony (05/31/2014) [-]
well, if you look like this.
well, if you look like this.
User avatar #269787 to #269736 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
Apparently tranny is a slur, but I guess you don't care.
User avatar #269789 to #269788 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
Of course.
It's the weirdest slur to me. I think a lot of slurs are goofy-looking words, but tranny is like something Australians would say based upon the original word.
User avatar #269791 to #269789 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
I dont see the difference between calling someone a transwomen and a tranny
User avatar #269792 to #269791 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
According to some people there is. Just don't go on Tumblr and Twitter, okay?
User avatar #269793 to #269792 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
well the whole point of tranny being insulting is because they make it sound like they are sort of an it instead of a male/female but it's pretty much what transmale/female says too
User avatar #269795 to #269793 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
Icee. It probably wouldn't be very hard to "reclaim."
User avatar #269797 to #269796 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
It means something like taking a slur and making it not offensive to the community it's directed towards e.g. "faggot" to homosexuals.
User avatar #269786 to #269736 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
tinychat.com/a0vqsr
Come join the chat where it's at
brought to you by the host with the most
unfortunately we won't be watching Food Fight tonight

because fuck that
just join. I want to love you
User avatar #269760 to #269736 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
I remember now why I hate tinychat.
User avatar #269770 to #269760 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
How do you feel about Food Fight?
User avatar #269776 to #269770 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
I saw that one, remember?
User avatar #269780 to #269776 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I remember. I asked your opinion on it. I honestly have no clue how I feel about it in terms of attachment rather than thoughts on quality.
User avatar #269782 to #269780 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
It was so bad that it was good because it was so bad.
User avatar #269752 to #269736 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
>disconnected me but didnt

You have shit connection 0/10 would not let be host
User avatar #269754 to #269752 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
you can be host den
User avatar #269756 to #269754 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't know.

On one hand, I am planning on pulling an all nighter.
On the other hand, I loaded up Xmen First Class, and I kinda want to play video games, and also my sister is home and there's always a chance that she could begin torrenting things at any time.
User avatar #269762 to #269761 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeh. Turns out my sister might be asleep, so that's good.
And I'd be willing to cam since I shaved today.
It would be fun...
but eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
User avatar #269764 to #269762 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
I just used the gif so you have toooo
because when he says it in the movie anakin does the thing...the thing that he tells him to do
so so do you
User avatar #269766 to #269764 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Luke is best Skywalker
anakin a bitch
i aint no bitch

and I had an acne breakout and people will make fun of my acne because I'm almost 20 and acne is for 14 year-olds but i never got acne until around the time i turned 19 and i am probably going to keep having random breakouts every once in a while iuntil im 21 and finish puberty and people are going to make fun of me for not finishing puberty yet and its all because my laptop has a much better cam than my old one so no one could see my acne before but now they probably can even though it is nowhere near the worst amount of acne ive ever seen but it still bothers me because its gross no matter its control over my face
#269771 to #269766 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
pleeeeeeeeeaaaase
pleeeeeeeeeaaaase
User avatar #269772 to #269771 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
No one will probably join because antiren circlejerk is in full effect and everyone's neutral on me so I can't cancel it out with how great I am.
User avatar #269773 to #269772 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
you have to try
or are you...chicken
User avatar #269777 to #269773 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Fine, I try. Give me five minutes. Gotta brush teeth and wash face.
User avatar #269812 to #269779 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
you've failed me
User avatar #269823 to #269812 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
sorry it froze
and I cant accept yur request
User avatar #269855 to #269823 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
bucket of disappointment
User avatar #269977 to #269855 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
I hit ok and nothing happens
User avatar #270112 to #269977 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Try pressing it nicely. There is no need to be violent.
User avatar #270114 to #270112 - princessren (06/01/2014) [-]
nope nothing
User avatar #270117 to #270114 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
this is all a ruse and you really just hate me
#270116 to #270115 - princessren (06/01/2014) [-]
I tried sending a friend request to you but it said you are already on my friends list
but...you are still on the request tab and not the friends list tab
#269751 to #269736 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
kanyewest left ;;;;-;;;   
I dont know why I ever trusted a black man to stay
kanyewest left ;;;;-;;;
I dont know why I ever trusted a black man to stay
User avatar #269741 to #269736 - ferrettamer (05/31/2014) [-]
only if said tranny was naked
#269744 to #269741 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
you can pretend if that makes you feel better
User avatar #269739 to #269736 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
eh, maybe if my cam worked.
#269724 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
wh40kfags act exactly like bronies.   
And keep acting exactly like bronies whenever I point this out.
wh40kfags act exactly like bronies.
And keep acting exactly like bronies whenever I point this out.
User avatar #269790 to #269724 - givememoarpony (05/31/2014) [-]
I disagree with the layman usage of the word 'autistic' to mean retarded, obnoxious, slavish devotion and obsession, but I do agree with you that 'lol heresy' is an example of that.
User avatar #269726 to #269724 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
Case in point:
www.funnyjunk.com/Blood+for+the+blood+god/funny-gifs/5165315/119#119

Replace the Wh40k with ponies and hoh man, we're back in the summer of 2011!
#269729 to #269726 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
why so much rage? do we go on your homepage and spam pics?
User avatar #269832 to #269729 - finblob (05/31/2014) [-]
Stop spamming Whorehammer40k or whatever it's called
It's annoying
You're worse than bronies.
#269734 to #269729 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
How adorable. You're stalking his comments now!
User avatar #269732 to #269729 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
If only it was just one page.

But keep screaming how mad I am when you keep replying about how not autistic you are with more proof that you're autistic.
#269735 to #269732 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
its alright, you don't have to post anon to make it seem like everyone agrees with you. that's pretty autistic of you.

and yes I am. because I am sitting back laughing and you are screaming about "AUtISMZZ!!!!!!!! RaRRRr!!!!
User avatar #269737 to #269735 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't care if everyone agrees with me. Because I know I'm right. You've done nothing to even attempt to argue otherwise.

But keep calling me autistic as though it will make you look less autistic.
That will totally make you look like less of an autistic faggot.
#269738 to #269737 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
when did I call you autistic? I merely mentioned that your actions where more in line with autism than mine, but I never called you such.

Nice to know you have good reading comprehension.
User avatar #269742 to #269738 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
"that's pretty autistic of you."

Wow, you fail at not being autistic, and at forming a consistent train of thought!
Are you always this stupid, or just when you find out someone doesn't like your fandom?
#269743 to #269742 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
saying your actions bear a resemblance to autism=/= you being autistic.   
   
nice try though. why so mad?
saying your actions bear a resemblance to autism=/= you being autistic.

nice try though. why so mad?
#269746 to #269743 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
GodDAMN son, you sure do LOVE feeding obvious trolls!
#269748 to #269746 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
cause I know I am.
User avatar #269745 to #269743 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh how cute, you're quoting me while telling me how mad I am!
Oh dear, I am in some deep trouble now!
#269747 to #269745 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
oh no, leonhardt got sarcastic... kinda... maybe... if you pretend that he is actually smart...
oh no, leonhardt got sarcastic... kinda... maybe... if you pretend that he is actually smart...
User avatar #269749 to #269747 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
So now you're just repeating what I say because you can't think of anything intelligent to say.
How sad.
I thought wh40kfags were supposed to be smart with all the reading and not socializing they do.
#269750 to #269749 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
< this is you when ever people post something you don't like, right before you start raging about how everyone else is autistic.   
   
did an autistic girl refuse to date you because you were too stupid for her? How sad leonhardt....
< this is you when ever people post something you don't like, right before you start raging about how everyone else is autistic.

did an autistic girl refuse to date you because you were too stupid for her? How sad leonhardt....
User avatar #269755 to #269750 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
The fact that a wh40kfag even knows what dating is is nothing short of inspiring.
#269757 to #269755 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
aww, sad because &quot;wh40kfags&quot; have gotten laid and you haven't? Don't worry! Somewhere out there is a boy or girl just desperate enough to get naked with you!   
   
   
 you might have to pay them though...
aww, sad because "wh40kfags" have gotten laid and you haven't? Don't worry! Somewhere out there is a boy or girl just desperate enough to get naked with you!


you might have to pay them though...
User avatar #269768 to #269757 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
dude's bustin' out the big guns
User avatar #269759 to #269757 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
>wh40kfags
>getting laid

That might be the funniest thing you've said all night.
#269763 to #269759 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
lmao, just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.   
   
   
 you did
lmao, just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.


you did
User avatar #269765 to #269763 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
Says the guy who spammed wh40k images so much that he apparently ran out.
#269805 to #269765 - tomthehippie (05/31/2014) [-]
yes, I ran out, because my life doesn't revolve around it.

unlike you and cock. but it's alright, in this day and age a man can enjoy sucking dick as much as you do!
User avatar #269806 to #269805 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
I was done an hour ago, kid.
#269716 - theblondefetus (05/31/2014) [-]
There are two guys in my english class that legitimately think the illuminati is behind conspiracies and shit. Like 9/11 being an inside job and the Kennedy and Lincoln assassination's being executed by the American military.

One of them even talked about how if you typed "fuckusa" into a phone it was the number to something related to obamacare, and he actually thought this meant something. He also doesn't believe John Lennon is dead.

On a different note I just realized that firefox's spell check tries to correct "obamacare" to "macabre," which describes something as disturbing or horrifying because it involves or depicts death and I think that's a funny coincidence.
#269800 to #269716 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
But 9/11 was an inside job.
#269858 to #269800 - theblondefetus (05/31/2014) [-]
Sure it was anon   
   
Sure it was
Sure it was anon

Sure it was
User avatar #269722 to #269716 - amberluger (05/31/2014) [-]
john lenon is just sleeping
User avatar #269728 to #269722 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
forever
User avatar #269685 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
Fucking natives. Me and poppa teo were walking back from a shoppers excursion, and to cross a street, these fat natives in shitty rez car slow down, then when we're inches away from being in front of their car, take off laughing.
User avatar #269819 to #269685 - fuzzypickles (05/31/2014) [-]
i dont understand what youre getting at
User avatar #269859 to #269819 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
i dislike natives because they do stupid shit like this
User avatar #269711 to #269685 - roliga (05/31/2014) [-]
EEEEYYYYYYYYYY MAN YOU CANT ARREST ME FOR BEING DRUNK IN PUBLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCC DIS HOW WE DO IT ON THE REZZZZ HAHAHAHA STUPID WHITE PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #269718 to #269711 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
whenever I'm at the train station
"AY KID YEW GOT A LIGHT"
"CAN ANYONE BUM ME A SMOKE"
"SPARE A BUS TICKET KID"
"GIVE ME CHANGE"
"SELLING BUS PASS (hint: stolen)"

God, I hate those loud, smelly cunts
#269707 to #269685 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
laugh at them because they're inferior red skins who aren't born under the sign of teo
User avatar #269692 to #269685 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
You should have said in their Native chant "HEY HOW ARE YA! HEY HOW ARE YA! THANKS FOR THE LAND! THANKS FOR THE LAND!"
User avatar #269702 to #269692 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
I was thinking about yelling something about listerine, but they sped off 2quick
User avatar #269705 to #269702 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
You're 2 slow!
User avatar #269689 to #269685 - aoeui (05/31/2014) [-]
We need Hitler
User avatar #269703 to #269689 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
smallpox and the rcmp is good enough for me
User avatar #269686 to #269685 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
probably laughing at your hair
User avatar #269688 to #269686 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
implying i didnt cut it
User avatar #269693 to #269688 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Jokes on them. We have their land and we gave them smallpox! That's a joke for the ages.
User avatar #269690 to #269688 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
sick bowl cut
User avatar #269691 to #269690 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
:^(

jk the flow's not leaving
User avatar #269694 to #269691 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Lax flow and Hockey flow.
User avatar #269700 to #269694 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
u know it nigs
#269671 - epicscorpion (05/31/2014) [-]
People that think the system is against them, just because they dont agree with it.

That shitty build-up noise that's in every. Single. Fucking. Pop song.
User avatar #269680 to #269671 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
TURN DOWN 4 HWAT!
#269986 to #269680 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
Link me the video where hank hill sings that. I can't find it
It sounds like that's what you're referring to with the "hwat"
User avatar #269673 to #269671 - fishinyourface (05/31/2014) [-]
what build up noise do you mean?
#269695 to #269673 - epicscorpion (05/31/2014) [-]
Its hard to describe. Basically, it is an electric grinding noise that plays faster and faster for several seconds, then hits at a high note, and continues into whatever lyric they were building up to. Its in every single song, and you should probably know what I'm talking about. I apologize for not having any examples, but I don't know any by name.
User avatar #269715 to #269695 - yunogasaii (05/31/2014) [-]
Example?
User avatar #269730 to #269715 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm assuming he means like the first 20 seconds of this song

I can't find a better example because this is technically an edm track so it's supposed to have a drop, but I know what he's talking about
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
User avatar #269696 to #269695 - fishinyourface (05/31/2014) [-]
can't think of any song at all that has this? I'm trying to hear it in my head but it's not working
User avatar #269731 to #269696 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm assuming he means like the first 20 seconds of this song

I can't find a better example because this is technically an edm track so it's supposed to have a drop, but I know what he's talking about
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
User avatar #269666 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey, you know who I hate. QueerBoy AMIRIGHT!? Gimme your words of support! I am new Adman!
#269670 to #269666 - aoeui (05/31/2014) [-]
You're like a superhero who's arch nemesis is gearboy
User avatar #269668 to #269666 - aoeui (05/31/2014) [-]
GEARBOY
User avatar #269674 to #269668 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOYGEARBOY GEARBOYGEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOYGEARBOY GEARBOYGEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOYGEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOYGEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY
User avatar #269675 to #269674 - aoeui (05/31/2014) [-]
oops I think we mentioned gearboy
User avatar #269677 to #269675 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh did we? Do you think Gearboy will see this?
User avatar #269681 to #269677 - africanfurry (05/31/2014) [-]
Probably. GEARBOY
User avatar #269682 to #269681 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh shit you said Gearboy.
#269683 to #269682 - nigerianswag (05/31/2014) [-]
Damn. You're right, I did say gearboy
User avatar #269684 to #269683 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY GEARBOY
User avatar #269712 to #269684 - bladeboy (05/31/2014) [-]
AARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAA RKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARK THEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTH EDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHED RAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRAGONAARKTHEDRA GON
User avatar #269713 to #269712 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
G-gearboy chan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
#269662 - tvfreakuk (05/31/2014) [-]
I like that LootCrate service, but sometimes the stuff just isn't worth it.
I've only used it twice. The first time, I really liked all the stuff I got, and I thought it was worth it (that month was "Space" and it gave a bunch of stuff I liked and actually connected with Space, like Star Wars stuff; except for the Minecraft calendar, but it was alright I guess)
Last month was the "Adventure" box, and it was meant to be filled with Adventure Time and LoZ products
mfw a LoZ t-shirt, a tiny Adventure Time toy, and then a shit load of stuff not connected to either, like a CD soundtrack from that FriendZone show from PolarisGo, and then a bunch of stickers that are based off of PolarisGo stuff, I guess? I don't know because I'm not really a big fan of a lot of things on PolarisGo
What the hell has that got to do with Adventure? I was promised a box of things from Adventure Time and LoZ, and most a majority of the stuff wasn't that
User avatar #269661 - indulge (05/31/2014) [-]
I hate little dogs.
#269650 - fishinyourface (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't know if I could hate anything more than I do the big bang theory show.  it's STUPID.  Why the fuck does my brother watch it? it's the most moronic shit ever.
I don't know if I could hate anything more than I do the big bang theory show. it's STUPID. Why the fuck does my brother watch it? it's the most moronic shit ever.
User avatar #269970 to #269650 - robotvoice (05/31/2014) [-]
laughing at autistic people is fun i guess.
User avatar #269636 - babybeel (05/31/2014) [-]
Food cravings during a diet. Or when you eat food without thinking and feel shitty.
When you don't have money to buy food to satisfy you're craving.
When there's no food at all in the house and you're starving and you slept through the day so you're up all night hungry.
People who say you have no right to feel hungry because "dyin afrikaaans"
User avatar #269639 to #269636 - rebornpooper (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't know how to tell you this, but you're pregnant.
#269641 to #269639 - babybeel (05/31/2014) [-]
So the era of the next messiah has finally arrived.
So the era of the next messiah has finally arrived.
#269672 to #269641 - aoeui (05/31/2014) [-]
Or you just got raped in your sleep.

It's actually pretty common, statistically.
User avatar #269676 to #269672 - babybeel (05/31/2014) [-]
My dog would attack anyone who managed to break in.
User avatar #269678 to #269676 - aoeui (05/31/2014) [-]
He probably brought a nice juicy steak
#269643 to #269641 - tvfreakuk (05/31/2014) [-]
Or the era of the Anti-Christ   
Time for a blood orgy!
Or the era of the Anti-Christ
Time for a blood orgy!
User avatar #269628 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
"If I fits, I sits". I don't know why, but I hate those types of images and the caption.
User avatar #269611 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
people that walk with their feet pointing outwards
User avatar #269644 to #269611 - cthumoo (05/31/2014) [-]
Pfft, I'm self concious of that and force myself to walk with them pointing forwards. Thanks for confirming my suspicions I guess.
User avatar #269616 to #269611 - aoeui (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't think they have any control over that
User avatar #269617 to #269616 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
they don't but it kinda bothers me

maybe because everyone I know that has that is annoying af
User avatar #269606 - subtard (05/31/2014) [-]
Those 'Farmers Only' dating site commercials holy fuck

Also I hate how my left hand occasionally touches my touchpad when i type and it moves the cursor to type in the middle of my sentence
User avatar #269646 to #269606 - rebornpooper (05/31/2014) [-]
You mean the ones where the animals "talk" about their lonely farmer?
User avatar #269667 to #269646 - subtard (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah. I don't know why they irritate me so much
#269704 to #269667 - rebornpooper (05/31/2014) [-]
Maybe she would have time to find a man...

...If all of the animals died.
User avatar #269609 to #269606 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Or disable it when you type.
User avatar #269608 to #269606 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Assuming you don't use an actual mouse, disable the touchpad.
User avatar #269618 to #269608 - averagewhitekid (05/31/2014) [-]
Assuming you do*
User avatar #269620 to #269618 - averagewhitekid (05/31/2014) [-]
its k
I know you've been busy with the forest
User avatar #269619 to #269618 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah that.
I'm tired.
User avatar #269649 to #269619 - averagewhitekid (05/31/2014) [-]
Wow apparently I am also tired, because I typed my response to myself
#269590 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
&gt;1 turn away from discovering Confucianism   
&gt;&quot;someone has discovered Confucianism in a distant land&quot;
>1 turn away from discovering Confucianism
>"someone has discovered Confucianism in a distant land"
User avatar #269719 to #269590 - yunogasaii (05/31/2014) [-]
Found a religion, name it Confucianism? Not 100% sure if that works.
#269592 to #269590 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
go post this on vgb this is hardly hate worthy
User avatar #269615 to #269592 - princessren (05/31/2014) [-]
ut vgb is filled with weabo fag8s
#269582 - teoyuppie (05/30/2014) [-]
Hey Gearboy, while you're here. Why don't you stop being such a narcissist and explain to me why you and chromii share the same IP? Pretty sketchy lol. But thanks to some user (who shall be anonymous), they've given me shots of her profile. I believe that's called proxy thumbing. I really like messing with you, ol' sport.
User avatar #269821 to #269582 - revengeforfreeze (05/31/2014) [-]
How the fuck did this whole gear boy thing even start?
User avatar #269988 to #269821 - atomschlumpf (05/31/2014) [-]
He was artist making OC a few years back and that's about everything the FJ community needs to start hating on someone
#269758 to #269582 - misanthrizzle (05/31/2014) [-]
It's funny because peanutbitter just made a post that got frontpage saying that pretty everyone has an alt they use to thumb themselves up like they aren't total faggots.  Right.
It's funny because peanutbitter just made a post that got frontpage saying that pretty everyone has an alt they use to thumb themselves up like they aren't total faggots. Right.
User avatar #269861 to #269758 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
He's a proxy fag then. Why doesn't Admin do something? Oh because these users get a lot of traffic.
#269720 to #269582 - teopotato (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'm just simple or something, but I'm not sure I get what's going on, I understand Gearboy has an alternate account, and he's using that to thumb himself higher, but I don't get why everyone here hates Gearboy, who is he, and what's he done so bad?

#269621 to #269582 - averagewhitekid (05/31/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie Yuppie
This shit is on par with the daily leon "I hate WH40K fans" posts
User avatar #269697 to #269621 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
What's warhammer and why do people hate it? I understand it's a game but. . .
User avatar #269717 to #269697 - averagewhitekid (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah basically game and books and shit.
Its an alright series, never got into it myself.
Most people like it
I think leon just has a grudge on it because they always spammin' their images, and pretending they are above other fandoms "just because", and one of the fandoms they frequently mess with is the bronies.
User avatar #269725 to #269717 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
They also act EXACTLY like them.
www.funnyjunk.com/Blood+for+the+blood+god/funny-gifs/5165315/119#119

Replace the warhammer pic with a pony pic and now we're back in 2011.
User avatar #269635 to #269621 - leonhardt (05/31/2014) [-]
Y'all won't be laughing when they're screaming at everyone in every comments section on every content insisting that they're not like ponyfags.
User avatar #269657 to #269635 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
. . .you sound awfully familiar. You sound like a ponyfag.
User avatar #269623 to #269621 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
It's gonna end. I promise you. I just do it for the lulz.
User avatar #269634 to #269623 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
teoyuppie confirmed for lulzforhiroshima
User avatar #269653 to #269634 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
WHAT AN HONOR!
#269625 to #269624 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Hahahaha that's a funny guf. Thumbed!
Hahahaha that's a funny guf. Thumbed!
#269627 to #269626 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
I could never resist a good yuppie picture. Thumbed again!
I could never resist a good yuppie picture. Thumbed again!
User avatar #269629 to #269627 - trixiepony (05/31/2014) [-]
Hilarious.
Take Trixie's thumb, you glorious bastard!
User avatar #269630 to #269629 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Yo want to be an official member of Team Teo and I'll stop pissing you off?
#269631 to #269630 - trixiepony (05/31/2014) [-]
Trixie thought she already made her membership apparent, but okay.
And you are not making Trixie mad.
User avatar #269602 to #269582 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
you should post this as content for the lulz
User avatar #269612 to #269602 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Nobody will give a shit.
User avatar #269613 to #269612 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
eeeeeeh you could get him banned for proxy thumbing
User avatar #269614 to #269613 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
I believe it's only proxy if he uses multiple accounts. If it's one than I can't be done. I would like to see it happen but Admin's a bitch and keeps popular users and OC makers for trafficking.
User avatar #269603 to #269602 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Maybe I will.
User avatar #269593 to #269582 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
How do you know they share the same IP though?
User avatar #269589 to #269582 - jadewest (05/31/2014) [-]
top kek
User avatar #269594 to #269588 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh, indeed. I'm still waiting for his friends to come here and thumb me down.
#269598 to #269594 - dinosaurdick (05/31/2014) [-]
You mean him and his alternate accounts
User avatar #269599 to #269598 - teoyuppie (05/31/2014) [-]
Possibly.
User avatar #269561 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I hate how often I find myself saying "dude".
User avatar #269723 to #269561 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
Pffffftmmmmkay, man.
#269714 to #269561 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
I say "dude" and "totally" a lot. But I'm in California, so that's normal I guess.
User avatar #269645 to #269561 - tvfreakuk (05/31/2014) [-]
I never actually seem to say dude, but I tend to type it a lot when I'm talking to people, without thinking
User avatar #269622 to #269561 - averagewhitekid (05/31/2014) [-]
I actually say dawg pretty often without thinking about it. It kinda scares me
User avatar #269637 to #269622 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
wow what a loser
#269591 to #269561 - saltyfries ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
i do it a lot irl and it never bothers me
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User avatar #269564 to #269561 - teoyuppie (05/30/2014) [-]
Girls that say "dude"
That's the worst.
User avatar #269562 to #269561 - thechosentroll (05/30/2014) [-]
I do the same with "bro". Don't even notice it most of the time.
User avatar #269567 to #269562 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I never bro because guys would say it every other word, and all us geeks, dorks, and dweebs would make fun of them for it. I and my high school friends only say "bro" when imitating stereotypical douchebags.
User avatar #269525 - azumeow (05/30/2014) [-]
I know this is posted FAR too much here, but my Facebook has recently been overtaken by bullshit feminism posts.

So I posted a rebuttal, and of course the token buttmad feminist got buttmad. Basically, she said the people IN CONTROL OF HOW THE CDC DEFINES RAPE and the people who changed, or prevented the change, of the laws of multiple nations, are not feminists.

My response was short and simple: "NO TRUE SCOTSMAN WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH AN ENGLISHMAN!"

And of course, the girlfriend tried to argue without even reading one word of the four articles I posted, and also got mad when I shut her down without hearing her whole argument. Because that's what she did to me. She doesn't seem to understand that when a group CONTROLS another group, that group is the dominant voice.
User avatar #269679 to #269525 - fishinyourface (05/31/2014) [-]
why is there feminist bullshit on your facebook feed? unfriend people maybe?
User avatar #269698 to #269679 - azumeow (05/31/2014) [-]
...but they're my friends. We sort of disagree on some stuff, but as people and friends I do like them.
User avatar #269701 to #269698 - fishinyourface (05/31/2014) [-]
unfollow them and you won't see their posts any more? or just block the posts from the shared images that are annoying?
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