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User avatar #323073 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Yo, fuck math. Hate this shit.
User avatar #323086 to #323073 - whatley ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Maths is written logic, I don't understand how people can dislike it without conceding they're illogical fucks.
User avatar #323093 to #323086 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Because I'm not good at it
User avatar #323094 to #323093 - whatley ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Step up then, practice that shit. Anyone can become incredible at maths, for some it's easy but anyone can do it for sure, I used to tutor in the summer for it. Like I said, it's just logic.
User avatar #323078 to #323073 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
Fuck math indeed, calc is so easy and boring
Now algebra on the other hand..................................................dot....................... .......
User avatar #323080 to #323078 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Fuck you James math is hard. Where doing trig now though and shits so easy. I'm like a trig god, finding side lengths and angles left and right.
User avatar #323081 to #323080 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
Yea, Trig is a part of calc for me. Calc is dumb, like ur mum
User avatar #323082 to #323081 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
My mom graduated from Yale bro, fuck you.
User avatar #323083 to #323082 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
legit? how'd you turn our so dumb then jk but tell your mom I'm proud of her
User avatar #323092 to #323083 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I do sports good! brain no happy
User avatar #323075 to #323073 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I also hate how you can barely make any money with History majors. Also that there's no WW2 history class in my school.
User avatar #323077 to #323075 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
And the grade 12 world history class just got closed down because of lack of students, so I can't take that next semester, which pisses me off.
#323067 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
>browsing free games on steam because poor, see something called toribash   
>basically a fighting game where you control every joint in your character, looks neat   
>not surprisingly has a ridiculous learning curve   
>playing online for the first time with other new people who can barely make their guy stand up   
>some fag comes in on an alt account, of course wrecks everyone   
"u guys r so fuking bad lol how can you suck this much"   
>this goes on for 10-15 minutes   
>I'm fighting him for the third time, actually get the advantage and am going to win for sure   
>he's pissed, spamming chat with butthurt   
>quits before the match is even over   
   
How is it possible to be that much of a cunt
>browsing free games on steam because poor, see something called toribash
>basically a fighting game where you control every joint in your character, looks neat
>not surprisingly has a ridiculous learning curve
>playing online for the first time with other new people who can barely make their guy stand up
>some fag comes in on an alt account, of course wrecks everyone
"u guys r so fuking bad lol how can you suck this much"
>this goes on for 10-15 minutes
>I'm fighting him for the third time, actually get the advantage and am going to win for sure
>he's pissed, spamming chat with butthurt
>quits before the match is even over

How is it possible to be that much of a cunt
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#323326 to #323067 - rebornpooper has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #323327 to #323326 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
You should look at the last word in the first line
User avatar #323328 to #323327 - rebornpooper (09/26/2014) [-]
AHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.
#323329 to #323328 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Sure thing
Sure thing
User avatar #323214 to #323067 - rokkarokkaali (09/26/2014) [-]
I bet he's just using the same moves that you learn in the tutorial. No one likes those kinds of people, they need to make their own series of movements, not ones already shown to you.
User avatar #323247 to #323214 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Well, not in the tutorial, but just canned moves in general. Like off youtube and shit
User avatar #323246 to #323214 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Very likely, but the fact that he was using an alt account to use them on white belts is still total bullshit.
User avatar #323158 to #323067 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
It's a F2P game.
User avatar #323159 to #323158 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
No excuse for being a cunt
User avatar #323071 to #323067 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Steam attracts the best and the worst my friend
User avatar #323098 to #323071 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Apparently so
User avatar #323066 - thirteenthdoctor (09/26/2014) [-]
"Race is a social construct"
"Gender is a social construct"
"Whatever the fuck I don't agree with is a social construct."
You know what else is a social construct? My boot up your ass, you whiny bitchmonster.
#323068 to #323066 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
if anything, saying "Gender is a social construct" is a social construct.
User avatar #323070 to #323068 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Defend that statement
#323058 - thirteenthdoctor (09/25/2014) [-]
I also hate weak chins.
User avatar #323076 to #323058 - aoeui (09/26/2014) [-]
jew, lol
User avatar #323065 to #323058 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
You should hang out with demonchain
User avatar #323069 to #323065 - demonchain ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks... I guess.
User avatar #323072 to #323069 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I like your eyes demonchain
User avatar #323089 to #323072 - demonchain ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Yes my eyes are quite blue. Easily one of my favorite features of me.
User avatar #323054 - thirteenthdoctor (09/25/2014) [-]
I hate people who think that deciding to read a book after the show has become popular makes you less than them. Okay, you heard about a book by chance before it became popular. If I like it after hearing about its show, I'm not a bandwagoner, I'm just reading a fucking book.
#323051 - tvfreakuk (09/25/2014) [-]
If I don't get any calls, everything's fine on my phone   
   
Yet always when my SIM card disconnects or I only have Emergency signal without me noticing for a while, I'll fix it and end up with 7 missed calls and a bunch of texts like "why you not answering your phone?"   
My mam is the worst offender of this, especially when I've explained to her countless times that my SIM card disconnects and that's why I sometimes can't answer; yet whenever she gets in touch "Why couldn't I phone you earlier?! It went straight to voicemail!"
If I don't get any calls, everything's fine on my phone

Yet always when my SIM card disconnects or I only have Emergency signal without me noticing for a while, I'll fix it and end up with 7 missed calls and a bunch of texts like "why you not answering your phone?"
My mam is the worst offender of this, especially when I've explained to her countless times that my SIM card disconnects and that's why I sometimes can't answer; yet whenever she gets in touch "Why couldn't I phone you earlier?! It went straight to voicemail!"
#323063 to #323051 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
yfw
yfw
User avatar #323045 - nefarian (09/25/2014) [-]
I hate how I can't do my homework without being under pressure. I've had like 2 weeks to write an article for tomorrow, and I started 2 hours ago.

Then I might feel too much pressure to actually do it if I lack ideas instead of brainstorming.
User avatar #323049 to #323045 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
tfw I can write a whole story in my head just based on one day that takes me like 10 minutes to come up with

makes french and english essays so easy
User avatar #323055 to #323049 - ferrettamer (09/25/2014) [-]
Cause stories are so hard
User avatar #323057 to #323055 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
based on a theme with restrictions and shit like that, some people have a lot of trouble with it
User avatar #323059 to #323057 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
Yea maybe french fucks
User avatar #323060 to #323059 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
lol

anyway my teachers have always said that I am a fantastic writer, especially in english

in french I even get higher grades than the french people so not bad :+)
User avatar #323061 to #323060 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
proud of you theo
User avatar #323052 to #323049 - nefarian (09/25/2014) [-]
English story essays are a breeze. But choosing what topic I'm writing about when it comes to articles is too much.
User avatar #323050 to #323049 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
idea* not day
#323025 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
ASMR Teacher Role Play: Introductions to Rhetoric
Holy shit, if you can make it all the way through this crap I'll give you some money.
User avatar #323101 to #323025 - ZenMacros ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
My boners have boners.
User avatar #323079 to #323025 - aoeui (09/26/2014) [-]
she's pr t
User avatar #323053 to #323025 - ecomp (09/25/2014) [-]
I came
User avatar #323048 to #323025 - jadewest (09/25/2014) [-]
what did I just watch
User avatar #323036 to #323025 - ferrettamer (09/25/2014) [-]
holy shit im so turned on
User avatar #323030 to #323025 - nefarian (09/25/2014) [-]
Have article to write for tomorrow. Shit can wait.
User avatar #323029 to #323025 - rokkarokkaali (09/25/2014) [-]
That's 40 minutes you little shit, I'm not gonna spend 40 minutes watching a video unless it's gameplay.
#323032 to #323029 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
no money for you.
User avatar #323035 to #323032 - rokkarokkaali (09/25/2014) [-]
gib monis
#323026 to #323025 - fistfireace (09/25/2014) [-]
...and the first comment I seen was "Oh god marry me! ;____;"
#323027 to #323026 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
there are many many more awkward comments and videos of the same sort of thing.    
   
It's simply bizarre and scary.
there are many many more awkward comments and videos of the same sort of thing.

It's simply bizarre and scary.
User avatar #323028 to #323027 - fistfireace (09/25/2014) [-]
I figured, I just didn't want to scroll down and take a look. And you're not wrong about that.
#323031 to #323028 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
I could barely get past the first 5 seconds. do people talk to their screens while "participating"?
User avatar #323034 to #323031 - fistfireace (09/25/2014) [-]
Same here. For one, she was too fucking quiet; secondly, the video was stupid. I'm not sure, but I hope not.
User avatar #323041 to #323039 - fistfireace (09/25/2014) [-]
>I'll give you my business card.
Over the Internet? Well, shit, I didn't know we had the technology to hand stuff to other people through the Internet.

>I just keep it in my wallet.
Uh, I think that's where it's supposed to go.

..and I'm stopping right there. That 57 seconds was fucking retarded.
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#323021 - finblob has deleted their comment [-]
#323020 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
"no thank you, I do not want your free offer"
"It's free though..."
"I don't want it"
"but.... free"

I hate it when people are trying to give me free stuff that I just don't want but when I tell other people about it they say I'm dumb to not take it. I don't want the offer, what's wrong with that?
#323087 to #323020 - epicscorpion ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Nothing makes me want something less than the word "free".
User avatar #323033 to #323020 - tvfreakuk (09/25/2014) [-]
Out shopping with my mam, get a big bottle of coke
Cashier: "If you buy this Coca Cola bottle you can get another for just 50p extra"
Me: "No thanks, I only want this one."
Cashier: "But... It's only 50p."
Mam: "Are you stupid?! It's only an extra 50p! You should get it for yourself!"
Me: "I just don't want to spend the extra money and what I've got here is enough."
Mam: "As if you don't take up an offer like that!"
I didn't get it, and my mam moaned at how stupid it was for me to not take the offer
User avatar #323046 to #323033 - geothermal (09/25/2014) [-]
I went to a gas station to get an oatmeal cookie sandwich thingy
"Oh these are buy one get one free!"
Oh no thanks, i just want the one
"But you can get another one for free"
Well i only need the one
"Well you can give the other to a friend"
Well you can shove one up your ass
Ive already made my decision, im not getting a second one
"Ok" *incredibly flat faced look*
User avatar #323088 to #323046 - fishinyourface (09/26/2014) [-]
Customers come up to my cash register with only one item
item is on buy one get one
ask them if they want the free one
they say no
continue with transaction as per normal. how fucking hard is that to do for some workers?
#323037 to #323033 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
I went to buy a chocolate bar, it's one of those large ones and it was for a friend as a gift.
I go to cashier
she says it's a buy on get one free.
tell her I only want one
"but you get a free one..."
"No thank you, I'm good with this"
"are you sure?"
I just shook my head and handed her my money.

golly gosh woman, if customer says no, you leave it at that.
#323044 to #323037 - finblob (09/25/2014) [-]
"golly gosh"
#323003 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
Some people may be taking this a little too seriously.
#322996 - jubbehhh (09/25/2014) [-]
konradkurze thumbs down all my comments for no reason
User avatar #322999 to #322996 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
you trolled you get red thumbs
live with it kid
User avatar #323116 to #322999 - thesoulless (09/26/2014) [-]
top kek

I don't think trolling means what you think it means
User avatar #323016 to #322999 - misticalz ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #323000 to #322999 - jubbehhh (09/25/2014) [-]
Oh please, do tell how I trolled.
User avatar #323001 to #323000 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
cant remember i dont keep a track of how each troll does their thing, i just redthumb and move on so i dont carry baggage
User avatar #323002 to #323001 - jubbehhh (09/25/2014) [-]
I'd say you're carrying a mountain of baggage by hating people who you don't even know did anything wrong.
User avatar #323004 to #323002 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
dude
seriously

you trolls, i redthumbed, difference is I moved on...youre the one with baggage if you have to rage at a few red thumbs
User avatar #323005 to #323004 - jubbehhh (09/25/2014) [-]
I don't think you moved on at all if you're insistent on crying over something that a guy on the internet said. You're beginning to sound like a really sad kind of guy
User avatar #323006 to #323005 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
10/10 troll

you cry about red thumbs and point it at me

#323007 to #323006 - jubbehhh (09/25/2014) [-]
I probably point it at you, because you've been thumbing down anything I post. 10/10 would react to neckbeard troll again
User avatar #323010 to #323007 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
no it just means you redthumbed more than once so you get as many redthumbs back

cry harder kid, come water my lawn
User avatar #323014 to #323010 - jubbehhh (09/25/2014) [-]
Why you gotta call others a kid, when you're the one sitting in your basement crying over a website?
User avatar #323127 to #323014 - konradkurze (09/26/2014) [-]
see its ad hominem like that which proves i could roll your age on a single

you stir up shit, cry when others hate you, then go on a campaign of bitching about how "youre such a victim"
good little sjw
#323011 to #323010 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
Oh, so you're an insecure troll. Thanks for the notice, will Hide All now.
#323012 to #323011 - konradkurze (09/25/2014) [-]
an anon calling ME a troll   
   
kek
an anon calling ME a troll

kek
User avatar #323047 to #323012 - geothermal (09/25/2014) [-]
Are you like fucking 10? I mean, we all did stupid shit like this when we were ages 8-15 on the internet, but shit man...
#323124 to #323047 - konradkurze (09/26/2014) [-]
implying you ever stopped doing stupid shit
User avatar #322993 - drastronomy (09/25/2014) [-]
How people claim "only whites can be racist"

it is fucking disgusting when some fucking nigger says "black power" in class, and no one cares. If someone says "lol i like being white" then full hell is released.

I swear, shit like this is going to turn me into a racist old man
User avatar #323084 to #322993 - aoeui (09/26/2014) [-]
nobody cares when he says black power because everyone knows black power is a joke lol
User avatar #323184 to #323084 - drastronomy (09/26/2014) [-]
no he might summon his watermelon chariot, powered by chickens
#323013 to #322993 - masterboll (09/25/2014) [-]
>encounters mild black people racism
>responds with hate-filled white people racism

its faggots like you why black people are being allowed to balance out the racism going on
User avatar #323038 to #323013 - drastronomy (09/25/2014) [-]
There is a difference between racism and prejudice. Racism implies public action or speech. Prejudice is internal. They are racists, which makes me become prejudiced
User avatar #323056 to #323038 - iamthepapercut (09/25/2014) [-]
That's just wrong by definition. Racism is a type of prejudice. If you just hate all people with brown skin for no reason, even if you never say anything about it, you're still racist.
#323042 to #323038 - masterboll (09/25/2014) [-]
racist public action or speech refers to discrimination, which is a type of racism focused on actions

internal prejudice is another type of racism, which is a type of racism focused on beliefs

i know this is the internet and you can be as much of a racist faggot as you want without any consequence, but the type of racism youre showing is the type which eventually leads to the discriminatory racism which youre describing as "racism"
#323019 to #323013 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
>encounters ignorant black people racism
>responds with reasonable assumption that they are racist cunts
#323040 to #323019 - masterboll (09/25/2014) [-]
>responds with reasonable assumption that they are racist cunts
>reasonable assumption
>reasonable

>it is fucking disgusting when some fucking nigger says...
>I swear, shit like this is going to turn me into a racist old man
User avatar #322995 to #322993 - jubbehhh (09/25/2014) [-]
Better to be racist by society's racist standards than be an illogical sheep.
User avatar #322997 to #322995 - drastronomy (09/25/2014) [-]
i agree.
User avatar #322987 - majormayor ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I don't know why, but I hate terms with the word porn in them e.g. foodporn and Squidward torture porn.
#323015 to #322987 - masterboll (09/25/2014) [-]
the one that made me cringe the most was a pin-headed goliath on one of those "hooligan and proud" documentaries referring to violent videos on youtube as "hooligan porn"
the one that made me cringe the most was a pin-headed goliath on one of those "hooligan and proud" documentaries referring to violent videos on youtube as "hooligan porn"
User avatar #322983 - volero ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Once your neck disappears, it's probably time to stop working out 7 hours a day.
User avatar #322985 to #322983 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Nah, no neck is a badge of honor.
User avatar #323008 to #322985 - jubbehhh (09/25/2014) [-]
mmmbrdgeofhunurr
My attempt at mimicking someone with no neck
User avatar #323009 to #323008 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm a weak little faggot whose neck looks like a pencil

-everyone with a neck
#322978 - babybeel (09/25/2014) [-]
This morning I went to the university gym and I go to use one of the machines. The cleaner stares at me, clearly walking toward the machine, then splots water and soap all over the seat I was going to use. Doesnt even dry it like the others, just leaves it wet. The fuck did I do?

I also already find the asians in the city rude as fuck, but when they want to use a machine they will stand RIGHT fucking next to you and watch you while waiting for you to get off. Fuck off and do something else, jesus. I feel so self conscious and creeped out.
User avatar #322986 to #322978 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
>using a machine

pls never enter a gym again
User avatar #322988 to #322986 - babybeel (09/25/2014) [-]
Then what are they called?
User avatar #322989 to #322988 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
wut, they're called machines?
User avatar #322990 to #322989 - babybeel (09/25/2014) [-]
Then why shouldnt I enter a gym again?
User avatar #322991 to #322990 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Because machines belong in the trash
User avatar #322992 to #322991 - babybeel (09/25/2014) [-]
If I had the money to buy the shit myself I would.
User avatar #322998 to #322992 - bladeboy ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm joking most machines are good. Except the smith.
User avatar #322981 to #322978 - finblob (09/25/2014) [-]
Are you sure they stared at you and didn't just squint?
User avatar #322980 to #322978 - volero ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Stare at them as they stare at you. Prove your dominance.
User avatar #322979 to #322978 - aoeui (09/25/2014) [-]
they're admiring your big white cock at work
#322967 - fishinyourface (09/25/2014) [-]
"My neighbor just gave my kid a bike helmet! Faith in humanity restored!"
"My neighbor just gave my kid a bike helmet! Faith in humanity restored!"

User avatar #323017 to #322967 - masterboll (09/25/2014) [-]
every bit of altruism should be celebrated, you autistic cunt
User avatar #322972 to #322967 - aoeui (09/25/2014) [-]
the ride never ends, when you ride with subhumanity
#322966 - tvfreakuk (09/25/2014) [-]
I've been invited to a birthday in 2 days time   
I tried getting him a present (South Park: Imaginationland The Movie) but it's maybe going to be a day late   
   
I guess it'll be fine because I can maybe have it myself, but I'm just a little pissed that I don't have a little more time for getting him a present - he's a sorta new friend who I don't know much about, but I know he likes South Park so it was the only thing I could think of
I've been invited to a birthday in 2 days time
I tried getting him a present (South Park: Imaginationland The Movie) but it's maybe going to be a day late

I guess it'll be fine because I can maybe have it myself, but I'm just a little pissed that I don't have a little more time for getting him a present - he's a sorta new friend who I don't know much about, but I know he likes South Park so it was the only thing I could think of
User avatar #322968 to #322966 - fishinyourface (09/25/2014) [-]
gift cards
User avatar #322970 to #322968 - tvfreakuk (09/25/2014) [-]
Eh, it's practical but kind of impersonal...
User avatar #322971 to #322970 - fishinyourface (09/25/2014) [-]
well, you said he's sorta new. are you actual friends? or just still acquaintances?
User avatar #322973 to #322971 - tvfreakuk (09/25/2014) [-]
We're friends - we talk a lot at uni, and we're working on our dissertation together, but I'm just not very good at gift giving when it comes to remembering a hobby or interest of theirs they like that I can give them a physical item of
I know loads of films, TV shows, books, and games he likes; but a lot of stuff he owns already
User avatar #322975 to #322973 - fishinyourface (09/25/2014) [-]
that's a tough call. maybe some sort of practical merchandise from a show, book, or game that he likes? for example, a tardis lamp? I'm using this as an example because I saw one today, but I'm sure you have stores that sell merchandise like that
User avatar #322976 to #322975 - tvfreakuk (09/25/2014) [-]
I'll try looking for something around town, I guess
There's also running the risk of being the only one getting him a present, which would be awkward - but then it would also be awkward being the only one who didn't get him anything
User avatar #322977 to #322976 - fishinyourface (09/25/2014) [-]
just get him a present. there's nothing wrong with giving gifts, it's always pleasant. if no one else got him anything then that's their problem. better safe than sorry.
#322965 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
write "DO NOT MOVE" on something that I was using.
somebody asks "can I move this?"
User avatar #322969 to #322965 - fishinyourface (09/25/2014) [-]
working in retail has taught me that the literacy rate in a country is much worse than they think it is...
#322958 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
korra is shit tier, fuck that kiddie dumblr shit
#322994 to #322958 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
I really can't see the attraction to it.
I guess it's just like all the autistic peeps who watch MLP and claim it has good storyline and character development, when really it's a show created for little girls.
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