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User avatar #323129 - leonhardt (09/26/2014) [-]
>User posts stupid fucking pun with no reaction image
>Thumbed down to hell

>User posts stupid fucking pun with picture of Carlos from The Magic School Bus
>"HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDD" +9892 thumbs

Fucktards. Every one of em.
User avatar #323330 to #323129 - rebornpooper (09/26/2014) [-]
With Carlos, the pun is known intentionally by the poster to be corny. No such attitude can be claimed without the reaction pic.

Not disagreeing that it's stupid, just saying that there's a reason for it.
#323121 - mudkipzFTW ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I hate people that stand in front of a doorway waiting for it to clear before they go in instead of just trying to weasel their way in
User avatar #323150 to #323121 - fishinyourface ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
it's called manners, maybe you would like to try those at some point in your life.
#323348 to #323150 - mudkipzFTW ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
There's a difference between having manners and holding up people behind you that have places to be. It's like when you're in traffic. It's fine if you let one guy in, but if you just sit there and let the whole other line go it's pretty infuriating.
User avatar #323130 to #323121 - masterboll (09/26/2014) [-]
not everyone is a mobile, anorexic pig like you are

real men prefer meat on the bones
#323131 to #323130 - mudkipzFTW ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
that's even fucking worse because they can just be like getouttheway.mp 3 and instead fucking stand there
User avatar #323120 - thesoulless ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I love that konradkurze is now sufficiently butthurt that he's thumbing down my comments, too.
#323125 to #323120 - mudkipzFTW ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I got your back m8
User avatar #323122 to #323120 - konradkurze (09/26/2014) [-]
right, so its okay if you do it but not okay if others do it to you

thanks hypocrite
User avatar #323123 to #323122 - thesoulless ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down because you were being a moron. What you're doing is just petty.
User avatar #323126 to #323123 - konradkurze (09/26/2014) [-]
and thats your opinion....the fact you come to FJ to troll and bitch kinda proves to to be the less intelligent
#323107 - lulzfornigeriagirl (09/26/2014) [-]
Rape in Europe has risen in correlation to more Muslims coming in
Sweden 2nd biggest rape country of the world, no correlation.
Yep, because Muslims are really cool with women and their rape gangs don't exist.
Fucking stupid libewals man, hate those types.
User avatar #323166 to #323107 - damandan (09/26/2014) [-]
Doesnt help that Sweeden has hot woman
#323117 to #323107 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
>Only 4% of world population.
I never thought maths could be so funny.
User avatar #323154 to #323117 - lulzfornigeriagirl (09/26/2014) [-]
ehh thats not the important part
User avatar #323212 to #323154 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh, the other bits were equally retarded and hilarious. Don't you worry your head about that.
User avatar #323245 to #323212 - lulzfornigeriagirl (09/26/2014) [-]
"Defend Our Diversity" Really?
Fucking libewals
User avatar #323103 - skulli (09/26/2014) [-]
Why does everybody suddenly hate moot? I think I'm missing something really important on the internet
User avatar #323108 to #323103 - thesoulless ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
The fucker is literally in bed with the SJWs, so 4chan is more or less dead.
User avatar #323149 to #323108 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
How do we even know that

I mean I've heard it everywhere but haven't heard anything about how we know
User avatar #323203 to #323149 - jadewest (09/26/2014) [-]
4 chan mods from what I've seen went full SJW recently, moot isn't trying to stop it and apparently the new group he hangs out with are all SJW's
User avatar #323105 to #323103 - dalokan (09/26/2014) [-]
For being a hypocrite, mostly
#323102 - captainwow (09/26/2014) [-]
I fucking hate shoes.
User avatar #323113 to #323102 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I wear steel toe boots a lot.
User avatar #323128 to #323113 - leonhardt (09/26/2014) [-]
I wear steel toe and steel sole shoes.

It's like, a shin guard away from being Armor
User avatar #323179 to #323128 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Why.
User avatar #323181 to #323179 - leonhardt (09/26/2014) [-]
Used to work in a warehouse where we manufactured wake wood.

Steel toes were mandatory, but I went the extra mile.
User avatar #323143 to #323128 - fargfive (09/26/2014) [-]
Wait, steel sole shoes exist? Are they comfortable?
User avatar #323152 to #323143 - leonhardt (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah. They have a regular sole on top of the steel plate
User avatar #323259 to #323152 - fargfive (09/26/2014) [-]
Neat.
#323099 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
Never let anyone cook unless they have proven they know how to cook. Jesus Fucking Christ, how do you even fuck up rice?
User avatar #323237 to #323099 - averagewhitekid (09/26/2014) [-]
That's exactly how I feel with these Monday night dinners I have with my group of friends.
I try and make 100% sure that the person cooking that week actually knows what they are cooking and how they are cooking it, otherwise it a big negative.
User avatar #323197 to #323099 - tvfreakuk (09/26/2014) [-]
A couple of months ago my brother really wanted my mam to start having my mam make him rice and chicken for his packed lunch (he's trying to eat healthy and stuff)

Me: What type of rice do you want?
Brother: Just get me some rice, any kind.
*Go to shop with mam*
Me: Here's some basmati rice, he can have that
Mam: But are you sure this is the right rice?
Me: I get this all the time at uni, it's nice - and he said any kind.
Mam: Well... Alright, but if it's the wrong one it's your fault.
*Go home after shopping, with rice, among other things*
Brother: What the hell is this? I wanted that microwavable packet sort of stuff, not this...
Mam: See! I told you it was the wrong one!
Me: Well you should've said that - I thought you wanted general rice!
After a few more seconds of arguing
Brother: Alright, so how do you cook it then?

All seriousness, neither my mam or my brother know how to make rice... How the fuck do you manage that? It's the most basic fucking thing to make, other than toast or some shit

And because I know how to cook stuff and I sort of enjoy cooking, whereas my brother my brother always manages to fuck something up (honestly, he can't even turn the oven knobs without taking them out of their socket and he's like "wat i do?") - my brother keeps going on at me about how I should've went into a career as a chef or something, rather than film making.
I mean, yeah I enjoy cooking; but no way can I handle the fast pace and pressure of a restaurant kitchen - I couldn't even cook stuff in cooking class in the timescale we were given.
User avatar #323198 to #323197 - tvfreakuk (09/26/2014) [-]
wanted my mam to start having my mam make him rice making him rice
#323091 - fishinyourface ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
my mom insists she's not racist, but she says some of the most generalized and racists fucking things. She says she's fine with muslims, but yet she's always criticizing their clothes whenever she sees one in those ninja looking dresses that I don't know the name of. and I've told her I have a muslim friend who isn't even completely into the religion, and she says she doesn't want her over at the house...but yet she's not racist.....I swear, she doesn't even hear herself fucking talk
my mom insists she's not racist, but she says some of the most generalized and racists fucking things. She says she's fine with muslims, but yet she's always criticizing their clothes whenever she sees one in those ninja looking dresses that I don't know the name of. and I've told her I have a muslim friend who isn't even completely into the religion, and she says she doesn't want her over at the house...but yet she's not racist.....I swear, she doesn't even hear herself fucking talk
User avatar #323109 to #323091 - lulzfornigeriagirl (09/26/2014) [-]
And this is a bad thing? Your mom mocking disugstingly sexist dresswear? Are you this blind and sprinkled in culture candy?
User avatar #323110 to #323109 - lulzfornigeriagirl (09/26/2014) [-]
*disgustingly
User avatar #323104 to #323091 - awesomerninjathing (09/26/2014) [-]
there are many types of arabic dresses, the one you probably see is the hijab, as it's just the scarf around the head

a niqab is somewhat common as well depending on where you live, it's the same thing yet covers the mouth

the most extreme one that I'm almost certain is only seen in actual arab countries is a burka, which covers the eyes with a metal grate
User avatar #323106 to #323104 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
Go back to Muslimia you muslim lover.
User avatar #323100 to #323091 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
hating someone for their religion != racism
ppppppppllllleeeeeebbbbbbbbbbbbb
User avatar #323145 to #323100 - fishinyourface ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
does when you assume everyone of arabic descent is muslim and you treat them the same way
User avatar #323095 to #323091 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
I don't know why a woman would voluntarily submit herself to muslim doctrine. Or any of the newer monotheistic religions for that matter.
User avatar #323111 to #323095 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Maybe theres some amazing secret only Muslim women know that makes it all worthwhile.
User avatar #323112 to #323111 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
As in, Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good, now?
User avatar #323114 to #323112 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
That better not be a song lyric
#323115 to #323114 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
What'cha gon' do 'bout it, faggot?
User avatar #323118 to #323115 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
adunsaveme
ban this person
User avatar #323096 to #323095 - fishinyourface ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I don't either, but I also don't believe it's grounds to judge every single one of them for stupid shit like ISIS
User avatar #323097 to #323096 - thebestpieever (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, fair enough. One should never succumb to the man covered in shit phenomenon.
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User avatar #323073 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
Yo, fuck math. Hate this shit.
User avatar #323086 to #323073 - whatley (09/26/2014) [-]
Maths is written logic, I don't understand how people can dislike it without conceding they're illogical fucks.
User avatar #323093 to #323086 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
Because I'm not good at it
User avatar #323094 to #323093 - whatley (09/26/2014) [-]
Step up then, practice that shit. Anyone can become incredible at maths, for some it's easy but anyone can do it for sure, I used to tutor in the summer for it. Like I said, it's just logic.
User avatar #323078 to #323073 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
Fuck math indeed, calc is so easy and boring
Now algebra on the other hand..................................................dot....................... .......
User avatar #323080 to #323078 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
Fuck you James math is hard. Where doing trig now though and shits so easy. I'm like a trig god, finding side lengths and angles left and right.
User avatar #323081 to #323080 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
Yea, Trig is a part of calc for me. Calc is dumb, like ur mum
User avatar #323082 to #323081 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
My mom graduated from Yale bro, fuck you.
User avatar #323083 to #323082 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
legit? how'd you turn our so dumb then jk but tell your mom I'm proud of her
User avatar #323092 to #323083 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
I do sports good! brain no happy
User avatar #323075 to #323073 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
I also hate how you can barely make any money with History majors. Also that there's no WW2 history class in my school.
User avatar #323077 to #323075 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
And the grade 12 world history class just got closed down because of lack of students, so I can't take that next semester, which pisses me off.
#323067 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
>browsing free games on steam because poor, see something called toribash   
>basically a fighting game where you control every joint in your character, looks neat   
>not surprisingly has a ridiculous learning curve   
>playing online for the first time with other new people who can barely make their guy stand up   
>some fag comes in on an alt account, of course wrecks everyone   
"u guys r so fuking bad lol how can you suck this much"   
>this goes on for 10-15 minutes   
>I'm fighting him for the third time, actually get the advantage and am going to win for sure   
>he's pissed, spamming chat with butthurt   
>quits before the match is even over   
   
How is it possible to be that much of a cunt
>browsing free games on steam because poor, see something called toribash
>basically a fighting game where you control every joint in your character, looks neat
>not surprisingly has a ridiculous learning curve
>playing online for the first time with other new people who can barely make their guy stand up
>some fag comes in on an alt account, of course wrecks everyone
"u guys r so fuking bad lol how can you suck this much"
>this goes on for 10-15 minutes
>I'm fighting him for the third time, actually get the advantage and am going to win for sure
>he's pissed, spamming chat with butthurt
>quits before the match is even over

How is it possible to be that much of a cunt
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User avatar #323327 to #323326 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
You should look at the last word in the first line
User avatar #323328 to #323327 - rebornpooper (09/26/2014) [-]
AHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.
#323329 to #323328 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Sure thing
Sure thing
User avatar #323214 to #323067 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I bet he's just using the same moves that you learn in the tutorial. No one likes those kinds of people, they need to make their own series of movements, not ones already shown to you.
User avatar #323247 to #323214 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Well, not in the tutorial, but just canned moves in general. Like off youtube and shit
User avatar #323246 to #323214 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Very likely, but the fact that he was using an alt account to use them on white belts is still total bullshit.
User avatar #323158 to #323067 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
It's a F2P game.
User avatar #323159 to #323158 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
No excuse for being a cunt
User avatar #323071 to #323067 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
Steam attracts the best and the worst my friend
User avatar #323098 to #323071 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Apparently so
User avatar #323066 - thirteenthdoctor (09/26/2014) [-]
"Race is a social construct"
"Gender is a social construct"
"Whatever the fuck I don't agree with is a social construct."
You know what else is a social construct? My boot up your ass, you whiny bitchmonster.
#323068 to #323066 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
if anything, saying "Gender is a social construct" is a social construct.
User avatar #323070 to #323068 - iamthepapercut (09/26/2014) [-]
Defend that statement
#323058 - thirteenthdoctor (09/25/2014) [-]
I also hate weak chins.
User avatar #323076 to #323058 - aoeui (09/26/2014) [-]
jew, lol
User avatar #323065 to #323058 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
You should hang out with demonchain
User avatar #323069 to #323065 - demonchain ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks... I guess.
User avatar #323072 to #323069 - bladeboy (09/26/2014) [-]
I like your eyes demonchain
User avatar #323089 to #323072 - demonchain ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Yes my eyes are quite blue. Easily one of my favorite features of me.
User avatar #323054 - thirteenthdoctor (09/25/2014) [-]
I hate people who think that deciding to read a book after the show has become popular makes you less than them. Okay, you heard about a book by chance before it became popular. If I like it after hearing about its show, I'm not a bandwagoner, I'm just reading a fucking book.
#323051 - tvfreakuk (09/25/2014) [-]
If I don't get any calls, everything's fine on my phone   
   
Yet always when my SIM card disconnects or I only have Emergency signal without me noticing for a while, I'll fix it and end up with 7 missed calls and a bunch of texts like "why you not answering your phone?"   
My mam is the worst offender of this, especially when I've explained to her countless times that my SIM card disconnects and that's why I sometimes can't answer; yet whenever she gets in touch "Why couldn't I phone you earlier?! It went straight to voicemail!"
If I don't get any calls, everything's fine on my phone

Yet always when my SIM card disconnects or I only have Emergency signal without me noticing for a while, I'll fix it and end up with 7 missed calls and a bunch of texts like "why you not answering your phone?"
My mam is the worst offender of this, especially when I've explained to her countless times that my SIM card disconnects and that's why I sometimes can't answer; yet whenever she gets in touch "Why couldn't I phone you earlier?! It went straight to voicemail!"
#323063 to #323051 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
yfw
yfw
User avatar #323045 - nefarian ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I hate how I can't do my homework without being under pressure. I've had like 2 weeks to write an article for tomorrow, and I started 2 hours ago.

Then I might feel too much pressure to actually do it if I lack ideas instead of brainstorming.
User avatar #323049 to #323045 - awesomerninjathing (09/25/2014) [-]
tfw I can write a whole story in my head just based on one day that takes me like 10 minutes to come up with

makes french and english essays so easy
User avatar #323055 to #323049 - ferrettamer (09/25/2014) [-]
Cause stories are so hard
User avatar #323057 to #323055 - awesomerninjathing (09/25/2014) [-]
based on a theme with restrictions and shit like that, some people have a lot of trouble with it
User avatar #323059 to #323057 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
Yea maybe french fucks
User avatar #323060 to #323059 - awesomerninjathing (09/26/2014) [-]
lol

anyway my teachers have always said that I am a fantastic writer, especially in english

in french I even get higher grades than the french people so not bad :+)
User avatar #323061 to #323060 - ferrettamer (09/26/2014) [-]
proud of you theo
User avatar #323052 to #323049 - nefarian ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
English story essays are a breeze. But choosing what topic I'm writing about when it comes to articles is too much.
User avatar #323050 to #323049 - awesomerninjathing (09/25/2014) [-]
idea* not day
#323025 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
ASMR Teacher Role Play: Introductions to Rhetoric
Holy shit, if you can make it all the way through this crap I'll give you some money.
User avatar #323101 to #323025 - ZenMacros (09/26/2014) [-]
My boners have boners.
User avatar #323079 to #323025 - aoeui (09/26/2014) [-]
she's pr t
User avatar #323053 to #323025 - ecomp (09/25/2014) [-]
I came
User avatar #323048 to #323025 - jadewest (09/25/2014) [-]
what did I just watch
User avatar #323036 to #323025 - ferrettamer (09/25/2014) [-]
holy shit im so turned on
User avatar #323030 to #323025 - nefarian ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Have article to write for tomorrow. Shit can wait.
User avatar #323029 to #323025 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
That's 40 minutes you little shit, I'm not gonna spend 40 minutes watching a video unless it's gameplay.
#323032 to #323029 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
no money for you.
User avatar #323035 to #323032 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
gib monis
#323026 to #323025 - fistfireace (09/25/2014) [-]
...and the first comment I seen was "Oh god marry me! ;____;"
#323027 to #323026 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
there are many many more awkward comments and videos of the same sort of thing.    
   
It's simply bizarre and scary.
there are many many more awkward comments and videos of the same sort of thing.

It's simply bizarre and scary.
User avatar #323028 to #323027 - fistfireace (09/25/2014) [-]
I figured, I just didn't want to scroll down and take a look. And you're not wrong about that.
#323031 to #323028 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
I could barely get past the first 5 seconds. do people talk to their screens while "participating"?
User avatar #323034 to #323031 - fistfireace (09/25/2014) [-]
Same here. For one, she was too fucking quiet; secondly, the video was stupid. I'm not sure, but I hope not.
User avatar #323041 to #323039 - fistfireace (09/25/2014) [-]
>I'll give you my business card.
Over the Internet? Well, shit, I didn't know we had the technology to hand stuff to other people through the Internet.

>I just keep it in my wallet.
Uh, I think that's where it's supposed to go.

..and I'm stopping right there. That 57 seconds was fucking retarded.
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#323020 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
"no thank you, I do not want your free offer"
"It's free though..."
"I don't want it"
"but.... free"

I hate it when people are trying to give me free stuff that I just don't want but when I tell other people about it they say I'm dumb to not take it. I don't want the offer, what's wrong with that?
#323087 to #323020 - epicscorpion (09/26/2014) [-]
Nothing makes me want something less than the word "free".
User avatar #323033 to #323020 - tvfreakuk (09/25/2014) [-]
Out shopping with my mam, get a big bottle of coke
Cashier: "If you buy this Coca Cola bottle you can get another for just 50p extra"
Me: "No thanks, I only want this one."
Cashier: "But... It's only 50p."
Mam: "Are you stupid?! It's only an extra 50p! You should get it for yourself!"
Me: "I just don't want to spend the extra money and what I've got here is enough."
Mam: "As if you don't take up an offer like that!"
I didn't get it, and my mam moaned at how stupid it was for me to not take the offer
User avatar #323046 to #323033 - geothermal ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I went to a gas station to get an oatmeal cookie sandwich thingy
"Oh these are buy one get one free!"
Oh no thanks, i just want the one
"But you can get another one for free"
Well i only need the one
"Well you can give the other to a friend"
Well you can shove one up your ass
Ive already made my decision, im not getting a second one
"Ok" *incredibly flat faced look*
User avatar #323088 to #323046 - fishinyourface ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Customers come up to my cash register with only one item
item is on buy one get one
ask them if they want the free one
they say no
continue with transaction as per normal. how fucking hard is that to do for some workers?
#323037 to #323033 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
I went to buy a chocolate bar, it's one of those large ones and it was for a friend as a gift.
I go to cashier
she says it's a buy on get one free.
tell her I only want one
"but you get a free one..."
"No thank you, I'm good with this"
"are you sure?"
I just shook my head and handed her my money.

golly gosh woman, if customer says no, you leave it at that.
#323044 to #323037 - finblob (09/25/2014) [-]
"golly gosh"
#323003 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
Some people may be taking this a little too seriously.
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