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Comments(52466):
#37004
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Rei (03/22/2013) [-] I'm sorry girls, taking a picture of your vagina and putting a black & white filter on it doesn't count as "art". Get off Deviant Art already.
/rant
/rant
#36993
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N. Korean citizen (03/22/2013) [-]
I hate how addy just gave phanact his account back.
(He got hacked, and his account was deleted.)
Had it happened to anyone else they'd be fucked.
But no, he only gets it back because he's popular.
Didn't even lose his thumbs or ranks or anything.
(He got hacked, and his account was deleted.)
Had it happened to anyone else they'd be fucked.
But no, he only gets it back because he's popular.
Didn't even lose his thumbs or ranks or anything.
#37009 to #37002
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akkere (03/22/2013) [-] Try going to Contact Us and maybe even Report Bugs section
www.funnyjunk.com/contact/
www.funnyjunk.com/report_bugs/
www.funnyjunk.com/contact/
www.funnyjunk.com/report_bugs/
#36988
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miskwaamiikana (03/22/2013) [-] I hate how people see something that Science can't explain in dumbed-down language, and claim it as absolute proof for God and the Bible.
#36981
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DamnJackieChan (03/22/2013) [-] I hate when people are like "omg i hate america, everyone else in the world thinks we're dicks and our economy sucks... I wish I could just move to Niggersville, England." It's like, ok. Do that. See how much you like it. If you won't move than stfu.
#37158 to #36981
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nevergetsdubs (03/23/2013) [-] I'll be the first to tell you America sucks,but having a federal job in America is worth all of the suck
Also the fact that you can date a black girl, hispanic girl, asian girl, indian girl, and a white girl, all in the same 3 blocks
Also the fact that you can date a black girl, hispanic girl, asian girl, indian girl, and a white girl, all in the same 3 blocks
#36983 to #36968
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gggman (03/22/2013) [-] Aerosmith WAS okay, now they're total sellouts playing pop shit with Steven Tyler's voice being auto-tuned to sound good again. Not that it was to great to start. When they first started they were a decent band though, and the guitarist is talented, but they don't let him do much. All this is like Def Lepperd. Their first album was good, but now they're pop to.
#36967
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misticalz ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-] I fucking hate how people want to stop school shootings, but it's the media's fault that it keeps happening (No, I'm not gonna go on this hippie rant.)
But every time a shootings happens, boom, the media is there to GLORIFY the criminals, as in talk about them, repeat their name, describe them, describe how many people were affected, etc.
Gee, don't you think a kid who has never had much attention in his/her life would want attention for once? Too stop being taken like a joke? Yeah, you bet they do, so they see the media blowing up the story, and then they think "Damn, I wanna be famous"
So they go out and kill some people at their school, then there they are, The center of attention in America.
Video related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezlFNTGWv4
But every time a shootings happens, boom, the media is there to GLORIFY the criminals, as in talk about them, repeat their name, describe them, describe how many people were affected, etc.
Gee, don't you think a kid who has never had much attention in his/her life would want attention for once? Too stop being taken like a joke? Yeah, you bet they do, so they see the media blowing up the story, and then they think "Damn, I wanna be famous"
So they go out and kill some people at their school, then there they are, The center of attention in America.
Video related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezlFNTGWv4
#36966
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zlamous (03/22/2013) [-] i hate people who pretend that there's no genetic differences between races. it's a fact that individual genotypes vary according to race, including genotypes correlated with intelligence. we're not all equal, deal with it
#36982 to #36966
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aclopolipse ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-] Neanderthals (whose genes inhabit white people across the globe) had 50g more brain mass than pure homo sapiens, but they didn't know what to do with it. Mix in some Mongoloid intelligence genes and you have a beautiful master race-
White people.
White people.
#36959
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aclopolipse ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-] This isn't an "I hate this" issue so much as an "I hate that I don't understand this" issue, but here I go anyhow...
I honestly can't grasp the concept of "Gender identity" and how people struggle with theirs, and hate how it seems that everyone has a different definition for the term. I don't understand if they refer to gender as sociologists do, as a set of expectations based on what genital apparatus one is born with, or if they use it interchangeably with sex, which is classification by cocks, cunts, and chromosomes.
I can't see how anyone can possibly be confused about something like that - you can just check your pants and your body will tell you what you are. We consign certain items and behaviors outside of roles in reproduction to one sex or the other, but these classifications are ultimately arbitrary and should not be used as a means to determine one's "true gender". Dudes wearing makeup, you're not any more women or any less men by doing that. Vice-versa for you, women wearing pants and suit jackets.
I honestly can't grasp the concept of "Gender identity" and how people struggle with theirs, and hate how it seems that everyone has a different definition for the term. I don't understand if they refer to gender as sociologists do, as a set of expectations based on what genital apparatus one is born with, or if they use it interchangeably with sex, which is classification by cocks, cunts, and chromosomes.
I can't see how anyone can possibly be confused about something like that - you can just check your pants and your body will tell you what you are. We consign certain items and behaviors outside of roles in reproduction to one sex or the other, but these classifications are ultimately arbitrary and should not be used as a means to determine one's "true gender". Dudes wearing makeup, you're not any more women or any less men by doing that. Vice-versa for you, women wearing pants and suit jackets.
#37159 to #36959
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nevergetsdubs (03/23/2013) [-] Eh... i know a girl going through this.
She's always talking about how she'd be happier as a guy.
Honestly, i just think its "buyer's disobedience and remorse", there were 2 options, you didn't get to choose, so obviously you want the other one
She's always talking about how she'd be happier as a guy.
Honestly, i just think its "buyer's disobedience and remorse", there were 2 options, you didn't get to choose, so obviously you want the other one
#37080 to #36959
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Shiny (03/22/2013) [-] Gender dysphoria can be a real bitch of a psychological issue. Hormone therapy and sexual reassignment are actually considered the treatment for this disorder, since it lets people lead healthy, productive lives.
Really, some people are just better off being the other sex if they already think, act, feel and look like it.
Really, some people are just better off being the other sex if they already think, act, feel and look like it.
#36986 to #36974
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aclopolipse ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-] "Gender" is more than what's in your pants. As defined in the OP, gender as a sociological term means a set of behavioral expectations - stereotypes, if you will - based on that same thing. Biologists use "gender" as a substitute for the word "sex" so that it doesn't get confused with the other meaning of the word, as it is relevant to biology (that being the act of copulation). This unfortunate definitional fuck-up is what causes my confusion.
#36949
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downtoabsolutezero (03/22/2013) [-] What I hate more than anything is assholes who attempt to devalue everyone else's problems by spouting the same old "people in third world countries are worse off than you" bullshit.
Saying you can't be miserable because some people have it worse is like saying you can't be happy because some people have it better.
Saying you can't be miserable because some people have it worse is like saying you can't be happy because some people have it better.
#36913
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keggut (03/21/2013) [-] I hate the view under absolutely no circumstances should a man hit a woman. I know girls take it for granted. Saturday night i saw some massive butch drunken bitch start on some guy, when he hit her back in retaliation loads of other guys and the bouncers jumped on him. How's that fair? If you can punch like a man you can take a punch back in my opinion, especially when you're a big scary lesbian.
#36929 to #36913
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aclopolipse ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-] I see it as a sort of "Pick on someone your own size" deal. Since a man will generally have more muscle mass than a woman, he will most likely be victorious if push comes to shove and the situation turns into a brawl. The same is true of a big tough muscle-ey guy hitting a smaller guy who doesn't know the meaning of lifting (or food). That being said, hitting first revokes the "little guy / gal" privilege immediately. Being attacked physically gives you legal license to retaliate up to the degree of violence with which you were attacked.
#36992 to #36964
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N. Korean citizen (03/22/2013) [-]
This is where you lost me, because it shouldn't matter what the size difference is. I could be a threat to Dwayne Johnson if he were supposed to just sit there and take it, and even if my slaps to his face did nothing I could just start poking him in the eyes.
If you engage another person, that person should be able to use whatever force they feel is necessary to get you to never do it again. You deserve every Newton of force that connects with your face if you pick a fight with someone bigger than you.
Men, at least, are usually raised with that consequence in mind. We all know not to start shit with the guy twice our size, and when we forget, we get put in our place and no one bats an eye at the guy for doing it to us.
Then a woman half his size will start attacking him, and as soon as he raises an arm everybody is ganging up on him and calling the police, and only when a woman is involved is there any mention of "you're a lot bigger and shouldn't hit them".
If you engage another person, that person should be able to use whatever force they feel is necessary to get you to never do it again. You deserve every Newton of force that connects with your face if you pick a fight with someone bigger than you.
Men, at least, are usually raised with that consequence in mind. We all know not to start shit with the guy twice our size, and when we forget, we get put in our place and no one bats an eye at the guy for doing it to us.
Then a woman half his size will start attacking him, and as soon as he raises an arm everybody is ganging up on him and calling the police, and only when a woman is involved is there any mention of "you're a lot bigger and shouldn't hit them".
#36903
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sirbutterballs (03/21/2013) [-] Anyone have any good made-up insults that you made.
For example, when someone utters something that is absolute horse shit or extremely stupid you refer to them as a "twat canon"
For example, when someone utters something that is absolute horse shit or extremely stupid you refer to them as a "twat canon"
#37163 to #36903
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nevergetsdubs (03/23/2013) [-] Also just the hell of it, when i'm angrily cursing somebody out,
i curse out the EXACT opposite of who they are,
for example, when cursing out a female black friend i said something like
"Shut the fuck up you fat stupid irish fuck"
or when cursing out a white dude
"Listen you inbred chinese whore, get your yeast infected cunt outta my face"
always throws them off guard
i curse out the EXACT opposite of who they are,
for example, when cursing out a female black friend i said something like
"Shut the fuck up you fat stupid irish fuck"
or when cursing out a white dude
"Listen you inbred chinese whore, get your yeast infected cunt outta my face"
always throws them off guard
#36902
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tehlulzbringer (03/21/2013) [-] www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R2dNwih-1s
This little shit in this video
Also, the autistic 12 year olds in the comments who are pretending that they're high and that he is a genius. All he is doing is fucking explaining 8th grade science.
People like this make me feel like cutting up a dog while it's alive
This little shit in this video
Also, the autistic 12 year olds in the comments who are pretending that they're high and that he is a genius. All he is doing is fucking explaining 8th grade science.
People like this make me feel like cutting up a dog while it's alive
#36901
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N. Korean citizen (03/21/2013) [-]
i tell everyone, 3 times over the course of one hours, that i'm going to take a 20 minute nap in the living room (everyone is in the kitchen). For some reason, when my piece of shit alarm doesn't emit a sound when the actual alarm is set to go off, I slept 2.5 hours and nobody noticed
when I say "why didn't anyone wake me up?", they all bombard me with those emotional-16-year-old-level guilt sarcastic statements like "Oh my gawsh, sorry I forgot my responsibility", or "OK OK, YOU'RE RIGHT, it's 100% my fault".
you can't be telling me that its unfair to expect one of 3 adult humans to *notice* a 5x increase in time. well, my sleep schedule is fucked. I guess the only safe thing to do is treat these people like babies (and that's all they should expect for me to give them anymore, goodbye responsibility) /rage
when I say "why didn't anyone wake me up?", they all bombard me with those emotional-16-year-old-level guilt sarcastic statements like "Oh my gawsh, sorry I forgot my responsibility", or "OK OK, YOU'RE RIGHT, it's 100% my fault".
you can't be telling me that its unfair to expect one of 3 adult humans to *notice* a 5x increase in time. well, my sleep schedule is fucked. I guess the only safe thing to do is treat these people like babies (and that's all they should expect for me to give them anymore, goodbye responsibility) /rage
#36875
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freedomreturns (03/21/2013) [-] I hate that it isn't legally acceptable t settle some matters with a fist fight. I feel High School would've been more enjoyable and more simple had someone and myself just been allowed to fight our problems out. Just imagine congressional meetings being solved by boxing it out? I'd finally take an interest in politics. Besides, sometimes, some people, just need a good punch in the face to remind them that the world did not sprout from they're golden taint.
#36933 to #36875
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aclopolipse ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-] I believe that dueling, at least with fisticuffs, should be allowed under law. In situations in which both contestants wish to engage in combat to defend their honor, and all present are aware of the rules and conditions of the fight, such should be permitted. In this sense, fights (more specifically duels of fisticuffs) are much like sexual intercourse in terms of consent - either party can withdraw if the situation escalates beyond the original expectations, and it's illegal if someone pulls a knife.
However, beating on someone who doesn't want to fight (and especially one who has not wronged you beyond the law) is not permissible on either moral or legal grounds.
However, beating on someone who doesn't want to fight (and especially one who has not wronged you beyond the law) is not permissible on either moral or legal grounds.
#36887 to #36875
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leonhardt (03/21/2013) [-] I'd actually go vote if the presidential candidates had to debate through Giant Robot fights.
"YOUR BILL ON GUN CONTROL INFRINGES UPON THE RIGHTS OF AMERICANS"
*Gets hit with a Missile*
"BE THAT AS IT MAY, YOUR PLAN TO REDUCE CONFLICT IN THE MIDDLE EAST IS TOO WEAK TO BE EFFECTIVE"
*Hit with a flaming sword*
"YOUR BILL ON GUN CONTROL INFRINGES UPON THE RIGHTS OF AMERICANS"
*Gets hit with a Missile*
"BE THAT AS IT MAY, YOUR PLAN TO REDUCE CONFLICT IN THE MIDDLE EAST IS TOO WEAK TO BE EFFECTIVE"
*Hit with a flaming sword*
#36889 to #36881
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alexanderburns ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-] What you meant to say is "I prefer to post mean statuses about them on Facebook which they can't see because I have no friends on Facebook or in real life, for that matter."
That or something about angry masturbation.
That or something about angry masturbation.
#36872
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swiftykidd (03/21/2013) [-] I hate people who hate technological growth.
ERMARGERD. KIDS NOWADAYS AND THEIR TOUCHSCREEN DEVICES. OHH MY GAWD, IN MY DAY WE ACTUALLY WATCHED CONCERTS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO IMMORTALISE A MOMENT OF TRUE BLISS.
ERMARGERD. KIDS NOWADAYS AND THEIR TOUCHSCREEN DEVICES. OHH MY GAWD, IN MY DAY WE ACTUALLY WATCHED CONCERTS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO IMMORTALISE A MOMENT OF TRUE BLISS.
#36863
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leonhardt (03/21/2013) [-] I hate people who don't fucking know how to crop properly.
You wouldn't have so much goddamn white space, or need to use "OMG GUISE JOKE IS HERE DONT MISS IT" arrows and circles if you would just crop the fucking thing down to a reasonable size.
"BUT OMG LEO I DON'T HAVE PHOTOSHOP"
You can do it in paint, motherfucker.
You wouldn't have so much goddamn white space, or need to use "OMG GUISE JOKE IS HERE DONT MISS IT" arrows and circles if you would just crop the fucking thing down to a reasonable size.
"BUT OMG LEO I DON'T HAVE PHOTOSHOP"
You can do it in paint, motherfucker.
