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User avatar #376475 - funi (03/17/2015) [-]
Ive got to deal with this endlessly puking dog for a whole week by myself.

The puke piles are endless.
User avatar #376520 to #376475 - shibe ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
User avatar #376482 to #376475 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
I think its time to take him for a walk in the woods
#376479 to #376475 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
take it to the vet you dummy
User avatar #376480 to #376479 - funi (03/17/2015) [-]
Its done this its whole life, its something with its esophagus.

It should have been (and still should be) put down, its going to eventually erode its esophagus to the point that it cant eat any will just die of malnutrition, which is fucking awful.

This is one of the serious gripes i have while living with my aunt and uncle, their poor dog.
User avatar #376481 to #376480 - funi (03/17/2015) [-]
Found a quick way to remove it though, shovels and a window.
#376466 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
I think I'm going to start a new thing where every day I will give one comment, or one person the Lemon of Disappointment on this board. Good luck guys, happy collecting. Anons dont count btw.
#376474 to #376466 - princessren (03/17/2015) [-]
well you know what they say
"when lulz gives you lemons..."
User avatar #376499 to #376474 - teoyuppie (03/17/2015) [-]
You're unemployed.
#376488 to #376487 - princessren (03/17/2015) [-]
that was funny
that was funny
#376470 to #376466 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Did your parents ever give you attention? God damn
User avatar #376471 to #376470 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
Seriously.
User avatar #376437 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
People who actually think Nintendo is superior PlayStation and Xbox. Kek Nintendo is shit along with all the childish games it has.
User avatar #376617 to #376437 - jelopi (03/18/2015) [-]
Thank god someone finally fucking mentioned it.
People are just grasping for nostalgia at this point when defending Nintendo.
They refuse to acknowledge the hundreds of other games on playstation, xbone, and pc; yet they point out one or two over-hyped exclusives they have and suddenly assume that their console it automatically superior, as if they're in denial that they wasted 300 bucks.
Also I hate it when they resort to ,"lulz u just in 2 only FPS and cod, WE HAVE TASTE'", it's fucking pathetic. Also stop saying kek, even half chan barely uses it anymore.
User avatar #376486 to #376437 - alexanderburns (03/17/2015) [-]
removed blocked thumbed down flagged hide all never talking to again
User avatar #376523 to #376486 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
Kek you are such a fagget.
User avatar #376544 to #376523 - rokkarokkaali (03/17/2015) [-]
Says the guy with a hard-on for ecomp :^)
User avatar #376484 to #376437 - volero (03/17/2015) [-]
I wouldn't let my young children play Bayonetta.
#376472 to #376437 - epicscorpion (03/17/2015) [-]
Lol go back to cod kek

How's that order 1886 workin out for ya
User avatar #376476 to #376472 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
I dont play console.
User avatar #376464 to #376437 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
>Tfw never owned a nintendo console
User avatar #376467 to #376464 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
Implying that is a bad thing, you didn't miss much.
User avatar #376468 to #376467 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
I didn't intend to.
I never wanted one, I still don't. Only game on them that I give ANY sort of a shit about is Monster Hunter. And I ain't dropping that much money for one game.
User avatar #376478 to #376468 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
Good. Nintendo is for kids.
#376445 to #376437 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Dont you watch shows about a girl fucking a black guy???
#376469 to #376455 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
you posted a while ago about show and how you hated it because some retard was fucking a black person.
User avatar #376477 to #376469 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, 12 Monkeys. I forgave her and tried to forget about it. Still watch it, it's a pretty good show for now.
#376442 to #376437 - princessren (03/17/2015) [-]
agreed   
Nintendo hasn't made a good game in years   
except for Skyward Sword, that was a masterpiece :^)
agreed
Nintendo hasn't made a good game in years
except for Skyward Sword, that was a masterpiece :^)
User avatar #376446 to #376442 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
There is no exceptions, anyone who play Nintendo games and is older then 16 has bad taste in video games.

Yeah your mario games are just so fucking amazing, look at that audio and visual effect. Perfect storyteller, amazingly written, characters well done, lots of action. HAHA yeah
User avatar #376448 to #376446 - princessren (03/17/2015) [-]
Sega does what Nintendon't
User avatar #376459 to #376448 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
"Yeah your mario games are just so fucking amazing, look at that audio and visual effect. Perfect storyteller, amazingly written, characters well done, lots of action. HAHA yeah"

Burn that into your head, they don't compete with big platform games. Ones are for children and nostalgic old people, the other ones are for everyone else.
#376462 to #376459 - princessren (03/17/2015) [-]
but I am a child at heart
but I am a child at heart
User avatar #376463 to #376462 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
Your a male at heart. Stop pretending to be a tranny.
#376465 to #376463 - princessren (03/17/2015) [-]
what if I had a heart transplant from a female donor?
User avatar #376439 to #376437 - sannukas (03/17/2015) [-]
nice opinion
User avatar #376440 to #376439 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you.

There is a thread below you where you can jack off to your 10 year old DC game.
User avatar #376443 to #376440 - sannukas (03/17/2015) [-]
thanks
#376413 - foreveranonymous (03/17/2015) [-]
>2015
>people still make Ocarina of Time "muh water temple is so hard" jokes
>people still act like Navi is the most annoying sidekick ever
Please stop, this was never funny
User avatar #376473 to #376413 - nefarian (03/17/2015) [-]
The only thing hard about Water Temple is if you missed the key behind the Shadow Link encounter. It's just somewhat challenging otherwise.
User avatar #376444 to #376413 - princessren (03/17/2015) [-]
I liked the water temple
it looked cool, and raising the levels was neat
I did get lost the first time tho
User avatar #376461 to #376444 - foreveranonymous (03/17/2015) [-]
I got stumped trying to find a key. Turns out in the middle of the main area if you raise the water a platform is raised too, and under that is where the key was. In hindsight, the game showed you that the area was open, I just wasn't observant enough
It's definitely a tricky temple, but come on, there are harder temples out there
User avatar #376436 to #376413 - chitogekirisaki (03/17/2015) [-]
Great bay temple seemed like more of a hassle than water temple
User avatar #376419 to #376413 - Shiny (03/17/2015) [-]
Ocarina of Time was never good. Majora's Mask was the shit
User avatar #376422 to #376419 - volero (03/17/2015) [-]
Opinions can't be wrong, but that's the closest thing to a wrong opinion that I've ever heard.
User avatar #376426 to #376422 - Shiny (03/17/2015) [-]
git gud
User avatar #376417 to #376413 - volero (03/17/2015) [-]
Most of the OoT dungeons can be completed without much thought, but the Water Temple actually makes you have to plan, so people get confused by it.
User avatar #376420 to #376417 - foreveranonymous (03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but the game came out like 17 years ago
User avatar #376423 to #376420 - volero (03/17/2015) [-]
Younger people on the internet who never played it until now are just getting to experience the game, so I suppose the joke is new and funny to them.
User avatar #376441 to #376423 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
What kind of fagget would play a 17 year old game if not to try and be hipster?
User avatar #376447 to #376441 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
Because they enjoy them.
User avatar #376449 to #376447 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
Good one. Yeah a person just randomly got a 17 year old game on an outdated platform and tried playing it.
User avatar #376451 to #376449 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
>Emulators
>Keeping the platform
>Getting it at a yardsale
> GOG.com
User avatar #376453 to #376451 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
This is all something a hipster would do to play an old game.
User avatar #376454 to #376453 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
Or because they played it when they were younger and wanted to again.
#376458 to #376454 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Do you know who you are arguing against? you should stop lol
User avatar #376456 to #376454 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
Obvious exception is obvious
User avatar #376457 to #376456 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
Another example would be someone who enjoyed a later game in the series and decided to play the older, outdated ones, to see what they're like.
#376406 - funi (03/17/2015) [-]
Fuck off Facebook
User avatar #376521 to #376406 - fargfive (03/17/2015) [-]
windows phone master race
#376414 to #376406 - ohemgeezus (03/17/2015) [-]
Well? Do you know Will Aubert?
User avatar #376416 to #376414 - funi (03/17/2015) [-]
I have no idea.
#376403 - ohemgeezus (03/17/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/What+actually+happened/wgkYLjt/

Oh boy an itsthetie comic, surely it'll be a fresh, original comic. Nope, another "haha nigger" joke. Why is this constantly thumbed up?
#376428 to #376403 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Because itsthetie is a well known, respected user who is one of the very few comic makers who doesn't have a drawing styles that sucks ass. Anything he does, even something like this, people will still be in support of him. Though no, I don't think this is one of his best works, people will thumb up for the user rather than for the content.
People have done this ever since kodylol still made comics, its just what people do.
#376429 to #376428 - ohemgeezus (03/17/2015) [-]
Except just about all of kodys comics weren't just repeated jokes, whereas a lot of ties are the same "haha nigger" comic
User avatar #376407 to #376403 - Shiny (03/17/2015) [-]
Because for every dedicated user there are a hundred stupid kids that came here from a link and hahahaha being racist on the Internet is super badass and rebellious
User avatar #376438 to #376407 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
It's called a joke Shiny. Calm your fruity ass down.
User avatar #376450 to #376438 - Shiny (03/17/2015) [-]
Unfunny clickbait jokes are a waste of free speech.
User avatar #376452 to #376450 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/17/2015) [-]
I think they are funny. Your free speech is a waste of free speech IMO.
#376504 to #376452 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Both of you suck ass.
User avatar #376404 to #376403 - crazyolitis (03/17/2015) [-]
itsthetie uses many other jokes. Most nigger jokes are done in the comments, though.
#376405 to #376404 - ohemgeezus (03/17/2015) [-]
every other comic he does is the same nigger joke
User avatar #376410 to #376405 - supersonichu (03/17/2015) [-]
I looked through his uploads and I didnt see that many nigger joke comics
#376411 to #376410 - ohemgeezus (03/17/2015) [-]
sort it by thumbs, 10 in the first 5 pages are the same nigger joke
#376401 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I hate reaction image overuse.
People try to use them just to use them and get thumbs because it's a popular one, not even the one they made usually.
This one for instance, I kinda like Eminem, but seeing this fucking face so much due to opinions that idiots think count as facts really gets me irritated for no reason, it just does.
User avatar #376397 - aoeui (03/17/2015) [-]
I hate women, why do they gotta be so gross
#376412 to #376397 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
>>>/r9k/
#376398 to #376397 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
thought you loved this woman
#376396 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Reddit is better than Funnyjunk.
User avatar #376399 to #376396 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
muh website loyalty
#376392 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Ok this has got to be the real admin.
User avatar #376400 to #376392 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
do people still give a shit who admin is?
#376393 to #376392 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
#376394 to #376393 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
fuck, thumbnail
#376395 to #376394 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
thumbnail again
fuck it i give up
#376380 - adunsaveme (03/17/2015) [-]
Comment like this are as idiotic as they are edgy
User avatar #376386 to #376380 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
I recognise that text colour!
Is it infinite reaper?
User avatar #376408 to #376386 - Shiny (03/17/2015) [-]
Every comment he makes:

>long winded paragraph of perma-beta whining
Common sense dissenting reply
>smuganimeface.png
User avatar #376415 to #376408 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
You forgot the "acts superior to everyone else"
User avatar #376418 to #376415 - Shiny (03/17/2015) [-]
I also forgot the part where he says you can't criticize his dumb opinions because he's a cripple which makes him a "hardened realist"
User avatar #376421 to #376418 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
...Really?
How crippled is he?
Can't walk? One arm? Pirate level? What are we talking here
User avatar #376424 to #376421 - Shiny (03/17/2015) [-]
He never elaborated, just used it as a trump card.
User avatar #376425 to #376424 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
Then for all we know the dickhead could have broken a finger when he was 6 because he was being a dickhead.
Being a cripple doesn't give you the right to be a cunt.
User avatar #376612 to #376425 - jelopi (03/18/2015) [-]
If I recall, he was bound to a wheelchair for life or something.
Doesn't excuse the fact that he refuses to leave his house and find alternative methods to live life, or that he's a pretentious retard.
He obviously lives in a situation where he can just jack off at his computer all day long, so it's not like he had much life experiences in the first place.
User avatar #376427 to #376425 - Shiny (03/17/2015) [-]
I didn't have the heart to tell him that I was riddled with mental illness myself to the point of institution. It was easier just to let him wallow in self pity.
User avatar #376387 to #376386 - freedomreturns (03/17/2015) [-]
Who else is that retarded?
User avatar #376388 to #376387 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
You :^)))))))))
User avatar #376389 to #376388 - freedomreturns (03/17/2015) [-]
ur fockin mum m8
ur fockin, cousin's boyfriend
User avatar #376390 to #376389 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
I'll give you that second one.
User avatar #376384 to #376380 - alexanderburns (03/17/2015) [-]
nice generic hatepost
#376353 - Elk (03/17/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You said something that doesn't support girls 100%? You're obviously a 40 year old virgin who will never talk to a woman.
User avatar #376375 to #376353 - TheseChocodiles (03/17/2015) [-]
lmao what when did funnyjunk ever support women 100%
if you are referring to alexanders post, he made a farfetched comment about women so why are you surprised at the farfetched response
User avatar #376379 to #376375 - Elk (03/17/2015) [-]
It's not just his post, but it's what made me think about it. I hear it a lot on the internet and in person. On here, it's mostly NSFW, but you get the point. I just meant the insult in general.
#376377 to #376375 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
alexanders post? what did i miss?
User avatar #376505 to #376377 - alexanderburns (03/17/2015) [-]
no such thing as funny girls
User avatar #376409 to #376377 - TheseChocodiles (03/17/2015) [-]
nothing exciting
User avatar #376369 to #376353 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
he's talking about you alex
User avatar #376355 to #376353 - peepeepoopooanon (03/17/2015) [-]
pee the poo did you just peeing poo about pee, you little poop? pee have you pee I pooped top of my pee in the pee pee poo poo , and I’ve been pee in poo secret pee poops on /hating/, and I poo pee 300 confirmed pee poos . I am poo pee in pee pee poo poo shitfare and I’m the top pooper in the entire PP armed pee pee poo poos. You are pee pee poo poo to me but just another pee pee poo poo. I will wipe your ass fuck out with pee the poops of which has never been peed before on this board, mark my fucking pee peee. You think you can get away with peeing pee poop to poop over the toilet? Think again, pooper. As we speak I am pooping my secret pee of poops across the USA and your pee pee is being pooped right now so you better pooppee for the poopee, pee pee poo poo. The poopee that pees out the pathetic little thing you call your poop. You’re poop pee, poo. I can pee poop, poop pee, and I can pee pee poo poo on you in over seven hundred poops, and that’s just with my pee and poop. Not only am I extensively trained in unpoo pee pee poo poo, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the POOP PEE poo poo pee pee and I will poop pee it to its full poop to pee your miserable ass, you little poop. If only you could have poop what unholy pee your little “poopy” pee was about to bring down upon poop, maybe you would have held your fucking bowels. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pee poo poo poo. I will pee poop all over you and you will pee in it. You’re fucking poop, poop head.
User avatar #376350 - peepeepoopooanon (03/17/2015) [-]
I fail to poopy that the servers for google are having issues. I am literally gonna just poop and pee everywhere.
#376346 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
just watch a mob of guys faun over this viner's little sister. She just turned 11 and they got mad when people told them that's disqusting. Youtube is gross.
User avatar #376364 to #376346 - volero (03/17/2015) [-]
People can be cute without you wanting to plow them.
#376500 to #376364 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
No the guys weren't calling her cute they called her sexy and hot and "horny"
User avatar #376502 to #376500 - volero (03/17/2015) [-]
Ah, yeah that's creepy.
#376349 to #376346 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Old enough to bleed
old enough for my seed
#376344 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
I am big into music and bands and stuff, so I am thinking about getting a denim jacket and sewing patches and stuff on over time. Thing is, the type of jacket I want is $70, and I hate that I am too fucking poor to afford a jacket that is made out of the same shit as my jeans that cost less than $20. Fucking bullshit.
User avatar #376342 - peepeepoopooanon (03/17/2015) [-]
I poop when I pee out of character. It pees me off so much I just want to stop pooping and peeing all together.

Good thing I pee you guys too much to stop.
User avatar #376335 - princessren (03/17/2015) [-]
also we never got to finish our game of monopoly which makes me sad
User avatar #376337 to #376335 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
it would be more like biopoly for you amirite
User avatar #376338 to #376337 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
sorry that was terrible
User avatar #376345 to #376338 - squalllionhart (03/17/2015) [-]
you're terrible
User avatar #376333 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
monty python is overrated
#376352 to #376333 - Elk (03/17/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** I honestly find it cringey. I think they're funny, but I just find it hard to enjoy it when I see the fans of it.   
   
"lol omg british humoUr is so much funnier than american humoUr lololol"   
   
What the fuck is British humor? It sounds to me like they just want to sound like they're cool for liking something that isn't from their country. When I watch television, I don't say, "Wow, this is American humor!"   
   
The only way I could see it that way is if it's something that is a joke strictly related to something only people familiar with the country would know about. Either way, I think that idea is retarded.
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I honestly find it cringey. I think they're funny, but I just find it hard to enjoy it when I see the fans of it.

"lol omg british humoUr is so much funnier than american humoUr lololol"

What the fuck is British humor? It sounds to me like they just want to sound like they're cool for liking something that isn't from their country. When I watch television, I don't say, "Wow, this is American humor!"

The only way I could see it that way is if it's something that is a joke strictly related to something only people familiar with the country would know about. Either way, I think that idea is retarded.
User avatar #376368 to #376352 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
british humor is basically poop and fart jokes
User avatar #376331 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
those fuckin kettlemans
User avatar #376376 to #376331 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
The fuck are kettlemans?
User avatar #376381 to #376376 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Better Call Saul
User avatar #376382 to #376381 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
WHO THE FUCK IS SAUL?!
User avatar #376383 to #376382 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
he's referring to the Breaking Bad spinoff Better Call Saul. in it are a husband and wife, the kettlemans
User avatar #376325 - teoyuppie (03/17/2015) [-]
I . . . hate . . . hating.
User avatar #376328 to #376325 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
fucking yuppies
User avatar #376329 to #376328 - teoyuppie (03/17/2015) [-]
Don't hate, appreciate.
User avatar #376330 to #376329 - cycloneclone (03/17/2015) [-]
Don't make me kick your ass
User avatar #376332 to #376330 - teoyuppie (03/17/2015) [-]
Come on, champ. Do it!
User avatar #376327 to #376325 - squalllionhart (03/17/2015) [-]
you suck
#376336 to #376326 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2015) [-]
Jimbles? Like from iFunny?
User avatar #376339 to #376336 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Who the fuck actually uses ifunny? It's from some gimmick account on here that's based on Jimmy Neutron using language similar to dolan.
User avatar #376341 to #376339 - peepeepoopooanon (03/17/2015) [-]
Pee pee poo poo pee pee poo poo
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