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#463164 - sackit
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(03/23/2016) [-]
when people overuse the word "fuck" or in general use the word "af/as fuck"
#463162 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Elk did 9/11.
#463140 - balor
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>Play injustice with my siblings
>Win 8/10 times
>They always claim I am cheating
>Play injustice against my older sister
>Win 9/10 times
>We both thoroughly enjoy playing the game

I'm starting to get fucking sick of being around anyone between the age of 10-16.
#463173 to #463140 - thechosentroll
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(03/24/2016) [-]
I've found that this message helps when dealing with those types of people.
#463171 to #463140 - Tyranitar
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>Play MvC3 with younger brother
>Wreck him with Phoenix Wright while he keeps button-mashing with Dante and Vergil
>"THIS GAME IS RIGGED YOUR CHARACTERS ARE WAY TOO STRONG HOW ARE DANTE AND VERGIL LOSING TO SOME DORK IN A SUIT WITH NO POWERS!?"
#463115 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
anyone on here big book buffs, need some advice on what book to get.
#463192 to #463115 - cognosceteipsum
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(03/24/2016) [-]
Conspiracy against the Human Race
#463168 to #463115 - tvfreakuk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Terry Pratchett's books have always been enjoyable to me. I also like a lot of Darren Shan, like his demonata series, of the Darren Shan saga (sometimes known as cirque du freak series)
I like a lot of fantasy based stuff though so it depends if you like that yourself.

Massively fantastic book I read recently was called 'Man in the empty suit'. Sci-fi novel about a guy who can time travel, and each time he gets a year older he goes to a party with all his past and future selves who have all turned a year older respectively themselves. But then things get fucked up as we see it from the point of view of his 39 year old self, who finds a great mystery of his 40 year old self having been murdered, but there are still older versions of himself going to the party who have no recollection of the night when they themselves arrived on their 40th birthday. Really enjoyable read, but confusing at times when you're trying to keep track of who is who when they're all the same person for the most part.
#463166 to #463115 - thesoulless ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
You should get "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
#463201 to #463166 - shibe ONLINE
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(03/24/2016) [-]
lol
#463159 to #463153 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Remember the time /lit/ ran a girl off Youtube because they're Elk-level cringy?
#463163 to #463159 - bladeboy
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I'd lick her feet tbqh fam
#463157 to #463153 - shibe ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
lol
#463154 to #463153 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>going on any other memesite then FJ
#463131 to #463115 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
What kinda stuff you like to read?

Do you read in spanish? I can recommend you some books if you do.

The little prince is a classic.
#463132 to #463131 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Books I love are: Lovecraft in general, Jules Verne in general, Jurassic Park, Conan Doyle (The Lost World and Sherlock Holmes), Dracula, Frankenstein & I fucking love Moby Dick.
Oh and a bit of Stephen King.
#463133 to #463132 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Huh, science fiction then, right? I know the warhammer codexes are good if you like gritty demonic stuff.
#463134 to #463133 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
fam, I'm more in the mood for stuff like these
www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_0_11?url=search-
go incognito if you don't want them in suggestions on your amazon
#463135 to #463134 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Ill respond later, in college rn
#463136 to #463135 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
neeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddd
#463118 to #463115 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
What books are you deciding between
#463120 to #463118 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Ernest Hemingway, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Mark Twain or the Art of War
#463123 to #463120 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Are you planning to read them all and trying to decide which to read first? I've always wanted to read art of war so I would say that before the others. Which hemmingway books?
#463124 to #463123 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
www.amazon.co.uk/Books-Ernest-Hemingway-Novels-Ris

www.amazon.co.uk/Adventures-Huckleberry-Leatherbou
which one of those books should I get. I only have enough for one.
#463126 to #463124 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
That's tough because huckleberry and sawyer are two of the greatest american books, but I absolutely fucking love the old man and the sea
#463129 to #463126 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
great, now this to decide from as well...
www.amazon.co.uk/H-G-Wells-Novels-Leatherbound-Cla
#463137 to #463129 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
there's no hitchhikers in that so >>#463126
#463138 to #463137 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Hemingway it is then. I'll have to save some money for the others.
Enjoy some book porn.
#463139 to #463138 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
That looks great, I don't know if you've read old man and the sea but it was the first "big boy" book I read in middle school and I fucking love it, also link me that page for that book you faggot
#463141 to #463139 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Old Man and the Sea or Moby?
#463142 to #463141 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
to that moby you just posted
#463143 to #463142 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
www.amazon.co.uk/Moby-Dick-Barnes-Leatherbound-Cla
probably'll be on american Amazon if you're one of them.
#463144 to #463143 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot you're a eurotrash, but it's amazon, there is no europe/american only site, nerd
#463145 to #463144 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
> .co.uk
>.com
#463146 to #463145 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
oh, I didn't see that. When I click that link it corrected to .com
#463147 to #463146 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
> corrected
I hope negan cleanses you, scrub
#463148 to #463147 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
negan is american, so he wouldn't get triggered by that like some eurotrash:^)

also, I didn't watch the recent episode yet, did Big Red die?
#463149 to #463148 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
not yet, fella.
Major spoiler for finale : IT'S A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER, APPARENTLY
#463152 to #463149 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
cliffhangers are stupid enough as it is, but POV cliffhangers are even worse
#463155 to #463152 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
my bet is Glenn. $20000
#463150 to #463149 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
that's stupid, it's most likely going to end with him walking up to the group on their knees then since he's confirmed for being in the finale
#463151 to #463150 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
more spoileers
it's a POV of the person being gacked, we don't actually see who he lucilled.
#463121 to #463120 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Cringey people read The Art of War. No joke. I've never met one normal person who has read it. Please, do not be that guy.

Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway suck.

I hear that Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is very good.
#463127 to #463121 - anon
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(03/23/2016) [-]
youre not in position to call people cringy elk
#463130 to #463127 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
"NOU!!!"
#463122 to #463121 - muchname ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I'm not one of those hyper-militarized faggits, just thought it'd be an interesting read.
Hemingway and Twain are apparently really good, I thought?
I thought the movie for Hitchhiker's was fucking eh
#463125 to #463122 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Mark Twain is great if you like the n word.
#463119 to #463118 - anon
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Sounds like all of them.
#463116 to #463115 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Green Eggs and Ham was my fave.
Green Eggs and Ham was my fave.
#463114 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>people who make fake nudes
#463107 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>huntergriff complains about an obsolete game being overpriced
>click on amazon link
>crappy Star Wars game
>don't use Amazon for a while
>go to Amazon
>get a bunch of crappy Star Wars suggestions
#463161 to #463107 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>implying star wars galaxies was crappy

Please kill yourself fam.

Also the game's not technically obsolete, there's an emulator program that allows you to play the game with other people despite the fact that the servers were closed down in 2011.
#463105 - adunsaveme
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(03/23/2016) [-]
are people actually so utterly retarded they think the brussels attack was faked or a jew conspiracy because some people shared the wrong video or someone apparently benefits from it?

man what sheeple we are right
#463117 to #463105 - EdwardNigma
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I saw a post where it was just pictures of some Jewish dudes at the airport.
And thats it, that was the proof.
I don't know if the poster, or anyone actually believed it. I pray they didn't because thats fucking retarded.
#463106 to #463105 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Here's proof that it was faked by Jews.
#463104 - adunsaveme
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#463100 - anon
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(03/23/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** multidimensional is the biggest autistic faggot of FJ thumbing everyone and even admin's posts down. Yet this asshole claims comics he didn't make are his OC! You and your pathetic comic-bullshit should die slowly in a fire! Eat shit, multidimensional!
#463101 to #463100 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Yeah its funny because he actually said, "I post them faster than anyone else can". As if without him no one would get to see those shitty comics
#463099 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
If you're over 20 and you still wear snapbacks and chains you need to be put to death
#463233 to #463099 - anon
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(03/24/2016) [-]
Shut the fuck up, you retarded faggot.
#463197 to #463099 - masterboll
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(03/24/2016) [-]
>raging over peeps with #swag

[insert music video for Slim Thug ft. Boss Hogg Outlawz - Recognise A Playa]
#463198 to #463197 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/24/2016) [-]
>english
>muslim
post yfw you'll never have swag
#463199 to #463198 - masterboll
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(03/24/2016) [-]
what does this even have to do with anything i just said?
#463207 to #463199 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/24/2016) [-]
>>#463197, read the first line you fucking retard
#463098 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I've never "collected" movie theater tickets, but I always keep them in my wallet because I want to keep them, but they always disappear. My friend told me that she keeps up with hers, so then I opened my wallet and realized that they're all gone. Somebody is obviously stealing my tickets.
#463102 to #463098 - anon
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(03/23/2016) [-]
"I don't collect movie tickets, but I collect movie tickets"
#463103 to #463102 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I meant that I don't intentionally collect them. That's what the quotation marks were for. Not that hard to figure out.
#463165 to #463103 - sackit
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I do the same thign they seem to fly out of my pocket for some reason
#463108 to #463103 - anon
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Everytime you went into your wallet and saw them but didn't throw them out makes it intentionally collecting them
#463109 to #463108 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
1) Reread >>#463103
2) I've never had more than one in my wallet at one time. They keep disappearing.
#463110 to #463109 - anon
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Reread >>#463108
"They're all gone" doesn't mean "one"
#463111 to #463110 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
1) I did read it. It was just retarded. It's like not throwing away your garbage. You just leave it lying around. Does that mean you're collecting garbage? Yes. Does that mean that it's intentional? No. I never thought, "Man, I'm going to keep this forever and add more tickets to it as I go to the movies!" I just put it away in my wallet.

2) What? I don't know what you're struggling with there. I've gone to the movies. I've only put one ticket in my wallet at a time. Before I go to the next movie, the other ticket is gone. I've never had more than one in my wallet at one time, so every ticket I've ever had is now gone. In other words, they're all gone.

3) You seem to think that you know a lot about what's going on in my wallet. Are you the flat-foot that stole my tickets?

I hope that this is has been helpful to you.
#463112 to #463111 - anon
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Everytime you go into your wallet, see the tickets and choose not to throw them away, you're choosing to keep them. That makes it intentional
#463113 to #463112 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Oh, I see the problem you're having.

You're confusing the word "intentions" with "being lazy".
#463082 - foreveranonymous
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Woke up with a sore throat along with my nose and mouth bleeding
Good shit, life is great, still gonna have to go to work
#463095 to #463082 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Maybe you, like, shouldn't go to work. You sound like you're dying.
#463084 to #463082 - superchrischan
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Ill go easier on you next time ;)
#463085 to #463084 - foreveranonymous
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Go harder daddy, it's how I like it
#463158 to #463085 - bladeboy
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(03/23/2016) [-]
You need jesus
#463074 - balor
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(03/23/2016) [-]
My brother attacked me over a video game and went all out trying to punch me. I got him in a headlock and threatened to beat the ever living shit out of him so he started crying.

I feel bad but good at the same time.
I feel bad because that further enforces his opinion that I'm a bully.
But at the same time, he deserved it for attacking me, and I could have been alot worse than just putting him in a headlock.
#463055 - Ihazfunkitty
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(03/23/2016) [-]
*japanese ish store opens up in other city near me*
"oh hey cool, maybe they got jojo mangas"
only weeb trash mangas. dis shop going bankrupt. altho i know people who will lap that garbage up
#463075 to #463055 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>Going to weeb stores.
>Not just buying online
#463156 to #463075 - Ihazfunkitty
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(03/23/2016) [-]
shit man i was curious, they sold some pretty cool food kit thingies tho
#463060 to #463055 - tikitaco
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I know one person who would start eating that garbage up.
#463062 to #463060 - Ihazfunkitty
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>not posting the webm
#463063 to #463062 - tikitaco
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Thanks for having my back mate
#463058 to #463055 - aoeui
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(03/23/2016) [-]
jojo is weeb trash
it's just not autismal
it's kind of funky so I guess it's ok
#463059 to #463058 - Ihazfunkitty
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>jojo is weeb trash

bet you dont even pose
#463064 to #463059 - aoeui
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(03/23/2016) [-]
only 90's kids remember
#463054 - aoeui
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(03/23/2016) [-]
/Refuuge/funny-pictures/5866250/
masterboll was a good boy, he didn do nothing. he would never blow us up he just needs mor money for his programs then he be right
#463053 - darksideofthebeast
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I barely got to sleep last night cause of my toothache now I have to be up at early af am.
It's only 7 and I got maybe 3 total hours of sleep.
now I have orientation from 9-2ish please coffee save me
#463051 - adunsaveme
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(03/23/2016) [-]
myopicprophet now deletes comments that criticize his humour, instead of attempting to improve or even acknowledging them as opinions
#463069 to #463051 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
thanks for letting me know
#463061 to #463051 - tikitaco
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(03/23/2016) [-]
What did you say?
#463065 to #463061 - adunsaveme
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(03/23/2016) [-]
something about sex jokes being a running theme
#463066 to #463065 - tikitaco
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(03/23/2016) [-]
You're not wrong though, from what I've seen of his comics a majority have had sexual themes or a joke pertaining to sex. How was the wording?
#463067 to #463066 - adunsaveme
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I said "oh man, sexual thing as a punchline? that's new"

Being a little bitch and deleting comments is not the way to respond. Doesn't make the problem go away, nor is everything negative just flaming.
#463068 to #463067 - tikitaco
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(03/23/2016) [-]
No, I agree with you wholeheartedly. If I were to imagine myself in his shoes I'd like to assume that isn't the first time someone has pointed this out. Do you know anyone else who's also had this problem?
#463070 to #463068 - adunsaveme
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Iunno, he deleted a few

He has that general attitude of "any negative response is vitriol/flaming" when it actually isn't, it's just justifying deleting opinions.
#463071 to #463070 - tikitaco
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Hmm, I wonder if he'd delete a post if someone were to try and make a criticism that's passive.
#463045 - anon
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I hate the fact that infinitereaper won't stop being a ridiculously edgy cunt

And he thinks edgy is just a buzzword when it's exactly what he is, fucking thinks he's the true redpilled intellectual
#463034 - saltyfries
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>Fuck Alistair
>Fuck Wukong
>Fuck tanks
>Fuck them all to hell

It's bad enough it's no longer fun to play as an AP champ or ADC given how nerfed their items are and how nerfed they feel, but god fucking damn these guys take control every single fucking game I play on League. They're supposed to be TANKS! They're not meant to do that much damage, they're supposed to absorb it, but not only can they do the latter, THEY FUCKING CRUSH YOU! I can't tell you how many times I've lost 5v1's to tanks because they're so fucking OP and bullshit.

I hate Alistair because he has not one but 3 annoying ass stuns (and god help you if you're trying to fucking Ult)
I hate wukong because 99% of the time no matter what, he can get away after cloning himself.
Fuck LoL, I'm starting to hate it not because of the community, I rarely experience that and I still find it better than CoD's and some others, but it's because of the fact that Tanks have yet to be nerfed. Tanks shouldn't be able to control games like they can do and fuck games up, especially against the supposed power players like ADC's, assassins, mages, and other champs.

Every lol player hates Teemo, and while I understand his cheap tactics, he's so easy to counter if you build sight! They don't even realize who're the real cheap bullshit champions of the game are!
#463172 to #463034 - sackit
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(03/24/2016) [-]
I miss ap janna/yi and ali well yi was a bit too op
#463174 to #463172 - saltyfries
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(03/24/2016) [-]
Yii still can be, I've lately been seeing guys build rageblade and they get easy quads
#463177 to #463174 - sackit
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(03/24/2016) [-]
Really? never seen
#463056 to #463034 - aoeui
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(03/23/2016) [-]
you sound honestly terrible at the game but I feel you
some of them bother you and you can't do nothing about it
#463039 to #463034 - satoasami
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>Not maining Teemo or Jynx
#463076 to #463039 - saltyfries
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(03/23/2016) [-]
TEEMO
E
E
M
O
bruh I still main teemo
#463046 to #463039 - adunsaveme
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>playing teemo ironically or unironically
>calling jinx 'jynx'
>playing jinx

no
#463080 to #463046 - saltyfries
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(03/23/2016) [-]
somebody hates Teemo ;D Teemo is love, Teemo is life
#463086 to #463080 - adunsaveme
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(03/23/2016) [-]
teemo is a meme champion
#463087 to #463086 - saltyfries
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(03/23/2016) [-]
your face is a meme champion
#463057 to #463046 - aoeui
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Get Jinxed! League of Legends Music Get Jinxed
#463037 to #463034 - adunsaveme
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>I hate this game because I can't play it
#463035 to #463034 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
>What are pink wards
>What are sweeping lens
#463077 to #463035 - saltyfries
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(03/23/2016) [-]
if you're talking about Teemo again I know how to counter him because I main him
#463078 to #463077 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Wukong
#463079 to #463078 - saltyfries
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(03/23/2016) [-]
just curious, don't hate for this but, when you say pink wards, do you mean like the ward skin or something you buy at the shop in game? I've never even considered wards since I mostly just play ARAM
#463081 to #463079 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Pink wards are something you can buy in summoners rift.

Honestly complaining about aram is useless since aram is unbalanced and simply not cared for.
#463083 to #463081 - saltyfries
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(03/23/2016) [-]
That's because all champs are random, which is why I complain about the tanks, they take control of ARAM faster than any champ. I've seen ridiculous Karthus's and Jinx's, but in the end, the Tanks are always carrying for teams and I hate it. This is why I'm complaining about tanks because they have yet to be nerfed, AP champs have been nerfed horribly by patch 6.1 (mainly on the AP items which are not only weaker but more expensive now), while ADC champs haven't really been buffed nor have their items got cheaper either, which means it's even easier than ever for Tanks to get their items and take control of games.

I don't even try to target tanks anymore because it's useless, yet those damn tanks are still the first ones to get me every time before I can even get to the squishies. Fuck tanks, i hate em...
#463088 to #463083 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/23/2016) [-]
Yeah that aint gonna happen anytime soon buddy. They dont balance around aram
#463089 to #463088 - saltyfries
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(03/23/2016) [-]
they could still nerf the tanks or their items at least if nerfing ap champs has this much of an effect, then nerfing tanks will too, regardless of game mode.
#463031 - aoeui
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(03/23/2016) [-]
it's over
#463072 to #463031 - Elk
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(03/23/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** We never talked. It's nothing personal. I was just cleaning my friends list. I deleted everybody that I don't talk to.