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User avatar #322656 - bladeboy (09/24/2014) [-]
I hate how I can't seem to make any progress in running, it's so fucking frustrating.

In wrestling I've improved greatly by practicing my shit
In school I improved my marks by actually trying and studying
In weight lifting I've been able to increase my strength and shit by working out regularly

But in running nothing fucking changes. I run 5 times a week, usually between 3.5-5k and I make no progress. I don't complete the run any faster, I don't feel like I run it faster. I don't feel less fatigued. This is frustrating me to no end.
User avatar #322675 to #322656 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Run some sprints some days
User avatar #322668 to #322656 - dalokan (09/25/2014) [-]
pray 2 sanic 4 da fass u need
#322655 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I hate how I will die before I can see humanity truly thrive.
I will die before people can get to planets in a matter of hours from Earth, before we have cities on other planets, before we meet another intelligence race, before we bomb and slaughter the ever loving Christ fuck out of that intelligent race, all that good shit.

I am just in a perpetual fucking state of existential crisis.
User avatar #322783 to #322655 - azumeow (09/25/2014) [-]
Exoskeletons. That is all.
User avatar #322763 to #322655 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
We're one of the last generations to get blowjobs from real people. Aren't you glad to be here?
User avatar #322688 to #322655 - iamthepapercut (09/25/2014) [-]
We're getting close now to a recursive self-improving ai that will make all human intelligence completely obsolete. Shit's going to be crazy, don't know what could happen, and it could very well happen in our lifetimes.
User avatar #322689 to #322688 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Get hyped for the robot wars.
#322690 to #322689 - iamthepapercut (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm so fucking ready
I'm so fucking ready
#322683 to #322655 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
Yes, that's assuming we condense and save our own asses before we all die to begin with. I think that might come before space colonialism.
#322679 to #322655 - fishinyourface (09/25/2014) [-]
we've done some pretty interesting stuff already.  getting to space? for a race that started out thinking the earth was flat, that's quite the accomplishment. but I guess that's not good enough for you....
we've done some pretty interesting stuff already. getting to space? for a race that started out thinking the earth was flat, that's quite the accomplishment. but I guess that's not good enough for you....
User avatar #322685 to #322679 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, we've done incredible shit.
But I want to see us truly thrive, to see us go further until we can't go any further.
User avatar #322673 to #322655 - aoeui (09/25/2014) [-]
humanity has been thriving for a while now. we're at the onset of the next big revolution
User avatar #322674 to #322673 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Exactly, and I won't be alive to see us in our true glory.
User avatar #322677 to #322674 - aoeui (09/25/2014) [-]
are you really sure you want to see humans be overtaken by robots? once robots gain sentience, it's all over for us
User avatar #322687 to #322677 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm sure.
User avatar #322664 to #322655 - princessren (09/25/2014) [-]
Humanity should freeze you and then wake you up when that time comes so you can lead us in glorious conquest as emperor
#322672 to #322664 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Clearly.
#322657 to #322655 - bladeboy (09/24/2014) [-]
If the other race was truly intelligent would it allow humans to discover it?
User avatar #322659 to #322657 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
They can run but they can't fucking hide.
#322654 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2014) [-]
Guy guys, the new Apple device isn't all that different from the previous model.

Can I have thumbs now?
#322653 - volero ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I hate when people bitch about something and don't do anything to better the situation or try to get out of the situation entirely. They just sit there and complain, thinking it might change something, when it won't.
User avatar #322669 to #322653 - dalokan (09/25/2014) [-]
Couch activists?
User avatar #322670 to #322669 - volero ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Or keyboard warriors, whichever you prefer.
User avatar #322671 to #322670 - dalokan (09/25/2014) [-]
Whichever is fine
User avatar #322644 - damandan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Took a 50 question quiz, all multiple choice. How is that worth 115 points?
User avatar #322650 to #322644 - majormayor (09/24/2014) [-]
Some questions are more equal than others. As far as I'm concerned, questions tend to have different worth in different sections.
User avatar #322649 to #322644 - dalokan (09/24/2014) [-]
2.3 points for each answer
User avatar #322781 to #322649 - damandan ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
So I got 38.2 answers right
User avatar #322642 - dalokan (09/24/2014) [-]
I hate how I make a little march instead of walking.
User avatar #322648 to #322642 - noooooooooo ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm in my schools marching band and I sometimes find myself marching or staying in phase with people while walking.
#322640 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2014) [-]
I watched 21 Jump street.

after 20 minutes I forgot it was a comedy. It's the least funny film I've seen since Old school.

what do you think of it?
User avatar #322665 to #322640 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
It was certainly one of the better comedies i've seen of recent years
User avatar #322641 to #322640 - volero ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
It was alright. Not bad, not good.
#322634 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2014) [-]
sewallman
User avatar #322633 - puggerugger (09/24/2014) [-]
It's sad how internet explorers marketing campaign nowadays is "we're not completely fucking awful I swear"
User avatar #322643 to #322633 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
They made a little anime skit like a year ago, the plot of which is of a little girl who'se battlecry is "I won't be useless any more" or something like that.
User avatar #322694 to #322643 - Shiny ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
And a fair number of weeaboos genuinely started using IE because of it. Aheh.
User avatar #322635 to #322633 - cycloneclone (09/24/2014) [-]
they've been doing it for a couple years now
User avatar #322629 - geothermal ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
People in the youtube comments:

marhoobaable_
Damn their getting old._

papasmurfzable
God I hate you.
You're not funny.
Hope you get AIDS, kike.

Completely serious, you don't deserve to live. 
User avatar #322638 to #322629 - crazyolitis (09/24/2014) [-]
What did they comment on?
User avatar #322639 to #322638 - geothermal ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
An MGMT video
#322621 - haydentheviking (09/24/2014) [-]
just need to vent so pissed   
   
i mean in all serious-ness who the fuck hits girl who the fuck kicks a girl leg so they fall over and even worse when its your GF! i was walking with the women beaters gf today and we walked past him and he fucking demands! demands! that she hug him! this girl has some serious issues and the fact that makes it worse this girl is so great and kind! and then hit her run away then say sorry the next day BY TEXT! then later blame it on her!   
   
   
this guy is fucked! im pretty mad
just need to vent so pissed

i mean in all serious-ness who the fuck hits girl who the fuck kicks a girl leg so they fall over and even worse when its your GF! i was walking with the women beaters gf today and we walked past him and he fucking demands! demands! that she hug him! this girl has some serious issues and the fact that makes it worse this girl is so great and kind! and then hit her run away then say sorry the next day BY TEXT! then later blame it on her!


this guy is fucked! im pretty mad
User avatar #322623 to #322621 - haydentheviking (09/24/2014) [-]
This guy has some serious issues******** correction
User avatar #322627 to #322620 - swordmasterralis (09/24/2014) [-]
I really hope that's satire..
User avatar #322628 to #322627 - geothermal ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
It is, it was a joke someone made and spammed on every board.
User avatar #322622 to #322620 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm the only mascot this site needs.
#322624 to #322622 - ohemgeezus (09/24/2014) [-]
ur mum is teh only maskot ne1 nos tho




;^)
#322618 - aoeui (09/24/2014) [-]
I hate that I'm not descended from glorious chief duckhunter
User avatar #322615 - geothermal ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
How to shit on music:

Step one, Acquire good song
MGMT - Kids

Step two, Shit all over it
MGMT - Kids (Dagga Remix)
User avatar #322636 to #322615 - volero ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
That was God damn awful. I hate dubstep to begin with, but that was actually painfully bad.
#322626 to #322615 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2014) [-]
Club Penguin: The Party Starts Now! by Cadence - Official Music Video

this must be the song you are looking for.
User avatar #322651 to #322626 - majormayor (09/24/2014) [-]
That reminds me of all that "brony" music. I don't know why, but that bothers me more than most of the other things they have done.
#322637 to #322626 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2014) [-]
oh holy shit
User avatar #322619 to #322615 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
both were ass
User avatar #322647 to #322619 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
like booty and anaconda

literally :^)
User avatar #322691 to #322647 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
shut up mitch bade
User avatar #322602 - drastronomy (09/24/2014) [-]
people who go out of their way to try to seem cool/good in front of girls - so much that they are stepping on their friends, so to speak


my piece of shit "friend" told a girl friend of mine 90% of what i thought of was dicks (since i drew a dick on his math-notebook)

how immature can you be

drawing a penis is not deserving of shit like that
User avatar #322605 to #322602 - fishinyourface (09/24/2014) [-]
tell him to go fuck himself. If he's already starting that shit and he's not even in a relationship yet, he's going to be Lord of the Cunts when a girl pities him enough to say yes to one of his advances.
User avatar #322606 to #322605 - drastronomy (09/24/2014) [-]
i tell him that all the time

he does not tend to follow my advice
#322607 to #322606 - fishinyourface (09/24/2014) [-]
stop talking to him entirely, then he'll figure you're mad at him and if he asks why, tell him it's because he's a prick and you have no time for that.
User avatar #322608 to #322607 - drastronomy (09/24/2014) [-]
k, will do
User avatar #322609 to #322608 - fishinyourface (09/24/2014) [-]
I don't know if you're just dismissing my comments or not but I'm sorry if they seem too harsh for your situation. I just get very angry when I hear of situations like these because I had a "best friend" who ended up treating every single one of her friends like absolute dog shit just to hang out, and eventually fuck, with a guy who is a total deadbeat scumbag, and only uses her as a fuck toy until he finds someone else...
User avatar #322610 to #322609 - drastronomy (09/24/2014) [-]
i am going to follow your advice, hence the "k, will do"

The worst part is, i am interested in the same girl he told that to.

That is fucking infuriating
User avatar #322611 to #322610 - fishinyourface (09/24/2014) [-]
that's...that's fucking disgusting. apparently he cares more about throwing people under the bus than he does about his friends...
User avatar #322612 to #322611 - drastronomy (09/24/2014) [-]
It seems so, yes...

i have not told anyone (outside of funnyjunk) about this, but i have been rejected 4-5 times over the last 2 years. I already feel pathetic as it is, especially considering 2 of the girls i asked out were good, single friends of mine. I am also not picking the best apples on the tree, so to speak...

If that guy were to start going out with her


i think i might have to go to hogwarts to get my wizard diploma
User avatar #322614 to #322612 - fishinyourface (09/24/2014) [-]
those girls probably just wanted to keep being friends with you. and let me tell you something about girls who are not the best apples in the trees. They likely want someone who is the best apple in the tree, meaning their standards are higher than they should be. I'm not trying to be mean, and I know that "leagues" don't exist, but come on, they kind of do a little. sometimes you get lucky and you manage to find someone who it doesn't seem real that you should be with them, but yet you are. that's what they're hoping for. There's nothing wrong with you, they just always hope for higher. truth be told, even if you were 85% of their standards, they would still want that extra 15% and hold out to see if they can get it...and don't give up, you have lots of time to find someone. even if you're rejected, keep your head up high. you never know, someone you asked could actually end up being interested because they see how well you handle rejection.
User avatar #322903 to #322614 - drastronomy (09/25/2014) [-]
k, told him about how much of an ass he was being

he became beta as fuck and shut up for the rest of the day


i fear he might be desperate for a relationship with the girl, though. I think i might ask her out when i get back from a surgery i am getting.
User avatar #322904 to #322903 - fishinyourface (09/25/2014) [-]
definitely go for it! And good, he just needed a wake up call, I hope he cleans up his act after this. You can get a girl without putting others down...
#322595 - jimmyneubtron (09/24/2014) [-]
I really do not like how people just shit on Tech Schools. Its like people think we are too retarded to get into a Division one college.
User avatar #322645 to #322595 - damandan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I think all for profit colleges are idiotic
#322790 to #322645 - jimmyneubtron (09/25/2014) [-]
Its kinda hard to get a good job unless you get some kind of schooling
User avatar #322792 to #322790 - damandan ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Go to school but not at for-profit college where they just accept you just on money
User avatar #322581 - thegrohltroll (09/24/2014) [-]
When people ask you about your qualities and flaws.
Nigga the fuck do I know, in my eyes I'm perfect
jk but seriously this question shouldn't asked
User avatar #322583 to #322581 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
It is extremely helpful if you know your own qualities and flaws. That way you can maintain those qualities and work on your flaws.
This is basic shit, nigga
User avatar #322592 to #322583 - thegrohltroll (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah but everytime I thought about a quality or a flaw I say to myself wait that's not entirely true.
I'm a firm believer of Nietzsche's "we are strangers to ourselves"
User avatar #322584 to #322583 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Wait. Are you saying there are people who don't absolutely bullshit that question's answer?
User avatar #322585 to #322584 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I mean most do, but it is actually beneficial to you if you know your true flaws and qualities
User avatar #322586 to #322585 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah. But still, if you get mostly bullshit as feedback for that then it is pretty much a useless question.
#322579 - itsmegumi (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry
Sorry
#322572 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Tumblr SJW use an ad hominem fallacy attacking someone personally rather than paying attention to their actual argument in their rebuttal, I'd have enough nickel soup to eat for weeks.
User avatar #322652 to #322572 - majormayor (09/24/2014) [-]
I think the most annoying ones are the ones who may initially come up with a decent claim, but they don't argue any further and just mock those who disagree.
#322590 to #322572 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2014) [-]
they win once you give them attention, never argue with them. they're like a kid screaming and stamping it's feet, it will keep doing it until it gets what it wants which in this case means attention. if you ignore what they are saying, they will fade away into nothingness. yes they will keep making posts about whatever shade of purple has offended them that day but it'll be to a bunch of people who don't care.    
   
ignore it and it will go away.
they win once you give them attention, never argue with them. they're like a kid screaming and stamping it's feet, it will keep doing it until it gets what it wants which in this case means attention. if you ignore what they are saying, they will fade away into nothingness. yes they will keep making posts about whatever shade of purple has offended them that day but it'll be to a bunch of people who don't care.

ignore it and it will go away.
User avatar #322577 to #322572 - volero ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
It's all they have to argue with.
User avatar #322564 - thegrohltroll (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm so socially awkward that people think I'm stupid most of the time.
User avatar #322582 to #322564 - volero ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I used to be kind of awkward when I was in middle school. You just have to force yourself out of it.
User avatar #322593 to #322582 - thegrohltroll (09/24/2014) [-]
I tried to do that, I forgot all the words I wanted to speak and looked extremely stupid
#322570 to #322564 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2014) [-]
hell, I'm so socially awkward I think I'm retarded
User avatar #322578 to #322570 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm just retarded.
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