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#483019 - huntergriff
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(08/12/2016) [-]
>Actually defending incest because it's "two consenting adults"

kill yourself, fam.

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#483036 to #483019 - thebestpieever
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¯_(ツ)_/¯
User avatar #483030 to #483019 - dumerveil
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Have to agree with Ren here. Considering the power dynamic of a mother/son relationship, there is most likely abuse going on here. However, the issue with incest are the offspring and the emotional turmoil it creates within the family. If those two things can be avoided, what is so wrong? Sometimes you break your arms, yknow.
User avatar #483031 to #483030 - ferrettamer
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reddit memes need to stay on reddit
User avatar #483034 to #483031 - dumerveil
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Are you coming on to me?
User avatar #483035 to #483034 - ferrettamer
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maybe
User avatar #483070 to #483035 - dumerveil
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nicr
#483028 to #483019 - reallyren
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I don't really have a problem with it as long as there is no risk of pregnancy or abuse/manipulation of a minor
but I'm a degenerate so...
User avatar #483029 to #483028 - reallyren
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However the mother son thing definitely runs that risk of child abuse
User avatar #483027 to #483019 - aoeui
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(08/12/2016) [-]
how dare you insult the name of the prophet muhammad pbuh
User avatar #483024 to #483019 - ferrettamer
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incest is hot
#483025 to #483024 - huntergriff
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User avatar #483026 to #483025 - ferrettamer
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prove to me it's not
User avatar #483021 to #483019 - alexanderburns
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hey elk you don't like huntergriff right
if you really want to piss him off just fuck your dad
#483022 to #483021 - huntergriff
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kek.
#483007 - gibroner
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Some more of the grade A retardation that pops up in my Facebook Newsfeed
User avatar #483020 to #483007 - dumerveil
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In my youth I was often told that in the end times everyone would be implanted with a chip. Something as innocuous as this causes an uproar and it's really sad. I like the chip cards.
User avatar #483023 to #483020 - alexanderburns
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fucking sheep
User avatar #483010 to #483007 - bladeboy
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But, why would it matter if they already have a sim card in your phone which you take everywhere?
User avatar #483009 to #483007 - EdwardNigma
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(08/12/2016) [-]
Jesus christ
User avatar #483001 - wallbuilder
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>Friend's bitch gf gets mad if my cat is meowing in the loungeroom
>Friend's bitch gf gets mad if my cat is meowing in my room
>Friend's bitch gf gets mad in general
I think I actually consider women guilty until proven not shit at this rate.
User avatar #483002 to #483001 - TheseChocodiles
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il report back to the troops that we have to prove ourselves worthy of a non-bitch title from our lord and savior wallbuilder
User avatar #483011 to #483002 - aoeui
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why the fuck are you back
User avatar #483037 to #483011 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/12/2016) [-]
its hard to stay away from warm greetings such as this
User avatar #483126 to #483037 - enlightednatzie
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(08/14/2016) [-]
Aw no dont leave m'lady
User avatar #483129 to #483126 - TheseChocodiles
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(08/14/2016) [-]
i still pop in and out
but ive had a lot of shit ive needed to focus on in terms of my course so it seemed like the right time to dip out

theres literally one certain user that if he died it would be so much easier and id be here as a regular
but hes a fucking tyrant and i honestly dont care about the board that much to put up with it all the time

if you ever need me tho doll just mail me
User avatar #483160 to #483129 - enlightednatzie
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We all have our orbiters, i like mine thought because they make me feel famous.
User avatar #483003 to #483002 - wallbuilder
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Excellent. Spread the word. I will fast-track your non-bitch certificate.
User avatar #483004 to #483003 - TheseChocodiles
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oh no sorry i actually identify as a cat so please do not send me a certificate
#483005 to #483004 - ferrettamer
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User avatar #483006 to #483005 - ferrettamer
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why is the thumbnail so small
User avatar #483039 to #483006 - TheseChocodiles
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it wanted to match with how you feel on a daily basis
User avatar #483040 to #483039 - ferrettamer
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i'm larger than life
User avatar #483041 to #483040 - TheseChocodiles
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as soon as i read that comment i thought of hilary duff and im not sure why i made that connection
User avatar #483042 to #483041 - ferrettamer
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it's cause i'm going to marry her someday
User avatar #483043 to #483042 - TheseChocodiles
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would you invite me to the wedding
User avatar #483044 to #483043 - ferrettamer
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yea you can be a flower girl if you like
User avatar #483046 to #483044 - TheseChocodiles
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ur so nice
#482999 - dragontamers
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I feel like my anger is starting to get the best of me. My sister and mother are driving me nuts and all I want to do is bash their fucking heads in. My mother uses me as her own personal slave, having me buy whatever she wants, make her food, and throw out her fucking trash all the while she sits on her bed and only gets off her fat arse to go to the toilet.

My sister is on an entirely different fucking level. The abuse I've had to endure from this fucking sociopath, getting stabbed because she didn't want me to play with the cat, nearly losing my hear when she threw a dust pan at my head that made my ear bleed, getting punched in the head whenever I ignore her, having a knife held to my throat, getting choked for comparing her to our abusive father, stomping my chest in when I changed the channel on the tv. She's since stopped after I called the police on her when she tried to destroy my $1000 computer but that hasn't stopped her from verbally abusing me. Calling me dog shit, worthless, that I should kill myself, that she hopes someone slips and slashes my throat, that I'm a waste of space, that I'll never amount to anything, that she's going to kill my dog, pick up my dog and burn her on the stove, stab my dog and that the navy rejected my application to join because I'm an self centered piece of shit that only cares about my stupid video games. First of all the Navy rejected me and shot down my appeal because of just below than allowed eye sight and a single case of sleep walking past the age of 16.

I genuinely fear that I'm going to fall back into depression and try to kill myself. I'm surprised that I've held on this long. But the only I can think of is to get a job and move out but no one calls me back and I can't become a cop because I need a license and I can't afford that when living paycheck to paycheck on Centrelink benefits.
#483018 to #482999 - reallyren
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Oh my god
I think you and your dog need to get out of there
User avatar #483016 to #482999 - stephyteddy
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Girls are crazy, bruh. Time to go find an apartment. ;D The freedom will be great, I mean, sure you'll need a job and pay for bills. Buuut personally I loooooooved it when I moved out of my mom's house. Paying bills and working is a small price to pay for that freedom, imo.
User avatar #483017 to #483016 - stephyteddy
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And save up for a vehicle. And get any job. Do you have to be a cop right now?
Find an apartment close to that job. Then save, save, save. And look into going to a law school after you've saved up..
User avatar #483055 to #483017 - dragontamers
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In order to be a cop I need a license and I can't afford a license when living paycheck to paycheck on benefits. I've been trying to get a job but noone calls me back.
#483098 to #483055 - anon id: 3814cb8d
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Keep trying.

Or would you rather your sister end up killing you and your dog?

Thats what i though.
User avatar #483012 to #482999 - aoeui
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don't be a pussy
you'll be right
seriously why isn't your sister in jail lol
User avatar #483000 to #482999 - wallbuilder
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Sounds like you should kill that bitch instead of yourself.
#482998 - stephyteddy
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You know what I hate? Not being able to enjoy video games anymore.
No matter what game it is, I immediately stop enjoying it. I get tired of it, or I get anxious that I'm not doing something else. It really sucks because I used to LOVE playing video games, I would get so hyped up about it. But now it's like something in my brain switched off. Instead of enjoying it and being immersed I find myself anxious that I'm not putting my time into something else, or I literally get tired and have to take a nap afterwards like an old woman who got too bored.
User avatar #483013 to #482998 - aoeui
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it's cause you grew up
it's time to start a family steph, you maternal instincts kicked in. get on that baby making thing
User avatar #483014 to #483013 - stephyteddy
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No, babies are 2spooky4me.
Can I get a puppy instead?
User avatar #483015 to #483014 - aoeui
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smh white people using puppies as replacements for babies
fine I guess you could get one as long as you promise to breed eventually
User avatar #482997 - wallbuilder
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Been playing EDF on Inferno difficulty and keep getting beginners joining my game.
They're completely useless.
User avatar #482989 - geothermal
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I spent 3 hours trying to figure out why my machine wouldn't start, turns out there was a secret, 4th estop button on it.
And some asshole pressed it and didn't tell me.
User avatar #482994 to #482989 - aoeui
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what does sucking feel like
User avatar #482996 to #482994 - geothermal
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Put your thumb as far into your mouth as you can and try to minimize the force your teeth put down, all while using your tounge to try and lift the thumb to the roof of your mouth
User avatar #482950 - shibe
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so i was able to get contacts and when i got home i tried putting them back in and i dropped it down the sink

just kill me
User avatar #482995 to #482950 - aoeui
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gladly
*teleports behind shibe*
*unsheaths katana, an ancient japanese sword, slices his head off cleanly in one stroke*
User avatar #482973 to #482950 - drastronomy
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You did not get dailies? Are you retarded?
User avatar #482974 to #482973 - shibe
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what's that
User avatar #482975 to #482974 - drastronomy
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Contacts you change daily
User avatar #482976 to #482975 - shibe
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uh that's what i got
User avatar #482977 to #482976 - shibe
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im pretty sure
User avatar #482982 to #482977 - drastronomy
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Then why are you bitching about losing one
User avatar #482952 to #482950 - dumerveil
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Wear glasses.
User avatar #482959 to #482952 - shibe
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i hate glasses
User avatar #482961 to #482959 - dumerveil
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Really? Cause last I checked all you've been bitching about is contact lenses.
Hey, I get it, glasses look nerdy. I was embarrassed to wear mine in the 10th grade too. But once you stop being a bitch and man up, its no big deal.
User avatar #482962 to #482961 - shibe
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i've had glasses for like 5 years now
#482965 to #482962 - reallyren
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GIF
get a really cute pair
User avatar #482980 to #482965 - alexanderburns
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yo I got a cute pair I could give you
a cute pair of balls
User avatar #482967 to #482965 - shibe
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ren can you just fuck off like i told you too
User avatar #482978 to #482967 - dumerveil
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to**
#482970 to #482967 - reallyren
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User avatar #482963 to #482962 - dumerveil
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Then keep wearing them?
User avatar #482964 to #482963 - shibe
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but i hate myself with them

like honestly, any time i don't have to, i don't wear them, they're soooooo bad
User avatar #482966 to #482964 - dumerveil
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Get a really cute pair.
User avatar #482968 to #482966 - shibe
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please stop listening to ren
User avatar #482969 to #482968 - dumerveil
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Well the advice is sound. Get a pair that doesn't look like shit. You'll forget your glasses are even there after a while. I find myself getting into the shower with my glasses on and not realizing.
User avatar #482971 to #482969 - shibe
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i honestly can't find glasses that i like and fit my face shape

so fuck glasses
User avatar #482972 to #482971 - dumerveil
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Life is easier if you stop being such a pussy about everything, you know.
User avatar #482953 to #482952 - bladeboy
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nerd
User avatar #482955 to #482953 - ferrettamer
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fucking savage
User avatar #482956 to #482955 - bladeboy
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Stop it James.
User avatar #482957 to #482956 - ferrettamer
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stop what
User avatar #482979 to #482957 - ohemgeezus
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it. learn to read
User avatar #482981 to #482979 - ferrettamer
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i can't read it triggers me
#482947 - satoasami
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Stranger Things is a show on Netflix that takes place in the 1970's. It's about 4 kids in middle school who play Dungeons and Dragons. You got the fat kid, the black kid and the angsty white kid but the 4th kid is actually an alien from another dimension

There is a portal tearing thru time and space under a containment field by the FBI/CIA and the town's people are starting to riot because the military is searching for that alien kid thinking he is responsible for it

This alien kid is a telepath who can cause people to explode just by looking at them. The downside is telepathy causes him to vomit blood uncontrollably. His gimmick is he loves Eggo Waffles

Also these Face Hugging Aliens with tentacles for tounges are coming out of the portal feeding on humans. They seem to be immune to bullets but have a strong distaste for fire. The CGi in this show is extremely low budget so you don't get to see these aliens for long. If you've ever watched an Asylum Film the CGi is that terrible

Also this takes place in the 70's because the angsty white kid gets an Atari for his birthday and he's fucking estatic. A $500 portable pong machine
User avatar #482949 to #482947 - muchname
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implying it's not fucking awesome.
Stephen King and John Carpenter throwbacks are good, capitalist chinaman cartoon porn isn't, normie.
#482948 to #482947 - anon id: f1581dd4
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#482946 - anon id: 88bf6c31
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Need to throw a little rage here

>Be me playing insurgency
>Everyone is having a good time
>One player gets on and fucks over everyone
>Keeps instigating with 2 of the players
>The Two players give this player such a banter that he called on a restart round
>It passes and everyone is confused on how this passed
>Now everyone hates this person but shrugs it off but the two players
>This instigator said If you keep on saying "so and so" I'm gonna keep resetting the round also claimed to be an admin
>People are now pissed after 2 more reset
> One person decides enough is enough and vote to kick ban this asswipe
>Smashed that F1
>He gets banned but only to have some other people resetting the round 3 more times

#482944 - Ihazfunkitty
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>play civ v
>see some good tiles
>plop down settler
>"ok after 3 turns i have enough to buy that tile"
>incomes fukin austria
>she puts down a town on the tile i wanted
>tell her to fuck off with her cities
>she doenst listen
>couple of turns later she denounces me
>i delare war
>wipe out all her towns annexed the towns that had good shit

friend told me to stop being so warmongering. well i wouldnt have to if they werent stealing my goddamn tiles.
also he tries to be friends with all the states, which backfired since a total of 3 nations declared war on him. while i only wiped out one nation
User avatar #483091 to #482944 - misticalz
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>Buying tiles
#483093 to #483091 - tiles
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That's right. Take me to dinner first
User avatar #482954 to #482944 - bladeboy
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Was this a multiplayer war?
User avatar #482985 to #482954 - TheseChocodiles
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wow bladeboy asks a girl a question that doesn't relate to her ass tits or tummy
big day for the board
User avatar #482987 to #482985 - bladeboy
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I only do that to you.
User avatar #482988 to #482987 - TheseChocodiles
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oh thank god then
User avatar #482990 to #482988 - bladeboy
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Can I see ur tummy
User avatar #482991 to #482990 - TheseChocodiles
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go play a game of golf with daddy
User avatar #483008 to #482991 - alexanderburns
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do you work out
User avatar #483038 to #483008 - TheseChocodiles
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i beat the shit out of a pillow with your big stupid face on it every night if that counts
User avatar #482992 to #482991 - bladeboy
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That's not even an insult
User avatar #482993 to #482992 - TheseChocodiles
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are my insults ever not weak though lets be honest here
User avatar #482960 to #482954 - Ihazfunkitty
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ye, private server with a friend
User avatar #482986 to #482960 - bladeboy
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You guys should play with me some time I'm really fun to play with :3
#482951 to #482944 - reallyren
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your falling was believing it was your tile to begin with
User avatar #482958 to #482951 - Ihazfunkitty
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whaddya mean falling, i got the tile in the end
User avatar #482945 to #482944 - aoeui
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hello and how much would it cost to purchase feet pictures from you
#482941 - shenro
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>try arena in hearthstone for the 1st time in a long while
>go 0-3 because i get mu opponent to like 5 hp and then have no way of finishing them off
this is why i don't play arena.
#482942 to #482941 - Darianvincent
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>going 0-3
#482931 - huntergriff
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I hate how bioware only gave us storage space for a handful of stronghold keys on SWTOR. There shouldn't be a limit, goddammit.
I hate how bioware only gave us storage space for a handful of stronghold keys on SWTOR. There shouldn't be a limit, goddammit.
User avatar #482928 - alexanderburns
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oh shit it's fuckin dumerveil
User avatar #482929 to #482928 - dumerveil
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Alexander this is a shitpost.
User avatar #482930 to #482929 - alexanderburns
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oh shit
User avatar #482932 to #482930 - dumerveil
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waddup
#482923 - tvfreakuk
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The thing I hate most about customer service is those customers who phone up to complain about stupid fucking bullshit. Then you'll solve their issue in 10 seconds with common sense (ie. Customer: "where does it say [important info] on my documents?! It is meant to say it!" *look up documents* me: "it says it on page 3")
All they can say is "oh", and then you can hear their panicked breath while they're thinking "oh no, I phoned up angry about complete bullshit and I've been caught out..." while they desperately grasp at other things to complain about so then they'll say something like "but what about this charge on [date]? What's that about?!"
*look it up* "that was because you changed your car"
And then it just goes on and on and on, me just solving any genuine issue straight away or explaining any bullshit thing easily and they'll still just say that they weren't happy about certain things.
It's at times like this I wish that we didn't always have to be happy and polite in customer service. I understand why we have to; I'm representing a brand and a company and the company want me to be happy and polite and accommodating...
But these people need to be told that they're a cunt. They're massive, humongous, pathetic cunts and they just need someone to say "you're being a cunt. Stop it."
User avatar #482918 - lobselvith
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I swear, I don't get paid enough for this shit. Warning: this story is disgusting and I'm a still a little drunk, so bear with me If I'm being a dumbass.

Yesterday, I was cleaning the restrooms when I noticed that one of the full toilet paper rolls had fallen into the toilet. You think all I had to do was just reach in with a gloved hand and pull it out? Haha, wrong. It might have been that simple if God didn't hate my existance.

Someone had actually managed to shit inside of the toilet paper roll, throw it in the toilet, and then shit on top of it.

I had to pick the disguusting abomination of paper and cardboard and human shit up and shake the shit inside of it loose so that it would fall back into the toiletn so that I could throw the roll away. I had to keep myself from gagging for the rest of the time I had to clean the restrooms.

People are fucking dicks.
User avatar #482933 to #482918 - dalokan
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Reminds me of what I had to clean a couple days ago.

We closed and they sent me to clean the bathrooms. I went into the ladies bathroom, clean the exterior, then check the toilets. In one of them someone made a bed of toilet paper, and put two logs right on top. Shit wouldn't flush and they were dry and stinking.

I almost gagged but then I remembered that I will have to deal with corpses later on my career, so I just sprayed it with a full cleaner and broke it with the plunger.

How the fuck do women bathrooms get so dirty, jesus.
User avatar #482938 to #482933 - bladeboy
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Women are vile creatures, that's why I only fuck traps :3
User avatar #482939 to #482938 - ferrettamer
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um traps are women you racist
#482940 to #482939 - dalokan
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User avatar #482921 to #482918 - cognosceteipsum
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lol
User avatar #482920 to #482918 - existance
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Existence*
#482910 - satoasami
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There was this tenant who used to live at this firm I am designating at who doesn't live here anymore due to her multiple drug related outbursts

Her old room is being occupied by a new tenant who says I remind her of her Ex and that I am physically attractive to her

NO! Not again! Not dealing with this shit I am already over relationships. My last Ex already used me as a suppressant to try and get over her Ex and she told me I had a baby dick. Anytime a woman says you remind me of my ex please fucking 360 degree and walk away you're not gonna get anything out of this scenario just a woman who is gonna drink and throw empty beer bottles at your forehead
User avatar #482943 to #482910 - aoeui
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stop meeting girls in a group home
better yet get a job
stop dating white trash whores
also >baby dick
User avatar #482935 to #482910 - dalokan
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>posting traceboy
>in my board

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#482925 to #482910 - anon id: f1581dd4
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Ha ha, you have a tiny dick.
#482906 - EdwardNigma
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>Die Antwoord shit talks Suicide Squad director for "Ripping off their style"

So kinda like how you ripped your style off of meth addicts and the clinically insane?
You didn't fucking invent "being a spastic with a lot of shitty tattoos"
User avatar #482934 to #482906 - dalokan
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I hated them in Chappie.

The only good part was when they died.
User avatar #482911 to #482906 - cognosceteipsum
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Australian
#482912 to #482911 - EdwardNigma
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User avatar #482919 to #482912 - cognosceteipsum
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Australian banter
#482902 - Churd
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#482894 - ohemgeezus
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I don't get why anyone sky dives. The other day some 18 year old was with someone with 700 jumps and both of them died because neither of the shoots opened. Adrenaline junkies are retarded
User avatar #482983 to #482894 - rokkarokkaali
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God forbid people put their OWN lives at risk for their OWN enjoyment
User avatar #482984 to #482983 - ohemgeezus
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haha yeah
User avatar #482926 to #482894 - alexanderburns
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sky diving is on my bucket list
User avatar #482927 to #482926 - ohemgeezus
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I hope you accomplish it soon so that you will die soon after
User avatar #482900 to #482894 - dumerveil
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Don't post dragonball z on this board.
#482901 to #482900 - ohemgeezus
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User avatar #482895 to #482894 - ferrettamer
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i'd skydive giving the opportunity
User avatar #482896 to #482895 - ohemgeezus
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If there is a god, this scenario will happen to you since you like shitty Adam Sandler movies
User avatar #482897 to #482896 - ferrettamer
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"Good and evil has nothing to do with God. I collect church collapses. Did you see the recent one in Sicily? The facade fell on 65 grandmothers during a special mass. Was that evil? Was that God? If he's up there, he just loves it. Typhoid and swans, it all comes from the same place"

if there is a god, letting me live is like a double whammy. my suffering doesn't end and i get to continue sharing shitty adam sandler movies with everybody else, so they too can suffer