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#364776 - Decode (02/02/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Fuck+all+of+you/text/5442125/   
   
Remember this guy? Me neither
www.funnyjunk.com/Fuck+all+of+you/text/5442125/

Remember this guy? Me neither
User avatar #365628 to #364776 - TurkDragon (02/05/2015) [-]
apparently you do since you posted the link... just saiyin
#364869 to #364776 - Elk (02/03/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I've never heard of TurkDragon. :c
User avatar #365629 to #364869 - TurkDragon (02/05/2015) [-]
you have now
#364780 to #364776 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if he's trying to troll or not since his "talent" company name is called "llorT Records" but he actually has music and shit
User avatar #365627 to #364780 - TurkDragon (02/05/2015) [-]
thank you
#364765 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
>Get into New 52 a few months ago
>start Batgirl last month
>I fucking love it
>everything about it is great
>thinkin' it could be my favourite comic series so far
>today get to #35 where this happens io9.com/batgirls-new-uniform-may-be-the-best-damn-superheroine-1603247249
>everything about it that was great is gone
>now made for 14 year old girls. and not comic book reading 14 year old girls. like, average 14 year old girls
>Barbara Gordon is now the opposite of who she's been forever
>#35 was awful in every way, unless you love pretty colors
>selfies, the villain spoke with hashtags, Batgirl got drunk and slept with a random guy
>this is how it will be from now on

They warned me. They said it. "Don't bother reading the New 52. It's awful."
BUT I HAD TO TRY
I'll never forget you, pre #35 Batgirl New 52. You're my favourite. You may have been killed, but you'll live on through me.
In the form of disappointment and anger
#364836 to #364765 - nefarian ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
"Superheroine"
"Superheroine"
#364781 to #364765 - princesstrans (02/02/2015) [-]
that outfit is pretty cute tho
that outfit is pretty cute tho
User avatar #364791 to #364781 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
your fucking dick is cute faggot
User avatar #364778 to #364765 - squalllionhart (02/02/2015) [-]
i like how they gave her boots instead of high heels but why does she look so damn bubbly? i don't read comics but isn't she supposed to be the female batman? batman's not bubbly
User avatar #364790 to #364778 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Think, female Batman, but with more personality and less sad. And never high heels any way. Batgirl aint Catwoman. Plus, Batman trained her. She would wear heels if Batman wore them.

but it's happy time forever because changing the demographic
not making another series for a different demographic
not broadening the demographic
changing a series with a big following to better appeal to people that don't follow it
User avatar #364769 to #364765 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
"Designed by Tarr and writer Cameron Stewart, the outfit is sensible, stylish, and just all around perfect. It also happens to be eminently cosplayable."

yes because fuck practicality, It's cosplayable!
User avatar #364766 to #364765 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
*made out with some guy
not slept with
anger does things to short term memory
he slept on the couch after sleeping with Batgirl's roommate
#364764 - volero (02/02/2015) [-]
I hate hitting my knee cap on things. It's one of the few body parts that hurts when I hit it.
Funny bone? Eh. Head? Eh. Shin? Eh. Knee cap? Holy fuck.
#364777 to #364764 - babybeel (02/02/2015) [-]
Have you ever jumped on a bed and kneed yourself in the face? And the shock made you hit your elbow off the side table?
That day was a roller-coaster.
#364779 to #364777 - volero (02/02/2015) [-]
When I was younger I was jumping on a trampoline, landed, and kneed myself in the eye. I was showing my mom what happened, and I accidentally did the same thing to my other eye. The next day, I had two black eyes.
User avatar #364874 to #364757 - adunsaveme (02/03/2015) [-]
I see two asshole comments and four joke comments

Harden up
User avatar #364885 to #364874 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
I just hardened up
User avatar #364889 to #364887 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
for me
User avatar #364870 to #364757 - Elk (02/03/2015) [-]
>>#364759, >>#364763, >>#364758, >>#364770, Not mentioning my name. Shame on you.

I said before that I don't mind showing my face, but I'm not doing it on this site. I also don't do it on every post.

Sorry that I think long hair on guys is ugly. Shit, that must mean I'm autistic. D:
#364873 to #364870 - Elk (02/03/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Actually, I just looked through all those comments you linked, and only two were straight up insults. That's really sad that you got mad over those comments in particular. You might have anger issues, buddy.
User avatar #364872 to #364870 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
adunsaveme
ban this person
User avatar #364770 to #364757 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
made me giggle
#364758 to #364757 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
He said in one of those links he's not posting one because he's not a Euro, but yeah he shitposts, welcome to FJ.
User avatar #364877 to #364758 - Elk (02/03/2015) [-]
Would you and alexanderburns like me more if I stopped posting random shit on here? :c
User avatar #364879 to #364877 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
i would like you more if adunsaveme banned you
#364763 to #364758 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
It's not even shitposting, he's straight out autistic. Have you seen the posts he makes on this board? Jesus Christ
User avatar #364759 to #364758 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
shitposters should all be banned
User avatar #364875 to #364759 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
Free speech includes the shitposters too, not happy about it either personally.
By the way I like the new costume, the getting drunk and making out thing was stupid, but other than that she was still smart.
User avatar #364881 to #364875 - Elk (02/03/2015) [-]
>implying I am a shit poster
User avatar #364882 to #364881 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
I've seen you shitpost plenty.
User avatar #364883 to #364882 - Elk (02/03/2015) [-]
Eh, you may disagree with what I say, but that doesn't make it shitposting.

In reality, shitposting is a small fraction of my conversations here.
User avatar #364884 to #364883 - freedomreturns (02/03/2015) [-]
I'm not saying when you disagree is shitposting, but you do shitpost.
User avatar #364894 to #364884 - Elk (02/03/2015) [-]
Everybody shit posts every now and then.
#364760 to #364759 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
Agreed, just about everyone of them thinks they're an epic troll but in reality it's just pic related
User avatar #364752 - dumbassvtwo (02/02/2015) [-]
I hate the bullshit that's happening atm.

So yesterday morning I found that I got an IP ban for spam (how my recent posting was considered spam i don't know) but later on in the evening i got home and turns out I'm not banned.

Same shit has happened today.

Someone explain this fuckery.
User avatar #365041 to #364752 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Phanact or EdwardNigma youre the only two mods i know off the top of my head.

Could you help me here? Im really confused as to why it only shows the IP ban on my phone then shows on my laptop then doesn't say it on my laptop.
User avatar #365083 to #365041 - phanact (02/03/2015) [-]
honestly I have no idea
User avatar #365104 to #365083 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Maybe try asking admin? He might know something.
User avatar #365105 to #365104 - phanact (02/03/2015) [-]
sounds like something related to your network really
User avatar #365106 to #365105 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Fair enough. My phone must have gotten an IP that's been banned previously. But it doesn't happen when im on mobile data. Only on my Wi-Fi. Maybe someone hacked my phone and shitposted. Illuminaty
User avatar #365161 to #365106 - joshlol (02/03/2015) [-]
so your wi-fi IP is banned?
#365165 to #365161 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
But It does get IP banned for a while when i log in to FJ on my phone.
User avatar #365166 to #365165 - joshlol (02/03/2015) [-]
weird
User avatar #365167 to #365166 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Yeah. I just logged in then to see if the "Ban" would also appear on my laptop but it didn't this time.

I might try refreshing my modem or ipconfig /release and /renew to get a new IP and see if that works.
User avatar #365171 to #365167 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Nope could get an IP
User avatar #365164 to #365161 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Well no because im commenting off my own wifi now.
User avatar #365107 to #365106 - phanact (02/03/2015) [-]
Your IP changes on your phone constantly
User avatar #365112 to #365107 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Wait. It does actually happen on mobile network and wifi. But i doubt that changes anything
User avatar #365110 to #365107 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Oh. Well I guess I cant go on FJ on my phone then. Oh well.
User avatar #364871 to #364752 - Elk (02/03/2015) [-]
Have you asked a mod directly?
User avatar #365002 to #364871 - dumbassvtwo (02/03/2015) [-]
Nope. Didnt think about that really. I might as week ask.
I think it might be some sort of error somewhere seeing as how it only seems to say I'm banned on my phone, before it shows on my laptop. Then says I'm not banned.
#364753 to #364750 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
Well, is there any proof that the ring ISN'T real?

Also he was suspended earlier for calling a kid black and bringing "The big book of knowledge" to school. What kind of retarded school is this? I thought texas was better than this
User avatar #364761 to #364753 - nefarian ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
>Texas
>Better
#364762 to #364761 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
Well I live in Florida, so yeah
User avatar #364768 to #364762 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Wat, I thought you were foreign
#364771 to #364768 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
What made you think that, silly goose?
User avatar #364772 to #364771 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
I dunno, I guess I was just thinking of someone else
Well hello fellow Florida buddy
#364773 to #364772 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
This state sucks ass, but fellow friend. Where at do you live?
User avatar #364774 to #364773 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
I'm from around Tampa (Brandon if you know the area). Going to UCF in Orlando right now. How bout you?
#364775 to #364774 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
We live like an hour away, I live in Pasco County
User avatar #364785 to #364775 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Noiceee
#364741 - babybeel (02/02/2015) [-]
People whose only 'counter argument' is throwing around fallacies.
"Omg strawman" "oomg ad hominem" "omg slippery slope"
And I mean when it's their only argument and they use them incorrectly. They just chuck these terms around, but don't give any support to anything they've said, or even elaborate why the other person's argument is wrong. Screaming words you clearly don't fully understand in a bad attempt at invalidating someone's argument shows you have no argument yourself.
User avatar #364751 to #364741 - masterboll (02/02/2015) [-]
sounds like the faggots on here that come straight from 4chan
User avatar #364748 to #364741 - cognosceteipsum (02/02/2015) [-]
Shiny
Some nigga here talking shit on you
User avatar #364746 to #364741 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
Strawman detected
#364745 to #364741 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
There is a point to be made there.

Though it can be hard to take an argument full of emotional appeals and personal attacks seriously.
User avatar #364744 to #364741 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
There is the Fallacy fallacy ofc.
And cute bunny
#364743 to #364741 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Shiny ,this is for you.
#364738 - nefarian ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
So I woke up and noticed it was snowing outside. I thought it was great since I like snow. I proceeded to do my shit in the morning and went to school. For the past 8 hours it's been snowing non-stop and cars can't get through.

What's worse is that it may rain later, and it's gonna be -5 degrees celsius tonight, so that will make everything frozen.

And getting a day off due to heavy snow is very uncommon here, so all I can do is to deal with it.

Fuck this weather.
User avatar #364739 to #364738 - fishinyourface ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
the storm is supposed to start in the afternoon where I live, which means my university isn't going to bother closing, so by the time I'm done all my classes, I'll have to drive in that bullshit. I'd skip, but I have a mid term to do
User avatar #364737 - crazyolitis (02/02/2015) [-]
"Why are you always so optimistic? If you're always pessimistic, you're always either right, or things go better than expected."
User avatar #364740 to #364737 - TheseChocodiles (02/02/2015) [-]
optimism isn't always a choice. I'm quite optimistic but I don't choose to be, I don't ignore the fact that things could go wrong but I tend to put more substance and belief into the ways it could go right.
User avatar #364719 - rynkar (02/02/2015) [-]
I hate the story of the Tortoise and the Hare.
I mean, it has a good moral, but the details just bother me.
'if you keep trying, no matter the odds, you can win! If your opponent is beating you so bad he happens to nap/play with friends/eat lunch or whatever the version of the story says happens that the hare loses track of time and you beat him by his sheer hubris, that makes you a winner! Once.'
User avatar #364767 to #364719 - leonhardt (02/02/2015) [-]
Yeah even the slowest tortoise can win if he's racing a complete retard
User avatar #364747 to #364719 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
If you compare the speed of the hare to the tortoise, the hare would have won, and had time to nap for a few minutes. His dumbass didn't take a nap, he fucking went to sleep for a few hours.
User avatar #364725 to #364719 - thechosentroll (02/02/2015) [-]
Wait, that's the moral of the story? I thought the moral was "Don't be an overconfident cunt like the hare.".
User avatar #364723 to #364719 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
The real moral of the story is don't be a fuckin dumbass who goes to sleep during a race.
Be ruthless, for mercy may be your downfall.
User avatar #364717 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
I had pizza for lunch and I think that I smell like pizza now
User avatar #364718 to #364717 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
lunch? but its only 7:43am
User avatar #364720 to #364718 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
I eat my lunch beforehand because I don't have the time to do so at noon
User avatar #364721 to #364720 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
so what time do you eat your hand
User avatar #364724 to #364722 - thechosentroll (02/02/2015) [-]
I believe some people call that "breakfast".
User avatar #364726 to #364724 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
I eat my breakfast, then eat my early lunch
User avatar #364727 to #364726 - thechosentroll (02/02/2015) [-]
Grohl................... are you a hobbit?
User avatar #364729 to #364727 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
No I'm a normal human...with a rumen
#364692 - tvfreakuk (02/02/2015) [-]
I hate when I forget that debates on the internet are stupid and get into arguments with people
I hate when I forget that debates on the internet are stupid and get into arguments with people
User avatar #364705 to #364692 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
The best argument that i recently had was when someone told to prove thst dad jokes aren't funny. To this day, i don't know what he expected from me
User avatar #364728 to #364705 - fishinyourface ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
oh Lord, I saw that. They posted something on Hating about it I'm pretty sure
User avatar #364731 to #364728 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
It was me who posted it
User avatar #364732 to #364731 - fishinyourface ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
that would explain why I saw it. mybad that thread was still dildoes, I have never seen someone lose an argument so spectacularly, and try so hard to protect their pride
User avatar #364734 to #364732 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
I'm amazed by how people backed him up
User avatar #364735 to #364734 - fishinyourface ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
this site is full of surprises, and most of the time they're shitty ones
User avatar #364707 to #364705 - tvfreakuk (02/02/2015) [-]
My current argument is just against an apparent trans person who is for a webcomic character being changed to be more "politically correct" and "trans friendly", whereas I'm arguing the case that the author did it at the expense of the comic quality. It's meant to be a creepy horror with some humourous moments, and then half way through it becomes like a "We accept trans people!" after school special.
User avatar #364708 to #364707 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
This is when the author is afraid of losing audience and he crams in some political correctness at the expense of the quality. I hate when that happens
User avatar #364711 to #364708 - tvfreakuk (02/02/2015) [-]
But, at the same time; the character is actually well rounded now. Even as a trans character the overall comic is fine
But the original iteration of the comic was that the dad dressed in the mother's clothes because she was dead and he went mad with grief - and sort of replaced his personality with hers. Like Norman Bates in Psycho.
It fit the themes so well, and every character seems irrational and wacky anyway.
But "we can't make fun of non-binary gender people, nor the mentally ill" so it was changed in order to be less offensive.
User avatar #364703 to #364692 - leonhardt (02/02/2015) [-]
but muh ego
#364689 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Up at 2:41 and I haven't even started on my rough draft due in 12 hours   
I already feel like a huge sack of shit this semester
Up at 2:41 and I haven't even started on my rough draft due in 12 hours
I already feel like a huge sack of shit this semester
User avatar #364803 to #364689 - majormayor ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
I am also already not putting effort into my work this semester.
User avatar #364693 to #364689 - tvfreakuk (02/02/2015) [-]
I decided to just not hand in one of my essays.
I'm taking my time with it and handing it in in the next few weeks; it'll be capped at 40% but I just lost all passion for the specific class due to the teacher. Plus, as long as I do super well in the rest of my classes (that I actually enjoy and am doing well in) I'll be fine.
User avatar #364699 to #364693 - qxangelxp (02/02/2015) [-]
I've had like 3 teachers who were just so bad, I couldn't do well in the classes.

As a teacher, it's their job to teach, lecture, and make assignments, sure, but it's also their job to promote a positive learning environment, and not have shitty practices that will discourage students wanting to do well.
User avatar #364702 to #364699 - tvfreakuk (02/02/2015) [-]
The thing that got to me was just that he was kinda temporamental. One lesson he's going on about the advancements of technology of filmmakers and saying how we can make a industry standard "blockbuster beautiful" film for just around £10,000

Then the next lesson he's saying that we aren't going to make it in the industry ever.

The main thing that pissed me off though, was when I found out he told a second year student that she shouldn't try and be a director because it'll be hard for her because there aren't that many female directors. I just sort of felt like "Y'know what - fuck that guy." and just focused on other stuff I was actually enjoying doing.
User avatar #364730 to #364702 - fishinyourface ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
I feel like your teacher would be destroyed if tumblr ever found out about him.
User avatar #364706 to #364702 - qxangelxp (02/02/2015) [-]
I hear you. There was this teacher I had in an English class who would never have anything positive to say. She would always tell us stories of how her past students were screw ups, making examples out of them, and initiating fights IN CLASS with present students. She also forced the topic of blues and country on us for assignments given the WHOLE semester, after stating at the beginning of the semester "this class will focus on the subject of music for your essays"
I never had problems with her, but man, was she a bitch.


And hey, I'm considering studying for the filmmaking industry too.
Is it working for you? What sort of things could I expect if I take classes for it?
User avatar #364710 to #364706 - tvfreakuk (02/02/2015) [-]
I think it kind of depends on what specific type of course you take; one might be more theory or practical work than others.
Mine is Digital Film Production and the sort of classes I take are a mix up of practical and theory.
I've had classes like; 'History of Cinema', 'Animated Film', and 'Film & Feeling: Performance, Music and Genre' for theory - where, we learn about the advancement and development of film through the ages and apply different film theory in discussion and analysis (like auteur theory and feminist theory etc.)
For practical, we have certain classes that teach you how to analyse film in regards to pacing, camera angles, composition, lighting etc. - and then applying this to your own work; where you basically learn about the equipment and make films.
You can also learn specialist equipment like Moving Camera; with the steadicam, track, and crane
Mainly it's stuff like that.
User avatar #364695 to #364693 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Sadly this is my second required English class, and I already was a fucking retard in other classes last semester, so I don't have the same option
User avatar #364697 to #364695 - tvfreakuk (02/02/2015) [-]
I guess - that does suck.

At least the entire university experience is more lenient than I imagined. Every teacher in sixth form and secondary school constantly said "If you're late with a deadline, you'll just be instantly thrown out of university - they won't take excuses"
Yet, I've done it once each year, in handing in something late and getting it capped at 40% (didn't matter first year; doesn't count to final grade, second year is only worth 20% of final grade, and the rest is for third year, which I should be more careful about - but I did the calculations and know the grades I need to get in other classes to keep my grade up)
#364657 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
I hate how admin makes such a big deal how he's 100% for free speech and will NEVER take it away from anyone; however, he's only held that stance for a few months.

I remember not too long ago when he was banning anyone, myself included, that disagreed with what he said.

If he wants to have that stance, that's fine. I think it's a respectable thing to do.

If he doesn't want to have that stance, that's fine. I think it's a really dick thing to do, but it is his website.

What isn't fine is the fact that he blatantly lies about it and acts like none of that ever happened.

My accounts are gone. I'll never get them back. What were they banned for? Spam. What did I spam? Nothing. The thing that got me banned was me saying that he was retarded. He's called several people retarded, but it's not okay that it was used against him. That's proof enough that he's lying about it.

I hated that I lost the accounts at the time, but it doesn't bother me too much anymore, but I can't stand how he makes such a big deal about what a "good guy" he's being.

I would honestly be okay with everything if he would just make a post apologizing to the people he did that to for no reason other than he was mad.
#364754 to #364657 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm permanently thumb banned IP-wide for "thumb cheating" or whatever, which the only thing possible that I've done is thumb myself up with an alt account, which I'm pretty sure isn't against the rules because every now and then someone posts a content about doing the exact thing. So I can't even make a new account because I still won't be able to thumb.
#364713 to #364657 - princesstrans (02/02/2015) [-]
you dare insult our glorious leader
User avatar #364665 to #364657 - squalllionhart (02/02/2015) [-]
i kinda miss when admin was a dick
#364666 to #364665 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I didn't like it, but I can't enjoy this personality because I know it's fake.
User avatar #364733 to #364666 - fishinyourface ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
for once I agree with you. He started being nicer when he needed money and found out his users actually matter when it comes to whether or not his site gets any revenue.
User avatar #364650 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
Why can't I wake up in a good mood? Instead of waking up hating the world.
User avatar #364688 to #364650 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Man, I didn't think you'd take Dave's death that bad.
User avatar #364690 to #364688 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
That didn't work
#364691 to #364690 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
What a shame.
User avatar #364694 to #364691 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
ENJOY THE MUSIC, FAGGOT
User avatar #364696 to #364694 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
I will. But I'm afraid maybe Wasting Light got the best the best the best the best the best of Dave.
User avatar #364698 to #364696 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
It depends on my mood, sometimes i feel more like ESP&G thann wasting light.
1/10 for the joke
User avatar #364700 to #364698 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
In Your Honour was p gud too.
User avatar #364704 to #364700 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
You're not so bad yourself. When am I gonna hear you play some music?
User avatar #364709 to #364704 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Well uh, akshooally. I made it my goal this year to learn recording and mixing at a decent enough capacity so I could someday-probably next year- record all the stuff I've written over the years and put it up somewhere. So you know, it may happen someday.
User avatar #364712 to #364709 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
I look forward to that
User avatar #364656 to #364650 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
Is this the type of thing to which I respond "Nice blog."? Or do you want me to discuss this with you?
User avatar #364669 to #364656 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
Discuss.
Only losers say "nice blog"
User avatar #364671 to #364669 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
Drinking a large glass of water in the morning will help you wake up and feel better, as you will be dehydrated from your sleep (Even if you don't feel thirsty). Drinking water before bed will help you sleep. Not eating shit will also help you sleep easier and with more comfort.
User avatar #364672 to #364671 - thegrohltroll (02/02/2015) [-]
I'll try that. Thanks c:
User avatar #364673 to #364672 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
I live to serve.
#364678 to #364673 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** >when your profile picture actually makes you look like a douche
User avatar #364684 to #364678 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
>When Elk says you look like a douche.
It's true, but I've had this profile pic for a while, it would feel blasphemous to change it.
#364686 to #364684 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
testicles
User avatar #364687 to #364686 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
Wow, look at that douche with the cynical smiley face, what a tool.
#364649 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
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I hate the fact that not a single society on the planet can get things right.
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I hate the fact that not a single society on the planet can get things right.
User avatar #364679 to #364649 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
If people weren't shit Socialism would work.
User avatar #364680 to #364679 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
If people weren't shit, practically everything would work.
User avatar #364682 to #364680 - thebestpieever ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Not really, Capitalism hinges on accepting we're shit. If we weren't shit it wouldn't even be a spec on our collective imaginations. The moment someone thought of it he would be branded as shit and so it would work, by virtue of people becoming shit.
User avatar #364685 to #364682 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
I think anything far right and far left on the spectrum are are more likely to fail.
User avatar #364654 to #364649 - shibe ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
and why do you think that is
User avatar #364658 to #364654 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
Name one society that is completely benevolent, and didn't end up falling apart at one point or another due to it's own mistakes.
User avatar #364659 to #364658 - shibe ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
you're not answering my question
User avatar #364660 to #364659 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
No society is completely benevolent, and just about all of them eventually fall apart due to their own mistakes or some other fucked up society fucking them up.
User avatar #364661 to #364660 - shibe ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
and why do you think that is
User avatar #364662 to #364661 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
Because every society always has fatal flaws that lead to it's downfall. It seems to be inherent.
User avatar #364663 to #364662 - shibe ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
it is

maybe you should write a book about it, maybe you could lead a revolution and influence the 22nd century with your great thinking
User avatar #364668 to #364663 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
I sense a sarcastic undertone to your reply. I am pretty sure my thinking on this topic isn't so great, but I still have my opinions.
User avatar #364652 to #364649 - teoberry (02/02/2015) [-]
how about you try running one?
User avatar #364651 to #364649 - squalllionhart (02/02/2015) [-]
maybe you should start your own society
User avatar #364655 to #364651 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
I would gladly do that, if I realistically had the means to do so.
User avatar #364664 to #364655 - shibe ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
oh trust me, it would crumble as well, probably much quicker than others
User avatar #364667 to #364664 - kingalaric (02/02/2015) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it. But atleast I tried.
User avatar #364636 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/02/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/All+these+cans+yet+they+re+only+bottles/funny-pictures/5440592/
the comments are so cringey. And these people wonder why they're single...
#364756 to #364636 - ohemgeezus (02/02/2015) [-]
She is pretty hot though but after seeing your comment >>#364639 I see what you really mean.
Comments like this: funnyjunk.com/All+these+cans+yet+they+re+only+bottles/funny-pictures/5440592/11#11
are fucking retarded, especially when that's like the only point of snapchat
User avatar #364937 to #364756 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
"Hot".

>That long ass face.
User avatar #364927 to #364756 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/03/2015) [-]
exactly, shit it's the whole purpose of snapchat too, not to mention it's a trend and OP isn't that girl so claiming she ripped someone else off is fucking stupid.
User avatar #364736 to #364636 - fishinyourface ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
people do this every time similar content is posted. What annoys me is that they all claim she's ugly and a bitch or some shit, when I guarantee you, if she had posted different content first about her birthday or some dumb bullshit with her tits hanging out, they would be all over it. But it's not a bandwagon, remember those things don't exist and there's no such thing as conformity and mob mentality.
User avatar #364653 to #364636 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
First rule of not being a pathetic beta: Don't put women on pedestals.
User avatar #364742 to #364653 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/02/2015) [-]
I mean if it's someone you love then yea, spoil that fucker (goes for both genders) but if it's just a stranger on the internet you'll never meet then you're stupid.
User avatar #364755 to #364742 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
Don't spoil the woman you love. Women don't like to be spoiled.
User avatar #365072 to #364755 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/03/2015) [-]
as a woman I'll have to disagree with that.
User avatar #365075 to #365072 - pixmantle (02/03/2015) [-]
Late rebuttal is late. Also: No girls on the internet.
User avatar #365076 to #365075 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/03/2015) [-]
yea I apologize, between class and making a gift for my boyfriend I've been really busy.
User avatar #365079 to #365078 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/03/2015) [-]
I think acting like an asshole might get you some stupid annoying girls to have a fling with, but not someone you'd actually want to date. While I do think more girls like the idea of "fixing" a guy is true, (hence why mysterious troubled bad boys are always so popular), not everyone can pull that off before you just look whiny. Otherwise I think the list is arrogant and stupid. If my boyfriend started acting distant and like he didn't need or want me around I'd probably attempt to fix things and if it failed I'd move on.
User avatar #365080 to #365079 - pixmantle (02/03/2015) [-]
I get the feeling you didn't read it thoroughly. It's not just, "Being distant and giving no love", it's being aloof enough that a woman considers you the prize of the relationship, and is happy when you are.You're mistaken these as a set of quick fling rules. If you read the whole thing, you'll see they're described as being in the interest of a relationship that lasts indefinitely, where both parties are happy.
User avatar #365084 to #365080 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/03/2015) [-]
I read it, and I mean I feel like it's just "playing safe". If you guys break up "well I did give you less love than you gave me so whatever". It also kinda puts it on the woman to iniate texts, calls and ect (or maybe I misunderstood that part). I feel like if you love someone you shouldn't play games, just be upfront and honest. My boyfriend does a lot for me and I still feel like I'm the luckiest woman ever. We share a partnership, we take turns buying each other dinner, paying for movies ect. The whole article just seems like "be distant so she craves you". But most women cheat because the relationship isn't satisfying her emotionally, being distant is the exact opposite of what you want to do.

I also think dating "games" are stupid, like "hold out to the 3rd date", "wait 3 days to text him", "have him call you first". If you're both interested you should just go for it and stop playing cat and mouse.
But as for the article, like the first thing. Both people are afraid to say I love you for the first time. And number 4, no woman wants a "yes man", but you also shouldn't be some stubborn " it's my way or no way" the relationship should be a compromise.

I could give you a womans opinion on all of them if you'd like, but also know that different women want different things.
User avatar #365086 to #365084 - pixmantle (02/03/2015) [-]
This is an article for men. I would like to see your opinion on all of them.
User avatar #365117 to #365086 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/03/2015) [-]
but if you're in the wrong admit it before it gets to that stage.

16. If she leaves you, don't go crawling back and beg her to take you back. But if you've been slipping up and not being the best boyfriend don't just shrug and say "she won't leave me" because she very well might.

sorry it took so long, I'm still working on my boyfriends gift and it's hard double tasking.
User avatar #365118 to #365117 - pixmantle (02/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for your input. This is interesting.
User avatar #365121 to #365118 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/03/2015) [-]
no problem, can I ask your opinion on something in return?
User avatar #365123 to #365121 - pixmantle (02/03/2015) [-]
You can.
User avatar #365115 to #365086 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/03/2015) [-]
1st one, I guess it's fair to not want to say I love you first, but if you really love her then go for it. While I do agree women like a challenge (being the woman who turned a player into someone faithful), if you act more interested in other girls and you've been dating maybe 4-6 months without an "I love you" she might think you're not serious about the relationship and it could end a few ways. 1. she'll become clingy to try to win you over or 2. she'll leave you or 3. start getting other guys to give her the ego boost you won't.

2. complete trash. That might make her suspect you're cheating and she'll want to know your every move, who you text, when you text and she'll want your passwords and blah blah. She'll also probably try to make you jealous in return. Also depending on how long you've been dating, she might just cut her loses.

3. Ehh, it's important to have hobby's of your own and to have ambition but letting her know she means a lot to you isn't a bad thing especially if she feels the same. If you are planning a future with this person you should also consider their wants and dreams and not make it " we're moving to california cause that's where my dream job is", but sit her down and ask her how she'd feel about it and make the decision together.

4. No girl wants a spineless guy, but I'd say compromise is very important rather than just demanding she bend to your will. if you're adamant about something then stand up for what you believe in but if she is too, then respect it.

5. I don't think there should be a ratio, if you want to hug her, do it. If you wanna text her then do it. If you're worried about being too clingy just kind of try to read her emotions towards your actions and make the best decision from there. Or better yet, ask her.

6. to me sounds stupid. I do know some women ask questions because they want you to flatter them "is she prettier than me", "do i look fat in this". Those are questions where she wants you to pet her ego. Even if the other girl is hotter, lie. I don't like the idea of a "reward" system though. You're not an owner and she's not a dog. Just treat her like a person. If she upsets you, let her know and if she makes you happy, also let her know.

7. Don't lead 2 other women on just encase you break up with your partner. That just means you expect it to happen, not to mention it's unfair to everyone. I could see how it's considered a "power play" but if you find the right girl she won't without affection and intimacy from you unless you really fucked up. So just don't date anyone that bitchy.

8. Apologize everytime you're in the wrong. If you both know you're wrong and you don't apologize it just makes you look like an ass. She's going to tell her friends about it and they'll think you're an ass too and probably push her to find someone else.

9. yea that sounds good.
10. Sounds just mean. It's like the people who talk down to their partners to "keep them humble". If you're an ass to her and she really is beautiful then you know she's got other guys telling her she is every day of the week. She'll probably get the ego boost she wants from them.
11. There's a line between being confident and cocky. What the article listed is cocky and douchey.
12. sure, being great at something will boost your confidence and most likely attract more girls. Even if it's world of warcraft
13. I guess this might vary from girl to girl. But making inappropriate remarks and touching someone inappropriately on the first date will get you marked as a desperate pervert. I guess it all depends on how interested the girl is in you. If she wants to fuck you then she'll like it, if she wants to get to know you more before sex then she probably wont.
14. Good sex would be a reason to keep going back, but just ask her what she likes in bed to make sure she's really enjoying it.
15. Again, playing games like that are stupid, If she does all that shit and you know she's in the wrong then yea, ignore it.
#364638 to #364636 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** She's not ugly, but Jesus Christ...

"I'm pretty sure I love her."
"She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen."
User avatar #364639 to #364638 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/02/2015) [-]
no she's a very pretty girl. But people are accusing her of being an attention whore when a guy did something similar not too long ago and no one had a problem with it, not to mention if a girl does any content the site complains people only like it for boobs.
#364641 to #364639 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** That's the part that bothers you? I'm more bothered by the fact that they're praising her for being a female.

Half the time, they're complaining about girls being bitches and shit.

The other half, they're sucking their dicks purely for the fact they're females.

I'm not trying to act like I'm not beta, but this website makes me feel not so bad.
#364644 to #364641 - EdwardNigma (02/02/2015) [-]
"They're sucking their dicks purely for the fact they're female."
Somethings wrong here.
#364645 to #364644 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** They're sucking dicks metaphorically.
User avatar #364643 to #364641 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/02/2015) [-]
yea that's cringey as fuck. like dude go outside.
User avatar #364640 to #364639 - EdwardNigma (02/02/2015) [-]
I thought the content was actually funny.
User avatar #364642 to #364640 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/02/2015) [-]
no no that's just the tits influencing you. sarcasm
User avatar #364646 to #364642 - EdwardNigma (02/02/2015) [-]
The titties have a hold of me. I can feel the corruption in my blood.
Kill me.
User avatar #364648 to #364646 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/02/2015) [-]
too late for you now, you're lost.
#364632 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** I almost put on The Walking Dead, but then I realized I don't watch shit tier TV and kept browsing.
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**Elk rolled image** I almost put on The Walking Dead, but then I realized I don't watch shit tier TV and kept browsing.
User avatar #364674 to #364632 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
I found the plot of the walking dead to depend far too much on luck, people being irrationally shitty to others, and people being literally insane. What is with the abundance of mentally wrecked people? It bothers me.
User avatar #364675 to #364674 - Elk (02/02/2015) [-]
I've never watched it.
#364701 to #364675 - qxangelxp (02/02/2015) [-]
>Never watched it   
>"Shit-tier TV"
>Never watched it
>"Shit-tier TV"
User avatar #364714 to #364701 - thechosentroll (02/02/2015) [-]
He's not wrong, though.
User avatar #364676 to #364675 - pixmantle (02/02/2015) [-]
Continue to do so, it's a shitty soap opera that sometimes has zombies pop in. In fact, zombies could not be there and it would be about the same. Just people irrationally backstabbing each other in a post-apocalyptic scenario.
#364631 - squalllionhart (02/02/2015) [-]
i have to poop but the toilet recently overflowed and i don't want that to happen again
User avatar #364637 to #364631 - EdwardNigma (02/02/2015) [-]
Poop outside!
#364628 - onemoreminute ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
how most forums i frequent dont allow gif profile pics. sprite gifs are cool as heck
how most forums i frequent dont allow gif profile pics. sprite gifs are cool as heck
User avatar #364716 to #364628 - dig (02/02/2015) [-]
Usually the image resizing/compressing method the forum uses only recognizes images as static so it only keeps one frame. The thing with most forums is that they're automatic installation and webmasters don't give a fuck about modifying anything but things that are in the admin cp.

P.S. If you resize the gif yourself to the maximum/recommended dimensions, some forums will skip the resizing process and it will stay animated.
User avatar #364749 to #364716 - onemoreminute ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
nice, ill try it out
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