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#463856 - Ihazfunkitty
Reply +4
(03/29/2016) [-]
i hate how its probably going to take forever before my mom wil book a flight home.
long story short, my mom went on a "business trip" she didnt do jackshit for 7 weeks and missed her flight back home.
it took a month before she acutally picked a date but even then my dad had to do it. now shes with relatives but ill doubt theyll be any help they tend to "lend" money for stuff from my mom .

i hate how its going to cost a lot.
i hate how its stressing my dad out.
i hate how all of this shit didnt have to happen if she just got on the airport in time
#463854 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
I love it when my internet gets shut off right when I'm in the middle of looking up some good porn.
I love it when my internet gets shut off right when I'm in the middle of looking up some good porn.
#463853 - tikitaco
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Name something that just pisses you the fuck off /hating/ Bonus point if you can get someone to relate
#463864 to #463853 - dalokan ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/29/2016) [-]
Capcom
#463863 to #463853 - lobselvith
Reply +1
(03/29/2016) [-]
Silent Hill Revelations. Never before have I felt so personally insulted by a movie, I doubt anyone can relate.
#463852 - anon
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
/Patriotism/funny-pictures/5872296/ Every night before I lick my boyfriend's ass clean I recite my freedom anthem.

It's not gay if it's patriotic.
#463851 - atsshole
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(03/29/2016) [-]
#463850 - dreygur
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
I'm sick and tired of SJW drama left and right, with people only throwing shit at each other and the cop-out responses are always "You can't say anything because you don't know how we feel about it". Like, so completely fucking sick of it it makes me feel stressed when I get just slightly involved.

At least Japan doesn't give a shit for the most part. No drama is sparked up because they don't pay attention to the SJWs.
#463868 to #463850 - anon
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Actually Japan has their fair share of SJWs too, and have had them for a good few years.

You don't hear about them because, big surprise, they're in JAPAN.
#463913 to #463868 - Conquistador
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(03/30/2016) [-]
SJW's seem to be a mostly western thing.
#463879 to #463868 - dreygur
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Thing is that they don't affect us nearly as much with Japanese games
#463848 - anon
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
#463839 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
My teammates always die early as fuck in the culling.
#463843 to #463839 - masterboll
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
your teammates always die early as fuck in the cucking
#463844 to #463843 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Almost as quick as those muslim kids we bombed in Iraq
#463845 to #463844 - masterboll
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
>we

well rustled, my friend. your witty comment implies that you hold many power str8 from your basement and are able to bomb muslim kids in Iraq.
#463846 to #463845 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Thanks mehmud
#463847 to #463846 - masterboll
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
youre welcome, jimmy
#463838 - balor
Reply +1
(03/29/2016) [-]
I was making a thing for art class.

About 3 hours into working on my piece, I'm about half way done, and while erasing something, I ripped the paper.
#463840 to #463838 - dalokan ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Just turn it in as avant garde
#463829 - Nazistick ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/29/2016) [-]
I finally got to see Star wars the force awakens. I love the movie to death...But GOD Do I hate Ray. Textbook Mary Sue.
#463855 to #463841 - anon
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
that doesn't change anything tho
#463828 - Gunno
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Aussie here,
We have this thing called Concession/Pension cards(pic related) which low income and disability get(also Bogans) and they show a valid one to get discounts for shit like movies and tickets.
For some reason, most of them feel the need to show the side that shows only their signature, SHOW THE SIDE WITH THE FUCKING EXPIRY DATE YOU FUCKING NONG.
they also assume that if they have one concession card it covers everyone that they bring along
"two concessions"
can i see the cards?
"ere's mine"
And the other?
"it covers us all dun it?!?!?????!??!????1111"

OR

"wun concession"
can I see the card?
"left it in me car/ other card holder"
So an adult?
"carnt ya juss let me have eet! this is bullshit"
you save like 5 bucks you tight ass
#463815 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply +5
(03/28/2016) [-]
I hate when adaptions like game of thrones and the walking dead kill off characters that aren't supposed to be killed off just to keep characters that should've died, it's kind of insulting to the source material
#463826 to #463815 - masterboll
Reply -1
(03/29/2016) [-]
nobody gives a shit about the original story, nerd!

we're watching the series because we aint got time for yo nerdy ass books.
#463827 to #463826 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Don't you have a 9 year old to fuck, Mohammed?
#463832 to #463827 - masterboll
Reply -1
(03/29/2016) [-]
nope

dont you?
#463867 to #463832 - migueldecervantes
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
ohemgeezus only fucks 40 year old fat faggot males, masterboll. You're not very up-to-date on the habits of FJ's users, I see.
#463820 to #463815 - anon
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
*cough cough*

Star Wars
#463821 to #463820 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
How is that related?
#463822 to #463821 - anon
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Chewbacca should have died instead of Han Solo.
#463823 to #463822 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply +2
(03/28/2016) [-]
that wouldn't have worked since it was a copy and paste of A New Hope and the "old mentor guy" had to die
#463842 to #463823 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Plus Legends and Canon are two different things.
#463824 to #463823 - anon
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
fair enough

I still hate disney for killing the EU though
#463807 - bladeboy
Reply +2
(03/28/2016) [-]
I accidently deleted bubble beam from my water pokemon
#463849 to #463807 - dalokan ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/29/2016) [-]
>Playing pokemon
#463808 to #463807 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
If only there were multiple "are you sure"s and putting the "yes" button on the bottom so you have to actually click "yes" instead of spamming your a button
#463809 to #463808 - bladeboy
Reply +1
(03/28/2016) [-]
>not spamming in a pokemon game
#463810 to #463809 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/28/2016) [-]
You fucking noob, learn to read, the "yes, replace this move with this one" is on the bottom, so you have to move down to yes, spamming the a button will just re-do the attempted deletion.
#463811 to #463810 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
>not playing on an emulator
>not holding down the button that speeds the game up
#463812 to #463811 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
you can speed the game up as much as you want, it doesn't change the fact you have to move from the "no" option to the "yes" option
#463813 to #463812 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
fuck you
#463814 to #463813 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
you were just in my neck of the woods, so you had your chance to
#463816 to #463814 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
I was in tarpon springs
#463817 to #463816 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
that's an hour away from me
#463818 to #463817 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Where you at. I was also in Tampa and Dunedin
#463819 to #463818 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
new port richey. were you at the sponge docks?
#463825 to #463819 - bladeboy
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Yea, the Greek place.
#463799 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(03/28/2016) [-]
God I hate long waits.
#463803 to #463799 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
kept you waiting, huh
#463804 to #463803 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
LMAO, good one
#463805 to #463804 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
I am playing MGS3 right now
#463806 to #463805 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
congrats on playing the best mgs
#463793 - ZenMacros ONLINE
Reply +6
(03/28/2016) [-]
Usually when a video goes viral, it takes me a while before I actually bother to watch it.
So I watched the "damn daniel" thing last night.
I don't get it. What's funny about it? How the hell does something like that become a big sensation that gets featured on daytime talk shows like Ellen? I know humor is subjective, but just really? I'll admit I'm easily entertained as well, but this is ridiculous.
#463857 to #463793 - thumbfortrump
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
i think it's the voice
#463800 to #463793 - volero
Reply +2
(03/28/2016) [-]
I guess the only humorous thing is that he sounds like a 5 year old with down syndrome when he says it.
And by humorous I mean not funny at all.
#463798 to #463793 - dreygur
Reply +2
(03/28/2016) [-]
I HATE DAMN DANIEL This video explains it
#463858 to #463798 - thumbfortrump
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
OP's fw
#463796 to #463793 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(03/28/2016) [-]
Idiots are easily entertained
#463797 to #463796 - ZenMacros ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Whatchu sayin, m8?
#463788 - balor
Reply -1
(03/28/2016) [-]
>Sister is in an online classroom   
>I walk into her bedroom to ask for the phone charger   
>I have the Misfits blaring on my ipod   
>I'm singing along in my best Danzig voice   
>Sister says everyone can hear me   
>MFW
>Sister is in an online classroom
>I walk into her bedroom to ask for the phone charger
>I have the Misfits blaring on my ipod
>I'm singing along in my best Danzig voice
>Sister says everyone can hear me
>MFW
#463777 - darksideofthebeast
Reply +1
(03/28/2016) [-]
Good news: I actually really like my job
Bad news: my feet hurt like fucking dick right now because I forgot to wear socks to work yesterday and now they're pretty much rubbed completely raw on the tops of my toes.
alexanderburns get a job :^)
#463830 to #463777 - geothermal
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
welcome to normieland wageslave

we have car payments and food other than pizza and boxes of pasta
#463833 to #463830 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
Tfw I'm just a wage slave cuck
#463789 to #463777 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
traitor
#463774 - thechosentroll
Reply +1
(03/28/2016) [-]
Chronic nightmares can go fuck themselves with a cactus. It's been over a week now, damn it, LET ME SLEEP!
#463831 to #463774 - geothermal
Reply 0
(03/29/2016) [-]
I have had really weird fucking dreams for the past few years, one that ive had easily for 10 years now and constantly changes and expands over time, and one that is much more recent, and much more terrifying.

The older one is almost like exploration, its different levels of a basement, the first level is a normal basement, the second one has a few different rooms in it, and a massive huge room that expands out to an opening on a street, and that opening can change from a futuristic city, to a wasteland, to a comfy italian coastline, to some eerie beach community.
You go down more and theres another few rooms, one of which has a window you can climb through and suddenly you're in a developing sub division with tornadoes in the distance.

The newer one i can only attribute to the four horsemen of the apocalypse, and id rather not describe that one, its fucking horrifying to think of.

I have a deep fear of driving in Fog now because of it.
#463784 to #463774 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Just practice lucid dreaming and eventually you can change it from a nightmare into something awesome.
#463802 to #463784 - thechosentroll
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
I've tried. Can't do that shit. Mostly because I rarely have dreams in general. Normally, I just close my eyes, black out for 7 hours and wake up feeling like 5 seconds have passed. Also about as rested as after 5 seconds of sleep.
#463782 to #463774 - masterboll
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
its something youre eating. you gotta find out what it is.

cheese gives me nightmares or trippy dreams 100%
#463801 to #463782 - thechosentroll
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
I've been trying different combinations of food and sleep schedules for the last week and a half and it has changed NOTHING. I even gave up caffeine (and later replaced it with alcohol).
#463764 - balor
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
I was watching porn and my phone died, now I have to wait until its charged to delete all the fucked up shit on my phone.
But I don't have a charger right now.
#463771 to #463764 - huntergriff
Reply +1
(03/28/2016) [-]
>not watching porn on a PC
#463786 to #463771 - balor
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Watching porn on the phone means I can hide my phone under the covers if someone walks in.
PC is harder to do that with.
#463790 to #463786 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
>no locking your door
>getting caught with your porn in the first place

Nigga I used to jerk it in my living room back in middle school up until high school, before I moved into my room again. Not once did I get caught in my nearly six years of jacking it during my school years.
#463791 to #463790 - balor
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Unlike you, I'm not allowed the luxury of absolutely secure privacy.
#463792 to #463791 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Move out
#463794 to #463792 - balor
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
It isn't that simple m8.
I'm only 17, going on 18 this november.
And I doubt I will have the funds to move out until my 20s.
#463795 to #463794 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Get a job, you hippy
#463766 to #463764 - satoasami
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
>Normalfag porn
#463787 to #463766 - balor
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
You think my shit is normal fag.
I've seen your comics and its pretty vanilla compared to this shit I look at.
#463762 - huntergriff
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
I think the stress from the past two years is starting to get to me...I'm breaking out in acne.
I think the stress from the past two years is starting to get to me...I'm breaking out in acne.
#463767 to #463762 - satoasami
Reply 0
(03/28/2016) [-]
Better pop those zits