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#346235 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
I hate the fact that I'm pooping and I'm still classed as the person in the family who "fiddles with poop" because of when I was pooping I well... would fiddle with poop is the only way I can say it, and occasionally eat the poop.
My auntie pooped herself a fat one about two minutes back or so, but she couldn't figure out the taste and neither could my cat - even though it was really obvious from just smelling it for 5 seconds
Me: Let me have a go...
Her: You?! As if I'd let you have it, it'll be eaten within a minute!

And even though I'm working with poops that are worth around ¥2000 and haven't eaten them, and I am obviously more horny than when I was pooping, I still won't be trusted with things like the toilet and gas station because I "poop"
#346238 to #346235 - plumpbooty (12/07/2014) [-]
Killing is very logical. I started out thinking things like that, all about convictions and punishment... You must push past it. You must. You must find the strength, and start to realize that there are a lot of people. First realize random killing needs to be exactly that. Random. Have no pattern, no area you generally strike, nothing to leave any proof. Then realize killing friends is stupid simply because you will be a suspect being all commonly known by the victims. Then, you must begin your new way of thinking if you wish to still kill these motherfuckers. First, it must be over time. I'm not saying a month or two, or even a year. You need to make it a 10 year plan to rid the world of them. It all must be at random times, chosen literally as random as putting every date on the wall, then using a dartboard to pick the days. After those days are set, you need to watch your prey to see the corresponding day of the week that they shall die. Watch it only during that month of their demise though, and always follow them by staying in front of them. Never follow behind. Since quite a bit of time can go into this, it is your choice on how to kill them. I personally would make it clean and quick, but I hate making a mess, so my reason is personal. You may want to make it look like an accident, but I am not you. So the way they die is yours. Finally, you must ensure, just in case something may tie you in the tiniest of ways to the crime, have people help have an alibi. You want to make sure you can't be convicted, and your life ruined, so you can still have your degree, your life, your love, and also your future addiction, which helps serve me, your lord. So serve me, Death, until I see fit to release you from your mortal toils. I have given you the knowledge. But be wary. We only have 30 years until it becomes much more difficult.
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User avatar #346234 - princessren (12/07/2014) [-]
Now I am become poop, ruiner of boards
#346236 to #346234 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
Now I am become pooper, ruler of boards
#346233 - alexanderburns (12/07/2014) [-]
What's the deal with airline poop?
User avatar #346279 to #346233 - finblob ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
they drop it out a little hatch and it falls on the peoples below
#346231 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
why in the fuck are you pooping me a greeting, and when I poop about 30 seconds later, you're suddenly pooping. It's the fucking equivalent of someone walking up to you, pooping, turning around and leaving just as you're smelling the poop. Sounds fucking retarded.
#346227 - fishinyourface ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
why in the fuck are you texting me a greeting, and when I answer about 30 seconds later, you're suddenly gone.  It's the fucking equivalent of someone walking up to you, saying "hi", turning around and leaving just as you're saying hello.  Sounds fucking retarded.
why in the fuck are you texting me a greeting, and when I answer about 30 seconds later, you're suddenly gone. It's the fucking equivalent of someone walking up to you, saying "hi", turning around and leaving just as you're saying hello. Sounds fucking retarded.
#346229 to #346227 - tvfreakuk (12/07/2014) [-]
Friend: Wanna come over?
Me: *10 seconds later* Yeah what time?
Friend: *1 hour later* Now maybe?
#346223 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
I find it stupid as fuck that my lecturer told a first poop student that she shouldn't poop because she "won't make it to the toilet" as there "are hardly any poop eaters"

I mean, sure - poop eaters are a bit of a rarity in ratio to toilets - but I'm definitely thinking an attitude like "Don't be poop because there aren't any already" is one of the reasons because of this.
Like, what the fuck? He's the one that keeps going on about how sick he is with how "poop is treated in the sewers" and are just toilet fodder in films about shit; which I personally think is absolute bullshit - sure a poop can be a worthless piece of crap that's just there to be killed Scatalie in Evil Poop was such a trivial character that had no credence to the plot at all other than being a filler "poop character" - but the other two were pretty decent poops - but the exact same thing can be said for poops, especially with the massive string of "urine empowerment" type characters (or at least just well formed and/or expelled from the body - not even "urine empowerment" but just enjoyable poops whether good or evil etc.) there have been in the last 20 years or so in toilets and gas station bathrooms (Poopy, Black Poop, Poopsa and Poopa, Poopsy, Lispoop Poopander, Poop Girl, Sarah Poopor, Clarice Shitting, Poopley and many more)
I just don't get his fucking poop. He constantly poops himself about stuff.
He claims that none of the poops in class can make a poop from the point of view of a woman because women "just don't poop" yet when a woman wants to poop he tells her not to - he also said that poop men understand poop men and can make poop, but men find it hard to understand the pop (he's a nigger)
It's like when he tells me I need to buy £6000 worth of cow poop and somehow get the poop without "wasting my poop in a toilet bowl"
#346222 - tvfreakuk (12/07/2014) [-]
I hate the fact that I'm 20 and I'm still classed as the person in the family who "fiddles with things" because of when I was younger (around 10) I well... would fiddle with things is the only way I can say it, and occasionally break those things.
My auntie bought herself a bracelet about two years back or so, but she couldn't figure out the clasp and neither could my mam - even though it was really obvious from just looking at it for 5 seconds
Me: Let me have a go...
Her: You?! As if I'd let you have it, it'll be broken within a minute!

And even though I'm working with cameras that are worth around £2000 and haven't broken them, and I am obviously more mature than when I was 10, I still won't be trusted with things like the TV and computer because I "fiddle"
User avatar #346224 to #346222 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
You're breaking my balls here...
#346226 to #346224 - tvfreakuk (12/07/2014) [-]
I've been waiting for a poop copy of my comments
I've been waiting for a poop copy of my comments
User avatar #346220 - nefarian ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
boy do I love poopposts
#346208 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
NOT THE POOP NOT THE P-
..wait a minute..
User avatar #346200 - finblob ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
NOT THE PAPA NOT THE PAPA!
#346215 to #346200 - tvfreakuk (12/07/2014) [-]
It's "Not the mama"
It's "Not the mama"
User avatar #346210 to #346200 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/07/2014) [-]
it's "not the momma"
User avatar #346216 to #346210 - tvfreakuk (12/07/2014) [-]
Ah, you beat me to it.
User avatar #346218 to #346216 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/07/2014) [-]
its ok. thumb for effort.
#346185 - finblob ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Epic, simply epic.
finlay.esy.es/
User avatar #346196 to #346185 - shibe (12/07/2014) [-]
Ebin
#346206 to #346193 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
But you see, /f/ is not the board for poop.
User avatar #346212 to #346206 - plumpbooty (12/07/2014) [-]
Headless chicks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> poop
#346221 to #346212 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
Headless poop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chicks
Headless poop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chicks
User avatar #346182 to #346181 - shibe (12/07/2014) [-]
ho ho ho you know i aint clicking that link
#346179 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #346186 to #346179 - shibe (12/07/2014) [-]
truly worthy of /hating/
User avatar #346205 to #346186 - plumpbooty (12/07/2014) [-]
You say that while reborn poopposts.
User avatar #346207 to #346205 - shibe (12/07/2014) [-]
Mhm, is there a problem here?
User avatar #346209 to #346207 - plumpbooty (12/07/2014) [-]
Nothing, just saying standards like that are moot when the board is already shit.
#346225 to #346209 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
You mean already poop.
#346228 to #346225 - plumpbooty (12/07/2014) [-]
There no stop
We have poop become
#346178 - foreveranonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
The literal shitposting is real
User avatar #346199 to #346178 - rokkarokkaali (12/07/2014) [-]
why can't it classify as spam
#346177 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
hey! that's poop
you owe me poop
#346169 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
when poop just dont poop
#346171 to #346169 - princessren (12/07/2014) [-]
hey! that's copyrighted   
you owe me money
hey! that's copyrighted
you owe me money
User avatar #346175 to #346171 - shibe (12/07/2014) [-]
Yea!

I copyrighted my post too, and he went and made a parody of it! FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS
#346174 to #346171 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
No
#346163 - shibe (12/07/2014) [-]
when shit just dont work
#346148 - princessren (12/07/2014) [-]
poople who treat funnyjunk as a place to poop content about their pooplitical beliefs. I know free speech blah blah but in the rear end it doesn't even fecal matter this is still a funny image sharing webshit, I wouldn't call an info graph about why poop colored people aren't poople, funny.

also, what do they think it will accomplish anyway?
User avatar #346164 to #346148 - rokkarokkaali (12/07/2014) [-]
If you were a comedian on tv I wouldn't watch your show
#346168 to #346164 - princessren (12/07/2014) [-]
thanks    
 I honestly kinda hope reborn stops with this soon tho
thanks
I honestly kinda hope reborn stops with this soon tho
User avatar #346170 to #346168 - rokkarokkaali (12/07/2014) [-]
He's not gonna stop if you keep encouraging him you fucking mongrel
User avatar #346172 to #346170 - princessren (12/07/2014) [-]
you're probably right
#346158 to #346148 - rebornpooper (12/07/2014) [-]
>I wouldn't call an info graph about why poop colored people aren't poople, funny.   
But black people ARE poop colored!
>I wouldn't call an info graph about why poop colored people aren't poople, funny.
But black people ARE poop colored!
#346149 to #346148 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
#346142 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
people who treat funnyjunk as a place to post content about their political beliefs. I know free speech blah blah but in the end  it doesn't even matter  this is still a funny image sharing website, I wouldn't call an info graph about why black people aren't people, funny.    
   
also, what do they think it will accomplish anyway?
people who treat funnyjunk as a place to post content about their political beliefs. I know free speech blah blah but in the end it doesn't even matter this is still a funny image sharing website, I wouldn't call an info graph about why black people aren't people, funny.

also, what do they think it will accomplish anyway?
#346138 - tvfreakuk (12/07/2014) [-]
I find it stupid as fuck that my lecturer told a first year student that she shouldn't become a director because she "won't make it" as there "are hardly any female directors"

I mean, sure - female directors are a bit of a rarity in ratio to male directors - but I'm definitely thinking an attitude like "Don't be one because there aren't any already" is one of the reasons because of this.
Like, what the fuck? He's the one that keeps going on about how sick he is with how "women are treated in cinema" and are just cannon fodder in films and shit; which I personally think is absolute bullshit - sure a female character can be a worthless piece of crap that's just there to be killed Natalie in Evil Dead was such a trivial character that had no credence to the plot at all other than being a filler "fifth character" - but the other two were pretty decent characters - but the exact same thing can be said for male characters, especially with the massive string of "female empowerment" type characters (or at least just well rounded and/or diverse - not even "female empowerment" but just enjoyable characters whether good or evil etc.) there have been in the last 20 years or so in TV and cinema (Buffy, Black Widow, Anna and Elsa, Lucy, Lisbeth Salander, Hit Girl, Sarah Connor, Clarice Starling, Ripley and many more)
I just don't get his fucking logic. He constantly contradicts himself about stuff.
He claims that none of the male students in class can make a film from the point of view of a woman because we "just don't understand them" yet when a woman wants to be a director he tells her not to - he also said that black men understand white men and can make films about white men, but white men find it hard to understand the black man (he's black)
It's like when he tells me I need to buy £6000 worth of equipment and somehow get the money without "wasting my time in a retail job"
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