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User avatar #376665 - Tyranitar (03/18/2015) [-]
Dance Moms is now in the UK.

Welcome to Hell, England. We've been waiting for you.
User avatar #376714 to #376665 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
My family watches Dance Moms on the reg.
I have never in my life seen a bigger group of insufferable cunts.
Like. FUCK. Just fucking let the bitch running the place make the decisions and do what you fucking pay her to do, shut your dick holster, sit the fuck down and stop going out of your way to make your daughters lives miserable.

And that OTHER cunt, the fucking rival dancers or whatever?
Yeah, fuck the feral bitch that runs that joint too the god damn whack ass.
User avatar #376783 to #376714 - garymotherfingoak (03/18/2015) [-]
honey boo boo?
jersey shore?
User avatar #376662 - shibe (03/18/2015) [-]
i hate how easy it is for me to get anxious

i'm just sitting in the dark dining room, and air pressure gets weird and i hear myself for about half a second and it sounds like someone else breathed into my ear. so now my brain is fooled into thinking there is someone else in here and that i have like 30 seconds to live before he murders me, it sucks so fucking much because i know there is no one here but you never know, i mean i'm in oklahoma and there are probably a lot of meth addicts in my area so he's gonna pull a knife on me soon and i'm gonna fucking die

man my life sucks because im just sitting here sweating profusely and worrying about something that's probably more unlikely than me winning the lottery 3 times in a row, so fuck me
User avatar #376718 to #376662 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
ITS A GHOST.
KILL THE GHOST.
User avatar #376672 to #376662 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
wait a sec, you said you lived in AK like two weeks ago
User avatar #376691 to #376672 - chitogekirisaki (03/18/2015) [-]
he lives in tennesse and he's with family now
User avatar #376671 to #376662 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
for me the worst part about getting anxious is that it makes me really have to poop like right then and there
User avatar #376663 to #376662 - squalllionhart (03/18/2015) [-]
pull a knife on him first
User avatar #376664 to #376663 - shibe (03/18/2015) [-]
good idea, will implement if i didn't seem like a crazed psycho if i was found with a knife
#376656 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
wonder why admin's been emotional lately
User avatar #376676 to #376656 - lobselvith (03/18/2015) [-]
I legitimately think he's bipolar, or at least has some other kind of mental illness or disorder that makes him have mood swings.
User avatar #376681 to #376676 - cognosceteipsum (03/18/2015) [-]
Bipolar mood swings last longer than 1 week for most
User avatar #376673 to #376656 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
well he is for a fact, black.
User avatar #376659 to #376656 - shibe (03/18/2015) [-]
admins got personal problems i bet

User avatar #376657 to #376656 - squalllionhart (03/18/2015) [-]
because he's a bitch
#376655 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
I took my first GED test last week and passed it and i was looking forward to the next one since i did really good on the practice test but i missed the registration date by one day and now i have to wait a month before i can do it    
another month of doing fucking nothing, fantastic
I took my first GED test last week and passed it and i was looking forward to the next one since i did really good on the practice test but i missed the registration date by one day and now i have to wait a month before i can do it
another month of doing fucking nothing, fantastic
User avatar #376654 - poncake (03/18/2015) [-]
just came here to see what happens, I dont know what i expected
User avatar #376700 to #376654 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
Blessed Poncake! We need to revive your religion
User avatar #376658 to #376654 - shibe (03/18/2015) [-]
yo fuck you for checking out shit
#376649 - lobselvith (03/18/2015) [-]
>Playing the sims
>"Lol, I wonder why I hardly ever use my computer anymore."
>Open internet
>"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr"
>*two minutes of silence*
>"rrrrrRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>I listened to my computer scream in agony for two hours
#376715 to #376649 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Did it scream like this?
Did it scream like this?
User avatar #376685 to #376649 - cognosceteipsum (03/18/2015) [-]
Even your computer knows you're a normalfag
User avatar #376660 to #376649 - aoeui (03/18/2015) [-]
c==3
User avatar #376653 to #376649 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
occasionally, though more often as time goes on, my computer makes weird grinding noises and stuff, usually when gaming
i just keep trying to ignore it, although i know one day its gonna come back to bite me in the ass and i'm gonna be without a computer
playing the sims (assuming its 3) will do that though, that is game is unoptimized as shit
i tried playing it recently but i got pissed cause the loading screen and lag was so bad, I wonder how i played the game so much back when it came out
User avatar #376651 to #376649 - sugoi ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and on?
srs dough clean that shit of dust, that thing is probably overheating.
#376646 - dalokan (03/18/2015) [-]
If you're a male and you see another erect penis, and that turns you on and makes your penis erect, and then you jerk off your erect penis to the sight of another erect penis, that's 100% totally gay.

The fact that the guy is wearing stockings or grew his hair out is completely besides the point. Craving a steak and eating a steak while maybe also having potatoes or a salad on the side doesn't make it vegetarian.

And there is not, there has not been, and there will never be such a thing as a female or girl penis, you stupid deluded closet faggot
User avatar #376742 to #376646 - bladeboy (03/18/2015) [-]
>not jerking off to boipussy
User avatar #376706 to #376699 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
That's from too much testosterone, I think.
User avatar #376707 to #376706 - nimba (03/18/2015) [-]
Too much? or not enough?
User avatar #376682 to #376646 - cognosceteipsum (03/18/2015) [-]
Why do you even give a shit? The ratio of people complaining about this to the actual problem itself is like 10:1
User avatar #376727 to #376682 - dalokan (03/18/2015) [-]
Sorry there Shitmund Freud I didn't know I was not allowed to have opinions.
User avatar #376741 to #376727 - cognosceteipsum (03/18/2015) [-]
Opinions =/= complaining, shi(t) Guevara
User avatar #376661 to #376646 - aoeui (03/18/2015) [-]
stop trying to justify your faggot heart
User avatar #376652 to #376646 - squalllionhart (03/18/2015) [-]
or half gay
depends on if you like girls too and not just girls with big meaty cocks
User avatar #376648 to #376646 - sugoi ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Okay but what if it's some weird ass hentai and the urethra is actually a vagina?
User avatar #376692 to #376648 - rokkarokkaali (03/18/2015) [-]
Ever heard of sounding
User avatar #376637 - thesoulless (03/18/2015) [-]
It is insanely hot in my room. The window is open and it's still boiling in here. I hate how good the heating is in this house.
User avatar #376642 to #376637 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
in every house I've ever lived in, I've always for some reason had the hottest room
its pretty nice in the winter but I can't stand to be in here when its hot in the summer
User avatar #376634 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
people who don't know how zipper merging works
or roundabouts
or parking lots
#376616 - princessren (03/18/2015) [-]
What the heck
Team Rocket only had like 3 minutes of air time that whole pokemon movie
User avatar #376632 to #376616 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
who the fuck even likes team rocket
or pokemon
are you fucking 7 years old
#376679 to #376632 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
Prepare for trouble, motherfucker.
User avatar #376640 to #376632 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
He's unemployed.
User avatar #376644 to #376640 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
so am i
but at least i got more important shit to do than he does
User avatar #376666 to #376644 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Like complaining about other people's interests on the Internet
User avatar #376670 to #376666 - cycloneclone (03/18/2015) [-]
1. it was a joke
2. isn't that what this entire board is about lol
User avatar #376674 to #376670 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you can't complain about MY interests, god damnit!
User avatar #376631 to #376616 - alexanderburns (03/18/2015) [-]
who the fuck even likes team rocket
or pokemon
are you fucking 7 years old
#376615 - volero (03/18/2015) [-]
People on facebook that plaster their profile with anime. Profile picture, cover photo, everything.   
It makes me cringe so fucking hard.
People on facebook that plaster their profile with anime. Profile picture, cover photo, everything.
It makes me cringe so fucking hard.
User avatar #376686 to #376615 - cognosceteipsum (03/18/2015) [-]
At least it ain't fucking Muslim imagery and Quran quotes or whatever the fuck plastered everywhere.

That shits 100x worse and they are so pushy with it
"Plz let's agree to only use logic )) le universe conforms to human logic )))"
#376630 to #376615 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
People who have anything else besides their own face as their profile picture on facebook are typically cringey as shit anyway.
User avatar #376693 to #376630 - rokkarokkaali (03/18/2015) [-]
But I don't like looking at my face
User avatar #376635 to #376630 - volero (03/18/2015) [-]
This is true too.
User avatar #376619 to #376615 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
>2015
>not deleted weebs from fb yet
User avatar #376623 to #376619 - volero (03/18/2015) [-]
I can't really stop people from posting on pages I've liked.
User avatar #376582 - jelopi (03/18/2015) [-]
As a psychology student...

www.funnyjunk.com/Print+it+as+poster+and+hang+everywhere/funny-pictures/5485991/164#164

God, I hate it when someone acts pretentious as shit about their classes, as if there opinions suddenly become more valid.

Starting a sentence with (as a...) means absolutely nothing to what you have to say, especially as a god damn psychology student unless you have facts or some form of evidence to prove your claim
User avatar #376703 to #376582 - nimba (03/18/2015) [-]
they were being ironic...
User avatar #376708 to #376703 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
>2011+4
>being ironic
#376680 to #376582 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
I know a guy like this, but it's even worse because he's just taken an AP level psych course. He's constantly spouting shit like he has a fucking degree. Same with music. He is a prospective music major for college, and acts like he is musically superior to everyone.
He once said "I hated the Great Gatsby's soundtrack. They didn't even play one Frank Sinatra song"
User avatar #376650 to #376582 - sugoi ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
He wasn't being satirical?
I thought that's what the "i will pretend to be an expert" part was about.
User avatar #376647 to #376582 - dalokan (03/18/2015) [-]
As a christian i can tell you that shouting "oh god" during sex does not count as praying
#376577 - dalokan (03/18/2015) [-]
Mfw people are hating on Jason's announcement for MKX
#376611 to #376577 - lobselvith (03/18/2015) [-]
>Tfw people complain about guest characters   
   
I mean, I'd rather have classic characters in over any guest character any day, but guest characters will always be a thing. There's no use bitching about them.   
   
 Good God I'm so hyped for MKX, even though my main Baraka probably isn't going to be in.
>Tfw people complain about guest characters

I mean, I'd rather have classic characters in over any guest character any day, but guest characters will always be a thing. There's no use bitching about them.

Good God I'm so hyped for MKX, even though my main Baraka probably isn't going to be in.
User avatar #376570 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
Best Arabic Nasheed ever 2013
I declare Jihad on FunnyJunk. BISMILLAH ALLAHU AKBAR!
User avatar #376605 to #376570 - shibe (03/18/2015) [-]
man nasheed's are so pleasant
User avatar #376639 to #376605 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
Fuck off, Tanner.
User avatar #376641 to #376639 - shibe (03/18/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #376590 to #376589 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
What was I thinking. Of course Metallica trumps sandnigger music anyday.
#376592 to #376590 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
tfw go on /pol/
tfw start feeling hateful at others and depressed
tfw put on this album

JUSTICE IS GONE
JUSTICE IS RAPED
JUSTICE IS DONE
User avatar #376688 to #376592 - cognosceteipsum (03/18/2015) [-]
Find it so grim so true so real!
User avatar #376694 to #376688 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
I can't believe the price you pay
Nothing can save you
#376572 to #376570 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
>BISMILLAH ALLAHU AKBAR!
dumbass infidel confirmed
User avatar #376573 to #376572 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
Fuck a goat, Paki.
User avatar #376689 to #376573 - cognosceteipsum (03/18/2015) [-]
Don't listen to him. He's just some dumvass asshole who thinks he's clever by insulting random people and is very good at one thing... Making false positive errors
#376695 to #376689 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
>Don't listen to him. He's just some dumvass asshole who thinks he's clever by insulting random people
>doesnt realise what kind of comment is being replied to
#376574 to #376573 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
>resorting to generic insults
>doesnt realise what paki translates to

youve somehow managed to stoop even lower than "dumbass infidel"
User avatar #376575 to #376574 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
As if infidel hasn't been played out for centuries?
User avatar #376576 to #376575 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
what do you mean by "played out"?
User avatar #376578 to #376576 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
Keep thinking while you pump my gas and your father bags my groceries.
#376580 to #376578 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
was that a shitty way of saying that im unqualified for well-paid/professional jobs?
#376598 to #376580 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
you mid eastern?
User avatar #376600 to #376598 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
He is an arab and muslim. Yes
#376603 to #376600 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
oh ok
#376606 to #376604 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
Here you go, congrats on being the first person to win

The Lemon of Disappointment.
#376607 to #376606 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
i earned a Lemon of Disappointment by disrupting a /religion board/ circlejerk
User avatar #376608 to #376607 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
No for being an idiot.
User avatar #376581 to #376580 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
They'll take one look at you and think, why bother?
User avatar #376583 to #376581 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
seems like your psychic abilities are just as shit as your insults
User avatar #376585 to #376583 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
Very cute. Listen Haji, either convert or face persecution against the EDL.
User avatar #376586 to #376585 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
>convert or face persecution against the EDL
>or face persecution
>the EDL

>implying that the EDL posed a threat to anyone other than elderly mosque men
>implying that the EDL is still around

3/10, good attempt
User avatar #376587 to #376586 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
Or any other good Christian soldier. So long as the job is done.
User avatar #376591 to #376587 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
what kind of job are we talking about?

terrorising elderly men in mosques, hiding behind riot police, chanting nursery rhymes with racist words?
User avatar #376593 to #376591 - teoyuppie (03/18/2015) [-]
As if your kind don't do it as well?
User avatar #376594 to #376593 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
"your kind"

do enlighten me on what consists of my kind
User avatar #376571 to #376570 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
I summon syrianassassin.
User avatar #376596 to #376571 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
You almost got the lemon of disappointment for doing that
User avatar #376597 to #376596 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
He's bro-tier, mon.
User avatar #376599 to #376597 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
I already know who will get the lemon of disappointment. ^^^
User avatar #376601 to #376599 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
haw haw
#376568 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
"You can't prove I'm wrong, so that means I'm right without having to prove my point."

Holy shit fuck you
User avatar #376584 to #376568 - jelopi (03/18/2015) [-]
Newton's flaming laser sword (or Alder's razor): If something cannot be settled by experiment, then it is not worthy of debate.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Alder#Newton.27s_flaming_laser_sword
#376567 - thatonesouthernkid (03/18/2015) [-]
being an extrovert with social anxiety.
being an extrovert with social anxiety.
User avatar #376645 to #376567 - volero (03/18/2015) [-]
Being a likable introvert is pretty bad as well. Have to tell people why you don't wanna do shit.
#376628 to #376567 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
I kinda know that.
#376553 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
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#376554 to #376553 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #376555 to #376554 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
le epic controversial symbol posting trole :^)
User avatar #376556 to #376555 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
unfunny
User avatar #376558 to #376556 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
im guessing that like some kind of unlike button for facebook, but modified to fit le funyjunk in words instead of a click
User avatar #376559 to #376558 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
At least the first comment the swastikas form an 'E' by mistake so its kinda unintentionally funny.
User avatar #376560 to #376559 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
a shitty fail that anon did whilst trying to post controversial symbols makes the poster a failed faggot, not a funny faggot

unless youre new to the internet and havent seen many things funnier
User avatar #376561 to #376560 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
It's funny because he failed.
User avatar #376562 to #376561 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
no, hes a faggot because he tried in the first place
User avatar #376563 to #376562 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #376564 to #376563 - nefarian (03/18/2015) [-]
Tuesday night conversation on /hating/
User avatar #376565 to #376564 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
Har har.
User avatar #376550 - teoanon ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
calling it now
people are eventually going to start loving fedoralover and sucking his dick like every other mascot/theme account faggot
User avatar #376625 to #376550 - thesoulless (03/18/2015) [-]
It's already started.
User avatar #376552 to #376550 - masterboll (03/18/2015) [-]
to be honest, if they spent that much time trying to be recognised for something so pointless, they deserve some recognition.

theres also the bieber one, several ponyfags, some black aunty woman, weebs and jammy rumblers that are trying the same thing and succeeding.

faggots being admired for being slightly less faggy is only temporary though. give it a while and they'll tire themselves out to the point when no one will give a shit about them anymore.

there are a few known to be sad enough to carry on after a long time, but as long as they dont cause any direct problems, best thing to do is to enjoy the moment when they post something funny for a change.
#376548 - ohemgeezus (03/17/2015) [-]
Why do people hate New 52, exactly? It gives Cyborg a better origin, Cpt Marvel gets more of a spotlight and people stop thinking Aquaman is a giant puss because of New 52. Martian Manhunter pretty much gets demoted from the JL, but still it's pretty awesome. Is it just hated cause nostalgia or is there a reason I'm missing?
User avatar #376636 to #376548 - alexanderburns (03/18/2015) [-]
Also, they made Superman, Wonder Woman, and Starfire way less good personality-wise. And cancelled Nightwing.
#376633 to #376548 - alexanderburns (03/18/2015) [-]
Batgirl #35 and onward happened
#376543 - muchname (03/17/2015) [-]
deadpool is overrated and stupid as fuck  Wolverine for life
deadpool is overrated and stupid as fuck Wolverine for life
#376545 to #376543 - ohemgeezus (03/17/2015) [-]
Agreed, and disagreed
I hate the "lel so random xd deadpool" but the cheeky cunt deadpool is pretty cool
User avatar #376546 to #376545 - muchname (03/17/2015) [-]
that is fucking spot on
#376547 to #376546 - ohemgeezus (03/17/2015) [-]
Wolverine is the best either way tho, babe
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