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#312371 - conquistafag (08/27/2014) [-]
Fuck my life
www.funnyjunk.com/user/viviann-james remove the dash in the name
but yeah fuck this shit and anyone who obsesses over it
User avatar #312375 to #312371 - furiousmarshmellow (08/27/2014) [-]
As much as I hate this leukemia bandwagon,

this doesn't mean I'm not going to jack-off to R34.
-1
#312365 - conquistafag has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #312370 to #312365 - fistfireace (08/27/2014) [-]
Gee, there's a user with that identity? Ugh, I was already tired seeing about the character already. I also feel like I was the only one to remove the hyphen.
#312368 to #312365 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Why what?
User avatar #312369 to #312368 - conquistafag (08/27/2014) [-]
god damn it, I forgot to tell you to remove the dash in the name
didn't want to mention
User avatar #312367 to #312365 - fishinyourface ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
doesn't go anywhere.....is that the joke?
User avatar #312366 to #312365 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Oh cool user not found.
#312361 - fishinyourface ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
guys who let their girlfriends dictate everything they do.  This guy has been going out with this bitch for several months now and she's just that, a bitch.  She doesn't want him to go to bars with his friends unless she's there, but yet she can go to bars with her friends and not him.     
The other night a friend was having a party  and this guy had to bring his girlfriend along because she didn't want him going without her. So what did she do the whole night? frown and sulk about while we're all trying to have fun.  She even stopped him from driving one of our friends back to their house because they forgot something (they live not even 5 minutes away....)    
And this guy just sits there and is whipped as fuck by this girl.  He claims he and his girlfriend are getting a bit annoyed with this party....this is a party for his best friend who is moving away.  This guy would never say that if his girlfriend wasn't there.  She's ruining everyone's fun.     
Last thing that annoys me, this guy will take shit from her without a second thought. She's constantly telling him to stop joking about certain things and even bitched him out for the way he holds his fork.  What the fuck is going on?
guys who let their girlfriends dictate everything they do. This guy has been going out with this bitch for several months now and she's just that, a bitch. She doesn't want him to go to bars with his friends unless she's there, but yet she can go to bars with her friends and not him.
The other night a friend was having a party and this guy had to bring his girlfriend along because she didn't want him going without her. So what did she do the whole night? frown and sulk about while we're all trying to have fun. She even stopped him from driving one of our friends back to their house because they forgot something (they live not even 5 minutes away....)
And this guy just sits there and is whipped as fuck by this girl. He claims he and his girlfriend are getting a bit annoyed with this party....this is a party for his best friend who is moving away. This guy would never say that if his girlfriend wasn't there. She's ruining everyone's fun.
Last thing that annoys me, this guy will take shit from her without a second thought. She's constantly telling him to stop joking about certain things and even bitched him out for the way he holds his fork. What the fuck is going on?
User avatar #312357 - akl (08/27/2014) [-]
Does anybody else kinda hope addy can't afford the site, so it ends up getting shut down?
User avatar #312419 to #312357 - dalokan (08/27/2014) [-]
yes.

my friends are on skype anyways, gloating about how they''re close to getting Gold rank rewards this season
User avatar #312363 to #312357 - fistfireace (08/27/2014) [-]
In a way, yes, because he's, most of the time, a massive cunt and begs for money a lot. So seeing his site fall to the ground would be wonderful. However, I also wouldn't want the site to shut down because...well, I don't have a reason, I just come on here everyday. I wouldn't know what to do.
User avatar #312359 to #312357 - nefarian (08/27/2014) [-]
I used to, but I've been bored out of my mind the last couple months, so now it might actually affect me.
User avatar #312354 - nefarian (08/27/2014) [-]
Constipation might one of the things that can ruin my day the most.
#312349 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2014) [-]
How most people don't realize that most "Bush-isms" were actually said by Dan Quayle.
#312337 - volero ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Yellow teeth. I understand some people can't help it, but then there are others who simply don't brush their teeth.
General unhygienic behavior annoys me as well.
User avatar #312362 to #312337 - fishinyourface ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm very self conscious about my teeth because they have a yellow tinge to them and it won't go away no matter how much I brush with whitening toothpaste...sucks...
User avatar #312350 to #312337 - hauntzor (08/27/2014) [-]
Even worse when they have that white shit lining their gums. Oh god it's making me gag just thinking about it.

Brush your teeth you fucking whores.
User avatar #312324 - geothermal ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I hate black people so much, not like, the kids in my neighborhood, or regular, everyday black people. But these fucking niggers you hear about on the news.

Im just glad i can say im from Indiana, so my racism is justified.
User avatar #312334 to #312324 - nefarian (08/27/2014) [-]
I hate white people. Not the ones where I live, but the crackers who go around killing people.
User avatar #312338 to #312334 - geothermal ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I hate the mainstream media, theyre incredibly biased. The reason news anchors in the 50's-70's were so boring and monotone, is so they didnt show any kind of bias in their tone. Now all we hear is frantic speaking about how "this is sssssooooo important".

I hate that i think of these issues and im only 17. Because it sounds stereotypical of an edgy teenager, but it really is just absolute bullshit.

I hope shit hits the fan and i can go kill people. Which sounds even more edgy but danm i could use the stress relief. I shouldnt be stressed, im a 17 year old, wealthy white male from the 1st world. I have nothing to stress about in the eyes of the less fortunate. But im stressed because of my fortune.

I need a break from life for a bit, but in todays society you cant just do that. You cant just get up and leave and hide out in the woods in a hole for a while to relax. Nothing is that simple, and you would be criticized for such a thing.

I hate that im sitting at my computer every day getting more and more unhealthy as i rant on and on about things until it gets to point where im pissed enough, and stressed enough where i'll probably die of a heart attack. Heart problems run in my family and i probably shouldnt be stressed like this as it doesnt help that at all.

All of this shit is probably going to get to me really soon, i expect it will be within the middle of this school year as i get fed up with the way im being taught, ill most likely snap violently and fuck shit up around me until i either get beaten back down or arrested. I hope after something like that, that ill get institutionalized so i can finally relax for a while.

I have every physical ability to just get in my car, and drive til i run out of gas, i can leave. But i dont. And i dont know why i dont.
#312319 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2014) [-]
what's the deal with airline food?
User avatar #312335 to #312319 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Alex don't bullshit me, we all know it's you.
User avatar #312339 to #312335 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
no mod power abuse
User avatar #312340 to #312339 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Wait, it was actually you?
User avatar #312341 to #312340 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #312342 to #312341 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
It was, wasn't it.
#312344 to #312342 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Why can't you just believe me
#312345 to #312344 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
It's like my father always told me.
"Never trust a guy with several cropped Sonic porn images, they're a weird cunt."
#312347 to #312345 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
It's perfectly normal
User avatar #312573 to #312347 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I love you both, I have been kind of sad in this last days and you made me laugh. Thank you alexanderburns and EdwardNigma
User avatar #312322 to #312319 - geothermal ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Its hard enough to lock up the seat of the passenger in front of you, to keep them from reclining!
User avatar #312323 to #312322 - geothermal ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Look up the "Knee Defender" debacle.
#312318 - bilbofaggins (08/26/2014) [-]
When people ask a question ending with an exclamation point.
User avatar #312321 to #312318 - hauntzor (08/27/2014) [-]
when teenage girls talk like this????? not even asking questions but using question marks anyway as if to suggest some kind of vocal inflection????
User avatar #312332 to #312321 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
i do that :^)
#312320 to #312318 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2014) [-]
what do you mean!

see, I did the thing
User avatar #312310 - Conquistador (08/26/2014) [-]
I hate all this autistic "vivian james" bullshit spewed all over the site. It's nothing but pure cancer and when you express an opinion against it, the retards are all like "hurr but ders a meaning behind et".
User avatar #312575 to #312310 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I'll be here for a week or so. I can't deal with Vivian. She has a bitch attitude, was made for rule34 exclusively, she isn't cute or hot maybe for a loli, but I don't get lolis either and the comics about her are just boring as shit!
User avatar #312343 to #312310 - rynkar (08/27/2014) [-]
My point of view exactly.
it's 4chan, whatever comes from it is circle jerked around.
User avatar #312325 to #312310 - leonhardt (08/27/2014) [-]
Well she only exists because 4chan raised 20 grand for charity.

So yeah she's autistic cancer and should be hated.
User avatar #312351 to #312325 - rynkar (08/27/2014) [-]
Do you honestly think the whole of 4chan would have donated that much if it didn't piss off a bunch of feminists when they got to make Vivian?
User avatar #312358 to #312351 - leonhardt (08/27/2014) [-]
Do you honestly think 20 grand for charity is cancer and autism?
User avatar #312466 to #312358 - rynkar (08/27/2014) [-]
No, but the intentions behind it is.
User avatar #312471 to #312466 - leonhardt (08/27/2014) [-]
Creating a lovable female character for a feminist game dev group?
Or are you the kind of fucktard that thinks she only exists as a "Fuck you" to Zoe Quinn?
User avatar #312314 to #312310 - nimba (08/26/2014) [-]
have you considered that you might be a lil bitch
#312389 to #312314 - furiousmarshmellow (08/27/2014) [-]
Have you considered you might be a nigger?
User avatar #312562 to #312389 - nimba (08/27/2014) [-]
yeah but there's an easy way to test that isn't there you fucking retard
User avatar #312315 to #312314 - volero ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
You shut your mouth.
He is a special snow flake.
User avatar #312346 to #312315 - nefarian (08/27/2014) [-]
A special Mexican snowflake.
#312313 to #312310 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2014) [-]
This hate has already been done here, get with it nerd.
User avatar #312308 to #312304 - furiousmarshmellow (08/26/2014) [-]
Remember, there's nothing wrong with hating your fellow man.
#312303 - furiousmarshmellow (08/26/2014) [-]
I hate how people imply Steam is "OMG SO AMAZING" just because of sales.   
   
Yeah, paying $10 less for a game sure balances out constant updates and crashes.
I hate how people imply Steam is "OMG SO AMAZING" just because of sales.

Yeah, paying $10 less for a game sure balances out constant updates and crashes.
User avatar #312329 to #312303 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well without sales I would of payed several hundred dollars more than I would of needed to on games so yeah it's worth it you big whiner.
User avatar #312326 to #312303 - bladeboy (08/27/2014) [-]
I haven't encountered steam crashing on me once since I built my pc. The only server downtime I've experienced is when they made l4d2 free.
User avatar #312327 to #312326 - bladeboy (08/27/2014) [-]
And yes, those extra 10 dollars are worth it.
User avatar #312316 to #312303 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Crashes? Lolwut
User avatar #312317 to #312316 - furiousmarshmellow (08/26/2014) [-]
Constantly going down. And I'm not just talking about maintenance.
#312312 to #312303 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2014) [-]
>Not know how to disable updates and fix crashes
Stay pleb peasant.
User avatar #312292 - fistfireace (08/26/2014) [-]
Nutella. I don't hate the taste, but thickness of it. It's good, but doesn't deserve the praise it gets of being "the best thing ever" at least, that's how FJ used to think about it .

On a related note, Nutella and Oreos are not a good combination.
User avatar #312305 to #312292 - hauntzor (08/26/2014) [-]
It literally just tastes like cheap chocolate spread to me.

User avatar #312301 to #312292 - masterboll (08/26/2014) [-]
use it on warm toast or pancake and it becomes a lot less thicker

melts like my cock in your mums mouth
User avatar #312307 to #312301 - fistfireace (08/26/2014) [-]
I'll try that, thanks.
#312293 to #312292 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2014) [-]
watery nutella
#312283 - furiousmarshmellow (08/26/2014) [-]
If you only like lesbians because of porn, you don't actually like lesbians.
If you only like lesbians because of porn, you don't actually like lesbians.
User avatar #312328 to #312283 - leonhardt (08/27/2014) [-]
"If you like something for a reason, you don't actually like it"

Holy fuck lol
User avatar #312333 to #312328 - furiousmarshmellow (08/27/2014) [-]
>leonhardt

I don't I'm going to even try with you...
User avatar #312336 to #312333 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Just like you don't even going to try with your sentence.
#312284 to #312283 - chaosfanatic (08/26/2014) [-]
Why else would you like them?
#312287 to #312284 - furiousmarshmellow (08/26/2014) [-]
Same reason you'd like gay guys.  Not in that sense.
Same reason you'd like gay guys. Not in that sense.
#312288 to #312287 - chaosfanatic (08/26/2014) [-]
As people?
As people?
User avatar #312290 to #312289 - chaosfanatic (08/26/2014) [-]
Oh... Well I never met a legit lesbian so I guess I don't like them.
User avatar #312295 to #312290 - masterboll (08/26/2014) [-]
trust me, you dont want to

porn makes them out to be a lot more attractive than they are
User avatar #312381 to #312295 - nefarian (08/27/2014) [-]
That's why I'll stick to it and stay straight.
User avatar #312280 - nadam ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Beer brand loyalists.
User avatar #312282 to #312280 - crazyolitis (08/26/2014) [-]
Any brand loyalists, who don't even care about quality anymore
#312278 - fruzzinoid (08/26/2014) [-]
People that keep comics in plastic containers in plastic sleeves in their closet for years because "It mught be valubl" piss me the fuck off.
AGE DOESN'T MAKE SOMETHING FUCKING VALUABE. IF YOU HAVE A COMIC FROM 1979, LOOK IT UP, IT MAY BE WORTH THREE DOLLARS. DON'T JUST KEEP RANDOM COMICS BECAUSE THEY MIGHT BE VALUABE. I'LL FUCKING THROW YOU INTO THE SUN. THEY'RE BOOKS. READ THEM. Comicexplain, would you like to offer your insight?

I'M ALL FOR PRESERVING YOUR COMICS. ALWAYS KEEP THEM NICE. BUT READ THEM! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO ENJOY BOOKS THAT ARE KEPT IN YOUR DAMN SHED ALL YOUR LIFE.
User avatar #312348 to #312278 - rynkar (08/27/2014) [-]
I keep mine in cases when I am not reading them. I am super careful with them just because I enjoy them so much, but I do keep them out and around for reading.
User avatar #312644 to #312348 - fruzzinoid (08/27/2014) [-]
See, now that's responsibility.
User avatar #312309 to #312278 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Comics are meant to be enjoyed. Their stories told, and the Aesop passed on. Keeping them locked up in your shed (Where they'll be damaged over time) is indeed silly, but in the end, it's theirs to do with as they please.
User avatar #312364 to #312309 - thebestpieever (08/27/2014) [-]
"And the Aesop passed on" Wut?
User avatar #312331 to #312309 - fruzzinoid (08/27/2014) [-]
My uncle had kept his in this closet, and then one day he discovered that there'd been a leak in that closet for years. I saw some legitimate gems in that pile. Spiderman 300, the death of Superman, HULK 180, and like a whole pile of old guardians of the galaxy comics.
User avatar #312285 to #312278 - crazyolitis (08/26/2014) [-]
Maybe they bought 2 comics and kept 1 in the plastic and read the other one?
User avatar #312330 to #312285 - fruzzinoid (08/27/2014) [-]
See, now we're talking.
#312276 - indeedaleedoo (08/26/2014) [-]
People that offended over the smallest shit. Apparently a mate of mine is pissed off at me and thinks I hate him because in some facebook group conversation I was the only one who didn't reply to his retarded message. The reason being by the time I went on it there was at least 30 other messages pushing it up. He refuses to talk to me when we need to sort shit out because of it.
The message was "EVERYONE EXCITED FOR NEXT YEAR?" It wasn't anything important.
User avatar #312306 to #312276 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
He sounds like an overly sensitive faggot that takes facebook too seriously. Telling him that should sort the issue out :^)
#312271 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Why must I suck so bad at remembering names and numbers? I'm especially bad with dates. I just missed a podcast, because I thought it was monday today. This is getting ridiculous. I actually forgot it was my birthday a couple of days ago and only remembered when someone congratulated me. It's the third time that's happened. How is it even possible to fuck up so badly?
#312264 - jadewest (08/26/2014) [-]
I hate this one kid in my senior year who faked having depression (a few people in my year have it) and managed to get out of his exams, and gets an average of everyones marks, meaning he's done pretty damn well despite not doing his exams.

I also hate the fact he's been stealing nearly everyones stuff from our senior Common Room, things from footballs to drinks to pool sticks and video games.

And to top it off, I hate how he can't shut the fuck up about his beliefs for more than 5 seconds, be it religious (hardcore christian, can't shut up about it even tho most people in our religious school are in fact christian) or political (mysoginistic as fuck and pretty damn homophobic).

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