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#378021 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
We are all losers, faggots, lazy asses, and idiots.
User avatar #378016 - thesoulless (03/24/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/comp-channel/Ffensive+compilation+part+18/zDqYLmQ/

People who bitch about airport security. Sure, it's inconvenient, and I get the privacy concerns that come up over the full-body scanners, but seriously, would you rather get felt up by someone who really doesn't want to do it either, or have your plane get blown up by some fucker who got explosives through security because they weren't doing their job?
User avatar #378019 to #378016 - cycloneclone (03/24/2015) [-]
who the fuck would find any of that shit funny anyways
all those memes are like 5 years old
User avatar #378018 to #378016 - squalllionhart (03/24/2015) [-]
i'd rather blow up a plane to be honest
#378017 to #378016 - Darianvincent ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
TFW dad has security clearance so I don't have to get my balls fondled at the airport.
User avatar #378010 - hardstylehobo (03/24/2015) [-]
When I try to piss shortly after jacking and it comes out as if it were passed through a broken shower-head, getting on my pants, the floor, err'where...
User avatar #378006 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
this is mine, too, pussy
User avatar #378009 to #378008 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
i was too slow
i saved /videogames/ tho
User avatar #378005 - mynameisnotmike ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
i hate this board.
User avatar #378036 to #378005 - serhiy (03/24/2015) [-]
so original.
User avatar #378007 to #378005 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
fuk
#377991 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
My spanish grade is 14% and my lazy ass fucked up my entire high school career. Let's just hope I can fix my grades and do good the next two years, and I might get into a college if I can pull the money out of my ass.

If only I had a organization that helped pay for my college. Oh wait, I am just a racist white privileged male.

Well, guess I deserve what I get though, in all seriousness I could have had better chances if I worked harder.
User avatar #378032 to #377991 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
I fuckin bombed three of my classes in high school and yet here I am about to finish my freshman year at a university
Just make an effort to step it up, and you'll probably have a better chance if you apply for summer sessions. Though you don't have to worry about that for a couple years
User avatar #378030 to #377991 - bladeboy (03/24/2015) [-]
>caring about marks in grade 10
lol
User avatar #378012 to #377991 - thesoulless (03/24/2015) [-]
If you're only in grade 10, your bad mark in Spanish doesn't mean shit. I barely passed a lot of my courses up until my last semester of grade 12 because I didn't put in any effort, but I started putting the work in in the last term and my marks were good enough that I was accepted to all of the universities and colleges that I applied to. Your marks in grade 10 are meaningless, just make sure you start working hard before it's too late.
#378015 to #378000 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
yea, let's go with that
User avatar #377997 to #377991 - peepeepoopooanon (03/24/2015) [-]
I have a pooping that anon is the same peerson in this thread.
It might be nothing tho.
User avatar #378011 to #377997 - hardstylehobo (03/24/2015) [-]
can you believe that I had to take THREE poops today?
User avatar #378020 to #378011 - peepeepoopooanon (03/24/2015) [-]
I pee pee poo poo atleast 10 times a morning
If you eat enough in your poopcakes, you will be able to poo it.
User avatar #378023 to #378020 - hardstylehobo (03/24/2015) [-]
pee and poo at the same time?! you're a freak
#377996 to #377991 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
This has gotta be b8.
#377992 to #377991 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
Have you even looked at scholarships you lazy fuck? Don't blame your problems on feminism or the country putting you down for your gender and color. YOU fucked up your high school career, no one else. It's very rare that a scholarship has a preferred gender/race in mind and that's determined by the person who started the scholarship, not the government. And since the person is the one paying they have the right to decide who gets it.

Again fuck you, not even half the scholarships exclude white males. Look into it before taking the internets word for it and getting all pissy.
#377995 to #377992 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
Also, I wasn't saying scholarships exclude white males. I am saying there is a student organization to help black people pay for their college, but couldn't care less about white people even if they couldn't afford college either.
#377994 to #377992 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
I said I deserve what I get you fucking twit. It is my fault dipshit.
#377987 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
I have no issue if someone comes into my room 30 minutes early and asks me to wake up.

What pisses me the fuck off is when someone knows I have a cold, and problems falling asleep, so obviously I had a helluva a time trying to get any sleept, then come into my room at 6 o'clock, turn on my lights and start telling me to wake up then wonder why I tell them to shut the fuck up and leave my room.
They keep making noise and being loud and making noise, then wonder why I am so fucking angry by the time I get down stairs.
To add on top of this shit, I didn't get any coffee.

I swear to christ, I don't hate my siblings, but I hate having to deal with their bullshit.
#377984 - superchrischan (03/24/2015) [-]
Mascot fags are the worst.  Except me, Im the only good one there is
Mascot fags are the worst. Except me, Im the only good one there is
#377981 - funi (03/24/2015) [-]
People who do this:
#378245 to #377981 - hourlyb (03/26/2015) [-]
Heh, yeah.
It's just seb-rings second account.
User avatar #377985 to #377983 - funi (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm on my phone and finding content is a bitch, but basically the guy had stickied something and it got redthumbed, so he put up two more stickies saying anyone who comments mean things will be blocked/reported, and started deleting peoples comments.
User avatar #377982 to #377981 - sugoi (03/24/2015) [-]
He chose to salt and salt he did.
#377977 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
I hate not being able to sleep. I hate how I haven't been able to find a job in like 6 months. I'm down to my last $400 from my savings and my little girl is due in two weeks. I hate how I have no real friends anymore since highschool. I hate being anti social. I hate that I feel as if people are always judging me in real life. I hate going to college and try to socialize with people I don't know. I hate that I don't know how to talk to people correctly. I hated being bullied in school for being the only Mexican. I hate that I'm Mexican and don't know Spanish. I hate that everyone outcasted me. So now I barely know how to be soical. I hate talking to new people. I hate feeling suicidal from time to time. I hate being myself. I hate how my shadow looks. I hate the way I look. I hate feeling weak like right now. I hate being called scum. I hate these damn tears in my eyes. I hate myself. I hate you. I hate how powerless you are you worthless faggit. Why the fuck can't you just be normal you stupid shit. Just be Fucking normal stop being you, you can't even kill yourself properly god knows you've tried. Why can't you just flip a switch?? I hate you I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR Being you. Because I love you so much stupid. I just wish you could change the way things are. Hang in there thepuckisthis. You'll get your shit together....you always do.
I hate not being able to sleep. I hate how I haven't been able to find a job in like 6 months. I'm down to my last $400 from my savings and my little girl is due in two weeks. I hate how I have no real friends anymore since highschool. I hate being anti social. I hate that I feel as if people are always judging me in real life. I hate going to college and try to socialize with people I don't know. I hate that I don't know how to talk to people correctly. I hated being bullied in school for being the only Mexican. I hate that I'm Mexican and don't know Spanish. I hate that everyone outcasted me. So now I barely know how to be soical. I hate talking to new people. I hate feeling suicidal from time to time. I hate being myself. I hate how my shadow looks. I hate the way I look. I hate feeling weak like right now. I hate being called scum. I hate these damn tears in my eyes. I hate myself. I hate you. I hate how powerless you are you worthless faggit. Why the fuck can't you just be normal you stupid shit. Just be Fucking normal stop being you, you can't even kill yourself properly god knows you've tried. Why can't you just flip a switch?? I hate you I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR Being you. Because I love you so much stupid. I just wish you could change the way things are. Hang in there thepuckisthis. You'll get your shit together....you always do.
#377993 to #377977 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
You have a little girl due, stop being a little bitch.
#377998 to #377993 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
She ain't born yet!  MAYBE I'LL GO FULL BLOWN CHRIS Benoit!!!!
She ain't born yet! MAYBE I'LL GO FULL BLOWN CHRIS Benoit!!!!
#378002 to #377998 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Being a two time champ would help with financial problems.
I say go for it.
User avatar #378003 to #378002 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
I miss him sad what happened
User avatar #378246 to #378003 - hourlyb (03/26/2015) [-]
Killed his wife and child then killed himself.
User avatar #378247 to #378246 - thispuckingguy (03/26/2015) [-]
Yup forgot how he killed his wife suffocated his kid with a pillow and then I believe hung himself with weights
User avatar #378248 to #378247 - hourlyb (03/26/2015) [-]
Oh shit, I thought you were asking what happened, my bad.
User avatar #378249 to #378248 - thispuckingguy (03/26/2015) [-]
Lol yeah I remember it all over the news he was the US champ now the title is cursed
User avatar #377986 to #377977 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
"My little girl is due in 2 weeks"
Nigga don't go killing yourself when you're about to have a daughter. Don't even think about that shit. Don't go leavin' your little girl without a father.
User avatar #377989 to #377986 - superchrischan (03/24/2015) [-]
Growing up without a parent makes you more of a badass though
User avatar #377999 to #377989 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
Pfft I wish I had a dad hell even a abusive mom boyfriend thing I ain't have no dad. I wouldn't do that to mah kids I know what it's like
User avatar #377988 to #377986 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
I didn't say I was but yeah.
User avatar #377973 - crazyolitis (03/24/2015) [-]
Welp. At least the third time somebody blocked me over red thumbs.
funnyjunk.com/channel/comp-channel/Ffensive+compilation+part+18/zDqYLmQ/5#5
Why do people care that much about them anyway?
User avatar #377974 to #377973 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
Beta faggits looking for attention. Like myself. Remind me of the retards that read through comments and thumb all them down.
#377972 - princessren (03/24/2015) [-]
like a month ago I started watching these let's play guys because I watch their other videos on their other channels and stuff   
and like they were just really chill so I would get all cozy and watch multiples of their videos late at night before going to bed   
and now I have pretty much watched all of their stuff so I can;t really binge watch anymore   
and it bums me out way more then it should
like a month ago I started watching these let's play guys because I watch their other videos on their other channels and stuff
and like they were just really chill so I would get all cozy and watch multiples of their videos late at night before going to bed
and now I have pretty much watched all of their stuff so I can;t really binge watch anymore
and it bums me out way more then it should
User avatar #377978 to #377972 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
Worst feeling ever
#377963 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
People need to understand something.

Multiculturism is Skindred. A welsh punk who makes reggae, hip-hop, and metal.

Cultural destruction is what the founding fathers did to the native americans

Cultural marxism is new wave feminism and "social justice"

Patriotism is doing what's best for your nation, even if your government is against you

Statism is dick riding your government

Prejudice goes both ways whenever two groups have tension between them

Taking sides never helps
#377964 to #377963 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
why is social justice in quotations?
its more of a defined thing than new wave feminism (which isnt even called that, its called third wave, new wave feminism would be something like feminists that are really really into muse)
#377965 to #377964 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
Because I have yet to see a single time social justice warriors actually did any social justice besides bitch about how hard they think they have it.
#377967 to #377965 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
then say social justice warriors
#377960 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
When you are typing a comment and the typing box some how deletes itself after you type out 2000 characters.
#377957 - Elk (03/24/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** People who act like it's perfectly okay to have sex with someone when they're drunk.

I used to think that they accepted the consequences when they chose to get drunk, but some personal experiences changed that, and now I can't see why I ever felt that way.

This guy just told me, "Dude, I'm such a cunt. I ruined this girl's life. It was her fault, though ? . Basically, I ran into my ex and walked her home ?? because she was drunk. When we got to her house, she invited me in for drinks. ??? She started playing with my zipper, but I just ignored it. ???? Here's where it gets fucked up. She has a boyfriend, and another guy called her and asked to be her boyfriend, so she was going to leave the other guy tomorrow. She sucked me off, and then we fucked, ????? so I did the cuntish thing and messaged them both about it. She basically cheated on two guys with me."

I asked, "Did you know about the other two guys?"

"Yeah, but I didn't think she'd be stupid enough to do it."

I can kinda understand going in for drinks thing. It should have been a red flag, but I guess it doesn't have to mean anything. When she started playing with your zipper, you should have said something. When she pulled your pecker out of your pants, you should have realized something was going on.

I don't feel that was her fault at that point. You know she's not in complete control of what she's doing anymore. You don't teach a three year old, retarded child to strip down and ride your diddily ding dong doodily. You're taking advantage of someone who doesn't really know what's going on.

I know the difference is willingly choosing to get drunk or having a mental disability from birth, but I'm just saying I don't think it's right in general, and I feel that trying to justify it is despicable.
User avatar #378013 to #377957 - thesoulless (03/24/2015) [-]
Although I kinda agree with aoeui, I think that the difference comes from whether or not he was drunk. If both of them were sufficiently intoxicated that it interfered with their decision making, then that's that, shit happens. However, he's a giant dick if he was thinking clearly when this was happening.
User avatar #377975 to #377957 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
I disagree. That's why they say drink responsibly. Chick wanted the old ex D. That 3yr old part is fucked up though. What's wrong with u. And for the retard tidbit it depends on the level of retardation. If a handicapped person knows right from wrong and can tell the difference idk iffy. But if they can't take care of themselves then ya u going to hell for that.
User avatar #378024 to #377975 - Elk (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't mean that it's not the drunk person's fault. I just mean that I don't think it's right to say that it's entirely her fault. You know what I mean?
User avatar #378039 to #378024 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
That depends what's the problem then? Him telling the two guys how is that her fault that's just a being a douche or b looking out for a bro
User avatar #377961 to #377957 - aoeui (03/24/2015) [-]
lol a degenerate whore like that, he wasn't ruining anything. the relationships were doomed to fail
#377968 to #377961 - Elk (03/24/2015) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** I agree, but I still think he would say that about anybody and not take any responsibility for himself.
User avatar #377956 - cycloneclone (03/24/2015) [-]
I hate
User avatar #377959 to #377956 - themanwithnoplan (03/24/2015) [-]
Well, you shouldn't.
User avatar #377958 to #377956 - squalllionhart (03/24/2015) [-]
take it back
User avatar #377952 - thesoulless (03/24/2015) [-]
I have this bowl for making popcorn in the microwave. It doesn't use oil or anything like that, so the seasoning that I have doesn't stick to the popcorn, and it all just ends up in the bottom of the bowl.
#377979 to #377952 - furfirerace (03/24/2015) [-]
We have this magical thing called hands. We use them to grab things.
#377951 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
in between working in comissions and adding stuff to my portfolio and worrying im not good enough at the sex ive been photoshopping speech bubbles like this one for the last two days
its really really not as fun as it sounds
#377938 - Absolute Madman (03/24/2015) [-]
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I am an aspiring artist, and I worked for years to refine my craft so I can participate in a local art event and share my works of art.
What I did was make a 5 foot tall statue of a violin out of recycled steel, iron, and copper. Then I made a bow and added massive industrial cords that I had to have custom made, so I could be able to actually make noise with this violin statue.That statue in it's entirety took me 2 years to build as I was working on it off and on. I then worked hard for a few days to get it painted in time for the contest.
I entered it in as a piece of modern art, and took it to my designated spot at the event.
I was so excited that I got there and set up early. I was one of the first people there, and I just waited a few hours to watch all the other people come and set up their art. Awhile later I came back to my work, so I can demonstrate the sound making abilities of my statue, and you know who was set up next to me?
Some flamboyant skinny hipster with a crude 10 foot tall sculpture of a girl fingering her asshole set up next to me.
I was irritated, but I just went along with the competition.
After about 5 hours of me showing people my statue and making music with it the best I could, the judges finally went around and started looking at our art.
I was fairly confident I would get a high score and even win compared to most of the other modern art sculptures. Nope, apparently not.
The dude next to me won 3rd place, right above mine. As you can imagine I was fucking furious.
I asked the judges after the contest why I didn't make it in the top three, and why this guy could possibly be ranked above me.
Apparently my piece of art didn't carry a strong message, and it wasn't "very well thought out". What the fuck?
User avatar #378014 to #377938 - thesoulless (03/24/2015) [-]
Welcome to post-modernism.
User avatar #377940 to #377938 - ferrettamer (03/24/2015) [-]
There is no way this can be true. If it is, fuck that. How pretentious of an asshole can you be
#377934 - volero (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm starting to release how fucking awful I at am at dealing with stress. I have a bunch of work due in the next few weeks as well as some exams and I feel overwhelmed.
These last two days I've just set in my room not wanting to do anything because if I started doing something like playing a video game or something I would spend the whole time thinking about the assignments I had to do and just feel bad for not doing them. Not to mention I'm majorly conflicted about a girl, but that's no my main worry.
When I'm at my computer with all of them open, I just screw around on YouTube or FJ instead of doing it. I just don't know where to start with all this shit. The only way I can seem to get things done is if I'm with another person or simply not in my dorm room.
User avatar #377935 to #377934 - volero (03/24/2015) [-]
realize*
User avatar #377976 to #377935 - thispuckingguy (03/24/2015) [-]
I have the same problem. I put off my homework to the last minute. I don't mean to I just do. Like right now it's 4:20 am (blaze it mf) I got bad sleep insomnia and its too late to take my sleeping pill. I always say I'll get to it but I don't right now I'm on funnyjunk on mobile trying to get sleepy again I got school in 4 hrs.
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