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User avatar #335306 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/08/2014) [-]
Those people who pass you on the right side even though the fast lane is open
User avatar #335298 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/08/2014) [-]
Gay black guys that act like women.

Bonus points if they go to church.
#335421 to #335298 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
You say shit like this

Wonder why gay people seem offended around you.

And just come to the conclusion that they're sensitive.
User avatar #335567 to #335421 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/09/2014) [-]
Gays are extremely sensitive.
especially the faggots.
thats why men really dont like em.
id hang with neil harris and anderson cooper any day because they arent whiny bitches and actually have a more developed personality past being.gay.
User avatar #335566 to #335421 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/09/2014) [-]
>gay
>people

Pick one
User avatar #335333 to #335298 - awesomerninjathing (11/09/2014) [-]
Kiesza - Giant In My Heart heh this goes really well
User avatar #335301 to #335298 - princessren ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
gay black guys that act like women
gay black guys
back guys
niggers
User avatar #335305 to #335301 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/08/2014) [-]
Fuck em all cept black guys lol
User avatar #335309 to #335305 - bladeboy (11/09/2014) [-]
Those are the worst though.
#335292 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
sexualized woman - object of the male gaze
sexualized man - male power fantasy

yeah...
User avatar #335325 to #335292 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
ebul feminists are coming to subvert our peninses
#335294 to #335292 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
Sexualised =/= little clothing.
#335303 to #335294 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
I never said what the parameters were.
User avatar #335307 to #335303 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
We all know this conversation from top to bottom, and I've already heard your song many times. I've also heard the other guys. If I were to prolong this it wouldn't take long for you to bring up the words "Anita Sarkeesian" "tumblr" "feminist" or "SJW" and you know it.
#335291 - kosmic (11/08/2014) [-]
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID SOMEONE ORDER SOME CANCER?!
User avatar #335348 to #335291 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
I ordered the terminal lung cancer with a side of chemo.
User avatar #335259 - darksideofthebeast (11/08/2014) [-]
I hate how some people act sometimes.
My brother was pissed off and was texting me about why he was pissed off, then I didn't respond and I fell asleep.
Then he texts me "cool man, great talk"
Sorry I don't want to sit up all night talking bad about your girlfriend cause you're mad at her.
#335545 to #335259 - palindromia (11/09/2014) [-]
way to be there for your brother, dickhead.
User avatar #335274 to #335259 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, you wouldn't do that to him in person would you?
User avatar #335288 to #335274 - darksideofthebeast (11/08/2014) [-]
No, I certainly would not.
But the thing is, he knows I don't like talking on the phone or texting, I just find it awkward.
Now that he lives 2 states away, I prefer to talk to him on skype rather than a phone call or texting.
If he had called me or something, I could have listened better and undertood better.
But I didn't text back because I knew he would keep talking about it and I wouldn't be able to say "man, I want to get some sleep now" without sounding like a dick.
So I was gonna text him in the morning and explain exactly why I didn't text back.
I didn't want him getting more angry about it by dwelling on it and I didn't want to sound like a dick by saying "I wanna sleep now, you can stop talking"
So I chose to ignore it and respond when I was awake, but after seeing him text me that, I never even texted him back.
I thought it was fucked up that he said that... And this isn't the first time he's said something like that.
Even though he knows more than anyone that I don't like to be on my phone constantly, it's not my thing. I'd rather talk to you face to face, in person or on skype\facetime.
It helps me understand a bit better, I can actually understand exactly how he feels if I see his face.
On texting, I can't tell how serious he's being or if he's just spewing anger everywhere and venting.
And I have no problem with venting, but if you want to vent, text me at any time and vent, I'll respond to it when I feel that I can.
I do that to everyone I know, I respond when I feel like I want to.
That way if I just choose in the middle of talking that I want to leave without sounding like a dick, I can do so.

Also, anytime I'm that angry, my brother just tells me to chill out and smoke a bowl or something.
But if I tell him that, he doesn't take it the same way as he would to me.
I don't want my brother to be upset and I don't want to fuel his anger by agreeing with his anger, whether or not he has a reason.
User avatar #335299 to #335288 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, okay.
User avatar #335268 to #335259 - princessren ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
I hate how much of a dick my sister acts
and then she gets into a fight with my mom
and I can hear her crying in her room, but I just ignore her because she acts like a dick alot and would probably just yell at me if I came in, or I wouldn't know what to do and it would be an akward "there there" type thing
so then I just feel guilty
User avatar #335273 to #335268 - darksideofthebeast (11/08/2014) [-]
Well, me and my brother are close and I recently moved 400 miles away.
But he knows that I don't like to text or talk on the phone and I certainly don't like saying bad things about a person I like just cause my brother is pissed off at her.

And yea, that's exactly how I feel, just what you described.
It's awkward to just sit there and listen to all of it and then be like "yea, I know what you mean, ya ya"
Then if they assume I'm not listening, then they just get more pissed.
User avatar #335251 - jubbehhh (11/08/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/reportspam/5067#5067
Check out what konradkurz(e) is doing, LOL
(don't want to mention him, he'll come here and start thumbing people down again)
He really dun goofed now.
User avatar #335258 to #335251 - asdefea (11/08/2014) [-]
konradkurze ?
User avatar #335261 to #335258 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
lol
thanks asdefea

that little crybaby is having a whine about shit he started and got into shit for
User avatar #335270 to #335261 - jubbehhh (11/08/2014) [-]
Ah don't worry, you'll be banned soon enough.
#335272 to #335270 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
lol youre just like those little kids on FPS games who scream "OMG youre hacking, youre so gonna get banned, faggot.."

stop it kid....laughing at you this much is hurting my ribs
User avatar #335275 to #335272 - jubbehhh (11/08/2014) [-]
Wow, so someone else reported you in the past, and you admit to having smurf accounts?
You're really bad at this stuff.
User avatar #335277 to #335275 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
lets talk about all your smurf accouts jubbzy....and how 2 mods are looking into them

josh has already said who cares about me....lets see what he says about you
User avatar #335279 to #335277 - jubbehhh (11/08/2014) [-]
What smurf accounts?
User avatar #335285 to #335279 - jubbehhh (11/08/2014) [-]
Oh, you mean THOSE "smurf" accounts, which you created to make it look like I have smurf accounts.
www.funnyjunk.com/reportspam/5050#5050
We've covered this in two other discussions now, don't try arguing this shit again.
User avatar #335252 to #335251 - nefarian ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, what kind of faggot actually thumbs down every comment another person makes?
#335262 to #335252 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
idk
i could show you over 100 comments jubbzy there has thumbed down one after another just because he can
User avatar #335253 to #335252 - jubbehhh (11/08/2014) [-]
He's being doing so for a few months now, but I've only now actually bothered to report him for it.
User avatar #335254 to #335253 - nefarian ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Hey nimba, can you help this guy out?
User avatar #335263 to #335254 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
dude, nimba is one of jubb'z victims you think hes gonna help him?
User avatar #335282 to #335263 - nefarian ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
I'm well aware of it
User avatar #335260 to #335254 - nimba (11/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, I try to rise above the trifles of the proles
User avatar #335256 to #335254 - jubbehhh (11/08/2014) [-]
Oh hey is nimba a cool guy that doesn't hate people because one of their comments got thumbed down?
#335238 - princessren ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
I hate hippie shit like this
www.funnyjunk.com/True+story/funny-pictures/5347816/
I agree that I think their is gonna be a point where Earth has to come together
but it's not that simple, "hur dur borders, hur dur all brothers and sisters"
how about just take a dump on civilization as a whole.
User avatar #335312 to #335238 - newposterintown (11/09/2014) [-]
that isn't even a mankind problem
it's a consumption problem
User avatar #335267 to #335238 - darksideofthebeast (11/08/2014) [-]
While I sort of agree with what the post was saying, I think it was stupid.
Ok, I want peace on this earth, I want humans to get along.
But the simple fact remains: it will never, ever happen.
A true hippie should know that, life has a balance.
Too good would be bad and too bad would be good. Life dies and life is born, that's the natural order.

Humans (like any other animal) has a need for territory. That does not make a person bad, that makes them normal.
You can't share with everyone nor can you agree with what everyone says. This is what causes separation.
So, even with humans there can never be peace and even without humans there will never be peace.
Things have to die so other things live, things have to be separated.

I don't understand why anyone would still argue about peace.
There cannot be peace and there never will be peace.
Is it good to hope, yes, yes it is. If it makes you happy to hope, then go ahead.
But look at the facts, understand the possibility and then judge.
That is where the creator of this content has failed, he thinks humans can just magically drop all of their hatred and separate beliefs to become friendly.
That will NEVER happen and no one should expect it to happen.
User avatar #335265 to #335238 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
What we need is to be murdered by giant alien robot space ships
User avatar #335246 to #335238 - voltkills (11/08/2014) [-]
oh fuck thats annoying.
ive got this fucking hippie twat in my class (nice guy apart from the following) who wants socialist-anarchism, I.e not government, no currency, just people all getting along and trading and sharing, its the most delusional shit i have ever herd. makes me so fucking mad he thinks it can work in any way at all.
User avatar #335248 to #335246 - princessren ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
I hate those people
heck if you are some kinda communist who wants the state to own everything or whatever
I won't agree with you, but I can atleast respect it
User avatar #335297 to #335248 - nimba (11/08/2014) [-]
see this is why I hate vegans
User avatar #335241 to #335238 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
I wonder what the original picture said.
User avatar #335240 to #335238 - volero ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
It's not as simple as the hippies believe it is.
Since we were cavemen with the IQ's of a peanut we had territorial barriers with one another. Communal communism like the hippies want would destroy human progress on a massive scale.
User avatar #335230 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
I hate how I'm kind of becoming racist. The idea of white people becoming the minority in the future of the US makes me angry for some reason and I'm unable to explain why.
Someone please tell me why I'm stupid.
User avatar #335295 to #335230 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/08/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with racial preservation. Its a natural thing.

White people have weak-ass genes when it comes to mixin.
User avatar #335296 to #335295 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
It has nothing to do with mixing. It has to do with dumb niggers having half a dozen kids kids for welfare checks :^)
User avatar #335300 to #335296 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/08/2014) [-]
That is also a problem, people shouldnt be allowed to take advantage of that.

The system rewards that fucked up behavior
User avatar #335242 to #335230 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
Status quo bias.
User avatar #335243 to #335242 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
Am I an evil racist, piper?
User avatar #335244 to #335243 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
Of course. All white people are evil racists.
User avatar #335247 to #335245 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
Is this gonna become a thing?
User avatar #335249 to #335247 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
I only post this picture when you say stupid shit.
User avatar #335250 to #335249 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
So the answer is yes, then.
User avatar #335284 to #335250 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
Stop saying stupid shit mate.
User avatar #335302 to #335293 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
Cause then you get the .gif.
User avatar #335304 to #335302 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
I don't understand your logic.
User avatar #335232 to #335230 - princessren ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
we should reinstate the draft, but only for latinos and blacks
and then use them as cannon fodder in a series of small foreign wars
User avatar #335233 to #335232 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
we should reinstate the draft, but only for trannies and gay
and then use them as cannon fodder in a series of small foreign wars
User avatar #335239 to #335233 - princessren ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
that doesn't seem like a sufficient amount of the population for fighting a war
and fags and sissies would make a terrible fighting force compared to the brute strength and savagery of niggers
User avatar #335225 - nimba (11/08/2014) [-]
www.buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli/the-ultimate-guide-to-being-a-woman
"The ultimate guide to being a woman"
or
"Missconceptions, Missunderstanding and Missrepresentation"

#27 - Always tell someone where you’re going, when you leave, who you’re with, and what your general plans are; it’s your job to protect yourself from the possible violence other people can perpetrate against you.
Implying that it... isn't...? your job to protect yourself? This article is either sporadically and violently insane or doesn't understand that sarcasm and truth are indistinguishable from each other in a written form, and veering wildly from one to the other is just confusing my little rapist mind.
#335546 to #335225 - palindromia (11/09/2014) [-]
buzzfeed is a steaming soup of leftist, feminazi bullshit. just leave them to bask in their self-righteousness.
User avatar #335220 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
I hate how everyone I know and who don't know each other decided, at the same period of time, to break all contact with me.
I don't know if it's something wrong with me, but if it is, I wish it'd be fucking pointed out to me.
User avatar #335222 to #335220 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
It's probably the herpes.
Pretty sure they're just busy mate, trust your friends a little.
User avatar #335266 to #335222 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
"Seriously, fuck off" And disappears.
"Don't want to see you again." And disappears.

I wish.
#335213 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
>Jews make up less than 2% of the population but are at the forefront of entertainment, banking, and government industries. They're evil and they run the world wake up America!
These people sound just like the tumblrtards who whine about how men make up the majority of political offices. They got there because they worked for it you lazy shits.
User avatar #335218 to #335213 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
muh shekels etc.
#335200 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
Who the fuck decided that "a bundle of sticks" would mean "gay person" and how did they even come to that conclusion?
Who the fuck decided that "a bundle of sticks" would mean "gay person" and how did they even come to that conclusion?
User avatar #335221 to #335200 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
The word fun used to mean a colourful attire that flowed with the win. Well, fanno, the word that eventually became fun. That's how languages work.
User avatar #335226 to #335224 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
The word fun used to mean a colourful piece of cloth that flowed with the wind before it meant the act and state of amusement and engagement.
User avatar #335227 to #335226 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
I'm wanting to know HOW, not WHY.
User avatar #335229 to #335227 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
I didn't give you the why, I gave you the how: evolutionary linguistics.
User avatar #335231 to #335229 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
Those long hours spent watching boring ass videos about linguistics are finally paying off, eh piper?
User avatar #335234 to #335231 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
I find that stuff pretty interesting, so it's not boring to me. But there's not much in the way of video content about philology, mostly just giant books.
User avatar #335236 to #335234 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
I thought you once mentioned a video you watched. Perhaps I am mistaken.
User avatar #335237 to #335236 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
Oh, there's some. But if you study the subject most of the material you get is written, appropriately enough.
User avatar #335210 to #335200 - hourlyb ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
They would burn them along with witches. But they were used as kindling, while the witches were burned at the stake.
User avatar #335202 to #335200 - akl ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
"A faggot, in the meaning of "bundle", is an archaic English unit applied to bundles of certain items. Alternate spellings in Early Modern English include fagate, faget, fagett, faggott, fagot, fagatt, fagott, ffagott, and faggat.[1]

Sometimes called a short faggot, a faggot of sticks equals a bundle of wood sticks or billets that is 3 feet (0.91 m) in length and 2 feet (0.61 m) in circumference.[1] The measurement was standardised in ordinances by 1474.[1] A small short faggot was also called a nicket.[2] A brush-faggot (sometimes shortened to brush) was a bundle of similar size made of brushwood.[3]"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28unit%29
User avatar #335207 to #335202 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
But I want to know how THAT became to be known as a gay person.
#335201 to #335200 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
Because they used to burn homosexuals with bundles of sticks.
#335208 to #335201 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
Which is also how you get Flaming Faggot.
User avatar #335209 to #335208 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
I love history.
#335198 - onemoreminute (11/08/2014) [-]
people who say"bye" and block you and think they've won the argument. they are the worst kind of people on the internet and are usually weaboo trash.
people who say"bye" and block you and think they've won the argument. they are the worst kind of people on the internet and are usually weaboo trash.
User avatar #335212 to #335198 - hourlyb ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
The same exact shit happened with me and some guy about LoK.
User avatar #335217 to #335212 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
Were you arguing about the show or was he just a avatarfag?
User avatar #335271 to #335217 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
of course korra fanboy supreme is interested
User avatar #335278 to #335271 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
Of course dick rider supreme won't get off my case.
User avatar #335280 to #335278 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
never
User avatar #335283 to #335280 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
Do you have feelings for me, alex?
User avatar #335289 to #335287 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for reminding me the new LoK episode aired last night.
Wanna watch with me
User avatar #335317 to #335316 - dumerveil (11/09/2014) [-]
why not
User avatar #335319 to #335317 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
I'd rather hang out with ren
#335264 to #335217 - hourlyb ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Here's one of his counterpoints:
"Korra is hot. Korra is likeable. Her personality is amazing, and she is very able.

We went through her struggle together by watching the whole 3 seasons, and we continue to watch more struggle. And she manage to pull it out.

Korra isn't just some fantasy character. She represents all of us. She represent how life can be hard even for the grand "avatar", and shows everyone has problems to deal with. Yet, she refuses to lose her smile and attitude, and continues to fight. And that's why we love Korra. That's why I watch the show.

And come on. Korra is definitely a smoking hottie. Penis never betray you.

If you don't want to see these type of post, don't indirectly command someone to "stop posting LoK". You can't do that. People have every reason to post those shit.

If you don't want to see it, close your eyes, and press the right arrow.

For fuck sake. The very personality of you causing this dispute is the very reason why we have SJW's sucking dicks and talking shits."
Pic related
User avatar #335276 to #335264 - dumerveil (11/08/2014) [-]
I sincerely hope that's a troll account like uchihalover.
User avatar #335281 to #335276 - hourlyb ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
You and me both.
User avatar #335257 to #335217 - hourlyb ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Avatarfag. I said that what he posted wasn't really related to the content, he got butthurt. I said he was acting like a weeaboo/neckbeard Brony.
User avatar #335199 to #335198 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
*cough* beastkenten *cough*
User avatar #335215 to #335199 - kosmic (11/08/2014) [-]
beastkenten come on down!!!
#335216 to #335215 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
Believe me, I've mentioned him multiple times here. I guess he's too afraid to come down.
Believe me, I've mentioned him multiple times here. I guess he's too afraid to come down.
User avatar #335185 - thesoulless (11/08/2014) [-]
When people post "dance parties" as content.
User avatar #335180 - nimba (11/08/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/reportspam/5036#5036

vote spammers man, like, grow up and use your words if you don't like me
#335179 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
I'm not exaggerating when I say the amount of retards on this site seems to keep growing each day.
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#335516 to #335179 - usernameluisdjlols has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #335197 to #335179 - lobselvith (11/08/2014) [-]
That's because all of the people with any common sense have left already.
User avatar #335206 to #335197 - kosmic (11/08/2014) [-]
so what does that say about us?
User avatar #335223 to #335206 - thebestpieever (11/08/2014) [-]
That we are retards, duh.
User avatar #335192 to #335191 - ferrettamer (11/08/2014) [-]
i'm not retarded I thought this was a no bully zone
#335181 to #335179 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
Well, you've been here for a while.
User avatar #335182 to #335181 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
You have too, most likely. Your point?
#335169 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
those "hurr luk at me im so kool cos i liek gore and ded things!" shitlords

seriously, just stop trying, you are actually a piece of shit
User avatar #335188 to #335169 - lobselvith (11/08/2014) [-]
It's even worse when they start talking about how emotionally calloused it's made them.
#335168 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
>Blueberry
>Is purple
#335183 to #335168 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
I'm not exaggerating when I say the amount of retards on this site seems to keep growing each day.
User avatar #335186 to #335183 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
That is violey.
#335193 to #335187 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
this is violet
#335194 to #335193 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
Oh. My mistake.

But if you think this is actually blue, you are colorblind.
#335184 to #335183 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
Think he might've gotten it confused with Blackberry, which is more of a dark purple than actually black.
User avatar #335189 to #335184 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
No, I meant what I meant.

Even though that's right what you said.
User avatar #335171 to #335168 - freedomreturns (11/08/2014) [-]
That's because purpleberry sounds stupid as fuck.
User avatar #335175 to #335171 - nefarian ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Worse than almond?
User avatar #335176 to #335175 - freedomreturns (11/08/2014) [-]
I don't like the way the word "Almond" works in my mouth.
Almond is stupider.
User avatar #335172 to #335171 - furiousmarshmellow (11/08/2014) [-]
That sounds awesome as fuck.
User avatar #335167 - fistfireace (11/08/2014) [-]
Useless, waste of space posts like this: funnyjunk.com/Im+off+to+take+a+shower/text/5348515/
User avatar #335164 - foreveranonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
A while ago I posted about hating that I couldn't remember what "bro bro" was from cause I keep fucking saying it
Found the source www.funnyjunk.com/Title+is+god/funny-pictures/5347881/
Hate has been subsided

To make this not a shitpost, I hate licorice, especially black licorice. Shit's nasty
User avatar #335203 to #335164 - finblob (11/08/2014) [-]
fuck you
#335165 to #335164 - tvfreakuk (11/08/2014) [-]
Holy fuck I'm an idiot...
I saw "licorice" and read it as "like-o-rice"
User avatar #335177 to #335165 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
congratulations
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