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User avatar #296346 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
I can't believe how easy it is for some people to have a grudge on me here. It's been about two weeks since I started actually using this account, and yet somehow I gained 'enemies'. There's this guy that keeps following me and thumbing down my comments inb4 'hurr durr thumbs dont matter'; they matter if you want to be taken seriously. people take a comment with green thumbs more seriously than one with red thumbs. even though he blocked me. Some people here, so desperate to pick a fight.

Fuck off ohemgeezus.
#296345 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
"The Crew's graphics looks like shit compared to other games on the Pisser and Xbone."   
   
The graphics looking fucking fine. Also, who gives a shit about how bad the graphics are when you have ALL OF THE U.S. to work with?
"The Crew's graphics looks like shit compared to other games on the Pisser and Xbone."

The graphics looking fucking fine. Also, who gives a shit about how bad the graphics are when you have ALL OF THE U.S. to work with?
User avatar #296349 to #296345 - EdwardNigma (07/24/2014) [-]
What the hell is The Crew anyway?
User avatar #296351 to #296349 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
The Crew - Gamescom Trailer
The Crew Coast to Coast Trailer - E3 2014 [NORTH AMERICA]
A closed beta just released, that's what this video is.
The Crew Beta Adventures - #1 Los Angeles, Laguna Seca & San Francisco !!!
User avatar #296326 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
i cant bang the dwarf in dragon age origins wtf
0/10 no midget sex
User avatar #296578 to #296326 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
You can bang two female dwarves if you start off with the dwarven noble (male) origin.

No animated romance scene, it's just implied.
User avatar #296579 to #296578 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
sorry, i meant >no gay midget sex
User avatar #296580 to #296579 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
aw shit nigga

Play a male dwarf and bang Zevran.
User avatar #296581 to #296580 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
been there, done that, ravished the elf.
User avatar #296304 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't have a cocaine addiction. I just like the smell of it. Christ.
User avatar #296290 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
Ay yo, is ren's RP still relevant lol.
User avatar #296341 to #296290 - Conquistador (07/24/2014) [-]
I have the caps of it.
User avatar #296930 to #296341 - teoyuppie (07/25/2014) [-]
lol neet
User avatar #296295 to #296291 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
PrincessRen's Profile had that gay convo with Dumer.
User avatar #296296 to #296295 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
oh uh

she changed accounts

im not sure many people care anymore actually, she's admitting to doing gayer things since you've been gone
User avatar #296308 to #296296 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone
User avatar #296306 to #296296 - thebestpieever (07/24/2014) [-]
Did anyone ever care?
User avatar #296307 to #296306 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
i dont know, she sure got made fun of for a while though
User avatar #296337 to #296307 - thebestpieever (07/24/2014) [-]
Correction, did anyone with the mind of someone older than 14 ever care?
User avatar #296365 to #296337 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
yea
User avatar #296339 to #296337 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
don't think so
#296303 to #296298 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
haha yup u sure got him
haha yup u sure got him
#296273 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
HEY PEASANTS! Remember when I said I wouldn't post here again, I LIED!!!!! LOLOLOLOL! Oh well, life's what you make it lololoolololol! Hey! How about that spocket lad! Or the lack of heart machine? Lol! #ScottDisick #PatrickBateman #JordanBelfort #Yuppie #Hip2BSquare
Yuppie Rap
American Psycho - #5 - Phil Collins Speech
"True Faith (Morning Sun Extended Remix)" by New Order
HEY PEASANTS! Remember when I said I wouldn't post here again, I LIED!!!!! LOLOLOLOL! Oh well, life's what you make it lololoolololol! Hey! How about that spocket lad! Or the lack of heart machine? Lol! #ScottDisick #PatrickBateman #JordanBelfort #Yuppie #Hip2BSquare
User avatar #296348 to #296273 - megavoir (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh yes.
The #yuppie has returned to us.
User avatar #296299 to #296273 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Compton crib niggas ain't nuthin to fuck with
User avatar #296301 to #296299 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
Teo fuckin yuppie ain't nothin to jack with
User avatar #296300 to #296299 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
crip*
User avatar #296288 to #296285 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
Lolololol TAKE MY GLOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS THUMB YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!!!!
User avatar #296280 to #296273 - majormayor (07/24/2014) [-]
That .gif is kinda outdated. Rokk is now one with the shitposts.
User avatar #296283 to #296280 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
How?
User avatar #296292 to #296283 - majormayor (07/24/2014) [-]
When was the last time you see Rokk caring about others shitposting?
User avatar #296293 to #296292 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
When was the last time you saw him shitposting?

I just don't see him posting much here ever anymore.
User avatar #296294 to #296293 - majormayor (07/24/2014) [-]
Not that long ago. He just doesn't give a damn anymore.
User avatar #296282 to #296280 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
Den I gotta step up. You still on this board or just once in a while?
User avatar #296287 to #296282 - majormayor (07/24/2014) [-]
I spend most of my time on FunnyJunk on this board, yes.
User avatar #296289 to #296287 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
Aight den. Hope to talk to u more often.
User avatar #296277 to #296273 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
Shout out to Teoberry. My apostle of yupdome. He's a real G.
User avatar #296278 to #296277 - teoberry (07/24/2014) [-]
shut up
User avatar #296284 to #296278 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
And kiss me.
User avatar #296274 to #296273 - aoeui (07/24/2014) [-]
sup
User avatar #296275 to #296274 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
Warren G Ft. Nate Dogg - Regulate (Dirty+Lyrics) Yo homie, ready to bring the house down like we did back in Winter of '14
User avatar #296276 to #296275 - aoeui (07/24/2014) [-]
>rap
User avatar #296279 to #296276 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
TeamTeo anthem,
User avatar #296270 - nefarian ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I hate the weather here. I've been on vacation, and the heat was almost too unbearable to go outside. Now I'm home again, and it's misty and depressing.
User avatar #296311 to #296270 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
I'd take mist over the bland, cloudless sunny sky that I've been seeing every day for the last 4 months. It's like there are two seasons here, 7 months of cloudless sun and 5 months of partly cloudy with a chance of rain. Needless to say it gets boring easy.
User avatar #296327 to #296311 - nefarian ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
We have rain and cold wind all year long. Occassional sunlight and/or wet snow. I really want a clear sky tomorrow or Friday.
User avatar #296271 to #296270 - asdefea (07/24/2014) [-]
the solution is to just never leave the basement
User avatar #296272 to #296271 - nefarian ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Mist is still depressing as hell
#296239 - foreveranonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
So, my sister came home from Germany, and I finally got my christmas present
That fucker bought me Majora's Mask in a beautiful box with instructions
Majora's Mask is my favorite fucking game, and I hate how it's PAL region locked, so I can't play it
I really wanna play this fucking game, but now I have to get another Nintendo 64, and I already own 4- which normally isn't a problem, but now I have to find a PAL N64 online and hope I don't get scammed
User avatar #296246 to #296239 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
I would feel bad if I was your sister
User avatar #296242 to #296239 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
le emulators PC MASTER RACE
#296225 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
I should really stop chewing on my sleeves
this sleeve has alot of holes and it is really bugging me now
User avatar #296492 to #296225 - tvfreakuk (07/24/2014) [-]
I feel the same way about my hands. I keep compulsively chewing on my skin til it breaks and then I have to force myself to leave it alone to heal
User avatar #296309 to #296225 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
use it to grow mutant fingers and then chase people and poke them with them
User avatar #296302 to #296225 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
You should probably stop forcing yourself that you're a girl trapped in a manchild's body.
User avatar #296310 to #296302 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
haha very funny hahaha yes
User avatar #296312 to #296310 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
haha yes indeed hahaha very nice
User avatar #296313 to #296312 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
hahaha that was sarcasm you fat piece of fucking shit
User avatar #296316 to #296313 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
hahaha u think I dnt no that hahaha y do u think eye copied u lol hahaha
User avatar #296319 to #296316 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
hahaha drink bleach you cunt
User avatar #296328 to #296319 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
Y u mayd doe?
User avatar #296329 to #296328 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
pop pop pop
User avatar #296330 to #296329 - teoyuppie (07/24/2014) [-]
I am best FJ board hater
User avatar #296322 to #296319 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
finblob you're getting a bit aggresive
User avatar #296323 to #296322 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
fuCKING SHIT
User avatar #296315 to #296313 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
woah
User avatar #296317 to #296315 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
nobody insults ren and gets away with it
User avatar #296320 to #296317 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
i insult her all the time and nobody does shit
User avatar #296321 to #296320 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
fuck yooouuuUUUUU
rens the bomb diggidy
User avatar #296325 to #296324 - finblob ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
jk shibe ur my fave
User avatar #296262 to #296225 - aoeui (07/23/2014) [-]
ew it probably smells like shit
User avatar #296254 to #296225 - EdwardNigma (07/23/2014) [-]
Holes for your thumbsies.
User avatar #296255 to #296254 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
that's what I usually do, but there are alot
User avatar #296256 to #296255 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Get more thumbs, then.
User avatar #296241 to #296225 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
When I was younger I would chew on the neck of my shirts. Always stretched the neck out.
User avatar #296238 to #296225 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Wait, it's July. Are you wearing long sleeves or chewing on the sleeves of a t-shirt? Because both are a lot weirder than regular sleeve chewing.
#296243 to #296238 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
>not wearing sweaters all day ery day
User avatar #296249 to #296243 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
only fat girls do that
#296251 to #296249 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
don't be mean
don't be mean
User avatar #296252 to #296251 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
is it worse to tell a nice lie or a mean truth?
User avatar #296258 to #296257 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
wait a minute
>you wear sweaters all the time
>you're always trying to eat you sweaters
>you're really bad at video games
>on the internet complaining about things
>other reasons
You really are a fat girl, aren't you?
#296261 to #296260 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
Another mystery solved by the world's greatest detective.
#296263 to #296261 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I lied to you
I...Ren
am not really a tranny
I am a fat female
#296314 to #296263 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
Nah, you're just saying that because being called a girl gets your tiny dick up.
User avatar #296281 to #296263 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
ahha loser
User avatar #296268 to #296263 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
Well, as long as you aren't a weeb, it's fine.
#296318 to #296268 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
ooh they really do love each other!

ren x alex confirmed
#296335 to #296334 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
come on, you know you want it deep inside, behind your mutual teasing. you're made for each other!
#296336 to #296335 - alexanderburns (07/24/2014) [-]
>implying ren could tease to save her life
#296415 to #296336 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
come on, you know the reality behind that mean attitude. there's no use in denying.
User avatar #296247 to #296243 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Nigga, that shit's only acceptable if you're a cute semi-naked girl, preferably drawn my dr.Graevling. You are none of those and my references would appear to be getting a lot more niche. I blame it on the lack of sleep.
#296248 to #296247 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
but they are so comfy
but they are so comfy
User avatar #296253 to #296248 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
It's July. The end of July, even. It was 34 degrees in my room earlier today. IT IS FUCKING JULYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
User avatar #296235 to #296225 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
Reeeeeeeeen what are you doing? That's gross. Sleeves are dirty.
#296240 to #296235 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
but i know where my sleeves have been
in my mouth
User avatar #296259 to #296240 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
Your sleeves get almost as dirty as your hands... problem is you don't wash your sleeves.
User avatar #296245 to #296240 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
but do you know what has been in your mouth
User avatar #296233 to #296225 - dumerveil (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it. It looks like she's screaming externally.
User avatar #296237 to #296233 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
sssshhhh
User avatar #296232 to #296225 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
chew on dicks instead
#296236 to #296232 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Fucking ouch.
Fucking ouch.
#296214 - megavoir (07/23/2014) [-]
"Suz, you need to spend more time on your online courses! You have 3 weeks left for 3 courses!"
"then can i stay home on the weekend to do it instead of going to the campground?"
"No, don't be ridiculous."
#296269 to #296214 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
My mom always does that when I come home on occasion during the school year.
She wants me to do school work, but always puts priority on stuff she wants me to do.
#296202 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
My schedule lately has been
-Play Dwarf Fortress
-Go to FJ
-Be reminded of Dwarf Fortress
-Play Dwarf Fortress
-Take a break from Dwarf Fortress
-End up going to the Dwarf Fortress General of /vg/
-Play some more Dwarf Fortress
-Come here to complain, because I can't stop playing Dwarf Fortress

God damn it, I thought I was over my addiction, but it's back. Quit it 5 times, came back to it in a month each time. Now I know how people who try to quit smoking feel.
User avatar #296264 to #296202 - norkas (07/23/2014) [-]
>not going to bay12 forums

casul detected

jk though, df addiction is best addiction
User avatar #296226 to #296202 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
I've never played it, but I watched someone stream it. Within about 20 minutes, he punched a necromancer in the stomach and made him throw up, choked him to death, picked up the throw up, walked up the tower, found the necromancers wife and put the vomit in her throat and started choking her. Another necromancer came down to help her and the player ended up dying. The wife of the necromancer brought him back to life, and as a zombie he choked her to death.
User avatar #296266 to #296226 - norkas (07/23/2014) [-]
Just another average day in DF adventure mode.
#296229 to #296226 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's fairly standard. There's weirder stuff. See, the game doesn't have dicks or that sort of thing, but there are messages like "You hack the goblin in the lower body with your steel battleaxe and the severed part sails off in an arc.", which fans have interpreted as chopping their dicks off if attacking from the front. There was a guy who killed people with a bag full of chopped off goblin dicks. This is also the game where you can shoot goblins with bolts made from the bones of their fallen bretheren. Also, my last forts' defense system included a giant golden dick right above the front gate,which spewed pressurized magma at invaders.

And after saying that, I want to play some more. God DAMN IT! See? This type of shit is why I can't quit. I can't turn my back on so much potential for dicking around.
#296198 - furiousmarshmellow (07/23/2014) [-]
And another thing to complain about CS:GO because I honest to God hate it,   
   
what's the point of a competitive cooldown?
And another thing to complain about CS:GO because I honest to God hate it,

what's the point of a competitive cooldown?
User avatar #296465 to #296198 - averagewhitekid (07/24/2014) [-]
don't leave like a big ole bitch and you won't get it
If you truly want to streamline the process just flashbang your team in heated battles
and kill urself
User avatar #296333 to #296198 - shibe (07/24/2014) [-]
My friend had to go eat and when he got back he was kicked from the game, but he could still join back and not get a penalty, when he tried to join back, the steam servers were down so he couldn't join back. Right as he was joining back the penalty kicked in. He was still able to play the game but he has to wait 6 more days to play another game.

ouch
User avatar #296200 to #296198 - awesomerninjathing (07/23/2014) [-]
if you teamkill, you're either mad or trolling
if you abandon, well it stops you from leaving every game you're losing
User avatar #296204 to #296200 - furiousmarshmellow (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm more on the abandoning side.
#296170 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
I can't take anything on the politics board seriously.

>hmm wonder what is on it today
>click board
>holocaust was a lie
>everything I say is right
>here's a Ben garrison drawing to prove it
>leave board
User avatar #296192 to #296170 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
You ever been to /pol/? I'm not sure how it's even physically possible, but every time I go there I can actually smell sweat, shit anger and tin foil.
#296215 to #296192 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
I have gone to pol.

once.

first post I saw said that North Korea was send Subs to nuke the US
#296216 to #296215 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
sending*
User avatar #296203 to #296192 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
All I ever see there, is people screaming "It's happening," nazi circlejerking, people screaming "IT'S HAPPENING," people blaming jews for everything bad in the world, and more people shitposting and screaming "IT'S HAPPENING!!!!"
User avatar #296205 to #296203 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes, that's more or less /pol/ in a nutshell. They occasionally say something worthwhile and meaningful, but those comments are once in a blue moon and harder to find than a hay in a needle stack.
#296206 to #296205 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
I went there four times. Someone thought jews were trying to destroy christianity because his christmas tree fell over. Worst thing was, he was serious and there was an entire thread about it.
User avatar #296207 to #296206 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, they're the only major board I've yet to figure out. The other major ones are easy - /b/ and /v/ are full of 12-yearolds, /x/ is full of edgy 12-yearolds, /k/ is full of little shits during the day and actual grown-ass men discussing guns at night, /r9k/ is full of betas, /fit/ is full of muscular betas. The only one I can't seem to understand is /pol/. Most of the anons I've seen seem to be quite knowledgeable and the proper use of punctuation, grammar and lack of insults leads me to believe the comments are being left by adults, but the actual contents of the comments appear to have been written by a 12-yearold on meth. Are they retarded adults? Are they overly-read kids? Are they a bit of both? How do they keep agreeing on such specific stuff? Is everyone there a troll? Do jews run /pol/? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

Seriously, though. I for the life of me can't figure out /pol/.
User avatar #296297 to #296207 - lobselvith (07/24/2014) [-]
Don't get me started on /x/. That place is filled to the brim with tin foil hats, and there's always some kind of gay "red pill v.s green pill" thread going on there at any given time of the day. I doubt most of the people there have been in direct contact with sunlight or the outdoors in at least month if not longer.

Because of all the batshit insane conspiracy theories that most of /x/ buys into no matter how stupid, I'm forced to believe that almost everyone who visits /x/ has varying severities of schizophrenia or at least other kinds of other mental deficiencies.
#296208 to #296207 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. Even though I don't try to go to places where I don't want to go (such as /pol/), it can be rather annoying when it seeps to the rest of the internet. And oh boy, has it seeped into FJ.
#296191 to #296170 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
Anywhere on the internet created with the purpose of discussing politics in general will either become a right-wing nationalist circlejerk or a libertarian circlejerk. Possibly both.

Examples being /r/worldnews, and 4chan's "new" board, which became such a cesspool it was turned into /pol/.
#296175 to #296170 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
This is how I imagine the politics board.
Also, how do you even get there?
#296190 to #296175 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
it's right below animated gifs
User avatar #296179 to #296175 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
Just looked up a few of Ben Garrison cartoons. Is basically your standard edgy "JOOOOOS!!!! TAXES R BAD!!!! WAKE UP SHEPLE!!!!"
User avatar #296350 to #296179 - akkere (07/24/2014) [-]
Some of his comics are actually targeted by /pol/ to be edited to be anti-semitic and "DA JOOS DID EVERYTHING".

That being said, the nature of his real comics is so over the top and paranoid, it's not much wonder why /pol/ thought they could get away with it for so long (and they will continue to do so).
User avatar #296542 to #296350 - crazyolitis (07/24/2014) [-]
That's pretty rood. Just changing someone's politial artwork, while still keeping the signature there. ven if I don't agree with it.
User avatar #296197 to #296179 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Just looked them up, too, and those are the most pretentious and over the top political cartoons I've ever seen. The complete lack of any type of subtlety leads to me believe the cartoons are aimed at dipshits.
User avatar #296209 to #296197 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
Did you use google images or his website?
User avatar #296210 to #296209 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Google images.
User avatar #296217 to #296210 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
those are edited
User avatar #296220 to #296217 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Then show me some of his real stuff.
User avatar #296221 to #296220 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
grrrgraphics.com/

Anything related to racism or anti-semetism is wrong, he's just kind of a nut
#296331 to #296221 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
>libertarian comics
>"all comics are copyrighted, they cannot be altered or defaced"

this e is enough to supply a month's worth of iron
User avatar #296344 to #296331 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
ohemgeezus confirmed as 100% mad
seriously, stop following me.
User avatar #296222 to #296221 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Those STILL seem extremely opinionated, exaggerated and idiotic.
User avatar #296224 to #296222 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
That's the point of political cartoons
User avatar #296227 to #296224 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Not in my country. They're usually witty and poke fun at stuff. The messages they have are stuff like "This guy sure is a sneaky little cunt, isn't he?", not "THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER, OH MY GOD, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID FOR VOTING FOR THIS?!?"
User avatar #296228 to #296227 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
Your country is backwards
User avatar #296230 to #296228 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
We have pretty much no gun violence, racism or discrimination, the economy's stable and people prefer paying with cash rather than living off of constant credits, so............... yeah. We're pretty much the opposite of most countries.
User avatar #296231 to #296230 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
which country
#296234 to #296231 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
GLORIOUS GYPSYSTAN! Also known as Bulgaria. Come for the food and beautiful nature. Stay, because someone stole your luggage and passport while you were getting shitfaced with some of the cheapest booze in all of Urop.

Pretty sure I've mentioned it a lot before. I'm a bit nationalist.
#296332 to #296234 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah, fuck yeah east europe! turkey master race!
User avatar #296244 to #296234 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
>eastern urop
ewwwwwwww
User avatar #296250 to #296244 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Hey, it's the land of the fucking free. Can you run down a busy road in your boxers while dueling someone with a PVC pipe without being arrested? Yeah, didn't think so. We've got proper freedom here, not restricted by silly things such as laws. The EU's trying to change it, but they never will. WE ARE STRONK! The EU shall crumble before we are forced to wear pants.
User avatar #296338 to #296250 - teoberry (07/24/2014) [-]
i walked my dog while I was wearing just boxers and a wifebeater, is that close enough
User avatar #296201 to #296197 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
They probably are.
User avatar #296181 to #296179 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
As well, some cartoons are drawn by others with his signature photoshopped in
User avatar #296180 to #296179 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
Actually, the Jews are edited in.
User avatar #296173 to #296170 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
Just about any political forum/image board is full of that kind of shit.
#296137 - furiousmarshmellow (07/23/2014) [-]
What exactly is the appeal of Pokemon? I'm not bashing it. But, I've played it and it was quite boring.
What exactly is the appeal of Pokemon? I'm not bashing it. But, I've played it and it was quite boring.
User avatar #296168 to #296137 - ecomp (07/23/2014) [-]
It's fucking gay that's what it is.
#296196 to #296168 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
arnt u a reg on pokemon board?
User avatar #296443 to #296196 - ecomp (07/24/2014) [-]
Fuck you
User avatar #296158 to #296137 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
It's the greatest Skinner box shit of all time. All rewards, all the time. Sometimes it's levels, sometimes it's badges, sometimes it's movies, sometimes it's new animals to get them to beat the shit out of each other. It's fucking great.
User avatar #296153 to #296137 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
I just like catching the pokemon and making my own teams, and getting pokedex entries
User avatar #296147 to #296137 - subtard (07/23/2014) [-]
80% of hype is because people grew up with it
User avatar #296144 to #296137 - majormayor (07/23/2014) [-]
I have lost interest in it recently.
User avatar #296139 to #296137 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
I've loved Pokemon since Red & Blue.
It's fun to collect all the different Pokemon, making different teams, beating other people's teams, etc.
It's definitely not for everyone though.
#296136 - theflamingfire (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm getting sick and tired of people just shitposting anime and mlp and getting praised with assloads of fucking thumbs its bullshit there is enough weebshit on other sites
I'm getting sick and tired of people just shitposting anime and mlp and getting praised with assloads of fucking thumbs its bullshit there is enough weebshit on other sites
#296172 to #296136 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
**thebestpieever rolls 96**
**thebestpieever rolls 96**
#296185 to #296172 - megavoir (07/23/2014) [-]
**megavoir rolls 47** why are you both shit at rolling
User avatar #296186 to #296185 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
That's my favourite number.
User avatar #296189 to #296188 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
Yep. Don't know why.
User avatar #296193 to #296189 - dumerveil (07/23/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude that's my favorite number too.
User avatar #296199 to #296193 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
Mah nigga.
#296176 to #296172 - targaryren (07/23/2014) [-]
**targaryren rolls 61**
User avatar #296174 to #296172 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
no weeb gifs on my board pls
User avatar #296183 to #296178 - shibe (07/23/2014) [-]
god this board is full of faggots
User avatar #296169 to #296136 - ecomp (07/23/2014) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #296166 to #296136 - conquistafag (07/23/2014) [-]
There's no such thing as shitposting with anime because everyone on this fucking site is fucking obsessed with it.
And it's very rare that you see ponies get thumbed up. Usually they get thumbed down even if they are relevant.
User avatar #296146 to #296141 - awesomerninjathing (07/23/2014) [-]
le edge xDDDDD
User avatar #296213 to #296146 - furiousmarshmellow (07/23/2014) [-]
Besides, I only posted it because of the image he uses because it's related. I don't get ot use it often, believe it or not.

So calm your man-titties.
#296148 to #296146 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
You look just a retarded as he does doing that.
This has bugged me for a while, but are you autistic? This is a legitimate concern.
User avatar #296187 to #296148 - nefarian ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
>autistic

gr8 one m8
User avatar #296184 to #296148 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
This is hilarious my god
User avatar #296167 to #296148 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
hahahh
User avatar #296165 to #296148 - akl (07/23/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #296161 to #296148 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
Holy fuck. I'm not the only one who thought this?
#296151 to #296150 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
Every time you post anything, I feel like you are autistic or have some sort of mental issue.
User avatar #296154 to #296151 - awesomerninjathing (07/23/2014) [-]
lmao

I don't see how you could think that

maybe you're just fucking retarded yourself
#296155 to #296154 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
"I know you are but what am I."
Great argument ma man.
User avatar #296160 to #296155 - awesomerninjathing (07/23/2014) [-]
maman? im not your mom :^)
User avatar #296152 to #296151 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
He's french
#296140 to #296138 - theflamingfire (07/23/2014) [-]
Its the hating channel you going to see that
#296143 to #296140 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
I suppose so.
#296133 - huntergriff (07/23/2014) [-]
>How my mother blames me for her problems   
   
Bitch, no one fucking told you to sit down and stuff your fucking face until you can't eat anymore, so much so that you would need a fucking gastric sleeve or fuck a married man back in 1993. The entirety of your fucking family literally told you to get back in shape from 1998 up until now. All you've done with this gastric sleeve bullshit, is waste between $9,000 and $25,000, Money that could be used to put your only son through college, but no, you've got to take the fucking easy way out and put yourself at even more of a risk, and make things harder on the rest of your fucking family, you might as well have taken a gun and put one through your skull.
>How my mother blames me for her problems

Bitch, no one fucking told you to sit down and stuff your fucking face until you can't eat anymore, so much so that you would need a fucking gastric sleeve or fuck a married man back in 1993. The entirety of your fucking family literally told you to get back in shape from 1998 up until now. All you've done with this gastric sleeve bullshit, is waste between $9,000 and $25,000, Money that could be used to put your only son through college, but no, you've got to take the fucking easy way out and put yourself at even more of a risk, and make things harder on the rest of your fucking family, you might as well have taken a gun and put one through your skull.
#296119 - furiousmarshmellow (07/23/2014) [-]
"870 gazillion guns"

35 gun models only, just different stats.
User avatar #296164 to #296119 - maddboiy (07/23/2014) [-]
more like 870 gazillion memes......ammirite?
User avatar #296129 to #296119 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
Borderlands was a terrible game.
User avatar #296130 to #296129 - volero (07/23/2014) [-]
Borderlands 2*
Never played 1.
User avatar #296132 to #296130 - furiousmarshmellow (07/23/2014) [-]
Coincidentally, I've played 1 but not 2.

It was absolutely fucking boring.
User avatar #296134 to #296132 - lobselvith (07/23/2014) [-]
I can't remember which one I played, but it was boring as hell. It looked like it would have a cool story at first, something that I might be able to get into. Nope.

Shoot, progress, shoot, progress, shoot, progress, ect. Shit gets old fast.
User avatar #296128 to #296119 - alstorp (07/23/2014) [-]
Actually the guns are made up out of (a lot of) different models put together randomly. Like stocks, sights, grip, etc.

But I see what you're saying.
User avatar #296125 to #296119 - newposterintown (07/23/2014) [-]
That was one of the reasons I hated Borderlands.
#296118 - thechosentroll (07/23/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk's acting like dickbutt no longer being bannable is the second coming of Christ. Pardon me, the only other site I regular is 4chin and they seem to have completely forgotten about him. Could anyone who's figured out how to navigate reddit or tumblr tell me if anyone else on the fucking internet still gives a shit?
User avatar #296177 to #296118 - clavatninenine (07/23/2014) [-]
Dickbutt is Funnyjunks mascot. Thats the only reason.
User avatar #296145 to #296118 - majormayor (07/23/2014) [-]
I see Dickbutt on Tumblr sometimes. Same for Reddit and 4chan.
User avatar #296124 to #296118 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
Did a quick check. Answer is: No.
#296098 - furiousmarshmellow (07/23/2014) [-]
Downloaded The Crew closed beta.

Terrible optimization, poor acceleration, and the first mission is as hard as cocks.
#296099 to #296098 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
That first mission sounds like it belongs right up my alley.
User avatar #296103 to #296099 - shibe (07/23/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #296211 to #296103 - bladeboy (07/23/2014) [-]
alpha male shibe
User avatar #296105 to #296103 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
You know it bby.
User avatar #296108 to #296100 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
I liek cocks
User avatar #296123 to #296108 - megavoir (07/23/2014) [-]
ew gross
User avatar #296157 to #296123 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
Shut up, u do 2
#296159 to #296157 - megavoir (07/23/2014) [-]
there will only ever be one thing of that shape near me
there will only ever be one thing of that shape near me
User avatar #296162 to #296159 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure Theodore is heartbroken.
#296163 to #296162 - megavoir (07/23/2014) [-]
nah he respects the life
User avatar #296194 to #296163 - dumerveil (07/23/2014) [-]
I thought the guy brushed the girl's teeth or whatever.
My whole life is a lie.
#296195 to #296194 - megavoir (07/23/2014) [-]
the dude brushes her, i'm not sure if Bee does too, I'm getting to that part soon
User avatar #296083 - misticalz ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I hate how megavoir hates me
but keggut wants 2 fuk so im good B)
User avatar #296094 to #296083 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
I still don't know who the fuck keggut is.
User avatar #296096 to #296094 - shibe (07/23/2014) [-]
haha ur 2new
User avatar #296142 to #296097 - misticalz ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #296126 to #296092 - aoeui (07/23/2014) [-]
Seems fitting. I always pictured you as a 11 year old little girl
#296131 to #296126 - megavoir (07/23/2014) [-]
that is her correct age
yay
#296267 to #296131 - aoeui (07/23/2014) [-]
mmmm 11 year old's puckering buttholes
User avatar #296120 to #296092 - awesomerninjathing (07/23/2014) [-]
susannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
User avatar #296086 to #296083 - shibe (07/23/2014) [-]
why does she hate you
User avatar #296088 to #296086 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
shes a cunt
User avatar #296089 to #296088 - shibe (07/23/2014) [-]
she's pretty cool except that she cheats games and beats me
User avatar #296106 to #296089 - dalokan (07/23/2014) [-]
that and the fact megavoir hates the best day in the week
User avatar #296107 to #296106 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
Megavoir hates Saturday?
User avatar #296109 to #296107 - dalokan (07/23/2014) [-]
no, megavoir hates Wednesday.
User avatar #296112 to #296109 - shibe (07/23/2014) [-]
that's probably the worst day of the week
#296113 to #296112 - dalokan (07/23/2014) [-]
Seems this board is full of plebs
#296114 to #296113 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
Wednesday is so shit that it shares half the syllables of the word "shit" in Spanish.
User avatar #296127 to #296114 - aoeui (07/23/2014) [-]
spanish is inherently shit
User avatar #296156 to #296127 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
Every language is inherently beautiful as an accomplishment of human organisation and expression, and as a tool of cultural exploration. Phonetically, however, Spanish is a horrible, horrible language.
User avatar #296265 to #296156 - aoeui (07/23/2014) [-]
wow we agreed on something
User avatar #296115 to #296114 - dalokan (07/23/2014) [-]
That picture cracks me up every single time.
User avatar #296111 to #296109 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
But you said she hated the best day of the week, not the mehst day of the week.
User avatar #296093 to #296089 - megavoir (07/23/2014) [-]
you're just bad
User avatar #296095 to #296093 - shibe (07/23/2014) [-]
shut up cunt
User avatar #296090 to #296089 - alexanderburns (07/23/2014) [-]
and is a cunt
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