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User avatar #332752 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Especially since I moved in America I have a constant worry that someday I'm going to attract police forces to my location because of the google searches I do for my writing. You can only google "magnicide" and "what is considered paedophilia" so many times before someone thinks there's something fishy going on.
#332809 to #332752 - spaceturtlecadet (11/02/2014) [-]
are you behind 7 proxies?
User avatar #332753 to #332752 - nefarian ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
it's cool just use incognito
#332749 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
School administrator enforces zero tolerance policy enacted by lawsuit fearing school board.

School administrator is now an evil, America hating, jackass.
#332744 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Every time I tell someone that I'll maybe do something or that I'll try and they act like I just gave a fucking blood oath and swore to do that shit or die trying, I want to punch them in the throat.

This motherfucker in my group keeps randomly ditching lectures for no reason whatsoever. He just doesn't feel like going to them. Recently he decided to ditch yet another one and kept bugging him to write his name down if they decide to check for absent people. They check by passing a list down each row and comparing the number of people on the list and actual people there. I told him I'd write him down if there's enough people on the row, so it doesn't look suspicious. I get my ass to the lecture, sit down, there's 5 of us on the row. They pass the list, I'm the last to get it, I look and what do I see? 9 names. Those motherfuckers! If I wrote down my name and his, there'd be 11 people in a row that only seats 10, which would be pretty goddamn stupid of me, so I didn't write his ass down. Half an hour later he starts texting me in the middle of the goddamn lecture, asking if I wrote him down. I explain to him what happened and he starts flipping shit and going on about how he's "one absence away from having to redo the semester" and how it's now all my fault he's getting held back. I turned off my phone. I'm about to get bitched at on monday.

Now answer me this. If someone is one absence away from being held back, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS NON-RETARDED WOULD THE MOTHERFUCKER DITCH LECTURES HE COULD HAVE EASILY GONE TO? How fucking stupid can someone get? How is an organism with so little cerebral capacity capable of even breathing on its' own, let alone get into university? HOW?!?
#332770 to #332744 - epicscorpion (11/02/2014) [-]
When he gets back, ask him what godforsaken important thing was so impossible to miss that day.
#332729 - themanwithnoplan (11/01/2014) [-]
I hate that the "hide all" function is doing jack-shit right now and I have to re-hide all of the shitposting gimmick accounts everytime I log in.

I hate the fact that everytime I'm going to shave this month I'm going to get people saying "What, you shaved? Why aren't you doing movember?" Because I look like a 3rd grade mexican for the first two weeks I don't shave.
User avatar #332751 to #332729 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Movember sounds like the kind of thing unemployed people do to give themselves a sense of time.
User avatar #332745 to #332729 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
It's a stupid "tradition" perpetuated by neckbeards on the internet, who think facial hair is the only measure of manliness. There's no real reason to bother doing it.
#332746 to #332745 - themanwithnoplan (11/01/2014) [-]
Movember is actually done by a lot of different types of men where I live, especially the gym monkeys, I just don't want to do it because I think I look shit in the early stages of facial hair.   
   
Plus the movember website is doing this shit for men's health awareness, so that's pretty cool.
Movember is actually done by a lot of different types of men where I live, especially the gym monkeys, I just don't want to do it because I think I look shit in the early stages of facial hair.

Plus the movember website is doing this shit for men's health awareness, so that's pretty cool.
#332742 to #332729 - tvfreakuk (11/01/2014) [-]
I haven't shaved in a while because I used the last of my razors up  (I have one with a blue strip that turns white, and at that point it gets irritating and I'm more likely to cut myself with it)  and don't have money for anymore.   
So far I've got a full on neckbeard and annoyingly wispy hairs across my cheeks and upper lip.   
   
I normally never let my facial hair grow out, but whenever it does I wish it would just at least look kind of decent. I completely forgot that "movember" was even a thing... Maybe I'll use it as an excuse if anyone comments on how shitty my "beard" is
I haven't shaved in a while because I used the last of my razors up (I have one with a blue strip that turns white, and at that point it gets irritating and I'm more likely to cut myself with it) and don't have money for anymore.
So far I've got a full on neckbeard and annoyingly wispy hairs across my cheeks and upper lip.

I normally never let my facial hair grow out, but whenever it does I wish it would just at least look kind of decent. I completely forgot that "movember" was even a thing... Maybe I'll use it as an excuse if anyone comments on how shitty my "beard" is
User avatar #332747 to #332742 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
get a cut-throat razor which allows the blades to be changed and a pack of blades
User avatar #332748 to #332747 - tvfreakuk (11/01/2014) [-]
My gillette shaver did come with a pack of razors that you click off when you're done and then you click another on.
It's just I don't have any money left to buy another pack of the razors that clip on (though I'm doing generally fine with a stock up of canned food that needs to last me a month)
User avatar #332763 to #332748 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
thats why i said cut-throat razor with a pack of razor blades. they should cost you no more than £2 all together and will probably last you a year.

the Gillette Mach 50000 Series 6 blades costs a fortune so dont get them
User avatar #332764 to #332763 - tvfreakuk (11/01/2014) [-]
I can buy a pack of 5 for about £2.50 and they last me for almost half a year (a month each give or take)
User avatar #332766 to #332764 - masterboll (11/02/2014) [-]
£2.50!??

nigga, where you shopping at?
User avatar #332743 to #332742 - themanwithnoplan (11/01/2014) [-]
For the first few days you may get shit because you're technically supposed to shave late night on October 31st, but by the 10th you'll probably be in the clear.
+1
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User avatar #332732 to #332723 - nefarian ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
People who keep spouting ''fuck gamergate and fuck you losers for making a big deal out of it'' are being just as, if not more, annoying at this point.
User avatar #332726 to #332723 - shibe (11/01/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up about GamerGate already, you cancerous piece of shit
User avatar #332724 to #332723 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up about GamerGate already, you cancerous piece of shit
User avatar #332727 to #332725 - shibe (11/01/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up about FJ already, you cancerous piece of shit
User avatar #332728 to #332727 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
dont be sarcastic, i was being serious about the first comment
User avatar #332730 to #332728 - shibe (11/01/2014) [-]
dont be sarcastic, i was being serious about the first comment
User avatar #332714 - semenslurpinglily (11/01/2014) [-]
I hate how I can feel sleepy yet can't sleep.
And of course, I manage to wake up at 6 A.M. every day, without an alarm. Something in my body just goes off, "It's 6 A.M.! Wake up!" and of course, I can't go back to sleep. It wouldn't even be a bother if I could, weekends or whatever, but I am physically incapable because I always wake up either hungry or wanting to take a shit.
Why do my intestines hate sleep?
User avatar #332717 to #332714 - ZenMacros (11/01/2014) [-]
>late at night
>eyes start to get that dry, heavy feeling, telling me I should go to sleep
>turn lights off
>close eyes
>eyes start to water
>no longer dry and heavy
>have to force them closed
>can't fall asleep because of this
Every fucking time.
User avatar #332715 to #332714 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
I know your pain way too well.
User avatar #332701 - sumerfag (11/01/2014) [-]
I hate people who hate, I also hate irony
User avatar #332712 to #332701 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
ahh, i can remember the first time i posted this cliche comment
User avatar #332716 to #332712 - themanwithnoplan (11/01/2014) [-]
We've all done it at some point of time.

Think of it as a rite of passage.
User avatar #332721 to #332716 - nefarian ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
It's the newfag phase.
User avatar #332702 to #332701 - finblob (11/01/2014) [-]
I hate that people make this joke about every 2 days
User avatar #332703 to #332702 - sumerfag (11/01/2014) [-]
I hate people who hate that people make this joke about every 2 days
User avatar #332704 to #332703 - finblob (11/01/2014) [-]
I hate you
User avatar #332706 to #332704 - sumerfag (11/01/2014) [-]
I hate you too
#332795 to #332706 - rokkarokkaali (11/02/2014) [-]
I hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i hate youuuuuuuuu
User avatar #332695 - drastronomy (11/01/2014) [-]
Anyone who thinks they deserve special treatment for their race
User avatar #332697 to #332695 - finblob (11/01/2014) [-]
"im white and you filthy blacks should work for me"
User avatar #332698 to #332697 - drastronomy (11/01/2014) [-]
>implying blacks work
User avatar #332700 to #332698 - nefarian ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
this is why we can't have nice things
User avatar #332707 to #332700 - drastronomy (11/01/2014) [-]
no we cant have nice things since blacks steal them
User avatar #332708 to #332707 - dumerveil (11/01/2014) [-]
Well doesn't that mean black can have nice things?
User avatar #332709 to #332708 - drastronomy (11/01/2014) [-]
nah

they sell them for arizona and skittles
User avatar #332686 - fistfireace (11/01/2014) [-]
"I'm bi/gay and proud of it. Have a problem with it? Get over it." I don't know why this annoys me so much - but it's not like the people who actually hates bi/gay people will actually get over it. So instead of telling them to get over it, just fucking ignore them you stupid cunt.
#332699 to #332686 - donated (11/01/2014) [-]
They want people to hate Bi/Gay so they can get on their attention WHorse and parade about how fucking brilliant they are.
#332710 to #332699 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
And you would know this, being gay and all.
User avatar #332689 to #332686 - dumerveil (11/01/2014) [-]
Its annoying because there's absolutely no reason to be proud of being gay or bisexual.
#332691 to #332689 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
Read "unashamed".
User avatar #332685 - nefarian ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I hate green
User avatar #332733 to #332685 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Everyone else was doing it.
User avatar #332711 to #332685 - fistfireace (11/01/2014) [-]
I agree, green is one ugly ass color.
User avatar #332693 to #332685 - EdwardNigma (11/01/2014) [-]
GREEN MASTER RACE.
User avatar #332688 to #332685 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Green reporting in
User avatar #332687 to #332685 - finblob (11/01/2014) [-]
aaaaaaAAAHGHH
#332683 - EdwardNigma (11/01/2014) [-]
Golly fucking gee, thanks Dell for giving me a trial or a straight up fake copy of Windows after I gave you my computer to fix it. Now it's stuck in this "IT'S NOT GENUINE" state since I can't do that rearm shit anymore, nor get more because for some fucked up reason, I don't have the things I need to do so.
User avatar #332672 - nigalthornberry (11/01/2014) [-]
How 99% of my math class is on their phones the whole class and then the test comes out and
"OMG U DIN LEARN US NUN OF DIS"
User avatar #332660 - finblob (11/01/2014) [-]
Such a calming day.
Then my mum and sister got home.

Pretty much it's my dads birthday on Monday, my mum is having a dinner out with all of us and some of their friends, my sister thinks it'll be a bit awkward since we'll be the only two teenager/"young adults" there. My mums making a big deal out of it and jfc.
User avatar #332659 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
I want to go back and slap right in the phase whatever bored, old Victorian bloke decided costume sex would be fun and spawned a horrible idea in society. It's not, it's not even as good as regular sex. It's just uncomfortable, and unwieldy, and zippers go everywhere, and God! it just blows.
User avatar #332680 to #332659 - alexanderburns (11/01/2014) [-]
I am glad to see you took my advice
User avatar #332684 to #332682 - alexanderburns (11/01/2014) [-]
Getting in that sister
#332694 to #332684 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Who says I needed your advice for that?
User avatar #332668 to #332659 - semenslurpinglily (11/01/2014) [-]
Always use velcro for sex.
User avatar #332678 to #332668 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
But velcro's "Zchiiiiiiiiiiik" is thousands of times more satisfying than sex.
User avatar #332667 to #332659 - dalokan (11/01/2014) [-]
Costume sex?
User avatar #332679 to #332667 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
You get two costumes from a store and then make them fuck each other.
User avatar #332666 to #332659 - nefarian ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Don't bring religion into this
User avatar #332658 - wallbuilder ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
When you're farming something for a drop and it doesn't come... that's just the worst thing ever... I should have 5 of the fucking item by now... why does this shit happen...
User avatar #332797 to #332658 - rokkarokkaali (11/02/2014) [-]
>tfw farming the final boss of borderlands for days just for shits and giggles and not getting a single orange
User avatar #332798 to #332797 - rokkarokkaali (11/02/2014) [-]
borderlands 2 to be frank
User avatar #332869 to #332798 - wallbuilder ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
That's what I'm doing. I'm farming the four rats in Bloodshot stronghold, trying to get a Storm front. Sometimes, from the right angle, money looks like a legendary. Life is cruel.
User avatar #332912 to #332869 - rokkarokkaali (11/02/2014) [-]
Just wait until the loot spews out and an orange gets stuck under a rock.
User avatar #332913 to #332912 - wallbuilder ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
Infinite rage. Before they patched the warrior, I lost 2 legendaries to it falling on them.
#332705 to #332658 - donated (11/01/2014) [-]
Solo farming mounts in WoW.

Just fucking drop ye damn mounts. I want my ugly dragonhawk so I can show others I worked my ass off for an ugly piece of shit.
User avatar #332681 to #332658 - EdwardNigma (11/01/2014) [-]
>Dark Souls 2
User avatar #332670 to #332657 - nimba (11/01/2014) [-]
Isn't #5 essentially the same as women folk with their tits more or less out?
User avatar #332656 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
>During a test, question asks about thigh nerves and shit
>test is in french
>the term "cuisse" comes by and I'm like cuisse is french for hip not thigh
>So i write "No this nerve is not for cuisse"
>Go back home, taking out the trash
>Brain tells me "dude, cuisse is thigh"


So apparently I knew the word but for some reason I forgot it during the exam.
Why do I remember important stuff in the wrong time.
User avatar #332654 - hauntzor (11/01/2014) [-]
Apparently "fuckboy" is AAVE (African American Vernacular English) so non-black people aren't allowed to say it

How bout I say what I want, you fuckin' dicks.
User avatar #332664 to #332654 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
That's too many gentilics in one phrase.
User avatar #332734 to #332664 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
I just call it nigganeese for short.
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