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User avatar #486240 - cdsams
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(09/09/2016) [-]
**cdsams rolled user lieutenantpansy ** Thanks soule for the gains.
User avatar #486261 to #486240 - bladeboy
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Get the fuck off my board you little faggot
User avatar #486243 to #486240 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
thats really funny that you said that is it a new meme or something lol please mail me back soon with the answer
User avatar #486247 to #486243 - alexanderburns
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(09/09/2016) [-]
I was going to ask you something but I forgot what it was
User avatar #486253 to #486247 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
right okay should i kill myself then or should you
User avatar #486244 to #486243 - cdsams
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(09/09/2016) [-]
**cdsams rolled user Stevethewizard ** Thanks soule for the gains. It's not a meme until other people start doing it. I'm the only fag doing it that I know of.
User avatar #486245 to #486244 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
literally did i not see that shit on the front page
i mean i did so i dunno what you are talking about
User avatar #486246 to #486245 - cdsams
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(09/09/2016) [-]
That was a one time thing people did for lols. They aren't shit posting it across image boards and posts like I am nor are they rolling for soule.
User avatar #486250 to #486246 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
how can you type something like that out and not lose all respect for yourself as a human being
User avatar #486262 to #486250 - bladeboy
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(09/09/2016) [-]
wifey <3
User avatar #486256 to #486250 - thebestpieever
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(09/09/2016) [-]
You were 13 once.
User avatar #486263 to #486256 - cdsams
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(09/09/2016) [-]
ounce
User avatar #486252 to #486250 - cdsams
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(09/09/2016) [-]
? Boredom m8. soule will reveal herself in my rolls eventually.
User avatar #486254 to #486252 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
cool well keep it up cause its really good
#486234 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/09/2016) [-]
User avatar #486257 to #486234 - ohemgeezus
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(09/09/2016) [-]
#got'em
#benghazi
User avatar #486248 to #486234 - alexanderburns
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(09/09/2016) [-]
he's right pussy
but the problem is not the country
it is you
for not being a weapon yourself
User avatar #486255 to #486248 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
ur mas a complete weapon and ur das a scrote llf
User avatar #486249 to #486248 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Show us your sculpted body, burns.
User avatar #486251 to #486249 - alexanderburns
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(09/09/2016) [-]
I did on gayboard once
User avatar #486237 to #486234 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
yeah haha you are so much smarter than the person who posted that comment, lets look down on them and their different view point what a fucking dumb LOSER lmao
User avatar #486238 to #486237 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/09/2016) [-]
>Women trying to talk like a normal human.
Shutup and show me your tits, bitch.
User avatar #486239 to #486238 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
still holding onto that virginity good and tight buddy
#486241 to #486239 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Only sluts use virgin as an insult lmaooo
just show me your ass lmao
User avatar #486242 to #486241 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
nah you just completely warrant the insult because you talk in a way that nauseates women
User avatar #486275 to #486242 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Meh, some women think it's charming.
Also, I only talk to sloots like that, not normal, well-behaved wymen.
User avatar #486278 to #486275 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/09/2016) [-]
seriously? some women think treating girls like they are beneath you purely because they are female is charming? it makes you look bitter.
you assume im a slut and yet have no idea what my sex life is like, what are you even basing that assumption on?
even if i was a slut, at least im not an absolute cunt.
User avatar #486233 - aoeui
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(09/09/2016) [-]
school makes me so horny

seeing so many sets of cute asian feet is just ugh
#486231 - furiousmarshmellow
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I panicked because my password changed and thought that someone had gotten into my bank account.

Turns out my mom changed the password and didn't tell me.
User avatar #486235 to #486231 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/09/2016) [-]
...You let your mom mess with your bank account...
User avatar #486236 to #486235 - furiousmarshmellow
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(09/09/2016) [-]
She helped me with creating my bank account and deposited the first moneys moni? monpeople? I had on the card, so I let her use it when she had needed to buy something and was low on her card. Besides, I'm at college and currently unable to get a job, so she's providing money for my card for now and have my card so she can't use it. She only has access to my account. Thankfully I changed the password again.
#486230 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I love how USPS handles every package like a fucking mongoloid.
Now the sleeve on my newest record looks like shit.
#486227 - saltyfries
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I swear to god i think my mom has an aversion to answering her fucking phone

I could be stabbed, in a car accident, or shot, try to call her let her know i'm fucking alive and she'd be none the wiser BECAUSE SHE NEVER PAYS ATTENTION TO HER CELL PHONE!

SHE COULD BE DEAD FOR ALL I KNOW BECAUSE SHE NEVER RESPONDS!

Even when I placed her phone by her while i ran an errand, i called her to make sure i knew what i was getting for her, AND SHE STILL DIDN'T ANSWER! "oh well i didn't hear it" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I PLACED IT RIGHT BY YOU SO YOU PAID ATTENTION!

SHE'S GETTING MORE AND MORE OBLIVIOUS TO HER SURROUNDINGS
#486226 - satoasami
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(09/08/2016) [-]
All these moody cunts who have moved into my apartment complex all of them are walking stereotypes and I hate them all

>Moody Black Bitch from Oakland
>Moody Tweeker who wants to fuck one of the more disgusting tenants...so no different then the last guy who fit his description only difference is he's a few inches taller
>Moody Tumblr Cunt who likes biting people and dies her hair every couple of weeks to "change it up a little"
>Literal walking autist who works at Olivers as a Bag boy. Surprised he doesn't have a helmet
>Stoner w/ ADHD on Riatlin and Adderal all the time
#486223 - enlightednatzie
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I just got this gem from a user. Damn im good.
User avatar #486229 to #486223 - Ihazfunkitty
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(09/08/2016) [-]
lol, das good butthurt
User avatar #486232 to #486229 - greenjacketcs
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Do you mean natzie or Ironfucius?
#486224 to #486223 - anon id: 4aed36bb
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(09/08/2016) [-]
What did you say to trigger him?
#486225 to #486224 - enlightednatzie
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(09/08/2016) [-]
*burp* along with this picture. Appatrantly this was just precely enought to ruin his whole day.
#486222 - Ihazfunkitty
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(09/08/2016) [-]
i hate how pokemon sun isnt any cheaper anywhere.
all the previous times the toystore has been cheaper than the gamestore.
except for this time.
#486215 - enlightednatzie
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(09/08/2016) [-]
*cracks beer*

*sips beer*

*BUUUUUURRRRRP
#486218 to #486215 - anon id: 7a304a0d
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(09/08/2016) [-]
>sweden
User avatar #486216 to #486215 - alexanderburns
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(09/08/2016) [-]
pass the snus
User avatar #486217 to #486216 - enlightednatzie
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Thats a funny comment because i havent snused since morning and i really feel like having a snus now. Seriously.
User avatar #486210 - asotil
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Roll the greens but wait for Victor to mow the edges first
ASOTIL WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING AROUND NOT WORKING I DONT CARE ABOUT THE EDGES THERES PEOPLE ON THE COURSE NOW START ROLLING
ASOTIL WHAT THE FUCK WE TOLD YOU NOT TO ROLL UNTIL VICTOR CUTS THE EDGES WHY CANT YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
Asotil don't worry about how long it takes you bud just wait for Victor
Asotil stop sitting around and start fucking working there's too much that needs to get done
Stupido hijo de puto blanco chico...

I am here to work you fucking pricks. I get you're all lazy piles of shit who'd rather sit around and jerk off all day, but I'm here to work and get paid, not sit in the field with my thumb up my ass complaining about how little you fucking kikes pay me whenever you feel like giving me a check
User avatar #486213 to #486210 - aoeui
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(09/08/2016) [-]
ay ese leme cut ur gras jaja
#486208 - huntergriff
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I hate my life, but not enough to commit suicide.
User avatar #486220 to #486208 - ferrettamer
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(09/08/2016) [-]
same lol
User avatar #486211 to #486208 - platinumaltaria
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I hate your life too >_>
You should try harder.
User avatar #486209 to #486208 - Darianvincent
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Commit homicide?
#486204 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Do I look like a mutha fuckin role model?
To a kid lookin' up ta me
Life ain't nothin but bitches and money.
Cause I'm tha type o' nigga that's built ta last
If ya fuck wit me I'll put a foot in ya ass
See I don't give a fuck 'cause I keep bailin
User avatar #486221 to #486204 - ferrettamer
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Put the pussy on a pedestal
Put the pussy on a high horse
That pussy to die for
That pussy to die for
User avatar #486212 to #486204 - platinumaltaria
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(09/08/2016) [-]
This is the most Caucasian rap.
User avatar #486207 to #486204 - masterboll
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(09/08/2016) [-]
The Game  One Blood Dirty str8 OG shit right there brah. eazy-e was the realest nigga of his time.
User avatar #486199 - ferrettamer
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(09/08/2016) [-]
>mum screams
>quickly get up to see what's wrong
>leg gets caught in charger cable and i knock my laptop to the ground
>she screamed cause of maggots in the garbage outside
like wtf
User avatar #486200 to #486199 - aoeui
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(09/08/2016) [-]
did that just happen to you
User avatar #486201 to #486200 - ferrettamer
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(09/08/2016) [-]
yes
User avatar #486196 - pixmantle
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(09/07/2016) [-]
"People of reddit who <Literally anything even remotely controversial> what happened?"
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[-] Faggot
I once didn't hold a door open for a guy. xD
Edit: Rip inbox lmao! Harambe!
Edit 2: Thanks for gold!!11
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User avatar #486206 to #486196 - enlightednatzie
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I tried using reddit a few times but the it just looks like fucking puke. Like, they hant updated the site since 1999 and you cant even post images in comment section, fucking lol...
#486195 - gibroner
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(09/07/2016) [-]
Ate an entire box of fiber one bars today because I'd been really constipated the past couple days. Now I've been blasting gnarled hard chunks of shit propelled by gale force farts. Poops been coming out of my asshole with such force that there's been a very audible popping snoise on some of them.
#486190 - satoasami
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(09/07/2016) [-]
Is it considered normal to have recurring dreams of your Ex

This dream can basically be classified as cuckoldry because it was about me and my Ex going shopping for a gift for her new boyfriend

And of course the dream played out as follows

>Why do you never improve upon your life
>Why do you never update your wardrobe
>Why do you never work on your sex game

And of course I never mention her violent alcoholic tendencies.
User avatar #486228 to #486190 - saltyfries
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(09/08/2016) [-]
since i'm a virgin and never had a gf, i shouldn't comment, but i'm going to guess yes based on my brother's experiences that dreaming about your ex is normal.

hell i dream i'm still in high school.
User avatar #486191 to #486190 - reallyren
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(09/07/2016) [-]
you realize everyone on this site is going to make fun of you for being associated with cuckoldry in anyway, right?
User avatar #486193 to #486191 - ferrettamer
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(09/07/2016) [-]
cuckoldry is hot tho
User avatar #486197 to #486193 - shibe
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(09/08/2016) [-]
true thinking mans fetish
#486203 to #486197 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/08/2016) [-]
hahahaa
aren't you like 12
HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE FETISHES
#486194 to #486193 - gibroner
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(09/07/2016) [-]
Spoken like a true canuck
User avatar #486198 to #486194 - ferrettamer
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(09/08/2016) [-]
look, i hate him as much as the next guy but he never said that
#486205 to #486198 - anon id: 9a37b2be
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(09/08/2016) [-]
it's still a pretty spicy meme
#486187 - Ihazfunkitty
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(09/07/2016) [-]
>make pickled cucumbers in the evening
>put in fridge for the next day
>next morning
>open fridge
>ayo where my pickled cucumbers at
>"mom where is that blue bowl?"
>look at mom putting down a blue bowl
>"oh"
>bowl is empty

fukin fatass
#486188 to #486187 - masterboll
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(09/07/2016) [-]
>make pickled cucumbers in the evening

did you leave your fingers inside of her and fall asleep?
#486192 to #486188 - Ihazfunkitty
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(09/07/2016) [-]
ey mang i dont need to know your technique to make em
User avatar #486214 to #486192 - bladeboy
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Pickles are haram
User avatar #486219 to #486214 - Ihazfunkitty
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(09/08/2016) [-]
so is pickled ham extra haram?
#486178 - reallyren
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(09/07/2016) [-]
I remember talking about the Collin Kaepernick thing alittle while ago
and geezus giving me some flack because I said the scandal is indicative of where the populations priorities lie
I would partially recant that statement, I think alot of it is media smoke and mirrors and alot of people if given the chance would care about alot of the stuff.
However I literally just got into a debate with my parents about it last night which gives alittle credence to what I said about priorities, I be it a bit anecdotal.

>say I don't care that he didn't stand for the national anthem, or if kids are even taught it in schools my father brought up some statistic that says like 30 or 50% of elementary schoolers don't know the anthem
>mother is visibly and audibly upset
>months ago mention that obama has been bombing the heck out of the ME, because she claimed obama wasn't doing anything, mention that our drone program kills 90% civilians/not the intended target a fact that isn't completely accurate, it was during a the span of a year or half a year during a drone campaign in Afghanistan, but they considered the campaign a rounding success so it is indicative of what qualifies as such for past and future operations. but again it is hard to cram all that into an argument.
>"lol, good"

it's probably an out of sight out of mind kind of thing
but I just kind of thought about it in that light
User avatar #486184 to #486178 - alexanderburns
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(09/07/2016) [-]
why has obama been bombing you?
User avatar #486179 to #486178 - rokkarokkaali
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(09/07/2016) [-]
test
User avatar #486180 to #486179 - rokkarokkaali
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(09/07/2016) [-]
But when I try to report a bug it fucks up ok
#486175 - huntergriff
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(09/07/2016) [-]
>look up a song from t.A.T.u
>look at the comments
>It's all cringeworthy shit

I mean yeah, its a song about lesbians, but jesus there's no reason to say such cringey shit.
#486186 to #486175 - Ihazfunkitty
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(09/07/2016) [-]
>youtube comments
>cringeworthy

im suprised youre suprised

youtube is prolly one of the first site any child goes to
User avatar #486176 to #486175 - reallyren
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(09/07/2016) [-]
it's not cuz it's lesbians it's cuz it's youtube
#486189 to #486176 - masterboll
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(09/07/2016) [-]
>>#486177
>plebs linking to the lyrics vid instead of glorious lesbo scene

take this, faggot:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8&index=327&list=FLXwQFtL7W98mF9oiNWTg1SA
User avatar #486177 to #486176 - huntergriff
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