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#304003 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
www.dailydot.com/opinion/how-to-train-your-dragon-2-is-feminist/

I fail to see how this author understands feminism or good characterization.
User avatar #304097 to #304003 - nimba (08/09/2014) [-]
basically says 'his mom left him to fuck around with some dragons so is just like a real woman and is cool'
Sounds pretty shitty to me, but hey I have one, maybe not having a mother is fucking awesome
#304052 to #304003 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
I can't see the word feminism as anything but a slur.
I am insulted. HTTYD2 was awesome, how dare they insult it.
User avatar #304051 to #304003 - plumpbooty (08/09/2014) [-]
That reminds me of the articles that called Aaron McGruber an Uncle Tom who betrayed the black social justice movement for not having too long a pole stuck up his ass to want to make an Uncle Ruckus movie.
User avatar #304053 to #304051 - plumpbooty (08/09/2014) [-]
*McGruder
User avatar #304026 to #304003 - dalokan (08/09/2014) [-]
>tumblr

And there I stopped.

Feminism and tumblr don't mix well
User avatar #304013 to #304003 - Idontseewatudid (08/09/2014) [-]
I guess that strong female characters that are "dynamic" and "mysterious" are milestones for feminism now, but really characters like that have been around for a while. The point they made about the female characters having different facial structures is kinda stretching it, like no shit, a different studio that has movies appealing to age groups that will actually care about character diversity will have actual character diversity rather than samefacing a few characters. Like really quite a few movies could be considered a "radical feminist triumph" i.e. Aliens or Pacific Rim because they feature a strong willed female protagonist who obviously wasn't a pushover character.
User avatar #304007 to #304003 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Heh. I like how "white dude" is now like a shorthand for a boring character, when that so misses the mark of why these "white dude" chracters are boring as fuck. They could be green and they wouldn't be any less insecure, not reallly capable, middle class dude with big expectations behind them -that they don't see, they paradoxically feel the pressure but never the support until act 3- and not a lot of talent for anything but a lot of heart and a thinking-outside-the-box ability that makes them see the world as no one else sees it because they're just that great overwritten and under characterised ciphers.
#303980 - naiix (08/09/2014) [-]
I lost to rat-dota today. So lame.
User avatar #303974 - cognosceteipsum (08/09/2014) [-]
Fucking hell, I hate all these happy merchant memes. They used to be funny but now burn my eyes each time I see them
#304094 to #303974 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
I like this one.
User avatar #304000 to #303974 - crazyolitis (08/09/2014) [-]
Wonder how long it will take before it's branded as cancer.
User avatar #304006 to #304000 - plumpbooty (08/09/2014) [-]
When it's widespread on reddit, 9gag, facebook and tumblr, of course. I'd make it an advice animal and post it all over reddit and 9gag, if I cared.
User avatar #304008 to #304006 - plumpbooty (08/09/2014) [-]
Or just post rage comics with the happy merchant maymay on funnyjunk.
#303995 to #303974 - masterboll (08/09/2014) [-]
eat dick, faggot   
   
this one makes me chuckle every time i see it
eat dick, faggot

this one makes me chuckle every time i see it
User avatar #304048 to #303995 - cognosceteipsum (08/09/2014) [-]
Well this one is alright, but the white and black one that so many use? Please.
User avatar #303978 to #303974 - plumpbooty (08/09/2014) [-]
hurr durr found the kike
User avatar #303973 - dalokan (08/09/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/I+m+ready+for+your+rage/funny-pictures/5250281/

It personally disgusts me how many people are readily available to suck on their grandmother's tits
User avatar #303971 - cognosceteipsum (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate how YouTube basically spams your inbox with "YOU REPLIED HERE" and "YOU REPLIED THERE" fuck that man.
User avatar #304073 to #303971 - princessren (08/09/2014) [-]
I like it
I can see what is going on and reply to people while still watching my current video
User avatar #304074 to #304073 - cognosceteipsum (08/09/2014) [-]
What do you mean? I don't mean the little red [1]
User avatar #303975 to #303971 - rokkarokkaali (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate how i get messages when someone else replies to someone else in a thread I commented in. I don't want to see two idiots fight it out.
User avatar #303968 - Idontseewatudid (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate shibe >: { (
User avatar #304031 to #303968 - thechosentroll (08/09/2014) [-]
In this thread: Fags.
User avatar #303969 to #303968 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
WHAT WHY
User avatar #303970 to #303969 - Idontseewatudid (08/09/2014) [-]
not really i dont hate you i just wanted to get your attention to say that i love u
User avatar #303981 to #303970 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Hey, back off, sunshine, Shibe is mine.
#304076 to #303981 - EdwardNigma (08/09/2014) [-]
I thought what we had was special.
User avatar #304086 to #304076 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up, Edward. You only wanted me for my body and you know it.
User avatar #304087 to #304086 - EdwardNigma (08/09/2014) [-]
You and I both know I wanted you for your brains.
User avatar #304088 to #304087 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
No, don't say that, don't make it harder.
User avatar #303993 to #303981 - finblob (08/09/2014) [-]
No I love shibe more.
#303994 to #303993 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Scots feeling love. Oh, fucking lol, that's a good one, Fin.
#303996 to #303994 - finblob (08/09/2014) [-]
I will hit you very hard
User avatar #303982 to #303981 - Idontseewatudid (08/09/2014) [-]
You can fuck yourself with a boiling cactus, he's been mine for a while
#303983 to #303982 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Shibe... is this true?
User avatar #303985 to #303983 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
i never agreed to anything

idontseewatudid is with rokka last i know
#303989 to #303985 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
I knew that you wouldn't play like that with me, bby.
User avatar #303991 to #303989 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
i never agreed with anything with u either both of you quit making me seem like a whore
User avatar #303992 to #303991 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Shibe... how can you say that? Who is she? Who's this bitch that's trying to take you away from me? Tell me so I can gouge her eyes out.
User avatar #303986 to #303985 - Idontseewatudid (08/09/2014) [-]
bitch quit lyin
User avatar #303987 to #303986 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
im not
User avatar #303984 to #303983 - Idontseewatudid (08/09/2014) [-]
yes it is true i am shibe trust me
User avatar #303952 - puggerugger (08/09/2014) [-]
When people who play games get a new PC or a new mouse, keyboard or moniter and use it as an excuse for like, a week. "Omg guys, I dropped. Must be my new moniter ))))"

Fuck you, your just pathetically boasting about your moniter that isn't even 120 Hz and making excuses
#303951 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
lmao, I moved away over 400 miles and I still hate my dad
He's in New Jersey talking shit about me, acting like he's not the sole reason I left
He's giving my sisters so much shit now that I'm not there to be his punching bag
My sister that recently came back from Germany can't believe the shit that happened to me while she was gone
My dad is such a cunt, but he acts as though he's the best dad ever
User avatar #304429 to #303951 - teoyuppie (08/10/2014) [-]
Wait, when did you leave? WHY DID YOU LEAVE? NEW JERSEY NEEDS YOU!
User avatar #304482 to #304429 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I left at the end of June. My dad was being a dickhole towards me, and only me, so I fucking left
User avatar #304776 to #304482 - teoyuppie (08/11/2014) [-]
So now you live near Buffalo? I used to go there when I was a kid. My mom grew up there. Of you need any places for fun, just let me know. Maybe that'll get your mind off your father.
User avatar #303972 to #303951 - cognosceteipsum (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm happy you managed to break free somewhat. See, I remember 3 months ago where you were talking to me and told me about how horrible he had done, I gave you a few tips but you were too non-muscular to pull it off... :|
User avatar #303953 to #303951 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
where u at
User avatar #303955 to #303953 - dumerveil (08/09/2014) [-]
ur moms house
User avatar #303959 to #303957 - dumerveil (08/09/2014) [-]
I just want you to like me shibe
User avatar #303960 to #303959 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
too bad faggot
User avatar #303962 to #303960 - dumerveil (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I don't have epic me-me pictures like you.
#303963 to #303962 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
its ok

i'd like you maybe if you weren't such a cunt
User avatar #303964 to #303963 - dumerveil (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm a cunt?
User avatar #303965 to #303964 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
you seem to be when we talk on skype
User avatar #303966 to #303965 - dumerveil (08/09/2014) [-]
I've literally spoken to you on Skype once, months ago.
We talked about Infamous Second son.
Sorry did your father used to play it and neglect you or something? I don't understand how that's bad.
User avatar #303967 to #303966 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
now you're a cunt on fj too omg fuk uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
User avatar #303954 to #303953 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Near Buffalo New York B)
User avatar #303976 to #303954 - rokkarokkaali (08/09/2014) [-]
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
User avatar #303956 to #303954 - shibe (08/09/2014) [-]
Damn, I thought so but I wouldn't think that is 400 miles.
#303958 to #303956 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
It's exactly 420 miles from my home in NJ to my new home in NY
It's exactly 420 miles from my home in NJ to my new home in NY
#303943 - EdwardNigma (08/09/2014) [-]
Fucking Christ, I hate those alien conspiracy shit fests on the History channel. Fuck you you have nothing to do with history, you're full of shit and spit on facts and evidence.   
   
But no, it gets worse, now a show is going on called "The Unbelievers" which from what I gather is just a massive atheist circlejerk. From what I gathered, it will just be a bunch of atheists, being fucking atheists. Who the fuck cares? Put that on the Discovery channel or some shit, this is not history, this is a bunch of cunts saying they don't believe in god for an hour, who the shit cares? Who turns on the history channel to hear about fucking atheism?
Fucking Christ, I hate those alien conspiracy shit fests on the History channel. Fuck you you have nothing to do with history, you're full of shit and spit on facts and evidence.

But no, it gets worse, now a show is going on called "The Unbelievers" which from what I gather is just a massive atheist circlejerk. From what I gathered, it will just be a bunch of atheists, being fucking atheists. Who the fuck cares? Put that on the Discovery channel or some shit, this is not history, this is a bunch of cunts saying they don't believe in god for an hour, who the shit cares? Who turns on the history channel to hear about fucking atheism?
#304127 to #303943 - rebornpooper (08/09/2014) [-]
You know what's hilarious about this? It's on History Channel, not Science Channel.
User avatar #303946 to #303943 - thegrohltroll (08/09/2014) [-]
By "unbelievers" are they refering to atheists who don't believe in God or people who don't believe aliens exist?
User avatar #303947 to #303946 - EdwardNigma (08/09/2014) [-]
Unbelievers as in, people who don't believe in god.
User avatar #303948 to #303947 - thegrohltroll (08/09/2014) [-]
Aight thanks
User avatar #303942 - thegrohltroll (08/09/2014) [-]
When someone makes minor changes to joke and tells it as if it was his own.
Fuck him.
User avatar #303934 - thegamerslife ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate windows 8. I hate that microsoft is going to stop support for windows 7 so soon in order to get people to move to windows 9. I hate that windows 9 will probably be worse then 8 because microsoft can't get off the idea of making a "one size fits all OS" that will be the same across all devices... it's gonna be shit if they actually follow threw with this idea and don't offer different SKU's.

Right now, I hate microsoft.
User avatar #303940 to #303934 - thegrohltroll (08/09/2014) [-]
From what i've seen, win 9 might actually be better than 8 because microsoft realized how much 8 sucked and now they're gradually removing from its features, like the charms bar, the obligatory start screen and some other shit.
But yeah win 8 sucked major balls.
User avatar #303939 to #303934 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Random question, did your Windows 8 laptop/computer force update a few weeks ago? Mine did, and now the volume will randomly stop working until I close and re-open my laptop :/
I'd call microsoft, but last time I was on hold four 2 hours until Habeeb Patel from India asked me if my computer was on
User avatar #303949 to #303939 - thegamerslife ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
last time I had contact with microsoft was cause I had tried the trial of office and canceled it after a few days... month later there was a charge... called and they said it would be removed, a few days later and it was still not removed and another charge was placed on my account... called again, bitched them out and they promptly refunded my money. fucking failures.

I haven't started my windows 8 gaming rig in weeks, and my wife is the primary user of it now anyways since I want nothing to do with that OS...
User avatar #303944 to #303939 - squalllionhart (08/09/2014) [-]
i've had that exact problem for a long ass time now
the volume will randomly go from very high to very low
glad to see i'm not the only one who has this problem
#303945 to #303944 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
My volume will shut down completely after ~10 minutes unless I have something playing in the background. I also can't mute the volume, and when I tap the button to make the volume go up, it goes down 2 and then up 2, which is...?
I mean, I took this screenshot a few days ago and it shows sound is playing, yuppie is making noise, but I still have no volume. Windows 8 is fucked, seriously
User avatar #304428 to #303945 - teoyuppie (08/10/2014) [-]
Who are those studs?
User avatar #303950 to #303945 - thegamerslife ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
oh, sorry I didn't answer the question right, yes I have had this issue and was desperately trying to fix it but it randomly went away around the time I ordered all the new computers parts... like it knew I was fucking done with it, and it was begging me not to dumb it like the fat skank it is.
User avatar #303929 - KevinPutt ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
i hate how Game Grumps now asks for subscribers at the end of each video, a thing they made fun of a long time ago
User avatar #303935 to #303929 - thegamerslife ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
a lot of people get to a point where they realize that if you don't say it at the end most people just close the video and don't think about it. but if you do like the content you should use the like button. unlike on this website, a like (or dislike, they are equal) actually helps the video to reach more people.
#303930 to #303929 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm just surprised they have subscribers at all.
It's like watching DSP.
#303928 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
I fucking despise writers, if such a word can be used, who've never written a fucking word. Fuck you, I don't want to be 'that' guy, but being a true writer only has one requirement;write. If you can't do that than you are not a fucking writer, and no amount of 'gud ideuhs' is going to change that.

"Lol, no one is good at first." But those people actually write and actually try. You just procrastinate the day away and get nothing done. No amount of "I'll start tomorrow" is going to motivate you to start tomorrow.

I hate writers like this so much, but I hate the fact that I'm such a writer even more. Fuck me.
User avatar #303912 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate it when I come up with a really sweet riff and I just fucking know it sounds like something so now I've gotta spend like 40 minutes looking through the songs that kind of remind me of it to see if it's OK to use it.
User avatar #303941 to #303912 - thegrohltroll (08/09/2014) [-]
Stacked actors by the foo fighters has a kick ass bass riff... Just sayin
#303916 to #303912 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh, how I know that feel. With every idea I have, I'm deathly afraid that I'm plagiarizing someone, somewhere. I mean I play guitar too so I understand specifically what you're saying, but that same thought spreads more generally for me I guess.
User avatar #303918 to #303916 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I get it with books too, but with books you can just think about it. After you've spent enough time noodling with an instrument every riff kind of sounds the same, though, so it takes longer.
#303907 - conquistafag (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate it when the highway speed limit drops from 65 MPH to 55 MPH for no fucking reason, so I slow down only to find out that every one else is going literally 80 MPH, and I'm just sitting there too paranoid to even speed up back to 70 MPH.
User avatar #303936 to #303907 - thegamerslife ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
if everyone else is doing 80 and you are going 10 under them, you aren't the one getting pulled over. trust me.

also, fuck oregon... I live in WA for a reason, most of our freeways (at least around me) are 70. I hate traveling around cause of those stupid 60 zones...
#303887 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate so much of amateur writing. I've been going to r/nosleep lately, and some of the stories are really good, but some of them just ruin themselves.

For example, I hate when a character is so absolutely unlikable that I can't possibly care what happens to them in the story. I also hate when a character tries to hard to pander to its target audience. One such character described himself as such a redditor, and I quote, "I had just gotten out of engineering school and got hired at a plant. I wasn't the most popular guy there, though, given that I was an atheist and voted for Obama both times." It was just so obvious that he was pandering to redditors that it was immersion breaking.

One of the worst things on the site is when a story or group of stories discover a new method of forcing people to immerse, and then a truckload of stories pours in following the exact same method. I will explain in a comment.
User avatar #304078 to #303887 - princessren (08/09/2014) [-]
what were you reading
#303905 to #303887 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
*too hard
I'm still not used to this keyboard.
User avatar #303898 to #303887 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
I've read so much fanfiction that I can identify it by smell.

I hate seeing really cool concepts get wrecked by the writer having failed elementary school english.
#303895 to #303887 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
What's been happening recently is a new immersion tactic where the writer makes the main character gay. In today's society, we are taught to be empathetic toward gay people to the point that putting ourselves in their shoes comes naturally to us when we are asked to do it. It's a genius tactic really, or it was the first five times.

Now, it seems like at least half of the stories start out with the main character stating how their sexuality has never truly allowed them to fit in, and that really worked the first time. The first time I genuinely felt for the narrator and was so engaged in the story, but now there have been so many with this character archetype that as soon as I see it I have to stop reading. It's just distracting and completely immersion breaking at this point.
User avatar #303900 to #303895 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
I've never seen that in a horror story, but it doesn't come any easier to put myself in the shoes of a dude who loves cock as opposed to one who doesn't.
#303903 to #303900 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
It's a new fad in recent weeks. It's more about the idea that they're downtrodden by society than that they're gay. Gay people are just the group that is most widely considered to be downtrodden today, and thus the most likely to be talked about as needing to be accepted.
User avatar #303906 to #303903 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
That seems really, really dumb. You want your horror to bring down people who are in a position to be brought down. If you're going to put a downtrodden protagonist, then fair enough, it's good for the exploration of certain themes. But the horror that prays on the weak, meh, lame horror, weak horror.
#303909 to #303906 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it was effective at forcing the reader to try to understand the protagonist. They are really weak stories, usually.

One thing that really annoyed me with one of them was the comment section. The story was about a lesbian couple moving to a rural town and getting a bunch of mean looks, but the actual story was that their neighbor had a daughter but it wasn't actually a daughter, it was a son that they dressed up like a girl and rented off as a sex slave.

Now, most of the comments said things like, "ugh, I can't believe those people were so rude. Why can't people just accept people for who they are?" and I was just taken aback by them. I was just thinking, seriously? The story is about a little boy being raped and mentally and physically abused, and what caught you was that two lesbians got some mean looks? Priorities, man.
User avatar #303902 to #303900 - leonhardt (08/09/2014) [-]
"I was gay since I was 6 and I loved cock but people weren't cool with it. One night as I was biting the pillow, I felt a fart sneak up on me and I couldn't stop it..."
#303904 to #303902 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
My mouse is drenched with sweat and anticipation.
#303871 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
>get email from college   
>figure I should sign into my college account on the website since i haven't in two months   
>"tuition has been paid" has changed to "You are now a registered student"   
>last time I was on was to procrastinate my skills test to the end of this month, aka the last possible day to do it   
>"You are scheduled for August 28th" has changed to "You are scheduled for August 19th"   
>can't be rescheduled   
   
Fuck, I hate when the world doesn't let me be a lazy shit. Time to start studying.   
Tomorrow maybe.
>get email from college
>figure I should sign into my college account on the website since i haven't in two months
>"tuition has been paid" has changed to "You are now a registered student"
>last time I was on was to procrastinate my skills test to the end of this month, aka the last possible day to do it
>"You are scheduled for August 28th" has changed to "You are scheduled for August 19th"
>can't be rescheduled

Fuck, I hate when the world doesn't let me be a lazy shit. Time to start studying.
Tomorrow maybe.
#303913 to #303871 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
Well, I started my studying tonight with watching a video on the college website about essay writing, and now I'm mad as all fuck because I have to write an essay in the exact way I feared: the bland, styleless, dime a million, completely forced way known as The Formal Essay.  I would much rather write an essay on why the formal essay is absolutely abhorrent than write a formal essay. The formal essay shows that you can write a formal essay. THAT'S ALL IT DOES. It doesn't allow you to write as you are, to pour your soul into your work, and, in this way, it's far more akin to jumping through hoops than it is writing a piece.  Formal writing is devoid of the concepts of creativity, freedom, and stylistic potential. Those concepts are what compel me to write.    
   
I despise The Formal Essay with almost every fiber of my being.   
There is that one fiber that recognizes it as important. The rest of my being thinks that writing should be enjoyable.
Well, I started my studying tonight with watching a video on the college website about essay writing, and now I'm mad as all fuck because I have to write an essay in the exact way I feared: the bland, styleless, dime a million, completely forced way known as The Formal Essay. I would much rather write an essay on why the formal essay is absolutely abhorrent than write a formal essay. The formal essay shows that you can write a formal essay. THAT'S ALL IT DOES. It doesn't allow you to write as you are, to pour your soul into your work, and, in this way, it's far more akin to jumping through hoops than it is writing a piece. Formal writing is devoid of the concepts of creativity, freedom, and stylistic potential. Those concepts are what compel me to write.

I despise The Formal Essay with almost every fiber of my being.
There is that one fiber that recognizes it as important. The rest of my being thinks that writing should be enjoyable.
User avatar #303926 to #303913 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
placing out of all my english courses master race
Of course, I still have to take Trig, so you can all expect to hear me bitch about that pretty soon.
User avatar #303931 to #303926 - averagewhitekid (08/09/2014) [-]
Trig is 2ez
User avatar #303917 to #303913 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
thebestpieever
you write things
tell me why I'm wrong about formal essays so I can be less mad at the education system
User avatar #303919 to #303917 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I love those. To me it's just all about knowing how to phrase shit. So if you want to say something like "Aristotle was wrong about everything, the tosser" you say something like "While he remained an object of study for centuries to come, most of Aristotle's postulates were abandoned in favour of different models of organisation in the modern world". It's all about taking the piss out of something without being too obvious about it.
User avatar #303920 to #303919 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
That's why I hate it. You're forced to be a textbook.
I said tell me why I'm wrong, not tell me that you like what I hate for the very reason I hate it.
User avatar #303921 to #303920 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Nah, it's fun and a good exercise. Kind of like transposing a song from a key to another.
User avatar #303923 to #303922 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Well, what can I say? I love writing. I've forgone sex, and money and tickets for a concert just so I could finish reading or writing stuff. I like it.
#303924 to #303923 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
You've failed me yet again, Starscream.
You've failed me yet again, Starscream.
#303925 to #303924 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Soundwave is better anyway.
User avatar #303915 to #303913 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
All these months of being mellow, and now I'm reminded why I was so angry in high school all the time.
User avatar #303876 to #303871 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/09/2014) [-]
Did you hear about the crash on young and finch i think?
User avatar #303878 to #303876 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
Nope, I live under a rock
User avatar #303881 to #303878 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/09/2014) [-]
I just wanted to know if you lived close enough to. We should meet n buttfuck : ^)
User avatar #303883 to #303881 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
i dont buttfuck dorks
User avatar #303891 to #303883 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/09/2014) [-]
fucking pussy
User avatar #303884 to #303883 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/09/2014) [-]
wow fucking rude. I'll come beat you up kid. Where you live?
User avatar #304035 to #303884 - bladeboy (08/09/2014) [-]
>tfw you never came to maple to fight me

pussy ass bitch
User avatar #304041 to #304035 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/09/2014) [-]
>fighting and getting arrested/having to deal with parents's shit
Yeah right retard.
If you legitimately want to see you I have already said to come down to Rejane Crescent.
User avatar #303901 to #303884 - teoberry (08/09/2014) [-]
>tfw you never fought bladeboy
puss
User avatar #303892 to #303884 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
A few blocks away from Weston and the 401. Come so I can stab you for every shitpost you've ever made
User avatar #303896 to #303892 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/09/2014) [-]
Wait are you legitimately upset at my shitposts?
User avatar #303899 to #303896 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm legitimately upset about everything ever
User avatar #303873 to #303871 - ferrettamer (08/09/2014) [-]
it would probably be easy for most people but you're a dumbass so..
User avatar #303874 to #303873 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
i fucked your dad
User avatar #303875 to #303874 - ferrettamer (08/09/2014) [-]
my dad has AIDS dumbass
User avatar #303879 to #303875 - alexanderburns (08/09/2014) [-]
well now he has ebola too
User avatar #303880 to #303879 - ferrettamer (08/09/2014) [-]
pussy ass ho niggas can't fuck with y'all
User avatar #303868 - ferrettamer (08/09/2014) [-]
Songs that are 3 minutes long and have 6 minutes of static. Fuck off The Microphones, you aren't deep ya plebs
User avatar #303890 to #303868 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
>last five minutes of East Hastings

Fuck your Large Barge. AND FUCK YOUR DAMN MOSQUITO NOISES
User avatar #303854 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate people who complains about getting kicked off a team of any sport because they decided to use drugs. That shit is stupid; if the sport you're playing bans people from doing drugs, like smoking weed, either don't do it, or don't fucking complain about it.

I hate how I might have to wait until Monday to get my PS3 because UPS doesn't ship on the weekends (except Saturdays, but you must pay $15). It makes the weekend even longer.

Websites that have a white (or any other bright colors) background, like YouTube. That is just annoying to look at.
User avatar #303858 to #303854 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
I friend of mine got kicked out of his football team because he decided to leave his hair long.

Also, here, have a gift fro me; it will save your corneas chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/dark-skin-for-youtube/bfeknfgchonpnofdjokchhdhdnddhglm?hl=en.
User avatar #303859 to #303858 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
Don't you have to keep your hair short so it doesn't go out of the helmet or something? I don't know anything about football, so sorry if I'm incorrect.

Now, that looks better. Thanks, that helped.
User avatar #303861 to #303859 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
No, the other football.
User avatar #303864 to #303861 - teoberry (08/09/2014) [-]
What the fuck? Why couldn't he just wear a headband?
User avatar #303865 to #303864 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
'Cause reasons. He did, obviously, you can't run with long hair after a certain point or it gets all up in your face. Coach said he still couldn't keep it.
User avatar #303862 to #303861 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
Ooh. My bad.
User avatar #303840 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
I hate getting Amber Alert notifications on my phone. The system is doing what it's designed for, but seeing one of the alerts is kinda depressing.
User avatar #303852 to #303840 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
See, this is why I didn't want to get a phone for the longest time. That shit is just depressing. And you can't turn it off otherwise you're basically declaring to Satan that you don't have a soul.
#303846 to #303840 - megavoir (08/09/2014) [-]
I just don't like getting the alert like 20 times in an hour.   
   
unrelated, i just like webms
I just don't like getting the alert like 20 times in an hour.

unrelated, i just like webms
User avatar #303847 to #303846 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
I've gotten at most one a week. where the hell do you live?
#303848 to #303847 - megavoir (08/09/2014) [-]
New Jersey.   
What I mean is it'll alarm, then like 5 minutes later alarm again, and repeat for like an hour.
New Jersey.
What I mean is it'll alarm, then like 5 minutes later alarm again, and repeat for like an hour.
User avatar #303851 to #303848 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, I recognise that one. Time to stop watching cartoons forever.
User avatar #303894 to #303851 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
I didn't recognize it immediately*
User avatar #303893 to #303851 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
I didn't recognize it. Probably because that anime sucked
User avatar #303897 to #303893 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
It was alright. I got a kick out of the characters' dreams being crushed, and a few of the designs sorta looked like people I know so 6.5/10: worst thing in creation - IGN.
#303908 to #303897 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
Stupid sexy autism.

It had a dumb shut-in character that was more or less autistic, a dense main character and a side bitch who deserved the D more than the main bitch.
In short, it had everything I hate to see in anime. I don't think I actually finished it. I'm prety sure I gave up.
User avatar #303910 to #303908 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Eh, I thought it was alright to kill the time. The dumb blonde reminded me of an old roomate, the dumb brunnette reminded me of my sister, the main character's dreams got crushed in front of him like 5 times. Overall I wouldn't recommend it, but I kind of enjoyed it.
User avatar #303853 to #303851 - megavoir (08/09/2014) [-]
I didn't even recognize it. You should just kill yourself.
Brody knew what it was, too.
User avatar #303856 to #303853 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
I thought you had watched that one and agreed that it was alright. And who's Brody?
User avatar #303857 to #303856 - megavoir (08/09/2014) [-]
I had completely forgot who that was.
And it's Dumner's name.
User avatar #303860 to #303857 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh I have no idea who that is. I just recognise the style. Sad enough in my book.
User avatar #303863 to #303860 - megavoir (08/09/2014) [-]
it's sakurasou
User avatar #303866 to #303863 - thebestpieever (08/09/2014) [-]
That bit I know. I don't remember the character, I recognise the series 'cause of the style.
User avatar #303849 to #303848 - ferrettamer (08/09/2014) [-]
That would only be 12 times
User avatar #303850 to #303849 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
He's from Jersey. They don't teach counting up there.
User avatar #303841 to #303840 - EdwardNigma (08/09/2014) [-]
Whats an amber alert?
User avatar #303842 to #303841 - fargfive (08/09/2014) [-]
They're basically an announcement that a child's been abducted and they usually come with a description of the kid, the abductor and their vehicle.
User avatar #303843 to #303842 - EdwardNigma (08/09/2014) [-]
Well by golly that is depressing.
BUT THEY'VE GIVEN YOU INFORMATION.
THE HUNT IS ON FARG.
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