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Comments(52716):
#44998
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miskwaamiikana (04/18/2013) [-] I went to Minneapolis yesterday and I saw actual hipsters.
They had tight pants, big glasses, stupid facial hair. They were buying books, talking about their iPhones, and then they went to Starbucks.
God, I hate hipsters so damn much.
They had tight pants, big glasses, stupid facial hair. They were buying books, talking about their iPhones, and then they went to Starbucks.
God, I hate hipsters so damn much.
#44975
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N. Korean citizen (04/18/2013) [-]
Warm Sprite
Also when you put a spoon under running water and it does the thing.
Also when you put a spoon under running water and it does the thing.
#44960
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misticalz (04/18/2013) [-] www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuU0W-oykFI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
HE SITS A THOUSAND YARDS AWAY FROM AN IMMINENT EXPLOSION THAT HAS HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS, AND THEN HIS GIRL GOES FUCKING DEAF.
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.
HE SITS A THOUSAND YARDS AWAY FROM AN IMMINENT EXPLOSION THAT HAS HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS, AND THEN HIS GIRL GOES FUCKING DEAF.
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.
#44958
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AreyouSerious ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-] When people hate sports in general, no reason, just don't like sports. I especially hate it when they say it in a condescending way.
"It's a bunch of men chasing a ball around."
Probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
"It's a bunch of men chasing a ball around."
Probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
#44944
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misticalz (04/18/2013) [-] www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4543232/Son+I+am+Dissapoint/
Fuck feel posts.
Fuck feel posts.
#44943
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quincyadam (04/18/2013) [-] Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 50331648 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 71 bytes) in /home/funnyjunk/funnyjunk-ng/modules/funny/models/comment.php on line 658
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#44942
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murrlogic ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-] I hate what this series has become. Most of it's fanbase I have discovered has recently become bronies...raging, flaming, bronies irrational and passive aggressive
#44952 to #44942
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ZenMacros ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-] I lost interest in Ben 10 years ago. I thought it was cool at first. After a while I found myself only watching just to see what new aliens he'll collect. I lost interest right around Alien Force (or whatever the second installment of the series was called) came around and he just started getting new aliens out the ass. I liked the excitement of him getting one new alien every few episodes or so.
#44974 to #44973
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swiftykidd (04/18/2013) [-] The brain was epic.
Klarion: Happy?
Brain: Oui mon ami, Your distraction, while peut-être extreme was tres effective
Captain Marvel: What are you gonna do to me.
Brain: Dont worry, i have always wanted to see this, wisdom de solomon
Klarion: Happy?
Brain: Oui mon ami, Your distraction, while peut-être extreme was tres effective
Captain Marvel: What are you gonna do to me.
Brain: Dont worry, i have always wanted to see this, wisdom de solomon
#44909
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stiltsformidgets (04/18/2013) [-] When someone carries on rambling about something no matter how much disinterest you show towards them.
#44898
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desmondaltairezio (04/18/2013) [-] **desmondaltairezio rolled user archosaurusrev ** i hate this guy
#44878
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stiltsformidgets (04/17/2013) [-] I hate couples like this on facebook . Like what's the fucking point, why don't you just message each other? No-one else is getting involved on this status so what reason is there to make it public? It's just fucking embarrassing, and i see shit like this come from 21+ year olds.
#44847
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derpityhurr (04/17/2013) [-] People who wont admit to not being good/better at something
Theres this fat fuck in my school who comes to the park where I play basketball about everyday who won't admit that hes not good at the game, while I beat him with one hand (almost literally)
also he smells
Theres this fat fuck in my school who comes to the park where I play basketball about everyday who won't admit that hes not good at the game, while I beat him with one hand (almost literally)
also he smells
#44845
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bladeboy ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-] People on funnyjunk who are proud to not have any social interaction
#44826
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redwins (04/17/2013) [-] I hate it when people do something they shouldn't be doing (Ex. Stabbing each other with pencils in class). And I tell them to stop, it's against the rules to harm another kid and they say "America is a free country. We can do what we want.". It's so fucking annoying, america is a free country but you still have to follow rules you are given.
#44836 to #44826
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tvfreakuk (04/17/2013) [-] A girl I used to know back in primary school got stabbed with a pencil in the chest once.
Everyone said it was me, even though it wasn't.
Like, seriously. Everyone in the class was just like "haha, let's just say it was Ryan even though we know it was that other guy!"
I was only let off because the girl who was actually stabbed said it wasn't me.
Everyone said it was me, even though it wasn't.
Like, seriously. Everyone in the class was just like "haha, let's just say it was Ryan even though we know it was that other guy!"
I was only let off because the girl who was actually stabbed said it wasn't me.
#44844 to #44837
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tvfreakuk (04/17/2013) [-] Well, I mean. Not all of my life is of people being cunts.
All of the stuff I complain about happens surprisingly often, but it isn't my entire life.
But generally it was because I come from a place that's just full of chavs.
I did have a lot of friends, I wasn't a social outcast or anything like that, but this is the changing groups of people in my life that were/are cunts:
Early childhood/early teenage years - Generally chavs, stupid idiots with shit for brains and people who would bully me and others who weren't "propa chav bruv, avin a giggle m8" because I'm apparently "posh" (I'm not posh... I just didn't speak in slang all the time with a retarded voice like most of them)
College - Mainly women who just didn't care about what I personally wanted or cared about my feelings. I came out as gay and suddenly "omg we can give you makeovers and we can talk about boys?! What? You don't want to? Well too bad, we're going to pester you about all that gossip until you cave and then spread what you tell us all around school so it will be awkward as fuck around the boys you like!"
University - Women who are feminist-like, but they keep changing their views to fit what they want. Like saying that the TV in the flat is "male dominated" and it should be equally shared between the men and women, and that both the men and women in the flat should all do their share of the dishes; but the women shouldn't have to take out the bins because it's a "man's job" and if a they insult me, I can't apparently say anything back to them because "you can't speak to women that way"
Shit never changes. There are good stuff in my life, but there are always some stupid, unreasonable and self-absorbed cunts that come along and ruin it. Always.
All of the stuff I complain about happens surprisingly often, but it isn't my entire life.
But generally it was because I come from a place that's just full of chavs.
I did have a lot of friends, I wasn't a social outcast or anything like that, but this is the changing groups of people in my life that were/are cunts:
Early childhood/early teenage years - Generally chavs, stupid idiots with shit for brains and people who would bully me and others who weren't "propa chav bruv, avin a giggle m8" because I'm apparently "posh" (I'm not posh... I just didn't speak in slang all the time with a retarded voice like most of them)
College - Mainly women who just didn't care about what I personally wanted or cared about my feelings. I came out as gay and suddenly "omg we can give you makeovers and we can talk about boys?! What? You don't want to? Well too bad, we're going to pester you about all that gossip until you cave and then spread what you tell us all around school so it will be awkward as fuck around the boys you like!"
University - Women who are feminist-like, but they keep changing their views to fit what they want. Like saying that the TV in the flat is "male dominated" and it should be equally shared between the men and women, and that both the men and women in the flat should all do their share of the dishes; but the women shouldn't have to take out the bins because it's a "man's job" and if a they insult me, I can't apparently say anything back to them because "you can't speak to women that way"
Shit never changes. There are good stuff in my life, but there are always some stupid, unreasonable and self-absorbed cunts that come along and ruin it. Always.
#44896 to #44844
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N. Korean citizen (04/18/2013) [-]
Well alright, I will have to take your word for it that there can be found joy in that existence. You just always seem to be hating what other people are doing to you, and are seemingly surrounded by negativity, in a way that suggests there is no beacon in your darkness.
#44831 to #44826
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misticalz (04/17/2013) [-] NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK
"I do that a lot just to piss off my friends when I'm bored. He will be playing on my xbox while I'm watching him and I will swing his arm to mess him up and keep doing it until he tries to attack me then I say "Sorry" and quickly back away. Then right when he stops trying to hit me I do it again :3."
"I do that a lot just to piss off my friends when I'm bored. He will be playing on my xbox while I'm watching him and I will swing his arm to mess him up and keep doing it until he tries to attack me then I say "Sorry" and quickly back away. Then right when he stops trying to hit me I do it again :3."
#44825
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rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-] Faggots who bother you and try to get you angry, but the moment you lash out they get all defensive.
Seriously, one faggot goes around punching me and the moment I even try to protect myself, he punches my glasses off.
Seriously, one faggot goes around punching me and the moment I even try to protect myself, he punches my glasses off.
#44838 to #44829
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rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-] He asked me where I drank milk from.
No skyrim references you milkdrinker
It sounds better in spanish. I told him I got milk from his mom because again, it sounds way better in spanish than english. Like, just reading what I said sounds like something a 4 year old would say. Then he almost beat the shit outta me
No skyrim references you milkdrinker
It sounds better in spanish. I told him I got milk from his mom because again, it sounds way better in spanish than english. Like, just reading what I said sounds like something a 4 year old would say. Then he almost beat the shit outta me
#44889 to #44888
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rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-] I only have one left
And it's not hamtaro
it's something else that's more adulty
And it's not hamtaro
it's something else that's more adulty
#44827 to #44825
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redwins (04/17/2013) [-] I do that a lot just to piss off my friends when I'm bored. He will be playing on my xbox while I'm watching him and I will swing his arm to mess him up and keep doing it until he tries to attack me then I say "Sorry" and quickly back away. Then right when he stops trying to hit me I do it again :3.
