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User avatar #46043 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate these fish i got today, theyre so fucking lazy. only 1 of them actually does anything the rest just lay around gulping
User avatar #46130 to #46043 - newposterintown (04/22/2013) [-]
they're fish, what the fuck do you want

for them to dance?
User avatar #46060 to #46043 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I once had to buy almost 9 fish in a two day span. THEY KEPT FUCKING DYING NO MATTER WHAT WE DID.
User avatar #46061 to #46060 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
its not worth it
User avatar #46062 to #46061 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
THEY WEREN'T CHEAP EITHER. OR AT LEAST I DON'T THINK THEY WERE CHEAP. IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO BUT I NEVER FORGOT ABOUT ROCKY. R.I.P IN PIECES ROCKY.
User avatar #46139 to #46062 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
You should get more fish and when they die, make sushi
User avatar #46067 to #46062 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
RIP IN PIECES
wat.

Anyways.

How did you put them in the tank? Just put them in right when you got home?
User avatar #46068 to #46067 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
It was a joke.

And I really don't remember. It was a long time ago.
User avatar #46052 to #46043 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
fuckin' fish
#46047 to #46043 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
I wish death upon each fish in this world.
#46056 to #46047 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
The cops would think that pretty fishy. No one would sea it coming. There will be a wave of outrage. Everyone will want to kill the son of a beach who did it. Maybe I should scale down on the puns, they shorely won't float everyones boat.

I'll take my leave, for my ship is sailing.
User avatar #46063 to #46056 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
listen here chum , no more puns. We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns

Any fin is possible !
User avatar #46058 to #46056 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
What... HOW DID YOU THINK OF THAT MANY PUNS SO QUICKLY?
User avatar #46046 to #46043 - derpityhurr (04/21/2013) [-]
you tell em
User avatar #46044 to #46043 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Nigga, they are fish.
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User avatar #46038 - blastizard (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate people who think having a darker name makes them better than you
#46078 to #46038 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
the based god will return
#TEAMTASKFORCEBITCHMOB
User avatar #46054 to #46038 - aklidic ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
lol newfag XDDDD
#46053 to #46038 - markowuzhere (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm better than you
#46049 to #46038 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't hate you blasti ;)
User avatar #46041 to #46038 - chrystof (04/21/2013) [-]
silence peasant
User avatar #46045 to #46041 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Stop that shit.
#46042 to #46041 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
w0w can u not.
User avatar #46023 - foelkera ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Things I hate:
-Irony
-Image boards
-Lists
User avatar #46055 to #46023 - markowuzhere (04/21/2013) [-]
So original, I wish I could shoot you in the face
User avatar #46029 to #46023 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
things i hate:

this reposted comment
User avatar #46030 to #46029 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I have never seen it.
User avatar #46031 to #46030 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
its like a year old
#46050 to #46031 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
so is he lellelellelelelelelelelelel
User avatar #46032 to #46031 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
How? Was it posted a lot when the board was first here then did it just go away and this is the first time it's popping up for a long time? I have never seen it and I know that.
User avatar #46033 to #46032 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
no not posted here. just posted in general. its annoying to read the same shit every time.

fair enough youve never seen it. but its still a repost. and i still hate it.
User avatar #46034 to #46033 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Ok got it.
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User avatar #46025 to #46024 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh I get the joke now.
User avatar #46015 to #46011 - derpityhurr (04/21/2013) [-]
I never knew online image sharing sites had such drama
#46154 to #46015 - Rei (04/22/2013) [-]
I've had to many surrounding me already.
User avatar #46037 to #46015 - mayormilkman ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I guess you're new to them.
#46012 to #46011 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh... This rant was about him not by him.

Example why he's a cunt:
www.funnyjunk.com/art/27228#27228
#46014 to #46012 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
>artists
There is a goddamn reason why "the tortured artist with no friends" is a thing.
#46021 to #46014 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
hes not an artist, he was linked from another board to see someones work.
User avatar #46013 to #46012 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
wow he's r00d.
User avatar #46002 - derpityhurr (04/21/2013) [-]
I dont understand the hate for swiftykidd
He states his opinions a bit rudely but ehs pretty cool
#46005 to #46002 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
Bandwagoning assholes.
One user starts hassling him, anons join in, before you know it users just heckle him for the point of joining in.
#46009 to #46005 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
I do it because it's always blamed on bandwagons.
Oh no , people hate me, they're all just conforming and hopping on a bandwagon. No one could actually dislike me.
User avatar #46028 to #46009 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
i dont blame bandwagon like some people
#46022 to #46009 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
These people dont have legit reasons why they hate him. They just call him a faggopt and dont explain why. So its obvious as fuck they dont do it because they actually dislike him.
User avatar #46007 to #46005 - derpityhurr (04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, theres that too
User avatar #46003 to #46002 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
thanks brah, btw are you a gym leader or E4 in the league?
User avatar #46006 to #46003 - derpityhurr (04/21/2013) [-]
The 3rd E4
User avatar #46008 to #46006 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
sweet
User avatar #45991 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
huehuehue you spelt a word wrong. my argument is now automatically correct and you are nothing but a worm
#45978 - indeedaleedoo (04/21/2013) [-]
Just a rant about a user, won't mention them. And I know its the internet which is why I'm just going to vent here and not start arguments with some random guy on a site.
This user is so far up his friggin ass. Whenever he comments he has this fucking air to him that he's higher and mightier than everyone else - heck he's even said he's more deserving than any other user on the board we go on which is far from true. He waves this fucking bullshit logic around and forces his opinions on others only to THEN claim that he'd never ever do that and he 'respects' everyones opinions. Which is bullcrap. Most arguments I've seen have been caused by HIM telling others they're full of crap.

Likewise, he's such a hypocrite is grinds my teeth. One second its "I'll treat everyone fairly and act maturely" then its actually going to EVERY comment of some user he doesnt like to try to insult him needlessly, and showering the users who kiss his ass with praise and giving them privileges when we play games online. It's so fucking retarded. I'm not talking about just friends, I mean the 'special' friends who will do anything for him get this praise.

I dont know why other users trust this guy either. He's posted peoples IRL's (which I find stupid anyway) without permission to take the piss out of them. Even if that user happened to be another user who considers them a close friend. How much of a dick can you be? And one second he said he'll do one thing, then never does.

He goes to the boards I go to, I enjoy going there and like the users but he arrived maybe 2 -3 months ago? And now he's everywhere and some users hardly ever come on to talk because they cant be arsed dealing with him.
User avatar #46001 to #45978 - derpityhurr (04/21/2013) [-]
intense
User avatar #45989 to #45978 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
could you please mention them. or say their name but break it up like swifty kidd
User avatar #45990 to #45989 - indeedaleedoo (04/21/2013) [-]
No, they might lurk this board. I don't want to start an argument, just vent.
User avatar #45993 to #45990 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they would know who they are from your post. It was detailed enough.
User avatar #45995 to #45993 - indeedaleedoo (04/21/2013) [-]
Less so though. And the guy seems convinced he's too good to ever think anything bad could be said about him. People have complained right on the board we go on and he's never caught on.
#45997 to #45995 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
It must be swifty.
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User avatar #45998 to #45997 - indeedaleedoo (04/21/2013) [-]
I dont know who he is though. I've never seen him on the boards I go on.
And I dont play games with him, never seen a IRL thread with him in it, or even talked to him before today.
User avatar #46000 to #45998 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
thank you
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User avatar #45992 to #45990 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
fair enough
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User avatar #45979 to #45978 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
He sounds like a dick.
User avatar #45980 to #45979 - indeedaleedoo (04/21/2013) [-]
You have no idea. And I know it's sad to hate someone from online but he's just so irritating.
User avatar #45981 to #45980 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't find it sad to hate someone online.
#45982 to #45981 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
Well that's good. I'm always watching, youthh.
User avatar #45971 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
i hate when people come here and say

"why all the anger, lets have a love thread"

fuck you.
#45976 to #45971 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh yay, a love thread. Great idea swifty.

I love chimpanzees.
User avatar #45986 to #45976 - davvi (04/21/2013) [-]
I love good weather!
User avatar #46076 to #45986 - stiltsformidgets (04/21/2013) [-]
I love peeling the plastic off the screen of new phones!
User avatar #46089 to #46076 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Holy fuck that is actually pretty amazing to do
User avatar #45962 - codyxvasco (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm start to hate so many hate groups that I hate myself for hating so much.
#45964 to #45962 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #45975 to #45964 - akkere ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I think he's saying that he hates the fact he despises so many things.
User avatar #45955 - logickid (04/21/2013) [-]
Hey hey hey I found a faggot named nayncatdog who can't take criticism at all and likes to repost shit from 9GAG like the little fucking faggot he is.
User avatar #45961 to #45955 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
All posters who get frontpage a lot (Implying he does get front page I lot i dunno) can't take criticism. The moment you call them out on their shit they block you. Very annoying.
User avatar #45966 to #45961 - logickid (04/21/2013) [-]
Just like that one guy (the one who posts McDisasters) who blocked me because I criticized him for posting "Pornstarlets comp 1 2 and 3"
User avatar #45977 to #45966 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh my god, those McDonalds stories are so fucking fake.
User avatar #45968 to #45966 - mayormilkman ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
What was that?
User avatar #45970 to #45968 - logickid (04/21/2013) [-]
He posted porn stars with and without their makeup
User avatar #45973 to #45970 - mayormilkman ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Well then. I also have similar feelings about Tera.nin, who makes up half the "atheism channel" [re]posts nowadays.
User avatar #45965 to #45961 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
they block you and delete all your comments, and then when you go into anonymous they block your ip
User avatar #45944 - twi ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate niggers
#45949 to #45946 - twi ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
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#45943 - Intrepidblazeer (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm in urgent need of the .GIF with the over-dramatic effects on it.
If anyone can hook a homie up, I'd appreciate it.
#46189 to #45943 - shadowallyx (04/22/2013) [-]
my personal favorite
my personal favorite
#45969 to #45943 - Intrepidblazeer (04/21/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT HOW'D I MESS THIS UP

I MEANT "I'm in urgent need of the .GIF of the "xD" face with over-dramatic effects on it
#46016 to #45969 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh, I got this.    
   
One
Oh, I got this.

One
#46018 to #46017 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
Three.
Three.
#46019 to #46018 - Intrepidblazeer (04/21/2013) [-]
i fucking love you
#45950 to #45943 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
Dis?
Dis?
#46035 to #45950 - teoberry (04/21/2013) [-]
It's too late to stop it.
#46039 to #46036 - teoberry (04/21/2013) [-]
All we had to do was listen.
#46071 to #46039 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
If I went to /pol/, I could probably get 40 ron paul images quickly.
User avatar #45945 to #45943 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
What..?
User avatar #45948 to #45945 - redwins ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I think like the one as your profile picture.
#45937 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
MY GOD.

FUCK PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
Facebook. com/photo.php?fbid= 314073611994314&set=a.245758118825864.56364.100001750336421&type=1&theater
User avatar #45940 to #45937 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
wait. are you angry at the picture or the comment
#45942 to #45940 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
Look through all of the photos, I hate the poster, I hate people with that kind of mindset.
#45939 to #45937 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
Look through all of those photos
#45928 - leonhardt (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate how this stopped existing.
It was the best show.

Though Valve did say they were looking to get the copyrights for both Megas and Motorcity. So that could be mindbendingly awesome.
User avatar #45941 to #45928 - leonhardt (04/21/2013) [-]
Fuck, I said it wrong.
Just check it out here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13546696770A60260100&page=0

It could be a huge number of things. From hats in TF2, to an actual game for the Steambox. Either way, it's going to be awesome.
User avatar #45972 to #45941 - akkere ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Reminds me of that one greentext story where Gabe Newell is at an E3 and gets the audience hyped up for Half-Life 3. Techno music begins to play, the number "3" is plastered across some presentation screen, and Gabe slides down a pole in spandex.

"Are you ready? For 3- Half Life themed hats now available in the TF2 Mannco Market".
He then proceeds to excrete all over the audience as they cry out in outrage


One of the posts in the link does bring up a moot point; it's not too often a dev will get overexcited about an idea that they post about it on Twitter or a blog post, and all it does is create empty wishes.

That would be a damn shame too, but Valve has been known to pick up small-time developers to expand a major idea; that's what created TF2 and DoTA 2, after all.
#45967 to #45941 - MRGamer ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I could see them creating a tentacle beard in a similar fashion to what the Glorft have naturally for the Heavy, or even better Coop's jacket and shirt. Give the scout and or the Sniper Jamie's hoody (I'd say the hat too but feels a bit too close to the Liquidators Lid). Maybe a few hot rod reskin weapons in Megas style for all classes too with a few minor tweaks.

Still, I'd rather have that game happen on Steam before anything.
User avatar #45902 - stiltsformidgets (04/21/2013) [-]
People who never shut the fuck up about smoking weed.
User avatar #45919 to #45902 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate stoners who say "HUEEHUEHUE SMOKING MARIGUANA ISNT BAD FOR YOU BRAH, ITS JUST A NATURAL HERB. THERE ARE NO REPERCUSSIONS"

#45947 to #45919 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. Reminding them that inhaling smoke into your lungs will do nothing but bad things just seems to fly right over their heads while they talk about the rings of Saturn being made out of ice cream, a conversation they will later use to say that it expands their minds and gives them new perspectives.
User avatar #45930 to #45919 - misticalz (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate people who say it's not a drug.
User avatar #45921 to #45919 - stiltsformidgets (04/21/2013) [-]
I fucking hate that argument against anything, "It's safe because it's natural!" You know what else is natural? Cyanide and bears, but i'm sure they won't harm anyone.
#45985 to #45921 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
Opium is natural, too.
User avatar #45936 to #45921 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
the only thing more natural and dangerous than cyanide and bears is bears who can shoot cyandide claws
User avatar #45911 to #45902 - tehnukecomes (04/21/2013) [-]
at my voluntary job i had to do the coats together with someone who was replacing a friend of mine,he just couldn't shut up about his weed and how dumb his parents were.

worst 2 hours in my life. reason why i quitted it is just people like him.
#45905 to #45902 - hongtonggobblenuts (04/21/2013) [-]
People like this?
User avatar #45908 to #45905 - stiltsformidgets (04/21/2013) [-]
Fucking spot on. What annoys me further is that people expect me to act that way because i smoke weed. I'll be rolling myself a smoke and people would be like "Woah you rolling a fatty? Put a shit load of weed in there and we'll get giggles" No, i just want a nice smoke, not a smoke that turns me into a fucking zombie. Also, people who instantly expect me to be friends with them because they too smoke weed, when in general i can't fucking stand pot smokers.
User avatar #45909 to #45908 - hongtonggobblenuts (04/21/2013) [-]
So people basicially try to shove it down your throat?
User avatar #45920 to #45909 - stiltsformidgets (04/21/2013) [-]
Pretty fucking much. I see them do it to people who don't even smoke weed "YOU SHOULD SMOKE IT MANN YOUR LIFE WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER"
User avatar #45898 - miskwaamiikana (04/21/2013) [-]
I have practice today for 6 hours.
When did I learn this? Yesterday, because my teacher cannot learn how to fucking schedule things. She adds practices to random days, tells everyone the day before, and gets mad when you can't change your plans to come.
#45888 - downtoabsolutezero (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate how bitchy you people get over other websites, especially Facebook and Tumblr.
Every time I see a post whining about it I just picture this scene from Family Guy
User avatar #45878 - tehnukecomes (04/21/2013) [-]
ì hate it when someone is losing an argument and they just don't come with valid points,but with dumb nonsensical insults.
"oh that's why you're single!"
"whatever,it's just that your taste is shit."
"well,your mom..."

if you can't win,stop.
User avatar #45883 to #45878 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
also.

you know what, ive said what i said.

your argument doesnt make sense (without telling you why)

jesus christ

etc. etc.
User avatar #45889 to #45883 - leonhardt (04/21/2013) [-]
My favorite is "Your logic is stupid!" when I use simple math.
User avatar #45890 to #45889 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
"errr ma gerd you just dont understand

"ugh, my argument is better. you can tell by my thumbs up given by my fellow fandom colleges"
User avatar #45892 to #45890 - leonhardt (04/21/2013) [-]
And the classics:

"Lol u got troled"

"lol ur so butthurt"

"Fun fact: I don't even care!"
User avatar #45893 to #45892 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
"luul, i havent got time to deal with a troll"

"ive been trolling you this whole time looool"

"stop being butthurt, youre being butthurt"

*any number of reaction pictures*

User avatar #45863 - misterymisterman (04/21/2013) [-]
I find it hilarious that anyone who ends up arguing with swiftykidd gets showered in green thumbs simply because they disagree with him.
User avatar #45864 to #45863 - herblegerble (04/21/2013) [-]
No, people give out green thumbs because the person arguing has more valid points than "lel scene faggits".
User avatar #45884 to #45864 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
except that wasnt my point at all.

can you read?
User avatar #45885 to #45884 - herblegerble (04/21/2013) [-]
So you were saying that only scene faggots and homeless people were fingerless gloves, but that wasn't your point?
User avatar #45886 to #45885 - swiftykidd (04/21/2013) [-]
yes, that was a point, not "lel scene faggits"

and my other point was scene faggots/punks who blast music at night when people are asleep and are rude to everyone else, are cunts.
User avatar #45865 to #45864 - misterymisterman (04/21/2013) [-]
But that's my point - by virtue of not being swiftykidd their argument is usually much better. I just find it funny that every time he starts arguing, without fail, the board will leap to the red thumb cannons so quickly it's like they've been practicing for it.
#45951 to #45865 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
To be fair, we have had a decent amount of practice. I'd be more worried if we still had difficulty with it.
User avatar #45987 to #45951 - misterymisterman (04/21/2013) [-]
This is true - I suppose the more it happens, the more efficient everyone gets at it.

Also, unrelated, this is the first anon reply I've had since you've all been angry black men, and for a split second I panicked and thought Terry Crews was after me.
#46004 to #45987 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
You would never know if he was, as he would have already caught you.
User avatar #45867 to #45865 - herblegerble (04/21/2013) [-]
Because he makes retarded points. The green thumb means "I agree with you, or you at least make a valid point.". The red thumb means "What the fuck are you talking about?". I guarantee you that if he made a good point once in a while he wouldn't get so many red thumbs.
User avatar #45869 to #45867 - misterymisterman (04/21/2013) [-]
I am aware of this phenomenon. I just find the incredible regularity of it entertaining.
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