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#316846 - princessren (09/08/2014) [-]
could barely sleep last night because I was squirming in pain   
now I don't even know if I can finish my breakfast because it hurts so much to chew   
I better be all better by the time I get home from the doctor, I can't take it anymore   
 inb4 shut up faggot pussy, you have no idea how much it hurts
could barely sleep last night because I was squirming in pain
now I don't even know if I can finish my breakfast because it hurts so much to chew
I better be all better by the time I get home from the doctor, I can't take it anymore
inb4 shut up faggot pussy, you have no idea how much it hurts
User avatar #316940 to #316846 - rokkarokkaali (09/08/2014) [-]
I had my molar out on Saturday and I've been sneezing every once in a while and shit hurts.
User avatar #316849 to #316846 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Did you have wisdom teeth pulled out?
Or have they appeared?
What?
User avatar #316850 to #316849 - princessren (09/08/2014) [-]
my mom asked if it was my wisdom teeth, but...I have no idea what that feels like...my teeth feel fine tho, it's just my ear and like...the part of my head near the ear that hurt
User avatar #316851 to #316850 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Migraines, maybe?
User avatar #316852 to #316851 - princessren (09/08/2014) [-]
no, it is definitely something about my ear, that is where it hurts and it is clogged
User avatar #316855 to #316852 - Darianvincent (09/08/2014) [-]
Your sinuses probably.
User avatar #316853 to #316852 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Super fucked ear infection?
User avatar #316865 to #316853 - princessren (09/08/2014) [-]
pretty much
she looked in my ear and said "yeah it is really infected" and now I have to take these pills for like a week
User avatar #316873 to #316865 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
Did they tell you why it got infected?
User avatar #316892 to #316873 - ferrettamer (09/08/2014) [-]
ear sex
User avatar #316952 to #316892 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
Sounds painful.
User avatar #316854 to #316853 - princessren (09/08/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #316843 - alexanderburns (09/08/2014) [-]
I hate how hard it is for me to be open minded when reading about feminism in my sociology stuff because of the internet's retarded extremes for and against it have created prejudice in me.
User avatar #316960 to #316843 - iwasthepapercut (09/08/2014) [-]
It's done pretty much the same thing with me for black people.
User avatar #316841 - rynkar (09/08/2014) [-]
It really seems like everyone has lost their personal integrity at work.

I work at Walmart, unloading trucks in the back on the general merchandise side. With 8 hour shifts, everything we are supposed to do is done at the max of 6 hours in, so the last 2 usually has us stocking shelves or getting backstock out. But for some reason, gm unloaders are always. ALWAYS. sent to get backstock from the freezer. the problem is. There is a freezer TEAM. They only stock the frozen section, it would stand to reason they should handle their own backstock as well since they usually have 6 or so hours free to do other stuff after they are done stocking the fresh freight.
But when I complain that gm, which never, ever handles frozen food, much less perishable foods, everyone in the backroom tells me that all my complaining will get me fired.
I'm sitting there with a hand to my forehead. If a fucking store fires me for saying something doesn't make sense nor relevant to the fucking job THEY gave me, I won't fucking complain or cry, I will be out of the fucking door with two middle fingers raised to the managers.
But nooo, these adults are so desperate for money, they will fucking bend over and take it in the ass all the while saying 'yes masta, do it again masta, I'll suck your dick for money, masta' rather than say anything negative about how the store is ran and they act like I'm the crazy one.

tl;dr, fuck complacency.
User avatar #316905 to #316841 - thesoulless ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
>walmart
>integrity
User avatar #316839 - ferrettamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Cold showers first thing in the morning blow
User avatar #316833 - Ihazfunkitty (09/08/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/bendingtime/It+s+a+kid+s+show/kkMNLxx/168#168

people who cant cope with a fictional character dying
User avatar #316813 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
Did I go too dark with my text this time?
User avatar #316857 to #316813 - Darianvincent (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm used to reading my names colored text so it's not too bad for me.
User avatar #316844 to #316813 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It's JUST dark enough that it can be slightly more difficult to read.
#316812 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
>the fact that there aren't wireless headsets like this for Xbox one yet, despite having the technology since 2008 or so.

>the fact that I have to be tethered to my controller while watching movies and shit.
User avatar #316814 to #316812 - Shiny (09/08/2014) [-]
I would mock you for buying an Xbox One, but I think owning an Xbox One is grieving enough.
User avatar #316815 to #316814 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Shit's relevant to my interests. you fuckin' sonygger
User avatar #316816 to #316815 - Shiny (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh, please, buying a PS4 would be even worse. At least the XOne seems nice at a glance, the only reason to buy a current generation Sony console is to motivate yourself to argue on internet forums.
User avatar #316818 to #316816 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm gonna get it for the fighting games. And the weird Japanese shit, overall.
User avatar #316838 to #316818 - alexanderburns (09/08/2014) [-]
The Vita is a weeb machine.
You should get one.
User avatar #316866 to #316838 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
It has nothing of my interest.
User avatar #316883 to #316866 - alexanderburns (09/08/2014) [-]
weeb stuff tho
User avatar #316886 to #316883 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
Only five interesting things, though.
User avatar #316992 to #316886 - alexanderburns (09/08/2014) [-]
what kinda casual weeb are you
User avatar #316819 to #316818 - Shiny (09/08/2014) [-]
Be real careful with imports. Some of 'em are literally CP in America.
User avatar #316822 to #316819 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that is the case, but I do not know of most of those games nor do I play them. I get them for Atlus and Arksys stuff. And lately I've been into Compile Heart, who are kind of shit but are shit in a very interesting way. And Tokyo Jungle and Metal Gear and stuff. Y'know, stuff that isn't great and it's more shit often than not, but it's weird and new and interesting.
User avatar #316817 to #316816 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
still though, I've actually enjoyed this thing so far, it's just the headset issue that's bugging me :/
User avatar #316820 to #316817 - Shiny (09/08/2014) [-]
Fair enough. What kinds of games does it even have so far? FPS games must be torture without a mouse.
User avatar #316827 to #316820 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
I never did get the hang of first person on a PC. I remember getting lost in Daggerfall because the screen movement was fucking weird with the mouse.
User avatar #316830 to #316827 - Shiny (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, Daggerfall is also ancient and for an ancient operating system. Nothing beats the feel of a good mouse when playing a first person game, like you're actually aiming a weapon and not just a puppet holding one.
User avatar #316831 to #316830 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I also played Doom and Wolfestein back then, and I did get around better with a D-pad. And then I played Doom 3 in 04 and I felt more comfortable with the controller in other games, like Halo and Battlefield 2.
User avatar #316821 to #316820 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
eh, BF4, Cawaduty Ghosts, Warframe, minecraft (vry kwl), Forza 5, both metro games in the form of metro redux, a few indie games, in two months we're getting the 4 main halo games, Next month we're getting alien: isolation, in two days we're getting destiny, And honestly FPS aren't that hard to play with a controller, hell, i find it much more comfy.
User avatar #316826 to #316821 - Shiny (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm kinda jealous of Ghosts, since the Windows port was really, really bad so everyone plays BO2 still. The Redux versions of the Metro games are a little crappy, though, the graphics are all muddied; the originals on a desktop look unbelievable, man.
User avatar #316829 to #316826 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
eh, my friend's been enjoying the metro games on here, I can't really say my opinion since i haven't played redux, or the metro games in general. Warframe though...Warframe's interesting, it's like a destiny clone, but it's actually a decent clone.
User avatar #316823 to #316821 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
What would you call the 4 main halo games?
User avatar #316824 to #316823 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Anything with John-117 as the protagonist.
User avatar #316825 to #316824 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
See. I would consider Reach more important than 4. If anything 4 feels insular at best, and a different game with the same name and similar art design, to me, anyway.
User avatar #316828 to #316825 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh I do too. But sadly that's not the case, since it's the master chief collection :/. You see, the master chief games count as the main story, whereas Wars, ODST, and reach would be akin to...well...Side quests, despite their importance to the story as a whole.
User avatar #316811 - indulge (09/08/2014) [-]
Sneeze farts.
User avatar #316803 - thebestpieever (09/08/2014) [-]
I really really want to get another tattoo but looking for the right person and setting it up and going through their work and sketches and the cares after are such a pain in the ass.
#316783 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
When you have to go around to find the answer to a single fucking question that no one will fucking answer.

How the fuck do we upload webms and videos now?
Asked phanact. Asked posttwo.
All I got was "It works fine"
No it fucking doesn't.
How the fuck do I do this?
User avatar #316903 to #316783 - atomschlumpf (09/08/2014) [-]
Does it work now? Did you clear your Chrome Cache? Do you have another webbrowser installed with which you could try it out?
#316847 to #316783 - anon (09/08/2014) [-]
Have you tried going on your profile, pressing "upload profile pictures" but then changing the type of content instead?
User avatar #316840 to #316796 - cognosceteipsum (09/08/2014) [-]
I can't laugh at this since I learned the dark secret of subtle Jihad
#316801 to #316796 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
It still works for comments.   
I'm trying to post it as content.
It still works for comments.
I'm trying to post it as content.
User avatar #316788 to #316783 - phanact (09/08/2014) [-]
what uploader is that
1990?
#316791 to #316788 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
I just click the upload button.
User avatar #316845 to #316791 - rokkarokkaali (09/08/2014) [-]
Have you tried just choosing the webm file anyways? Maybe it'll let you upload it.
User avatar #316793 to #316791 - phanact (09/08/2014) [-]
Well it works fine for me, and everyone else
Clear your chrome cache
Try then
If not, report as bug at www.funnyjunk.com/report_bugs
don't go around bitching on stupid boards where people don't give a shit about it when it works for everyone else
WHENEVER IT WORKS FOR EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT YOU THAT MEANS ITS NOT WORKING FOR YOU ONLY AND YOU NEED TO FIX THAT
User avatar #316794 to #316793 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
THAT'S WHY I WAS ASKING PEOPLE HOW TO FIX IT GOSH
User avatar #316795 to #316794 - phanact (09/08/2014) [-]
On the hating board
#316805 to #316795 - fishinyourface (09/08/2014) [-]
you're retarded, and here's why.  leonhardt is very frequent to this board, so chances are many people know him and will help him with this issue.  and he also said he hates something, which is why it's posted on hating.  and here I was wondering why everyone called you a faggot so many times over, it's because you actually are one, mystery fucking solved.
you're retarded, and here's why. leonhardt is very frequent to this board, so chances are many people know him and will help him with this issue. and he also said he hates something, which is why it's posted on hating. and here I was wondering why everyone called you a faggot so many times over, it's because you actually are one, mystery fucking solved.
User avatar #316797 to #316795 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
Yes, because I hate it when you have a simple question that no one will answer, or they just say "No, it isn't like that" even when you show them that "Yes, it fucking is".

If I got a "try clearing your Chrome cache" the first time, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
User avatar #316784 to #316783 - phanact (09/08/2014) [-]
YOU LITERALLY UPLOAD IT RIGHT THERE
AS IF ITS A REGULAR IMAGE OF SOMETHING
HERE WATCH I WILL TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF ME DOING IT
User avatar #316789 to #316786 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm obviously not getting the same screen as you.
The fuck is up?
User avatar #316790 to #316789 - phanact (09/08/2014) [-]
click the upload button on the top left dingusbingus
User avatar #316792 to #316790 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
There is literally no other upload button you pingusawingus
User avatar #316785 to #316784 - leonhardt (09/08/2014) [-]
I already tried that.
I get "Content type unsupported"?
Do we not support webms anymore?
User avatar #316787 to #316785 - phanact (09/08/2014) [-]
Just uploaded it you must be retarded
User avatar #316782 - teoanon ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Doing an essay 11:30 at night because I'm a procrastinating dumbass and waited to the last second
#316807 to #316782 - averagewhitekid (09/08/2014) [-]
Ayy lmao   
I just did the same with my College Algebra   
the only difference is that I didn't finish it at all and I probably have an F right now
Ayy lmao
I just did the same with my College Algebra
the only difference is that I didn't finish it at all and I probably have an F right now
User avatar #316798 to #316782 - majormayor (09/08/2014) [-]
I know that feel.
#316775 - anon (09/08/2014) [-]
I hate that Home Movies/Ed Edd n' Eddy jiggle outline thing
User avatar #316779 to #316775 - hauntzor (09/08/2014) [-]
Fuck you filthy peasant. Squigglevision is the way of the future.
User avatar #316800 to #316779 - majormayor (09/08/2014) [-]
not really
#316778 to #316775 - epicscorpion (09/08/2014) [-]
EEE looks like vomit. It's literally painful to look at.
#316763 - anon (09/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#316765 to #316763 - anon (09/08/2014) [-]
His lips don't match the text at all
#316809 to #316761 - fistfireace (09/08/2014) [-]
Horrible.
Horrible.
User avatar #316804 to #316761 - geothermal (09/08/2014) [-]
That only got worse, and worse and worse... Then it somehow got worse than that...
#316774 to #316761 - epicscorpion (09/08/2014) [-]
That was a crass disrespect of my 2 minutes.

The idiots who made this better have something to say for themselves.
User avatar #316768 to #316761 - iwasthepapercut (09/08/2014) [-]
I can't even get the video to load but maybe that's a good thing
#316769 to #316768 - anon (09/08/2014) [-]
Synopsis: girls go to men's bathroom and look up eachother's skirts
User avatar #316770 to #316769 - iwasthepapercut (09/08/2014) [-]
Quality stuff
#316767 to #316761 - hauntzor (09/08/2014) [-]
I can't believe I watched the whole thing expecting it to get better. It never did.
User avatar #316766 to #316761 - ferrettamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Holy shit I don't think I've seen anything near as bad
User avatar #316764 to #316761 - volero ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
How did that even make it through quality control...?
#316802 to #316764 - fargfive (09/08/2014) [-]
>quality control
>Comedy Central
#316757 - puggerugger (09/08/2014) [-]
I hate how addy just gave me my new favourite image
User avatar #316780 to #316757 - bladeboy (09/08/2014) [-]
Go be autistic somewhere else
User avatar #316752 - puggerugger (09/08/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Design+Poll/text/5287202/5#5

Hey some shitty new shitposter is thumbing down everyone who thumbed him down for being a shitposter!
User avatar #316751 - thesoulless ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
God fucking damn it, why the fuck is it that when I'm sitting around outside, I'm practically ready to fall asleep as I go, but then when I get to my room and try to sleep, I just end up laying awake. I've been trying to sleep for two and a half hours and its getting me nowhere. Fuck, I'm sick of all this shit, I wish I could just die already.
#316749 - fruzzinoid (09/08/2014) [-]
Being called a rapist for pointing out the lack of a female wage gap is the highlight of my evening.
User avatar #316753 to #316749 - ferrettamer (09/08/2014) [-]
Being called a rapist for raping a bitch, filming it and uploading it to the internet is the highlight of my evening.
#316745 - volero ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
One of my friends from high school, mind you he is 21, is hanging out and hitting on girls that are 14 and 15 years old. Last year he was dating an 8th grader (she was 13 or 14). It's kind of fucking creepy.
#316848 to #316745 - gwegw (09/08/2014) [-]
The fuck is with all these pedo's these days?   
Normally I'd say report him but given my own experience  www.funnyjunk.com/hating/300360#300360   www.funnyjunk.com/hating/300623#300623  I know that can be a waste of time.
The fuck is with all these pedo's these days?
Normally I'd say report him but given my own experience www.funnyjunk.com/hating/300360#300360 www.funnyjunk.com/hating/300623#300623 I know that can be a waste of time.
User avatar #316858 to #316848 - nefarian (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't even think going out with someone who's gone through puberty is pedophilia, but I'm still pretty sure it's illegal.
User avatar #316861 to #316858 - gwegw (09/08/2014) [-]
Ephebophilia. That's the word. But pedo is easier to say and more known than ephebo. If that makes sense?
User avatar #316860 to #316858 - gwegw (09/08/2014) [-]
I was using it in legal terms. Here, doing it with someone under 16 (apart from the 1/2 year exception) is classed as a pedo. I know there's another word but I forget it and some people don't know what it means.
User avatar #316748 to #316745 - ferrettamer (09/08/2014) [-]
sounds like a cool dude
#316747 to #316745 - volero ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Also, I think one of my professors gave us the most tedious assignment ever. We have to find 10 trends and basically throw up statistics from other sites onto a paper. It's pointless and doesn't teach anyone shit. If you're a senior, which you have to be to take the class, in college, you already know how to research shit.
Also, I think one of my professors gave us the most tedious assignment ever. We have to find 10 trends and basically throw up statistics from other sites onto a paper. It's pointless and doesn't teach anyone shit. If you're a senior, which you have to be to take the class, in college, you already know how to research shit.
#316737 - iwasthepapercut (09/08/2014) [-]
>dad cancels netflix several months ago for amazon prime   
>streaming service is a joke, basically nothing but a monthly fee for free shipping with amazon   
>dad never uses it for streaming   
>bug him to switch back to netflix forever   
>"Why, it's the same thing"   
>fast forward to a month ago   
>I tell him I'll pay for netflix   
>nearly every day since, he's used it to marathon shitty series and other random mundane shit   
>Hardly even watches it, just has it on in the background while he's on his laptop   
>perpetual rape of bandwidth makes it impossible for me to do anything online with out third-world rate internet connection   
>can't even use netflix   
   
I paid money to fuck myself over.
>dad cancels netflix several months ago for amazon prime
>streaming service is a joke, basically nothing but a monthly fee for free shipping with amazon
>dad never uses it for streaming
>bug him to switch back to netflix forever
>"Why, it's the same thing"
>fast forward to a month ago
>I tell him I'll pay for netflix
>nearly every day since, he's used it to marathon shitty series and other random mundane shit
>Hardly even watches it, just has it on in the background while he's on his laptop
>perpetual rape of bandwidth makes it impossible for me to do anything online with out third-world rate internet connection
>can't even use netflix

I paid money to fuck myself over.
User avatar #316900 to #316737 - atomschlumpf (09/08/2014) [-]
Isn't Amazon Prime a yearly fee?
User avatar #316901 to #316900 - iwasthepapercut (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but he got it like 8 months ago and had no intention of switching. In fact he'll probably still keep it for the free shipping. If I wasn't paying for it we wouldn't and would never have it.
User avatar #316904 to #316901 - iwasthepapercut (09/08/2014) [-]
If I wasn't paying for netflix, that is
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