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#481506 - aoeui
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(33 minutes ago) [-]
why do dogs always shake their heads like this
#481498 - balor
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(3 hours ago) [-]
People who allign use their political ideologies as an identity are literally the worst kind of people.

Now prove me wrong.
#481504 to #481498 - Shiny
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Example?
#481499 to #481498 - balor
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(3 hours ago) [-]
Fuck me, why do I always make the dumbest mistakes when trying to rephrase my sentences.
Ignore the word align. It doesn't belong there.
#481505 to #481499 - aoeui
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(35 minutes ago) [-]
>>#481501,
stop bypassing your block
#481501 to #481499 - masterboll
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(2 hours ago) [-]
delete it and never post it again
#481500 to #481499 - aoeui
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(3 hours ago) [-]
delete it and post it again

everyone deserves second chances
#481492 - huntergriff
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(3 hours ago) [-]
I have never seen something with such a large gap like that.
#481493 to #481492 - aoeui
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(3 hours ago) [-]
what do those symbols mean, I don't like rotten shitmatoes
#481494 to #481493 - huntergriff
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(3 hours ago) [-]
The lower score means it sucks, the higher score means it's good.

The tomatoes or splats are critic ratings and the popcorn is the regular joe(people like you or me)'s rating.
#481495 to #481494 - aoeui
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(3 hours ago) [-]
what is hillary's america? why did they make a movie about her lmao
#481496 to #481495 - huntergriff
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(3 hours ago) [-]
Apparently it's a documentary. "Documentarian Dinesh D'Souza analyzes the history of the democratic party and what he thinks are hillary clinton's true motivations." So...this is probably something the documentor might end up committing suicide by getting shot in the back of the neck twice from two different angles over.
#481502 to #481496 - Shiny
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Knowing the directors, they probably hate Clinton for reasons that have nothing to do with why most people do. D'Souza is a convicted felon for money laundering and Goldberg is a fat retard that calls everyone who disagrees with him a fascist (not an exaggeration).
#481491 - satoasami
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(4 hours ago) [-]
I fucking hate Santa Rosa.

This city has nothing within it that's convenient

My first job was on a farm in Petaluma called Bounty under the PPSC initiative. I worked there for 3 years getting up every day at 5 AM on the dot getting on a bus by 6:30 on a Greyhound by 7 and be at work by 8 then work till 4 and be back by 7:30

I never wanna do this shit again! I just want a low taxing job for a college drop out neet and no one is gonna believe my excuse that corporations are importing in thousands of non English speaking immigrants willing to work for less than minimum wage because it costs too much to hire young white people because the only white people they want need to be 30 and older

This whole college degree meme bullshit needs to fucking stop I am not going to fucking San Fransisco to get a shitty trade job I don't want because it means I have to go back to fucking school to get it

I am 22 years old how the fuck am I in the middle of a Quarter Life Crisis?
#481497 to #481491 - balor
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(3 hours ago) [-]
You can start fixing your problems by, you know, spending time on something that doesn't involve drawing hentai.
#481463 - reallyren
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(7 hours ago) [-]
ripping your hair from their follicles really hurts
#481474 to #481463 - masterboll
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(6 hours ago) [-]
what kind of faggot keeps his hair long?
#481473 to #481463 - aoeui
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(6 hours ago) [-]
why are you doing this shit
#481477 to #481473 - reallyren
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(6 hours ago) [-]
so it doesn't grow back for a really long time
#481478 to #481477 - aoeui
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(6 hours ago) [-]
I meant not using your account
#481480 to #481478 - reallyren
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(6 hours ago) [-]
I can't log into it
#481481 to #481480 - aoeui
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(6 hours ago) [-]
and why is that retard
#481482 to #481481 - reallyren
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(6 hours ago) [-]
I changed the password
#481483 to #481482 - aoeui
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(5 hours ago) [-]
and why did you do that
#481484 to #481483 - reallyren
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(5 hours ago) [-]
because I thought someone hacked it
#481485 to #481484 - aoeui
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(5 hours ago) [-]
why did you think that
#481486 to #481485 - reallyren
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(5 hours ago) [-]
because their was a comment posted under my account that I didn't make
#481487 to #481486 - aoeui
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(5 hours ago) [-]
besides the obvious you just forgot you made it, who else did it
and why are you such a retard for changing the password wrong
#481488 to #481487 - reallyren
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(5 hours ago) [-]
I don't know
#481471 to #481463 - thebestpieever
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(7 hours ago) [-]
You can do it, Renard! Remember: Give me beautiful legs or give me death!
#481464 to #481463 - Elk
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#481465 to #481464 - reallyren
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(7 hours ago) [-]
beauty is pain
#481467 to #481465 - Elk
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(7 hours ago) [-]
You're right. I apologize.
#481454 - Elk
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(8 hours ago) [-]
What's the point of eyes that aren't green? When I realize that someone has brown eyes, I immediately cut them of my life because that's an undesirable trait. Anything else might as well be brown. I guess that you could pass with blue or gray, but it's kind of iffy, and you should probably just get contacts to make them green anyway.
#481472 to #481454 - tvfreakuk
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(6 hours ago) [-]
My eyes are hazel, specifically a blue/brown mix
#481470 to #481454 - ferrettamer
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(7 hours ago) [-]
amber master race
#481468 to #481454 - shibe
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(7 hours ago) [-]
truth
#481459 to #481454 - TheseChocodiles
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(8 hours ago) [-]
I have shark eyes that are a real dull shit colour, i ask people what colour are my eyes and they cant really figure it out, its like a greyish olive, like if disappointment had a colour its the colour of my eyes
#481461 to #481459 - Elk
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(8 hours ago) [-]
Oh, I misread what you said. Durr
#481462 to #481461 - TheseChocodiles
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(7 hours ago) [-]
poop!
#481466 to #481462 - Elk
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(7 hours ago) [-]
I'm really tired. :L

I thought that you were asking what color I think that they are. They look straight up brown, in my opinion.
#481469 to #481466 - TheseChocodiles
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(7 hours ago) [-]
nah they arent even, they used to be hazel then they descending into s h i t e
#481476 to #481469 - masterboll
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(6 hours ago) [-]
we need pics
#481460 to #481459 - Elk
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(8 hours ago) [-]
They're brown.
#481457 to #481454 - reallyren
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(8 hours ago) [-]
blue eyes are best eyes though
atleast that's what my mommy told me
#481458 to #481457 - Elk
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(8 hours ago) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** reallyrentarded
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** reallyrentarded
#481455 to #481454 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(8 hours ago) [-]
My eyes are dark brown
#481456 to #481455 - Elk
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(8 hours ago) [-]
GIF
#481453 - darksideofthebeast
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(10 hours ago) [-]
I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I DON'T WANT TO PLAY I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY EVER SINCE I WAS A TINY BOY I DON'T WANT NO CANDY I DON'T NEED NO TOY I TOOK A STICK AND AN OLD COFFEE CAN I BANG ON THAT THING TIL I GOT BLISTERS ON MY HAND BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY YES, I DO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY THAT'S RIGHT WHEN I GET OLDER THEY THINK I'M A FOOL THE TEACHER TOLD ME I SHOULD STAY AFTER SCHOOL SHE CAUGHT ME POUNDING ON THE DESK WITH MY HANDS BUT MY LICKS WAS SO HOT I MADE THE TEACHER WANNA DANCE AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY HEY, WHY NOT? I DON'T WANT TO PLAY I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I DON'T WANT TO PLAY I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY LISTEN TO THIS EVERY DAY WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK I FEEL SO FRUSTRATED THE BOSS IS A JERK AND I GET MY STICKS AND GO OUT TO THE SHED AND I POUND ON THAT DRUM LIKE IT WAS THE BOSS'S HEAD BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I DON'T WANT TO PLAY I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I CAN BANG THAT DRUM I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I DON'T WANT TO PLAY I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY HEY, YOU WANNA TAKE A BANG AT IT? I DON'T WANT TO PLAY I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I DON'T WANT TO PLAY I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY
#481475 to #481453 - muchname
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(6 hours ago) [-]
as a drummer this pleases me
#481479 to #481475 - masterboll
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(6 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ZxCMSkJIo&index=162&list=FLXwQFtL7W98mF9oiNWTg1SA

i noticed how you didnt specify what kind of drums
#481449 - timmywankenobi
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(11 hours ago) [-]
> Be me yesterday
> decide to stop at comic book store while doing daily jogging

> see new wonder woman on front rack , decide to take a look cause the art is style on the cover is pretty good.

> Wonder woman is PMsing or something , screeching at men across the city over minute things like holding doors open for women when they didn't ask a man to do so

> Suddenly a republican guy with a bolo tie shows up and tells a group of women that the nuclear family format is the most conducive family format for a healthy society. shows them printed out studies that prove his point.

> Wonder woman goes batshit amazonian, beats the crap out of the republican guy.

> Screaming incoherently about "Patriarchy the entire time "

> instead of being horrified all the women around cheer and celebrate wonder woman's savage assault of a unarmed civilian .

> Wonder woman smiles as she wipes the blood off her fists and basically says " That will keep the oppressive patriarchy at bay , but for how long ? "

> insert Bubles.gif somethings fucky here .

> all of my nope, put comic book down walk out of store.

>What the fuck happened to wonder woman ?
#481451 to #481449 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(10 hours ago) [-]
have you seen what they did to my batgirl?
#481490 to #481451 - masterboll
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(5 hours ago) [-]
she looks more realistic on the second one. i like it.
#481489 to #481451 - timmywankenobi
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(5 hours ago) [-]
wtf .
#481442 - Elk
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(13 hours ago) [-]
I hate that I'm gonna be super successful and handsome in a couple of years, and you're all still going to be fat, angry, ugly nerds on the hating board.
#481439 - groundzero
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(14 hours ago) [-]
Women haven't accomplished anything at all. Most women only major in liberal arts trash in college and only work in dead end, menial jobs that pay next to nothing.
Secretary is still the number one job more women are working in than any other: www.dol.gov/wb/factsheets/20lead2010.htm

Women haven't invented anything of any significance, they build nothing and just lounge around all day and shop. 85% of women polled don't even want to work at all and just want to be housewives:

www.forbes.com/sites/meghancasserly/2012/09/12/is-opting-out-the-new-american-dream-for-working-women/#1be33b9d3095

What more proof do you need that feminism failed and now it's all over? Most women don't even want to 'take over' because you're lazy.

Lol Feminists are the most racist asshats in the world! And women initiate violence 70% of the time in a relationship::

newscastmedia.com/domestic-violence.htm

Oh and and women commit adultery twice as much as men:

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1211104/Think-men-unfaithful-sex-A-study-shows-WOMEN-biggest-cheats--theyre-just-better-lying-it.html

women CAN'T take over anything because they don't DO anything and they don't know HOW to do anything and they're LAZY. And women even have horrible management skills, most women are incredibly ignorant of EVERYTHING
That's why only 2% of CEOs are women:

www.investopedia.com/articles/financialcareers/09/top-female-ceos.asp
#481503 to #481439 - Shiny
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Confirmed: Funnyjunk is 90% women
#481448 to #481439 - reallyren
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(12 hours ago) [-]
W-whats wrong with liberal arts :<
#481450 to #481448 - Elk
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(11 hours ago) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** This just about sums it up.
#481440 to #481439 - TheseChocodiles
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(14 hours ago) [-]
just did a quick poll there and turns out 85% of women actually want you dead so dunno how you feel about this but thats the stat
#481447 to #481440 - groundzero
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(12 hours ago) [-]
Lol, they only want me dead? if so I am the safest guy on the fucking planet. These bitches"ll do nothing! LMAO.
#481452 to #481447 - TheseChocodiles
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(10 hours ago) [-]
haha yeah
#481438 - huntergriff
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(14 hours ago) [-]
HA!
#481446 to #481438 - dalokan
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(12 hours ago) [-]
#481434 - balor
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(19 hours ago) [-]
I hate it when someone refuses to acknowledge their privilege,
If you are white you are part of the superior race. Acknowledge that and act accordingly.
#481441 to #481434 - Elk
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(13 hours ago) [-]
Since my spidey-senses are telling me that you're going to get a lot of backlash for this, I'm just going to go ahead and say that I agree 100%.
#481433 - tvfreakuk
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(19 hours ago) [-]
> mention how I kinda hate that I can't see without my glasses, and my eyes get generally worse each year
> "yeah well my friends mam can't even walk; she's in a wheelchair"

Alright, I'll give; that's a hell of a lot worse and I'm grateful I'm not in that situation but I hate this mentality. That doesn't invalidate that it's still a pain in the fucking arse that it it wasn't v for my glasses I'd be fucked. I went a week without my glasses once when I got locked out of my house and it was basically a week "oh oh tripped over that thing, oh oh tripped over this thing, oh whoops and that's another thing"
#481444 to #481433 - stoatsmcgoats
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(13 hours ago) [-]
LASIK won't improve the situation?
#481435 to #481433 - TheseChocodiles
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(19 hours ago) [-]
thats genuinely something i do as a joke, its weird reading about somebody doing that seriously
#481426 - anon
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(19 hours ago) [-]
you're a brainwashed sheep if you don't question things
unless you question anything we tell you, in which case you're also a brainwashed sheep
#481423 - balor
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(20 hours ago) [-]
GIF
I fucking hate when I'm watching Bible Black on TV and my dad calls me a faggot and forces me to turn it off.
Its an entertaining anime. Fucking shit.
Why can't I enjoy things without my fucking father hating on me.
#481436 to #481423 - whathaveyoudone
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(17 hours ago) [-]
kill your family, Johnny
#481417 - anon
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(20 hours ago) [-]
>when you raise a half mast by touching your towel with your dick

Not having masturbating in about 24 hours is a surreal feeling. My dick is actually bigger than five centimeters and i feel attracted to females on the streets. Like, when i have fapped too much the only thing that makes me aroused is surreal wierd shit that i dont want to be asociated with.
#481421 to #481417 - burpy
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(20 hours ago) [-]
24 hours? Shit mate, I need about two or three days of absence before it starts losing control
#481405 - Elk
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(21 hours ago) [-]
You know what's really sad? I don't think that there's a single user that uses this board that I actually like anymore. You should all leave so that the new kids can come in and maybe make the board great again.
#481427 to #481405 - adunsaveme
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(19 hours ago) [-]
#481424 to #481405 - TheseChocodiles
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(20 hours ago) [-]
are we supposed to like each other
#481422 to #481405 - balor
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(20 hours ago) [-]
You hate us, but you will miss us.
#481416 to #481405 - platinumaltaria
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(20 hours ago) [-]
Stop being such a dick to everyone then.
#481418 to #481416 - anon
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(20 hours ago) [-]
I'ver seen him being a dick to anyone wgo does not deserve it btw
#481420 to #481418 - platinumaltaria
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(20 hours ago) [-]
Mate the fucker thinks he's god's gift to the world.
#481443 to #481420 - Elk
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(13 hours ago) [-]
I am God's gift to the world.
#481425 to #481420 - masterboll
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(19 hours ago) [-]
and we all know that only i can really be God's gift to the world
#481431 to #481430 - masterboll
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(19 hours ago) [-]
wow so r00d
#481415 to #481405 - shibe
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(20 hours ago) [-]
does that mean you don't like yourself?



#481398 - imagnetsux ONLINE
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(21 hours ago) [-]
Hitlery For Prison 2016
#481437 to #481398 - TheseChocodiles
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(17 hours ago) [-]
I genuinely don't think I could vote for either. The third option; not voting for a candidate but still putting in a bulletin, should be held as more valuable than it currently is. I mean what are the choices? Vote for a corrupt fake bitch who wants to antogonise Russia or vote for a slimey demagogue who will most likely ruin international relationships.

It's a lesser of two evils game and it's honestly madness.
#481412 to #481398 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(20 hours ago) [-]
celery
#481428 to #481412 - TheseChocodiles
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(19 hours ago) [-]
good work
#481399 to #481398 - Elk
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(21 hours ago) [-]
Hillary is a lovely woman, and I want you to delete this comment.
#481402 to #481399 - bladeboy
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(21 hours ago) [-]
le elk contrarian guy meme face
#481400 to #481399 - imagnetsux ONLINE
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(21 hours ago) [-]
dont worry, Hillary will delete it herself, then threaten me into endorsing her.
#481401 to #481400 - Elk
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(21 hours ago) [-]
She's better than Bernie.
#481406 to #481401 - imagnetsux ONLINE
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(21 hours ago) [-]
i'll believe that when she starts deleting people's student loan debts.
#481407 to #481406 - Elk
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(21 hours ago) [-]
Sanders wasn't deleting student loan debt. He was just disguising it as taxes.
#481396 - thedudeistheman
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(21 hours ago) [-]
>Season finale of a show
>Amazon Video goes down
#481389 - huntergriff
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(23 hours ago) [-]
When shibe deletes his comment and you really wanted to see what he said.
#481408 to #481389 - Elk
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(21 hours ago) [-]
He said that you should kill yourself.
#481409 to #481408 - huntergriff
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(21 hours ago) [-]
Only if you do it first, nigga.
#481410 to #481409 - Elk
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(21 hours ago) [-]
I'm just repeating what shibe said! I might feel that way, but I'm not the one who said it!
#481392 to #481389 - ferrettamer
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(22 hours ago) [-]
he says he hates hating
#481391 to #481389 - shibe
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(23 hours ago) [-]
i was just complaining that i don't get heidegger

it's nothing