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#501740 - dehumanizer
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(1 hour ago) [-]
>when the depression kicks in again
#501737 - Tyranitar
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(3 hours ago) [-]
"All these 'NotMyPresident' people need to grow up. He won, get over it."

So your 8 years of posts about Obama being the Antichrist and how he needs to be impeached and/or assassinated were more mature?
User avatar #501741 to #501737 - dehumanizer
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obama would have never been elected if he were white
#501743 to #501741 - Tyranitar
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Anti-Republican stigma after Bush, combined with the fact that his opponent was posed to be Bush 2.0 with a braindead Alaskan as his running mate, pretty much set a Democratic victory in stone in '08. Obama being half-black was the cherry on top, at best.
User avatar #501745 to #501743 - dehumanizer
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regardless of that, he wouldnt get to be a candidate
User avatar #501733 - geothermal
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(3 hours ago) [-]
>go to play Tank Hunter, an old Pogo game
>runs on java
>i have java installed
>game wont start, firefox says i need a newer version of java
>java says it wont allow me to run web content with an outdated version of java
>java doesnt have any settings to disable that shit
>demands i update
>go to update java
>requires newer version of windows
>trys installing something anyway
>malwarebytes, ccleaner, intel truekey and a google toolbar are now installed

why is oracle allowed to exist?
cunts
User avatar #501731 - enlightednatzie
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(4 hours ago) [-]
Any recomendations of some good shit i can watch on youtube?
User avatar #501735 to #501731 - lobselvith
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(3 hours ago) [-]
The Nutshack; both seasons.
#501747 to #501735 - EdwardNigma
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(41 minutes ago) [-]
Christ on sale I thought there was only one season.
User avatar #501729 - enlightednatzie
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(5 hours ago) [-]
Its hard being so smart, intelligent and insightful when i get recognized for is fart jokes. And now i have diareah which means i have to hold my farts in which is a really uneasy thing to do for me.

Im also really sexy and handsome but thats generally not what women prefer in a man. If that was the case i would be drowning in pussy... Sigh... *farts* Ooops *checks underwear* Oh heck, looks like i need to turn this pair inside out too!
User avatar #501730 to #501729 - enlightednatzie
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And even now i am ignored. Wow.

It really is true isn't it? That we nice guys always finnish last? Thats it. Im shooting up a school.
#501709 - aoeui
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(7 hours ago) [-]
lobselvith has EXACTLY 30 seconds to UNBLOCK ME. I will not TOLERATE any more of this SHIT from her
User avatar #501739 to #501709 - rokkarokkaali
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(2 hours ago) [-]
same
User avatar #501732 to #501709 - enlightednatzie
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(4 hours ago) [-]
So you got friendzoned to huh? *ajusts bandana* I know just how you feel kiddo *jumps up in a tree and dissapear in the fog*
User avatar #501678 - lobselvith
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(9 hours ago) [-]
>Be trying to sleep
>Too cold to sleep
>Get up and put warmer clothes on
>Lie back down
>Discover that I have to pee
>Fuck
>Getting up from bed
>Notice that the light switch from my ceiling fan is swinging back and forth
>Watch it for a minute or two
>It was swinging back and forth, totally linear, every time it starts slowing down a little it picks up momentum
>Decide to grow balls and turn the light on with the switch
>It stops

Whelp, I'm pretty tired, but now I think I'm too spooked to sleep.
User avatar #501744 to #501678 - enlightednatzie
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It probably was the warm air escaping from the floor or something like that. The curtains would move in a similar fashion at my moms house alltought they where right over the radiators.
User avatar #501746 to #501744 - lobselvith
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...But then both switches would have been moving if it was a draft, the switch would have picked back up again after I had touched it if it was just a small breeze. Pretty sure I would have felt it, too.
User avatar #501748 to #501746 - enlightednatzie
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The air works in mysterius ways. Do you have floor heating? Does your bedroom lies on the upper floor? These small air currents caused by heat are so small so we dont feel them but at the same time they manage to do the most outlandish things to curtains and other light materials.
#501701 to #501678 - anon id: 9bf4e904
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hey baby i'd keep you warm at night
but you blocked me
i could be yours truly
and help you to the bath room when you gotta pee
but you're all by yourself hallucinating
when you should be with the great aoeui procreating
User avatar #501702 to #501701 - lobselvith
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(7 hours ago) [-]
Hi, I'm Ray Bingo.
#501704 to #501702 - anon id: 9bf4e904
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ive got a great manhood
but dont blush now baby
i'm gonna lick the cheese from your clitoral hood
your pleasure comes first mlady
feed me the lint from your vagina hole
User avatar #501705 to #501704 - lobselvith
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Hi, I'm Ray Bingo.
#501707 to #501705 - anon id: 9bf4e904
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Kill All the Gays please unblock me, i don't hate you infact i think we are friends
User avatar #501734 to #501707 - lobselvith
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(3 hours ago) [-]
Lol no.
User avatar #501692 to #501678 - dehumanizer
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probably a small earthquake
User avatar #501699 to #501692 - lobselvith
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I'm sure.
User avatar #501690 to #501678 - EdwardNigma
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And I woke up, unable to keep sleeping, because it was too god damn hot.
I can tell when summer is well and truly here when this shit starts.
#501708 to #501690 - anon id: 9bf4e904
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the thing that gets me is when my feet get too hot
idc if I'm sweating but my feet I can't stand it
User avatar #501700 to #501690 - lobselvith
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I've had this issue before, but probably not to your extent. :/ I would probably be bathing in a tub full of ice 27/7 if I lived in Australia.

Fuck extreme heat, fuck extreme cold. I'm not sure which is worse anymore. Sweating makes me feel disgusting and I hate having to do everything while being buried underneath several layers of cotton.
#501659 - baronbrixius
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(11 hours ago) [-]
I hate Steam's review system.
Idiots post memes instead of reviews and boosts mediocre games' ratings because of "lel fahny xd"
User avatar #501657 - enlightednatzie
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I shart my pants
User avatar #501693 to #501657 - dehumanizer
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pppp
User avatar #501697 to #501693 - enlightednatzie
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I think i might be ill. Hopefully it is not the sickness where you puke non stop for 24 hours, can barely sleep eat or drink because i had that a few years ago and it was absolutely terrible.
User avatar #501655 - TheseChocodiles
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i hate when my dog barks in the middle of the night cause i get frightened that its scary people coming to rob the house
#501703 to #501655 - anon id: 9bf4e904
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purchase a gun to defend yourself?
User avatar #501706 to #501703 - aoeui
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wait sorry lmao forgot you're in uk not ireland, go grab a butterknife to defend yourself then, wouldn't want anyone losing their life here no siree haha
User avatar #501728 to #501706 - TheseChocodiles
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lol it does seem a little ridiculous at times but im thankful guns arent easily accessible here
in northern ireland yeah im pretty sure they do, they would have had to during the civil war so i doubt they've been taken away but in england i think its a no
User avatar #501710 to #501706 - TheseChocodiles
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guns are illegal in the south of ireland too
User avatar #501711 to #501710 - aoeui
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what about the west of ireland?
User avatar #501712 to #501711 - TheseChocodiles
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(7 hours ago) [-]
bye
User avatar #501713 to #501712 - aoeui
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???
even in california i can buy a glock
User avatar #501714 to #501713 - TheseChocodiles
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i mean we have guns here but if you arent involved with any paramilitary groups theres no need to have one
User avatar #501715 to #501714 - aoeui
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'no need'
ya ok guv you could at least rephrase that to 'usually no need'
User avatar #501716 to #501715 - TheseChocodiles
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99% of the time there is no need
User avatar #501717 to #501716 - aoeui
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100% of the time there's no need for your bitch ass either but here you are
User avatar #501718 to #501717 - TheseChocodiles
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(7 hours ago) [-]
thats the sweetest thing you've ever said to me
User avatar #501719 to #501718 - aoeui
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what if someone breaks in and you can't call the police? are you just supposed to whistle a tune and chat about the weather while some refugee is raping the shit out of you
User avatar #501720 to #501719 - TheseChocodiles
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what good would a gun do me
i couldnt shoot a gun are you kidding

id just try and hit the person or maybe act really crazy so they feel weird and sort of afraid
or try n get the fuck out
User avatar #501721 to #501720 - aoeui
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why do you think you can't use a gun
do you have any idea how many people and animals your ancestors have killed, and you who their genes have given birth to are saying you "can't" do it when it's justified?
User avatar #501722 to #501721 - TheseChocodiles
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if they were going to kill me i probably could shoot but my hands get super shakey when im deathly afraid
i wouldnt want to kill them though id just shoot at the leg something
but this situation is never happening to me so
User avatar #501723 to #501722 - aoeui
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have you ever watched a police bodycam when they shoot some fucker? they are shaking a lot, obviously it's not easy
rule 1 of guns don't ever shoot someone in the leg you retard, you will go to prison
User avatar #501724 to #501723 - TheseChocodiles
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why would you go to prison if it was self defense?
User avatar #501725 to #501724 - aoeui
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if you are shooting someone in the leg, (clearly) you're not in mortal and immediate danger proving the absolute need for shooting a gun to defend yourself, so you were shooting for fun or to torture them. no warning shots, no shooting in the leg. idk how it works in your country for cops, I'm sure occasionally they shoot lunatics who have guns or knives, but it's probably the same albeit less strict rules cause you guys don't have an epidemic of thugs killing/assaulting cops so they don't have to be on edge as much
User avatar #501726 to #501725 - TheseChocodiles
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oh well shit, i wouldnt want to kill anybody so that sucks
police here do get it sorta rough not as much right now but before during the riots they were badly targetted, they arent super on edge but they know a lot of people in this country dont like the police so i suppose they would be a little
User avatar #501727 to #501726 - aoeui
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i watched this fucking video of a guy with a machete and like 5 UK cops playing tag with him trying to 'subdue' him without shooting him, several times almost getting their arms fucking sliced open and narrowly missing. but at least they didn't shoot a raving mad lunatic who wanted to kill everyone, god bless. do cops there even carry guns?
User avatar #501664 to #501655 - vozel
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maybe he scared the scary men away
User avatar #501672 to #501664 - TheseChocodiles
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his bark makes him sound scary but he's hardly even a dog hes just a needy moving lump
User avatar #501666 to #501664 - ferrettamer
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tbh i don't think that will help her fears
User avatar #501676 to #501666 - TheseChocodiles
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its okay im on a bus now
User avatar #501677 to #501676 - ferrettamer
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Did you take lucky with you
User avatar #501679 to #501677 - TheseChocodiles
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he would stand out in my seminars i think
i think people would notice a big fuck off dog sitting beside me
User avatar #501680 to #501679 - ferrettamer
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Just say he's your seeing eye dog and that he takes notes for you. Tho wtf is a fuck off dog
User avatar #501681 to #501680 - TheseChocodiles
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yeah maybe next year
i dont know exactly tbh its just like a phrase i guess if something is big and undesirable
people say they saw a big fuck off spider quite often
User avatar #501682 to #501681 - ferrettamer
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So you're calling your dog undesirable? Wow that's cold
#501683 to #501682 - TheseChocodiles
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i love him a lot and hes super funny but man he doesnt know personal space and his breath smells and he is constantly casting his hair everywhere
User avatar #501684 to #501683 - ferrettamer
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I think most dogs beat probably smells
User avatar #501686 to #501684 - TheseChocodiles
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yeah but lucky breathes in peoples faces
he sits RIGHT beside you and hes big so he just has to slightly raise his head and you have hot smelly breathe hitting you pow right in the kisser
User avatar #501687 to #501686 - ferrettamer
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I feel you, my dad's dog is similar. Hell try and get on your lap if you let him but he's much too big for that and so if you're sitting beside him hell sometimes just put his head on your shoulder and breath in your face
User avatar #501688 to #501687 - TheseChocodiles
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thats sweet
see it sounds sweet when other dogs do it but luckys too much of a meme
User avatar #501689 to #501688 - ferrettamer
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It's not sweet at all he's an idiot.
User avatar #501685 to #501684 - ferrettamer
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Breath*
User avatar #501667 to #501666 - vozel
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She just has to have a "dangerous" butter knife to defend herself lol
User avatar #501669 to #501667 - bladeboy
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It must suck living in the UNITED KINGDOM, and being a BRITISH person, eh Thesechocodiles
User avatar #501671 to #501669 - TheseChocodiles
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that was like a punch to the stomach, thank you
#501673 to #501671 - bladeboy
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#501675 to #501673 - TheseChocodiles
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#501650 - balor
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I can be out skateboarding, working, or at school and I'll text anyone back within a few seconds.

And they all take hours to fucking reply.
User avatar #501660 to #501650 - baronbrixius
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That's because they don't want to talk to you.
User avatar #501668 to #501660 - balor
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¯_(ツ)_/¯
User avatar #501661 to #501660 - ferrettamer
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);
User avatar #501649 - zeruaargi
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Stop talking to me
#501665 to #501649 - vozel
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You can't tell me what to do.
User avatar #501654 to #501649 - TheseChocodiles
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(11 hours ago) [-]
hey hows the fam
User avatar #501656 to #501654 - zeruaargi
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eh
User avatar #501658 to #501656 - TheseChocodiles
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tell that slut amy i miss her!
User avatar #501738 to #501658 - ferrettamer
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Is this a sonic reference
User avatar #501652 to #501649 - lobselvith
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Okay.
User avatar #501648 - satoasami
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No zeruaargi I don't think you understand

I took the time to even answer your retarded question so you get a retarded answer for it I don't even want a thank you so you don't get to pull that shit considering we've both blocked each other

So fuck you
User avatar #501647 - zeruaargi
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>>#501646, Stop talking to me
User avatar #501646 - satoasami
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To answer your question zeruaargi

I have AmAed the literal autist who created Fallout Equestria which I will refer to extensively as "King Autist" who manipulates other social rejects and losers to his comic because /mlp/ fags have the developmental mental strain of aborted fetuses.
#501640 - bladeboy
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>you have to wait 2 more years for new westworld
#501696 to #501640 - huntergriff
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>I have to wait another year for the next episode of the main saga of star wars.
>I have to wait another year for halo 6
>I have to wait until fall of 2017 until Red Dead Redemption 2 and Star Wars: Battlefront II
>I have to wait 4 more years until meme war II starts.
User avatar #501644 to #501640 - ferrettamer
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>you have to wait until bryan fuller potentially manages to get a deal with netflix, which would be at least 3 years, for new hannibal
User avatar #501645 to #501644 - bladeboy
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>you have to wait 10 years for sex robots
User avatar #501670 to #501645 - teoberry
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its a 5 hour plane ride to me if you ever need it
User avatar #501674 to #501670 - bladeboy
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Honestly, if I run into some money I'll visit you. Maybe we can watch the Flames disappoint us together : )
User avatar #501691 to #501674 - teoberry
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fuck that'd be cool. if im ever in your area in ontario ill hit you up too
User avatar #501638 - ferrettamer
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whenever i click the back button on spotify it finishes the song i'm listening to then after it restarts the album and it's so fucking annoying
User avatar #501637 - aoeui
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User avatar #501635 - TheseChocodiles
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If you were born five years ago how old would you be


how the hell
like this is so stupid
accent warning they are from my part of the world
#501617 - furiousmarshmellow
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>Writing a persuasive speech for Public Speaking class
>Worried that it sounds fearmongery
User avatar #501698 to #501617 - freedomreturns
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I mean scaring the shit out of people can be persuasive.