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#59440
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weakinthecenterr (4 hours ago) [-]
hate: when gifs dont play til the end of the letter captions and leaves you feeling unfulfilled
love: when you go onto a video you made a comment on like a year ago and come back to see your comment as top comment
love: when you go onto a video you made a comment on like a year ago and come back to see your comment as top comment
#59439
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downtoabsolutezero (6 hours ago) [-]
I hate NME. It's no longer a varied music magazine, it's just:
NOEL GALLAGHER EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
BIG UP THIS NEW INDIE GUITAR BAND
WHAT DOES NOEL GALLAGHER THINK OF THIS
SLAM PREVIOUSLY PRAISED INDIE GUITAR BAND
WHAT DOES NOEL GALLAGHER THINK OF THIS
*article on beyoncé to piss off "real music" fans*
OASIS: THE UNTOLD STORY
WHAT DOES NOEL GALLAGHER THINK OF THIS
NOEL GALLAGHER EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
BIG UP THIS NEW INDIE GUITAR BAND
WHAT DOES NOEL GALLAGHER THINK OF THIS
SLAM PREVIOUSLY PRAISED INDIE GUITAR BAND
WHAT DOES NOEL GALLAGHER THINK OF THIS
*article on beyoncé to piss off "real music" fans*
OASIS: THE UNTOLD STORY
WHAT DOES NOEL GALLAGHER THINK OF THIS
#59437
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tvfreakuk (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm sick of all these sudden debates on FB about the stabbing of a soldier in London.
Rather than it just be a horrible thing that's happened, everyone is like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THAT SORT IN OUR COUNTRY! THEY WANT SHARIA LAW BLAH BLAH! DON'T RESPECT OUR RULES!"
And yeah, there are many, many Muslims all over the country that can be like this (I saw a part of a documentary about a girl coming back to her hometown where a lot of the Muslim community now lives, and there was this big protest about how a Muslim woman was arrested in the investigation because of her husband being a part of a terrorist attack. All the protesters were saying was that the British law is wrong, and they'll only follow Islamic law, and that everyone who follows and implements British law should "burn in hell"
Yes, I hate these guys for the message they are trying to give, because... Well it's just stupid.
But every single time there is an attack like what has happened in London, it sparks some kind of rage towards all non-Christian and foreign people living here in Britain, and it's like the people seem to think that white, British people just do nothing wrong at all.
White man rapes a girl: "What a disgusting person"
Muslim man rapes a girl: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THEM IN OUR COUNTRY, THEIR LAWS SAY THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO RAPE BLAH BLAH!"
I'm just like, dude... I don't give a fuck about your hate right now. It's a horrible thing that's happened, and there will be a family out their currently grieving, and it's just awful; but not every fucking thing revolves around this issue of the government "catering to Muslims" and shit.
Rather than it just be a horrible thing that's happened, everyone is like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THAT SORT IN OUR COUNTRY! THEY WANT SHARIA LAW BLAH BLAH! DON'T RESPECT OUR RULES!"
And yeah, there are many, many Muslims all over the country that can be like this (I saw a part of a documentary about a girl coming back to her hometown where a lot of the Muslim community now lives, and there was this big protest about how a Muslim woman was arrested in the investigation because of her husband being a part of a terrorist attack. All the protesters were saying was that the British law is wrong, and they'll only follow Islamic law, and that everyone who follows and implements British law should "burn in hell"
Yes, I hate these guys for the message they are trying to give, because... Well it's just stupid.
But every single time there is an attack like what has happened in London, it sparks some kind of rage towards all non-Christian and foreign people living here in Britain, and it's like the people seem to think that white, British people just do nothing wrong at all.
White man rapes a girl: "What a disgusting person"
Muslim man rapes a girl: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LET THEM IN OUR COUNTRY, THEIR LAWS SAY THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO RAPE BLAH BLAH!"
I'm just like, dude... I don't give a fuck about your hate right now. It's a horrible thing that's happened, and there will be a family out their currently grieving, and it's just awful; but not every fucking thing revolves around this issue of the government "catering to Muslims" and shit.
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N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
I hate how fucking every religious building and shit can get Tax Exempt, but yet if I pull the old my Body is a spiritual temple shit, it's my religion they just say no not good enough.
i hate how bad i am at maths, it makes me feel so fucking depressed and if i ever try to talk about it with some people they act like i am some brain dead retard. and whenever i actually try to commit myself to it i just cant pay attention.
When people say "Google it"
Or use the godawful "Let Me Google That For You" thing.
Faggot, I asked you so I could get your input on it as well.
But go ahead and a passive aggressive cunt.
I'm sure you have tons of friends.
Or use the godawful "Let Me Google That For You" thing.
Faggot, I asked you so I could get your input on it as well.
But go ahead and a passive aggressive cunt.
I'm sure you have tons of friends.
#59429
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N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4603071/You+hate+me+now/
Every goddamn time this stupid weaboo bullshit is posted, it gets showered in thumbs and filled with replies saying "OMG SO SAD Y U DO DIS"
Fucking stop. I don't give a shit about your retarded anime. Stop shoving up everyone's ass.
Every goddamn time this stupid weaboo bullshit is posted, it gets showered in thumbs and filled with replies saying "OMG SO SAD Y U DO DIS"
Fucking stop. I don't give a shit about your retarded anime. Stop shoving up everyone's ass.
I fucking hate past me. He's such a god damned dickhead. All he ever does is procrastinate and look at the Internet. He could be doing his work but he;'s on goddamned Funnjunk all the time. Future me probably thinks present me is an ass for saying this but all he knows is slightly more information than me. Nerd.
This is some comment I read a while back that some anon made.
"I hate him so fucking much. Michael Cera, that is. His face reminds me of a bird. His nose is a fucking beak. His eyes are so close together too and his eyebrows? Nonexistant. His mouth reminds me of an RPG that lets you customize your character's facial structure, where you mistakenly lower the lips too much."
"I hate him so fucking much. Michael Cera, that is. His face reminds me of a bird. His nose is a fucking beak. His eyes are so close together too and his eyebrows? Nonexistant. His mouth reminds me of an RPG that lets you customize your character's facial structure, where you mistakenly lower the lips too much."
I hate when they pick the worst voice actors to dub Asian movies.
Donnie just isnt as bad ass when he's supposed to sound angry, but is dubbed by a suburban, whit dad who is warning his son about smoking.
Donnie just isnt as bad ass when he's supposed to sound angry, but is dubbed by a suburban, whit dad who is warning his son about smoking.
I hate how fucking retarded my school is. To get in the weight room I had to first sign a form to get in at the beginning of the year, no big deal right? wrong. I've had to sign another form, then sign another one and then get a sticker on my sticker card that shows I have had all these signs filled out and approved. Then I have to bring that card in every single day. It doesn't matter how many times the teachers have seen you before, you need that STUPID FUCKING ORANGE STICKER.
Private school master race.
just kidding
>every building (4 in total) are shit
>every piece of sports equipment is deflated or shit
>changeroom smells consistently of urine
>going to the grassy area outside at lunch is considered off campus (it's not)
>eight options for high school (the 3 sciences, ELA, french, latin, spanish, econ, psychology)
>teachers obviously had to bride to pass the teaching examine
>spend too much time with the opposite sex and teachers get concerned
thank God this is my last year there
just kidding
>every building (4 in total) are shit
>every piece of sports equipment is deflated or shit
>changeroom smells consistently of urine
>going to the grassy area outside at lunch is considered off campus (it's not)
>eight options for high school (the 3 sciences, ELA, french, latin, spanish, econ, psychology)
>teachers obviously had to bride to pass the teaching examine
>spend too much time with the opposite sex and teachers get concerned
thank God this is my last year there
I couldn't get past the outside part. I hate it when schools do that. The weird thing about mine is that I have no idea what they do with their money. They get at least $200,000 from admissions, plenty more from fundraisers, yet they spend nothing on us. For the ~150 students in my building, we have 10 laptops.
Don't get me started on the changerooms
They constantly smell like feces, and urine because the kids that go to my school are disgusting. It also smells like B.O. curry and axe body spray. Because the brown kids and black kids think that drenching yourself in it will make all the white women love them.
The interior also is disgusting. Spray paint, sharpies, deoderant smeared on the wall, paper towel and soap pasted onto the wall. The fucking soap dispenser is ripped off the wall because so many kids in my school are fucking idiots.
It is also humid as fuck in there. Even though this is the schools first fucking of opening, brand new everything, THEY DON'T FUCKING USE AIR CONDITIONING
Also last year, Instead of buying new computers, or new sports equipment my school spent it on a fucking helicopter rental so we could make a "cool" video. Honestly I think I could run my school better than my principals can.
They constantly smell like feces, and urine because the kids that go to my school are disgusting. It also smells like B.O. curry and axe body spray. Because the brown kids and black kids think that drenching yourself in it will make all the white women love them.
The interior also is disgusting. Spray paint, sharpies, deoderant smeared on the wall, paper towel and soap pasted onto the wall. The fucking soap dispenser is ripped off the wall because so many kids in my school are fucking idiots.
It is also humid as fuck in there. Even though this is the schools first fucking of opening, brand new everything, THEY DON'T FUCKING USE AIR CONDITIONING
Also last year, Instead of buying new computers, or new sports equipment my school spent it on a fucking helicopter rental so we could make a "cool" video. Honestly I think I could run my school better than my principals can.
Oh, and why is the school system such a little bitch about everything nowadays. We were playing hockey and here's a list of things not allowed
-Slap shots......IN FUCKING HOCKEY
-No tennis balls, hard balls, hockey pucks. Just a stupid fucking soft ball that has no power behind it
-No raising your stick above your waist
-Players should be wearing fucking GOGGLES to protect their eyes, luckily are gym teachers doesn't follow this one
-No contact of any kind....once again in FUCKING HOCKEY
-Slap shots......IN FUCKING HOCKEY
-No tennis balls, hard balls, hockey pucks. Just a stupid fucking soft ball that has no power behind it
-No raising your stick above your waist
-Players should be wearing fucking GOGGLES to protect their eyes, luckily are gym teachers doesn't follow this one
-No contact of any kind....once again in FUCKING HOCKEY
And another thing
Why is the school so sensitive about everything? My friend got a 3 speech from a teacher because he said the word " fag ". You can also get in trouble for calling someone black from some self righteous teachers, while calling me white is A-OKAY.
Also if you do anything to the clearly gay kids in school you will get in trouble for doing it because he's gay, totally not because he's a annoying raging faggot who doesn't shut the fuck up, and if you don't share his beliefs you're wrong.
Same with any other kind of race except white people. If you get in a fight with a black or brown kids it's because they're black or brown. Not because they're annoying as fuck and constantly try to start shit with every white kid, because they know they can get away with it.
Why is the school so sensitive about everything? My friend got a 3 speech from a teacher because he said the word " fag ". You can also get in trouble for calling someone black from some self righteous teachers, while calling me white is A-OKAY.
Also if you do anything to the clearly gay kids in school you will get in trouble for doing it because he's gay, totally not because he's a annoying raging faggot who doesn't shut the fuck up, and if you don't share his beliefs you're wrong.
Same with any other kind of race except white people. If you get in a fight with a black or brown kids it's because they're black or brown. Not because they're annoying as fuck and constantly try to start shit with every white kid, because they know they can get away with it.
Ontario's also fucking retarded for schooling.
They shut down all extra curricular for like 5 fucking months. Meaning I lost my wrestling season ( which I was going to do really well in ) so there goes my cardio and strength building.
The lockout also meant the basket ball players left the season going 4-0 un defeated, making them think they're the greatest sports team to ever bless our school.
WELL GUESS WHAT FUCKERS, THE WRESTLING TEAM HAS WON OUR REGIONS WRESTLING TOURNAMENT FOR 30+ YEARS IN A ROW
WEVE ALSO SET PROVINCIAL RECORDS
They shut down all extra curricular for like 5 fucking months. Meaning I lost my wrestling season ( which I was going to do really well in ) so there goes my cardio and strength building.
The lockout also meant the basket ball players left the season going 4-0 un defeated, making them think they're the greatest sports team to ever bless our school.
WELL GUESS WHAT FUCKERS, THE WRESTLING TEAM HAS WON OUR REGIONS WRESTLING TOURNAMENT FOR 30+ YEARS IN A ROW
WEVE ALSO SET PROVINCIAL RECORDS
The guy are school is based off of is almost like a godlike figure in our school. They took all our faces and combined them so they look like his. They should of asked us if we wanted to be fused into a giant knob before hand.
If you say anything bad about him around the preps or the staff members you get treated like you just slaughtered their mothers infront of them.
TL;DR MY SCHOOL AND THE ONTARIO SCHOOLING SYSTEM BLOWS MASSIVE DICK
If you say anything bad about him around the preps or the staff members you get treated like you just slaughtered their mothers infront of them.
TL;DR MY SCHOOL AND THE ONTARIO SCHOOLING SYSTEM BLOWS MASSIVE DICK