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#131 - notannonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
They discovered the seeeeeecret
They discovered the seeeeeecret
User avatar #141 to #131 - jacksontp (07/07/2012) [-]
"im not even a rapper"
#129 - kalimah (07/07/2012) [-]
i know that was a joke but....took me by surprise....   
...now....now i dont know if its true or not.....
i know that was a joke but....took me by surprise....
...now....now i dont know if its true or not.....
User avatar #123 - supermegasherman (07/07/2012) [-]
i refer to my ex girlfriend as a cunt. what does that make me?
User avatar #124 to #123 - theguywithnopants (07/07/2012) [-]
A dick, but since you are broken up. A pussy, You are what you eat. :)
#127 to #124 - choclategum (07/07/2012) [-]
I like my pussy with a side of tartar sauce.
I like my pussy with a side of tartar sauce.
User avatar #125 to #124 - supermegasherman (07/07/2012) [-]
nah we never fucked. would have regretted it. she was overly attached. dated for 2 months. she wanted to get married. I'm not even out of fucking high school. all of my nope
#126 to #125 - theguywithnopants (07/07/2012) [-]
It's called hit and run!
User avatar #135 to #126 - supermegasherman (07/07/2012) [-]
then all of a sudden she broke up with me and blocked me on facebook. her friend was a cunt too. double cunt. she was a crazy ass bitch. glad to be out of that
User avatar #130 to #126 - supermegasherman (07/07/2012) [-]
but she clung! she would not stop texting me. like she had nothing better to do with her life. seriously. i would like to play video games without having 17 unopened messages
User avatar #134 to #130 - theguywithnopants (07/07/2012) [-]
Not to be a creep but send pics, if she was ugly I could see your point but if she was hot, well you better hook back up. And why didn't you just suggest texting less, make shit up, "I'm behind on my phone bill and if you keep texting me like this they'll disconnect my phone completely."
User avatar #136 to #134 - supermegasherman (07/07/2012) [-]
i can send pics if i can get to a friend of her's. and i'm only 17 i couldn't pull that lie off
User avatar #138 to #136 - theguywithnopants (07/07/2012) [-]
My mom complained?
User avatar #140 to #138 - supermegasherman (07/07/2012) [-]
that probably would have worked. if you want her she's pretty much always dtf so give it a shot
#143 to #140 - theguywithnopants (07/07/2012) [-]
I wouldn't tap it, good move. Reason she was clingy, Asians.
User avatar #144 to #143 - supermegasherman (07/07/2012) [-]
she had nice legs in video chat if that counts for anything
#146 to #144 - theguywithnopants (07/07/2012) [-]
YFW you bang her
User avatar #147 to #146 - supermegasherman (07/07/2012) [-]
dude she kept trying to sext me when i was playing ps3. no one interrupts video games. no one
User avatar #151 to #147 - holycrapimacupcake (07/07/2012) [-]
Find yourself a normal girl.
User avatar #332 to #151 - supermegasherman (07/09/2012) [-]
thats the plan
#119 - romdadon (07/07/2012) [-]
finally they understand
finally they understand
#118 - bummerdrummer (07/07/2012) [-]
guise listen.

the chicken crossing the road joke.

"to get the other side" is a double meaning for the afterlife.

I WENT 19 YEARS WITHOUT REALIZING THIS.
User avatar #120 to #118 - imnotironman (07/07/2012) [-]
So a kfc truck ran him over?
User avatar #114 - smokedmeatlog (07/07/2012) [-]
that just proves they're not fully evolved
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#112 to #109 - allnamesexist (07/07/2012) [-]
**allnamesexist rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at EURO2012 **

mfw I removed the picture because it was horrifying as fuck
User avatar #128 to #112 - OMGChrisHansen (07/07/2012) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #150 to #128 - albertjester (07/07/2012) [-]
pony naughtyness.
#115 to #112 - albertjester (07/07/2012) [-]
your having no luck today, are you?
#101 - jakekel (07/07/2012) [-]
Implying niggers are capable of complex thought.
Implying niggers are capable of complex thought.
#105 to #101 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]
implying all black men are niggers
#113 to #105 - jakekel (07/07/2012) [-]
Black men don't say dawg. It should say nigger.
NIGGER.
#116 to #113 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]
lolwut i know many regular non-niggery black men who say dawg. they may not say it all the time for every interaction. but they do say it.
User avatar #110 to #105 - zaperzero (07/07/2012) [-]
Implying that non-nigger african americans refer to one another as dawg.
#98 - iwalkudie (07/07/2012) [-]
Genius, pure genius
Genius, pure genius
#97 - mojotion (07/07/2012) [-]
**mojotion rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Trollollol ** Look how nice OP is, he said black men instead of niggers. HFW he is like a sir
#95 - denbaby (07/07/2012) [-]
He figured us out!
#94 - tacblack (07/07/2012) [-]
It does make sense!
It does make sense!
#93 - Pacboy (07/07/2012) [-]
Black Men? I believe you meant another word.
#103 to #93 - realyboredguy (07/07/2012) [-]
Indeed. Afro-American.
#100 to #93 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]
Black young men. Using "nigger" ain't cool, brah.
#121 to #100 - N. Korean citizen (07/07/2012) [-]
But it's fucking hilarious to say.
also, if the captcha code is math, how do niggers type comments?
User avatar #139 to #121 - meganinja (07/07/2012) [-]
steal asians
#92 - lukeharris **User deleted account** (07/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#91 - derpycheezenizle (07/07/2012) [-]
Actually, they refer to them as "bitches", because when Shakespeare coined the phrase "Son and heir, of a mongrel bitch", (often shorted to "son of a bitch") the "bitch" referred to the persons mother to being a dog. So when a black man says "I fucked a bitch", the person may ask who. And the black man would say "yo' mamma, you son of a bitch"

tl;dr, It came from "son of a bitch".
#90 - rayzalkick (07/07/2012) [-]
Holy crap that's brilliant!
Holy crap that's brilliant!
#88 - spatulaman ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
It all makes sense now! Finally!!!
#86 - archgamers (07/07/2012) [-]
Nice job
Nice job
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