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#35 - epie ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
i think we found our cast for a new season guys....
User avatar #34 - fluffypuffyluna (07/05/2012) [-]
I really want to make Kay laugh and laugh and laugh, on the edge of a tall building.
#33 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
u forgot 1

"the girl with no emotion"
User avatar #231 to #33 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
*the girl who can cure cancer with her smiles
User avatar #32 - kinglobster (07/05/2012) [-]
suddenly, everyone on funnyjunk has at least one of these conditions
#28 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
What? My skin does that when i get in water as well :/ Does that mean i'm allergic to it?
#25 - loulougia (07/05/2012) [-]
Can't stop orgasming?
#52 to #30 - fuckyoualll **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
This is now a manslayer thread
This is now a manslayer thread
#76 to #52 - thefasrdog ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
Lol,k.
Lol,k.
User avatar #294 to #76 - loulougia (07/05/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#24 - readytofire (07/05/2012) [-]
i'm allergic to water too like Ashleigh Morris, but i don't get it as bad as she does it's a little weird to explain to people lol
User avatar #21 - logiblack (07/05/2012) [-]
I can't get fat too.
It's pretty nice, but I'm a little bit skinny.
If I wanted to get fat, I would have to eat pig-enzymes.
Since I'm not doing it I can eat whatever I want, 'cause a pirate is free.
User avatar #29 to #21 - fishtacos ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
I'm like that too. According to my family history, though, that'll go away once I hit 35 years old or so. Then I'm gonna have to watch what I eat or I'll get fat.
User avatar #22 to #21 - gildemoono ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
same, while everyone else celebrates when they get down to a certain weight, i threw a fucking party when i finally hit 150.
User avatar #23 to #22 - awesomeunicorn **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
same here
User avatar #101 to #23 - logiblack (07/05/2012) [-]
We all are something special different from other people... we should totally form a secret society.
How about... Y-Men?
#20 - smokedmeatlog ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
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has sex with Sara Karmen

she doesnt orgasm
User avatar #382 to #20 - thereactionfolder (07/05/2012) [-]
Thats just awesome.
User avatar #918 to #382 - dubzzzz (07/06/2012) [-]
Your username is thereactionfolder, yet you didn't reply with an image... wat
User avatar #1048 to #918 - thereactionfolder (07/06/2012) [-]
¯(o_0)/¯
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User avatar #19 - winterconcerten (07/05/2012) [-]
I must say, I thumbed for the dog haha
#18 - sanedraned (07/05/2012) [-]
>mfw i know Wim Hof's son
#11 - slughy (07/05/2012) [-]
That moment when I can relate to the guy that can't get fat, I've barley gotten a pound on this body (180cm tall, male) since I was 12 (18 now). Diet consists mainly of kebab, pizza, burgers, meatballs and pasta.
That moment when I can relate to the guy that can't get fat, I've barley gotten a pound on this body (180cm tall, male) since I was 12 (18 now). Diet consists mainly of kebab, pizza, burgers, meatballs and pasta.
User avatar #31 to #11 - unholyalchemist **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
Same things happens to two of my cousins (27 and 16)
#27 to #11 - readytofire (07/05/2012) [-]
same here i'm 177cm tall male i've stayed at 150 lbs for a year and a half when i've been eating over 5000 calories a day
User avatar #16 to #11 - frohtastic (07/05/2012) [-]
wait till you turn 21.
after that the metabolism slowly goes slower :q
#13 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
lol dude, that is like the exact description of me.
User avatar #9 - spycheckingpyro (07/05/2012) [-]
OP

the guy who can't stop sucking dicks
#639 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (07/06/2012) [-]
OP   
   
the faggot   
(PS: look at the gif)
OP

the faggot
(PS: look at the gif)
#7 - iFail (07/05/2012) [-]
Fixed.
#629 to #7 - snufullahfahgess (07/06/2012) [-]
Time to get funny.
Time to get funny.
User avatar #6 - doomed ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
huh the girl that faints when she laughs. Guess she will be safe on funnyjunk.
#1038 to #6 - deadinferno (07/06/2012) [-]
Outstanding.....
#1012 to #6 - starrkkun (07/06/2012) [-]
You. I fucking like you.
#1001 to #6 - mcstorms (07/06/2012) [-]
I offer you my funniest gif
I offer you my funniest gif
User avatar #969 to #6 - ascian (07/06/2012) [-]
5 hours to get this to 1000.
#961 to #6 - betterguygreg (07/06/2012) [-]
If this gets to a thousand green thumbs, I'll... I'll.... Draw a picture of a potato!
#1049 to #961 - betterguygreg (07/06/2012) [-]
It took quite a while, but god damn did I draw a potato
User avatar #1044 to #961 - yaarun (07/06/2012) [-]
DELIVER!
User avatar #810 to #6 - thedungeonmaster (07/06/2012) [-]
You won, everyone else can stop trying now.
#784 to #6 - dunamfifteen (07/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, good sir, to document your landslide of a successful comment
#689 to #6 - auesis (07/06/2012) [-]
She'd better avoid the comments section.
She'd better avoid the comments section.
#618 to #6 - mylazy (07/06/2012) [-]
Not one of the posts in response to this one had a negative number of thumbs. Will this be the first?
#1029 to #618 - jgk **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
you are right.
#1045 to #1029 - mylazy (07/06/2012) [-]
Sometimes I hate being right.
#1046 to #1045 - jgk **User deleted account** (07/06/2012) [-]
lol :D
#898 to #618 - grimbaker (07/06/2012) [-]
well lets ask the audience
well lets ask the audience
#1008 to #898 - burnzart (07/06/2012) [-]
Awww shit CANADA!
#607 to #6 - hydromatic (07/06/2012) [-]
Now hold up just a seco-







Naah, you're right.
#535 to #6 - sonnyboii (07/06/2012) [-]
**sonnyboii rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at My compliments to the cook **Oh my lawd so true +1+1+1
#510 to #6 - slashendrix (07/05/2012) [-]
i laughed at this so hard i fainted
i laughed at this so hard i fainted
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User avatar #62 to #6 - fukkendragonite (07/05/2012) [-]
But that comment was funny....

So it's an endless paradox now...
User avatar #113 to #62 - whiteniggers ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
Or she just laughs and faints.


Or it's an endless paradox, yeah.
User avatar #188 to #113 - fukkendragonite (07/05/2012) [-]
But the funny makes it no longer safe for her. Meaning that his statement is no longer true and no longer funny, which means she's safe now so the statement is true again etc...

Funny=not safe
Not true=not funny=safe

Joke says it's safe---Funny---Now not safe because joke was funny---Joke is no longer true because she wouldn't be safe---joke is no long funny---now safe--- joke is now true---joke is now funny---repeat.....
#717 to #278 - ericmetalero (07/06/2012) [-]
A7X heck yeah!!
A7X heck yeah!!
#1040 to #717 - fukkendragonite (07/06/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah Sevenfold :D
User avatar #3 - woonanon (07/05/2012) [-]
I can't get fat and I don't sleep.

What do I win?
User avatar #14 to #3 - monotuei ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
Anal sex.
User avatar #26 to #14 - woonanon (07/05/2012) [-]
Oh boy my favorite.
User avatar #2 - zoef (07/05/2012) [-]
i..may be allergic to water as well.
after it rains hard or i take a shower i get those kind of spots on my body too (they're gone 15-30 min after the shower though)
am i special now?
User avatar #12 to #2 - pshermanwallabyway (07/05/2012) [-]
me tooo buddy
#4 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
If you can count to potato then yes, you're special.
User avatar #5 to #4 - zoef (07/05/2012) [-]
how about counting to tomato?
#10 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
You are to know that it's possible that you're allergic to water. It's actually quite common compared to all the other stuff in this comp. Just on a side notice,- A friend of mine suffers from Aquagenic urticaria.
#1 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
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you forgot source
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