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#101 - iamjustheretoroll has deleted their comment [-]
#95 - jigglebilly (07/04/2012) [-]
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Who am I kidding, of course you don't"

"Bitch do you know who I am?"
#407 to #95 - bwarexsniper (07/05/2012) [-]
yesterday that happened. i ended up saving and murdering him and anyone who attacked then i saved again...
User avatar #100 to #95 - bigbaddrag (07/04/2012) [-]
or the mage guy in dragonhold telling you to go to the college of winterhold, even when you're the archmage of the place
#98 to #95 - steavo (07/04/2012) [-]
I never really understood that guy...so I killed him.
#94 - headkicker (07/04/2012) [-]
Such a let down towards the end.
Harbinger, Listener, Guildmaster and then just... Member.
I found it funny :D
#92 - thechosentroll (07/04/2012) [-]
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Reminds me of when I was playing Oblivion:

>Arena grand champion
>Archmage of the mages guild
>Listener for the Dark Brotherhood
>Head of the fighters' guild
>Grayfox, master of the thieves' guild
>Guy who singlehandedly stole a freaking elder scroll
>Hero of Kvatch
>Saved the ******* world
>Closed all oblivion gates.
>Madgod (shivering isles). Yes, a ************* god!

Accidentaly take something when I try to talk to a merchant.
"Hold it right there criminal scAAAAAAH!" FIREBALL IN YO FACE!

God I wish there were a title "Guardslayer"
User avatar #96 to #92 - thechosentroll (07/04/2012) [-]
It was worth it, though, as long as I got to torture the annoying fan or try and build a corpse pile up Whitegold tower.
#90 - nofailhoney (07/04/2012) [-]
he says milk-drinker, because there is a group of 3 different fine types of beer that are supposed to be really good that you cant drink, Cliff Racer, Velvet le Chance, and White-Gold Tower.
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#339 to #90 - daytoday **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #90 - sgc (07/04/2012) [-]
they are potions.
do they kill you when you drink em or?
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#343 to #108 - daytoday **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #414 to #343 - sgc (07/05/2012) [-]
they go into the potion tab.
User avatar #89 - hhhhhhhh (07/04/2012) [-]
There should be a game where you actually get respect when you get titles, not the same comments
User avatar #88 - antichrister (07/04/2012) [-]
THIS
#87 - Wingbuster (07/04/2012) [-]
Just gotta say, I appreciate a good Skyrim post in the midst of all this Fallout.
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#79 - thekracken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #85 to #79 - GReaped (07/04/2012) [-]
nah dude thats a retex on the PC
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#340 to #85 - thekracken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #78 - sweener (07/04/2012) [-]
I started a new character. Penis is his name. Dragonborn Penis, master of the thu'um!
#82 to #78 - coxville (07/04/2012) [-]
I bet you like that Unrelenting Force shout...
#76 - mr skeltal (07/04/2012) [-]
>Be the same titles as this guy
>ride Shadowmere down path, full daedric armor and weapons.
>Idiotic orc starts talking **** ...
>Beginning of fight: It will be easier to steal your gold when you're DEAD!
>End of fight (10 seconds later...): I CANNOT BEST YOU :_(
#75 - Nihatclodra (07/04/2012) [-]
>Dragonborn   
>Archmage of the College of Magic   
>Harbinger of the Companions   
>Listener of the Dark Brotherhood   
>Thieves' Guild Master   
>Nightingale   
>Hero of the Stormcloaks   
>Dawnguard   
>Thane of Every City in Skyrim   
>Holder of every Daedric Artifact in Skyrim   
>Holder of the Elderscroll   
>Speaker of every possible Thu'um   
>Caster of every possible spell   
>100 every skill   
>Every achievement   
>Cleared every cave   
>Cleared every camp/village   
>Killed every Dragonpriest and gained their masks   
>Killed every named dragon possible, including Alduin the World Eater   
>Have strongest possible gear   
>Completed every non-infinite quest   
   
"So what do you do, Fetch the mead?"   
   
>Hurler of Guards over the Spine of the World
>Dragonborn
>Archmage of the College of Magic
>Harbinger of the Companions
>Listener of the Dark Brotherhood
>Thieves' Guild Master
>Nightingale
>Hero of the Stormcloaks
>Dawnguard
>Thane of Every City in Skyrim
>Holder of every Daedric Artifact in Skyrim
>Holder of the Elderscroll
>Speaker of every possible Thu'um
>Caster of every possible spell
>100 every skill
>Every achievement
>Cleared every cave
>Cleared every camp/village
>Killed every Dragonpriest and gained their masks
>Killed every named dragon possible, including Alduin the World Eater
>Have strongest possible gear
>Completed every non-infinite quest

"So what do you do, Fetch the mead?"

>Hurler of Guards over the Spine of the World
#254 to #75 - theletter (07/05/2012) [-]
When all has been done, what is there left to do? fetch the mead.
User avatar #252 to #75 - machlah (07/05/2012) [-]
After i got 100 in everything, the guards stopped saying that...
User avatar #463 to #252 - Nihatclodra (07/05/2012) [-]
Really? They still say it to me as far as I remember...
User avatar #105 to #75 - Nihatclodra (07/04/2012) [-]
Just noticed my fail.
*Throat of the World, not spine
User avatar #91 to #75 - altairibnlaahad (07/04/2012) [-]
>Holder of 3 Elder Scrolls

Also, sorry lad, got important things to do. We'll speak again another time.
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#77 to #75 - thekracken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #81 to #77 - Nihatclodra (07/04/2012) [-]
I didn't even realize how funny that was until you replied and I read it over...
User avatar #74 - THEGAVIN (07/04/2012) [-]
**** the Stormcloaks, rebel scum! Legion!!
User avatar #73 - stocxt (07/04/2012) [-]
It's like using a legendary when dueling a trainer in pokemon and they are like 'Prepare to lose!"
#71 - PedoBearsAcomin ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Wearing full Daedric or whatever with a daedric lords hammer.... "i thought adventures were meant to look tough!"
Wearing full Daedric or whatever with a daedric lords hammer.... "i thought adventures were meant to look tough!"
#69 - isbak (07/04/2012) [-]
Skyrim have opportunities of an ocean but the depth of a puddle - TB
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#67 - lukeharris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #66 - nmaster (07/04/2012) [-]
question, can you be a vampire and a werewolf? or do you have to choose one over the other? (i dont have an xbox)
User avatar #72 to #66 - brandonstanford (07/04/2012) [-]
yea, you can be both but its a glitch that can be unlocked..look on youtube
User avatar #70 to #66 - alibabaslots (07/04/2012) [-]
You can only choose one. However, if you choose vampire first you can then become a werewolf and cancel out the vampirism whenever youre done having fun as a vampire, but if you become a werewolf first you cant become a vampire afterwards.
User avatar #173 to #70 - graphically (07/05/2012) [-]
unless you do the dawnguard quest
User avatar #397 to #173 - alibabaslots (07/05/2012) [-]
Haven't bought the dawnguard dlc yet :'( how is it?
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