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#110 - pkmnmastersteve **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]
Arch-Mage of The College of Winterhold
Bard of Bards College
Bloodkin of the Orcs
Champion of all 16 Daedric Princes
Nightingale of Nocturnal
Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild
Harbinger of The Companions
Listener of The Dark Brotherhood
Thane of each of Skyrim's nine Holds
War Hero of the Imperial Legion or the Stormcloaks
Ysmir, Dragon of the North
Agent of Dibella
Agent of Mara
Vampire Hunter of the Dawnguard

Bandit: Give me your money!
Me: No, back off.
Bandit: I'm not scared of you, weakling!
User avatar #104 - Mawxter (07/04/2012) [-]
Don't forget about being a professional bear blaster. Never before has a bear flown so far off a cliff.
User avatar #151 to #104 - graphically (07/05/2012) [-]
or a dragon's skeleton
User avatar #147 to #104 - elitetroll (07/05/2012) [-]
bear blasting should be a mini game, such a redeeming feeling fus roh dah'ing just about anything really.
#102 - SexEdTeacher (07/04/2012) [-]
In the picture where it says HARBINGER OF THE COMPANIONS, what armor and sword does he have equipped?
User avatar #106 to #102 - sgc (07/04/2012) [-]
unless its a mod its not wolf gaunts, looks like ebony gloves with wolf body and helm
User avatar #103 to #102 - Noah (07/04/2012) [-]
Wolf Armor and the Ancient Nord Greatsword
User avatar #107 to #103 - beyondwolf (07/04/2012) [-]
But that isn't the color pattern. Unless its a mod to change the pattern? Because it looks sexy as fuck in blue.
User avatar #109 to #107 - Noah (07/04/2012) [-]
I thinks its a texture mod, but its definitely the same armor
User avatar #111 to #109 - beyondwolf (07/04/2012) [-]
I want it for the 360. This is why I wish I was a PC gamer at times like this. I miss so much cool stuff you can't get with a console.
#120 to #111 - auesis (07/04/2012) [-]
watch?v=lq6a7HuCP9o

I feel like an asshole today, so here's something else you're missing. That and a magic mod that forces you to duel with a mage when your spells collide ala DBZ.
User avatar #154 to #120 - graphically (07/05/2012) [-]
Only mod I ever wanted was the naked children one. But I don't think anyone has the balls to do that.
#155 to #154 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Killing children is fun enough
User avatar #156 to #155 - graphically (07/05/2012) [-]
Nope, need em naked.
#157 to #156 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Well then.
User avatar #159 to #157 - graphically (07/05/2012) [-]
Find me a nude children mod for skyrim and I'll convert to a PC gamer in a heart beat.
#167 to #159 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
There's already custom race mods that allow you to play as children, and as a side effect, you can then strip children down to underwear. No true nudity yet, although you CAN kill them, decapitate them and pillage their bodies. Just no itty bitties.

User avatar #171 to #167 - graphically (07/05/2012) [-]
Modders are pussies.

When one of them steps up to the plate, inform me, and I shall build myself a $3000 gaming computer.
User avatar #174 to #171 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Nevermind, I just googled it, someone has replaced the torture victims in the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary with entirely naked children. Lulz.
User avatar #175 to #174 - graphically (07/05/2012) [-]
Link me to the mod?
User avatar #183 to #175 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9uSIMUBXYc The only evidence I have left of it, apparently someone in Bethesda or somewhere else flagged it or something. Could try and PM the guy for a link, but...yeah.
#124 to #120 - beyondwolf (07/04/2012) [-]
As the picture says.
#125 to #124 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
You know me too well.
User avatar #128 to #125 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
Is there a mod that puts one handed weapons on your back like in the trailer? Because I would much rather have a sword on my back then on my side.
User avatar #129 to #128 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Yup, it's also part of a mod that puts all your weapons on your body, so they don't randomly spawn. I have a katana on my back, a waraxe on my belt and a dagger in my boot.
User avatar #137 to #129 - MrChef (07/05/2012) [-]
Mind linking me to the mod? Im tired of only seeing one of my dual wield weps =/
User avatar #141 to #137 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Armed to the Teeth on the Nexus, there's other stuff there for dual wielding and such.
User avatar #130 to #129 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
Got any pictures of that? Screen shots? I would really like to see that.
#153 to #130 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Here, took this a second ago. Enlarge if it's not clear. Dragonbane (modded texture), Axe of Whiterun, Bloodthorn. Yes, the armor is also a mod, and the cloak is also a mod.

And the hair, as well.
User avatar #280 to #153 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
Thats sweet. Can you use all those weapons?
User avatar #292 to #280 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Yup, the sword and axe are dual wielded, and I switch the axe out for the dagger for stealth situations or just put it away for magic. They're always on the body no matter how I unequip or equip each one.
User avatar #525 to #292 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
Thats awesome. I would love to see some gameplay of that!
User avatar #527 to #525 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hug0XpmEsa4

Movie Maker insists on making it dreadful quality, but you should be able to see it. There's one or two instances of bugs, but that's more of a general problem with switching weapons quickly in Skyrim than the mod itself.

Yeah, the music is modded too. Those spells were, too. And the killcams. I have a lot... :P
User avatar #528 to #527 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
Thats awesome. How do you choose which weapons to equip? And I couldn't help but laugh when you launched the guard. It made my day.
User avatar #529 to #528 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
I believe on Xbox and PS3 you use direction buttons to hotkey equipment, on PC you use numbers 1-8 to hotkey stuff. Left/right click in the favourites menu to just do it yourself without a hotkey. There is a mod somewhere to hotkey combinations (sword + axe combo on one button etc.), but it's still in beta. It's almost exactly the same as normal, really. Your weapons just stay put. Yeah, I love that spell, one of my favourites :D
User avatar #530 to #529 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
I really wish I had money to be a PC gamer. I've watched videos of mods and I'm really jealous. I wish they would release mods for the 360.
User avatar #538 to #530 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Like anything, you get used to it once you're in to it.
User avatar #535 to #530 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Haha, I have to keep replying to this comment from so many purple lines.

Hmm, well good entry games are Counter Strike: Source and Team Fortress 2. TF2 is free on Steam, too. The thing about most online PC games is that the playing standard is a LOT higher, since you have a lot of extremely sad people who hone their skills on their super-sensitive mice and have reaction times of demi-gods. CS:S is a lot harsher than TF2, as TF2 going free brought a lot more new players in. Those 2 games will ease you in to PC gameplay pretty nicely. Garry's Mod is always good fun, and get any Half-Life games you can, since they can be used in Garry's Mod (it's a huge sandbox, it's great), but the HL games are just amazing on their own. The Witcher is a great RPG series, Fallout and TES never go amiss on PC (mods mods mods mods mods mods), and most of the Battlefield games are awesome (especially Battlefield 2, the PC exclusive one, not Bad Company 2). Killing Floor and Left 4 Dead are zombie game kings, and if you want some really gritty survival horror, get ARMA 2 and the Dayz mod. ARMA 2 is a hyper-realistic military shooter, but the Dayz mod turns it in to an online zombie survival sandbox. It's incredible. Also, if you're in to old school RPGs, get Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2 plus expansions. The Total War games are as good as RTS games get, and if you ever think of going in to the MMO space, pick up Guild Wars 2 in August. Pay once, never pay again, and it's easily 10x better than WoW just from playing the beta weekends. Also, for the love of god, get Portal if you haven't got it on Xbox. :P

There's a lot more that I can't think of from the top of my head, but those are some of my favourites. :3
User avatar #537 to #535 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
I have Left 4 Dead 1 and 2. I played Team Fortress 2 at a friends, tried Portal and would like to have the full game. I kinda want to try Counter Strike. Witcher 2 looks good. I've beaten Fallout on the 360. I love watching videos of Gary's Mod. Those are funny as fuck. I honestly feel like I'm prepared to get into PC gaming but I just need the money for it. I'm probably not as prepared as I should be though.
User avatar #533 to #530 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
I think that works, but Microsoft would ban you because it's against their policies or something, which sucks. Well I have a high-performance notebook, which are a lot more expensive than the equivalent desktops. It churns out pretty much every game out there right now on maximum settings at 40-60fps, and it cost me around £1000. Not sure what that is in dollars. Equivalent desktop would probably be around £500-£600, since equivalent parts will be much easier to find and most likely far cheaper.
User avatar #534 to #533 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
Huh. I'll have to look into this shit. Any games you recommend for PC?
User avatar #531 to #530 - auesis (07/05/2012) [-]
Mhm, it's a big investment, but almost always worth it, as you may have seen :P It's a shame you can't really share the benefits of it to the consoles. Something like the Steam Workshop would be awesome for the consoles. It's really not fair that we have it to ourselves. It's like I have multiple games in one ><
User avatar #532 to #531 - beyondwolf (07/05/2012) [-]
Yeah. I heard you can download a mod to a flashdrive and then put it into your 360 and it will work but I've never really wanted to try. I don't know if it'll ruin my 360 in some way or not. How much have you put into your computer?
User avatar #112 to #111 - Noah (07/04/2012) [-]
If they made something to the Steam Workshop for Xbox, it would be amazing
#116 to #112 - beyondwolf (07/04/2012) [-]
Yes it would be. I would make sweet love to it everyday. Here's a Skyrim wall paper for you.
User avatar #122 to #116 - Noah (07/04/2012) [-]
Thank you
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#95 - jigglebilly (07/04/2012) [-]
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Who am I kidding, of course you don't"

"Bitch do you know who I am?"
#407 to #95 - bwarexsniper (07/05/2012) [-]
yesterday that happened. i ended up saving and murdering him and anyone who attacked then i saved again...
User avatar #100 to #95 - bigbaddrag (07/04/2012) [-]
or the mage guy in dragonhold telling you to go to the college of winterhold, even when you're the archmage of the place
User avatar #98 to #95 - steavo (07/04/2012) [-]
I never really understood that guy...so I killed him.
#94 - headkicker (07/04/2012) [-]
Such a let down towards the end.
Harbinger, Listener, Guildmaster and then just... Member.
I found it funny :D
#92 - thechosentroll (07/04/2012) [-]
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Reminds me of when I was playing Oblivion:

>Arena grand champion
>Archmage of the mages guild
>Listener for the Dark Brotherhood
>Head of the fighters' guild
>Grayfox, master of the thieves' guild
>Guy who singlehandedly stole a freaking elder scroll
>Hero of Kvatch
>Saved the fucking world
>Closed all oblivion gates.
>Madgod (shivering isles). Yes, a motherfucking god!

Accidentaly take something when I try to talk to a merchant.
"Hold it right there criminal scAAAAAAH!" FIREBALL IN YO FACE!

God I wish there were a title "Guardslayer"
User avatar #96 to #92 - thechosentroll (07/04/2012) [-]
It was worth it, though, as long as I got to torture the annoying fan or try and build a corpse pile up Whitegold tower.
#90 - nofailhoney (07/04/2012) [-]
he says milk-drinker, because there is a group of 3 different fine types of beer that are supposed to be really good that you cant drink, Cliff Racer, Velvet le Chance, and White-Gold Tower.
#339 to #90 - daytoday **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
But I thought you could drink them...
User avatar #108 to #90 - sgc (07/04/2012) [-]
they are potions.
do they kill you when you drink em or?
#343 to #108 - daytoday **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
They're cocktails.
User avatar #414 to #343 - sgc (07/05/2012) [-]
they go into the potion tab.
User avatar #89 - hhhhhhhh (07/04/2012) [-]
There should be a game where you actually get respect when you get titles, not the same comments
User avatar #88 - antichrister (07/04/2012) [-]
THIS
#87 - Wingbuster (07/04/2012) [-]
Just gotta say, I appreciate a good Skyrim post in the midst of all this Fallout.
User avatar #79 - thekracken **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]
Maybe it's simply because I beat the companions and just left it but I've never seen the armor that color in the second panel... I've beaten everything but the dawnguard so far
User avatar #85 to #79 - GReaped (07/04/2012) [-]
nah dude thats a retex on the PC
User avatar #340 to #85 - thekracken **User deleted account** (07/05/2012) [-]
Oh okay, that's what I was thinking I just wasn't sure.
User avatar #78 - sweener (07/04/2012) [-]
I started a new character. Penis is his name. Dragonborn Penis, master of the thu'um!
#82 to #78 - coxville (07/04/2012) [-]
I bet you like that Unrelenting Force shout...
#76 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
>Be the same titles as this guy
>ride Shadowmere down path, full daedric armor and weapons.
>Idiotic orc starts talking shit...
>Beginning of fight: It will be easier to steal your gold when you're DEAD!
>End of fight (10 seconds later...): I CANNOT BEST YOU :_(
#75 - Nihatclodra (07/04/2012) [-]
&gt;Dragonborn   
&gt;Archmage of the College of Magic   
&gt;Harbinger of the Companions   
&gt;Listener of the Dark Brotherhood   
&gt;Thieves' Guild Master   
&gt;Nightingale   
&gt;Hero of the Stormcloaks   
&gt;Dawnguard   
&gt;Thane of Every City in Skyrim   
&gt;Holder of every Daedric Artifact in Skyrim   
&gt;Holder of the Elderscroll   
&gt;Speaker of every possible Thu'um   
&gt;Caster of every possible spell   
&gt;100 every skill   
&gt;Every achievement   
&gt;Cleared every cave   
&gt;Cleared every camp/village   
&gt;Killed every Dragonpriest and gained their masks   
&gt;Killed every named dragon possible, including Alduin the World Eater   
&gt;Have strongest possible gear   
&gt;Completed every non-infinite quest   
   
&quot;So what do you do, Fetch the mead?&quot;   
   
&gt;Hurler of Guards over the Spine of the World
>Dragonborn
>Archmage of the College of Magic
>Harbinger of the Companions
>Listener of the Dark Brotherhood
>Thieves' Guild Master
>Nightingale
>Hero of the Stormcloaks
>Dawnguard
>Thane of Every City in Skyrim
>Holder of every Daedric Artifact in Skyrim
>Holder of the Elderscroll
>Speaker of every possible Thu'um
>Caster of every possible spell
>100 every skill
>Every achievement
>Cleared every cave
>Cleared every camp/village
>Killed every Dragonpriest and gained their masks
>Killed every named dragon possible, including Alduin the World Eater
>Have strongest possible gear
>Completed every non-infinite quest

"So what do you do, Fetch the mead?"

>Hurler of Guards over the Spine of the World
#254 to #75 - theletter (07/05/2012) [-]
When all has been done, what is there left to do? fetch the mead.
User avatar #252 to #75 - machlah (07/05/2012) [-]
After i got 100 in everything, the guards stopped saying that...
User avatar #463 to #252 - Nihatclodra (07/05/2012) [-]
Really? They still say it to me as far as I remember...
User avatar #105 to #75 - Nihatclodra (07/04/2012) [-]
Just noticed my fail.
*Throat of the World, not spine
User avatar #91 to #75 - altairibnlaahad (07/04/2012) [-]
>Holder of 3 Elder Scrolls

Also, sorry lad, got important things to do. We'll speak again another time.
User avatar #77 to #75 - thekracken **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]
Fucking died dude. Wish I could thumb this up 6 more times.
User avatar #81 to #77 - Nihatclodra (07/04/2012) [-]
I didn't even realize how funny that was until you replied and I read it over...
User avatar #74 - THEGAVIN ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Fuck the Stormcloaks, rebel scum! Legion!!
User avatar #73 - stocxt (07/04/2012) [-]
It's like using a legendary when dueling a trainer in pokemon and they are like 'Prepare to lose!"
#71 - PedoBearsAcomin (07/04/2012) [-]
Wearing full Daedric or whatever with a daedric lords hammer.... &quot;i thought adventures were meant to look tough!&quot;
Wearing full Daedric or whatever with a daedric lords hammer.... "i thought adventures were meant to look tough!"
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