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#383 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
i used to play skyrim like you.. until i took a vagina to the dick
User avatar #380 - funnyjunktitan (07/05/2012) [-]
also if you accidentally steal a cabbage they will gladly kill you
#375 - hazardousmx (07/05/2012) [-]
I was trying to negotiate a peace treaty to catch that damn dragon and when I sat at the table nothing happened so I quit playing. 3 months later.. I can't just start playing again, I was working on way too many things.
#392 to #375 - winniedawho (07/05/2012) [-]
do not sit on the table





SIT ON THE ******* CHAIR!!!
#394 to #392 - hazardousmx (07/05/2012) [-]
OH MAH GAWD
#396 to #394 - hazardousmx (07/05/2012) [-]
Lol, no I really did, nothing worked.
#402 to #396 - winniedawho (07/05/2012) [-]
if you're playing in pc, just do the console command, try standing up and sitting down, try to leave your companion outside, and lastly, try to talk to esbern, if he did not speak, he is the problem, (He's causing a lot of problem)
#406 to #402 - hazardousmx (07/05/2012) [-]
Okay, I play on my PS3 but I could try some stuff like that.
#372 - winniedawho (07/05/2012) [-]
guards always tell me "newest member of the companions eh? what do they ask you, fetch a mead?" **** you I'm the harbinger of those half human half puppy being

but hell yeah, this nightingale armor gives mo so much orgasm.
User avatar #443 to #372 - urikhi (07/05/2012) [-]
Dude I love using that armor with two Blades swords, you look like a ******* ninja
User avatar #411 to #372 - niceasswaiteww (07/05/2012) [-]
i know I feel like batman
#398 to #372 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
There's a little glitch where if you do sidequests or any other quest during the Companion storyline they'll never acknowledge you as Harbinger.
User avatar #371 - dohnut (07/05/2012) [-]
i am the only one who thinks it is cooler to be a vampire lord then a dawnguard member?
User avatar #387 to #371 - Jackimole (07/05/2012) [-]
Dawn guard members can be werewolves, which are getting upgraded as well.
IMO, wwolf > vampire
User avatar #429 to #387 - adiseasedocean (07/05/2012) [-]
You might not have Xbox but the dawnguard aren't a bunch of werewolves they are just Vampire Hunters. Btw i don;t consider this a spoiler if it i my bad.
User avatar #519 to #429 - Jackimole (07/05/2012) [-]
I know, but I assume they can be werewolves, but not vampires, right?
#524 to #519 - GirTheReaper (07/05/2012) [-]
I don't know about BECOMING a werewolf through the Dawnguard side. But I was already one and they were cool with it.
User avatar #520 to #519 - adiseasedocean (07/05/2012) [-]
PLay through their side of the quest thats all i can really say.
User avatar #389 to #387 - dohnut (07/05/2012) [-]
i havent tried the werewolf form but i prefer vampires
#384 to #371 - GirTheReaper (07/05/2012) [-]
I tried the Vampire Lord, it was cool and all, but i prefer werewolf personally.
#386 to #384 - dohnut (07/05/2012) [-]
but can you have both?
User avatar #420 to #386 - gryx (07/05/2012) [-]
yes, you can. Look it up.
#391 to #386 - GirTheReaper (07/05/2012) [-]
no=(
#393 to #391 - dohnut (07/05/2012) [-]
well 						****					...
well **** ...
User avatar #370 - TheMather ONLINE (07/05/2012) [-]
Don't forget that you're also a Nightingale of Nocturnal, and the champion of countless deadra.
User avatar #369 - supersaiyangokuhan (07/05/2012) [-]
I starte da new character on Skyrim, and i've decided that whenever it says 'Kill the Dragon', they should replace kill with Slay. So it turns into the good ol' 'Slay the Dragon'.
User avatar #364 - nITE (07/05/2012) [-]
If you love being a Werewolf GIVE ME A HOWL YEAH
#415 to #364 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
I will thumb you to hell!
#399 to #364 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
Vampire Lord FTW
#405 to #399 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
**** you you cocksucker
User avatar #363 - corundum (07/05/2012) [-]
That's what you get for supporting the Stormcloaks.
User avatar #361 - Tyranitar (07/05/2012) [-]
My favorite achievemant in Skyrim is having saved those orphans from Grelod the Bitchassbitch
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#351 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
MFW I love milk, and someone says this to me in skyrim.
#373 to #351 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
MFW i'm a khajit ad someone tells me this
User avatar #346 - cleanskunk (07/05/2012) [-]
for me it was allways: hat do you want cat?
and i was like FINE see if i save yore realm again!

(jk i shot her bitch ass, and killed all of windhelm, i am sensitive.)
#388 to #346 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
For me it was always "Stay out trouble, Lizard!   
those guards can be really racist...    
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For me it was always "Stay out trouble, Lizard!
those guards can be really racist...
pic unrelated
User avatar #395 to #388 - cleanskunk (07/05/2012) [-]
ya the nord are allays ass holes, thay can have skyrim for all i care!
#345 - stainunderyournose (07/05/2012) [-]
ive done EVERYTHING on that game lol i cant even remember all my achievements. i have no life lol
but point is! the person who says that ALWAYS dies lol
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User avatar #334 to #327 - KaimanaREG (07/05/2012) [-]
Yes, you can use weapons on horseback with it
#330 to #327 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
Yup. Except it isn't as great as you would think. But still something
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User avatar #357 to #338 - sketchE (07/05/2012) [-]
everyone can i havent bought dawn guard but i feel like an old zelda game shooting from horseback
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User avatar #374 to #359 - ghirahn (07/05/2012) [-]
theres also a crossbow now.
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User avatar #377 to #376 - ghirahn (07/05/2012) [-]
that and you can decide to destroy the sun completely.
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User avatar #379 to #378 - ghirahn (07/05/2012) [-]
its all in the new expansion for X-box
they wont come out with it for ps3 till after computer.
#326 - supersqueegee (07/05/2012) [-]
I read that whole thing as if Dovakiin was actually screaming.
I read that whole thing as if Dovakiin was actually screaming.
User avatar #324 - swordman (07/05/2012) [-]
how the hell is your wolf brother armor shinier than mine?
User avatar #328 to #324 - metalguitarest (07/05/2012) [-]
How do you get that armor
User avatar #331 to #328 - swordman (07/05/2012) [-]
you gotta join the companions and get it through their questline..... either that or join them and buy it from their blacksmith
#341 to #331 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
Or you could take it from Skjor when he dies. Kind of a dick move, but at least you don't have to smith.
#400 to #341 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
I always take the armor from Skjor as a sentimental thing and keep it in my house, and on the off occasion that I do kill Parthuurnax I take his bones and turn it into a helmet and keep it.
User avatar #333 to #331 - metalguitarest (07/05/2012) [-]
I'm already considered the Harbinger and have never seen it. I'l look for it later. Thanks.
User avatar #342 to #333 - swordman (07/05/2012) [-]
wait are you a werewolf yet? cuz i think you need to be one in order for it to show up in their black smiths inventory
User avatar #347 to #342 - metalguitarest (07/05/2012) [-]
Yeah I am.
#320 - kieranbaker (07/05/2012) [-]
They should make certain mods available for xbox, kieran wants more homes. pic not related
User avatar #319 - RobotFish (07/05/2012) [-]
What wolf skin mod is that?
User avatar #501 to #319 - siemzor (07/05/2012) [-]
http:// skyrim.nexusmods. com/mods/3896
#315 - anonymous (07/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 98** I am The Anon Skyrim Deserves
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