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Comments(518):
#206
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N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-] >be new in school
>nobody knows me
>first lesson, gym
>everyone's crowding around me
>maybe they're introducing themselves
>everyone starts kicking crap out of me
>try to avoid getting hit
>just seems to be entertaining them, like a contest
>dodge mid air kick
>kick hits some kids face
>now trying to hold back his tears
>mfw I'm a football
>nobody knows me
>first lesson, gym
>everyone's crowding around me
>maybe they're introducing themselves
>everyone starts kicking crap out of me
>try to avoid getting hit
>just seems to be entertaining them, like a contest
>dodge mid air kick
>kick hits some kids face
>now trying to hold back his tears
>mfw I'm a football
#190
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donntoby **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-] **donntoby rolled a random image posted in comment #6347223 at FJ Pony Thread **
#183
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potados (07/04/2012) [-] Am i the only goalie that can catch the ball instead of getting shot in the balls?
#182
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pavichokche (07/04/2012) [-] **pavichokche rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Ponies at Play **
Insert joke here about picture here
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#180
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pariahlol (07/04/2012) [-]
>work at amusement park on a roller coaster
>coaster gets back and somethings not right, nobody is happy
>as it stops, i smell something horrible in the front seat
> fat dude gets out of the front row, diarrhea everywhere
>fat dude throws up, walks away covered in filth
>I have to clean it
>fuck...
>coaster gets back and somethings not right, nobody is happy
>as it stops, i smell something horrible in the front seat
> fat dude gets out of the front row, diarrhea everywhere
>fat dude throws up, walks away covered in filth
>I have to clean it
>fuck...
#178
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TheSock ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-] i read this one when someone first posted it, it's still my favorite one ever by far
#176
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N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
>Be scrawny, and in 6th grade
>soccer day
> volunteer to be goalie because I fail at everything else
>really, really fat black guy in eight grade runs up with ball
>oh shit man
>he kicks the ball with the force of a thousand freight trains and it hits me dead center in the face
>I get knocked backwards, get a black eye
>black guy is mad at me because he kicked the ball so hard it broke his toe
>he was wearing flip flops
>soccer day
> volunteer to be goalie because I fail at everything else
>really, really fat black guy in eight grade runs up with ball
>oh shit man
>he kicks the ball with the force of a thousand freight trains and it hits me dead center in the face
>I get knocked backwards, get a black eye
>black guy is mad at me because he kicked the ball so hard it broke his toe
>he was wearing flip flops
#164
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peacetrooper (07/04/2012) [-] >10th grade
>teacher gives the class permission to go outside
>soccer time
>decide that the first team to get 10 goals wins
>both teams score 9 goals
>boss jock on the other team, runs up to our goal with the ball
>manages to get past everyone, I'm the goalie
>jock falcon-kicks the ball forward
>ball hits my balls with the force of a thousand suns
>pain, so much pain
>grab the ball and throw it
>my team wins
>hailed as a hero for my sacrifice
>teacher gives the class permission to go outside
>soccer time
>decide that the first team to get 10 goals wins
>both teams score 9 goals
>boss jock on the other team, runs up to our goal with the ball
>manages to get past everyone, I'm the goalie
>jock falcon-kicks the ball forward
>ball hits my balls with the force of a thousand suns
>pain, so much pain
>grab the ball and throw it
>my team wins
>hailed as a hero for my sacrifice
#162
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steavo (07/04/2012) [-] >In gym playing soccer
>Volunteer to be goalie
>In the game, ball gets kicked in the air
>Some kick tries to kick it while it's in the air
>Somehow he misses the ball and kicks my face (it seems really fucking hard to do)
>I fall, hands on my face, about to cry
>Kid screams "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>I start crying, scared out of my mind, not knowing what I did
>The next day I bought him lunch to show that I'm sorry for getting in his shot.
>Volunteer to be goalie
>In the game, ball gets kicked in the air
>Some kick tries to kick it while it's in the air
>Somehow he misses the ball and kicks my face (it seems really fucking hard to do)
>I fall, hands on my face, about to cry
>Kid screams "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>I start crying, scared out of my mind, not knowing what I did
>The next day I bought him lunch to show that I'm sorry for getting in his shot.
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N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at Taking a piss. **
#161
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N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
>Be in 7th grade
>Playing some game in which you have to kick the yellow soccer ball high up on the wall.
>Similar to kickball.
>Bitch that cant kick is up.
>Boots the soccer ball.
>Hard, but not high.
>Fly's directly into the tard of the class.
>Gym goes silent as we all hold back laughter.
>Tard lets out the loudest scream you ever did hear.
>Tard wrangler rushes over to help, and wheels her out of the gym.
>bestdayofmylife.jpg
>Playing some game in which you have to kick the yellow soccer ball high up on the wall.
>Similar to kickball.
>Bitch that cant kick is up.
>Boots the soccer ball.
>Hard, but not high.
>Fly's directly into the tard of the class.
>Gym goes silent as we all hold back laughter.
>Tard lets out the loudest scream you ever did hear.
>Tard wrangler rushes over to help, and wheels her out of the gym.
>bestdayofmylife.jpg
