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#300 - shadowbloodedge (07/04/2012) [-]
Gets hit by Lightning

Rides it
#311 to #300 - ramnarainy (07/04/2012) [-]
i thought it was gonna say that when i first read it.
User avatar #303 to #300 - mrbojingles (07/04/2012) [-]
Ha! Metallica.
#324 to #303 - mrsteamer (07/04/2012) [-]
wow....thanks....like we didn't already know that.
#299 - shadowbloodedge (07/04/2012) [-]
Megadeth ....Ballad....Album....Sweet baby Jesus on rye hold the mayo. Yes please.
#298 - rtchris (07/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#297 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
hahahaha that last one! And FUCK YEAH METAL POST!!! Bout time FunnyJunk stopped FUCKING UP. SLAYER POST OP
#295 - Sicsin (07/04/2012) [-]
The Priest one got me.
#292 - whiteyswag (07/04/2012) [-]
#291 - penistar (07/04/2012) [-]
The last one...
#290 - kazesenoue (07/04/2012) [-]
Brings a bat to a Black Sabbath concert

Fucking Prince of Darkness eats it.
User avatar #317 to #290 - jxj (07/04/2012) [-]
Brings a bat to a Black Sabbath Concert.

watches his father eat it.
#288 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
joins the us marine corps
doesn't get a hair cut
#286 - donkeyscrotum (07/04/2012) [-]
I like that, especially how awesome the last one would REALLY be
I like that, especially how awesome the last one would REALLY be
#284 - archiferd ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
#281 - ackbobthedead (07/04/2012) [-]
Does anyone else notice the blond girl is the only other one smiling?
#282 to #281 - ackbobthedead (07/04/2012) [-]
"smiling"
User avatar #279 - JasonR (07/04/2012) [-]
That would be quite a conundrum being given a guitar because then he would be stuck with at least 2 guitars but no picks. hahaha
User avatar #276 - knightmrku (07/04/2012) [-]
RPM is my favorite person on Fj right now. I laughed at every one of these. So.. uh..
MOAR
User avatar #274 - holyfuckingsatan (07/04/2012) [-]
This guy is great.
#271 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
RPG is the master of puppets
User avatar #268 - kingnarnode (07/04/2012) [-]
but why would a metal head listen to nickleback in the first place?
User avatar #289 to #268 - hynkle (07/04/2012) [-]
Being a metal head doesn't limit you to JUST metal. I still listen to other songs that aren't metals. Coheed and Cambria, Maroon 5 (bitches love Maroon 5) and Thriving Ivory. Let's not forget a few rap and techno songs as well.
User avatar #296 to #289 - kingnarnode (07/04/2012) [-]
huh, I didn't think of that lol
#287 to #268 - drmrniceguy (07/04/2012) [-]
Because even the Most Interesting Man In The World knows that you have to become a renaissance man in order to be awesome.
#265 - Funnymick ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
If you yelled "Play some Slayer!" at a public enemy gig, they would. Because they sample the song "Angel of Death" for "She Watch Channel Zero".
User avatar #264 - thunderkrux ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
Look at the girl's face in the front.... and look at everyone else. Poker face except two people
User avatar #267 to #264 - hahafunnyuwhore (07/04/2012) [-]
maybe he's butt fucking her and everyones just jealous.
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