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#101 - bluecare (07/04/2012) [-]
**bluecare rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at I'm sure glad I did ** mfw my 5 year old cuz calls mw a bitch...
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#89 - kapurass (07/04/2012) [-]
shit just got real
shit just got real
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#91 to #89 - bilyjoe (07/04/2012) [-]
**bilyjoe rolled a random image posted in comment #6274452 at FJ Pony Thread ** Mfw shit gets real
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#105 to #91 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
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#87 - modernwish (07/04/2012) [-]
I've always said it and i'll say it again, kids are assholes
I've always said it and i'll say it again, kids are assholes
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#85 - fapoclock (07/04/2012) [-]
**fapoclock rolled a random image posted in comment #6631394 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw desc/tags
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#83 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
One time I was driving with my mom to go to my great grandma's house (she lives in a small town in the country but they have a GREAT sunocos that made my great grand parent's favorite pizza, now it's just my great grandfather's favorite though) and as we were turning down her street, this little boy, had to of been about i would say 9 years old wearing somewhat baggy pants and a tank top of some sort, yelled out super loud to his friend across the street "HEY MY NIGGER" and he was white ._.

< mfw i heard this and saw he was white.
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User avatar #132 to #83 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
OH and another time this 6 year old cussed out one of the older kids (he was around my age at the time and i was 13) just because he wanted to get on the swing
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#127 to #83 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
I live in Long Island in a small town called Brentwood. I go to the High school there. Everyday that happens. I walk down the Halls and hear that kinda shit. There was one time where a gang mostly filled with Salvadorians and whites beat up our disciplinary principal over a girl.
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User avatar #131 to #127 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
I have heard people say that too, I meant that the person was a kid. and wtf? O_o
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#123 to #83 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
i live in brooklyn. when i saw spiderman today there was 4 of those kids right behind me....sorry bro, this story wasnt the coolest
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User avatar #130 to #123 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
read below, i know this isn't the coolest story.
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User avatar #112 to #83 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh and even weirder, the kid across the street was white too...
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User avatar #84 to #83 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
sadly this is the most interesting weird kid story i have, every kid I have met has either been super well behaved or liked me right off the bat for no reason..........:/.......so sorry if the story sucks ass to you.
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User avatar #92 to #84 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
I live in Kentucky, in a town with a veru small populatoin. Mostly blacks(niggers not funny nice black people)and that is common.
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User avatar #95 to #92 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
really? and a child still shouldn't be saying that....should they? O_o
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User avatar #97 to #95 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
No, not at all. But, thats what you get for having shitty stupid ass parents.
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User avatar #110 to #97 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
True, sad but true.
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User avatar #111 to #110 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
My kids(hopefully i never have them) will be well behaved, well bathed, and fucking smart.
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User avatar #113 to #111 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
Lol XD "hopefully I never have them"!! That just made my night lol. but yes I agree with you on that and same to my future kids (if i have any :s)
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User avatar #114 to #113 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
To never having brats!
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#115 to #114 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
To never having brats good old chap! I don't have the picture of the shark going &quot;i say&quot; or whatever, so heres a gif of my cat when he was a kitten...
To never having brats good old chap! I don't have the picture of the shark going "i say" or whatever, so heres a gif of my cat when he was a kitten...
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User avatar #117 to #115 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
New meme acquired.
Now to spam all of funnyjunk(joke)
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User avatar #129 to #117 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
lol! XD
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User avatar #136 to #129 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
Is that a blender?
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User avatar #144 to #136 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
no it was an old rice cooker that had not been used in god knows how long (that's why it was on the floor and that's how he got in it lol )
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User avatar #146 to #144 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
Rice Cat. So many chinese cat meme ideas
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User avatar #147 to #146 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
lol. if you end up making a meme out of it, link me to it so i can thumb it up! XD
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User avatar #148 to #147 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
theyll probably just stay ideas
oh and it could be like time to make rice, cat pops up, NOT TODAY!
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User avatar #149 to #148 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
lol yeah that would be pretty funny i think! XD
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User avatar #153 to #149 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
Kinda copies off of asdf but i dont think nobody would mind.
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User avatar #173 to #153 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
oooohhhh ok, then yea a gif would work for sure!
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User avatar #174 to #173 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
yay
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User avatar #171 to #153 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
That would work too, a gif I mean. but for the idea do you think a gif would be appropiate? (for some reason funnyjunk is letting me reply back to your new comments so now i gotta reply like this...weird....and sorry :S
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User avatar #172 to #171 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
Because all the lines
And i meant the rice kitty gif
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User avatar #169 to #153 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
Well, idk if you can download photoshop for free, but you can download sai......it's good with art as far as I know so i think it could help out with a meme......i think so anyway..........................
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User avatar #170 to #169 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
What about a gif?
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User avatar #159 to #153 - artisticotaku (07/04/2012) [-]
idk, most people wouldn't but i can't imagine fj not minding it for some reason ?_?....
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User avatar #168 to #159 - danytheop (07/04/2012) [-]
now i just need photoshop
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#79 - kinsanity (07/04/2012) [-]
My brothers, the youngest brother's gf, and I were all sitting and watching Anchorman. The brother with the gf said to me &quot;kinsanity go make the pizza&quot; (jokingly) I said &quot;no you go make it.&quot; then he said to his gf &quot;Lauri go make me some pizza&quot; (again, jokingly) she replied &quot;No. Go make your own pizza bitch.&quot; At that exact moment, Will Ferrel's character goes, &quot;Well that escalated quickly.&quot; I laughed my fucking ass off. tl;dr a joking argument quicky escalated and there was a movie to real life coincidence.
My brothers, the youngest brother's gf, and I were all sitting and watching Anchorman. The brother with the gf said to me "kinsanity go make the pizza" (jokingly) I said "no you go make it." then he said to his gf "Lauri go make me some pizza" (again, jokingly) she replied "No. Go make your own pizza bitch." At that exact moment, Will Ferrel's character goes, "Well that escalated quickly."
I laughed my fucking ass off.
tl;dr a joking argument quicky escalated and there was a movie to real life coincidence.
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#73 - rapestrees **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]
&lt;== MFW i see my little brother and his 4ft army fighting over who gets to be the leader, then I grab my batman suit and shout &quot;I'M AM BATMAN&quot;! then they run around in circles screaming as I hit them with dragon dildos
<== MFW i see my little brother and his 4ft army fighting over who gets to be the leader, then I grab my batman suit and shout "I'M AM BATMAN"! then they run around in circles screaming as I hit them with dragon dildos
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User avatar #94 to #73 - alphabethsoop (07/04/2012) [-]
You are awesome omg
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#74 to #73 - xXDeadpoolXx (07/04/2012) [-]
<====MFW i play doctor with my little cousins
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#77 to #74 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh boy
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User avatar #70 - sammmantha (07/04/2012) [-]
asdf movies. <3
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#69 - deadmuerto (07/04/2012) [-]
when bratty ass kids come to my house, then come into my room and realize I'm cool
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User avatar #68 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
I lol'd so hard.
Thumb for you OP. That was genuinely funny.
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#66 - stizz **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]
&gt;Be 4 years old &gt;Mother took me to a friend of the family's Thanksgiving dinner &gt;Apparently I had been in a bad mood all day &gt;Threw a fit at the dinner table &gt;My mom took me into a guest bedroom for timeout. &gt;Neither of us knew the bedframe to the bed was already broken &gt;Mother tossed me on bed, bedframe collapsed and mattress fell on the floor &gt;I smiled and shouted &quot;NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, DUMBASS!&quot; &gt;Timeout for the rest of the evening. &gt;Worth it.
>Be 4 years old
>Mother took me to a friend of the family's Thanksgiving dinner
>Apparently I had been in a bad mood all day
>Threw a fit at the dinner table
>My mom took me into a guest bedroom for timeout.
>Neither of us knew the bedframe to the bed was already broken
>Mother tossed me on bed, bedframe collapsed and mattress fell on the floor
>I smiled and shouted "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, DUMBASS!"
>Timeout for the rest of the evening.
>Worth it.
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#65 - luckodairish (07/04/2012) [-]
**luckodairish rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Controversial-2 **
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#64 - bdowns ONLINE (07/04/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Bi-sexual Dating ** mfw
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#58 - legomahego (07/04/2012) [-]
The description.
The description.
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User avatar #53 - evilanakie (07/04/2012) [-]
the other day i saw a child talking to there father she couldn't be older then 7
this is what she says "Dad you ignorant moron shut up and get me a fucking kidi-chino i need one or i wont be able to do yoga tonight"
the fuck kid
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