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User avatar #18 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
How old is she ? God damn some people are messed up.

Been with my gf for 7 years and it's amazing how many people think this is some sort of achievement, like old friends I've not seen a few years are super surprised when they see me with the same girl
User avatar #25 to #18 - callmesenpai (07/03/2012) [-]
I've been with my boyfriend for 7 months and everyone thinks it's so amazing. Fuck this planet.
User avatar #55 to #25 - rokkarokkaali (07/03/2012) [-]
I've been with my girlfriend for 2 months and everyone is saying,"Oh my god dude how do you keep a stable relationship"
User avatar #19 to #18 - thebigoddone (07/03/2012) [-]
Well then sire, I salute you, especially when you're younger, it's hard to maintain a relationship for a long period of time.

How old are you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
27, sounds corny but she's my best friend as well. We're just perfect for each other, couple of retards who only have each other to laugh at the shit we do, because everyone else looks at it and is like 'dafuq?'
#36 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
I don't mean to be "that" guy, but are you guys gonna get married soon?



...I just want some wedding cake..
User avatar #39 to #36 - thebigoddone (07/03/2012) [-]
ahahaha :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
Not soon, we've been engaged for about 4 years but marriage doesn't really interest either of us.

We'll do it eventually but atm we're both not sorted life wise. I did my back in last year and have a 3 year recovery (spine healed wrong, fused badly so disc pops out easily, need to have it broken and manipulated, takes a long time) plus she's just finished uni with a PHD so is looking for a proper job with that.
User avatar #56 to #37 - rokkarokkaali (07/03/2012) [-]
You are what we need to have in this generation
#33 to #20 - doodthedud (07/03/2012) [-]
I am every kind of jelly. Especially raspberry.
#17 - theshanesanders (07/03/2012) [-]
**theshanesanders rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Titles ** what id do to her
#16 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
*image roll*
User avatar #23 to #16 - cuntism (07/03/2012) [-]
it''s *roll picture* although you probably won't see this as you can't subscribe as anone
www.funnyjunk.com/text/3172393/Funnyjunk+Guide/ is a good page to bookmark for future reference
User avatar #11 - dickthebutt (07/03/2012) [-]
This is sad...
User avatar #12 to #11 - dickthebutt (07/03/2012) [-]
I imagine her when they reach 1 year saying:
1 year!
#10 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at First world metal problems ** why be rpoud on not cheating, has cheating become an addiction??? i would've already burned her inside by now...
User avatar #8 - ponieslifegag **User deleted account** (07/03/2012) [-]
she hasnt cheated in 6 months but he has already cheated 6 times.
User avatar #7 - MetallicaForever (07/03/2012) [-]
NCS...so happy!!
#6 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
fucking fuck
#5 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
I hate the world.
#1 - mrnomnomnom (07/03/2012) [-]
**mrnomnomnom rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Winds of Change **
**mrnomnomnom rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Winds of Change **
User avatar #238 to #1 - tomoyomomo (07/04/2012) [-]
Doesnt matter had sex!
User avatar #22 to #1 - vivalanim (07/03/2012) [-]
Fuck her in the mouth
??????
PROFIT
#14 to #1 - ilikecows (07/03/2012) [-]
Please do not come again
#13 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (07/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrnomnomnom (07/03/2012) [-]
what the fuck did I just roll.
User avatar #120 to #2 - Deavas (07/03/2012) [-]
she bites his dick off in the scene before too
#87 to #2 - yettinarch (07/03/2012) [-]
Japan
Japan
#256 to #87 - illshowyouletters (07/04/2012) [-]
Foots face when
#210 to #87 - Pettie (07/04/2012) [-]
Dare I ask.. Source?
#40 to #2 - kimmanrullgardin (07/03/2012) [-]
Kinda related to your username
Kinda related to your username
User avatar #4 to #2 - angelojuusan (07/03/2012) [-]
Tokyo Gore Police, so...Japan.
User avatar #3 to #2 - vatra ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
Japan.
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