does he also sing about how his girlfreind is a nazi and the special olympics

It's the only act by the guy i've seen :/

Steven Lynch maybe? Dunno that song though.

yep thats him theres also the man who did the rant about the canon composition

I don't know about the stoner schedule bit
But the only comedian with a guitar I can think of right now is
Demitri Martin

His name is Mike Hawk

nice to meet you

seems legit

Damn, I seen it once on the comedy network but i didnt pay attention to the name...

While we're on the subject, how do you create small text?

Nevermind, I read it somewhere else. 1 post down

I prefer flat boobs over large ones...

You, sir have one the internet.

Why thank you Oh Pee

won*

...Oh fuck how did I make that mistake
I feel like a fucking moron now...

I prefer his music over his spoken jokes, but I like them both.

He's a lyrical genius and his songs put his actual jokes to shame, in my opinion.

Yeah.
"But I'm constipated. I couldn't give shit."

"It was Oedipus and those holy nights, the holy motherfucking Christ"

Anyone notice that when he makes this face he looks like Harry Potter did in Deathly Hallows when Hermione curses him to look different? No? Just me?

Bull dog man

i liked pepsi for the longest time, but eventually i just grew tired of it, it was a little too sweet, whereas Coke is only good with ice, or as a fountain drink. But now I'm more towards Coke, I've developed a taste for it.

Does that mean that you were straight for a long time but you became gay with time?

eeyup
Vanilla Coke > Pepsi Vanilla

Oh snap
Pepsi vanilla actually exists?
Do want

Pepsi Vanilla: Released in Canada and the U.S. in 2003 as Pepsi's answer to Vanilla Coke. Contains vanilla extract as well as both natural and artificial flavors. Even though it's no longer produced, Diet Pepsi Vanilla is currently available. Re-launched as Cherry Vanilla Pepsi in 2010 with the addition of natural cherry flavor
straight from wiki

Finally, someone else who prefers Pepsi!

eh, i havent had a pepsi in a while but i remember it tasting too plastic-y

Fuck Coke, Pepsi's the shit.
The few, the proud, the pepsi lovers.

....Odd how i just opened a can of pepsi just a few minutes ago.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking bitch ass nigga? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, which already makes me better than you, and I've also been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in every single martial art and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words you goddamn cunt.

that is my favorite line in that song. bo is one CLEVER motherfucker.

And sticky.

Anon made a funny.

/Clicks Show Anonymous Comments box
/Is dazzled

i do have it clicked....

is your profile pic from the muse album "the resistance"?

fuck yeah!

I do believe you have made me see the errors of my ways, I aswell can not find said comments, I feel like a dick...

My apologies

haha completely ok!