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#94 - pussyjuice (07/01/2012) [-]
It was airsoft match, I went into the bush like 6 km from landing zone there i watched spider making a web for 3 whole hourse then from nowhere i got bullet in my head i look around and i was so amused by spider that i didn't even notice when the enemy group come so close that they could see me dressed in camo lying in bush.
<- mfw not spider bro
#93 - isaapostasied (07/01/2012) [-]
I woke up this morning to a yellow jacket (horribly evil hornets) inches from my face.

MFW
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#86 - phattymatty (07/01/2012) [-]
this is from sikipedia, at least credit it also just adding a picture doesn't make it Original or any funnier.   
   
&lt;----------you're just a thumb whore   
   
Today OP was once again a fag!
this is from sikipedia, at least credit it also just adding a picture doesn't make it Original or any funnier.

<----------you're just a thumb whore

Today OP was once again a fag!
#80 - sierramistfourteen (07/01/2012) [-]
even though this is such a simple joke, I laughed really hard!
even though this is such a simple joke, I laughed really hard!
User avatar #90 to #80 - ismet (07/01/2012) [-]
yes you raugh very roud in picture
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#72 - maddboiy (07/01/2012) [-]
**maddboiy rolled a random image posted in comment #351 at My first OC :D **
#66 - MarkusEbear (07/01/2012) [-]
Never know what hit 'em!
#59 - mrmask (07/01/2012) [-]
I met a spider once, we had a starring contest, that day he became my spiderbro, and that day I lost him... feelsbadman.jpg
#55 - sapphos (07/01/2012) [-]
My room has the following spider rules:

1) Spiders can inhabit anywhere in the wardrobe and window frame.
2) Spiders can inhabit anywhere on the ceiling including corners and light fittings.
3) Any spiders found half way down or below the wall will die.
4) Any spiders found dangling will also die.

My house has the following spider rules:

1) Free reign, man. ;) (P.S. stay out of the way of the dog as she will eat you.)
#62 to #54 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
wow that actually made me feel. im never killing a spider in my house again. unless hes above the acceptable size to live and nd freak me out
#52 - cjias (07/01/2012) [-]
Please don't hit me with that newspaper dad...
#56 to #52 - chiefmartinbrody (07/01/2012) [-]
GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT, JEFF
GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT, JEFF
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User avatar #48 - bowen (07/01/2012) [-]
yet another joke taken from sickipedia and didn't give cred
#36 - kickassbandgeek (07/01/2012) [-]
MFW spider
MFW spider
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User avatar #25 - novren (07/01/2012) [-]
Anybody else here DOES NOT kill spiders because:
1- doesn't give a ****
2- knows they are harmless and helpful
3- they are beautiful little beings.

no? anyone? okay, I'm leaving.
#186 to #25 - GoodGood ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
**** no it's like leaving a bunch of tiny things in your house that may have the potential to kill you depending on the species... not taking any chances here.
#88 to #25 - iamzombie (07/01/2012) [-]
I wouldn't find a black widow beautiful, I will kill that mother 						******					 because I was bitten by one and It hurt like a BITCH
I wouldn't find a black widow beautiful, I will kill that mother ****** because I was bitten by one and It hurt like a BITCH
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User avatar #64 to #25 - RoyalNightmare (07/01/2012) [-]
I know that feel. I find them fascinating, honestly.
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User avatar #43 to #25 - shamefulhumor (07/01/2012) [-]
The only time i will ever harm a spider if it does one of those surprise shoulder creep ups. That scares the **** out of me.
User avatar #45 to #43 - novren (07/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, but when they do that I always try to simply get them off.
User avatar #46 to #45 - shamefulhumor (07/01/2012) [-]
Well its a quick brush off, unless they get too close without being noticed. Then I scream like a japanesse ****** schoolgirl and react accordingly. Not trying to harm them, its just a reflex.
#47 to #46 - novren (07/01/2012) [-]
Okay then.   
I'm just surprised about how the (almost) entire FJ community hates spiders so much.
Okay then.
I'm just surprised about how the (almost) entire FJ community hates spiders so much.
User avatar #40 to #25 - xtrmbragnrytz (07/01/2012) [-]
only time i'll kill it is if it's in my room... i ******* love spiders but if one of those bitches crawls in my mouth while i sleep (worse yet just before i wake up.) we're gonna have a huge issue
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#51 to #39 - drmrniceguy (07/01/2012) [-]
To have feelings, a being must have an Amygdala and/or executive part of their brain (we have both).   
   
Spiders have neither, and therefore do not have feelings.   /AP Psychology rant   
   
but I love spiders and will only kill them if they're in my room :P
To have feelings, a being must have an Amygdala and/or executive part of their brain (we have both).

Spiders have neither, and therefore do not have feelings. /AP Psychology rant

but I love spiders and will only kill them if they're in my room :P
#44 to #39 - novren (07/01/2012) [-]
I do the same!

Except for wasps, wasps are awful ************* and deserve to die.
But I don't kill them because I'm ******* terrified of them.
#38 to #25 - Shadesttone (07/01/2012) [-]
I only kill spiders if my fight-or-flight instinct has kicked in. You know, when one lands on your face in the middle of the night?

Usually, I just deposit 'em outside. Creepy ***** , though. I hate spiders. Ugh.

Doesn't help that where I live, we have brown recluse, hobo spiders, and those godforsaken orb-weavers. Damn poisonous arachnids!
#29 to #25 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
1. not all spiders are harmless

2. spiders are disgusting.

3. they make more disgusting spiders if you leave them.

yes, everyone, ok, I'm off to kill spiders.
#28 to #25 - ackbobthedead (07/01/2012) [-]
They would tie you up in the corner of your own room, wrap your entire body in its ass silk, and eat you from the inside out if it could.
#32 to #28 - novren (07/01/2012) [-]
Is that a reason for killing them?   
   
I'm kind of a masochist...   
   
No, seriously, I hate mosquitoes far more than spiders and I don't kill them neither. If they want my blood and they wait until I am asleep, then they can go ahead, I don't care. It's their food supply.
Is that a reason for killing them?

I'm kind of a masochist...

No, seriously, I hate mosquitoes far more than spiders and I don't kill them neither. If they want my blood and they wait until I am asleep, then they can go ahead, I don't care. It's their food supply.
User avatar #75 to #32 - alstorp (07/01/2012) [-]
I don't think you'll be as accepting if they give you a disease.. To think, that if they harvest from a HIV positive person, and then they go after you.. Yeah
User avatar #81 to #75 - novren (07/01/2012) [-]
Why would they bite you if you haven't disturbed them?
User avatar #85 to #81 - alstorp (07/01/2012) [-]
I was talking about mosquitos.
User avatar #91 to #85 - novren (07/01/2012) [-]
Well, that's a chance we live with.
User avatar #92 to #91 - alstorp (07/01/2012) [-]
Guess so
User avatar #105 to #92 - novren (07/01/2012) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I would hate getting aids or malaria or something, but you just can't kill every mosquito. You aren't always awake and you don't see every one of them.
Also, if you live in Europe / US, the chances of getting any of these two diseases via mosquito bite are very low.
#19 - doyoulikeapizza (07/01/2012) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #292 at Alternate ending **
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