How come you Quickie mart guys are always American, speak Hindu!

The awkward moment when people mistake me or my friends as indian when we're from bangledesh or pakistan.

What did you say to me? Do I look like Ryan's mom to you?

someone post the gif of nicholas cage trying not to laugh at first then laughing like a banshee

**donntoby rolls 90**

I'm an Indian, and I hate it when people look at me, from feet to head, as if I will blast everyone in the room.

at to a bp with my brother
he goes to swipe his card to pay for the gas
arabian clerk says " debit is down"
my brother accidentallyuses the same accent "oh debit is down?"
we never return for fear of exploding

The awkward moment when you phone a company, such as your internet supplier and an Asian named 'Paul' or 'John' answers....

>Be walking with bros in town
>Talk really loudly with stereotypical indian accent
>Never seen an indian round here before
>Mfw a whole indian family walks past us
>Mfw the dad shakes his head
>Mfw shame

And he replies.

Lookup Russell Peters on Youtube. He is a comic, of Indian descent and does lots of jokes about this. He is really funny, especially talking about the time he went to China.