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User avatar #215 - actinglead (07/01/2012) [-]
the funny part is that Twink is a gay term for a young skinny gay boy. lolz
User avatar #214 - koalasonfire (07/01/2012) [-]
I saw this episode he's so fucking funny.
#210 - ragingbrony (07/01/2012) [-]
And hot dogs...   
Just think about it....
And hot dogs...
Just think about it....
User avatar #269 to #210 - CatholicPriest (07/01/2012) [-]
then there are Foot Long subs
#190 - lolmasterx (07/01/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#186 - abdullahmag (07/01/2012) [-]
was this an actual episode?
if so, can i haz link?
#202 to #200 - abdullahmag (07/01/2012) [-]
i'm not trusting you with that face
User avatar #223 to #202 - Wakko (07/01/2012) [-]
I think that was meant to be the female version of GGG :P
#211 to #202 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
you can trust him i checked
#212 to #211 - abdullahmag (07/01/2012) [-]
so have i :)
User avatar #217 to #212 - assgrabbingfemale (07/01/2012) [-]
Oh so I get thumbed down for being nice.
I don't get you sometimes, FJ.
#219 to #217 - abdullahmag (07/01/2012) [-]
fixed it for ya
User avatar #220 to #219 - assgrabbingfemale (07/01/2012) [-]
Thanks. :3
User avatar #176 - captainsteelback **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]
This guy....Such a genius.
User avatar #184 to #176 - shmochra (07/01/2012) [-]
Or his writers...but I gotta admit he's even funny without them as you can see in the interviews
#167 - ashizzle (07/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #165 - etrian ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
It's a good thing this has happened or I wouldn't have remembered to pick up oreos the last time I was at the store.
User avatar #149 - ibejbean (07/01/2012) [-]
Molecular threeway... I fuckin' died!

By the way, who is this guy?
User avatar #157 to #149 - roninpenguin (07/01/2012) [-]
That's Steven Colbert
User avatar #153 to #149 - rel (07/01/2012) [-]
Stephen Colbert.
He lives in my town, and he's fucking hilarious. Very nice guy, too.
User avatar #288 to #153 - samuraichuu (07/01/2012) [-]
Where does he live?
User avatar #302 to #288 - rel (07/01/2012) [-]
Montclair, New Jersey.
User avatar #154 to #153 - ibejbean (07/01/2012) [-]
I'm guessing this is a TV show?
User avatar #158 to #154 - roninpenguin (07/01/2012) [-]
The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.
User avatar #161 to #158 - ibejbean (07/01/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'll give it a download. Unless it's shown on the British Comedy Central :)
User avatar #163 to #161 - roninpenguin (07/01/2012) [-]
Nope, US, on right after The Daily Show. If you like this then you will probably like that as well.
User avatar #143 - hynkle (07/01/2012) [-]
When did this come out?
#135 - bitchimawesome (07/01/2012) [-]
let's play a game
User avatar #260 to #135 - offsprings (07/01/2012) [-]
Trashed and Scattered- Avenged Sevenfold
More Human than Human- White Zombie
Dying Breed- Five Finger Death Punch
Change (In the House of Flies)- The Deftones
Turn the Page- Metallica
Shadow of the Day- Linkin Park
Bulletproof- Five Finger Death Punch
Sail- AWOLNATION
Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace
Tears Don't Fall- Bullet for My Valentine

Cheated a little but oh well, still sounds badass

#257 to #135 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
"September" by- Daughtry. [Theme]
"All The Same" by- Sick Puppies.[1st Kill]
"Let Go" by- Frou Frou. [Chased: Horde]
"Barely Breathing" by- Duncan Sheik.[Kill: Loved One]
"Stellar" by- Incubas.[Find: Surviviors]
"It Comes Natural" by- George Strait.[Love Interest]
"Breaking The Habit" by- Linkin Park.[Final Stand]
"Happy?" by- Mudvayne.[Think: Survived]
"Something Wrong" by- Bang Gang.[Find: Bite]
"Genisis" by- Grimes.[End]

This didn't turn out too bad.
#251 to #135 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
I Stand Alone - Godsmack
Menace - Five Finger Death Punch
Your Betrayal - Bullet for my Valentine
Dying Breed - Five Finger Death Punch
Down - Breath Caroline
Somebody Someone - Korn
Paint It Black - Versaemerge
Blame - Egypt Central
The Drug (Part 1) - Egypt Central
Sulfur - Slipknot <---- :D
#244 to #135 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
End of Days- The Prodigy
Hamburger Train- Primus
Call of the Zombie- Rob Zombie
The Horror of Our Love- Ludo
Come As You Are- Nirvana
You Can't Lose A Broken Heart- Louis Armstrong
Don't You?- IFD
Your Hand in Mine- Explosions in the Sky
Hate Everyone- Say Anything
Xeroxed- Mushroomhead

Meh.....not too shabby..
#241 to #135 - nojack (07/01/2012) [-]
Eastbound - Ten Second Epic   
Bars in Astoria - Emmure   
Bury Me - First to Fall   
Button It Up - iwrestledabearonce   
In Pursuit Of - Structures   
All I Want - A Day To Remember   
Desolate [The Conductor] - Woe, Is Me Feat. Johnny Craig   
Organ Grinder - Every Time I Die   
Bullet In The Head - Rage Against The Machine   
Ghost of Karelia - Mastodon
Eastbound - Ten Second Epic
Bars in Astoria - Emmure
Bury Me - First to Fall
Button It Up - iwrestledabearonce
In Pursuit Of - Structures
All I Want - A Day To Remember
Desolate [The Conductor] - Woe, Is Me Feat. Johnny Craig
Organ Grinder - Every Time I Die
Bullet In The Head - Rage Against The Machine
Ghost of Karelia - Mastodon
#245 to #241 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
Nice music taste.
Nice music taste.
User avatar #240 to #135 - ifmlpthreadwellfuc (07/01/2012) [-]
What's Left of the Flag - Flogging Molly
Lone Teenager - Dion
Today - John Denver
Wear my Ring around your Neck - Elvis
Last Hobo - John Denver
Asylum - Disturbed
Randy Scouse Git - The Monkees
High Hopes - Nightwish
Just Barely Breathing - Killswitch Engage
It's About Time - John Denver

This actually isn't a bad playlist overall, I'm surprised at how lyrically at least 7 of these songs match their scenario... XD
#236 to #135 - fuckscreennames (07/01/2012) [-]
This is my ideal playlist
Apocalypse theme: disturbed- down with the sickness
First kill: volbeat- a warrior's call
Chased by a horde: velvet revolver- get out the door
Killing my love: five finger death punch- wicked ways
Finding survivors: alter bridge- ties that bind
Finding new love: disturbed- want
Making last stand: five finger death punch- if I fall (this one is all kinds of perfect for this situation)
Thinking survived it all: five finger death punch- back for more
Finding that I've been bitten- avenged sevenfold- welcome to the family
Ending credits: metallica- for whom the bell tolls
#239 to #236 - fuckscreennames (07/01/2012) [-]
And my actual one (in order of occurrence in the rules to save time)
Warning, almost all of this is five finger death punch, I will specify if it isn't
Bad company
Rise against- wait for me
Avenged sevenfold- M.I.A.
Meet the monster
The devils own
Ashes
Can't heal you
Rise against- a gentlemen's coup
Rise against- lanterns
Coming down
Wow... Very few of these actually work even slightly well
User avatar #234 to #135 - getsheadfromdolan (07/01/2012) [-]
kanye west- power
joe esposito- your the best
bonnie taylor- holding out for a hero
kamelot- anthem
DMX- party up
heman- HEYYEAAYAAEYAEYYA
skrillex- bangarang
aldo nova- fantasy
DJ Ephixa- bring you back life
drowning pool- bodies
#218 to #135 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
Killing Time
Leper Messiah
The Memory Remains
Bleeding Me
Crash Course In Brain Surgery
Slither
Siegreicher Marsch
Green Hell
Nothing Else Matters
One
User avatar #209 to #135 - xtalos (07/01/2012) [-]
Breathe Into me
Psychosocial
Man without fear
Out of control
Forever
Releasing the Demons
Don't hold back
Renegade
Dying breed
Shadows

none of these fit
User avatar #205 to #135 - fitzjohn (07/01/2012) [-]
Rip Slymth - super shooter
oasis - champagne supernova
phoenix - rome
teddybears - zero gravity
friendly fires - in the hospital
pokemon theme tune
friendly fires - paris
keane - somewhere only we know
kings of leon - sex on fire
dragon force - heroes
User avatar #207 to #205 - fitzjohn (07/01/2012) [-]
fuckin sweet!!
#204 to #135 - bizjr (07/01/2012) [-]
B.I.G-Big Poppa (I don't know what it means!)
Tupac-Ambitions as a Rider (I'm a Straight rider you don't want to fuck with me zombies)
Kid Cudi-Mr.Rager (It's telling me i want to be one of them)
Bone-Thugs-n-Harmony- Tha Crossroads (PERFECT)
Macklemore- My Oh My (not sure if it has anythin to do with baseball and Dave Niehaus)
Eminem- Kim (Just Yes. GOD YES)
N.W.A-Fuck Tha Police (fuck the police)
Kanye West-Power (I GUESS)
Arion- Pokemon Dubstep Remix (well i'm dying)
Bone Thugs N Harmony-Thuggish Ruggish Bone (I don't Know what to think of this)
User avatar #201 to #135 - kreugersboy (07/01/2012) [-]
homegrown country folks- Bottleneck
Art of Story telling- Andre 3000
changes- 2pac
for once-the Lacs
fat bottemed girls- queen
they don't give a f*ck- 2pac
as the world turns- eminem
msettle for a slowdown- dierks bently
sweet thing- bottleneck
if heavan wasn't so far away-josh morgan i think.
this makes absolutly no fucking sense.
User avatar #196 to #135 - SaucyBoy (07/01/2012) [-]
Dangerdoom- Sofa King
Ugly Duckling- I did it like that
7L and Esoteric- Def Rhymes
The Coup- Fixation
People Under the stairs- Uprock Boogie
People Under the Stairs- Get Drunk
Hilltop Hoods- Immortal MCs
Jeru the Damaja- Scientifical Madness
Musab- What Time is it
Method Man-Meth vs. Chef
#194 to #135 - mrneptune (07/01/2012) [-]
Overall Theme: City and Colour - Forgive Me
First Zombie: Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country
Horde: Disturbed - Sacred Lie
Kill Loved one: Avenged Sevenfold - Seize the Day
Group Of Survivors: City and Colour - Constant Knot
New love intrest: Foo Fighters - Still
Final Stand: Avenged Sevenfold - Buried Alive
Bitten: Foo Fighters - X-Static
Credits: Disturbed - The Infection (oh god that works so well)

Some of these work quite well actually...
#227 to #194 - fuckscreennames (07/01/2012) [-]
Oh god lol, buried alive and the infection fit so fucking well into that. Also, I like your taste in music
User avatar #198 to #194 - bitchimawesome (07/01/2012) [-]
well played sir you get a thumb for having disturbed, avenged, and foo... just because I'm a diehard rock fan... and because it's a great playlist even outside of the game
#206 to #198 - mrneptune (07/01/2012) [-]
MFW you gave me my first thumb on my first comment
MFW you gave me my first thumb on my first comment
#208 to #206 - bitchimawesome (07/01/2012) [-]
yay... let's be freinds
User avatar #181 to #135 - ratking (07/01/2012) [-]
Bo Donaldson- Billy Don"t Be a hero (ok. Telling me not be a hero, kay)
Cher- Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves (maybe its a homeless person?)
Weird al- canadian idiot (Let me guess, I did something stupid)
The Who- Pinball Wizard (What is this I don't even)
Weird al- Amish paradise (Of course the Amish would survive)
Jonathan Coulton- The Future Soon (Hm. So I'm gonna have a good future?)
Don McLean- The Day the Music Died (Well, I do play some music, so hyeah)
Schmoyoho- Winning (Well of course I won)
America- Horse With No Name (So, I head into a desert or something?)
Jonathon Coulton/GlaDOS- Want You Gone (Of course they want me gone, I'm a fucking zed)
User avatar #178 to #135 - queendickbutt (07/01/2012) [-]
Imagine-John Lennon(ಠಠ WAT)
Welcome to the Black Parade-My Chemical Romance(That doesn't fit either)
Waking the Demon-Bullet for my Valentine(Kind of fits)
Keine Lust-Rammstein(NOPE.)
Kill Everybody-Skrillex(That's hilarious)
I just had Sex-The lonely Island(As is this)
Creep-Radiohead(Good song, just not final stand music)
Time of Your Life(Good Riddance)-Green day(That's fitting)
Crazy Little thing Called Love-Queen (ಠ
ಠ)
Monster-Paramore(Fitting I guess)

Only a few made any sense.
User avatar #180 to #178 - bitchimawesome (07/01/2012) [-]
time of your life was my favorite song on your playlist... thumb for you
User avatar #185 to #180 - queendickbutt (07/01/2012) [-]
A thumb for you as well for having my favorite band twice on your list.
User avatar #187 to #185 - bitchimawesome (07/01/2012) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #177 to #135 - bitchimawesome (07/01/2012) [-]
my playlist... not bad

1. undead-hollywood undead
2. down with the sickness-disturbed
3. welcome to the family-avenged sevenfold
4. savior-rise against
5. sound of madness-shinedown
6. hands held high-linkin park
7. america-deuce
8. stronger-kanye west
9. bodies-drowning pool
10. nightmare-avenged sevenfold
#189 to #177 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
kill yourself and this list of shit music
User avatar #191 to #189 - bitchimawesome (07/01/2012) [-]
<--suck it anon
#174 to #135 - smellybuttcrack (07/01/2012) [-]
Afterlife- Avenged Sevenfold

Welcome to the Jungle- Guns and Roses

Through the Fire and the Flames- Dragon force

BYOB- System of Down

Satisfaction *Awkward*- Daft Punk

Crew Love- Drake ft. The Wanted

Talk Dirty to Me- Poison

In the Belly of a Shark- Gallows

Story of My Life- Social Distortion

Paranoid- Black Sabbath

Mississippi Queen- Mountain
#166 to #135 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
Let's not.

...fuck you.
#164 to #135 - traycepickering (07/01/2012) [-]
Cynic - Hieroglyph
Priestess - Talk To Her (That's weird...)
The Sheepdogs - I Don't Get By
Everlast - What It's Like ( Not bad)
Intronaut - Gleamer (sounds like I'm gunna kill them)
Metallica - Sad But True (...)
Primus - Those Damned Blue Collar Tweakers (classic)
Mastodon - Creature Lives (fitting)
Mastodon - All the Heavy Lifting (kay)
Foo Fighters - Miss The Misery (Fitting)
User avatar #162 to #135 - rileyjstrickland (07/01/2012) [-]
Hier Kommmt Alex - Die Toten Hosen
Earth Crisis - Total War
Lost in Hollywood - System of a Down
BBBFF - My Little Pony
Rampage - Fall of Icarus
Nightmare Night - Glaze/Mic the microphone
Psycho - System of a Down
Attack - System of a Down
Stealing Society - System of a Down
Dreaming - System of a Down


At least some of those fit.
#146 to #135 - gentlemanpirate (07/01/2012) [-]
Behemoth - The Harlot Ov the Saints (it's all the fault of some Christian whore)   
Maxi Bacon - Triple Whopper (killed 3 at once, apparently)   
Pagan Alter - Samhein (actually about zombies, good times)   
Solitude Aeturnus - Pain (fitting)   
Wormrot - Fuck.. I'm Drunk! (we celebrate finding other humans)   
Frightmare - Midnight Murder Mania (we bond over killing lots of zombies)   
Extreme Noise Terror - Use Your Mind (we make a cunning escape plan)   
Yacopsae - Rockstar (how I feel when I think I've survived)   
Death - Flattening of Emotions (depressingly fitting)   
Brutal Truth - (untitled) (fits, I guess)   
   
   
hmm, this may be a sign I'm bored. pic unrelated.
Behemoth - The Harlot Ov the Saints (it's all the fault of some Christian whore)
Maxi Bacon - Triple Whopper (killed 3 at once, apparently)
Pagan Alter - Samhein (actually about zombies, good times)
Solitude Aeturnus - Pain (fitting)
Wormrot - Fuck.. I'm Drunk! (we celebrate finding other humans)
Frightmare - Midnight Murder Mania (we bond over killing lots of zombies)
Extreme Noise Terror - Use Your Mind (we make a cunning escape plan)
Yacopsae - Rockstar (how I feel when I think I've survived)
Death - Flattening of Emotions (depressingly fitting)
Brutal Truth - (untitled) (fits, I guess)


hmm, this may be a sign I'm bored. pic unrelated.
User avatar #250 to #146 - kandiman (07/01/2012) [-]
i suggest parov stelar when your feelin classy as fuck :)
User avatar #303 to #250 - gentlemanpirate (07/01/2012) [-]
I have no idea how you got that from that list of bands, but that was pretty awesome - good shout
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#134 - trondoom ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
**trondoom rolled a random image posted in comment #6285225 at FJ Pony Thread ** still don't fuckin care oreos will still be getting my money.
User avatar #132 - kotos (07/01/2012) [-]
I fucking love this man
#127 - dlwnsgur (07/01/2012) [-]
**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #6304143 at FJ Pony Thread ** oh god, now i cant look at water the same way i used to
#119 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]
Can we stop with the channels please? I mean honestly people are gonna be over the gay oreo thing in like a month. Is it really worth getting everyone pissed and flooding the front page for something like that?
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User avatar #115 - shootforbrains (07/01/2012) [-]
i don't care about homosexuals, i only like rainbows.
User avatar #107 - noodlelover (07/01/2012) [-]
Steven Colbert is a legend.
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