Exactly what is nasty? Bedsheets are much cleaner when messed up(Science, I dont have to explain).
Putting the dishes into to the dishwasher in one row is much more efficient.
About the toilet, its not going to kill you, but when flushing, millions of bacteria from your shit'n'piss gets launched into everywhere in the room, so close it when flushing.
Unless you think fecespaste is delicious

Letting the dishes pile up in the sink is so damn disgusting and a lot more work in the long run. Especially if you don't have a dishwasher. Also the leftover food stinks. Also letting your dog get hair or dirt from the paws all over a couch (A light colored one at that) is also pretty dirty. And when you get done with your beer how hard is it to throw the damn bottle away? Just letting it sit there thinks the house up with the smell of stale beer. Also how does not making your bed make it cleaner? It's the same amount of germs hiding underneath and on top of the sheets.

I always wash the dishes before putting it into the sink, so they wont smell and i try to organize it so it doesnt look like a mess and it makes it easier to put it in the dishwasher.
About the dog, I dont like dogs, I prefer cats, my cat only lies on a leather chair and it rarely leaves hair. But I get it, once I had to clean a car full of dog hair, and god that was awfully hard.
I dont drink beer or alchohol, I only drink soda and energy drinks, personal preference. I thought it was about drinking much beer and alchohol while the gf was away.
Leftover food goes in the refriggirator and should be eaten as soon as possible.
About the bed, it could have been that its cleanest when it just lay straight out.

Dont mind the picture, i just like it a lot.

Easy there, Chewie. Also, this seems pretty fitting.

**pistro rolled a random comment #7 posted by phantooom at Fantastic Finances ** :

comment #2 and #6
comment number is 62
neat

God-damn it!

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I see what you did there, and I fucking like it. Pic unrelated.

"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone away."

i don't understand this reference.

http:// lmgtfy. com /?q=Ain%27t+no+sunshine+when+she%27s+gone+away

it's an old song; google it

I miss my mom

I'm sure she misses you too. Wherever she is. Even in heaven, if that's where she is.

Beer and wine are both gross.
It's all about the liquor. Preferably rum, then vodka. And sometimes whiskey and bourbon :D

absinthe, you forgot absinthe.

Sadly, I've yet to try absinthe

Actually, I'm not a big fan of alcohol, I just drink mineral limonade~

way to make Funnyjunk hate girls even more than they already do, you ignorant slut. never tell people that you're a girl unless you're telling an amusing story about how you found a spider in your vagina that wouldn't make sense if you were a guy. otherwise, no one else but horny little 14 year old fat fucks will give a shit.

If l can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Intemet is "there are no girls on the Intemet". This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fcuk you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Intemet, we don’t have the chance to fcuk you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don’t get a bonus to conversation just because I’d like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr. I’m a girt" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet. The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Intemet is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

way to copy/paste a 4chan post, can't you insult the dumb bitch more originally?

i do not believe i could have said it any better.

GUISE LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL AND I NOT STEREOTYPICAL
I AM SO FUN, RIGHT GUISE??

LOVE ME PLEASE

Lol it's funny because you do actually care, or you wouldn't have attracted attention by making that comment. Or replying to bernardolima's comment as well.

Look at my emoticon face! I'm so fun- Get the fuck out.

God dammit, i loled

How about we try not to kill every picture that we get our hands onto.