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#206 - cumeater (06/29/2012) [-]
**cumeater rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Gore Compilation 2 **
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#204 - thebritishguy (06/29/2012) [-]
I do ninjitsu 4 hours a week and I probably would have given him my money or got stabbed
#214 to #204 - N. Korean citizen (06/29/2012) [-]
I do Martial Arts 7 Hours a week and i'd probably shit my pants if a guy threatened me with....oh i don't know...a weapon? something that might take my life? You're a fucking retard and you'd probably die if you try some funny shit on a mugger.
User avatar #242 to #214 - thebritishguy (06/29/2012) [-]
I don't know what you mean I said I would give in and give him my money and if I fought him I wouldn't be able to win, you act like I said I could beat him.
User avatar #225 to #214 - yologdog (06/29/2012) [-]
I practice my martial arts forms for 4 hours a day, every day.

I work out the muscles I need to use them so they are in perfect shape at any point.

I don't feel like I could rightfully keep my manhood if I just gave in after all that. (I would at least want to take away his knife)
#222 to #214 - N. Korean citizen (06/29/2012) [-]
I read shit posts that no one cares about 56 hours a weak. That's right, my penis is huge. The remaining hours in that week are filled with intercourse (what else!?), because my dick is so large and I'm so popular and everyone cares about my awesome life.

User avatar #202 - aaronman (06/29/2012) [-]
I just put a man pissing himself on my favorites.
#195 - redcarrot (06/29/2012) [-]
did he.....Did he try to stab him in the nuts?
User avatar #198 to #195 - awwhellno (06/29/2012) [-]
dude pissed himself purposefully, grossed out the attacker, probably got away with some money, and a walk home wet. Kinda reminds me of the joke about shitting in your hands then trying the same.
#194 - lmOldGreg (06/29/2012) [-]
Why did you make your own channel?
#189 - N. Korean citizen (06/29/2012) [-]
He didn't want the wallet cause that's how you get caught. The muggers where I live take only cash and won't touch your wallet.
User avatar #191 to #189 - Holyshizznips (06/29/2012) [-]
Yeah had nothing to do with the fact that he dropped it in a puddle of piss.
User avatar #187 - kierano (06/29/2012) [-]
"Give me your money!"

"Ew not that money, gross"
#186 - chriscosmo (06/29/2012) [-]
What I try to do
What I try to do
#188 to #186 - chriscosmo (06/29/2012) [-]
What ends up happening
#196 to #188 - redcarrot (06/29/2012) [-]
Or ends up getting killed.
#185 - sirthomasburr (06/29/2012) [-]
what the fuck?
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User avatar #182 - holypiez (06/29/2012) [-]
at first i thought he pulled his dick out
User avatar #192 to #182 - fivefs ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
At first I though the man stabbed him in the dick.
And the guy held the wound then looked at the man with knife and asked him "why?"
#181 - fivefs ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
Scream and run like a little girl.   
Nobody wants to chase a full grown man who's screaming like a little girl
Scream and run like a little girl.
Nobody wants to chase a full grown man who's screaming like a little girl
User avatar #193 to #181 - NolanNasty (06/29/2012) [-]
this actually works...don't ask me how i know that..
User avatar #177 - bitchplzzz (06/29/2012) [-]
Damn he pissed a fucking litre or 5
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User avatar #172 - whyisthishappening (06/29/2012) [-]
**whyisthishappening rolls an lol**
#170 - carlose (06/29/2012) [-]
what i probably do
what i probably do
#171 to #170 - prjprko (06/29/2012) [-]
now that would be just silly. with your posse of middle aged black women you could beat the shit out of any mugger.
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